Justin going "Now wait! You get 8 dollars." Is still one of the funniest things he's ever said

Now hold on... you get eight dollars

@ethanomcbride

3 жыл бұрын

YOU DO GET 8 DOLLARS

Most of the time they ramp up naturally to owl skull fucking but that was JUST out of left field, there are more than six degrees of separation Justin my man

I was distracted until the owl eye socket question brought me back, I had to go back to see how it led to this- and it just didnt. Justin just threw that on the table out of nowhere

@proxyprone

3 жыл бұрын

As someone else already pointed out, I'm pretty sure it was a reference to A Serbian Film, where the MC does in fact skull fuck the one of the villains.

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM JUSTIN?

N O W H O L D O N Y A G E T E I G H T D A L L A S

@ethanomcbride

3 жыл бұрын

😟😟😏😏

Almost certainly the worst thing Justin has ever said, and very nearly the worst thing _anyone_ has _ever_ said.

Justin, man....*what*?

@astervillanueva5374

6 жыл бұрын

MoldyWarts was

@vlad5042

4 жыл бұрын

you get eight dollars

I still cannot figure out what possessed Justin to say what he said. i also almost cant believe that the brothers went back to regular discussion after a few minutes

I ALWAYS forget the fucking turn Juice takes with this one. I’ll hear the mascot stuff, and remember the bit, I’ll enjoy the good, and then I’ll be hit with the realisation of what I’ve clicked onto. And it NEVER gets any less wild.

@Andrew-wb2zq

2 жыл бұрын

you'd think I'd remember "eight dollars" by now but nope. blindsides me every time

@TigerBears11

2 жыл бұрын

@@Andrew-wb2zq a lot of the time if I get a notification from a MBMBaM video I’ll rewatch the video. If your reply wasn’t to my comment about the twist I guarantee I would’ve forgotten about it again.

hello excuse me hello um excuse me what what what what what what what

Thank you Justin! After just listening to all three very good and wholesome "that's a Christmas to me" segments, I've immediately chosen not to fully introduce my mother to MBMBaM. I'm just glad I got this moment to realize how terribly wrong I was before everything went wrong. Not everyone is ready.

now wait *hold on*

What scares me most is that my school's mascot is a mustang *and I wore the costume before*

@AnnabellaRedwood

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha

Ok, this probably is outing some deep corner of my soul, but I think Justin is referencing the Serbian Film here. So you can at least take comfort in the fact that Hoops is just repeating a scary image rather than conjuring this on his own. That said there's no owl in The Serbian Film which does make it worse.

@TigerBears11

4 жыл бұрын

Is this a thing that happens in Serbian Film? I’ll be honest, I actively tried to wipe as much of that film from my mind as possible, but I specifically do not remember someone fucking someone’s eye socket.

@CassReidIsSomeone

4 жыл бұрын

@@TigerBears11 it happens near the end so it makes sense that the brain just got overloaded at that point

@misterkingdom3571

3 жыл бұрын

I googled that movie you referenced and I am deeply disturbed. I can’t imagine what watching it would be like.

@CassReidIsSomeone

3 жыл бұрын

@@misterkingdom3571 oh never watch it, just drink some water and watch Paddington, do not replicate my mistakes

@murphyleigh6319

2 жыл бұрын

Having read the plot summary it kind of feels like the writer and director read _120 Days of Sodom_ and/or _Philosophy in the Boudoir_ by de Sade and went "Okay let's make something like this, but grosser and in a movie, so we actually have child actors to damage, as well as adult actors to potentially emotionally scar." Like, I haven't seen it, so I can't speak to how the scenes with the child actors were shot, but it's very hard for me to imagine children being safely involved in a production with such a graphic film that features a large amount of child abuse. Like, I'm of the opinion that the movie is bad not because it depicts atrocious acts; I'm of tye opinion that the movie is bad because I'm worried about the welfare of the actual human children involved in its production.

Lemme sweeten the pot... $8 Dollars

I used to work at a sanctuary that had a one eyed owl and now I'm worried for her safety.

you just don’t get “if you saw an owl with it’s eye gouged out, would you fuck the socket?” in modern MBMBAM

you know the goof is good when the insane yahoo question is eclipsed by the equally insane goof

Travis: Just lock yourself and this poor person in a costume in a hotel room and work-it-out! Griffin: *AND-RUN-OUT-OF-FLUID*

i love sending brand-new mbmbam fans this clip

i must’ve missed this episode, jesus

Omfg Justin. I... I was not ready for that. Wtf

JUSTN MCELROY, EXCUSE ME

3:10 hearing that was like getting slammed with a shopping cart outside a bank

I completely got blindsided by it SO HARD that I forgot about mascots completely

I know that this is not the most important part of this bit, but it would be a contestant from District 4, not 11, that would have a fish hook weapon, most likely.

@rachelrachel9152

3 жыл бұрын

I was impressed justin was trying to be so specific with the hunger games at all lol

First time I've heard this bit in years and Justin's proposition comes outta fuckin NOWHERE. I have whiplash now.

Our mascot was Tommy the Saint (catholic) so I had the mascot of a human person that was NOT sexy

He can talk, and he Wants It.

I feel like Ira Wray's been on a goddamn tear lately on these highlights

I mean, if I'm honest with myself then yeah... Eight buck? I'd be like 12 seconds away from two handfuls of gumballs.

@snipelfritz

6 жыл бұрын

SugoiAishiOniichan what if it's one of those really tall machines where you have to watch it go around the swirly slide?

I am convinced this is a guy getting off on the idea of a cheerleader wanting horse sex and asking others to put in their own weirdness to help him get off.

@DruminPat

6 жыл бұрын

I was thinking its the dude in the mascot suit projecting his fantasy of a cheerleader wanting to have sex with him.

@Cal6009

6 жыл бұрын

I think it's a girl who wants to have sex with someone in a horse costume, because those exist, women have strange fetishes too, moreso even.

@Pomlithe

5 жыл бұрын

I think it’s a horse that wants to fuck a girl. The horse is the cheerleader, and the girl is the school mascot. The horse is attracted to her because she’s a human girl pretending to be one of his own, so it’s like. Reverse furry. Case closed, I’m pretty sure, yeah.

@grantcooper948

5 жыл бұрын

@@Pomlithe Damn, Todd!

@warren_waters

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that the asker pointedly says she's attracted to the person in the suit says to me that she's majorly into horses and trying to distance herself from that fact bc she's in denial. This girl is a big time furry by now and god bless her for it

This bit degraded... so quickly. In... such a way that I never would have expected, even from them.

justin what the hell

I just realized krafts slogan was "get your noodle going"

HEY JUSTIN......WHAT THE FUUUUCK???

Justin took a left so hard he ripped the entire steering wheel off this ride, dooming his brothers to fall into the owl eye socket-shaped cliff he chose to plummet into

No matter how many times I hear it, I am never prepared for Eight Dollars

hey, Justin you good????????????????????????????

What bothers me most is that he said district eleven is for fishing

Was that a Serbian film reference. I wanna die

Sonic is the blue streak

Holy shit this too such a batshit turn and I love everything about it

I appreciated "You get eight dollars," but I feel like it's distracting from the excellence of "In that citadel from the Hunger Games."

"herd of bison" he went to marshall university!!! omg!!!!

@darkghastful

3 жыл бұрын

Is that what you focused on XD I couldn’t even focus on a single statement they said in the entire 8 min.

That was a 90° turn. How... how the fuck. WHAT

... My school's mascot is a mustang

@nyanfem

5 жыл бұрын

Alaina Jobe 8 dollars she goes/went to ur school

@kellanlevi5663

4 жыл бұрын

Same. Our rival school was a trojan

I literally started screaming but like under my breath when he started reading that question and didn't stop until the end of it oh my god

I think I just got punched by that fucking statement

JUSTIN WHAT THE FUCK

Dearest biggest brother Justin Tyler, WTF!!!

This has to be one of, if not the most, deranged things justin has ever said on the podcast.

This got dark QUICK

this is the worst bit, i love it

7:26 💀

@calebduarte5255

4 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Huddleston Out of everything in this bit, THAT is what concerns you?

What the ACTUAL fuck, Justin?

skull fucking?

Maybe they mean they only feel attraction when they are in the costume.

Justin, dude... You’re concerning me

They're on the cheer squad probs girl

The question is definitely from a man trying to get others to comment on his fantasy.

got the 420th like - noice

Furry

I mean, a Highlander is a human so...

@hollyfelis4197

5 жыл бұрын

i googled it, i think it's also a breed of cattle or something.

Owl bit aside, I'm still shocked these boys haven't cracked how Yahoo Answers really works. This question was asked by a highschool mascot curious/desperate to hear if anyone is attracted to them or other mascots, or just trolling for fap material. Boys are too wholesome to understand how twisted people really are, which is why it's so damned funny when, like this same bit, they try to show they too can be dark and edgy. Oh Justin, you big goober.

FURRY

@theiveyed8677

5 жыл бұрын

MURSUITER!

I dont like ahmed why use that name oh my jesus

JUSTIN WHAT THE FUCK