I mean I'm not a necrophiliac but 600,000 dollars is 600,000 dollars

@codehorse8843

4 жыл бұрын

*pounds

@masongoser5627

4 жыл бұрын

Rube

A REAL human skull? EEERRRGGGGHHH

@sapphic_sophie

7 жыл бұрын

Dull Roar - but like, what kind of skull?

@dullroar2673

7 жыл бұрын

VERY real

@sapphic_sophie

7 жыл бұрын

...a real human--oooooh. Sit on a real human skull. Hmmmmmmmm.

@n0wheregrrl

6 жыл бұрын

Had to be real, didn't it?

@bentonic4998

4 жыл бұрын

100 dollars.

I'd sit on a real human skull for a piping hot bowl of pasta and a piece of garlic bread

@tailsfox45

6 жыл бұрын

i heard olive garden is hiring a real human skull sitter onner

@RadioactiveCheese0

6 жыл бұрын

well sign me the FUCK up, man

@tinker0331

4 жыл бұрын

Papyrus

@Lawryn1990

4 жыл бұрын

Same

The most baffling thing to me is why double the money for crossing your legs? Is there any person on Earth who'd go "Sure, I'll sit on a skull for 300k, but crossing my legs?! No way! I need another 300 for that."

@aidantanis4478

3 жыл бұрын

The difficulty of crossing your legs is the amount of balance needed to not fall off said skull since your legs are no longer capable of holding you from falling. It takes both guts *and* skill.

@virgil2461

Ай бұрын

maybe it's more sexual to him and he thinks it deserves extra?

"Sincerely, Skeletor."

@brewingtea1

3 жыл бұрын

I had to pause from laughing, there

@trueaidooo

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly this is the explanation that makes me most comfortable

THE GUY BUMPED UP THE PRICE TO $600,000 DOLLARS/POUNDS

@tiredpup6230

7 жыл бұрын

Katie Shady id do it where he at

@Laizerdisk

5 жыл бұрын

I would sit on 600,000 human skulls for 600,000 dollars

Like, normally I'd do it with no hesitation, but the fact that he *started out* at 100,000 dollars/pounds makes me worry that there's some kind of crucial detail he's requiring in the deal but not mentioning here. Where's the contract? I need to read the fine print.

@radioreprise

6 жыл бұрын

Kyra Cook you have to bring your own real human skull

@Serje1227

6 жыл бұрын

I read that in Garnet's voice and that was quite the image

@shawnaeatscats

3 жыл бұрын

@@Serje1227 a little wordy but otherwise seems like something she would say.

This is just like one long horrible intrusive thought

I genuinely think "sincerely, Skeletor" is Justin's best goof

why won't anyone ask me this question i need to pay off my fuckin student debt

So like... will the McElroy brothers run for president as a collective hivemind? Please?

@grabyjones720

7 жыл бұрын

Haha! Better than the president we have now! (POLITICAL!)

@cottontaelle5863

6 жыл бұрын

that's not political it's just the facts

@blanktester

6 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that would be true regardless of the identity of the president. The McElroy brothers are such good boys.

@Greenwickpress

5 жыл бұрын

Only if they could still find time to produce all those podcasts.

@asmrtpop2676

5 жыл бұрын

Safety town all over agaib

I love the idea that this is a fantasy villain who, rather than abducting people to complete his dark ritual, just hits up people on Yahoo. "Would you dance naked with several other people during the eclipse? Lick a crystal for a thousand dollars? Looking for anyone wiling to lend me their enchanted sword of light for one ceremony, will pay you 50,000 dollars, sword may get sat on during ceremony."

it keeps bugging me how delicate griffin thinks skulls are. it takes over 500lbs of force to crush a skull.

@Animallovercomedian

4 жыл бұрын

Well he is offering 600k pounds

@novaofthenorth

2 жыл бұрын

@@Animallovercomedian you didn't xD

hitmen go on the darkweb for as low as 10 grand, and you're telling me this guy can't find someone to sit on a skull for 60 times that much

I mean....we know Taako would

@donglefongle

5 жыл бұрын

IM CRYING,,,,,,,,,,THANK YOU FOR THIS CURSED VISUAL

@thelightingavenger

5 жыл бұрын

👀🤑

@carlosbisa3086

5 жыл бұрын

OH BOY YOU'VE DONE IT

@Final_unicorn

5 жыл бұрын

THAT BOYS PRETTY MUCH A PRO SKULL SITTER

@squib9367

5 жыл бұрын

OH GOD SKELETON RIMJOB

"Calcium and taint" thats poetic

Um lemme get that skull sitting money I'm like 90% sure I'd crush it tho but that might also just be skeletor's kink

@sharkofjoy

5 жыл бұрын

I assumed the point was to crush it. So many unanswered questions.

@ace-smith

5 жыл бұрын

bones be strong

[softly] It's literally making my grundle uncomfortable. Just the thought of trying to perch... perch myself on a cranium. I don't think it would feel good.

dude i would sit on a real human skull for 50 bucks as long as it wasnt like haunted or something like, skull of a child that got brutally murdered? nope i aint touchin that skull of a happy grandmother that died peacefully in her sleep? hell yeah ill sit on that ill just like, apologize and give the skull a flower later

@sharkofjoy

5 жыл бұрын

You raise a really good point. I was like "hell yeah I'd sit on a skull, where is it?" but I would have a much harder time with a child's skull. 18+ years at age of death only please.

@sharkofjoy

5 жыл бұрын

Man also....yeah probably violent crime victims, I wouldn't sit on those skulls. Like a serial killer? I'll crush it with my thighs (is this what they want?????) but the victims of the serial killer..... no I'm going to pass I think.

@sharkofjoy

5 жыл бұрын

No I keep coming up with new caveats. Am I sitting on this skull like "sitting on someone's face" because then if it's a serial killer but I have to act like the skull is eating me out.... I dunno I guess we're going back to "do I get to crush it with my thighs" there are a lot of questions

@NewyAlien

5 жыл бұрын

For that much money, I'll try to shove it up my ass if he asks me tbh

I could absolutely have gone the rest of my life without hearing Griffin say "grundle"

@pastilakompot6912

5 жыл бұрын

if you find the Grindr question, you can hear worse

does anyone know how to sit on a *real* skull?

@martinfinderupfyhring7909

6 жыл бұрын

ERRRRRRGGGHHH

@ambermontgomery2959

5 жыл бұрын

Like... A real skull?

@beafbuger

3 жыл бұрын

uuuuuuuurrrrrgggghhhhh..... it had to be real, didn't it...

@veteratorvulpes1116

3 жыл бұрын

What did you want to happen with the skull?

@lordtachanka903

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of sitting on the real skull?

Kravitz is that you

"Would you slap-chop a real human skull for 400k?"

I'd do this without a second thought it's just a skull

@kidneyluke

6 жыл бұрын

dengakugirl21 The thing is, how'd he get it?

@apollopollo622

6 жыл бұрын

nonono its a *real* human skull

@pureicefire

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah same.

As a real human female...I'd do it. You kidding me? $300,000? I'd do it for 50 bucks. He didn't even say you had to be naked or how long you gotta sit. And its doubled if I cross them which is my preferred method of sitting anyway.

For those wondering 600,000 pound is roughly 756,300.00 American dollars

@VillaFanDan92

Жыл бұрын

It would have been a lot more when this episode was recorded, before the pound collapsed.

"Perch myself on a cranium."

get me in contact with this guy, I'd do almost anything for 600,000, pounds, sitting on a skull is nothing

Google says it takes 520 pounds of pressure to break a skull so you should be good.

There isn't much I wouldn't do to a human skull for 600k.

id do it for a twenty

Maybe the question asker is just a graphic artist who is absolutely desperate for a reference picture? Or perhaps he is also curious if a human skull can support the weight of a grown woman.

Bruh that shit would get me through my undergrad i'm totally in

*"Your people sicken me."*

but he’s got this *one thing*

Thanks for finally putting this on KZread. I was tired of linking people the episode and the timestamp.

*Incubate it like a mama bird*

Do I need to provide my own real human skull?

But can you curse a real human skull?

@bastardbunny666

5 жыл бұрын

WhatTheFuckIsMyName eaRRRGGGHHHH

"Can you sit on a skull?" "Yep." "A real human skull?"

ok, so what did we resolve in this episode of mbmbam? that justin 'hoops' mcelroy would murder a serial killer for 300,000 american dollars? cool, just checking

ladies,

Dresden should never have let Bob loose on the internet.

@ashlynm.2619

5 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES

Do you think this is the same as the chair face guy

@ambermontgomery2959

5 жыл бұрын

Well now I do.

A REAL human skull?

@dottyContrarian

3 жыл бұрын

uerrrgghh..

Like, if it was clothes on, then there's no question, yes. I don't see why there's an issue here.

A true classic.

One of the best mbmbam bits.

Yes

damn I would sit on a human scull for 10$

You can tell that this is in the first 100 episodes because of the extensive 9/11 joke

The ending cut-off has the best comedic timing I’ve ever heard.

i'd pay someone to let me sit on a real human skull that shit'd be a once in a lifetime experience

“If you’re good at something don’t do it for free”

this asker 100% wants bare vagooter on skull though you can just tell

Not only do they know nothing about other animals but they also know nothing about human anatomy. Good job guys lol

I don't think it says if the skull is, like, outside a living body or not.

@rowan4684

4 жыл бұрын

You've cracked the case

a real human skull? like with bones and teeth and whatall

Listen, I'm a guy. But I would sit on anyone's skull and do whatever for a penny, but I'll take the 6,000 pounds.

i would sit on so many things for so much less money tbh

“You smell like calcium”

After I get to my goal weight absolutely I would

dollars.... or pounds

I would do it for free.

HOW DID NO ONE ASK WHY HE HAS A REAL HUMAN SKULL

id do it for $1 man

i would do it for like $20

Is… is it sterilized?

Jimmy? This is the worst