As a former Cici's employee I can tell you we never kicked anyone out for eating too much and 22 was definitely not the most za I'd seen someone eat in my time there.

@danniedaniell260

6 жыл бұрын

MerileeGoLucky what is

@DBZbre

6 жыл бұрын

MerileeGoLucky I have eaten at least 32 slices at a cici's and the staff were cheering me on but the manager told me I had to stop (staff were stoner looking teens and the manager was a burly-fat bald dude) he said it was a health risk

@thienbaongo7997

5 жыл бұрын

Daveyog That's so rude. He kicked you out and then said what you were doing was a health risk? I'm sorry but that guy is a jerk. There are more polite ways to kick someone out.

@monroe7532

5 жыл бұрын

Thienbao Ngo lol how it that rude?

@logicaloverdrive8197

5 жыл бұрын

Bina G because he might as well have said, “watch your waste line.”

"GO TO THE GOLDEN CORRAL AND BRING A FUCKING SLEEPING BAG" God Griffin is incredible

Justin's slight weariness in his voice (was he sick?) makes his pizza advice fucking hilarious

@FrenzySliver

6 жыл бұрын

The secret is to know... when to flip the switch

@MoldyWarts

6 жыл бұрын

If I recall, he was on cold medicine

@lucy8473

6 жыл бұрын

y'know what they got?....puddin'.

“wAiT hOld oN whahaT aRe yoU aBouT tO sAy” 😂😂

@MorganChaos

5 жыл бұрын

the combined terror and hilarity in griffin's voice reaches existential levels on this line

@crushersbutlessedgynow

5 жыл бұрын

lET hIm gOoooo

If an employee tells you to stop then point to the all you can eat sign, look them in the eye, and eat some more fucking 'za

Friend of mine in high school went to a Chinese buffet and was kicked out after consuming one hundred egg rolls.

@StarscreamsGirl

6 жыл бұрын

did they die

@robinsparrow1618

6 жыл бұрын

**Travis voice** "That's not a lot of egg rolls..."

@crushersbutlessedgynow

5 жыл бұрын

Your friend is a fricking normie ( no hate )

@urmom2.049

5 жыл бұрын

Your friend whole mood tbh

I think its emblematic of how great this bit is that animatics use almost the whole bit, unedited. It's all gold.

Slizzies and a scoopa

this is a man who can't hold his DayQuil

Justin’s like... 3-4 minutes monologue is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve heard come from his mouth since taz.

"Like fuckin' Noh-Face shoveling 'za into his mouth!"

i just love justin's descent into this weary stupor

I've got a friend who is 17 years old, 117 pounds, and is 6 feet tall. He needs to do this shit.

@peepo2560

7 жыл бұрын

NjordsWolf tell him to slam some 'za

@pop-tartdepression393

6 жыл бұрын

NjordsWolf tell him the 3 smartest people you know said he should go to the Golden Coral and bring a fuckin sleeping bag

@lolatheprofessional3883

6 жыл бұрын

NjordsWolf tell him to take these percosets and go _fucking ham _*_wild_*

@angelic_loss

6 жыл бұрын

i think you described a skeleton

@VortoMundus

6 жыл бұрын

It's actually a very bad idea. When your diet is such that your BMI will be that low, eating that much in a short span of time can have a lot of harmful effects. He needs to work up his weight over time with a diet high in protein, aminos, and sugars so that his body can naturally build the weight in a healthy manner, instead of just shoving everything into his fatty tissue.

I definitely ate at least 20 slices of pizza as a teenager and proceeded to be catastrophically sick for like, 36 hours.

@TomBombadil168

6 жыл бұрын

wcs792 What pizza? The kind and where you got it greatly matters.

Justin's sly little inflection when he says "flip the switch" kills me every time

the whole "Take some Xannies" part of this bit is like...inexplicably my favorite part

awaken the animal within

I don't think 3 medium pizzas minus 2 slices is kick out worthy

Hey, listen: Are you retweeting or not? I'm a busy man.

cicis pizza... i havent heard that name years

@crushersbutlessedgynow

5 жыл бұрын

I go their every few weekends, i always eat about 15 slices and 1 bowl of salad

You at the club and Island Boy walks up to you, and says he wants to scoopa your slizzy. What you do

My favourite moments are when travis says something weird and griffin loses his shit and roasts him for it 😂

22 slices is definitely not the most I've seen a teenage boy eat...

i just heard a grown man do an impression of someone voring someone else

@leavewe

4 жыл бұрын

hello cromslor

i lOVE that Griffin is vore boy and managed to make a vore bit im laughing

omfg XD "don't eat so much pizza it'll catch up with you" like what? constipation for a week? because this kid is trying to gain weight!

@logicaloverdrive8197

5 жыл бұрын

DinoCookieCat like, that shit was clearly established as the start.

I'm neither as tall nor as skinny as this dude, but I still go fukken hawg-wild

Cici's Pizza slices are pretty small though. You'd think that 22 slices is like enough for 5 humans but at Cici's that's like... food for 2.

this is a simpson's episode

@pembertr0n

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Trostle Toe to tip

I mean assuming that there are 8 slices per pizza that's only 2 and 3/4 pizzas, so I get what Travis is saying. It's the most amount of pizza I think I could imagine a reasonable adult under extremely hungry circumstances eating - but it's not an obscene amount. Especially for this asker who is a skinny tall boi with lotsa room in that bod.

When I was 11, my doctor actually told me to drink a milkshake every day because of how underweight I was. So it could be true, depending on the doctor.

@loganplourde886

6 жыл бұрын

Taman Shud my doctor told me to eat more as well.

@cryptiecreep

6 жыл бұрын

Aaaay you understand! Ironically, now that I'm 22, I'm actually slightly overweight.

@J_Lups

6 жыл бұрын

Taman Shud Mine told me to eat two Hershey bars a day to keep blood sugar up.

@SammyBirdTheGreat

5 жыл бұрын

Dude my doctor said a similar thing - he told me to eat calorie-heavy food if I couldn’t manage to keep a lot of food down. Recommended lots of cheese and peanut butter and bacon

@jackson-zo8pt

3 жыл бұрын

i had to eat some ridiculous shit when i was recovering from my eating disorder. i remember having a spoonful of peanut butter every day LOL

Scüpah

My friends and I listen to this clip at least once a week and quote it near constantly (including screaming it as our bus drove past a Golden Corral during a field trip), what are we doing with our lives

this is the only MBMBAM content i’ve watched and I NEED TO WATCH ALL OF IT NOW

is this kid Shaggy, from Scooby-Doo?

@biddodiggo2176

5 жыл бұрын

SolidArrow13 yeup

last timw i ate at cicis pizza i literally did break out in hives.

This is a man who can't hold his dayquil

My dude vored Dave

Believe it or not, when my mom was growing up. My grandpa and uncle were kicked out of buffets for the exact same reason

One time after a Wrestling tournament, me and my friends started a competition to eat the most pizza @ Cicis. I ate 27, my friend got 30+ (he was still eating when I quit) and my other friend got 16. So maybe the employees were just assholes that didnt wanna make pizza.

22 slices at Cici's is like about 6 slices anywhere else. Maybe 3 from Sbarro's.

Imagine a nearly six foot tall, skin and bones ass dude, walking into the CC's, and then just getting a giant plate of pizza and downing one After the Other. I would be afraid they were some sort of ghoul or something that's here to eat all the pizza and then turn evil.

wish my doctor would tell me to go all out but unfortunely I always do.

Travis is too relatable.

But those are Cici’s pizza slices. 22 of them is only about 8 actual slices.

I want to eat that much 'za.

8:05 That literally happened to a CiCi's here!

what the hell is a slizzie

@Dabednego

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the opposite of a scoopa.

PUDDIN

this clip woke up my alexa. thanks

There's a sushi buffet I feel might hate me for eating them out of house and salmon

@loganplourde886

6 жыл бұрын

Sushi just isn't something you just slam a shit ton of all at once

6:37 activated my Amazon echo

no nO NO THAT IS A LOT OF PIZZA

DISCOUNT *COOPIN*

Stoned, sick Justin is one of the best kinds

How the fuck can someone eat this much pizza in so little time?! I can eat 2 slices, 3 if I'm really hungry... granted, I'm a small teenage girl and not a large, underweight teenage boy but STILL! Fuckin crazy.

@dianarojo-jewell6091

6 жыл бұрын

I have witnessed two of my friends eat about 20 slices of pizza, each. Granted, they were having a personal competition, so they pushed themselves more than they normally would, but it was entirely concerning. One of them was a tall, underweight boy, and the other was an extremely competitive shorter girl. The guy won, but only cause the girl was getting super nauseous and slowed down her rate of consumption (to be fair she'd eaten half a dozen cookies before we even got pizza and I think she had some of my pasta and a breadstick)

Oh my god RETWEET!!

As much as I enjoy the terms "slizzies" and "scoopa", I don't know WHAT the boys were saying about pubbing helping with digestion. I've eaten pudding TWICE, but I might as well have eaten it 4 times, because it takes me a good TWO DAYS to digest that stuff.

Do you guys think that the manager saw how skinny he was and thought he was some kind of food competitor who came to practice eating huge amounts of pizza?

go to the fucking _GOLDEN CORRAL_ and bring a *_FUCKING S L E E P I N G B A G_*

A Christian bookstore

For context about the weight thing, the ideal weight for a 5’11 male is 155-189 lbs. this guy is a few pounds heavier than the minimum ideal weight for a 5’5 male, 122 pounds. Holy 💩 indeed

*Check out the animation of this!* ( "Hog Wild" by Miles John )

"What's up, motherfuckers? I'm back."

its worth noting that Cici's cuts their pizza into 10 slices, not 8, and they're very thin. So this kid ate like, 2 pizzas. Its funny when Travis gets razzed by griffin here but he's got a point: that's a very mundanely large amount of pizza.

As a guy who had a comparable build to the asker at his age (5'7", 95 lbs) I'd regularly eat 25-35 pieces of pizza at cici's on the way back from baseball games. Sometimes the skinny kid isn't skinny because of not eating, sometimes they just have an insane metabolism.

Roald Dahl references

10:03

Does ron work at cici's ?

i want some 'za right now

How many slices is a whole pizza?

@BrostessSnackCakes

7 жыл бұрын

Usually 8. 22 slices is almost 3 entire pizzas.

@SorrySod

7 жыл бұрын

With some preparation and pacing, that sounds very doable!

@BrostessSnackCakes

7 жыл бұрын

Just looked at the Cicis website. It looks like one pizza over there is 10 slices, so it's more like 2 pizzas.

@moneybean

7 жыл бұрын

Brostess Snack Cakes I could totally do that. I wouldn't want to, but I could. Sure, it's a lot of 'za but not kick-you-out-worthy

@moneybean

7 жыл бұрын

If one pizza weighs a pound, after 4 pizzas you are 2% pizza.

pooped to this one!

Some people just metabolize like a jet engine and don't build enough weight. I personally don't eat enough and usually have a pretty fast metabolism. I usually finish meals in a few minutes and get on with my day. I could totally see eating this much 'za at that kind of leisurely pace of a slice every couple minutes. I don't see why anyone would think it would make you sick-- unless they didn't properly prepare the pizza or you had a physical intolerance to it. It's not the "healthiest" thing to consume, but it's better to slam some fuckin' 'za than be frail and emaciated. It's better to eat something less than ideal than to eat nothing at all.

Okay but ... A full pizza would be divided in, what? 8 slices? so Its like 2 and a half pizzas? ... Is not little... But it's not that much. I'm with trav on this one. Like I've seen people eat that and I've been close. Then again I'm talking very simple pizza. No toppings besides mozzarella.

Didn't Simpsons do this? Are we actually living in The Simpsons? Life is just one big Simpsons episode!

i know several people who have eaten much more than 22 slices lol, of actual pizza not small pizza. ive eaten up to 27 slices but i know people who have eaten over 30. going to all you can eat and eating less than 20 slices is insane behavior.

Hey, I ain't a doctor or nothing, but maybe that kid should eat higher calorie, pre proportion meals, instead of binging and making himself sick. IDK, I'm not a doctor tho. Go hog wild.

i thought cc's was a texas thing only

@robinsparrow1618

6 жыл бұрын

They also talked about Whataburger in a recent episode. And that's definitely a Texas only thing.

@danniedaniell260

6 жыл бұрын

Cajer 1618 omg

@Aesthetomancer

6 жыл бұрын

Wow Texas is where I live.

@KingStinko

6 жыл бұрын

Wow it’s Texas a place I live as well

@leaffinite3828

5 жыл бұрын

Dannie Daniell it’s not, we had one where I lived in Louisiana I’m prettysure

Man I'm 17, 5'6", and less than a hundred pounds...

@SammyBirdTheGreat

5 жыл бұрын

Ren Fournier same m8

A BMI of 16-17 isn’t that low??

@Cheerybelle

4 жыл бұрын

It really is, though.

@clanofclams2720

Жыл бұрын

It is. Factually.

This bit is sadly ruined yet again by fatphobia. It's really upsetting how the brothers have become way better about treating marginalized groups well but then still use fat people as a free punching bag