My favorite bear is the one I got a hug from at pride

@megangallagher4047

6 жыл бұрын

Your pic makes this even better

@swordswaltzing

6 жыл бұрын

my favorite bears are magnus burnsides and the one guy who gave me and my friend all of the shit that he caught from the floats at pride

@salzshakes4895

6 жыл бұрын

magnus bearnsides honestly bless all bears

@aaronyayger

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@kaitlynr8340

4 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

"A kangaroo is a type of bear" - Griffin McElroy, 30 under 30 media luminary

"so we have to assume that yogi bear is immortal"

The greatest tragedy is that, "It's a Marmaduke." went unnoticed.

Griffin pulling Ursa Major has to be one of Griffin's Top 10 "lil' stinker" moments

DEEPLY appreciate Justin's rushed and defensive vulnerability in this bit. Very sweet of him to share

smackerels is what syndee & justin’s last name would be if they combined their last names

@lordtachanka903

4 жыл бұрын

What about “smackelroy”

QUESTION: What kind of BEAR is BEST? FALSE. Black bear.

@kaiacub

6 жыл бұрын

buzz buzz they're all soooo good :c but black bears are def my fave

@LFOtobot

6 жыл бұрын

buzz buzz That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

@cherryberry746

6 жыл бұрын

LFOtobot FACT. Bears eat beets. BEARS. Beats. Battlestar Galactica

@user-lk2rl7uv6q

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks Dwight

@francesatty7022

5 жыл бұрын

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

@francesatty7022

5 жыл бұрын

you know imitation is the most sincere form of flattery

@__Stitchy

4 жыл бұрын

@@francesatty7022 IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE

@Sandux930

Жыл бұрын

MICHAEL!!

griffin's *_"you couldn't fucking help a brother!"_* had me in tears lmao

My favorite bear: Travis McElroy

@natashap7591

5 жыл бұрын

Do you... Know what a bear is???

@Dabednego

4 жыл бұрын

Rice Is My Religion he said he likes smackerals of honey. He basically admitted it

“It’s iN tHe aNciEnt TeXts!!!”

That Teddy Ruxpin cartoon had one of my favorite lines: "That's my sister! In the cage!" "Aaah, I can see the family resemblance." "Really?" "Yeah, you were in a cage when we first met too."

I like that Griffin doesn't know the name of Melancolia, but he knows that it's "super sadness".

I am very concerned that the brothers said Betelgeuse three times.

Smokey bear would beat Ursa major since he puts out fires, what are stars? That's right giant fires!

@silvercomics3517

3 жыл бұрын

Smokey Bear can’t put out fires. Only you can stop Forrest fires.

@leaffinite3828

3 жыл бұрын

Theyre super not giant fires actually

@joeryan1514

2 жыл бұрын

@@leaffinite3828 it is if you have a loose definition of that

A slow start with a fucking _phenomenal_ end

The MCU is building to Yogi.

To quote Starkid's Twisted... "Okay, Jesus Christ, I don't know what's going on here."

Them not getting the reference is causing my organs to fail

I'd say that Duck Newton is the best bear

This one made me cough up root beer. I was able to hold it in until "and you know how stars are"

There is a flaw in Justin's yogi bear argument, while we CAN assume Yogi is IMMORTAL, or not being able to age and die, we CANNOT assume he is INVINCIBLE or unable to be hurt by outside elements. Now I may be mistaken, as I rarely have watched the Yogi cartoon, but I don't believe there is enough evidence to conclude that nothing can hurt Yogi. Thus Ursa Major is indeed the ultimate bear, unless Yogi is in fact omnipotent, a god bear if you will. This is my thesis

The singing killed me X'D

---TAZ SPOILER--- Ursa Major is the Hunger. Yogi and Ruxpin are IPRE

@juliedexter1101

3 жыл бұрын

Now see now I just want an all-bear cast of the Balance arc

When do we break the news to Griffin that Hanna-Barbera land at Kings Island has been replaced with Peanuts?

They're just going to ignore that one of the greatest cinematic composers of all time asked a Yahoo question?

To be completely fair any star in Ursa Major could become a black whole and swallow our planet so griffin does indeed win

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

It actually is the black bear. Go watch the TierZoo video.

Sometimes I marvel at how far off the rails they go...this is one of those times.

all I'm hearing is Yogi Bear as the light of creation and the star boy as the hunger

I love how large on scale this got from just talking about bears

identity theft is not a joke, jim. millions of families suffer every year!

Grylls!?!?!?!?!?!?

To be fair to Grizzly Bears they didn't actually eat Grizzly Man, those were Alaskan Brown Bears. A completely different subspecies of Brown Bear than actual Grizzly Bears.

Stars aren't...bears! Bears are bears!

bearetic

i feel Justin on the song making him cry everytime and ppl using that against him thing. When Somebody Loved Me from Toy Story 2 makes me cry, and friends have literally pulled it up on youtube to try to get me to cry and i have to beg them to stop. lmfao

Travis: Yes but as that happens Teddy Ruxpin learned to forgive and won a moral victory. Justin: Teddy Ruxpin has evaporated.

I expected a Lost reference on polar bears, but then I was almost immediately pleasantly surprised

Technically Teddy Ruxpin would be an Arktoid (From *arktos* for "bear" and *-oid* for "like")

Finally this clip is on youtube!

Another one of my all-time favorite segments. :D

Am I mistaken or isn’t the polar bear technically the apex of beardom?

@DiggitySlice

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure a cluster of stars or an endless legacy could easily beat a polar bear

top 10 mbmbam moments

This is the best fucking bit ever and I'm glad it finally got uploaded to KZread by someone. Could never find it to link it before.

I WOULD watch this movie

Hug

🎵THERE'S A STAAAAAAR BEAAAAAR🎵

Broadcasts of yogi bear will never reach Betelgeuse. It has likely already died and we are just watching its ghost.

Wojtek is best bear

@dangervontango1565

5 жыл бұрын

That’d Lieutenant Wotjek to you, soldier!

My favorite bear is my uncle UNK.

Trick question the answer is Clint McElroy

Ursa Major’s butt star chasing down infinite iterations of Yogi and Ruxpen is literally just a retextured version of TAZ Balance. - All consuming force - Chasing humanity’s only hope - Bouncing from world to world

How did none of them say Bear-etic

The power bear, of course

The Greatest Comedy Crossover Of All Time

BEARTAFFY B-SUPREME is best bear.

I’m gonna pitch this it would take 330000 years for Urza major to reach us AT MINIMUM So by that point humanity creates a army of cyborg yogi bears that proceed to eat and destroy Urza major

The Office reference with this question.

I think trav has been bear roleplaying his whole life

Answer: Gummy Bears

That Kenny loggins song 😂

My favorite bear is cocaine Bear and her cubs that look like polar bears lmao

It’s not a bear is a marmaduke 😂

its driving me crazy guys ursa major is the big dipper!!!!

Melancholia deep cut

i like the power bear from taz XD

Last time I roleplayed a bear, I was banned from grindr

Mamoru Takamura would obviously be the winner

IMORKO

🐼

Kermode bears are prettiest bears. That's a category, right?

@jaynenunya6070

4 жыл бұрын

But if we're debating INDIVIDUAL bears, Corporal Wojtek is best bear boy of all time.

You can't stop the signal.

My favorite bear is my boyfriend

my favorite bear is magnus burnsides

He said heretic but not bearitic....for shame

This got so out of hand so quickly holy shit

These were all wrong the greatest bear is corporal Boychik the Polish bear that lived alongside the soldiers of the polish army. He was beloved by his comrades and even helped in artillery based battle. Nazi fighting bear who was just a lovey dovey boi is greatest bear

This is like watching kids play pretend

Too bad this wasn't made more recently, Cocaine Bear would have won.

I know this isn't their fault, but it's still a bit painful to hear somebody try to answer a reference that I get seriously.

@unknownevilentity

6 жыл бұрын

*"S E R I O U S L Y"*

@CallMeFreakFujiko

5 жыл бұрын

Well, more seriously than "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galatica."

False, black bear

Im so disappointed in the brothers. They didn't even mention the true greatest bear. Trophy hunter, decorated military veteran, heroic leader, Teddy Roosevelt AKA: "The Teddy bear"

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.