The doctor who did all the dad’s vasectomies in my hometown was named Richard Chop. Richard...

@JackBarlowStudios

3 жыл бұрын

I knew a guy who’s dad was a urologist named Dr. Wang.

@Sage_the_Turt

2 жыл бұрын

@@JackBarlowStudios if you could just not with the racism that'd be fucking great

@dottyContrarian

Жыл бұрын

that is called an aptronym! when someone's name is related to an attribute of theirs. another example is usain bolt. :D

@theWeaverofTales

Жыл бұрын

The question is was it coincidental or did he specifically go into the profession for the goof

Nobody: Justine McElroy: Let me tell you about my vasectomy!!!

@GippyHappy

4 жыл бұрын

Vinia Nein Justine?

@fyrefrost1898

3 жыл бұрын

@@GippyHappy Justin’s alternate universe female counterpart

@GippyHappy

3 жыл бұрын

@@fyrefrost1898 getting a vasectomy?!?!

@fyrefrost1898

3 жыл бұрын

@@GippyHappy female Justin is trans

“Wait-are you Taako??” Yeah, you know, from TV?

Justin stammering then going “GOTTA get a vasectomy” lives in my brain rent free

Thinking about Justin and Sydney holding their brand new baby daughter, Charlie’s little sister, and Sydney going “alright that’s enough of that, Juice”

Justin, I hate to say. But the jockstrap period is literally your best work.

“Did you have shoes on and your keys in the other hand?!” This made me laugh so hard my baby woke up.

@lastlife0726

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic.

listening to this episode not knowing what was coming was an Experience

sorry about your little jumble Justin

As someone who said yes to the, "how about tomorrow" question when rescheduling a surgery, I can say with absolute confidence that a day is not enough time to prepare for that kind of thing.

I gotta get me that vasectomy!!!

@craigtrautmanjr9393

4 жыл бұрын

Griffin's laugh at that is soooooo good.

@warren_waters

4 жыл бұрын

I crack up at that every time. Just the biggest fuckin mood.

I really hope that Griffin truly didn't know about this beforehand and all his reactions are 100% real.

@calebduarte5255

4 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t seem fake (although I do have my doubts over the Olive Garden breadstick incident); I just can’t imagine Justin would randomly tell his brothers “Yo, I’m gettin a vasectomy Thursday!”...y’know, until the day they’re recording that week’s MBMBaM.

@erinhayes9742

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen a lot of comments like this recently and idk why. Y'all know you can enjoy things and not pick every piece of entertainment apart to try and find things that are wrong with it, right? It's improv comedy.

@asmrtpop2676

3 жыл бұрын

@@erinhayes9742 people can also enjoy noticing the man behind the curtain :)

@erinhayes9742

3 жыл бұрын

@@asmrtpop2676 "enjoying" the man behind the curtain isn't the same as claiming ingenuity en masse because you get off on being cynical about every piece of entertainment. Just call yourself a hipster instead of going ":/ fake" and then claiming you're admiring comedy writers

@nunyabidnis7111

3 жыл бұрын

@@erinhayes9742 It's possible to take things at face value and enjoy them for what they are. It's also possible to enjoy things while at the same time viewing them through a critical lens. We all find enjoyment in our own ways, and they are all equally valid. :) Unless it's eating a banana without peeling it first.

This is such a good bit. Everyone is so funny, Travis has some absolute bangers while clearly delighting in Justin's discomfort. "So just a six pack of Gatorade or whatever?"

I have to wait 1.5 hours EVERY time I go to the gyno so I feel that pain

@meggal5353

4 жыл бұрын

What are they doin, makin the speculum!?

@dig8634

2 жыл бұрын

@@meggal5353 They want to make sure no one beats the current speedrun record for a gyno visit!

"Here ya go still steamin'! " GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

@dig8634

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like there is room for whether or not you wanted a particular substance on that spoon or not

"Cup of Juice," good lord

1:14 Travis buddy, there's really only one thing that can meaningfully be Last Hurrahed before a Vasectomy and Not Wanting To Do That is generally the reason for getting the procedure in the first place.

@kiba000

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making.

@sugmanots

2 ай бұрын

going to Disneyland

9:32 The 'gift shop'? Who is buying gifts for their loved ones at the vasectomy surgery?

I love this bit so much. Not only is it hilarious, but as a woman I found it educational as well!

@Sage_the_Turt

2 жыл бұрын

you realize women have penises too, right? don't erase trans people.

Holy shit the phrase "funky butt lovin'" has been rattling around in my brain for years and now I realize what it's from

Griffins giggle at 12:46 👌🏻

@engineerbill7140

4 жыл бұрын

HEHEHEHE

i never thought i'd ever sit and listen to a man talk about his vasectomy process for 15 minutes, but here we fuckin are

This is my favourite MBMBAM bit of all time I listen to it at least once a week

How hard is it to say “I’m a podcaster” Justin?

@user-sg6ww7ts6n

3 жыл бұрын

that word means nothing to old people

@user-hb7rd9wu2n

3 жыл бұрын

naudia “radio announcer but with no music breaks on the internet”

You know sometimes I forget that Justin had a vasectomy and then the full force of it just hits me like a truck every time

Listened to this after dropping my dad off for his second vasectomy, lasted 17 years before my little sister was accidentally conceived

20 EVACUATIONS

@sterlingdragon123

4 жыл бұрын

A six pack of Gatorade, or...?

Ah yes, the primary topic right around when I started listening to mbmbam Good times

@TurboNemesis

4 жыл бұрын

Yea the Vasectomy Arc was pretty good but I think mbmbam was at its peak in the post-tournament arc

"if you're a person with a penis" is such a small gesture but it carries so much meaning for me

"i didnt monitor my tone at all so it just came out like - No!!" i laugh every time lol

This segment made me laugh out loud even though I was stressed out and trying to catch as much sleep as possible before work.

Justin's talked about having tinnitus before so now I'm wondering if tinnitus would mess with a hearing test

@robertsanford349

4 жыл бұрын

Jessica C. It does. It barred me from going into a hearing-intensive job

travis is killin it in this clip

thank you so much for uploading, this is fucking hilarious

This is even more funny considering there's a very early episode where they got a question from a guy asking if he should get a vasectomy and they all said no because he wouldn’t be a man anymore lol woops

@lorendaemon7945

4 жыл бұрын

GippyHappy Character development!

@camwoodstock

3 жыл бұрын

@@lorendaemon7945 And all it took was a jockstrap at Disney.

Got em

can we just appreciate how justin says 'person with a penis' instead of 'man' or 'guy?' trans rights!!!!

So when people find out what a vasectomy is...do people who don't have testicles have the same visceral wince response that cis men do? I've always wondered, but the topic doesn't really come up in polite conversation.

@4nn4h

4 жыл бұрын

Personally, I didn't. I didn't have that response to hearing about tubal ligation either, though, and have performed neuterings on animals without issue - it might be that I'm just not squeamish.

@CelestiaLily

4 жыл бұрын

I sympathy-wince at any groin-related injury/pain (vasectomies, period pains, kicks to the nuts, giving birth, waxing, STIs) no matter the gender, cuz all of them sound REAL BAD

@pbgandie

4 жыл бұрын

Not to vasectomies perse, but I have a similar visceral wince response when it comes to episiotomies.

@acoustikangaroo

4 жыл бұрын

The only genital surgery thing I’ve ever winced at hearing about is an episiotomy

@brody2k

4 жыл бұрын

Dude here, but I thought this was worth noting. I never used to be bothered by it. Until I saw a vid that involved actually seeing the... removed... portions, if you will. Now when I think about it I do this little shuffle in my seat that my monkey brain thinks will help.

Nice

I couldn't do it and I would be like wtf

Damn a vasectomy seems sad, even though I don't know why it just makes me depressed for all my lil guys

Wanaknowwhat? There's such a thing as Too Much Horntalkz and a person ought to be fuckin aware of it.

idk why but this whole segment just really squicked me out. was not a fan