MBMBaM - Say Not To Pot

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From Episode 40 "Fresh Out Of Aardvarks"
Listen to My Brother, My Brother and Me here: www.maximumfun.org/shows/my-br...

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  • @coolfish420
    @coolfish4207 жыл бұрын

    Marijuana? I don't wanna

  • @jellybellyno7849

    @jellybellyno7849

    6 жыл бұрын

    do the dust and your brain will rust

  • @sadierift1201

    @sadierift1201

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh that's good

  • @AlanStagner
    @AlanStagner5 жыл бұрын

    The funny thing is his "no thanks" thing is like Not even inaccurate. Was once offered cocaine at a nightclub. "Oh, no thanks I'm good" "Alright" they shrugged and walked away. And that was it. 🤷

  • @candyh4284

    @candyh4284

    7 ай бұрын

    "Oh you don't want free drugs? Alright, more for me/someone else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " Dunno where the idea came from that drug dealers/addicts are like... hell-bent on getting other people to do drugs.

  • @jamiegordy3846
    @jamiegordy38467 жыл бұрын

    I lost it at "say jeed to weed"

  • @jjju3
    @jjju36 жыл бұрын

    0:59 that WHAT in complete and utter unison is absolutely the best

  • @djfrogtime9956

    @djfrogtime9956

    4 жыл бұрын

    B-atiful! i came here for this comment

  • @PepeLeehay
    @PepeLeehay7 жыл бұрын

    Mary Jane, stay in your lane!

  • @mountainashfae5185
    @mountainashfae51857 жыл бұрын

    I want a Tshirt that just says "Say Not to Pot"

  • @GageTakesTheCake
    @GageTakesTheCake7 жыл бұрын

    Emily terrible, the person who sent in the question, is the artist for The Yawhg. which is AWESOME!

  • @WhatDoesDStandFor

    @WhatDoesDStandFor

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Emily

  • @thallium6754

    @thallium6754

    6 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit

  • @MD-mh7bp

    @MD-mh7bp

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was about to comment this! She also made Gone Home with her wife and has a graphic novel called Through the Woods. I highly reccomend giving her a google, she posts a lot of cool comics she writes and illustrates at emcarroll.com.

  • @lisaweber7194

    @lisaweber7194

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love her 🥰

  • @thanaGogical

    @thanaGogical

    2 жыл бұрын

    she made gone home? terrible was right

  • @tialac506
    @tialac506 Жыл бұрын

    I love how Grif is ripping through the slogans *at pace* and the brothers are so razor focused that they slam the brakes on within like *one second*

  • @wOrD2nErD94
    @wOrD2nErD947 жыл бұрын

    "Don't puff, just pass."

  • @lordtachanka903

    @lordtachanka903

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @MsDefectiveToaster
    @MsDefectiveToaster5 жыл бұрын

    Please. Everybody knows PCP only comes in gelatin squares and bouillon cubes

  • @TomBombadil168
    @TomBombadil1686 жыл бұрын

    A... A gallon of pcp? Not for me.

  • @laurenyork6095

    @laurenyork6095

    3 жыл бұрын

    A literal gallon. Out of a milk jug.

  • @paultaylor6873

    @paultaylor6873

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah, didn't think I'd find this today

  • @Mothmaninist
    @Mothmaninist4 жыл бұрын

    A guy in my high school math class offered to sell me pot before a test and I just responded with “like right now?” And then nothing ever came of it. I guess what I’m saying is sometimes you don’t even have to directly say no to say no to drugs

  • @michaelmoone3676
    @michaelmoone36767 жыл бұрын

    angel dust isnt a must

  • @Royal_Fortune

    @Royal_Fortune

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was about to make this exact comment word for word... then I found your reply :( I was too late.

  • @evelyncarsten6660

    @evelyncarsten6660

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh but he is

  • @mary78880
    @mary788806 жыл бұрын

    Got offered drugs once walking through the parking lot of an IHOP and just responded "Nah, I'm gonna get some pancakes"

  • @loganplourde886

    @loganplourde886

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mary Bradley food takes better when you're high, you made a mistake

  • @brainkrieg1423

    @brainkrieg1423

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wait, you went into IHOP and you weren't on drugs? You poor bastard.

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855

    @littlesnowflakepunk855

    3 жыл бұрын

    i had the opposite experience where i was walking to the auto shop and someone pulled me aside and said "hey man you got any weed on ya"

  • @robinsparrow1618
    @robinsparrow16186 жыл бұрын

    say nope to dope

  • @RickyKingProductions
    @RickyKingProductions6 жыл бұрын

    1:01 Travis and Justin have the skill of pitch-matching

  • @nearthe2nd
    @nearthe2nd6 жыл бұрын

    IF YOU SQUEEZE IT, YOU WHEEZE IT

  • @Crossark1
    @Crossark14 жыл бұрын

    "PCP: Bad for me!"

  • @DancingProduce
    @DancingProduce7 жыл бұрын

    ironically I'm heading home from my weed guys house

  • @KC-bb2bc

    @KC-bb2bc

    6 жыл бұрын

    President Obama that's not a very good anti-drug slogan

  • @nearthe2nd

    @nearthe2nd

    6 жыл бұрын

    WHY MISTER OBAMA

  • @flyingsquid3545

    @flyingsquid3545

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@KC-bb2bc llppl

  • @thedonpurplemanradiohour2508

    @thedonpurplemanradiohour2508

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did you say not, so you’re driving home empty-handed like a good Christian boy?

  • @umusuuk
    @umusuuk7 жыл бұрын

    PCP is a dissociative painkiller, it's usually in liquid form and is used by dipping a cigarette in it and then smoking that cigarette. It's not really common these days. It's most notorious for how people sometimes flip out on it, which is when they strip naked and do all kinds of stuff because they can't feel pain.

  • @Star-pl1xs

    @Star-pl1xs

    7 жыл бұрын

    a little cumbersome but not bad

  • @michaelmoone3676

    @michaelmoone3676

    7 жыл бұрын

    only experience i have of pcp is getting peeved off in grand theft auto chinatown wars when i'd find it on the street cause it was one of the more common drugs

  • @Buggy_Ari

    @Buggy_Ari

    5 жыл бұрын

    That sounds like a nightmare, having a dissociation thing normally myself lmao

  • @myanimation8987

    @myanimation8987

    4 жыл бұрын

    So... You COULD keep it in a squeeze it bottle?

  • @plantmage9850

    @plantmage9850

    3 жыл бұрын

    God, disassociating without being able to feel pain sounds like a good way to get some trauma

  • @smallsith3847
    @smallsith38475 жыл бұрын

    only time i ever got offered drugs was in the bathroom at my high school and some girls offered to pass me a joint and i was just like "no thanks i have a test next period" and they were like "okay cool see you later" and i left

  • @bugeater2763

    @bugeater2763

    3 жыл бұрын

    omg u shouldve said yes.... rare chance nowadays

  • @zacharywood9416

    @zacharywood9416

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bugeater2763 to.. smoke weed?

  • @bugeater2763

    @bugeater2763

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zacharywood9416 to smoke weed with a bad bitch

  • @calebduarte5255
    @calebduarte52552 жыл бұрын

    doesn’t “if you don’t know jack, you won’t smoke crack” sound an awful lot like a PRO-crack tagline?

  • @Fiona-West
    @Fiona-West2 жыл бұрын

    4:58 “i appreciate your offer of marijuana my friend, but unfortunately i’m going to have to pass because i have things to do today” this needs to be a tiktok sound

  • @Thelegoterrapin
    @Thelegoterrapin7 жыл бұрын

    A gallon of PCP

  • @posadistpossum

    @posadistpossum

    5 жыл бұрын

    Best skit

  • @coffin7904

    @coffin7904

    4 жыл бұрын

    Here you are.. with your gallon thing

  • @ket_roc_ket266

    @ket_roc_ket266

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh you have a kid too

  • @Providence83
    @Providence836 жыл бұрын

    PCP comes in gallons, actually. (Most obscure reference from 2008) Just realized two people had made this same joke before me. So, god damn you and I love you.

  • @coffin7904

    @coffin7904

    4 жыл бұрын

    Got a gallon of it!

  • @djangodakoti5242

    @djangodakoti5242

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wkyk?

  • @AdmiralWinfrey

    @AdmiralWinfrey

    Жыл бұрын

    RIP Trevor Moore, and that guy's wife

  • @zacharyliles8657
    @zacharyliles86577 жыл бұрын

    Happy 4/20 y'all!

  • @CBobbington
    @CBobbington6 жыл бұрын

    Say nugs to drugs

  • @shoutsoda6258
    @shoutsoda62587 жыл бұрын

    1:01 the best thing ive ever heard

  • @camh.6379
    @camh.63794 жыл бұрын

    What perfect harmony they said "What!?" with

  • @SledgeHammerGai
    @SledgeHammerGai6 жыл бұрын

    Say no to blow!

  • @MrImawesomerthanu
    @MrImawesomerthanu6 жыл бұрын

    travis started the verbose meme, what a trendsetter

  • @marsxist4843
    @marsxist48434 жыл бұрын

    what really makes this bit is the amount of times they try to reference pcp but dont know what form it comes in

  • @Protomanbeawsome
    @Protomanbeawsome5 жыл бұрын

    I have a gallon of pcp, it’s in liquid form if you didn’t know, it’s science

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf4566 жыл бұрын

    I was in 7 different public schools while growing up and never once was I offered drugs. Even by my drug using friends! People don’t just go around offering other people drugs, you have to go to them. Any offering is subtle shit for people in the know. And that subtle shit is different everywhere, because later on in life I asked them how they managed to get their drugs, I’m not using any specific name because there were multiple drugs used, and they told me some of the signs they looked for. And every school has like one or two big dealers in every grade, it’s crazy.

  • @yaboicolleen
    @yaboicolleen3 жыл бұрын

    I wish I got offered drugs as often as it was implied we would as kids. How do I find a weed dealer? Pretty sure that if I went to my front yard and threw a rock, 60-80% of the other houses I could hit has someone who's selling but how do I figure out who? The only way I've ever bought weed was by giving money to someone who gave money to somebody else, but I don't have a someone.

  • @camirobinson9237
    @camirobinson92377 жыл бұрын

    if u do drugs u won't get hugs

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe41142 жыл бұрын

    I cannot believe this is also the chinchilla episode

  • @leopold621
    @leopold6216 жыл бұрын

    puff puff PASS

  • @_teagan
    @_teagan6 жыл бұрын

    puff puff? PASS!

  • @thomascampbell350
    @thomascampbell3509 ай бұрын

    Got offered cocaine at a football game and I said “nah I’m good. You want some nachos?” And we went to concessions together and shared nachos

  • @natelwood7606
    @natelwood76066 жыл бұрын

    angel dust, it’s a must! wait I fucked up

  • @cagedcricket
    @cagedcricket5 жыл бұрын

    Angel dust is fucking terrifying

  • @Trick.Sparrow
    @Trick.Sparrow5 жыл бұрын

    Percocets, as bad as it gets!

  • @laurenrussell898
    @laurenrussell8984 жыл бұрын

    Say nope to dope

  • @swguygardner
    @swguygardner3 жыл бұрын

    Say no-caine to cocaine!

  • @roadkillsucker
    @roadkillsucker5 жыл бұрын

    no hope in dope

  • @fightingonisiononsight8185
    @fightingonisiononsight81855 жыл бұрын

    I'm often offered drugs for some reason and I dont know why

  • @DadBodSwagGod
    @DadBodSwagGod3 жыл бұрын

    SAY BLEED TO WEED

  • @Laurel5544
    @Laurel55447 жыл бұрын

    PCP, by the way, is horse tranquilizer

  • @sammiwhite9575

    @sammiwhite9575

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lorie Carpenter nah that's ketamine

  • @Schodboyblves

    @Schodboyblves

    7 жыл бұрын

    horse tranquilizer was a nickname for pcp so maybe that's where you got that

  • @sammiwhite9575

    @sammiwhite9575

    7 жыл бұрын

    drew13600 poor horse

  • @alexp733
    @alexp7336 жыл бұрын

    happy 420 snoop dog sends his regards

  • @deathbyreindeer4174
    @deathbyreindeer41746 жыл бұрын

    Angel dust? Angel bust!

  • @Ehlihr
    @Ehlihr5 жыл бұрын

    emily terrible?? as in??? emily carroll????

  • @loganplourde886
    @loganplourde8866 жыл бұрын

    Smoke weed every day

  • @jacobthompson1682
    @jacobthompson16823 жыл бұрын

    The brothers not being offered drugs that's no surprise here. I love you guys but those two cliques do not have alot of overlap.

  • @eljn0323
    @eljn03235 жыл бұрын

    This goof did not age well

  • @Demilich23

    @Demilich23

    4 жыл бұрын

    neither did you you fucking manchild

  • @calebduarte5255

    @calebduarte5255

    2 жыл бұрын

    I want to be upset with you but the Hello From The Magic Tavern channel name makes that impossible

  • @clanofclams2720

    @clanofclams2720

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, it aged fine.

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