He goes to the McDonald's drive thru and orders a SINGLE BLACK COFFEE

@ksochia12

5 жыл бұрын

Cold buh-looded

@Grace-ij2ud

4 жыл бұрын

This is a crossover that the world is NOT ready for

@Dabednego

4 жыл бұрын

I am so glad I was not the only person who thought of this

@partlyironic

4 жыл бұрын

I specifically came to the comments to make sure someone had made this joke

@bicarbonat1

3 жыл бұрын

MCDONALD'S MCDONALD'S MCDONALD'S

As someone who worked at a fast food place for a loooooong time, can confirm each shift had several fast food friends that we gave extra food to.

@ahobbit1273

4 жыл бұрын

Mega Wow, I worked at a fast food place for three years and I can’t imagine being allowed to get away with that

@heliveruscalion9124

4 жыл бұрын

Yo if you were an employee would you get in trouble for like eating a large fry without paying

@Chris_Meade

4 жыл бұрын

@@heliveruscalion9124 depends on the store. My McDonalds didnt care if we grabbed food that was about to be thrown out. Of course you get sick of it after like 3 days of working there

I have 3 starbucks friends in different locations and once in a while i go to pay and they are like, "Nononononono." And it makes my whole day. They are cool people.

@laurenyork6095

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a barista and 1, we're technically allowed to do that sometimes, and 2, if someone does that for you, you're one of their favorite regulars.

@lizzmickcarcass

2 жыл бұрын

When my barista buds try to give me the hookup bypassing my payment I do take the coffee but I also feel slightly guilty....

my mom informed me that when she used to work at cici’s pizza she had friends who worked at sonic and they would wait for the manager to leave and they’d call up their friends and basically trade food

@Table_knife

2 жыл бұрын

is there a limit to the the "unlimited slices" deal?

UHHM, MAYBE HERE IN THE U S OF A, BUT IN CANADA, WE DO THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. HI, I'M TRAVIS MCELROY, FROM CANADA.

I had a dream that I did some chores for Justin and he paid me in doing a bit which was "You know spagiotto balls? Those balls in spaghetto? This, but it's wasabi" And I laughed so hard in dream I woke up

@AnnabellaRedwood

2 жыл бұрын

How cool! 🙂

this reminded me my dad has a fastfood buddy at starbucks they know his face his voice what he orders and every variant and what time of the week he gets what and how he likes it they know him.

@kizi3339

4 жыл бұрын

lukas Caro I don’t know why but I read that as “my dad has a fastfood daddy at Starbucks”

@abbywolffe4114

3 жыл бұрын

I love that this reads like slam poetry

One time I stole a 4 pack of nuggets from mcdonalds because I accidentally pulled up to the second window instead of the first one. I think it's a 'just give the food to the guy when he pulls up' situation, so beware of food pirates for sure.

@Aesthetomancer

6 жыл бұрын

Lens flare you monster

@SunBleachedGhost

6 жыл бұрын

That's absolutely not how the McDonalds I work at works, if you accidentally pull up to the second window, we will still make you pay

@redxp0p

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon Raybuck Dude *we*? ARE YOU RONALD?!

I worked at a DUnkin Donuts and I can confirm that when things happen like Justin dipping out of the line for lack of wallet, it does screw up the queue. We'd prefer if you at least stay in line, tell us at the window "Yo I forgot my wallet, sorry", and then we can delete your order from the system. If you just dip its mere anarchy loosed upon our world, noone knows what's what

"literally the opposite of what you just said is true. i just want to make the point that the opposite of what my brother just said is true; fast food chains make their money on the drinks, and, travis is a liar."

shrimp! gun! now!!!

It's funny because my friend actually got fired for giving out one free French fry as a manager.

@squidbit4353

6 жыл бұрын

Do you mean a free french fry order or an actual single fry?

@willionaire9737

6 жыл бұрын

please respond, squidbit raised a very important point

@Cannibal-Wings

6 жыл бұрын

Willionaire It was one order of fries. But someone else on staff reported it and my friend got fired.

@othergeorgea

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Tien snitches get stitches

@destinywebb56

4 жыл бұрын

@@othergeorgea Liches get stitches

Dunken donuts just throws away all their unsold products at the end of the day so i use to keel going at the same time late at night. And eventually the girl there gave me some free samiches. And then she gave me her gamertag. We play fort lol

Fun fact: Tom Arnold was a proverbial "fast food friend". He and a friend stole over 150 big breakfasts from the McDonalds he worked at under the pretense of "charity". He was absolutely fired.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Hero

My favourite part about this is that somehow the McElroy's think that a city of 3 million people wouldn't have a McDonald's when I have literally seen a McDonald's in the middle of nowhere before

Canadian McDonald's coffee is actually better than Timmy's now

just realized my sister is my Fast Food Friend, she gets me free chow mein from the chinese takeaway place she works at part time, without me having to ask (don't worry, her boss lets everyone who works there take some food home)

"Mmmmmm . . . such an elaborate con" I don't know why that part is so fucking funny to me

Got a free Baja Blast from my local Taco Bell one time. Thanks Taco Bell employee! You're great.

I was the McDonalds employee who stole food and also gave free drinks and cookies if I had a good day. People would give me tips all the time.

@snoixalicious

2 жыл бұрын

benevolent god

i'm friends with the manager at the local dairy queen and he gave me a free blizzard and hot dog on my last day before going to college. it was magical

shout out to my fast food friend for figuring out the manager's code that lets them give discounts and using it to give us discounts.

As someone who worked at starbucks, they keep track of how many free drinks you give away while signed onto your till and I’ve seen baristas get fired and taken to court because they racked up 2k in losses for the company over giving out $6 of stuff a day. For reference, that’s one free drink to appease an angry customer/day. Working in the drive through you’re guaranteed to have more than one during a rush. If a barista gives you free drinks, it is with that in mind! Even knowing that I still tried to hook my regulars up on occasion

I had two dunkin donuts friends who I met at dunkin donuts who hooked me up with free donuts every now and then and it is indeed magical

Here's a little tip that may be obvious but apparently a lot of people don't know this- go to a fast food restaurant thirty minutes before close and they will give you extra of things you ordered depending on what you ordered. Like if you order a medium fry, they'll give you more than a large maybe because they can't use those fries the next day. Nuggers too.

@cottontaelle5863

5 жыл бұрын

CallMeFreakFujiko one time after a middle school band concert everyone in the band went to dairy queen (its tradition). me n like 5 other ppl were the last ones there n this guy went "im gonna get a large fries to share" so ofc none of us declined. fries. he came back w like... a chicken strip meal box fuckn overflowing with fries. five 7th graders could not finish all the fries he had to take home the fries. this is my fry story than k you for your time (edit: typo)

@cottontaelle5863

5 жыл бұрын

jesus fucking shit i made a typo inmy edit

@existenceisrelative

4 жыл бұрын

You might want to rethink your abbreviation for nuggets. Or at least don't use it vocally, like, out loud.

@feedmewifi_477

4 жыл бұрын

bro you can’t call them that

@Mbeluba

4 жыл бұрын

@@existenceisrelative ya got it, my nugger

I just wanna say, as a Canadian. Tim Hortons coffee grounds are literally old McDonald’s coffee grounds. Not taste wise, it is LITERALLY leftover McDonald’s grounds...

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Symbiotic Relationship

There was a case where someone would ask for "nastyboy" and extra crispy fried for drugs

As someone who worked at a Sonic, when someone drives off in the drive-thru- well first this is why we read the order back to you at the window or should do so- the food that was made and not bought is often given to the employees at our employee discount price. Some fast food places allow the employees to just...have the unwanted food for free depending on the manager and how lax the company is on that. As for passing you in the fast food line when someone dips out? They're NOT SUPPOSED TO? DO THAT? Haha

@asmrtpop2676

3 жыл бұрын

i can’t imagine my manager being like ok we’ll do you want it? you get a discount but you still gotta pay. like LMAO trash it then bud-imma make sure you make zero profit off this.

I wish I got along this well with my older brothers

not really related but i was in montreal a while ago and i went to probably the nicest mcdonald’s i’ve ever been to. there were two floors and probably enough chairs to fit everyone in the city

@ashling3681

3 жыл бұрын

I know it’s pretty much been a year, but I think I know which McDonald’s you mean, and it does look lovely.

@sarahwilliams8438

Жыл бұрын

The McDonald's I went to in Vienna (or maybe Rome) served cheesecake on real like, restaurant plates. That had to be washed. It was wild.

i had a fast food friend at the peets coffee i went to every day when i was in high school. it was a nice feeling :)

i had fast food friends when i worked at starbucks, sometimes u just make a bigger drink or a free coffe and no one bats an eye and the way there face lights up just really says it all

The problem isn't with them counting the sandwiches, it's when they balance the till. Unless you are implying that the drive thru person works the same shift every day and memorizes the sound of your voice

This was the best. Also, yes, fast food buddies are great.

There are like seven different bits in this stretch and I love it.

I had a few fast food friends at my local McDonald's growing up. Only ever got a single free chocolate shake because the person before me didn't want it, but it was still nice knowing people's names

I manage a small coffee shop/ bookstore in Huntington WV called Cicada Books and Coffee. I would 100 percent make these guys a drink and let them reserve our library table for a DND session. Not necessarily a fast food friend, but a Barista Buddy if you will

TFW Griffin starts talking about getting shot with a shrimp gun and the water you're drinking suddenly comes out your nose. Thank juicy it was just water

Olive garden cares about Justin doesn't it

Why is it surprising that they have McDonald’s in mtl?

I didn't know Chip Mulaney listens to MBMBAM

I had a Fast Food Friend at Starbucks. It was AWESOME!

Its been like over a decade since i worked at a fast food joint, but from my experience yes, people will absolutely grab just a coffee on their way to work at say a burger king.

@dndboy13

4 жыл бұрын

also ive had people pay at the window and drive off, apparently forgetting to get their food.

I had a fast food friend at wendy's. I lost my card and they let me go with my food anyway. I paid back for the food and a little extra the next day. After that BAM fast food friends for life

Tim Hortons coffee tastes like an ashtray.

this has such a genuine and real feeling to it i think this is one of my new favourite videos

No one says petrol in Montreal.

@existenceisrelative

4 жыл бұрын

hey, i'm from the southern usa and have spoken with upwards of _two_ canadians in person. so i feel i have the expertise to assure you that they do.

@yellville

3 жыл бұрын

@@existenceisrelative, the fourth McElroy

I’ve never even HEARD of tim hortons 😂

@krell.1415

3 жыл бұрын

Mostly Canada and New York

I lived in Montreal for several years and there was actually a dearth of Tim Horton's. It was a problem. Maybe there are more now, but when I lived there it was so hard to find any. Having said that, there were SO MANY good coffee places, there was no reason to go to McD's for coffee...I mean, unless you just really liked it. Also...petrol? You know we don't call it petrol in Canada, right? And DEFINITELY not in Montreal.

Where we live if we go to Mcdonalds and say we are missing something we ordered they automatically believe us and just give it to us-so we could get a free Big Mac just from politely asking basically

once i went to a burger king in which they: - did not have meat. like any meat. basically just chicken nuggets. - more than once gave us iced tea instead of coke. - *did not have meat.* - very long wait times at the drivethru not only that but they had started the store literally like 30 feet from a mcdonalds. at least we got our drink cups for free though

Having worked at a Burger King, I can tell you for a fact they do not close if they run out of beef. They just put up a sign saying we don't have any burgers just order chicken instead. And boy do people yell at you in the drive-thru for that.

somewhere in dallas texas is a lobster and crab food based fast food resturaunte that does serve scampi and lobster bisque thru the drive thru

Ive done that. We just pulled into a taco bell drivethru, told the order taker that we changed our mind, then pulled up to the window and paid for the mystery meal from behind us. It was like, seven spicy potato burritos, two mexican pizzas and four Dews. It worked out pretty well, I think.

Tim Hortons coffee has been garbo for a while now.

@hermitcrablullaby8001

6 жыл бұрын

Nooooo that was gonna be my go to for when I can drive! :(

@ahobbit1273

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I like Tim’s but I actually go for an Earl Grey when I go because their coffee is bad

if I may, Tim Horton's < McCafe

“Ran out of beef patieees.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That scenario did happen to my dad. He was at a Wendy’s late so their lobby was close and some guy who I guess didn’t have a car just walked up to the drive-through window and collected my dad’s meal and he saw it happen and told the staff, and it was just sort of a oh well.

i once went to starbucks in america and i ordered some snacks and some coffee and then my mom was like u ordered the wrong thing and i was like oh fuck and went back, my anxiety going buck wild, and i asked if i could give it back to them and get the money back (the food was still wrapped up and warm and all that, hadn’t been touched) and the dude gave me my money back AND let me keep the snack. at that moment i went god bless america and i love new york.

Just so y'all know, Tim Horton's coffee supplier started selling to McDonald's (at least in Canada) after Tims got bought out by an American chain which took a fucking stumpgrinder to the company and reduced the quality of fucking EVERYTHING to save cost. So in Canada, if you go to McDonald's for a coffee, it's the closest you'll get to old school Tims. No serious Canadian actually gives Tims the time of day anymore. Their coffee is atrocious, and they treat their workers like shit.

@krell.1415

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Burger King bought em in 2014 and everything went to garbage, stamped with the unholy nutella donut.

I worked at a homophobic chicken and they were very strict about not being allowed to give out free food, but that may have just been our owner

No one will probably see this, but I have encountered fast food pirates. I was at a Wendy's I put in my order and as I was rounding the building to the window a jeep comes around on the out side, cuts me off and takes my spot in front of the drive through. Shit was crazy.

As a Canadian, I cannot stress enough that McDonalds coffee is known to be better than Timmies'

I work at Wendy's and fast food friends are a thing and many people come to the drive thru asking for their sweet fast food pal

Edit: thank you based Justin Travis was *so wrong.* Drink sales are actually the *premium* product, and where fast food restaurants (and concession stands) get *most* of their profit because of how cheap they are to produce. They use food to get people thirsty and buy drinks. *why do you think theatres offer free refills on popcorn, but not the drinks?*

@lexsedman4611

6 жыл бұрын

what movie theater do you go to that doesnt offer free refills on drinks??

@thunka8033

6 жыл бұрын

lexa sedman Cinemark

@tactiCole_

6 жыл бұрын

My theater offers a free refill on large drinks and none on popcorn.

@Tucker3903

6 жыл бұрын

Naw. Drinks are like 30 cents a litre.

@Wolf99555

6 жыл бұрын

almost every fast food place i know of offers free refills and most make their drinks really cheap so i really don't believe this like i literally worked at a fast food place and they said drinks were just to drive people in

HOLY SHIT I WAS BROWSING MBMBAM BECAUSE I FORGOT WHICH ONE I WANTED TO WATCH AND IT WAS THE FUCKING SCAMPI ONE

I want a timmies in my glove compartment how do i sign up for that

5:13 spicy chicken friend

how the fuck does griffin just know off the top of his head who the wendy’s founder is

mcdonalds coffee in the states is horrific, but in canada its???? really good and also cheaper which is BUCK WILD. but tims in the states is also terrible????? but in canada its inconsistent depending on which tims lmao

@siskavard

6 жыл бұрын

needs more question marks

@Ehlihr

6 жыл бұрын

@siskavard i ????????????? agree?????????????????????

@elle.9839

6 жыл бұрын

oh hey.......fancy meeting u here......... ;}

@Ehlihr

6 жыл бұрын

ell e. BABE...

@FaeQueenCory

6 жыл бұрын

McDonalds is always better at everything outside of the US. US: literally garbage in food shapes Anywhere else: actual food

I have a tacobell fast food friend that gets me a large drink with anything I order

Yeah actually McDonalds does exactly this where I live. A lot of them have 2 drive through lanes that just arbitrarily merge. I'll order before someone but they'll pull in front of me and just get my order. I've asked the employees about it and they all say its just fuckin horrible.

i am the fast food friend and fuck it it feels great!

Tim Hortons is the worst commercially available coffee on earth

Yes there are McDonalds in pretty much every North American city. And it's still called gas in Montreal.

@AlexBabbage

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, if anything other than gas, the quebecois would call it de l'essence, because that is french for gasoline. But, they are not real french people, so they most likely just call it gas.

Literally the way you do this is you just like....become chill with the workers at the place! Become a regular! I'm the chattiest bitch on the planet and that has paid off a lot when it comes to getting extras. There's two Starbucks near me and I will always go out of my way for one of them because I know the workers and they know me. They've given me a larger size drink before just because they know me (and on one occasion, because I commiserated with one of them about a rude ass customer). I get a coffee almost daily at the Dunkin near my house and one of the guys who works there gives me a free donut every time I come in all because I chat with him. Like, it is (theoretically) so easy to get fast food friends. You just gotta be a regular and you gotta care about them as a person, not just as the person who could hook you up!!

My father was a food pirate.

McDonald’s coffee is one of the higher caffeine coffees from common commercial coffee sources at chains

I’ve never heard of Tim Horton’s. East coast thing?

@corvidae2741

3 жыл бұрын

More like a northern east thing? Pretty much just Canada, but there are some in Maine and other northern states. Unless you mean your canadian and have never heard of Tim Hortons, in which case wow!

@caseyrogers573

3 жыл бұрын

E Hathaway No, I’m from Texas, so that makes sense 😂

Shrimp! Scampi! Now!

Coffee Fidelity-

Does justin think tim hortons has drinkable coffee

@Zcumgod

Жыл бұрын

Hey, piss is drinkable, just not good

In what Canada is Tim Horton's coffee better than McDonalds LOL take me there

There's no shot McDonald's makes it's money off the $1.00 large free refill drinks.

Did he ever get a fast food friend? Did Justin?

@krell.1415

3 жыл бұрын

Fans spammed him with messages of "come to X in Y and get a free Z!" Probably half joking as travis I think mentioned that would happen in the bit.

.... Scampimal Planet. Listen,

When i worked at Panera we got to eat or take home anything that customers forgot to pick up after ordering. Also, if you were mad about the mac'ncheese you dont even want to know about the soup

Could someone fill me in on what is Tim Hortons?

@krell.1415

3 жыл бұрын

Coffee and Donut fast food chain. Think they do sammiches now too. Mostly a canadian thing, though some places just across the can-usa border have it as well.

Tim Horton's is by far the worst place to get a coffee in Canada.

@krell.1415

3 жыл бұрын

It USED to be good. Then it was bought by burger king.

Never heard of Tim Hortons

I didn't give away free sandwiches, but I gave them my discount. Griffin must not have worked at a fast food chain, because he has no idea how strict they can be.

speaking as a food service crony, i love giving free shit to (NICE) customers. idgaf if this multi million dollar company is short on some tortilla chips when they do inventory, i get paid minimum wage. are they going to fire me over $1.25 in product? not only that, but $1.25 in product that costs 17¢ to produce

McDonald's black coffee is better than Starbucks' black coffee

Scampipal planet

As a Canadian, it’s hilarious to me how they seem to have no conception of what Canada is like.

@ahobbit1273

4 жыл бұрын

Being surprised that we have McDonald’s? Thinking we call gas “petrol”? Many Americans seem to think Canada is just England but isolated in the wilderness. I’ll admit that the part about our overabundant Tim’s is true, though.

@MintyArisato

4 жыл бұрын

@@ahobbit1273 it's called 'hyperbole' they're a comedy podcast

I work nights at Starbucks and let me tell you, you don't even have to be our friend to get free shit. Manager took one of the tills early? Fuck it, free drink for you. I'm having issues processing payment? It's free, I don't care enough to keep trying. You meant to get a cake pop and add it at the window? You just saved over $2. We literally do not get paid enough to care.

I'm Canadian. Tim Horton sucks. Don't believe the hype.

5:14 spicy chicken friend