_When farmer John comes back without oats_ *A n g e r 2*

@plasticsquid8914

6 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: Horses have been recorded eating meat and even human flesh. :)

@jacobwillis7596

6 жыл бұрын

+Plastic Squid the Greeks spoke true.

@deirdreb2474

5 жыл бұрын

Plastic Squid that fact wasn't fun at all

@calebchometa1382

3 жыл бұрын

@@deirdreb2474 probably fun for the horse

This is great and all but just remember that 2 best friend horses could destroy the universe

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Friendship is magic, after all.

I have never heard people love horses so much yet know absolutely nothing about them.

Horses really do want hamburgers. They did an experiment where horses could choose between oats and meat and the horses always picked meat. They even preferred it raw.

@Foggy41500

5 жыл бұрын

This comment made me experience fear 2

@appbeljuice5160

5 жыл бұрын

That comment made me experience anxiety and anger 1

@s-kaye-h6583

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I hate it!

@Dylan_Platt

4 жыл бұрын

...why *wouldn't* they prefer raw? It's not like any carnivores except humans are used to cooked meat...

@mollyrose3169

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dylan_Platt Scientists have actually found that most great apes actually preferred cooked meat. Cooking meat also makes meat more easily digestible providing more nutrients. Ergo (This part is just bull shit) they just like it raw for the taste.

i appreciate that griffin said "they can just go jump over a brook theyve never jumped over before" with a tone of voice mimicking a horse jumping over a brook

These bois have never met a horse. Contempt is their default emotion.

@johnny-ou4ti

5 жыл бұрын

This is a comedy podcast chief

their favorite emotion is when they do that thing where they bite something and suck air in until they're physically incapable of separating themselves from the thing they bit

@kaylad1847

5 жыл бұрын

Cribbing. It's called cribbing, and it's basically the horse equivalent of getting high as balls.

@eggyknees

5 жыл бұрын

Kayla Mooney thank you, I have entered a new level of horse-themed videos now and it is AMAZING.

@Sammie1053

5 жыл бұрын

@@eggyknees No fucking joke, I went to search "horse cribbing" and when I typed c r i KZread recommended "horse crip walking"

@AceAttorny

3 жыл бұрын

I looked it up and apparently they just get bloated and can't move, but the way you phrased it sounded like they just fucking vacuum suck themselves to a fence post, which is a way funnier visual in my mind's eye.

I think I’ve listened to this bit well over two-dozen times over the years.

ORB IS A VERY SEXUAL BEING

@elliejelly8815

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Ewald dude fucks like a cylinder

WHATIFIRUNOUTOFOATS!?!

@jacobharrison2425

6 жыл бұрын

Anxiety and anger2

*A N G E R Y* *T W O O*

How is everyone's evening been going? I'm glad I got to experience this good bit with you all. Have a nice day, everyone!

@melody3741

6 жыл бұрын

Josie Whatshisdoe great, you too thank you!!

@monroe7532

5 жыл бұрын

Great, same to you

@soulrenvods

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, hope your day is going alright as well. This made me smile so much, honestly

@maxhornby6592

4 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

Imagining the horse as Bojack Horseman was the best decision I could have made

@Nerozard

5 жыл бұрын

Bojack's usual emotions: Sadness Anger 1 Anger 2 Guilt Loneliness Existisential Dread Anger 3 Fear Regret Lust Anger 4

@CheetahsArePrettyCool

5 жыл бұрын

[sitting on the boat on the way back from Charlotte's house] OH WELL, OOOOATS

@Rex_The_Mouse

Жыл бұрын

Well that's not an apple. Is that a stem? Nah. That's not a stem.

Horses have compassion, but they don't have vigilance. Everyone knows this lol.

This seems like the place to share that horses love cigarettes. True fact.

Travis’ fucking G A S P in the first ten seconds, I love it

Life sucks right now, but at least I'm not a captive horse.

Horses have one emotion, and it is hubris. Wait, that's birds.

amd then we made horse trailers so we can transport horses by pulling them behind our cars

Can a horse be embarrassed? I can't help but think of the scene in Game of Thrones when Tywin rides into the throne room after the Battle of Blackwater Bay, and his horse just takes a huge plop on the floor in front of all the nobles. It was a power move for Tywin, because who's going to tell him that's not cool, but was the horse just wanting to go home and die? Can horses blush?

@monroe7532

5 жыл бұрын

NamedForANightmare idk about horses but I think Cows can

@candyh4284

2 жыл бұрын

i'm pretty sure embarrassment is a uniquely sapient emotion

@damienm.9677

2 жыл бұрын

@@candyh4284 yea horses wouldn’t have any concepts of social norms

@candyh4284

2 жыл бұрын

​@@damienm.9677 so true. their expectations for one another are "eat grass, run." and i fucking dig it

@dottyContrarian

2 жыл бұрын

i think they would if they did something horse embarrassing in front of another horse.

So, in conclusion: Oatmeal Yearning

This was a really good bit.

loneliness? N O T I F I H A V E A N Y T H I N G T O D O A B O U T A B O U T I T

I like this horse named Rodriguez

Serious answer: horses can feel "heat", which humans don't have. Yes, we get horny, but an actual heat cycle has got to be different.

correction: horses were domesticated in kazakhstan!

@Sammie1053

5 жыл бұрын

I can't hear Kazakhstan without thinking of that Tetris parody. "They come two weeks late, and they don't tesselate!"

*O A T S*

Actually, we brought horses to the west. Horses originate from around the Mediterranean I think?

@redj1101

5 жыл бұрын

Clotted Scream Horses went extinct in North America around 10,000 years ago, but then we domesticated them in Central Asia and brought them back

@kristopherhuff2822

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, descendants of the hippocampi.

@megadestroyer454

4 жыл бұрын

I see everyone has been watching PBS eons.

@rachelrachel9152

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks i knew i didn't have to be the one to take the hit and correct the history

1. Do they think the North American midwest was where the first horses were tamed? 2. Do they think the Ford Model T was the first car?

isn't this just what phenomenologist thomas nagel is trying to figure out

classic

COOKED OATFULLNESS

At 10:50 : horses aren’t native to the America’s :/ better luck next time Justin

Wittgenstein's lion.

@Sammie1053

5 жыл бұрын

Is there a significant difference between that and Nagel's bat?

I know the McElroys don't know much about horses (or animals in general), but Justin saying "hung like a ewe" is a Lot to deal with 😂

@maddieclarke258

2 жыл бұрын

I think he said “hung like a you” the you here, of course, referring to the horse 😂

Ayo what the fuck is with these horses?

everyone always forgets the blatant Fat joke Griffin takes at Travis's expense whenever they talk about this bit, poor guy.

Crap I'm a near the top coment gata say something funny I guess.