Bert Kreischer on What It Was Like to Have Dinner with Ralphie May

Taken from JRE #1405: Sober October Recap w/Bert Kreischer, Ari Shaffir, and Tom Segura: • Video

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  • @martinhectormartinhector7260
    @martinhectormartinhector72604 жыл бұрын

    I saw him in Atlanta once and after he finished his regular set he did over an hour of off the cuff. Including a bit on me because he saw my "plate" was an entire platter of 50 chicken wings. Gave me respect for being able to finish that as a a skinny guy. Tells the black folks they ought to be ashamed of themselves and then asked if i was still hungry. When I said yes he tells the server to bring me another 50 wings and any drinks and says put my bill on his tab. Nice guy

  • @StellerGuy14

    @StellerGuy14

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s a cool story to have 👌🏼👌🏼

  • @Jdowling357

    @Jdowling357

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice!

  • @tbs4liiife

    @tbs4liiife

    2 жыл бұрын

    What a lovely story

  • @NotAfilthyCasual

    @NotAfilthyCasual

    Жыл бұрын

    Y’all lie so much on here, it’s unreal

  • @martinhectormartinhector7260

    @martinhectormartinhector7260

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NotAfilthyCasual lol not a lie. was at the comedy club that had a bar, arcade, and theatre attached and Ron White frequented. Sorry your life is so pathetic you think others have to lie though.

  • @CHRISC3000
    @CHRISC30004 жыл бұрын

    Ralphie May did a 2 hour show for us and it was supposed to be a 1 hour show - then he stood outside and signed autographs until everyone left

  • @martinhectormartinhector7260

    @martinhectormartinhector7260

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was pretty standard if he was healthy. He made us wait to get in cause the 8pm show was supposed to finish at 945 doors at 10. He started his bit at 11 finished 130

  • @CzarYe

    @CzarYe

    3 жыл бұрын

    and then died way before his real show was ever supposed to happen

  • @wolfconnor2147

    @wolfconnor2147

    3 жыл бұрын

    I bet he made a puddle of sweat deep enough to sink the titanoc

  • @knightmareoflegends2380

    @knightmareoflegends2380

    3 жыл бұрын

    Titanic, You no spelling waste of space, Learn to spell, Or go back to school. 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesdelrio1786

    @jamesdelrio1786

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that happen in Pittsburgh with me too!

  • @cpmow831
    @cpmow8312 жыл бұрын

    In 2008 I had cancer. My friend was a huge fan of his. The second time he went to Ralphie’s show, Ralphie remembered him. They got to talking and my friend mentioned me and RM gave him signed copies of his DVDs for me. He said “Tell him to kick cancer’s ass.”

  • @Lickwetcarrion

    @Lickwetcarrion

    Ай бұрын

    Ralphie was a hell of a guy. Thats really cool.

  • @DutliAnvilhand
    @DutliAnvilhand4 жыл бұрын

    4:21 is where they start talking about eating dinner with Ralphie May

  • @jimmyolsenblues

    @jimmyolsenblues

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you

  • @fredfisher33

    @fredfisher33

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gracias. Halfway! C'mon, fellas!

  • @jimsuniverse4954

    @jimsuniverse4954

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks 😆

  • @richardpineda7758

    @richardpineda7758

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks!!

  • @jeffbanfieldsflwr3537

    @jeffbanfieldsflwr3537

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks bro

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb
    @Makingnewnamesisdumb4 жыл бұрын

    There's nothing better than Tom Segura telling other people's stories on their behalf while they're in the same room.

  • @Doriamo

    @Doriamo

    4 жыл бұрын

    No shit! STFU Tom!

  • @SynysterCondom

    @SynysterCondom

    4 жыл бұрын

    And completely butchering it too. He somehow missed every beat of that story, a repeat story mind you lol

  • @MarsLonsen

    @MarsLonsen

    4 жыл бұрын

    Usually bert that does that

  • @MyhorseInthegravy

    @MyhorseInthegravy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Doriamo I guessed you missed the part where Bert says to Tom, quote "i like you telling the story better than me".

  • @FaridaKaru

    @FaridaKaru

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did that with Joey Diaz too 😂

  • @MrKinghuman
    @MrKinghuman4 жыл бұрын

    im a cigar smoker, but ill quit thanks to Ari. if I ever looked like that, I apologize to the world

  • @moonlit6311

    @moonlit6311

    4 жыл бұрын

    I literally saw my reflection outside of my office building once. I was reminded of those small plastic toy smoking monkeys. I quit right afterwards.

  • @gearjunkie3412

    @gearjunkie3412

    4 жыл бұрын

    enter a name here why do you think you look cool.

  • @MrKinghuman

    @MrKinghuman

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gearjunkie3412 I never really thought about it, but I sure do now. mostly I like to smoke a cigar on the weekends with a glass of bourbon or whiskey, its relaxing and the flavors are good together.

  • @emartinez7733

    @emartinez7733

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cigars smell fucking horrible and you get instantly nauseous. Never understood the desire. Smoke some weed instead.

  • @Gnossiene369

    @Gnossiene369

    4 жыл бұрын

    You think the world cares? Sure buddy.

  • @brandonheselton3569
    @brandonheselton35694 жыл бұрын

    All jokes aside, Ralphie May seemed like one of the coolest dudes to ever live and God knows he was one of the funniest.

  • @dudeimgeorge

    @dudeimgeorge

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol FCK no

  • @teraslaakso2144

    @teraslaakso2144

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dudeimgeorge great argument and well written. gold standard of internet

  • @chefboyarleezy4162
    @chefboyarleezy41624 жыл бұрын

    He smokes a cigar like he’s playing the skin flute

  • @SouthEastStanger

    @SouthEastStanger

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yea, your use to taking the whole shaft!

  • @chefboyarleezy4162

    @chefboyarleezy4162

    4 жыл бұрын

    SouthEastStanger You got me confused with your wife and the neighbor

  • @mrgreenthumb2133

    @mrgreenthumb2133

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao homie

  • @narekhart9862

    @narekhart9862

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lets see you look all baddass puffing a cigar with glasses on... the smoke is constantly SNEAKING RIGHT THERE BEHIND THE GLASSES

  • @whylerplane5440

    @whylerplane5440

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like a little piccolo

  • @nicbtw6062
    @nicbtw60624 жыл бұрын

    The most homoerotic cigar draw in the west.

  • @intoxicatedreams1

    @intoxicatedreams1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kappa Btw was thinking the same thing lmao to each his own I guess!

  • @Dick_Simmons

    @Dick_Simmons

    4 жыл бұрын

    Looked like a kid smoking his first cigarette.

  • @BBBBBBBBBBBX

    @BBBBBBBBBBBX

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah the fuck was that, that shit was bizarre.

  • @UppingDowners

    @UppingDowners

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omg read this as I was watching

  • @fredc8618

    @fredc8618

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whos that fkn fairy

  • @TheSaltySeaman
    @TheSaltySeaman4 жыл бұрын

    “Aw playa, you don’t want that bill.”

  • @unl987

    @unl987

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had no idea Ralphie made that kind of money

  • @geoffreyokrongly916

    @geoffreyokrongly916

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@unl987 he made enough specials.

  • @kcmichelson4528

    @kcmichelson4528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@unl987 also when you doing 250 dates a year and selling out. You doing OK.

  • @ajohnson153

    @ajohnson153

    3 жыл бұрын

    One look at Ralphie May is enough for me to know that there is absolutely no way I could afford to feed him. Dude was a fucking legend of a comic though.

  • @Respect2theFallen

    @Respect2theFallen

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ajohnson153 fo real Lmfao Ralphie was that guy tho. Enjoyed rewatching his specials.

  • @Mykil47
    @Mykil474 жыл бұрын

    Tom holds a cigar like he’s smoked cigars since he could walk, Ari holds it like he’s never seen a cigar in his life.

  • @jesselopez5708

    @jesselopez5708

    3 жыл бұрын

    @buttholebuddy3000 Even worse.

  • @Burgmannn

    @Burgmannn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey Tom! You've been smoking cigars your whole life.

  • @briantripoli5348

    @briantripoli5348

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bert??

  • @martengravenstein6241

    @martengravenstein6241

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's more than a cigar dum dum

  • @BongzillaBrutus

    @BongzillaBrutus

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ari looked like he was giving that cigar CPR haha.

  • @kaleyivins3739
    @kaleyivins37394 жыл бұрын

    Back in 2006, Ralohie May was staying at the Embassy Suites in Orlando where I was an underage valet. My man got out the towncar by himself, sat on a bench, crushed 2 Lunchables and a Red Bull, then smoked a cigar. . . It was just Ralphie being Ralphie, still ridiculously hilarious all by himself

  • @aceheru7855

    @aceheru7855

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't think I ever ate those two foods in the same decade🤣🤣😂😭😂

  • @OGchidoriKNight

    @OGchidoriKNight

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lunchables 😅😅😅

  • @tylerconley7739

    @tylerconley7739

    4 жыл бұрын

    Crushed 2 lunchables lmfao

  • @uzisuicide5372

    @uzisuicide5372

    3 жыл бұрын

    What is a lunchable ?

  • @tylerconley7739

    @tylerconley7739

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@uzisuicide5372 its a lunch packed for little kids.

  • @ronaldbeats3239
    @ronaldbeats32393 жыл бұрын

    Ari is like the little brother no one really listens to/thinks is annoying so he talks louder just to be heard

  • @jakemccabe9662

    @jakemccabe9662

    3 жыл бұрын

    It must be awkward for him to be in a room full of successful comics and then there's him who's so disliked, he actually has to do shows under a fake name.

  • @BrokedDownPalace

    @BrokedDownPalace

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jakemccabe9662 lol is he still doing shows under a fake name?

  • @MagnificentFiend

    @MagnificentFiend

    3 жыл бұрын

    Callen has the same vibe.

  • @madmanrunaway666

    @madmanrunaway666

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey I am that little brother lmao jk

  • @georgeprendergast8305

    @georgeprendergast8305

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah but we all love him.. he's family 🤷😎

  • @callme_jezus9612
    @callme_jezus96123 жыл бұрын

    I had the pleasure to serve Ralphie a few times when he came into my restaurant in Palm Beach. He would always order bottles for people at the bar and an extra dinner to take home. Great guy always in a good mood. The girl he was with (his girlfriend at the time) could tell I was a fan and asked me if I wanted a picture with Ralphie and Ralphie insisted. One of the best experiences I had with a celeb next to Kid Rock.

  • @janberkemeier7406

    @janberkemeier7406

    2 жыл бұрын

    What did Kid Rock do?

  • @beanboy5315

    @beanboy5315

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@janberkemeier7406 ur mum

  • @justinbrown6703

    @justinbrown6703

    2 жыл бұрын

    What did kid rock do!!! We wanna know!

  • @beanboy5315

    @beanboy5315

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@justinbrown6703 ur mum too

  • @justinbrown6703

    @justinbrown6703

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@beanboy5315 what about your mom?

  • @TheKMO168
    @TheKMO1684 жыл бұрын

    "If you're not crazy, I don't know if I wanna know you"... Absolute perfection.

  • @PF-Fly
    @PF-Fly2 жыл бұрын

    I love Bert’s Ralphie impressions. “Ahh Playa, should have just let me pay for it playa…. Ahh playa, we gonna win it back on blackjack… see you on the plane playboy.”

  • @nosubz9946
    @nosubz99464 жыл бұрын

    RIP Ralphie

  • @joys8634

    @joys8634

    4 жыл бұрын

    he could have fed africa his fat arse

  • @joys8634

    @joys8634

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MF-LXRD that's the default lmao

  • @joys8634

    @joys8634

    4 жыл бұрын

    @MAD DOG literally

  • @mikev2584

    @mikev2584

    4 жыл бұрын

    NoSubz We were all shocked when Ralphie died. Jk... 😂

  • @joys8634

    @joys8634

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mikev2584 he was gasping for dear life on stage on stage. Dear life on stage yea

  • @jakegoodnight5660
    @jakegoodnight56604 жыл бұрын

    I'm fat because I drink beer, smoke pot and watch Joe Rogan all day.

  • @nmarrs8539

    @nmarrs8539

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jake Goodnight that’s called depression

  • @jakegoodnight5660

    @jakegoodnight5660

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nmarrs8539 well look at Dr. Marrs over here lol but yeah, you might not be wrong.

  • @JimmyStruthers1000

    @JimmyStruthers1000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jake Goodnight same i really dont eat much only twice a day usually. But i drink like a fucking fish and thats what got me fat

  • @cg8623

    @cg8623

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your a sad excuse for a human being

  • @eugen_the_great

    @eugen_the_great

    4 жыл бұрын

    my best friend was fat did that all the time...he changed only one thing. Working out. Now he looks like a strongman, cuz he is big af, too. But he still smokes pot, eats a lot and is a lazy fuck. But now he has a biceps biger then my tigh....and i thing it saved his live, cuz he was really fucking fat.

  • @drpepper1132
    @drpepper11323 жыл бұрын

    I love comedians telling stories about Ralphie. He seemed like a real dude.

  • @MJtnp
    @MJtnp4 жыл бұрын

    Ari smokes a cigar like a total fig

  • @JamesLeeBuzz

    @JamesLeeBuzz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Michael Jackson so that’s how figs smoke cigars huh? Fascinating I always wondered if and how a fig would smoke a cigar!

  • @Dyspareunic

    @Dyspareunic

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, what a fruit.

  • @mashruralam5795

    @mashruralam5795

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @chuckiebrownbfly

    @chuckiebrownbfly

    4 жыл бұрын

    Once I read it was from Michael Jackson I could only imagine him explaining how he would never say the word fag. But arie was a straight fig in that moment

  • @LoneCrusader

    @LoneCrusader

    4 жыл бұрын

    Camo Dude ha

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn
    @TheChildofAuraReborn4 жыл бұрын

    Ralphie was the human personification of Southern Hospitality with a little bit of spice added. I miss him and his comedy a lot.

  • @johntaylor7496
    @johntaylor74964 жыл бұрын

    "In my day being crazy meant something. Now everybody's crazy."- Charles Manson

  • @michaellittlewood3032

    @michaellittlewood3032

    4 жыл бұрын

    Crazy, Nuts, insane..... Everything

  • @masonsims3402

    @masonsims3402

    4 жыл бұрын

    RIP Charlie

  • @thisismagacountry1318

    @thisismagacountry1318

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too soon

  • @thisismagacountry1318

    @thisismagacountry1318

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Hooked On Chronics I'm certain you meant the only man who ever said those 4 words is the problem. Your VERY OWN, greedy, gay failed actor, Jussie Smollett. He revealed your agenda. Lie at all costs. Personally, I'm glad he single handedly set black civil rights back about 50 years and gay rights about 40. P.S. The Chicago Special Prosecutor is about to hand down his indictment. Unlike a certain President who was recently VINDICATED, he will face serious jail time on felony charges, maybe even hate crime charges, heavy fines, and a big inmate named Leroy every night,...whether he wants to or not. Won't that be fun to watch go down. I'm making fresh popcorn. #SCHADENFREUDE

  • @thisismagacountry1318

    @thisismagacountry1318

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@davidxxl6969 Great points, I'm in agreement that we need to bring both sides to the table and get things done. Tip O'Neill and Ronald Reagan found common ground on important legislation that helped Americans thrive. Even the poor got benefits.

  • @shawnparsons6638
    @shawnparsons6638 Жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love that they all have so much respect for each other when they talk being not to rudely interrupt each other except when Ari talks and that makes my heart happy.

  • @ES-pr8bt
    @ES-pr8bt4 жыл бұрын

    Man i miss Ralphie May, that dude was beyond crazy

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn

    @TheChildofAuraReborn

    4 жыл бұрын

    His comedy was through the roof, I still laugh at his “racist cookies” bit.

  • @rosephjosenbaum7130

    @rosephjosenbaum7130

    3 жыл бұрын

    Crazy, but unfunny 95% of the time.

  • @stalebread9825

    @stalebread9825

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rosephjosenbaum7130 calm down cool guy

  • @LEL-Lord

    @LEL-Lord

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rosephjosenbaum7130 You must be a GREAT at parties. (Sarcasm)

  • @Bambino_60

    @Bambino_60

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rosephjosenbaum7130 agree

  • @sausagesizzler649
    @sausagesizzler6493 жыл бұрын

    I really really really like Tom Segura, he seems just like an all round cool dude.

  • @jesseolson3142

    @jesseolson3142

    Жыл бұрын

    I dont think he really likes Ari. And I dont blame him. I dont know why Joe hangs with that asshole

  • @sallyjayne777
    @sallyjayne7774 жыл бұрын

    I meet Ralph and he was so fucking sweet!!! I hope he eating sushi with my bro in the next space

  • @robluxipiech4033

    @robluxipiech4033

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well said

  • @jerrylynch3296

    @jerrylynch3296

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’m a year late but just wanted to say I’m sorry for your loss. I’m lucky to have a brother and I’ll make sure not to take him for granted,

  • @robluxipiech4033

    @robluxipiech4033

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jerrylynch3296 my brother billy was 19. He had long blonde hair and blue eyes. He was very athletic anything was like a ball to him. I buried my brother when he was 19 years old. 19. From 18 to 19 i barely saw him. I refused. I found his cold blue body at 1020 pm in September. He had crawled to his phone alone spewing foam. We found his hand reaching one inch away covered in foam and puke. My uncle slapped me b4 i saw him. He knew id be weak. I cried uponhis cold lifeless body. Dont end up like me.

  • @robluxipiech4033

    @robluxipiech4033

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jerrylynch3296 much love

  • @semajyo9628

    @semajyo9628

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@robluxipiech4033 damn bro. I’m sorry. I hope you’re doing okay.

  • @Bb-jh9fo
    @Bb-jh9fo10 ай бұрын

    Listening about ralphie and reading the comments of people who personally met him , it made him sound like he loved the career more than the money and was a genuine man. Rip. Breaks my heart that when I fell in love watching you and looking up upcoming shows I found out you passed away long time ago.

  • @PyrettaBlaze
    @PyrettaBlaze Жыл бұрын

    Ralphie truly was a generous person, and Lahna is as well. It was an honor to interview Ralphie, and meeting Lahna was wonderful (she is so sweet, but she is a DIRTY comedienne!). I love when videos like this come up in my feed. Memories shared of Ralphie let him live on in the hearts and minds of others. 💜

  • @sectorseven07
    @sectorseven072 жыл бұрын

    I ran into Ralphie May in the Atlanta Airport back in 08 when I was a soldier. I weighed about 140 lbs soaking wet. This man weighed at least 3 times as much as I did. He was legit one of the largest men I had ever seen. But oddly enough, he was quiet and reserved. He kept to himself, seemingly trying to avoid the spotlight

  • @krisventures6795
    @krisventures6795 Жыл бұрын

    You know the story is good when Bert willingly relinquishes the full rights to say how it is, he knows he blows things up a lot and Tom grounds him better, and he adds on to it perfectly. RIP Ralphie may, a legend who passed long before his biggest peak

  • @marioc7704

    @marioc7704

    Жыл бұрын

    😑

  • @alexbrewer3691
    @alexbrewer3691 Жыл бұрын

    Was fortunate enough to see/meet him and he was one if the most friendly and genuine people.

  • @gavynkeck9702
    @gavynkeck97023 жыл бұрын

    I fucking love the relationship between Bert and Tom I swear 😂 the amount of times Tom has told Bert’s stories lmaoo

  • @Ryan-sn6gn

    @Ryan-sn6gn

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nothing better than chilling with the boys, having semi-significant conversation while constantly ripping on each other at the same time.

  • @DB-bk9tr
    @DB-bk9tr3 жыл бұрын

    “It’s crazy he read a book” unheard of!

  • @Thulgore
    @Thulgore2 жыл бұрын

    I miss you Ralphie. I hope some way, some how, you feel the love that so many of us felt for you.

  • @yungkub119
    @yungkub1194 жыл бұрын

    Rest Easy in Heaven Ralphie May February 17 1972 - October 6th 2017

  • @williamsligh2593

    @williamsligh2593

    3 жыл бұрын

    I never got my fucking mail

  • @user-wr9ej6xe4j
    @user-wr9ej6xe4j3 жыл бұрын

    A lot of ppl dont realize what a LEGEND Ralphie May was. Hes right up there with Patrice O Neal as two of the best ever!!

  • @georgesed2447

    @georgesed2447

    2 жыл бұрын

    2 best ever to die of obesity

  • @nomnomnommy2955

    @nomnomnommy2955

    Жыл бұрын

    The dead Fatman crew

  • @zaydolla1
    @zaydolla14 жыл бұрын

    So happy for these men especially Tom segura and his wife there podcast is epic thanks joe and friends

  • @FactoryFugitive

    @FactoryFugitive

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is great. Even better with the live show now.

  • @Williamtipq
    @Williamtipq4 жыл бұрын

    If I can eat $200 worth of sushi, Ralphie would have no problem with over $1000. Ugh it’s hard to believe he’s been gone for 2 years now. Ralphie was a beautiful man, an underrated intellect, and one of the funniest dudes ever to live. May a legend RIP.

  • @dannyboyd1299

    @dannyboyd1299

    Жыл бұрын

    Fat and straight people have no interest in sushi

  • @malchir4036

    @malchir4036

    Жыл бұрын

    Where the fuck do you guys get sushi? I did some competitive eating challenges yet can't finish a 50 euro boat.

  • @THEDGK360
    @THEDGK3603 жыл бұрын

    We need another one these soon

  • @gr33nthony
    @gr33nthony4 жыл бұрын

    Bert: he read a whole book on a five hour plane ride. I never read a book in five hours. Joe: daaamn... All on black huh

  • @morganosmith9
    @morganosmith94 жыл бұрын

    Rest in Peace Ralphie ☀️

  • @morganosmith9

    @morganosmith9

    4 жыл бұрын

    He died after going into cardiac arrest. I believe he was battling pneumonia at the time. He died in 2017. I used to work with him in the clubs back in the late 90s; those were the days.

  • @gideonamare160

    @gideonamare160

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mistah mo?! No way, Merry christmas!

  • @morganosmith9

    @morganosmith9

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gideon Amare Mista Mo in the flesh lol Merry Christmas, brother 🙏🏾🎄🎉

  • @AtomicFireball22

    @AtomicFireball22

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey man, like the what you said and you have a Merry Christmas in 2020 lol.

  • @morganosmith9

    @morganosmith9

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AtomicFireball22 Merry Christmas, brother 🙏🏾

  • @purplewolfranger22
    @purplewolfranger22 Жыл бұрын

    Ralphie may was one of my favorite comedians of all time, right next to Sam Kinison. When I first found out about his passing I didn't expect it to affect me as much as it did but man, he really was a light in this absolutely dismal world.

  • @rileypetrando
    @rileypetrando4 жыл бұрын

    Taking JRE breaks at the Christmas party to see the uncles I wish I had

  • @Crowlo17

    @Crowlo17

    4 жыл бұрын

    Forex guy Loves Jesus what the fuck😂😂😂

  • @damienduff7471

    @damienduff7471

    4 жыл бұрын

    Forex guy Loves Jesus sheesh that's kinda woof

  • @figbat6363
    @figbat63633 жыл бұрын

    Rip Ralphie. Im glad I got to see him live and meet him

  • @Toonz-tz5xn
    @Toonz-tz5xn4 жыл бұрын

    Young Segura looks like Nice Guy Eddie

  • @ambular_93

    @ambular_93

    4 жыл бұрын

    Toonz 14791 omfg

  • @michaelcastillo3231
    @michaelcastillo32314 жыл бұрын

    Ari remind me of one of the vultures in the old Bugs Bunny cartoons.

  • @Kevin-rf9sx

    @Kevin-rf9sx

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hate this moron.. Just one point I dislike, but what friend slips his friend a moly. Especially in front of his family. Plus he is on blood pressure medication. Even without having health issues and being in front of his family... It's a fucking bitch move.. I would fucking punch him into orbit

  • @paulelroy6650

    @paulelroy6650

    4 жыл бұрын

    he has one of the worse laughs ever. like hes forcing it out as if he thinks hes to good for the room.

  • @trinidadrodrigues9233
    @trinidadrodrigues92334 жыл бұрын

    Dude i love when you guys do a show the its the best when you have these guys on.

  • @danielheesom1357
    @danielheesom13573 жыл бұрын

    The insight into the comedy world when these guys get together is insane ;)

  • @Prison4HillaryC
    @Prison4HillaryC Жыл бұрын

    I remember one time eating at Ralphies favorite steak house in Florida with a couple other people... Ralphie ordered basically everything even multiple types of water... At one point we noticed the entire staff was standing in line just watching us eat... We argued who would pay, and the owner walked up and said, "if you make fun of ______ at the show tonight there's no bill... Ralphies like, "oh hell ya I can do that for ya no problem" I got so many Ralphie stories, but the main one is how sad it makes me to think about certain people how they treated him... I miss ya brother...

  • @michaelfisher934

    @michaelfisher934

    Жыл бұрын

    Ive never seen a bot account make a post like this

  • @SladeM.

    @SladeM.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@michaelfisher934 ?

  • @michaelfisher934

    @michaelfisher934

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SladeM. look at their account that's not a real person

  • @DanielSalad
    @DanielSalad3 жыл бұрын

    I got to party with Ralphie on his bus when he'd come to the Addison Improv. He was always generous and fun to hang out with.

  • @germanboy3161
    @germanboy31613 жыл бұрын

    Man, since Ralphie passing, I've fell in love this video.

  • @markporcu1876
    @markporcu18763 жыл бұрын

    Always good to hear a Ralphie May story.

  • @jmanj3917
    @jmanj39172 жыл бұрын

    Glad to hear that Ralphie is such a good guy IRL

  • @streetcat957
    @streetcat9574 жыл бұрын

    Ralphie May was a real stoner like Joey Diaz .

  • @narekhart9862

    @narekhart9862

    4 жыл бұрын

    What the fuck is a real stoner?

  • @trippymayne4333

    @trippymayne4333

    4 жыл бұрын

    mored arev haritourian .... a real Stoner

  • @Cat-jf7fy

    @Cat-jf7fy

    4 жыл бұрын

    mored arev haritourian a stoner that’s real

  • @rileykelly436

    @rileykelly436

    4 жыл бұрын

    James Scalzo 💯

  • @anythingbutmyrealname

    @anythingbutmyrealname

    4 жыл бұрын

    @James Scalzo I'm a real stoner then

  • @richiebarr2383
    @richiebarr23834 жыл бұрын

    Love this podcast

  • @theerascal8050
    @theerascal80504 жыл бұрын

    Preciate the shirt an the real talk man 🤙

  • @WillJM81280
    @WillJM812804 жыл бұрын

    You’re telling me you ate 4x with this guy prior and you still didn’t have an idea how expensive his meals would be? That’s on you buddy.

  • @Nihyre

    @Nihyre

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sushi can add up quick.

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso4 жыл бұрын

    The Oohs and Aahs and groans all in sync as the story is told...

  • @anthonyhogans2985
    @anthonyhogans29854 жыл бұрын

    Joe's face at the end when burt said u have to be crazy to be a comedian.... priceless

  • @ByBilal
    @ByBilal2 жыл бұрын

    Someone reading a book is the craziest part of the story for Bert 😂😂

  • @deamac
    @deamac4 жыл бұрын

    And this is why you offer to pay after the bill comes...and never before.

  • @JBZACK2001

    @JBZACK2001

    4 жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @okolekahuna3862
    @okolekahuna38623 жыл бұрын

    Ralphie is still one of my favorites...

  • @martialway100
    @martialway1002 жыл бұрын

    Aww, I miss Ralphie May. Some of my favourite podcasts ever, were Ralphie on 'The Church of What's Happening Now', with Joey Diaz & Lee Syatt. Something really special about Joey & Ralphie's friendship. Plus, he always seemed such a kind & decent guy. Always great with Lee, too. Very sadly missed by all his fans. R.I.P. Ralphie. Hope you're still around somewhere, in this universe. I'm going to watch one now, as a token of respect for the 'big fella' :-).

  • @Electronzap
    @Electronzap4 жыл бұрын

    I didn't expect such a chill conversation between Joe, Ari and Bert.

  • @andyaitken4243
    @andyaitken42434 жыл бұрын

    There’ll never be another Ralphie May. R.I.P. big guy and keep em laughing wherever you are.

  • @IGniTuv
    @IGniTuv4 жыл бұрын

    “If youre not crazy I dont know if i want to know you”. I respect that.

  • @ajohnson153

    @ajohnson153

    3 жыл бұрын

    Crazy makes money for a stand-up comedian. The crazy choice is usually the one that's going to lead to the next story that you tell onstage.

  • @moonlit6311
    @moonlit63114 жыл бұрын

    Damn. Segura's got it since way back. Nice!!🔥

  • @MrEcuadorian
    @MrEcuadorian Жыл бұрын

    I love how honest Segura is

  • @michaelfromaustin
    @michaelfromaustin3 жыл бұрын

    We used to party with a rich guy. I always paid my way but there were a lot of leaches. He once left for his apartment without paying. The look of shock on their faces was hilarious.

  • @codynoli8925
    @codynoli89254 жыл бұрын

    We all roll the dice!!! You cant take it with you when you're gone!!!

  • @letsgomets07
    @letsgomets072 жыл бұрын

    Lol the end is great

  • @dylanstack8710
    @dylanstack8710 Жыл бұрын

    I'll always regret not seeing Ralphie May live. He was one of the acts you would see a lot on comedy central back in the day late at night baked out of my mind and you could just tell Ralphie was a good hang.

  • @thecreatorandfriends4188
    @thecreatorandfriends41884 жыл бұрын

    Ralphie May will be missed. Funny guy. Wish I could've met him.

  • @SocalYouthHockeyVids
    @SocalYouthHockeyVids Жыл бұрын

    "You know what's crazy? Ralphie can read. Man wild." LOL

  • @JeffJBuck

    @JeffJBuck

    Жыл бұрын

    He read a book. I've never even heard of book. Crazy stuff.

  • @sommi888
    @sommi8884 жыл бұрын

    💛💚🧡💙 This was an entertaining story to listen to. Thankyou Tom Jones 💛💚🧡💙

  • @Trehugindrtlvr1
    @Trehugindrtlvr13 жыл бұрын

    I worked at a radio station as a kid, and Ralphie took the morning show staff to the House of Nanking in SF. We didn't even look at the menu - he just said, "Bring out whatever the chef if making..." He ate continuously for 2 hours - had to be 7 or 8 plates of food!

  • @swyfy
    @swyfy4 жыл бұрын

    Joe: Thrilled was back in the early 2000’s, wasn’t it? Tom: 2010 Joe: oh shit 😂😂😂

  • @andym8557

    @andym8557

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rogen forgets Tom Segura didn't start standup until he was like 26. The dude soared relatively quickly

  • @jameshartsock293
    @jameshartsock2932 жыл бұрын

    Rip ralphie we love you man a pure legend

  • @blakecorkill
    @blakecorkill3 жыл бұрын

    why is that such a perfect impression of Ralphie?!!? hahah

  • @bobsaget326
    @bobsaget3263 жыл бұрын

    We just gonna ignore the coke snort? 1:50.. And wait.

  • @bradleyroberts_

    @bradleyroberts_

    3 жыл бұрын

    And then 3:57

  • @killwalker

    @killwalker

    3 жыл бұрын

    dude snuffed a booger. first one was joe inhaling sharply in reaction to something said. coke......lol

  • @killwalker

    @killwalker

    3 жыл бұрын

    @TL C lol

  • @user-gs6wt5op7p

    @user-gs6wt5op7p

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hff woooo khk *hnm*

  • @kurluk04
    @kurluk043 жыл бұрын

    “Hits red” - all the boys giving condolences!

  • @JFromLA99
    @JFromLA99 Жыл бұрын

    RIP Ralphie 💜 we still miss you brother

  • @jordanweber7398
    @jordanweber73983 жыл бұрын

    I’m only halfway through this clip but honestly Tom is answering and talking in the same way and tone that my father and brother use when we talk about weight loss and dieting. It’s a mixture of uncomfortableness and personal ( not societal ) shame 😞. I’ve decided my role is to cheer when they have success and invite them when I’m going to be active ( without pressure). Failure is a personal struggle that needs to be shared with those close to you but the growth from failure and try again attitude is also personal.

  • @jaydubs6354
    @jaydubs63542 жыл бұрын

    Love how this entire story about Ralphie mays eating habits and Bert’s risky gambling lol but the thing Bert finds most shocking is that Ralphie read a book on a plane 😂

  • @robreidiii4999
    @robreidiii49994 жыл бұрын

    I love that Bert's version of broke is not being able to afford a 1500 dollar dinner with ralphie I'm broke when it's a tossup on what's on the dollar menu

  • @h.bubblecrunch1939

    @h.bubblecrunch1939

    4 жыл бұрын

    I feel ya, just earlier this week I had 11 bucks to my name. I'm fucking 32 years old lol.

  • @jimbob465

    @jimbob465

    2 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile all the rabbits and squirrels start to disappear from my neighborhood when I go broke...

  • @fredtaylor9792
    @fredtaylor9792 Жыл бұрын

    I was in the Austintacious crowd but I regret I never got to meet him. Ralphie and Robin Williams are the only two famous people I actually dropped a few tears for when I heard they passed.

  • @MrJwinne
    @MrJwinne3 жыл бұрын

    Bert is the best ! I thought laughter was over . Holy shit he is insane

  • @WillieGaldamez
    @WillieGaldamez3 жыл бұрын

    tom segura on what it was like for bert, who is sitting right there, to have dinner with ralphie

  • @Owyourhurtingme
    @Owyourhurtingme4 жыл бұрын

    4:21 - begins talking about Ralphie May

  • @ashvsthedeadite6091
    @ashvsthedeadite60914 жыл бұрын

    Ralphies from my home state represent!! Or RIP.

  • @deektheviking4747
    @deektheviking4747 Жыл бұрын

    Love JRE. About to start from episode 1. Be like a One Piece marathon.

  • @whitedevil2
    @whitedevil23 жыл бұрын

    Bert's so fascinated at someone else's literacy. so goddamned unintentionally funny.

  • @kodyharris3722
    @kodyharris37224 жыл бұрын

    Ari just seems like that little brother hanging out with his big brother and his friends. He just chimes in and everyone gets annoyed for a second and then just continue the conversation between the 3 of them.

  • @ourtime-downhere6931

    @ourtime-downhere6931

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'll never understand how his name is even remotely associated with comedy, he's irritating and not funny in the slightest.

  • @nickg9170

    @nickg9170

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ourtime-downhere6931 correct. The guy is a stooge and his comedy specials are terrible.

  • @ourtime-downhere6931

    @ourtime-downhere6931

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nickg9170 yup, I agree. I tried giving him an honest listen several times and just can't get in to it.

  • @sergiogonzalez1455
    @sergiogonzalez14553 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P Ralphie May .. miss you brother

  • @brandojohnsa360
    @brandojohnsa3602 жыл бұрын

    I also love rolling that dice play boy.

  • @aspeckt1
    @aspeckt14 жыл бұрын

    Tom doesn't remember the bit he had about the English woman who speaks with a Chinese accent saying "Would you like a cup of tea?"

  • @bmcc122
    @bmcc1223 жыл бұрын

    I love how surprised Bert was when someone *read a book*

  • @FrancoAvila1ER
    @FrancoAvila1ER4 жыл бұрын

    Friends gassing each other out I love it.

  • @brodhax6148
    @brodhax61484 жыл бұрын

    Im with Bert on this one, thats an AMAZING little detail about Ralphie reading a whole book in 5 hours. I want to hear more about that. Like he sat down, cracked open a new 300 page novel and read it front to back in 1 flight? Fuckin heck Ralphie

  • @wiredog771
    @wiredog7714 жыл бұрын

    I had sushi with Ralphie a few times in LÁ 20 years ago. He was as mentioned one of the most generous, kindest people. And he ate sparingly. I believe their story is prior to his gastric surgery implant when he used to indulge. He will be sorely missed. Only he and Joe and Dywane Perkins and Bob Marley were nice people. Most other comics are insecure Dicks you’d never want to meet.

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