A buddy of mine saw William Shakespeare take his shirt off in the shower, and said that William Shakespeare had an eight pack. That William Shakespeare was shredded.

But swish, what ball through yonder basket breaks? It is two points, and you just got dunked on, son.

As a resident of Avon over Stratfordshire I can confirm that even today we rely heavily on longbows for sustenance and safety

"Man, it's not often you get to be wrong about sports AND poems in one episode"

I once learned that "Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam" is in iambic pentameter and I think about it a lot

ok so I live in the area of which Travis is talking about and its 100% true apart from a few details. Its called Bottle Kicking and it is a 200 year old tradition that still ongoing. It happens every year near easter monday and is between the villages (not towns) of Hallaton and Medbourne. It is never a ball of any kind but it is actually a small keg of beer/ale being taken tug-of-war style across the fields towards either town and you have to get the keg over two streams by any means necessary. There are only a couple of rules: no eye-gouging, no strangling, and no use of weapons. Its very common to get hurt (in the past there have been deaths) so ambulances and police are on standby. I have taken part twice and it was hella fun but my friends and I did get some bumps and bruises. Normally Hallaton wins as they are more downhill, but at the end of the day, the keg is shared out, everyone gets a drink and its all a bit of banter.

How on this earth did the McElroys wrap around and create Shakespearicles

Yes, William Shakespeare's classic work The Raven

"I wrote Shaq into existence." -William Shakespeare

I sure do appreciate my beloved home in Avon over Stratfordshire

People poking each other with sharp objects was the only sport back in vampire times

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William Shaq-spear

I'm disappointed they didn't make a Shakequille O Neil joke.

i cant believe they didnt say javelin throwing with his name being shakespear

Poor Travis definitely thought Shakespeare wrote the Raven and was trying real hard to recover from it

basketball is the correct answer

As soon as they said 'we are william shakespeare' i choked on my coffee. i mean, ive choked on my coffee many times before but this time my vision went black and my life flashed before my eyes. by the time i fucking caught my breath the video was already over, jesus christ, the mcelroy brothers almosr fucking killed me this time. but not today. i wont die that easy, travis.

Harlem Globe Theatre

thank you mcelroys for the aaron carter reference