"I really hope that's not my wife." "Justin, it is S-Y-D-N-E-E." "SHIET."

(Facisinated) "My butt's a vagina?" ( *Everyone fucking loosing it* )

@iblame_nargles

6 жыл бұрын

"Loosing" is a poor choice of words...

@CpWiser10

6 жыл бұрын

IBlameNargles holy shit

@RDR911

6 жыл бұрын

Better tighten those it's!!

"my member is voluminous" im sorry i didnt know we were writing fanfiction now

I put this on as background noise as I was washing dishes, and zoned out a little, and zoned back in just as Griffin went, "Holy shit... my butt's a vagina?" I had no context, and I laughed so hard that I nearly dropped a glass.

@swguygardner

2 жыл бұрын

Griffin discovers the Bussy...

"Isn't that why vampire; sex... when you do mouth stuff. The fangs? For pleasure."

@smallman3381

6 жыл бұрын

Katrina DeJager-Kennedy they drink Weiner blood

@nonyabiddnuss4848

5 жыл бұрын

" Not all vampires suck blood, some vampires SUCK *DICK* "

“Jenny McCarthy can ramp a Volvo into a pile of flaming shit” is a magical quote, I love it

I made the mistake of drinking water in the last five seconds. I choked

@smilefishyish

4 жыл бұрын

Iceburner - you choked, eh? 😏 😂😂😂😂😂😂

5:35 When you do mouth stuff. The fangs? For pleasure. God I love griffin's way of phrasing that stuff

@redacted1255

5 жыл бұрын

Sophovot 5:40 ** Sorry

@sepiasmith5065

5 жыл бұрын

HE SAID IT EXACTLY AS I READ THIS I'M CRRHJNG

@sophovot5079

3 жыл бұрын

@@redacted1255 no man the whole sentence

i listen to this once a week and my skin is so clear

@carlosvarona220

3 жыл бұрын

Those are rookie numbers

every time i listen to this bit, i forget that justin says, "i'm sorry, is that... da butt?" and every time i weep with laughter because i'm 6 apparently

The last ten seconds of this video really make it for me

"the only thing on the footlong was black olives i think im septic" hit like a pile of bricks because i get a toasted wheat footlong with cheese and a bunch of black olives,,, im being clocked

“Please don’t try to fuck me on my phone. That’s my dad’s phone!” The pleading in his voice when he says “dad’s” 😂

So I'm sitting in my room listening to this, and not even thinking about it my hand slips and I have pressed the button to broadcast this to another device. In my panic afterwards I realize that it has broadcasted to a TV I don't recognize. A minute later I have to ask my sister if she recognized the name of it. She told me that it was the name of the TV in the living room. Not knowing this before hand, I kinda freaked out because I thought I had just sent this to a random neighbors TV.

@dankit2548

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mention if you weren't on a MBMBaM vid, but I have just dropped you your 69th like my dude and I thought I should tell you. P.s. "nice" - all the Mcelroys.

8:58 is the hardest i’ve laughed all day

@Triss_Joy

4 жыл бұрын

abby SAAAAME 🤣

the ending fucking kills me

I want to see someone animate this into an iMessage conversation

@Fiona-West

2 жыл бұрын

i would love this

i love how griffin immediately interpreted the question to mean "how do i prevent my bf from sexting me in the first place" because the idea of it is so weird and foreign to him lol

"Super grody down there?" were you shoving dirt down your pants

@justneedstowork

6 жыл бұрын

Heloia Owling whatever helps the plants

@phlyarologist1987

6 жыл бұрын

Heloia Owling See: Sweat

@theWeaverofTales

6 жыл бұрын

straight up Merle Highchurch

@cottontaelle5863

6 жыл бұрын

uhh you don't ?

@Sparklychan

6 жыл бұрын

That's basic level gardening, my dude

Dangan Rumper

@JonathanSicoli

6 жыл бұрын

JT Jag Dang It Grab Bobs

@dragonslibrary9207

4 жыл бұрын

Huzzah! A man of culture!

CLASSIC LITTLE BROTHER

@crowstrive1426

5 жыл бұрын

Hey (I dont mean this in a creepy way), I just wanted to say your makeup is reslly cool, you've got a rad aesthetic

Am I the only one who thought that the question asker meant after sexting back and forth but didn't wanna make the ending awkward or just ignore the last message?

I lose it at "I think I'm sceptic" every time

@ardencollins7337

13 күн бұрын

No joke I think about black olive subway foot that causes sepsis at least once a week

I love how you can audibly hear at least one of the brothers inhale sharply when Griffin mentions getting your wiener stuck

*Griffin:* “Just, like, bitin’. Bitin’... a wiener?? Is that???? I don’t know.” *Travis:* “Heh-wait, what?” *Griffin:* “Like, the vampire, like... drinks wiener blood? Isn’t that, like... so hot right now?? Is the thought that, like...??? I’m imagining, isn’t that why vampire sex, when you do mouth stuff, the fangs? For pleasure.” *Travis:* “...Just keep going.” *Justin:* “Yeah, keep going, I gotta know more about this.”

griffin really went off on 'weiner blood' huh

I love that these highlights don't have any thumbs downs

"'Sext a Rumping Fiction' is my favorite Belle and Sebastian song" is easily in the top 10 funniest things Griffin's ever said, and lemme tell you boys, that's a competitive fucking list.

The funniest part of this was them calling Heather Mills sweet and "Mrs Paul McCartney"

i thought of ugh i ate a whole subway foot long while watching another video and decided that this was more important

I love they mixed up sexting, and sexual roleplay

easy, just send "SPOOOOOOOOOOODGE CITY"

The fanny part was the best XD

Was going to download a dating app again but this reminded me why I deleted it in the first place. LOL why do people want to sext? we don’t know each other!

@GeminiRosche

3 жыл бұрын

For me, sexting was only ever used while in a long distance relationship with my high school girlfriend, a way to mutually fantasize over what we wished to commit once we met up again

The best part is how blatantly not on the same page Griffon is. XP

I lost it at “holy shit. My butt’s...a vagina??”

True story: one time a guy wrote a fan fiction about the two of us falling in love and going on dates. He was a boy with tousled black hair and color changing eyes, and i was a boy with braces and curly hair. There were multiple chapters, and he stood over my shoulder the entire time i read it

@buttsmagee

3 жыл бұрын

yikes 😬

@calebduarte5255

3 жыл бұрын

And the restraining order holds to this day.

As an ace person this is infinitely relatable

@abigaillim1412

6 жыл бұрын

theWeaverofTales honestly same

@WaluigisGayBoyfriend

6 жыл бұрын

I once somehow just forgot I was Ace so someone was talking about real sexual shit and I stopped and thought for awhile and was like, "Why can I not relate to this ????? I do not at all relate ??? OH YEAH"

@pbtbp

6 жыл бұрын

SAME

@rylee4012

6 жыл бұрын

Oof same

@articflame7997

5 жыл бұрын

Demisexual here but yea same

bad one for eating to

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to text them a picture of a pillow and then ask them "so was it good for you?" Edit: WAIT A MINUTE, WOULD THAT MAKE IT ... PILLOWTEXT? CAN I USE THIS? DID I JUST INVENT THE NEXT 'HIP' WORD THE KIDS USE?

@fisherjam5182

6 жыл бұрын

all the kids are using it now. You didnt tm quick enough.

@xochi98

6 жыл бұрын

You deserve an Emmy, Will

Bussy

Monorail

“Let me put my leg on” The wasn’t cool :( But he did call himself on it :)

“Holy shit... my butt’s a vagina??”

Dude my girl never stop texting me

Personally I’d just ended with role playing giving them a kiss on the cheek and saying that we settle down to cuddle for the night or just for a nap if the sexting were to be in the midst of the day

as a sex-favorable ace person, it's always really funny when I'm sexting someone and just like. Folding laundry as well. glad you're having fun, buddy, I'm cashing in these points later-