"I'll neva forget" these magic words means a good story is comin

@lukefleming6238

3 жыл бұрын

Or “ you know me dog”

@goodlove9421

3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard Joe Rogans Rap Song? 😂 kzread.info/dash/bejne/nqd9lJN-Zsubl8Y.html

@AZVLV

3 жыл бұрын

Y’all should watch Larry Lawton all his life is “I’ll neva forget” moments

@joerivandeweyer3056

3 жыл бұрын

@@AZVLV Still waiting for the tattoo gun and prison pasta and white lightning alcohol ;)

@joerivandeweyer3056

3 жыл бұрын

@@adam92012 "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. And that's his whole persona.

My favourite Joey Diaz story is when he didn’t shit for a week and released a fart on the bus so deadly it made the cheerleaders cry

@AholicKnight

3 жыл бұрын

same

@General_Pinkledink

3 жыл бұрын

Its changing flavors

@roycov89

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah or the story of him and the young hooker at one of his stand up comedy shows had me in stitches 2

@adamzaloga9679

3 жыл бұрын

hes changing flavors

@kiduzi9507

3 жыл бұрын

Omg he's changing flavors

"My mother put me in a headlock and punched me in the gut -- just to loosen me up" .... This man is a legendary story teller

@user-ro6vl7er1w

2 ай бұрын

Very Italian 😂😂😂

@kledus420smith8

Ай бұрын

Hes cuban with a new yorker acent​@@user-ro6vl7er1w

@556deltawolf

Ай бұрын

@@user-ro6vl7er1w He's Cuban actually.

@benjaminmandeville4430

17 күн бұрын

​​@@user-ro6vl7er1w He's not Italian

There is never a time where I don't wind up in tears from laughing so hard from listening to a Joey Diaz story.

@tomasm007

Жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@anthonyryan8528

Жыл бұрын

He's hilarious 😂 a ghost buster gun hahaha 😆 😂 🤣

The most improbable thing in our universe is that Joey Diaz is still alive.

@Cobreezyy06

3 жыл бұрын

Bill McGonigle you never heard of the Diaz theory of improbability? It’s world famous and mathematicians have been scratching their heads for decades

@saerudayo

3 жыл бұрын

We live in a universe where not only are Steve-O AND Joey Diaz somehow alive in 2020, but actually in decent health too

@Zaghzackio

3 жыл бұрын

丈夫Saeru and somehow have still retained a whole bunch of memories despite all the fuck shit they did

@MIKE-TYTHON

3 жыл бұрын

Keith Richards That’s all

@darkpanda182

3 жыл бұрын

@@MIKE-TYTHON LOL I was looking for this reply. You can't say "I can't believe this person is still alive" without mentioning Keith Richards

Whenever I hear Joey tell his childhood stories I always picture him looking and sounding the same as a child.

@zentempo7902

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah except shorter 🤣

@thtboii5884

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao like on George Lopez

@dilciaenid57

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!

@johnsellas4455

2 жыл бұрын

I always thought they should do a cartoon with Joey as a kid but he still has the same voice as he does as an adult and the plot of each episode are stories that he tells on the podcast

@janberkemeier7406

2 жыл бұрын

420th like

You'd be surprised how many people there are like Joey Diaz in this world. Each of them unique in their own ways.

@mards2479

Жыл бұрын

I feel like a third of Gen X acts just like joey Diaz, crazy stories and all. He reminds me of damn near everyone my dad has ever introduced me to lol

@richevans609

10 ай бұрын

I grew up in East Boston Massachusetts in the late 80's and 90's and it was one character after another......

@user-ro6vl7er1w

2 ай бұрын

They're in Italia and everywhere they live 😅😅😅😅

I love the fact that every time Joey is on Rogan's podcast, he has different stories from the last time he was on. This guy needs a movie or two about his life

This man remembers dates better than I remember what I had for breakfast

@santaclaus3077

3 жыл бұрын

That's cause hes making shit up

@phoneexpert69

3 жыл бұрын

Santa Claus thanks Santa

@the_original_Bilb_Ono

3 жыл бұрын

Getting really specific makes it seem more believable. Hes a professional bullshiter, there may be some truth to these stories, but certainly he fluffs them atleast, complete fabrications at most. And im not putting the dude down, i love him to death. Its just how some people are, all you can do is just have fun and laugh.

@jettgoforth6453

3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny bc they don’t lol

@HaikesXO

3 жыл бұрын

So true lol

This man's entire life is just a very long skit.

@apollo1573

3 жыл бұрын

Diggy d that’s how it always goes 😂😂

@danielwright2912

3 жыл бұрын

Relativity is the best kept retarded industrial workers on policy share and reengineered acceptance speeches

@danielwright2912

3 жыл бұрын

Talented and diverse detailed deranged exspectant monetary compensation sharecroppers. Evidential lawyers of preconditioned diploid tetrahedrone talented gravitational force federally controlled substances

@danielwright2912

3 жыл бұрын

Compounded interest pyramids. Extinct professional earth riders. Decorated inherited promiscuity. Stolan valor has a certain degree of interest reality agents of concientious defined playgeristic gravitational waves of continental peaks and valleys of common delusions. Hail the chief. Insurection . Slavery is alive and well indentured

@DNYGdj

3 жыл бұрын

When your father dies before you're born and your mother dies at age 16, shit happens.

Not only is Joey Diaz a master story teller, he’s a god damn rainman with times, dates, and details with photographic memory. Legend

THE FACT THAT HE DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO LIE ABOUT ANYTHING IS WHAT MAKES HIM LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂

Joey Diaz belongs in a Scorsese movie.

@MrAsystole

3 жыл бұрын

Joey is the typical cuban that exaggerates alot , he so gullible i can just believe everything he exagerates

@tonynagy2042

3 жыл бұрын

Quentin....

@MrB1923

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrAsystole I don't think you understand what gullible means.

@raemoesmero9136

3 жыл бұрын

He’s gonna be in The Sopranos prequel. Close enough

@PlazboBrah

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was Scorsese

Just when you think Joey has told all his stories...

@themmaboom8045

3 жыл бұрын

He lyin bruh lol

@VentureAHighway

3 жыл бұрын

hahahah never ending supply

@thatdude169

3 жыл бұрын

@@themmaboom8045 who cares lol

@donbenain9316

3 жыл бұрын

Is he an actor? Joey is crazy funny

@georgedudleysashtray3860

3 жыл бұрын

When you make up your stories you never run out of them

Everytime Joey Diaz tells a story, you need to take 3 showers, say 17 Hail Marys, and speak to a lawyer to make sure you aren't implicated in several felonies.

This man literally made me realise how cool it was to be “not cool” and different. Yet still be the coolest man on earth 🤷🏻‍♂️

The fact that Joey Diaz is only 57 scares me and I don’t know why

@johnleyva4619

3 жыл бұрын

Me too...

@mikeypickett4468

3 жыл бұрын

But he has 57 years of LIFE not just life

@10thinningcards

3 жыл бұрын

I legit thought he was about 70.

@MultipleBob

3 жыл бұрын

And Joes only 4 years younger 😳

@TitoPLLE4444

3 жыл бұрын

freal bro, my mom is older than him i thot he was about my dads age 😂

Imagine a 5 year old Joey with a young Italian squealing accent telling the nurse “listen, im scared shitless I just pissed the bed. Let me get back to you in an hour.” 🤣😂😂😂

@nightviber2097

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@joeboxernum31

3 жыл бұрын

I swear it could be a movie

@TrollHunterxXx

3 жыл бұрын

Funniest thing I’ve ever heard

@thekub32

3 жыл бұрын

1979. He wasn’t 5.

@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET

3 жыл бұрын

The top comment was good, this? I needed this.

Imagine how sharp Joey's memory is, I mean he always remember precise dates and timelines. Damn! My memory is shit and I ain't even 40 yet.

@Joker-11B-SYLV

Жыл бұрын

Except Ali fought Holmes 2 Oct 1980....

@OrcinusLaryngologist

8 ай бұрын

Sleeping is key to healing that.

I’ll never get tired of Joey telling this story 😂😂

Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz. Im glad you don't.

@BrickOvenBakery

3 жыл бұрын

Sept.28th- 😂1979

@MaximumShellz

3 жыл бұрын

I hate his voice that fat in his neck sounds gross it makes me sick to hear him

@jtaw123

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaximumShellz yet you clicked on a video of joey diaz telling stories

@damianmigginis1157

3 жыл бұрын

James Wilson he’s probably thinking about him 😏 if you catch my saying

@Mr_jnk

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaximumShellz nah this is bait

i just imagine 8 year old joey negotiating with the nurse😂

@MrWarriorAsh

3 жыл бұрын

"You're bustin my balls here nurse common give me breakfast"

@chevy4759

2 жыл бұрын

With the same deep voice too 😂😂

@zey1136

2 жыл бұрын

I think he was 16 at that time.

@believeinjesus6972

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” ‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭13:13‬ ‭NIV‬‬

@HunterRouth

2 жыл бұрын

Tremendous!

i cant stop watching these. this guy makes my day better. rise & shine sukas

This dude is the funniest man on earth because he had so much crazy life experiences. God bless this guy.

Joey Diaz is a national treasure, no way you can cancel him

@pulmo1

3 жыл бұрын

John Doe this guy is the anecdote to the homeless SJWs.

@beesheer3761

3 жыл бұрын

All you can ever do as a person is grow and he did

@Nick-th1kx

3 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz is the instructional video on how to avoid cancel culture- say horrible things so often that they have so much material to work with they just give up

@j-dog7767

3 жыл бұрын

Nurk Flurks i believe that was trumps campaign strategy

@nc_classics9767

3 жыл бұрын

Ricky Parmar Ive been with Verizon for 20 years

Fun fact: It’s impossible to listen to a Joey Diaz story without smiling.

@captainspaulding5963

2 жыл бұрын

It's impossible to listen to uncle Joey breathe without laughing!

@mattasticmattattack8546

2 жыл бұрын

I wish he was Related to me just so I could contact him and listen to him speak on shit 🤣👍❤

@xeniousthe2nd432

2 жыл бұрын

Must be one of those american facts

@XHERCUTTHROAT

2 жыл бұрын

Ong😭😂

@ic5169

Жыл бұрын

Facts I’m still smiling and it’s been off for 49 secs 😭😭😭

I literally never get tired of Joey’s stories.

Joey will never run out of epic stories he is a walking legend these things dont just happen to regular people at regular times he was born specifically at a precise time in history to forever remain a historical human being.

"1970's white people, i'm not talking today "hah hah hah" white people"

@lionheart5601

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rurathn5534

3 жыл бұрын

If you quote something you have to do so correctly

@perryconrad7968

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha hilarious tremendous

@jimmyayiotis7376

3 жыл бұрын

That's just gold

@farzana6676

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyayiotis7376 What does it mean. I don't understand.

Joey is a blessing and Joe's laughter is infectious

@gurpinderjohal337

3 жыл бұрын

Joe's laugh is infectious? Do you know who Lee Syatt is? 😛

@naelyneurkopfen9741

3 жыл бұрын

His laugh sounds infected.

Joey’s stories of his life’s experiences are a trip and a half😄 I can’t believe with all the robbing he did, and all the drugs, and all the health issues, he is still alive today. Not to mention still able to walk/talk and get around at his age. I would think somebody who partied like he did would have had a stroke or something by now lol😄 And he talks about these experiences like they just happened yesterday and he can’t wait to do it again….like right this minute 😂

Joey is the kind of man who can makes you smile even when your parents are die!

Someone needs to make a timeline of Joey Diaz stories. “I will never forget.. 1979.”

@julians7268

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, good luck!

@davidfacca8899

3 жыл бұрын

True or not, I love listening to him😂!!

@longbong32

3 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip 😂 kzread.info/dash/bejne/q4qXxpiSkrbNcqQ.html

@Eriecartel

3 жыл бұрын

she had a fucking cart

@hagenre8909

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the honey dew joey diaz series, there he sums up his life in 6 podcasts

Joey Diaz is your friend's crazy uncle that everyone wishes they were related to.

@mjjumps

3 жыл бұрын

I have an uncle just like Joey Diaz.... he’s great but sometimes you wish you WEREN’T related to him

@Heavywall70

3 жыл бұрын

Josh Ringer That’s exactly what I was thinking I fucking can’t stand my family, my uncles are the WORST At some stupid family function I’d rather sit with the cousin’s dog or a new family member just married in and WARN THEM.

@Jonseyfun

3 жыл бұрын

Speaking of this. He reminds me of my great uncle. He passed away a few years ago at the age 93 and it was always a joy to be around him. The first dirty story he told me was about a hooker he met in 1943. The greatest shit I've ever heard.

@samantharobinson3897

3 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaassss! I say that all the time! I just want to have a big Italian dinner with all three of them.

@jadenpope7413

3 жыл бұрын

@wowalinbie he *wasnt a good person, now when he tells these stories he often is regretful. he was also snorting lots of coke at the time

Joeys a legend, always a great guest with a good story to tell

I swear Joe and Joey are the greatest together I could watch these guys all day

This dude needs an “everybody hates chris”-styled show about his life, it would be a hit

@garyhost354

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I like joey. But The guy made women blow him for comedy spots. Guy is a turd

@TCsHouse

3 жыл бұрын

@@garyhost354 different time. Back then a deal was a deal.

@garyhost354

3 жыл бұрын

@@TCsHouse nah it was trash 5 years ago. This is why no big networks will touch him

@ike2938

2 жыл бұрын

@@garyhost354 lmao that just makes me like him more

@garyhost354

2 жыл бұрын

@@ike2938 lol

“comeback in an hour let me get my head right” felt that

This is my first time seeing Joey Diaz. I love him! I could listen to his stories all day!

Diaz is the best story teller. I could listen to him all day.

Imagine being Joey's daughter getting bedtime stories. Best storyteller.

@ItsReape

3 жыл бұрын

yormuthor 16 HAHAHAHAHAHA

@mariyatakeuchi9009

2 жыл бұрын

“Dad tell me a story” “Let me tell you something mercy diaz…”

@Kas1645

Жыл бұрын

@@mariyatakeuchi9009 back in 85…

Joey needs to write a book lol, instant bestseller

@Bigbrotherthunder

3 жыл бұрын

He already is

@guitafire

3 жыл бұрын

On his podcast he said he has been writing one

@gavinmitchell6021

3 жыл бұрын

Books 😂 too many stories to put in one lol

@santaclaus3077

3 жыл бұрын

Ya a book of made up stories sprinkled with tidbits of truth

@Bigbrotherthunder

3 жыл бұрын

Gavin Mitchell too many stories to keep straight lol

One of THE best story tellers of this time….coco’s a certified savage 💪🏾

The way Joe laughs at him makes his stories even funnier 😂

When I imagine Joey as a kid, I always think of him with his current face attached to a child’s body? I can’t imagine a young Joey.

@Dilanalikurt

3 жыл бұрын

Yes LOOOOL

@HarshJain-it2bg

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a young koala

@sugewhitejacoby8654

3 жыл бұрын

With a joint in his mouth

@TigerTzu

3 жыл бұрын

"Ay Ma, I dogh wanna drink tha fuckin' milk tho!"

@ruvelf

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao yeah like George Lopez flashbacks lolol

"they thought I was biggie, gettin shot" - Joey Diaz

@bigmon19

3 жыл бұрын

I straight up lost it when he said that! Joey is a mad genius.

@religionisatragedy8537

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as soon as he said it 😂😂

@Pasztet85

3 жыл бұрын

I died laughing on that one 🤣

Watching this at work and I'm dying.

Hearing joe laughing so hard was just as funny as the story lol it made me burst out every time he did

“They came with a Ghostbusters gun.” 😂

@prodigy1445

3 жыл бұрын

If that was me in there, my first thought would be, "oh shit so this is what happens when you cross the streams!"

@mikehink4062

3 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Garza hahahahahaha 😂 good shit.

@bobd1623

3 жыл бұрын

I died at this part too. Fucking gold!!! 😂

Joey Diaz should make a bed times story app.

@dillonposton3763

3 жыл бұрын

Bro let's make that happen and make some cash... I'm down to invest in that.. we can get someone off fiverr to make the app if we sent in story clips

@OOzd95

3 жыл бұрын

Dillon Poston get it done before Calm App steals your idea

@risharddaniels1762

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh these stories prevent me from getting sleep. Once i hear one, it’s down the fucking rabbit hole 😭

@epicjohnny4831

3 жыл бұрын

@@dillonposton3763 lmao actually it would be super easy to monetize, if you can get a yes from Joey to use his stuff it could be hooked up in less than two weeks and kicking.

@swazigail1314

3 жыл бұрын

Broooo that's a great fucking idea

Joe Diaz is Genuinely one of the funniest people on earth

Thanks for this whole video

Bro, Joey was silent and calm this whole podcast and then out of nowhere the fights end and he just goes on a beautiful 13 minute tirade about being sickly and getting shots. He’s the greatest storyteller of all time.

“She’s breaking my balls, constantly.” - every New Yorker going through life 😂😂

This man is one of the best storytellers that I’ve ever experienced.😂😂😂

Joey and Joe together always makes me laugh so hard I got laugh tears running down my face 😂

He is telling true Cuban family stories. I grew up in all that in Miami. Our parents were a trip, the doctor making house calls and the shots... All true

@bboyStuntZ

3 жыл бұрын

That friggin abuse. He's telling the story like it's funny but I kinda had a hard time laughing

@jimmyli4771

3 жыл бұрын

@@bboyStuntZ lmao no its not.

@45asunder1

3 жыл бұрын

It happens in Mexican families too😁 My mom's best friend gave me the damn shots when I was 5 years old.

@derek9153

3 жыл бұрын

I’m obviously white...I’ve chased down my child to give an injection.

@deeel4750

3 жыл бұрын

Its hilarious that people think he is BS. When you grow up in the tri-state area everyone over the age of 40 has these stories. NYC was a wild place back in the day

The combination of Diaz stories and Rogans laugh makes it that much better😂

No matter how bad of a mood I am in Joey's stories always make me laugh....

5:48 She punches me in the stomach to loosen me up 👀 😂 🤣 Joey God bless You

@bigcityclipz7033

3 жыл бұрын

i fucking lost it there

@MileyCyrusSwollenGums

2 жыл бұрын

That absolutely gutted me 😂

Joey Diaz: The One Man Show Love this guy

@beesheer3761

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a legend! Straight hilarious!!

@LeoBioSoul

3 жыл бұрын

Tremendous

I love this guy so much, he makes me feel like my crazy life is normal

I swear I could listen to Joey telling stories for month straight and I would not get tired of it. OMG this legend is funny.

"I never went to see another doctor. I did acid that night...." - Joey Diaz

Is joey sitting in front of a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce and an Elmer's glue stick?

@ironohyes3644

3 жыл бұрын

yeah wtf 😂

@marcyatkinson9995

3 жыл бұрын

And yet for him, that seems completely normal.

@whizzmik1705

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing is out of the norm with uncle Joey

@AbdallahMassoud1

3 жыл бұрын

I thought by franks red hot you were referring to joe and by elmers glue stick you meant tony...

@williamthomas5215

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes he is, if you watched the whole podcast Joey came in with food and explained to Joe that the way to eat Cuban food is with frank’s red hots. He proceeds to douse his food in it lol

Omg this is awesome. The jackals of KZread. So great can't stop listening ing

The best story teller ever

I could listen to Joey’s stories for hours

@souljayt8411

3 жыл бұрын

finally a JRE clips I can click on bc i know ill enjoy it...

@RedprintBobcat

3 жыл бұрын

Laughing so damn hard I'm not even trying to sleep anymore

@bigbrainalertpodcast9902

3 жыл бұрын

Bill G ikr haha

Doctor on cocaine sounds like a Chappelle skit

@gregparis758

3 жыл бұрын

“He would do a bump”

@matthewbittenbender9191

3 жыл бұрын

One of my docs use to be on Oxus and Xantax. Funny as that story was, it doesn’t surprise me.

@Cobreezyy06

3 жыл бұрын

Matthew Bittenbender yea I was gona say my doc was on oxys

@winebox

3 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Masvidal My mom was born in the early 20’s and her doctor was hooked on opiates after WWI and nobody knew till he came over for the delivery high as a kite. Nothing new under the sun.

@JQUE94

3 жыл бұрын

@@winebox can't imagine how strong those old day opioids were

I love how joey does like a teaser before he starts his stories to get you interested 😂😂😂

Love Joey he got so many story’s and growing up around Cubans ! Ain’t nothing better

"When you get sick in high school everybody come to see you".....golden generation in terms of people having real contact in the world

@Francesco-cj3oi

2 жыл бұрын

It was probably an excuse to skip homework lol

@jacktheripper5661

Жыл бұрын

Nowadays it’s a “get well soon❤️” over Instagram

@D-Fens_1632

Жыл бұрын

I remember a group of us getting permission to leave high school to attend the funeral of the mom of a friend of ours. This was nearly 30 years ago, looking back that seems kind of odd, I don't remember other kids ever doing that for a friend and haven't really known anyone since with a similar story. It wasn't just a get out of school thing, which was definitely cool, we just cared about our friend and her mom. It was all pretty sad, her mom was an end stage alcoholic, we thought it was great because we could go over there and drop acid and all that shit and she either didn't know or care. And she'd be funny when drunk, which was constantly. But she declined super quick. That friend's dad had also died abruptly from a heart attack barely two or three years earlier, similar to Joey she lost both parents before she was even a senior in high school. Haven't seen her in years but she turned out pretty okay last I heard. Some poor choices in men I think but that's all broads.

@goose300183

10 ай бұрын

It was still that way in the late 90s/00/01 when I was at high school - back then all we had was text messages and maybe MSN messenger on a PC. It wasn't a huge, invasive substitute for actual human contact back then.

“They thought I was like biggie getting shot” lmfaooooo I cant breathe. Uncle Joey is goat

@bigmon19

3 жыл бұрын

Tremendous😂😂😂

Joey Diaz is probably the only comedian that's truly keeping it real.

Diaz is simply the funniest story telling fella ever 😂😂Legend

Joey “I beat addiction but am stoned 24/7” Diaz

@Anothergoogleaccount1

3 жыл бұрын

Its like heroin addicts or alcoholics that chain smoke cigarettes

@brettbarreras48

3 жыл бұрын

Almost the same exact thing here. Weed has definitely helped me stay opiate free. Not sure I would have Been able to hold onto sobriety from opiates If I wasn’t smoking

@risharddaniels1762

3 жыл бұрын

HER Story medicine is drugs...

@risharddaniels1762

3 жыл бұрын

HER Story This is not correct. A drug is any substance that affects how the body works. A medicine is any drug that is used in treatment, diagnosis, or prevention of disease. Addictive properties are not a contributing factor.

@risharddaniels1762

3 жыл бұрын

HER Story i do agree that weed isn’t a drug though. Weed is a plant, that contains a drug.

As a child in the 1970s, I can vouch for the penicillin stories. My family doctor (who smoked a huge, fat cigar while he was examining me) gave me a shot of penicillin in my arm every time I went there, regardless of what my illness was. LOL

@Francesco-cj3oi

2 жыл бұрын

Same people who are now telling you to "follow the science" Didn't change a bit

@brianmorris364

Жыл бұрын

And now we have MRSA

@LJ-mp7ir

Жыл бұрын

@@Francesco-cj3oi bill gates wasn’t practicing medicine then.

@dominicpizzo7864

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@Anon.G

Жыл бұрын

What a disgrace.

Always entertainment from Joey, i could listen to him all day

uhhh this guy keeps me comming back,,,love his stories.

I hear Joey Diaz telling a story and I get hypnotized. One of my favorite storytellers of all time! Great guy.

@beesheer3761

3 жыл бұрын

The very best!!

If Joey ever wrote a book it would be an instant best seller

His mom loved him. That's true motherly love

I am amazed that Joey, considering the life he’s lived, can just rattle off addresses and dates. What a storyteller.

Joey is literally a walking talking novel still being written each day. I can listen to his stories all day I swear.

5 year old Joey Diaz saying "come back in 5 minutes lemme think about it" 😂😂

Joey Diaz needs to come up with some sort of toon series where they animate his stories. That would be amazing 🙌🏽🤣🙏🏽🤙🏽

@1983mrharvey

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree he is hilarious!

Man I can’t even properly tell a 2min story. Joey is a g with such storytelling skills.

Joey just said “Heretics” instead of “Genetics” LOL

@brettbarreras48

3 жыл бұрын

Joey-ism’s lol. I’ll never forget when he was losing his mind yelling khabib and he said a different word every single time. It was ona fight companion the whole room was dying

@armedlorax7301

3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he was shooting for hereditary

@Giovannigio123

3 жыл бұрын

Haha from spanish I guess

@seeqr9

2 жыл бұрын

@@armedlorax7301 he was thinking hereditary but shooting for genetics lol.. hereditary plus genetics equals heretics.

@chasegwop47

2 жыл бұрын

@@seeqr9 🤣🤣🤣

12:37 I legit have a pic of my dad holding me in the hospital on the day I was born with a 6 pack of Budweiser in the background. Let’s bring back hospital beers in 2021.

Joeys stories are always entertaining.

"This is the double-whammy of the day. You ready? I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE MILK." - Joey Diaz 2020

Calling OSHA the EPA killed me 😂😂

@andrewholz1414

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO it killed me too. The dude onn Joey's right said it with such conviction too, "The EPA!!" lol. Although I'll give it to them, I bet the environment of that hospital room was fairly jacked up.

@aldocuacuas5838

3 жыл бұрын

FirstName LastName 😂 that was Jamie just adding his 2 cents to the conersation lmao

Note to self don’t drink milk while watching Joey diaz

@imsorrythankyouplease7613

3 жыл бұрын

You drink that fuckin milk in five minutes if you know what’s good for you.

@worldclassvago9346

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta put scoop of ice cream first

@JDeuce

3 жыл бұрын

If you haven't seen his Sister Hyacinth story, you should go do that. 😂

Joey always bring a smile to my face. :) I never get old of listening to his insane stories. I like to believe they are all true. Joey ended up as a legend in the game despite his difficult upbringing. It's funny how we call him Uncle Joey, he literally feels like one. People can get mad all they want, but shit happens in life and you have to learn to laugh at it otherwise you go insane.

Joey Diaz is the best story teller ever he needs and his life is so interesting it's unjust that there isn't a movie based on this man's life

Eddie Bravo was Needed in this episode

@BlockKidNoNewFriends

3 жыл бұрын

FR

@christru22

3 жыл бұрын

Eddie bravo is always needed, Dude is funny.

@lamolambda8349

3 жыл бұрын

Eddy ain't takin no goverment test where they chip you.

@RAZERDsXe

3 жыл бұрын

Ya wtf where tf is edgie brah

@MrEdward4321

3 жыл бұрын

lamo lambda if anything if Eddie gets brought into questioning about conspiracies and alien theories and shit. His first reaction is going to be that cypress hill shit he does. I can’t find the clip where he does it but I’ll see if I can and add it on here. So you know what I’m talking about. Lol.

Joey Diaz is like the internet's favourite uncle 😂

Great story teller I could listen to Joey d for hours

Joe and Joey are the best. Thanks brothers. 😂

TO THIS DAY !!!!!!! i dont drink milk

@alexguerra683

3 жыл бұрын

he always says it..he even denied milk on a eating pepper show