Joey Diaz Sleeps With One Legged Woman - YMH Highlight

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Everyone likes to give back to the community sometimes... but no one gives back like Uncle Joey. Joey CoCo Diaz comes on Your Mom's House Podcast and tells Tom Segura and Christina P about the time he slept with this one legged woman. What an amazing story teller.
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  • @Zosojuan
    @Zosojuan5 жыл бұрын

    When your girl wants to hang with the bois 😂

  • @omarcazarez1102

    @omarcazarez1102

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahhahahahaha

  • @rubensoares3943

    @rubensoares3943

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indeed bad idea

  • @Scarblade021

    @Scarblade021

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooooooooo facts

  • @TheShawn2996

    @TheShawn2996

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yo this always how it goes when they say they can hang with the guys then you get the angsty looks and know you about to hear about it later

  • @ilopgaara

    @ilopgaara

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheShawn2996 Completely fax

  • @AZOMBIERYO
    @AZOMBIERYO2 жыл бұрын

    Tom -"did you know that he cant cum?" Joey -"where?" Fuck this gets me everytime

  • @charlieward7606

    @charlieward7606

    Жыл бұрын

    joey has probably been banned from places a lot so that's what he expected xD

  • @carpiousmc3756

    @carpiousmc3756

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @jumbostorm887

    @jumbostorm887

    Жыл бұрын

    @@charlieward7606 Joey is banned from Seattle I think lol

  • @philobetto5106

    @philobetto5106

    Жыл бұрын

    aey! Joey, u mudder fuka! dat, was my ole lady! 'u's still gotter glass eyeball? pay me my $20 dollars basturd

  • @mysteryY2K

    @mysteryY2K

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jumbostorm887 wait what why??? i'm tryna see him on tour here 😂

  • @TheLilwayne42
    @TheLilwayne42 Жыл бұрын

    “And I got a pinky surrounding her asshole” is one of the greatest Joey D quotes I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @nicholaspaul924

    @nicholaspaul924

    Жыл бұрын

    Of course! Who the fuck you think you’re dealing with over here it’s Uncle Joey! 😂

  • @grumpy5.3

    @grumpy5.3

    2 ай бұрын

    “Like she was drinking a gallon of Mountain Dew” 😂😂

  • @bkcalvine
    @bkcalvine Жыл бұрын

    I haven't laughed that hard in forever. Christina being so uncomfortable made it better.

  • @corsojames

    @corsojames

    2 ай бұрын

    "lying there like she got shot in vegas" is one of the funniest things ever

  • @omagicc5194
    @omagicc5194 Жыл бұрын

    tom laughing histerically at his wifes discomfort makes me love him so much

  • @Pacific_Norfweest

    @Pacific_Norfweest

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s watching her live that load.

  • @lizardman1303

    @lizardman1303

    Жыл бұрын

    She enjoying it

  • @danielsoriente2426

    @danielsoriente2426

    Жыл бұрын

    That wasn't discomfort bud. Haha

  • @amresponsibilitytakernotli9613

    @amresponsibilitytakernotli9613

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't pollute your love karma by watching these videos..think for your future before its too late ....

  • @danielsoriente2426

    @danielsoriente2426

    Жыл бұрын

    @@amresponsibilitytakernotli9613 are you a bot

  • @MrAppie9090
    @MrAppie90905 жыл бұрын

    I love how Joey just keeps ramping up the story while looking at Christine getting increasingly uncomfortable. That was a great story!

  • @4Everlast

    @4Everlast

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think we all got MeToo'd. Great storyteller.

  • @jonathandorozowsky4005

    @jonathandorozowsky4005

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure she was getting turned on.

  • @4Everlast

    @4Everlast

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jonathandorozowsky4005 xD Yeah sure she was, and no is german for yes.

  • @str8904

    @str8904

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's why women generally aren't good comedians. Joey's story was fucking hilarious and she was all like midly disgusted.

  • @jamesroboyle

    @jamesroboyle

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think he purposely told all the explicit details after seeing christines reaction in the beginning of the story. Fucking Funny guy .

  • @JKentF
    @JKentF9 ай бұрын

    “It was time to put the helmet in her mouth” WHEEZING!!!!

  • @jasontajeri1811
    @jasontajeri181111 ай бұрын

    I’ve watched this clip nearly 20 times, and each time I die of laughter. The part where Joey says, “it’s like you’re 14 and your uncle’s molesting you”…Oh my god!

  • @sarahwright3411

    @sarahwright3411

    3 ай бұрын

    And his raspy horse laugh right after he said that I died laughing!

  • @1993Redemption

    @1993Redemption

    3 ай бұрын

    I remember a year or so back I was really struggling with myself and Joey Diaz clips were already starting to help me enjoy shit again, and then he dropped that joke (just on the fly like a Doctor) and I couldn't believe what he said and thought how is this clip not banned by KZread. Then I listened to it again and laughed, and then I laughed harder, and even harder the next several times. This guy is a treasure.

  • @Blairgutta1990

    @Blairgutta1990

    21 күн бұрын

    Hahahahahahahhahah😂😂😂😂😂

  • @edriantalavera5821
    @edriantalavera5821 Жыл бұрын

    That evil laugh from Joey after the uncle joke is glorious 😂

  • @PrlytheWn

    @PrlytheWn

    Жыл бұрын

    He took Christina back to a dark place

  • @vladimirandreev5932

    @vladimirandreev5932

    Жыл бұрын

    Tremendous you meant!

  • @PrlytheWn

    @PrlytheWn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vladimirandreev5932 that’s what she said when her uncle was done

  • @alk3myst

    @alk3myst

    11 ай бұрын

    I was like "What uncle joke?" Then it came. (no pun intended).

  • @rashidhatimparker2766

    @rashidhatimparker2766

    11 ай бұрын

    It made me cringe at first until I remember,”I’m in the hell with this man”,and I started laughing too😂.It’s that dark humor you have when you’re in Valhalla

  • @utepminers39
    @utepminers395 жыл бұрын

    Laying there...... Like she got shot in Vegas 🧐🧐🤣😂😂

  • @braeling3677

    @braeling3677

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cabrini Greenbacks her asshole still open like a dragon’s mouth

  • @walshjustin04

    @walshjustin04

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cabrini Greenbacks that shit is fucked up😂😂😂

  • @Sneak248

    @Sneak248

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tremendous

  • @obzrvthegreat2309

    @obzrvthegreat2309

    5 жыл бұрын

    Had me dying..😂

  • @yungdiabeates

    @yungdiabeates

    5 жыл бұрын

    Deaddddd

  • @bjplvsut
    @bjplvsut Жыл бұрын

    Tom just glancing over at Christina whenever joey drops a description that gets gradually more vivid is too funny

  • @chopper3526
    @chopper3526 Жыл бұрын

    "I switched up and two finger Louieing her" Is the best line ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @acrane2
    @acrane2 Жыл бұрын

    The most important level of comedy is having 50% of your audience dying of laughter, and 50% absolutely mortified. This was so hilarious!!!!

  • @strangerphantom9680

    @strangerphantom9680

    Жыл бұрын

    The great Patrice o'neal 🎉

  • @gbshaw107

    @gbshaw107

    5 ай бұрын

    That man was a legend, rip🙌

  • @guadafok3585
    @guadafok35853 жыл бұрын

    Christine acts edgy but can't handle Uncle Joey's stories lmao

  • @bbllaakkee

    @bbllaakkee

    3 жыл бұрын

    hey she's been in therapy for 10 years!

  • @miloandot

    @miloandot

    3 жыл бұрын

    She acts that way purposely. She can 1 million percent handle anything he says. It's just for comedic effect to act disgusted or uncomfortable.

  • @PowerHouse1987

    @PowerHouse1987

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@miloandot exactly, she understands how comedy works.

  • @xandercorp6175

    @xandercorp6175

    2 жыл бұрын

    What are you talking about, she played it the way she oughta play it. This is a podcast for entertainment, not to prove Christina is cool. You got no sense of showbusiness lol.

  • @johns9940

    @johns9940

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can watch nearly anything without wincing but the way Joey describes sex is so gross

  • @izzyb6985
    @izzyb698511 ай бұрын

    You know someone is funny when the production crew behind the cameras start laughing 💀 Love you Joey!

  • @sevensages5279
    @sevensages52799 ай бұрын

    7:55 the way Joey laughs at Christine when she tries to change the subject 😂😂😂

  • @aidanjordan8178
    @aidanjordan81785 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz is the best storyteller of all time

  • @Baker.Matthew

    @Baker.Matthew

    5 жыл бұрын

    Aidan Jordan espesially when it come to slinging dick

  • @thehead6788

    @thehead6788

    5 жыл бұрын

    I had to keep pausing the video to take laugh breaks. This dude has me in tears and toms laughing makes this 10 timess funnier 😂😂😂

  • @PuToKienLeaEstOo

    @PuToKienLeaEstOo

    5 жыл бұрын

    He can tell the 3 little pigs story He will have everyone with their mouth open

  • @jayjayjay365

    @jayjayjay365

    4 жыл бұрын

    the looks of shock I would subscribe 10 times

  • @wolfman9913

    @wolfman9913

    4 жыл бұрын

    You mean the BIGGEST bullshit artist of all time!!

  • @The1nonlyBearjew
    @The1nonlyBearjew4 жыл бұрын

    I literally watch this once a week.

  • @AholicKnight

    @AholicKnight

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @JoepJackson

    @JoepJackson

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamthobajr8597

    @adamthobajr8597

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@JoepJackson so nasty and full of disgust

  • @JoepJackson

    @JoepJackson

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@adamthobajr8597 lol thats exactly why I couldn't stop laughing just completely revolting

  • @adamthobajr8597

    @adamthobajr8597

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@JoepJackson can't argue with that!

  • @davenova850
    @davenova8506 ай бұрын

    "Two-finger Louie'ing" I was dying laughing

  • @guneskoc

    @guneskoc

    2 ай бұрын

    whats the meaning of louieing

  • @Cietru
    @Cietru Жыл бұрын

    Tom: "I know Christine" Kills me everytime

  • @k.2382
    @k.2382 Жыл бұрын

    “It was like she drank a gallon of Mountain Dew” this had me crying for half an hour 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @rdug2165

    @rdug2165

    Жыл бұрын

    Load of death 🤣

  • @devonweiske6189

    @devonweiske6189

    Жыл бұрын

    "It's like youre 14 and your uncles molesting you" has me dead asf

  • @seanlongway4776

    @seanlongway4776

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rdug2165 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @nathanschmidtke5901

    @nathanschmidtke5901

    Жыл бұрын

    Loady diaz

  • @christianrivera0712

    @christianrivera0712

    Жыл бұрын

    *gulp Ahh… 💀

  • @ShopHeirlooms
    @ShopHeirlooms2 жыл бұрын

    Joey is relentless 😂 he kept feeding off of that woman’s uncomfortableness, the more uncomfortable she got, the funnier he got 😂

  • @DoNtCaReBrO_305

    @DoNtCaReBrO_305

    Жыл бұрын

    Facts 😂

  • @ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096

    @ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096

    Жыл бұрын

    discomfort

  • @thegadflygang5381

    @thegadflygang5381

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096 99% of what Joey says is bullshit so if you look at it that way....

  • @danieln9226

    @danieln9226

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096 I read the comment, saw "uncomfortableness" and went -WHAT THE- to myself lol. Yes, 'uncomfortable' exists but wtf is 'uncomfortableness? LAMAOFAOOOOFEOOOOO

  • @tobygoodenough8743

    @tobygoodenough8743

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danieln9226 you typed a paragraph over something someone typed.

  • @Lilmonke_586
    @Lilmonke_5869 ай бұрын

    This has to be the funniest conversation I’ve ever heard 💀Uncle Joey is a treasure

  • @mariomedina-ut2fd
    @mariomedina-ut2fd9 ай бұрын

    Hearing the crew in the background laugh hysterically makes this even more funnier

  • @PoisonInc
    @PoisonInc5 жыл бұрын

    I love how you can hear the production team crying laughing too.

  • @adamthobajr8597

    @adamthobajr8597

    4 жыл бұрын

    You should watch joey on Honey Dew podcast. I'll send you the link if you want the production crew laughs non stop

  • @SVMTY0725

    @SVMTY0725

    4 жыл бұрын

    adam Joe Pesci yooo send that link pls

  • @adamthobajr8597

    @adamthobajr8597

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SVMTY0725 hey anytime, search KZread for "Honey dew podcast" episode feat. Ryan Sickler and Joey Diaz" you'll prolly get many results- look for past 6 weeks you'll see Uncle Joey in a Blue T-shirt. Still...drinking that same 500ml water bottle as irritating as possible.

  • @adamthobajr8597

    @adamthobajr8597

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SVMTY0725 2. KZread search for Redbar Joey Diaz. OK so this weird Iranian man and his very chubby, NEVER SEEN female sidekick who agrees with 150℅ of what shit he spews. I'm sorry for the clichés. I just hate Redbar and his negative energy, I'm out. Home boy

  • @chadonlegran

    @chadonlegran

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@adamthobajr8597 just send the link wtf lol

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman4205 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz is an unapologetic, disgusting, obscene, blunt man. I LOVE HIM.

  • @gracebalducci8725

    @gracebalducci8725

    5 жыл бұрын

    He the 🐐

  • @marioskaripidis6029

    @marioskaripidis6029

    5 жыл бұрын

    AND I LOVE HIM

  • @PoisonInc

    @PoisonInc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuckin' love Uncle Joey. He's a SAVAGE.

  • @Lorendrawn

    @Lorendrawn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you say BLUNT?

  • @SpooksMcGhie

    @SpooksMcGhie

    4 жыл бұрын

    SUCKA LA MINK

  • @HezzyEastside
    @HezzyEastside10 ай бұрын

    "Its like youre 14 and your uncle's molesting you" 😂😂😂😂 I always die laughing on that part. Comedic genius Uncle Joey!

  • @argon1613
    @argon1613 Жыл бұрын

    When I have a bad day I come and rewatch this, it never gets old. Funniest story ever

  • @punkbus1

    @punkbus1

    10 ай бұрын

    5 months late reply, but this and Changing Flavours on JRE

  • @argon1613

    @argon1613

    Ай бұрын

    ​@punkbus1 indeed it is. I forgot I left this comment. I guess I've been feeling down lately, huh.

  • @argon1613

    @argon1613

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@punkbus1and yes, that one is also hilarious!

  • @Givens94
    @Givens94 Жыл бұрын

    “Open like a dragon’s mouth” is an insane analogy that never fails to crack me up. The way he came up with that on the spot is ridiculous lol

  • @Thugnificent95

    @Thugnificent95

    Жыл бұрын

    Please tell me you have a timestamp, been trying to find it

  • @Givens94

    @Givens94

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Thugnificent95 1:18

  • @WhateverWhateverwtghvh

    @WhateverWhateverwtghvh

    Жыл бұрын

    wed all igamine a dragons breath smells like shit, but at least hot and warm. the sphincter opens up like a lizzard mouth too.

  • @rugersociety30

    @rugersociety30

    7 ай бұрын

    Genius!!

  • @bobfuckingsmith
    @bobfuckingsmith Жыл бұрын

    Joey just chilling telling story is funnier than 99% of comedians whole routines

  • @platinum014

    @platinum014

    Жыл бұрын

    The cringe "look how politically correct I am" walking on eggshells jokes comedians tell now is pathetic.

  • @jeremydelaney1112

    @jeremydelaney1112

    Жыл бұрын

    I literally came here to comment this same thing. I am uncontrollably laughing at this.

  • @AntagonistVR

    @AntagonistVR

    9 ай бұрын

    To be fair, chill talk I’d always funnier than actual routines, like I watched Theo vons special and it was extremely unfunny, but when Theo Is on a Pog just talking, he’d the funniest person on the plane t

  • @anthonysteen56

    @anthonysteen56

    5 ай бұрын

    @@AntagonistVRcouldn’t agree more…I was so disappointed with his “routine” but his improv work is on a whole different level

  • @iainh
    @iainh7 ай бұрын

    This is the funniest 10 minutes of YMH. All credit to Joey, minor shout out to Christine with the "You got any dates coming up?". I revisit this clip now and again and it delivers every time.

  • @memphiskray
    @memphiskray Жыл бұрын

    Man. I watched this twenty times. and again now, and i still cried laughing. this is the best story ever told, Joey is absolutely amazing.

  • @youmirindude
    @youmirindude5 жыл бұрын

    Joey "It was one of those loads Christine that don't stop" Diaz

  • @killanova2494

    @killanova2494

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Sneak248

    @Sneak248

    5 жыл бұрын

    Load of Det 😂😂😂

  • @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579

    @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579

    5 жыл бұрын

    "This is the worst pinata colada I've ever had" 😂😂😂

  • @KTF0

    @KTF0

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was like she drank a gallon of Mountain Dew

  • @mwooff24

    @mwooff24

    4 жыл бұрын

    SneakOne_ Omg I loved how you spelled death that way lmfao.

  • @XGATEXKEEPERX
    @XGATEXKEEPERX Жыл бұрын

    Joey is the unfiltered uncle everyone wish they had. I wouldn’t miss a single family gathering just to hear this man tell his stories.

  • @AllWillBeRevealed957

    @AllWillBeRevealed957

    Жыл бұрын

    My father is that way. Oh lord it gets crazy.

  • @BroughtCat

    @BroughtCat

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here bro.

  • @BroughtCat

    @BroughtCat

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AllWillBeRevealed957 Lucky!

  • @1993Redemption

    @1993Redemption

    Жыл бұрын

    i laugh pretty uncontrollably and have the time of my life when someone gets me, and a guy like Joey would have me shamelessly on the floor in the middle of thanksgiving dinner kicking my feet laughing. i would move mountains to make it to any family occasion that guy showed up to.

  • @1993httphil

    @1993httphil

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro my uncle is just like that... once took out his D at garden party and held it over the barbecue asking, "Who wants some sausage?!" - and my aunt, savage as she is, goes "That's not gonna fill anyone!". I love my family.

  • @kennethjames3925
    @kennethjames3925 Жыл бұрын

    I have not laughed this hard in my life. Damn, I am literally crying from laughing.

  • @Zac_Frost
    @Zac_Frost8 ай бұрын

    I wish I could erase this story from my memory just to hear it for the first time again.

  • @TestTest-fm2cu
    @TestTest-fm2cu5 жыл бұрын

    Christine looking for some Human Resources after this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rainstand2772

    @rainstand2772

    2 жыл бұрын

    More because Joey said he’s not circumcised lmao

  • @Mari0slayar
    @Mari0slayar3 жыл бұрын

    You can't cancel uncle Joey the people will not let it happen.

  • @dilldozar296

    @dilldozar296

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thing is joeys a comedian. He’s simply telling jokes. People just don’t know how to take jokes no more

  • @phtephen2470

    @phtephen2470

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dilldozar296 man I dont give a shit about the general cancel culture or metoo. He can make a joke about any fucking thing. But I dont think him saying he only let women perform on stage for blowjobs was a joke. Thats fucking disgusting behaviour to the core. He never said it was a joke so why would anyone think it was?

  • @dilldozar296

    @dilldozar296

    3 жыл бұрын

    Phtephen a good comedian is one that talks where you can’t tell if he’s joking or not!!!! That’s Joey

  • @phtephen2470

    @phtephen2470

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dilldozar296 so comedians have the same tell as sex offenders? Yea no I disagree with that. When Jared talked about sexy children, people also thought he was joking..

  • @bolly0915

    @bolly0915

    3 жыл бұрын

    bet....

  • @faeezhendricks6472
    @faeezhendricks6472 Жыл бұрын

    OMG I almost died from this. Joey is beyond hilarious to me lol

  • @fintan1471
    @fintan14712 ай бұрын

    You hear the guys in the back dying with laughter its incredible what this man is able to do with his stories

  • @zephyrleapold6796
    @zephyrleapold67965 жыл бұрын

    "I don't know if she got shot in vietnam.."

  • @Law9652

    @Law9652

    3 жыл бұрын

    That had me howling.

  • @stylestewards
    @stylestewards Жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest conversation I’ve ever seen in my life. I watch this once every month or so just to put myself in a better mood.

  • @malachihandemande8159

    @malachihandemande8159

    Жыл бұрын

    Right there with you bro 😂😂😂

  • @chrisfalzone5523

    @chrisfalzone5523

    Жыл бұрын

    This was great but nothing tops Joey’s shit story on Rogan.

  • @shitisbigtime

    @shitisbigtime

    Жыл бұрын

    Same lmao

  • @scoobysnak07

    @scoobysnak07

    Жыл бұрын

    Listen to the Puerto Rican Nelson or Vinny Warhead one

  • @jeffbettencourt6263

    @jeffbettencourt6263

    Жыл бұрын

    Ditto. With many Joey stories I do the same

  • @Zer-bp3ch
    @Zer-bp3ch Жыл бұрын

    whenever I’m bored at work and need a good laugh I ALWAYS come to this video!! Joey Diaz is a GOAT!

  • @VanjaHadzic
    @VanjaHadzicАй бұрын

    Every now and then I get back to this clip 😂

  • @ulyssespeguero3687
    @ulyssespeguero3687 Жыл бұрын

    "Nobody touched her monkey in 10 years" the most New Jersey sentence I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rainstand2772

    @rainstand2772

    Жыл бұрын

    Man Uncle Joey was a pimp any story he tells he snags a chick with big tits

  • @heroiccombatengineer6018

    @heroiccombatengineer6018

    Жыл бұрын

    Is the word monkey commonly used there? heard it the first time from Joey himself

  • @rainstand2772

    @rainstand2772

    Жыл бұрын

    @@heroiccombatengineer6018 I think it’s mainly Joey cuz I haven’t heard anyone else use it but him or serial killer Albert fish

  • @Leavemealone132
    @Leavemealone1325 жыл бұрын

    He looks so proud of himself after the uncle line like he just discovered a new tier of offensive

  • @epsteinsblackbook

    @epsteinsblackbook

    Жыл бұрын

    You just black out like your 14 and your uncle is about to molest you 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @1990rable

    @1990rable

    Жыл бұрын

    bro what exactly did he say tho? cant understand him ^^

  • @cesarditto2

    @cesarditto2

    Жыл бұрын

    @@1990rable she said she blacked out during his story, he said sure when i put my tongue in your ass you black out too Like when you're 14 and your uncle is molesting you.

  • @GoldenGod69

    @GoldenGod69

    Жыл бұрын

    @@1990rable I’m not gonna type it out and end up on a FBI watchlist lol

  • @hemlock42069

    @hemlock42069

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GoldenGod69 Smart move pal. 😂

  • @pantzdollars7853
    @pantzdollars7853 Жыл бұрын

    The way Christina says "yeah" with such sympathy 😂 4:48

  • @Babassecretchannel
    @Babassecretchannel6 ай бұрын

    This is the funniest vid on youtube. Funny as hell!

  • @rodierna
    @rodierna5 жыл бұрын

    “That was the worst Pina Colada I ever had!”... The best CoCo comment I ever heard! 😂

  • @thedanksavatron7782
    @thedanksavatron77825 жыл бұрын

    Christine face is priceless!!! LMAO...

  • @toxindz

    @toxindz

    5 жыл бұрын

    The uterus took over

  • @Joan08Nunez

    @Joan08Nunez

    5 жыл бұрын

    Christina

  • @jayjayjay365

    @jayjayjay365

    4 жыл бұрын

    she thought she was game until that moment

  • @jayjayjay365

    @jayjayjay365

    4 жыл бұрын

    also love toms face cos he knows this is a set up

  • @makatron

    @makatron

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Joan08Nunez whooosh

  • @ivanichianus
    @ivanichianus Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro what the hell did I just listen to He wilding Also I love that there’s people in the background just dying of laughter while he is telling the last story

  • @Adelaide-audits.
    @Adelaide-audits. Жыл бұрын

    "It's like your uncle when you 13!!" Omg, dying here 😭

  • @shanecrumpton3846
    @shanecrumpton38465 жыл бұрын

    Joey is an American treasure! I have never laughed so hard at someone's discomfort, this was incredible!!!

  • @NotSoRandom_

    @NotSoRandom_

    4 жыл бұрын

    International*

  • @patrickchico2798

    @patrickchico2798

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tremendous!

  • @williamphillips2671

    @williamphillips2671

    4 жыл бұрын

    D C American citizen moron

  • @williamphillips2671

    @williamphillips2671

    4 жыл бұрын

    Random Guy no he isn’t international

  • @pabl0sauced0

    @pabl0sauced0

    4 жыл бұрын

    @D C he's a castro refugee lol

  • @parkistheman
    @parkistheman Жыл бұрын

    The “got shot in Vietnam” line is underrated 😂😂😂

  • @EFUwazurike
    @EFUwazurike Жыл бұрын

    I’m in tears, my head hurts, and I can’t breathe! Where has Joey Diaz been my whole life?

  • @ieatmothersfordinner
    @ieatmothersfordinner9 ай бұрын

    The greatest story ever told on any podcast. Ever.

  • @JorgeLopez-su3le
    @JorgeLopez-su3le5 жыл бұрын

    Christina inadvertently made this possible. Joey saw how uncomfortable she was, and was just ramping it up more and more. He wanted her to walk out of her own podcast lmao. The laughs in the background when he drops the final bomb were fucking tremendous. Best Joey clip I've ever seen.

  • @DrOctatonic

    @DrOctatonic

    4 жыл бұрын

    Talk about looking too much into it. It’s a good story. That’s why he told it.

  • @arthurtorres580

    @arthurtorres580

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thecake03 literally read this when he said it

  • @etfjordan3473

    @etfjordan3473

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was def ramping that up im sure he started gassing it at some point😭💀

  • @HDitzzDH

    @HDitzzDH

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Laying there like she got shot in Vegas"

  • @JamesExcell-InterJex

    @JamesExcell-InterJex

    3 жыл бұрын

    Christine*

  • @TheCheat420
    @TheCheat4204 жыл бұрын

    "You know Potter, did you know he can't come?" "Where?" Fucking hilarious.

  • @blairsmith3199

    @blairsmith3199

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah not why or how but where?! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wretchedslippage3255

    @wretchedslippage3255

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its fucking instant laughs and then insane laughs for another 10 minutes. This is the best story ever told

  • @NotProFishing

    @NotProFishing

    2 жыл бұрын

    Like joey and Seattle and Colorado

  • @tonyiommi2380

    @tonyiommi2380

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tremendous

  • @user-pk1ql4mp5b
    @user-pk1ql4mp5b5 ай бұрын

    The look on Christine's face is freaking nuthouse hilarious!!!😂😂😂

  • @thejinxyandjennashow5819
    @thejinxyandjennashow5819 Жыл бұрын

    This if the best thing I have ever came across!! I can’t stop watching it. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

  • @imthunderstruck
    @imthunderstruck5 жыл бұрын

    I had to rewatch the blacking out line 5 times and I kept laughing harder each time until I was cry and got hiccups. The contrast between Tom and Christina's reactions is priceless

  • @toxindz

    @toxindz

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same 😂😂😂😂😂💕

  • @spacecowboy6707

    @spacecowboy6707

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same hahaha no one but Joey can say some shit like that

  • @bassAssassin187

    @bassAssassin187

    Жыл бұрын

    The people in the background are cracking up too lol

  • @SEXCOPTER_RUL
    @SEXCOPTER_RUL5 жыл бұрын

    her face was like she just relived a horrible experience lmao

  • @renatusrecords242

    @renatusrecords242

    5 жыл бұрын

    SEXCOPTER RUL That’s how she winded up w kids lmao

  • @4Everlast

    @4Everlast

    5 жыл бұрын

    She's getin' those Vietnam flashbacks.

  • @jacappy111

    @jacappy111

    5 жыл бұрын

    She's loving every minute of it.... !!!! As she pretends to be respectable !!! 🤗

  • @willie417

    @willie417

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jacappy111 if she didn't like it, he wouldn't have been on their show as much as he has.

  • @deviljon

    @deviljon

    4 жыл бұрын

    She looks like she needs a drink.

  • @retselserec5183
    @retselserec518310 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣 Joey Diaz is fucking hilarious, hope you saw Christina's face "Watta fuck did I get myself into face"... 🤣🤣🤣 priceless

  • @BenAlire
    @BenAlire25 күн бұрын

    I havent laughed this hard in a long time

  • @thesmartestmanintheworld2653
    @thesmartestmanintheworld2653 Жыл бұрын

    Joey: “I had an ejaculation that didn’t stop for a month and a half, there was Xanax and Percocet in it…” Christine: “Thanks for coming Joey…” Joey: *laughs maniacally*

  • @MoejiiOsmanTV

    @MoejiiOsmanTV

    Жыл бұрын

    Valium

  • @jackcarter233
    @jackcarter233 Жыл бұрын

    This gets funnier the more I watch it. I love how Joey keeps directly addressing Christine throughout the load story, like she needed to know this story the most of all.

  • @jennifergarcia4486

    @jennifergarcia4486

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol your comment made me laugh the hardest! 😂 thank you

  • @paddy6891
    @paddy68915 ай бұрын

    I haven’t laughed this much in such a long time.

  • @kooskoos8181
    @kooskoos81813 ай бұрын

    This is one of if not my FAVORITE Diaz story. Love this guy.

  • @riffraff9070
    @riffraff90705 жыл бұрын

    “I started two-finger Louieing her” 💀

  • @kingraj333

    @kingraj333

    5 жыл бұрын

    what the fuck is that lol?

  • @joeventre9357

    @joeventre9357

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been using that line ever since I heard this ep

  • @lennonmuststay7966

    @lennonmuststay7966

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rap game Joey Diaz

  • @ericallen7112

    @ericallen7112

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kingraj333 gotta ask Louie about that.

  • @Mannydamon

    @Mannydamon

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think its two wet fingers in the vagine

  • @potnoodles4life171
    @potnoodles4life1715 жыл бұрын

    7:37 Her Face 😂😂 getting flashbacks 100%

  • @drandle11
    @drandle119 ай бұрын

    Joay a monster 😂😂😂😂

  • @STKReacts
    @STKReactsАй бұрын

    Any time I am sad, I come here for the greatest laugh of my life. Every time.

  • @djvertigo2698
    @djvertigo26985 жыл бұрын

    Someone animate that!!!!!!!

  • @BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved

    @BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved

    5 жыл бұрын

    DJ Vertigo idk how it’ll be on youtube😭😭😭

  • @gosropoorheydar1775

    @gosropoorheydar1775

    5 жыл бұрын

    Animating that would be a crime against nature.

  • @UnKnown43783

    @UnKnown43783

    5 жыл бұрын

    animate and put it on pornhub

  • @joeventre9357

    @joeventre9357

    4 жыл бұрын

    You want to go to prison? Cuz that will get you locked up for 10 easy

  • @MF-LXRD

    @MF-LXRD

    4 жыл бұрын

    They have hentai for that moron.

  • @Saigemeister
    @Saigemeister Жыл бұрын

    One of the best Joey Diaz stories of all time. I feel like he forgot he was on a podcast and we got a glimpse of what it must be like on a tour bus or in a green room with Joey. A real treat. So funny!!

  • @scottmcmillan5085

    @scottmcmillan5085

    Жыл бұрын

    That's why Joe Rogan loves talking to Joey. Lol

  • @nigelsmith443

    @nigelsmith443

    Жыл бұрын

    When he climbed in that woman's room like a bat out of hell was up there as well.

  • @SolidHang
    @SolidHang21 күн бұрын

    One of them feeling down I just throw on this old video of Joey Diaz and it cracks me the hell up

  • @cjfrench5401
    @cjfrench54019 ай бұрын

    Hands down one of the funniest things ever, its the “AAAAHHHH” that always gets me 😂😂

  • @irishwk97
    @irishwk975 жыл бұрын

    Two finger louie. My god I've never laughed so hard.

  • @riffraff9070

    @riffraff9070

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fucking Hilarious line

  • @cerealfamine1

    @cerealfamine1

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had to urban dictionary it. Lol

  • @irvingramirez2335
    @irvingramirez2335 Жыл бұрын

    Christine the best example of a edgy girl in the group meeting the fiend friend for the first time and getting uncomfortable 😂

  • @themilkman7748

    @themilkman7748

    Жыл бұрын

    THAT is amazingly fucking accurate!! They don’t realise male grossness has no limits! 😂

  • @jackmacgillicutty8045

    @jackmacgillicutty8045

    11 ай бұрын

    It reminds me of Segura's bit about when he was the porn buyer for his floor in his college dorm and how men are degenerates, lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if previous retellings helped inspire that.

  • @jameslynch3959
    @jameslynch395921 күн бұрын

    One of my most watched Joey coco Diaz vids of all time I have this episode saved on my podcast when I need a laughter boost 😂

  • @djamo1969
    @djamo1969Ай бұрын

    7:09 The ol “two finger Louie.” Works every time! 😂😂😂

  • @chiefhardy6312
    @chiefhardy63123 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was over then he delivered the uncle line and I literally started crying.

  • @jamesbiering2589

    @jamesbiering2589

    Жыл бұрын

    One of the best lines in all of comedy and podcast history.

  • @jamesbiering2589

    @jamesbiering2589

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah in all of history of human kind!!

  • @zmeicorp
    @zmeicorp3 жыл бұрын

    Powerful Joey Diaz, you just can't cancel him, he's too powerful.

  • @c.saragian9502
    @c.saragian9502 Жыл бұрын

    So funny. Had me in tears and when Joey laughs it's awesome. He has the funniest laugh its awesome!!

  • @agustinetchegoyhen8875
    @agustinetchegoyhen8875 Жыл бұрын

    One of the best stories in the whole internet ever. I watch it at least 2 o 3 times a year

  • @MrPll577
    @MrPll5775 жыл бұрын

    Christina is so uncomfortable when joey talks its so funny

  • @str8904

    @str8904

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@gabelogan56 Most Women don't understand humor, there's a reason all the top comedians are Men.

  • @gabelogan56

    @gabelogan56

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@str8904 nah man, there's plenty of really good female comics out there. ESPECIALLY at your local comedy clubs. The trouble is at the top. SO many networks and studios and tv execs still think there's a very small amount of female material that is "marketable". It's their fault we don't get to see the really funny chicks. We always end up seeing the one's talking about being a mom and how awful guys are and all that fucking schlock. Edit: ALSO definitely a whole lot of bad female comics out there in the local level too. Going for clapter. But man... I've seen at least a dozen female comics at $5 or free shows in SF that were 10X better than half the comics I've seen make it on the Tonight Show or Late Show. Executives only show what they think they can really sell.

  • @fleshreap

    @fleshreap

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gabelogan56 there's no real gatekeepers anymore, if you're great you can make your own way off youtube, podcasts or whatever. Times that tv execs dictated what comedy we got to see are long gone.

  • @gabelogan56

    @gabelogan56

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fleshreap Not long gone. Not even gone yet. But HELL YEA... thank god for the youtube and social media revolution as far as artists getting exposure on their own! It's definitely helping in fucking incredible ways!

  • @chasmurphy1227

    @chasmurphy1227

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gabelogan56 dude snap out of it. Netflix literally disabled their rating system just to push Amy Schumer through to the top & she's hot trash

  • @gustavholmberg3922
    @gustavholmberg3922 Жыл бұрын

    "Laying there like she was shot in Vegas"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelduguay7698
    @michaelduguay7698 Жыл бұрын

    I just watched this video 3 times in a row, and I laughed every time

  • @bootysushi
    @bootysushi Жыл бұрын

    “Saying this is the worse piña colada I’ve ever had” had me crying laughing. This man is comedic gold 😂😂

  • @blamethemonkey784
    @blamethemonkey7843 жыл бұрын

    Who else is here cause they tried to cancel Uncle Joey today . Lol

  • @andren8788

    @andren8788

    3 жыл бұрын

    👍🏾🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @raerondo

    @raerondo

    3 жыл бұрын

    they lame as hell, have no humor😢😂

  • @zlatkonanev

    @zlatkonanev

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ait gonna happen. World won't be the same.

  • @possiblyacop2465

    @possiblyacop2465

    3 жыл бұрын

    wait, what happened?

  • @zlatkonanev

    @zlatkonanev

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@possiblyacop2465 Some bs he was talking about on JRE from 10 years ago and they made a big deal about it. Ain't shit for Joey

  • @justcharles7429
    @justcharles74298 ай бұрын

    Yo I can’t even everything about this is amazing. Joey getting more intense Christine’s discomfort Joe dying of laughter “open like a dragons mouth” is craaazzyyy 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭💀☠️🪦

  • @LauraDiSabatino
    @LauraDiSabatino7 ай бұрын

    my favorite and most shared clip ever. I made everyone i know listen to this when it came out 😂😂😂

  • @samuelquintanilla6338
    @samuelquintanilla63384 жыл бұрын

    “ it’s going to be a guy wearing a hat with a propeller on it “ LMFAO.

  • @GR1NCH
    @GR1NCH5 жыл бұрын

    Tom is cracking up like "babe this is why I have to do Joe Rogan, you can't handle this"

  • @munnadon8913
    @munnadon8913Ай бұрын

    This is the best video on KZread literally in tears joe a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lizaguirre11982
    @lizaguirre119822 ай бұрын

    The best clip on the internet! The way Joey comes back at CP after she says she blacked out is the funniest!

  • @0680496
    @06804965 жыл бұрын

    Man we seriously have to protect Joey Diaz 24/7 he's a national treasure we got to experience him as long as we can

  • @adaptive_andrew

    @adaptive_andrew

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now's our time.

  • @BowskDog

    @BowskDog

    3 жыл бұрын

    Especially now lol

  • @rainstand2772

    @rainstand2772

    2 жыл бұрын

    Put his brain and soul into a robot if he gets too old

  • @DailyCarrySolutions
    @DailyCarrySolutions2 жыл бұрын

    I love how Tom tried to drink something right after the joke like that was the end of it, only to spit it out laughing at 8:51 listening to Joey describing toungin' the booty - this clip is gold.

  • @celitojulianno3114

    @celitojulianno3114

    Жыл бұрын

    That was wild like your uncle was molesting you was wild

  • @sharkattack3524

    @sharkattack3524

    Жыл бұрын

    That was the highlight of the whole episode.

  • @robbo03
    @robbo0310 ай бұрын

    This has me crying laughing and I'm on my 10th repeat

  • @desmondstanley2842
    @desmondstanley28422 ай бұрын

    Legendary ymh clip thankyou Uncle Joey😂

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas52154 жыл бұрын

    Tom laughing uncontrollably throughout the entire story makes the video 10x funnier

  • @Hallahanify

    @Hallahanify

    Жыл бұрын

    They were dying in the booth

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