Joe & Tom on Bert's Surprising Athleticism

Taken from JRE #1844 w/Tom Segura:
open.spotify.com/episode/0ZxQ...

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  • @InstrumentPlayer
    @InstrumentPlayer Жыл бұрын

    Bert’s funniest joke will be when he outlives Joe.

  • @mrjamesgrimes

    @mrjamesgrimes

    Жыл бұрын

    Because he doesn’t have any actual funny jokes

  • @dickhearne

    @dickhearne

    Жыл бұрын

    Facts😂

  • @tommysalami5268

    @tommysalami5268

    Жыл бұрын

    I have an uncle who drinks and smokes and parties and he's going to outlive wim hof

  • @user-e1337

    @user-e1337

    Жыл бұрын

    Right.

  • @JasonAJames

    @JasonAJames

    Жыл бұрын

    This is Bert's burner account lol

  • @Kaptinkumar
    @Kaptinkumar Жыл бұрын

    “I’m gonna get jacked this month” is the most Bert quote I’ve ever heard

  • @JonOnFilm

    @JonOnFilm

    Жыл бұрын

    Bruh I legit thought they clipped it with his voice and had to rewind it lmfao - best impression ever.

  • @13lood13ath

    @13lood13ath

    Жыл бұрын

    "Jacked" is code for drinking Jack Daniels.

  • @AXharoth

    @AXharoth

    Жыл бұрын

    hes gonna have a wake up call at soem point

  • @Squirrel-zq6oe

    @Squirrel-zq6oe

    Жыл бұрын

    @@13lood13ath omg good one

  • @BigWave6890

    @BigWave6890

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Squirrel-zq6oe thanks

  • @wecanjump7512
    @wecanjump7512 Жыл бұрын

    Bert is the most anti-AA personality I’ve ever seen. He should start a 12 step program for proud alcoholics. Call it ZZ

  • @cjhansen5715

    @cjhansen5715

    Жыл бұрын

    Start a group called BB for Berty Boiz

  • @edp3202

    @edp3202

    Жыл бұрын

    ZZ Bottom

  • @wecanjump7512

    @wecanjump7512

    Жыл бұрын

    @@edp3202 Alcoholics Synonymous

  • @Sausketo

    @Sausketo

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah just call it A

  • @die4race

    @die4race

    Жыл бұрын

    DA Degenerate Alcoholics

  • @jdub2100
    @jdub2100 Жыл бұрын

    When Bert inevitably watches this clip, bc he enjoys being the highlight of any conversation, all he'll hear from this conversation is how athletic and what good genes he has. He's one tunnel visioned SOB

  • @nickepants7011

    @nickepants7011

    Жыл бұрын

    There isn’t a series of words in the English dialect that could even come close to describing the contempt I have for Bert

  • @briantodd4333

    @briantodd4333

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nickepants7011 have you ever met him in person or has he ever personally done something to you or someone you love?

  • @heeeeeem8520

    @heeeeeem8520

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nickepants7011 i never know if everyone hating on Bert is doing it as an inside joke or if they genuinely hate him

  • @stanislausslim9449

    @stanislausslim9449

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nickepants7011 are you jealous of his long eyelash?

  • @justinwinningham4892

    @justinwinningham4892

    Жыл бұрын

    @@billybranting8656 he doesn’t stfu and his idea of comedy is his dying laugh, and to talk through it

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox Жыл бұрын

    "Well they'll be real let down when he dies" Thank you Joe. That's truly the #1 most important point.

  • @ryanmoriarty295

    @ryanmoriarty295

    Жыл бұрын

    You can hear Tom get a little freaked out

  • @firstlast8258

    @firstlast8258

    Жыл бұрын

    No they won’t

  • @Garblegox

    @Garblegox

    Жыл бұрын

    @@firstlast8258 "They" being people who like Burp. If you don't care about him dying, you're not one of them. It's really not that confusing.

  • @firstlast8258

    @firstlast8258

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Garblegox I didn’t say I didn’t care but Burt isn’t really that famous most people have never heard of him

  • @albertorynda740

    @albertorynda740

    Жыл бұрын

    Time stamp?

  • @collin3573
    @collin3573 Жыл бұрын

    Joe, “thank god Bert’s a comedian. Imagine him being a poor alcoholic salesman somewhere or something”. Why ya gotta do us like that Joe 😂

  • @zackashley7492

    @zackashley7492

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn he’s a poor alcoholic and almost as successful as joe. Natural talent conquers a lot. I think they discount Bert’s work ethic in this video. But they have praised it in other videos.

  • @JonOnFilm
    @JonOnFilm Жыл бұрын

    That speech from Bert was fucking hilarious

  • @timothymills6134

    @timothymills6134

    Жыл бұрын

    The epic score in the background made it so much better

  • @darknesscomesforallofus4632

    @darknesscomesforallofus4632

    Жыл бұрын

    was truly inspiring... my solo kidney misses my previous appreciation for Islay scotch.

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles Жыл бұрын

    Find someone who looks at you the way Bert Kreischer looks at cocktails

  • @axe2grind244

    @axe2grind244

    Жыл бұрын

    Yikes……good luck.

  • @tishie42

    @tishie42

    Жыл бұрын

    With desperation and fervor? That has eventual restraining order vibes to me... 😂

  • @r.edward5701

    @r.edward5701

    Жыл бұрын

    And Kool aid

  • @danielmanning7689
    @danielmanning7689 Жыл бұрын

    Love how they dunk on Bert and show love for him simultaneously lol

  • @albertross2456

    @albertross2456

    Жыл бұрын

    If he has any fans, they all have to wrestle with the same issue

  • @jandera21

    @jandera21

    Жыл бұрын

    thats whats you and boys are suppose to do. You keep it real and have fun.

  • @yeomans9696

    @yeomans9696

    Жыл бұрын

    Real friends.

  • @shanejay9539

    @shanejay9539

    Жыл бұрын

    "leader" friends aka, the most "supportive" bitches you'll ever meet.

  • @carolynblaney1382
    @carolynblaney1382 Жыл бұрын

    Joe’s face when he said he wants Bert sober was so sweet. Joe loves Bert.

  • @firstlast8258

    @firstlast8258

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ll drink to that

  • @JB-rp6it

    @JB-rp6it

    Жыл бұрын

    Never gonna happen

  • @phattjohnson

    @phattjohnson

    Жыл бұрын

    @Hai Voai Last fight ever? Pfft, fake news. There'll be more..

  • @Kalashboy420

    @Kalashboy420

    Жыл бұрын

    Then bert gets sober and he becomes boring and just talks about sobriety for the rest of his career lmao

  • @Enrique-peralta
    @Enrique-peralta Жыл бұрын

    This conversation has been had no less than 10,000 times one the JRE

  • @PkrDealer86

    @PkrDealer86

    Жыл бұрын

    What?

  • @qigong1001

    @qigong1001

    Жыл бұрын

    Minus the segment about taking shrooms.

  • @BenjaminGonzalez-zr9ml

    @BenjaminGonzalez-zr9ml

    Жыл бұрын

    Dude, you're drunk. Good for you

  • @mykelmellen2378

    @mykelmellen2378

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey, did you guys know that Bert did a hurt?

  • @noahhoush15

    @noahhoush15

    Жыл бұрын

    And it’s crincgy every time

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane Жыл бұрын

    The sober octobers, especially the one where they exercised like maniacs (2018?), had huge visible health benefits and boosted them mentally as comedians as well. Joe was radiating energy and youth for several months after that challenge.

  • @bigalkool2897

    @bigalkool2897

    Жыл бұрын

    I remember, its true. Wasnt Joe also on a carnivore diet, or was that a year later?

  • @bigalkool2897

    @bigalkool2897

    Жыл бұрын

    Alex Jones begged him to smoke and drink, but Joe stayed straight

  • @bigalkool2897

    @bigalkool2897

    Жыл бұрын

    Im telling you that carnivore shit I have always since im 11 been extremely depressed and that carnivore diet sorted my depression within 1 month. I stopped after that month and 4 months later I got depressed again.

  • @jjay__

    @jjay__

    Жыл бұрын

    They are all on trt

  • @bobnewton1064

    @bobnewton1064

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jjay__ yup.

  • @miniharez
    @miniharez Жыл бұрын

    I had the same issue. Im a regular full time giging musician who use to party. I also liked working out and being active. But as you get older that lifestyle isn’t sustainable to have it both ways. I was worried that I wouldn’t enjoy playing music sober. But I had to pick a lane. Im not one to be able to moderate with alcohol, because I use to have that same butterfly feeling bert has with alcohol. So I decided to give up booze and go healthy. I lost 60lbs, My panic attacks went completely away, and now 2 1/2 years sober I love playing live music more than ever. because now im more focused and alert, which means i just perform better, and I enjoy that more than being drunk and playing. I could never see myself going back to that lifestyle. I feel like bert might be coming to that crossroads soon.

  • @dylanrandalldrums

    @dylanrandalldrums

    Жыл бұрын

    Respect, bro. Im a musician in early recovery and it's challenging.

  • @miniharez

    @miniharez

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dylanrandalldrums it is a bit hard at first in early recovery, and drunk people at my shows were annoying at first, but stick with it and with time it becomes more and more enjoyable, and the need to drink disappears. The drunk people dont annoy me anymore, I want them to have fun! at least thats my experience. And the more experience you get staying sober, the easy it gets to navigate everything. At this point in my sobriety I don’t even think about alcohol or anything when I gig. And when you have gigs friday and saturdays, never hung over on saturdays or sundays! haha keep it going man!

  • @Twobarpsi

    @Twobarpsi

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you smoking weed?

  • @vicaras1

    @vicaras1

    Жыл бұрын

    I was a 5 case a week beer 🍺🍺🍻 guy had a abscessed tooth and couldn't drink with a open tooth from the root canal and it's been 10 months.

  • @adamschneider868

    @adamschneider868

    Жыл бұрын

    My brothers liver is failing. He keeps drinking and keeps needing banding in his intestines. He has been to the hospital 4 times this year. He keeps lying and no amount of love I try to show him will work. He has kids, I hope he can learn not to trust his sick brain.

  • @kylesanders8276
    @kylesanders8276 Жыл бұрын

    Bret being oddly exemplary at tennis reminds me of the story of when the Williams sisters stormed the office of the Tennis Commission and said they would beat any man around the 200th ranking (so, already not even within top 100). The 203rd ranked player showed up that day hungover, having played a round of golf that morning, smoked cigarettes and continued to drink in between matches, and went on to defeat them 5-0 and 6-1.

  • @montanaproductions5559

    @montanaproductions5559

    Жыл бұрын

    Why you lying

  • @insidiousfactory

    @insidiousfactory

    Жыл бұрын

    Source?

  • @Spencer3712

    @Spencer3712

    Жыл бұрын

    He was 203rd. I’ve never heard the part about him being hung over and playing golf. But he did beat them handily. For anybody that doesn’t know just look up Williams sister challenge male.

  • @beastlydookie81

    @beastlydookie81

    Жыл бұрын

    Recently serena said she is as good as about the 700th best man. Which might actually be true

  • @SaberedQuill

    @SaberedQuill

    Жыл бұрын

    He got a handy between sets and even lost the contact in his left eye and a bird pooped down his butt crack

  • @johnviera3884
    @johnviera3884 Жыл бұрын

    That’s a legit D1 college serve. At a college where there’s no tennis team.

  • @TJHimes
    @TJHimes Жыл бұрын

    I love that Tom's voice for Bert is the same as Julian's (his kid) hahaha

  • @Louis-wp3fq

    @Louis-wp3fq

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha, I just noticed that too!

  • @zerohours.
    @zerohours. Жыл бұрын

    "I should speak at AA meetings" lmao, Bert is one hell of an inspirational speaker

  • @francobenevento7598
    @francobenevento7598 Жыл бұрын

    I would love to be friends with these three guys. They all seem so positive and uplifting to be around.

  • @titanius_anglesmith_i2323

    @titanius_anglesmith_i2323

    Жыл бұрын

    U better be able to take JOKE tho with these guys🤣🤣 and gotta throw some jabs back to get them to laugh

  • @rileysmall4317

    @rileysmall4317

    Жыл бұрын

    @@titanius_anglesmith_i2323 haaaaaaaaa gaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  • @scourge8097

    @scourge8097

    Жыл бұрын

    "Yeah...you fat fuck! Seriously, it's impressive how athletic you are for such a piece of shit...you straight up alcoholic." LOL...You just have to have a little thick skin, but yeah, it'd be cool!

  • @scourge8097

    @scourge8097

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rileysmall4317 Schaub's burner...

  • @foellerd

    @foellerd

    Жыл бұрын

    Especially the part where joe takes credit for Bert’s machine story. What a good friend. Lol. Even if it’s true you keep that to yourself to lift up your friends, not bring your friends down by sharing a secret like that.

  • @juliorosa9857
    @juliorosa9857 Жыл бұрын

    "sober October", "no fap November", "no abortion December". 4Q is becoming harder and harder.

  • @ilkos853

    @ilkos853

    Жыл бұрын

    this is the comment!

  • @sweetteaaddict7181

    @sweetteaaddict7181

    Жыл бұрын

    Or no abortion ever because we’re civilized and civilized societies don’t practice infanticide

  • @mrfatuchi

    @mrfatuchi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sweetteaaddict7181 No spremicide either?

  • @juliorosa9857

    @juliorosa9857

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sweetteaaddict7181 True. And I will wait for Randall Carlson to come back to Rogan's show, to talk about Atlantis - the last and probably only civilized society ever.

  • @juliorosa9857

    @juliorosa9857

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mrfatuchi you can have the same outcome with Mushrooms, DMT and a clothes hanger.

  • @WordToMomsYo
    @WordToMomsYo Жыл бұрын

    I’m glad I saw, even if only for a few seconds, the dudes get serious about the long-term implications of living life the way Bert chooses to live his.

  • @firstlast8258

    @firstlast8258

    Жыл бұрын

    Burnt Chrysler

  • @isaiahdrews9536

    @isaiahdrews9536

    Жыл бұрын

    @@firstlast8258 he's damn near in the same condition as a Burnt Chrysler

  • @jackwhitbread4583

    @jackwhitbread4583

    Жыл бұрын

    That's the point though, it his life to live not yours. I have far more respect for someone who enjoys life to the fullest than I do for some pansy whose so scared of life they are a boring and dull POS

  • @jorbraz
    @jorbraz Жыл бұрын

    This brings back gold from the good ol podcasts

  • @MachCitius
    @MachCitius Жыл бұрын

    Bert is the living incarnation of Slurms McKenzie from Futurama. 😂🖖🏼

  • @jackmack3674
    @jackmack3674 Жыл бұрын

    Man I miss these podcasts being on KZread

  • @thelamarwilliams
    @thelamarwilliams Жыл бұрын

    My best friend was a lot like Bert. Life of the party for sure and universally loved by all. Big guy and the whole persona to go with it. We were veterans and partied all around the world together for many years. I was never "addicted" to alcohol but I also definitely did love to drink and party. Especially with my best friend. Then in 2015 he just up and dropped dead one night at his house while partying. 47 years old and just like that he was gone. A couple of months later I was having a beer with my cousin on the 4th and I was thinking about my friend when I suddenly realized that I just didn't "feel like" drinking anymore. I got up and poured out the rest of that beer and haven't had any alcohol since then. I tell people it's not even like I quit per se. I just don't want it anymore. It's really just not worth it and looking back I think Americans have been sold on a lie that alcohol has an upside that really isn't there for most people. Most "drinkers" are kicking back crappy beers and poison that is definitely killing them whether they realize it or not. Is there a place for a glass of wine with dinner and/or a nice whisky now and then? Sure, but that's not the experience for most people if they're being honest with themselves. Most people are guzzling buckets of toilet cleaner quality garbage alcohol and thinking it's "refreshing" or something. As they say, you live and learn, if you're lucky enough not to die first.

  • @GlorifiedGremlin

    @GlorifiedGremlin

    Жыл бұрын

    Most people who will only have that special occasion glass of whiskey, or a glass of wine with a meal that pairs with it, usually they say "oh I don't drink" that's how I am. I've just never been interested after I got out of my binging party phase as a teenager. I don't get the appeal

  • @Kalashboy420

    @Kalashboy420

    Жыл бұрын

    I knew a guy who was 100% sober, ate healthy and trained and went to gym every second day, died of a stroke at 22. here for a good time not a long time I say.

  • @thelamarwilliams

    @thelamarwilliams

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Kalashboy420 Probably took the arm poison. Healthy 22 year olds don't die of strokes. At least they didn't used to. But if you believe it's a matter of "all things being equal" and so it's simply a matter of fate then by all means live it up. Wisdom will befall you with age to let you know differently. It's only natural as your perspective changes with age. Or else it's likely you'll have simply failed to age. Best of luck

  • @thelamarwilliams

    @thelamarwilliams

    Жыл бұрын

    @@7eddiii My Grandpa used to ask, "who wants to live to be 100?" Then he'd answer, "the man that's 99." My Grandma will be 91 this month and she's perfectly happy. She loves spending time with her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, considering it to be a blessing to have this time with us all. Don't allowed the world to infuse your thinking with cynical negativity that steals your joy. Joy isn't found in beer and the bottom of shot glasses. The commercials are lies. Or, live it up and find out on your own. Sometimes we must take the long journey to arrive at the short truth so I get it. Best of luck.

  • @bigmack2325

    @bigmack2325

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks a lot, Buzz Killington.

  • @therealhydropx
    @therealhydropx Жыл бұрын

    its great to see so many comedians who are the nice people in the world, who also grape people. joe hangs out with the most outstanding people

  • @user-ow9rv5hx6c
    @user-ow9rv5hx6c Жыл бұрын

    I need to start watching JRE again damn

  • @Ty-vn3cu
    @Ty-vn3cu Жыл бұрын

    Always love a nice chill episode like this to listen to as I fall asleep.

  • @benfoy9054
    @benfoy9054 Жыл бұрын

    This is a great saying I use as an alcoholic. “I can throw everything away for one thing or I can throw away one thing for everything.” I get ya Burt, I’ve been there but life is better without drinking alcohol. I know it seems impossible but it’s true

  • @s000162017

    @s000162017

    Жыл бұрын

    Mitch Hedberg also said, "I don't drink any more...I just don't drink any less either". Lol...He did pass away young tho. 😥

  • @thechicantique4567

    @thechicantique4567

    Жыл бұрын

    You're absolutely right! I stopped drinking last year and definitely feel so much healthier. 😉

  • @seegee1613

    @seegee1613

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s a great saying. I use “if you are thinking about doing it, add up the pros and cons and try again” but I like yours better

  • @bigsleepy9889

    @bigsleepy9889

    Жыл бұрын

    @Eddie D 100% if you got drunk you would have fun as fk. Life is better with alcohol

  • @ryanleblanc6817

    @ryanleblanc6817

    Жыл бұрын

    The idea of not using hard drugs used to seem like a huge sacrifice to me. Now using hard drugs seems like a huge sacrifice.

  • @justanobody0
    @justanobody0 Жыл бұрын

    Bert's speech sounds like something Barney Gumble from the Simpsons would say about beer, except Bert was more eloquent and it had a weird motivational-esque, climb to the mountain top type, this is the greatest thing ever aspect to it

  • @phattjohnson

    @phattjohnson

    Жыл бұрын

    I think because they edited in sunrises and whatnot, made it more epic than it really was (which was pretty fkn epic!)

  • @perlago21
    @perlago21 Жыл бұрын

    That drink speech from Burt brought tears to my eyes

  • @brightkaous1673
    @brightkaous1673 Жыл бұрын

    7:48 Tom makes eye contact to express how serious this convo got!

  • @zachhall624
    @zachhall624 Жыл бұрын

    He's a legit alcoholic, and most doctors will tell you mixing benzos with alcohol is real bad

  • @kungfew1396
    @kungfew1396 Жыл бұрын

    Bert should be in the Alcoholics Hall of fame.

  • @Podus81

    @Podus81

    Жыл бұрын

    Alcohall of Fame

  • @Podus81

    @Podus81

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kekt Haha, I was hoping someone would catch that.

  • @1htalp9
    @1htalp9 Жыл бұрын

    Bert loves disc golf and so do I!!!

  • @dalibofurnell
    @dalibofurnell Жыл бұрын

    Joe's impression of Bert is awesome 👌 the speech I almost cried out of silent body moving laughter ah man you guys are awesome 🤟 shoutout to Tom I love the YMH podcast ❤️

  • @KnowinSelf
    @KnowinSelf Жыл бұрын

    What a unique topic for you two to discuss again and again and again

  • @jameswallace5235

    @jameswallace5235

    Жыл бұрын

    They don't give a fuck, they're gonna keep doing it because you keep watching and commenting.

  • @jasonparker6670
    @jasonparker6670 Жыл бұрын

    Before Bert blew up he'd be in KCMO all the time. My wife and I would drink beers with him after his show every show!!! He was so down to earth and is the funniest man on the planet.

  • @nickscherrer1735

    @nickscherrer1735

    Жыл бұрын

    No shit? Where at in KC?

  • @TLOWNSU

    @TLOWNSU

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nickscherrer1735 I'd imagine the Improv in Zona Rosa

  • @jasonparker6670

    @jasonparker6670

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TLOWNSU yup! Always at the improv in Zona and the tickets were always free! It was badass. We saw him 5x there and every time he'd drink with us at the bar with a small group and just make us piss ourselves. Funniest dude ever.

  • @OliveMule

    @OliveMule

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jasonparker6670 is that the place where bobby Lee said the owners make the comics pray with them before the show? KC has weird christians

  • @jasonparker6670

    @jasonparker6670

    Жыл бұрын

    @@OliveMule oh I have no idea. Wouldn't shock me a bit! It was always at the improv in Zona Rosa. It was soooooooo much fun. We've got pictures of him drunk asf with his shirt off just grinning. He's as real as it gets.

  • @devinsilva2102
    @devinsilva2102 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks guys I was going to stop drinking but after Bert’s motivational speech here I go cheers 🥂 😂

  • @misteranon763

    @misteranon763

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol. Once hit hits your lips....😄🍻

  • @pyramid7music719

    @pyramid7music719

    Жыл бұрын

    JOE needs some ROGAINE lol

  • @bikerpercy8106
    @bikerpercy8106 Жыл бұрын

    5:33 had me rolling around dead 🤣💀

  • @fergalosanchez7675
    @fergalosanchez7675 Жыл бұрын

    “I’m gonna starve myself” 6:11 perfect impersonation of Bert lmao

  • @stevenjm12
    @stevenjm12 Жыл бұрын

    Bert's tennis serve is really good for having never played tennis

  • @SUNSHINE-fd4vb
    @SUNSHINE-fd4vb Жыл бұрын

    This podcast released the day that Tom is about to perform in my town. Can’t wait to see him!!

  • @mohammedbarbandi965

    @mohammedbarbandi965

    Жыл бұрын

    Is this dude a time traveler?

  • @nickp440
    @nickp440 Жыл бұрын

    that sundae conversation speech was seriously one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i watch it atleast once a week

  • @yellowsnowman9157
    @yellowsnowman9157 Жыл бұрын

    Bert is the best. What a great friend to have around.

  • @spoopyidk
    @spoopyidk Жыл бұрын

    i love tom's brent impression.

  • @lennysmalls5982
    @lennysmalls5982 Жыл бұрын

    Shout out Glenny Balls, Caleb Presley and barstool Making it big time on JRE

  • @tuttutteddy8889
    @tuttutteddy8889 Жыл бұрын

    as a 2 bears listener i don’t know how many times i’ve heard bart say how “jacked” or “skinny” he is… whilst being 245 pounds the guys a rollercoaster that’s for sure

  • @libertybelllocks7476

    @libertybelllocks7476

    Жыл бұрын

    listens to 2 bears and still doesnt know Berts name or how to spell it. stfu.

  • @cyborgreality
    @cyborgreality Жыл бұрын

    Love these guys

  • @thenightfoxx
    @thenightfoxx Жыл бұрын

    Joe "He's going to let them down when he dies" Rogan lmao

  • @crimsondynamo615

    @crimsondynamo615

    Жыл бұрын

    “Yeah.”

  • @Thembisile13
    @Thembisile13 Жыл бұрын

    Joe Rogan seems emotional I feel he's that friend he keeps talking about where he fears for his life.

  • @SlimTimmi

    @SlimTimmi

    Жыл бұрын

    What do you mean

  • @craigjohnson9605

    @craigjohnson9605

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SlimTimmi he’s not talking Chinese. He’s worried that Bert is slowly killing himself and he can see it in the way he speaks about him

  • @kanekowalski4715

    @kanekowalski4715

    Жыл бұрын

    @@craigjohnson9605 No, he's not speaking Chinese. He's speaking with no punctuation.

  • @craigjohnson9605

    @craigjohnson9605

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kanekowalski4715 he’s missing a full stop and a comma. It’s not difficult to understand

  • @kanekowalski4715

    @kanekowalski4715

    Жыл бұрын

    @@craigjohnson9605 Clearly it was for Tim.

  • @workinprogress5936
    @workinprogress5936 Жыл бұрын

    7:49 Tom looked right into the camera as if he was looking at Bert. We want Bert around for a long time, it's cool to chill on alcohol from time to time man.

  • @tishie42
    @tishie42 Жыл бұрын

    I'd love him to be a speaker at my AA meeting! Lol

  • @tishie42

    @tishie42

    Жыл бұрын

    @Harold Reinhardt oh I'm doing it, Bert is really funny and I'm a fan. I'd like to see him perform live to an AA audience before he dies. We laugh at all that horrible stuff, I think the whole situation is just funny. Well not the poor health part, but yeah... We don't quit until we quit and some of us never do. It is what it is.

  • @wecanjump7512

    @wecanjump7512

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh, he’ll be there. Just give him time 😂

  • @dominickschrute3084

    @dominickschrute3084

    Жыл бұрын

    @Harold Reinhardt your goal is to help women, but you don't trust women? So you fix their problems? Interesting...

  • @chrisbaker5860
    @chrisbaker5860 Жыл бұрын

    That was kind of heartbreaking going from glorifying an alcoholic to being scared of losing a friend to alcoholism

  • @SitKid721
    @SitKid721 Жыл бұрын

    Bring the podcast back to KZread

  • @SitKid721

    @SitKid721

    Жыл бұрын

    @Austin Batton I'm sorry your parents never hugged you as a child

  • @jameswallace5235

    @jameswallace5235

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SitKid721 No, he's right, it was a dumbass comment. The podcasts are never coming back to KZread.

  • @djbrooks4085
    @djbrooks4085 Жыл бұрын

    Joe is such a great friend

  • @The_DEN_of_FIGHTS
    @The_DEN_of_FIGHTS Жыл бұрын

    it is very interesting to listen to such stories

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox Жыл бұрын

    Alcoholics Anonymous calls it "Romanticizing the drug". It's what people do before a relapse, or to avoid treatment altogether. Nobody romanticizes drinking more than Burp.

  • @deathbunny32
    @deathbunny32 Жыл бұрын

    His wife said that he got college scholarships for baseball for some pretty legit colleges that he declined so he could party harder

  • @preezypatel

    @preezypatel

    Жыл бұрын

    I heard he could’ve played at dook lol

  • @Gamerx900
    @Gamerx900 Жыл бұрын

    the dramatic music is perfect

  • @springcougar1
    @springcougar1 Жыл бұрын

    I think Bert is great. Such a good heart on that dude. I would be genuinely sad if he were to die young knowing that it could be prevented. He doesn't need to quit drinking altogether, just slow down a lot!

  • @NobleVagabond2552

    @NobleVagabond2552

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s usually all or nothing for people unfortunately

  • @Shiftdougler

    @Shiftdougler

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s not how alcoholism works. You quit or it kills you.

  • @superchet4408
    @superchet4408 Жыл бұрын

    I'm 40 years old. Loved drinking, still miss it, what I learned about drinking is everything is fine until it's not. Woke up and my eyes and skin were yellow. End up in E.R. Bilirubin is off the chart and I'm being told my liver is not working. A month in hospital followed by rehab. I lived. I really hope Bert can slow down enough so that never happens to him. It's to life changing and could ruin his comedy.

  • @cascadeblue7268

    @cascadeblue7268

    Жыл бұрын

    How long/much had you been drinking?

  • @reecep4016

    @reecep4016

    Жыл бұрын

    That sounds more like an alcoholic than anything else. Everybody in Britain or at least a vast majority drink multiple times a week and generally get smashed at least once a week. As I’m sure a lot of Americans do. There’s enjoying drink and then drinking to excess every day which is what causes jaundice

  • @zuldo8577

    @zuldo8577

    Жыл бұрын

    @@reecep4016 Theres many young brits with liver failure from binge drinking

  • @reecep4016

    @reecep4016

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zuldo8577 nah

  • @zuldo8577

    @zuldo8577

    Жыл бұрын

    @@reecep4016 yah

  • @scottpitner4298
    @scottpitner4298 Жыл бұрын

    Bert be nimble. Bert be quick. Bert be big, It’s just his schtick.

  • @IsraelDixon
    @IsraelDixon Жыл бұрын

    Toms impression of bert is so good. I kept thinking they were just playing bert audio

  • @mr_apk131
    @mr_apk131 Жыл бұрын

    That barstool vid is the best ever. Actually hyped me up to haha

  • @c4gstorm878
    @c4gstorm878 Жыл бұрын

    A lot of people know people like that. They are successful, so you can't talk them out of it because their life is not going well and they need outside help like a drunk that lost their job etc. High functioning alcoholic. It will probably hit him hard later in life. My Dad's friends like that died around 60 or definitely felt like shit by then.

  • @whatthecluck6874
    @whatthecluck6874 Жыл бұрын

    Tom is loving his weight loss. Dude looks incredible.

  • @thebibleisinfallible2336

    @thebibleisinfallible2336

    Жыл бұрын

    He looks ex-fat

  • @alterego7739
    @alterego7739 Жыл бұрын

    Everytime I hear that Bert speech I want a drink so bad

  • @scottsetzke7967
    @scottsetzke7967 Жыл бұрын

    I lost 30 lbs in 2 months and my secret was Inflation.

  • @yotafan174

    @yotafan174

    Жыл бұрын

    Funny because it's true. I'm down 2 pounds for every percentage of inflation, 18 pounds and counting.

  • @Nollic15

    @Nollic15

    Жыл бұрын

    The biden diet

  • @michael.t.ha11
    @michael.t.ha11 Жыл бұрын

    I like how they care enough to talk about how they will get him. 😂

  • @gma4165
    @gma4165 Жыл бұрын

    Joe is a the type of friend that everyone needs. Not a yes man and tells you the truth with not wasting precious minutes in life.

  • @misteranon763
    @misteranon763 Жыл бұрын

    Bert is one of the true Enthusiasts in Life. Drink, food, family, friends & fun physical activities.

  • @blacksideknight3

    @blacksideknight3

    Жыл бұрын

    That really sums him up. Such a simple man, but pure in a lot of ways.

  • @AlexG-tp2ik
    @AlexG-tp2ik Жыл бұрын

    I don't know why the picture and title of this video made laugh so hard 🤣

  • @OE-jy6yt
    @OE-jy6yt Жыл бұрын

    drinking and working out goes together so well lol

  • @Moparking117
    @Moparking117 Жыл бұрын

    I love Bert. He is a genuinely funny and nice guy. And just seeing how he treats his friends you know he is gonna have your back no matter what he might show up drunk but he is gonna be there. Joe Rogan is just awesome. I enjoy The JRE podcast it’s funny and informative at times.

  • @fullclipzzz1278
    @fullclipzzz1278 Жыл бұрын

    Bert’s funny but he’s definatley an alcoholic

  • @unknowntosociety01

    @unknowntosociety01

    Жыл бұрын

    Alcoholic usually are

  • @nickeames2133

    @nickeames2133

    Жыл бұрын

    Bert's not funny

  • @johncollins211

    @johncollins211

    Жыл бұрын

    Your right he's definitely an alcoholic

  • @GarrettsGear

    @GarrettsGear

    Жыл бұрын

    He can probably still spell better than you.

  • @Bob_Smith19

    @Bob_Smith19

    Жыл бұрын

    The funny part is debatable.

  • @moondustmix1682
    @moondustmix1682 Жыл бұрын

    Burt please do another cabin season! That show was so funny!

  • @Crossword131
    @Crossword131 Жыл бұрын

    Tom's Bert impersonation is so perfect.

  • @tombystander
    @tombystander Жыл бұрын

    Seeing how good Tom looks and hearing how much worse Bert's drinking has gotten is peak 2 bears

  • @JonOnFilm
    @JonOnFilm Жыл бұрын

    Joe *“have you tried sober October”* Rogan

  • @Hunter-os5yx
    @Hunter-os5yx Жыл бұрын

    I love the friend podcasts more than any others tbh, maybe a tie between scientists and Joe’s friends but they never fail to entertain

  • @Cookingwithquill

    @Cookingwithquill

    Жыл бұрын

    Those survival and hunting dudes gotta come in a close 3rd

  • @jameswallace5235

    @jameswallace5235

    Жыл бұрын

    The Whitney Cummings ones top them all.

  • @-FukYoo-
    @-FukYoo- Жыл бұрын

    I control my alcoholism by only drinking 6 months of the year. I quit New Years Day and start up July 1st. It works so well for me because I will never, ever, ever quit drinking..

  • @aaronboone8097
    @aaronboone8097 Жыл бұрын

    Damn Joe got pretty serious when he brought up Bert dying. And you can tell that's coming from a real place of love. So many entertainers die to soon because of the life they live. But to be fair there's a difference between Ralphie May and Bert. Bert's not that unhealthy.

  • @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842
    @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842 Жыл бұрын

    Joe just came right out and said it……”when he dies” and Tom wasn’t ready for it. It actually sunk in, for Tom, at that very moment and it affected him. Bert will see this and it might actually be just what it takes

  • @mohammedbarbandi965

    @mohammedbarbandi965

    Жыл бұрын

    It was kind of an asshole statement to say on a podcast bc he kinda wasn’t joking.. toms look at the camera was very serious

  • @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842

    @t-dibreviewsandchallenges6842

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mohammedbarbandi965 it was extremely harsh. Yeah it seemed to sort of piss Tom off

  • @benbarrett6163
    @benbarrett6163 Жыл бұрын

    It’s awesome to see Glenn’s Balls and Caleb in a JRE clip.

  • @victorxavier5066
    @victorxavier5066 Жыл бұрын

    Love all u 3.. Love from Norway

  • @diogenes.
    @diogenes. Жыл бұрын

    Bert's gonna bert. 😁👌

  • @danielrussell5268
    @danielrussell5268 Жыл бұрын

    Bert is the John Daly of comedy

  • @rogermoore00
    @rogermoore00 Жыл бұрын

    Bert gonna outlive all comedians Cuz he is a machine

  • @pikpik42
    @pikpik42 Жыл бұрын

    6:40 "Joe - I dry my eyes with my shirt - Rogan" at it again

  • @cg4572
    @cg4572 Жыл бұрын

    The best episodes are always with Segura Do you know you guys are so well connected when you talk, The longer you go, you start to finish each other's sentences That's rare You should watch yourselves talk, while you sit and talk about it I'm serious, not even trying to be cute but theres chemistry

  • @cg4572

    @cg4572

    Жыл бұрын

    @Jj Dillon That is an interesting take Jj, And possibly the only way to truly explore that potential If they don't fight over who should be on top, this is what it could look like kzread.info/dash/bejne/eKttx9Srd9HXkcY.html

  • @billdoetree4313
    @billdoetree4313 Жыл бұрын

    Honestly guys if Joe and Tom are talking about this for this long and this in-depthly then they probably have noticed behavior lately that is worse than normal. I hope Bert is doing all right. He has a good support group here if he chooses to tap into it.

  • @stant7122

    @stant7122

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s a long podcast and they probably don’t have that much in common that Carries the conversation

  • @jameswallace5235

    @jameswallace5235

    Жыл бұрын

    They literally said that his behaviour lately is worse than normal.

  • @Thethinker4am
    @Thethinker4am Жыл бұрын

    When I feel like I need more friends I come watch joe

  • @JUSTINTIME-CEO
    @JUSTINTIME-CEO Жыл бұрын

    If anybody can help Bert, it's Joe! 🙌🙌🙌

  • @boboso4705
    @boboso4705 Жыл бұрын

    I like Rogan noticing Bert's drinking is heavier than ever. Takes one to know one I guess, Joe's been drinking whiskey and smoking cigars heavier than ever, also.

  • @ez123489

    @ez123489

    Жыл бұрын

    Who do you think is more disciplined?

  • @yeomans9696

    @yeomans9696

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ez123489 Hahaha for real. Burt will die young.

  • @hillbillymods2866
    @hillbillymods2866 Жыл бұрын

    I was that guy who could party and drink. When you stop being that guy, you only lose the people around you that don't really matter anyway. Bert just needs to look at Artie. His friends and his fans didn't abandon him. They were pleading with him to get help.

  • @firstlast8258

    @firstlast8258

    Жыл бұрын

    Follow your nose 👃

  • @alexthedog

    @alexthedog

    Жыл бұрын

    iyzie jane 9 hours ago The sober octobers, 12:32 a m

  • @jgreen678
    @jgreen678 Жыл бұрын

    “Imagine of he’s some salesman out there doin that” I feel like I made it onto the podcast

  • @RK-10
    @RK-10 Жыл бұрын

    shoutout to caleb from barstool sundae conversations is next level especially from barstool lol

  • @TheHoriznLine
    @TheHoriznLine Жыл бұрын

    Still waiting for Keanu reeves on the JR podcast

  • @Eskay_The_Evil_Genius
    @Eskay_The_Evil_Genius Жыл бұрын

    I wish my family had supported me nearly as much as Joe supports his friends

  • @michaelj4256
    @michaelj4256 Жыл бұрын

    I swear Bert is my spirit animal 😂