They should have another horn. The Hey Sexy horn. So when you wanna honk at some woman minding her own business, you push that horn and a brick comes out of the airbag and hits you in the face at high velocities

@Nova-jw6ju

3 жыл бұрын

Hey this is the best thing anyone has said in a comment section. *Greatjob*

i need an im sorry horn

can we all commission to rename the car horn as "the hey dipshit button"

I love how Griffins first thought is basically "hailing frequencies."

"You see someone who is driving the exact same make, model, and color as your vehicle, and it suddenly becomes the MOST IMPORTANT THING in the world" In which Justin has never driven a silver Toyota Corolla

@skipsal

3 жыл бұрын

ofc not!! as we all know, justin drives a big beautiful buick enclave

@Uncle-Jay

Жыл бұрын

Super late (five years), but my Mother actually managed to unlock and start another truck in the parking lot of our local IGA that was the same make and model as her truck. I assume the chances of something like that happening was astronomical, I told her she should have bought some lottery tickets.

I’ve always wished there were a more polite honk. I only ever use my horn to alert someone when they are like on their phone at a light and it changes. Honking your horn always feels so aggressive to me because everyone I know only does it out of anger but I just want a way to politely alert someone.

i was just talking to my dad during driving lessons the other day about how i need a separate horn to thank the drivers who are nice to me on the road.... griffin we are on the same wavelength

🎶WRONG WAY...DOWN A ONE WAY STREE-HEEET🎶

today i got boxed in and the person parked behind me got into their car and moved back a little so i could pull out. wish i had a greatjob horn to let them know how much i appreciated it

griffin is a GENIUS for this one. install a greatjob horn in every car now please.

So basically these guys want videogame voice commands, in real life? I can get behind this. There's something wonderfully innocent about playing Battlefield, or Team Fortress 2, or Overwatch, and being able to just throw out a generic compliment every now and again. Just a tiny token acknowledgement of good-will.

@Providence83

6 жыл бұрын

SPY IN OUR MIDST! SPY! THAT SPY IS A SPY! SPY! SPY! SPY!

@boccci

5 жыл бұрын

@@Providence83 needadispenser heea

Society will take two weeks to make the greatjob horn sarcastically

Reading the comments about sarcastic uses of the great job horn makes me think that it's just an incredibly southern or Midwestern thing to want to genuinely compliment other drivers

Man, that partnership that Travis described with another car you've shared the highway with for hours is so real

ok but now get this: the noise/celebratory horn is la cucaracha

@ezekielmartin4323

5 жыл бұрын

GALAXY BRAIN THINKING

in japan, they flash their hazards twice to say thank you

@dildonius

3 жыл бұрын

Thats universal, not exclusive to Japan. Though where I'm from, the unspoken/unwritten rule has always been to flash your HEADLIGHTS (or your brights) twice to say thank you to another driver, not your hazard/emergency lights. I'm a Canadian who lives in the USA, if that makes any difference. Maybe in Japan it IS a regional thing and they flash the hazard lights instead of the headlights to say thanks while over here we use the headlights instead of the hazard lights, or maybe all over the world people flash their headlights and/or their hazard lights and it just varies from person to person. I dunno. Either way, my point is that it's universal driver etiquette all over the world to flash your headlights/brights/hazard lights two times to say thank you to another driver, it's not just a thing that specifically the Japanese do.

@lkelly7002

3 жыл бұрын

We have that in Australia but instead of saying thank you it’s to warn people about upcoming hidden speed cameras It’s like the opposite of being a narc

As a British, I can't help but think of sarcastic uses for a great job horn...

5:45 is the start of greatjob

The most exciting thing to me, and I think this speaks to my internet cultivated cynicism, is the day that someone uses *greatjob* sarcastically. Someone turned without a blinker *great job* and the waters are FOREVER muddied. Also umm why do these boys want traffic to be even louder?

@dr.bricktop4966

6 жыл бұрын

bobsled-philosophy I was thinking about the car crash in the median, and the steady stream of GREATJOBS passing them haha

Easy solution: use the car horn to sound out a morse code message to the other driver(s)

Honestly don’t know why Lakitu from Mario Kart can’t just make this whole situation better

I've thought of having a dedicated prepaid phone to keep in the car at all times plugged into the aux, run the tunes and have a separate number just for the car, and then put that number on the car so i can talk to other people in traffic, kinda like a morning show on the go

3:57 a word and a blow, the name of the "musical accompaniment to poetry" club/secret charades orgy society that I established during my college years.

Mountain Goats and MBMBaM? 👋👋 Greatjob, catguru10

If you're like me and were wondering where IN THE WORLD the boys dunk on LA drivers in this clip, it's been cut out for length but is in fact in ep. 280 at ~19:28.

Travs lil oOOoooOoh

Social honkin'

The 3 horn buttons that Griffin brought up has been done by a popular youtuber. Cant remember his name or channel but he is a physicist. I think it was the same guy that did the delivery package stink bomb.

@jonahdove1902

3 жыл бұрын

He's an engineer, and his name is Mark Rober. He made a Glitter Bomb for porch pirates.

I can't believe mark rober actually did this with his car

Justin when he starts getting emotional about the departure between two long-traveling cars and using the "great job" horn to bridge the gap is mumblecore tbh

I just know the greatjob horn would end up being used sarcastically though, which would ruin it because you would no longer be able to tell if someone is saying "great job" in a nice and genuine way. Also, having a radio for all cars in one area to communicate using sounds great before realizing that it would probably end up being severely abused and misused. Agh.

Marc Rober made that triple horn system.

I really only clicked this because I think your pfp is from Zopilote Machine and I love it

reminds me of that classic ster bit from the budsquad vids

mark rober basically made this lmao

I want the horn equivalent to a nuke. A horn so loud that no one will be able to hear it twice.

@loldontcare4623

4 жыл бұрын

I came here to laugh at you do you mean: the illegal train horn my brothers friend has in his truck. :(( imagine its 11pm and you know whos at ur house now

Awesome show 👍

I have been saying this for ages, we need better carmmunication. warnings, feedback, requests for assistance.. of course what we really need is just self-driving cars already.

Greatvid

This was also good as a You Look Nice Today bit!

Good point also we have to increase lines of communications with ham radio. Believe me.

Now that I think of it the car horn is like the greatest invention I was given to the shittiest people. It's the ultimate tool to gesture to someone to be more self-aware of their surroundings and actions in an especially dangerous environment and self-correct accordingly, and instead it pretty much just means hey fucko you're not doing what I want you to do even if it's the incorrect or unsafe thing to do. Man driving really is a microcosm for how humanity takes great inventions and fucks it up with pride and apathy.

We are going to have to push a driving app. We do not have a choice. People are allowing stress to dictate. Their actions in turn making bad decisions and snap judgment which exacerbates the issue.

👋👋

Currently, honking is just yelling for cars for when their angry people, & as someone who hates yelling, being yelled at, sudden loud noises, potentially making other people uncomfortable, & any number of other things. This is not a good fit.

Where is *monorail*

Look up "Limmy one way street" that's what to do

celebration horn just for the red ass ags

if we established socialism everyone would be happy enough to have a positivity honk on their car and thats that.

@raekarkoc928

5 жыл бұрын

Yikes Nikes "if we established socialism everyone would be happy" tell that to the millions of people who died directly because of their cruel socialist governments

@cass8421

4 жыл бұрын

@@raekarkoc928 This isn't related to the socialism but is that supposed to be said "yEYEks nEYEks" or "yiKEYS niKEYS"