I have eaten a 90 count of cheese totinos pizza rolls in one night and let me tell you, wait till they get lukewarm and you can just *slam* them like nothing.

@caitlinisahookerfromhell

4 жыл бұрын

Daveyog why would you eat the cheese kind bruh

@IceStarX

Жыл бұрын

Just came back, mad respect thanks for the tips

one time i ate an entire 90 count bag and a week later i was taken to the er for kidney stones

@laurenyork6095

4 жыл бұрын

I would say correlation does not equal causation, but all things considered...

@AnnabellaRedwood

3 жыл бұрын

Holy Cow Batman!

Tfw you listen to this and you realize that you're 22 and it's been a full decade since you've last had pizza rolls, and you wonder at what point your life went wrong

@AlexanderHarris

7 жыл бұрын

We're young, we still have time to right these wrongs!

@carcinogenicoak3057

5 жыл бұрын

It's pizza time, bois.

@AnnabellaRedwood

Жыл бұрын

@@AlexanderHarris yes!!!!!

I'm only 30 seconds in, and I want it on record that I've eaten the full 90 several times and am still technically alive. It does do weird things to your GI tract for a couple days though, especially on the far end.

@koifrog

6 жыл бұрын

SeaTimeless "technically"

@Sammie1053

5 жыл бұрын

For business or pleasure?

@ultimateninjaboi

2 жыл бұрын

Just need TotinAway to clean all that blood out of your underwear

@AnnabellaRedwood

Жыл бұрын

@@Sammie1053 lol

@DarlingMissDarling

Жыл бұрын

@@ultimateninjaboi hooo I just straight up barked out a cackle that startled a grown man. This absolutely deserved its own separate comment on this goof. 10/10 would recommend. 😂👌

I ate 40 when I was 11 or 12 years old. I felt like I was dying and i forced myself to vomit because I was scared at how I felt.

@user-dx1es9ty9o

Жыл бұрын

god bless our troops

I'm English. We do not have pizza rolls. I'm lying in my bed, staring at the ceiling, laughing uncontrollably, and wondering what the hell a pizza roll is. 10/10 would watch again

@BarethyCraig

6 жыл бұрын

As a fellow UKer, I think they're like a teeny tiny Greggs pasty/yorkshire pasty filled with sauce and cheese and pepperoni I guess

@bobbypetrelli6844

4 жыл бұрын

It is a rotund rectangle of pastry filled with a squired of tomato sauces and tiny cubes of “cheese”. Never heat evenly and always end up lace hot in the center. Typical party finger food. For like sports gatherings and kid get togethers

@charevandenheever4460

4 жыл бұрын

I just though of it as those cheese rolls you can order with your pizza instead of the crust. Just a cheese roll crusted pizza. (South Africa, Romans pizza)

@caseyhullfish1345

4 жыл бұрын

its like a tiny calzone

for anyone as worried as i was about the pizza is a vegetable thing: they actually ruled that pizza *sauce* counted as a serving of vegetables.

I give you the #1 Totino's spokesmen in podcasting!

Ok but the human stomach is equipped to eat 4 pounds of food per day, so she probably could do it

@zacharywood9416

5 жыл бұрын

Heather Hewitt not 4 pounds of THAT

I really like this clip and I think it's underrated. It gives off a vibe of them just sort of fucking around and I dig it

what are you doing in congress, congress?

"What are you doing in congress, congress!?"

I too desire pizza rolls.

One time my chihuahua managed to steal my bag of frozen pizza rolls off the fridge and he ate the whole thing and didn’t die

this whole thing applies to me

@DarlingMissDarling

Жыл бұрын

Oh man, your sn bums me out. 😂😂😂 I don't mean that rudely because it did also make me cackle for 5 mins, so there that's 👌

nice

This comment section is full of daring, dastardly dogs.

"...three pounds of pizza rolls. Mannn... that's gonna be a rough night, huh? Pizza in the morning, pizza after school time, pizza never a-goddamn-gain." Justin. JUSTIN. 🤣🤣 I just -rewound- ? -rewinded- ? I kept rewinding this small couple seconds of audio because it just tickled me so gd much. 😭👌

wait did he say Edward Elric?

I feel almost personally attacked by this clip...

Idk about letting the Church decide what foods are, given that they declared beaver and seagull to be fish.

I've never had a pizza roll but based on what we have in Canada, what I assumed is yes you will be killed. I wasn't aware they were tiny lol, I thought they were pop tart sized

Ive never liked pizza rolls id rather have a frozen pizza or nuggets if i need finger food

Oh, so this is why they don't want ppl to listen to pre ep 100...

at 15 i was 150 smth pounds bruh 😣 i would have killed to be 125 😞

Bagel Bites are better than Pizza Rolls

@cthrugrl

7 жыл бұрын

Dalton Swayze while i agree with you, you've probably just started a war

@epoillaKory

7 жыл бұрын

I've always been a Hot Pockets Pal myself, but fair point. Nonetheless, we may be starting a war here

@TheFatNinjaGroup

7 жыл бұрын

I've always been a Tyson's Anytizer, but I see where you're coming from. However, I am afraid we've started a war here.

@bulletbelt97

7 жыл бұрын

Kory Neff​ TheFatNinjaGroup​ Not tryna start a war here. We're all Mbmbam fans here so by default we're all friends but your pallets are fucked up and you have a bad taste in snacks

@Dr.JeremyDunks

7 жыл бұрын

Totinos stuffed nachos were best of all though.