Griffin's move from absolute disgust of face cat to adoration is perfect example of the powers of human adaptibility.

@vee8101

2 жыл бұрын

It’s also the perfect example of the powers of cats

If Face Cat can talk he should only be able to say meow and hiss out loud in a normal man voice. The ability to think and reason makes it a human with a cat body.

@weneedaladder8384

2 жыл бұрын

They can only say the words "meow" and "hiss". And they say "target acquired" instead of that weird hunting noise they make.

@__Stitchy

2 жыл бұрын

They'd have cat vocal chords and human lips, so it'd be the sound of a cat with the pronunciation of a human.

Consider this: we already have hand dogs, they're called racoons

@VivianStarlight

4 жыл бұрын

Consider this: racoons are hand cats

@dumbalek6001

4 жыл бұрын

@@VivianStarlight youre absolutely right I'm so so RR y;;:

@caesarspeaks

4 жыл бұрын

They’re hand bears

@TurbopropPuppy

2 жыл бұрын

@@dumbalek6001 sorry to necropost but you were right the first time, racoons are more closely related to dogs than cats

I love how people who are for hand dog are like: This is basically a normal dog!!! put some mittens on it's just a regular pupper! And people who are for face cat are like: Hand dog is basically a normal dog, so i want face cat

Relevant conversation thanks to the CATS movie trailer

@IrisCarterSchafer

3 жыл бұрын

They also had human hands. Worst of both.

@Slop_Dogg

2 жыл бұрын

What a disaster that was

Face cat can and will cry human tears when you inevitably trip over him as he’s running around trying to bite your ankles. Face cat will scowl at you angrily when you refuse to feed him for the fourth time in an hour. Team hand dog

@radioreprise

4 жыл бұрын

ok but that hand dog can like. open cabinets and doors and shit. your fridge? forget about it.

@posadistpossum

4 жыл бұрын

Hand dog will steal my car

@rosegold2790

4 жыл бұрын

Hand dog WILL tug at your feet. Also: Just imagine those fuckin fingers gripping a bone as the abomination noms on that shit. Will hand dog use his hands to drink his water like a cup? What about handfuls of dog food?? Troubling, to say the least. (I’m writing my thesis on this shit I stg)

@bridgethildebrand4468

4 жыл бұрын

Can hand dog heckle me and make obscene gestures when I accidentally step on its hands?

CAN HAND DOG VOTE??????

@LeMooky

5 жыл бұрын

easier than normal dogs, for sure

@rosegold2790

4 жыл бұрын

I THINK HAND DOG SHOULD VOTE!!!

@dumbalek6001

4 жыл бұрын

Only in second life

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

They can hug you back.

@jakekaiser2169

6 ай бұрын

Best comment ever

I love that Face Cat, Book Justin, and Beacon all have the same voice

As a fan of What We Do In The Shadows, I think it has to be face cat.

@disguisedboots

5 жыл бұрын

God. You're right. Vladislav cat....

@asiunderstandit5717

4 жыл бұрын

I came into the comments hoping someone made this reference thank you

@brody2k

4 жыл бұрын

He never gets the faces right.

My wife immediately responded "hand dog, feed yourself"

The McElboys predicted Cats(2019) with this face-cat goof

"You've created this...crime."

I hate that I have thought about this literally all day since listening. Thanks for this. And face cat all the way.^

@bauccgia0

5 жыл бұрын

Right? It's gotta be face cat! Face cat can't murder you with its Killer's Hands!

@alexanderking5676

5 жыл бұрын

but face cat will drive u to insanity due to it's existential horror, while hand dog can high five me. Hand Dog for life!

@bauccgia0

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderking5676 If you fear for your mind, but not your life, then you have nothing to fear, for you have already lost your mind.

@alexanderking5676

5 жыл бұрын

@@bauccgia0 Hand Dog loves me, he's the only pet who can hold me in a firm yet tender grasp.

@damienvalentine5043

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderking5676 Besides Jaa'm, of course.

the idea of a dog that slaps its way around is so fucking powerful... imagine sitting on your couch and hearing a soft slapping getting louder and louder until theres a fucking dog putting its weird, dirty hands in your lap because it wants pets. wild

No hand dogs on the moon! But WHATEVER Garfield the Deals Warlock is ... is. We have Lucretia's answer

No no its gotta be hand dog. Dogs have dogs legs and a dog brain,and so cant really do human things, but you'd have to watch face cat lick its bits with a human tongue. NAW MAN. NAW.

@NoName-qm8hb

5 жыл бұрын

but wait, it has a human face, nobody said anything about the inner face bits. would it have a cat tongue. Would it have cat teeth

@jaynenunya6070

5 жыл бұрын

@@NoName-qm8hb that's even fucking worse then

@jaynenunya6070

5 жыл бұрын

@@NoName-qm8hb IMAGINE IT SMILING WITH ALL THOSE RAZOR SHARP TEETH

@NoName-qm8hb

5 жыл бұрын

@@jaynenunya6070 it's not great!!

@jaynenunya6070

5 жыл бұрын

@@NoName-qm8hb I would suggest its the opposite of that

But if you have Face Cat, you'll know exactly how they feel from their expression. _And you'll know when they're judging you._

I don't drink beer but I really thought SOMEONE would have suggested Hand Dog because he can go get you a beer.

Am I the only one who finds Hand Dog less intimidating with four hands than with two? Two is wild to me.

Watch the animation 'The Cat With Hands' if you want to see a cat with hands *and* a human face and never want to sleep again.

i just hope face cat isn't my cat because she likes to lay on my chest while i'm lying in bed and try to lick my lips

brought up the subject with my group, we had 1 vote for Hand Dog and 4 for Face Cat (one dissenter is just very much a dog person, thus biased)

ok so hand dog. even big dogs have verily small paws compared to human hands, does it have baby hands in proportion to it's body or big cartoon mitts

@jaynenunya6070

5 жыл бұрын

I imagine in proportion to its body

@TheMildOne

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's just huge hands on tiny thin legs

New favorite bit? Yell heah

They've already explored switching human and cat heads and bodies

@theWeaverofTales

5 жыл бұрын

oh god I'd forgotten about pamfield

@shinydino

5 жыл бұрын

That bit is cursed.

Face Cat is a person with a cat body, it has enough Intelligence to hold conversations while hand dog is just a weird dog whose otherwise normal. Face Cat can be a friend where you can just get a regular dog and be the same as hand dog. TEAM FACE CAT!

Hand Dog wouldn't kill you because dogs are loyal. It MAY kill other people, but then again all dogs are already capable of murdering with their teeth alone and usually don't if they are trained well. Giving them hands I don't think would increase the likelihood of an incident. At worse, I could see Hand Dog stealing food from the fridge.

A dog with four hands is a lemur

what about FaceHand and CatDog.... the hamburger helper glove and, well.... catdog

@gwen6622

3 жыл бұрын

from the hit show catdog

There's genuinely a short horror film called The Cat with Hands and it's terribly unnerving.

This is one of my favorite bits by the boys

Cats (2019)

@cricocadazzle4439

4 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

Hand Dog: Improved Service Dog

Fucking crying at “I love the way he drinks.”

could you imagine laying in bed. just reading or watching TV and face cat jumps up at the end of the bed! holy shit, no thank you

After seeing the new Cats trailer i can safely say i would prefer hand dog

my dog claws at my arms if i stop petting it. imagining that with Human Hands gripping my arm is haunting. face cat is fine

me and my mom both voted hand dog, face cat looks at you while you pee with a person face

Face cat definitely, even if it’s the full talking one.

Dogs are AWESOME! This is why we hired one to be our CEO!

i wouldn't mind a face cat

You'd just end up with a dog with busted up hands, human hands are too delicate for a dog to use.

FACE CAT FTW

Hand dog hand job

“POWER RANGERS THE MOVIE”

this question... is a fucking pandora box

OTTERS ARE DOGS WITH HANDS HOLY SHIT

HOW WAS THIS LAST YEAR!?!

Griffin singlehandedly doomed us all

Hand dog no contest I couldn't function having a cat with a human face--the entire reason I have a pet is so I can see less of humanity

but would you have to floss the cat's teeth?

what if human face cat looks like a celebrity that you want to bone. that just opens up a whole can of nightmares. you have to go with hand dog.

@mikehenderson7907

4 жыл бұрын

Then we're just back at the Garfield Monstrosity...

Okay but isn’t Face Cat like Garfield if they did a live action show?

I dont want to bitten my cat, and yet I dont want to be bitten by another man. Are we reverse Island of Dr Moreing these animals assuming I had had them before and I must choose which to fuckin transmognify?

whats the relation to garfbody pamhead?

Can the dog join a union?

Don't cats have four paws?

What if the cat tries to kiss you

If face cat can understand human and speak it, I will take time to teach it how to take human baths and use the toilet. There are products to help cats and rabbit use the human toilet without falling in. Hand dog isn't great because what if it touches you with their calloused, dirty human hands. Depending on the size it might stand on you when you're lying down. I don't want to feel human hands on me. Also if it still has the back legs of a normal dog it won't be able to walk around on two legs.

i’m a hand dog idiot 👋🏼

?quieres?

There was a H P Lovecraft story like this but it was a rat. That's all I have to say about that.

@delta0x

4 жыл бұрын

now is this hand rat or face rat

what the fuck is it with justin and pets wielding guns

Owo

Hand dog because he will still have a dog brain and with hands he can become a useful ally. Face cat might have a face but its still a cat and cats are the worst. Their only redeeming quality is being cute and with a human face you've deprived it off its only asset.