Sounds like joey never had a single repetitive day in his life. Probably the only person with no daily routine. Just wake up and it's a regular show episode.

@thespooktoberskeleton2540

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@loreaver3882

5 жыл бұрын

Every crackhead is an entrepreneur in training

@nikhilkujur9744

5 жыл бұрын

MORDECAIIIIII

@pablotescobar746

4 жыл бұрын

It's called drugs brother 😆😆😆😂😂😂

@jsbfkdls

4 жыл бұрын

@KingNeckbeard nobody cares if its fake, he tells them so beautifully and its insanely entertaining to watch and listen too. We're not falling for it, you're dumb enough to believe we think everything he says is 100%.. Why be a party pooper, enjoy the show. It's entertainment.

Diaz is only 4 years older than Rogan and yet they look like they're talking to each other about a different generation whenever they talk about their past

@AssassinKing19

5 жыл бұрын

wtf i thought joey is like 70 or something

@BatDad-qu4fo

5 жыл бұрын

@@AssassinKing19 Same. I legit thought he was probably 65+ and lived a hard life.

@davidboycott6889

5 жыл бұрын

dammm that's cocaine and alchohol for yas brothas

@johnnyvacant4903

5 жыл бұрын

Different generations? No. Different worlds, though.

@beyondlovesyou6775

5 жыл бұрын

David Boycott they were both drug addicts

Joey talks like he’s been through the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s 😂😂😂

@XDNEB

3 жыл бұрын

@Guerro K 😂😂😂😂😂

@BRAVO0NETV

3 жыл бұрын

Joeys been through it all boyz lol

@frankwest4057

3 жыл бұрын

@Guerro K exit out the 60s and the 00s + arent shit compared to the earlier 40s-60s no need to get angry at someone for a joke, you dope

@matty6171

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankwest4057 chill frank you weirdo

@filiphal

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankwest4057 shut up frank

Every time Joey takes a pause, it sounds like a tiny man is taking his last breath.

@PearlDrumsHead

5 жыл бұрын

big/ uzi horizontal you ruined this for me lol

@KyleTokes

5 жыл бұрын

I thought nobody else noticed 😂😂😂

@A1-Act

5 жыл бұрын

Im so fucking dead

@jacobvidotto9713

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@ggggggg-vk9jj

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

maybe im not paying enough attention, but i dont think ive ever heard joey tell the same story twice. its insane.

@arthurfonzarelli9828

5 жыл бұрын

Funny you say that I think that all the time as well. I've never really heard a repeat story from him unless it's like an opposite podcast or something but he just rattles them right off where I have to think about what I had for lunch yesterday

@lkb4781

5 жыл бұрын

Lol I agreed with you until I started watching this video because I have heard the boulder county jail story before

@jarsh_

5 жыл бұрын

L KB I mean yeah he’s talked about boulder being chill before. But I feel like I’ve never heard him start on his own with a story he’s told. Someone has to ask him about it and he’ll kinda reiterate. No?

@captcorleone2606

5 жыл бұрын

I felt the complete opposite. When I first put Socially Unacceptable on in the car, I could not help but go from track to track thinking-while it is still great material-that I had heard it all before.

@christianjames6297

5 жыл бұрын

@@arthurfonzarelli9828 Joey Diaz makes me (a former tweaker) feel like a pussy. 😂

Imagine sharing a small cell with Joey while he's changing flavors.

@loreaver3882

5 жыл бұрын

Jo Po kzread.info/dash/bejne/gn5lj818pbnHnto.html

@youknow9386

5 жыл бұрын

Jo Po now we all know what you would be doing if you and him shared a cell

@bwemmie007

5 жыл бұрын

It would be tremendous

@nslouka90

5 жыл бұрын

You don't change much flavor with prison food

@robotjeans

5 жыл бұрын

cruel and unusual punishment

it's amazing how joey is 55 and joe is 51 but they look like 20 years apart!!

@theItalianshamrock

5 жыл бұрын

Cocaine vs TRT hahaha

@artezdessus3056

5 жыл бұрын

id rather be a boring healthy guy than an interesting unhealthy guu

@autumnmuse1793

5 жыл бұрын

holy shit, I legit thought joey was like 60+

@brddks7629

5 жыл бұрын

Joe just looks good

@connorstevens7661

5 жыл бұрын

Rogan is 51 fuck off lol

“Paradise *heave* paradise *heave* PARADISE!”

@BallTorture1234

4 жыл бұрын

Premium content

@jakeeldrup5238

4 жыл бұрын

I lost it hahahavla

@ssbigtonysoprano5961

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao! 😂

@hughjanus9489

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TombRaider666

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment in my life

Joe: Did they where rubber gloves or lube up... Joey: It doesn't matter Joe: It does 😂😂😂😂

@philipstanley2852

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@robertsmith7577

4 жыл бұрын

Q

@juggernaut3338

4 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAAHAHA

@gabagoolenjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

*does it matter?

@MalusProphet

4 жыл бұрын

I see both points. A finger in a glove is still a finger, so it doesn't matter. But, on the other hand (no pun intended) if i ever found myself in a postion where I must have a finger in my butt, I'd perfer the glove. At least that way it seems medical and not sexual.

This freaking guy Joey Diaz be talking with gravel in his throat

@loreaver3882

5 жыл бұрын

chuman that’s what happens when you do cocaine off a boomers butt crack for 40 years

@tshobe23_68

5 жыл бұрын

@@loreaver3882 it's the truth

@goblin2879

5 жыл бұрын

Cocaine gravel

@rh2378

5 жыл бұрын

chuman he is def one of the best story tellers in existence. period.

@Charmer4856

5 жыл бұрын

LOL you are going to hell for that! LMAO

I wanna see how far I can pull Joey's cheek skin

@thisisamerica6544

5 жыл бұрын

God damn that is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@davidec.4021

4 жыл бұрын

Duuuude AHAHAGA

@i.victorian1266

4 жыл бұрын

suka la mink

@__-kb9no

4 жыл бұрын

On his face

@Scfcscfc1

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

The reason why uncle Joey looks so old is the reason you never hear the same story twice : He’s lived like 3 lives worth of experiences

@augustusbus5344

2 жыл бұрын

Drugz

@dragonslayer4501

Жыл бұрын

He also did 25 years of coke, that shit changes you in all the wrong ways.

@dottiesunshine8339

Жыл бұрын

exactly. he is story telling most say. *Joey is story teaching* 👏👏👏🙏 how cool is it to be alive for this world 🙏

@SaltySeaCaptain

Жыл бұрын

One was a degenerate coke addict criminal and the other was a martial artist who worked out constantly dude.

""black people talking in the movie theater at night ? Dnt go there...black people talk allll night" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nicknavarro9418

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao. Depends. That's some. NOT ME, I'm Cuban 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺 & VERY proud of it wouldn't wanna be anything else. And Joeh is NOT pretending he's REALLY half Cuban half Italian.

@nicknavarro9418

4 жыл бұрын

Dude who gives a shit? It's NOT that serious. Who wants 2 be Italian THAT bad anyways? Most are racist fuckers anyways. Only few are good

@123abc8027

4 жыл бұрын

Dorian Graye Lmao I’m Italian and You sound stupid. He talks like an old time New York street guy. A lot happen to be Italian but not all of them.

@damienduff7471

4 жыл бұрын

Dorian Graye he grew up with Italians you moron

@missliz85

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

I love how uncle Joey can give you details in his stories. Like dates, times, the amount of coke he did lol it’s hilarious

@MovieProdigy25

2 жыл бұрын

has anyone else noticed all the Joey episodes are on KZread but besides a few others. Did these not make the Spotify deal or maybe something else?

i just saw Joey Diaz in Spider-Man 2 wtf

@coltonwilkie2904

4 жыл бұрын

MadDunhill what scene

@1234mwmmwmtrainer

4 жыл бұрын

Colton Wilkie The train scene, “you want to get to him you gotta go through me”

@ruvelf

4 жыл бұрын

@@1234mwmmwmtrainer Fuuuuck I know exactly where he pops up, that's fucking hilarious

@dash2240

4 жыл бұрын

@I want You to know all of your comments are pathetic as fuck

@Projectpat817

4 жыл бұрын

I literally stopped video and checked. Good eyes man lmao 😂🤣

Legend has it Joey can open a door with every breathe

@dean6708

4 жыл бұрын

No an angel gets it's wings, dog.

Diaz heavy breathing is off the chain!!!!!!!!

@Charmer4856

5 жыл бұрын

LOL easy to use him as muscle but only to make threatening phone calls HAHA

My family is coming up today, but im spending my time with uncle joey.

@barfymann362

5 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Williamson I'm jealous, atleast you have a family to spend time with.

@beemail6983

5 жыл бұрын

@@barfymann362 triggered much

@barfymann362

5 жыл бұрын

@Bee Mail I wasn't poking fun at him, mate.

@legalizemiami9282

5 жыл бұрын

@@barfymann362 what is a family

Never get tired of Joey. I just want to sit at a bar with him and listen to him talk.

@skankhunt438

Жыл бұрын

Or in a cell Dosen,t matter

@Thrashman-ye4cf

7 ай бұрын

Shit you basically can, virtually. Post up on the couch with a beer and watch any podcast with him lol

Joey is younger than my dad who is 61, that is almost impossible to believe. My dad looks young af next to him

@whxisblitz

3 жыл бұрын

Was your dad doing coke for 30 years of his life? Prob not lmfao

@BettaUzeYoNikez

3 жыл бұрын

Im assuming ur dads asian

@mr.mantis3578

3 жыл бұрын

its cuz he doesn't drink milk

@KristysEdits

3 жыл бұрын

@@BettaUzeYoNikez he’s Puerto Rican but he exercises and knows how to eat well hahaha. He also says that the secret is Goji seeds.

@xXZiiLERXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@KristysEdits I'm assuming you want to be Asian

There's nothing rehabilitating about jail in this country. Make it nice or harsh doesn't matter you're released with the same problems and ways of dealing with problems that you came in with.

@davidsolomon9029

5 жыл бұрын

That's actually not what jail is for jail is where you go before you're found guilty... prison is the place that tries and fails to rehabilitate

@MichaelP-ke1tm

5 жыл бұрын

@Logan Stroganoff Clear record after 7-10 years

@twobitloser7353

5 жыл бұрын

Its supposed to be punitive. Not Therapy.

@twobitloser7353

5 жыл бұрын

@George Walker ...its the best aversion tactic we have at our disposal. Jail time let's a convict realise that there is consequences for their actions. Being soft on crime leads to anarchy

@ydschools9745

5 жыл бұрын

@Logan Stroganoff exactly so you always paying for your crime. Then you're violating parole/ probation if you can't secure a job.

Joey diaz sounds like hes talking into a fan

@therealagrade9000

3 жыл бұрын

Facts yo 🤣🤣

@dragonslayer4501

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Man us ex drug addicts have the most amazing, mind blowing stories. I was a heroin addict for 12 years, clean for over 4 years now. But I have stories I hope my daughter never finds out, I have stories people won't believe, I have stories to make people laugh their ass off! Stealing, police stories, drug use, fighting, the list goes on! Yeah it was really fun at first but waking up sick everyday needing to make money no matter what... Well that will lead to some dark times cause I wouldn't wish being dope sick on my worst enemy! It's the worst feeling you could ever imagine, but once you scored and shot up... Easily the best feeling ever! Don't do drugs lol.

@floyd27860

Жыл бұрын

Respect blood! Keep on the sober train

Diaz's voice is so soothing. I watch 2 of these videos max and I'm sleep 😴

@jaebrowne6780

4 жыл бұрын

Bro foreaaaaal

@dangmang7524

4 жыл бұрын

Sus

@Mcfc2Rich

3 жыл бұрын

Someone commented once saying his laugh is like throwing a gallon of paint in a bucket. I'll never forget that comment.

@edi.duzit23

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mcfc2Rich lnao someone was said if leather had a voice it would be joey diaz lmao

Joey "gulag" Diaz

@gnerdeek5362

3 жыл бұрын

C O M M U N I S T L A N D

@jmillio0470

3 жыл бұрын

He’d clutch it low key

@plasma9839

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

You know it's a good story when Joey calls Joe "Joe Rogan"

MIlk is like drugs for bodybuilders ... Rogan: Really?

@basslinebradderz

5 жыл бұрын

yeah its a key ingredient to a protein shake💪

@justinmcmanus2772

5 жыл бұрын

Milk is a drug lol your body craves that shit even if you dont like it

@fawnieee

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinmcmanus2772 yes, it contains chemicals similar to opioids because the mother cow wants her baby to keep coming back for more and more to keep them strong. Humans can become addicted to it and even experience a small type of withdrawal when they stop drinking cows milk. Just shows you how unnatural it is for us to drink it.

@justinmcmanus2772

3 жыл бұрын

@@fawnieee Milk is not unnatural for humans to drink.... A baby drinks from a mothers tit. AKA milk.... Cow/goat etc. Milk is milk and milk is calcium. Body craves calcium if you are calcium deficient.

@joshferguson1124

3 жыл бұрын

@@fawnieee what🤣 unnatural 😆

"It breaks you down as a man" true shit. A very good scare tactic

Joeys literally one cheeseburger away from a heart attack

@realdealneighborhood2023

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dean6708

4 жыл бұрын

He'd kick your ass before he went though 😅💯👍

@SmilingBrim

4 жыл бұрын

😂👍👏

@traww9537

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan Dean riiight

@blindoutlaw

3 жыл бұрын

Dude’s had a hard/interesting life. He can eat what he wants haha

Joey: “it doesn’t matter.” Joe: “it does.”

Bruh his voice is kinda soothing lmao I could fall asleep to a Joey Diaz story

I can tell you from my experience being on 23 hour lockdown, only 1,800 calories a day, no nicotine, no recreation but a tiny gym an hour a day and abusing guards that jail made me a worse person.

@kimdracula1995

Жыл бұрын

At least your free and not in there for life.

Joey Diaz is a walking man of experiences. Mad respect for that dude🙌🏼

We need a Joey Diaz life movie immediately

Work as an emt in boulder and I can attest to what Diaz said, homeless still commit the crimes to get out of the cold and we deal with homeless bussed in from California all the time. One of my favorites was a patient who told me they got a bus pass and a flyer about all the excellent homeless resources they had here. He was currently unimpressed lol

Joey D rocking the 412! Thanks brother, we love you here in the Burgh!

Diaz’s voice is so dope. Could listen to him tell stories all day

“Oh boulder county jail was a paradise” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jtffg7hgfr442

5 жыл бұрын

He said that at the exact moment when I read your comment

@JohnSmith-du6sk

4 жыл бұрын

@@jtffg7hgfr442 holy shit same here. i read both your comments and it played..

@homoerectus744

4 жыл бұрын

There was a jail in suburban Chicago ,(Palatine-Schaumburgh?) I was in a while back that had breakfast from Burger King.

@tyyoung9968

4 жыл бұрын

jtffg7 hgfr4 holy shit same here XD

@fr1zl

2 ай бұрын

I was in Supermax so idk jails suck.

A can of corn. A can of corn and everything will be fine. Joey Diaz “The Longest Yard”

I was in a juvenile detention center i really love how Joey says "even if its Pablo Escabars jail, its still jail" cuz I always get shit for it being juvie but it aint about how I was treated or what I got, the punishment was being locked away from society and not having your freedoms, being locked behind a steel door for hours and not being able to leave or see people. It doesn't matter, that aspect will always fuck with you.

That story about the Boulder jail is true! I met a girl from Boulder, Colorado in New Orleans, and she told me that she had no money, so she was going back to Boulder to commit a minor crime, This way, she would be sent to jail in Boulder, where she could spend the Winter. I thought she was crazy, but Joey confirms that it was the best jail in the U.S.A.

I was in jail for 6 months when I was 18. It definitely sucked but I got some of the funniest and wildest stories from it. Almost made it worth it 😂

@vexrich

2 жыл бұрын

If you got a good story you should upload it bro

@chaabraaah5823

2 жыл бұрын

That's called baby time, county jail is like adult daycare. Prison is a different story.

@ElLenadorLA

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaabraaah5823 That’s why I called in jail, not prison. Not proud of it and would be even less proud of prison. Almost no one in real life knows. Btw it was LA county which was even messier than prison at the time. People couldn’t wait to get their transfers.

@sicafleccs6103

2 жыл бұрын

I bet it sucked....

@rashaad9049

Жыл бұрын

I never went to prison n everybody I know that went to prison said its better than my city jail

Joe asks a really great interview question to open Joey up here. Also gives him the space to answer as thoroughly as he wants to. Just wanted to acknowledge that, solid stuff

End od the clip, Joey Diaz: "It's so funny how..." What a cliffhanger.

Joey opened for Joe at the Hard Rock in Vegas in 2013 and he killed it. Joe came up and did the same! They were absolutely the best part about Vegas.

This dude managed to become a legend since the day he came to earth. What an incredible individual.

Joey sounds like my dad telling me a bed time story back in 96

I get pneumonia just by listenning to Joey. Damn, he sounds like a diesel engine…

@TheHelado36

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha, great comment !

@dragonslayer4501

Жыл бұрын

Coke does shit to you

My girl hates Joey's voice😂☠ but his stories are incredible🤷🏽‍♂️

@pauliewalnuts6977

4 жыл бұрын

Dump her nobody can simply hate Uncle Joey's voice

@catchgenerics8667

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Skeletor Yeah wtf

@PCSkaters1

4 жыл бұрын

Bro sameee😂😂 my girl was sayin the same shit last night.. she like “I don’t like how much he cusses and he sounds like hellboy”

@TeRraAwTisM

4 жыл бұрын

A year later , bet y'all not together still

@celestinomagana4347

4 жыл бұрын

My mother said the same thing too when I watching Joey diaz videos in my living room with high volume

I dont Know how Joey keep up with all this memories and different stories about everyday in his life,, I would like to spent some time with that man,, He knows about almost everything

Boulder county jail was TREMENDOUS lol

Nobody could make this kind of shit up that quickly. Joey Diaz is the man. Great stories!

Joeys stories and the way he tells them are second to none. He really captures your attention and takes you for a ride

Joey's the best story teller ever listening to these two never gets old

If I had a direct line to uncle Joey I would tell him keep it up you look great. Keep living a healthy life and doing the WW. You are loved by so many. Thank you so much for sharing your wisdom!

Joey "And I'll Never Forget" Diaz

Joey repping the 412!

@chrisc.9980

5 жыл бұрын

I know! no idea why though hes not from here

@jorjesantana9049

5 жыл бұрын

he has a Roberto Clemente poster behind him at his podcast, i think he is a huge fan of him

"voted #1 jail" now that made me laugh out loud

I listen to uncle joey and Joe rogan on a daily basis and its TREMENDOUS for my mental health

Joey repping Pittsburgh with the 412 shirt 🤙🏻

Joey is the type of guy that u can listen to for hours and hours without getting bored

Boulder County jail was still a piece of cake in 05-07 when I was there before prison, it was getting fucked up when I left. But by far the best jail I have ever been in

Whenever there's a Joey Diaz episode the comments are almost as good as the video itself ... It's kinda amazing

He’s the only guy I know that remembers Lincoln

Put Joey in a red suit and have him say hey cool aid!!!! Commercial gold..

Joe: do they put like a rubber glove on and Lube their finger up? Joey: it doesn't matter: Joe: it does.

I could listen to Joey Diaz stories all day

The only people who think jail time should be hardcore are people who have never spent a day in that type of place

I don’t know why, but I love the way when Joey describes some average Joe “no pun intended” he mentions Joe Rogan. Like “I pulled off the freeway, and Joe Rogan comes by and cuts me off”

Joe:"They dont put a glove on and lube it up?" Joey: "It doesn't matter" Joe: "it does.."

@mdavis3262

4 жыл бұрын

Zerimar Auhsoj 😂😂

@lloyddeel8279

3 жыл бұрын

It DEFINITELY does

Uncle Joey and his Boulder stories make my day 😊

Video ends on "it's so funny how..." These clips never cease to blue ball me. I need to watch the full vods with Joey

Joey's memory is incredible

I never want to go to jail myself but man can this guy tells stories.

I’d love to see Joe Diaz read the three little pigs to a bunch of kindergarten kids 😂

@dannygjk

2 жыл бұрын

Joey: "...and then the wolf sucked in a huge breath and fukin blew down the straw house. The straw house was totaled I mean the wolf leveled it the straw was all over the property.".

Just listening to these stories is enough to make me walk the straight and narrow -- scared straight!

Joe makes Joey look like he’s 30 years older than him

A Joey & Scottie Pippen interview would be interesting 😂

I fkn love joey and his natural, hilarious story telling ability

4:45 Joeys voice gets so deep that it doesnt even sound like someones voice anymore

When he says paradise I imagine the trailer park boys in jail on Christmas

Joe Rogan : A guy killed someone over a Cuban cigar in Rio de Janeiro. Joe Diaz: Well, when I used to live in Rio de Janeiro i almost kill guy over another Cuban cigar

Boy I love hearing Joey's story's .

i have cancer n your show keeps me entertained thanks sir joe

Boulder's homeless population is still alive and well, us locals call them all wooks

Joe "do they lube up the finger" Rogan

Joe's response "it does"😅😅😅😅🤣🤣😂😂

Locked up for several years. Worst day on the outs is better than the best day inside. Dehumanizes you after you’ve done about 5 years.

5:06 Joe’s lean in face is priceless

@duttonzzz

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

When I was in jail in Ventura county on Christmas I remember two guys that were in there that I can tell you 100% got locked up on purpose just have three meals and be indoors LOL

@jasonmartell4022

5 жыл бұрын

It’s definitely like that in Canada 🇨🇦

@rons8154

5 жыл бұрын

Aww man I was there too and it sucks! Fuck Ventura county

As someone who’s been in prison in the Netherlands I can attest to this phrase, “It’s still jail”.

Being from Pittsburgh aka the 412 it makes me super happy seeing Joey west that shirt

Look up Finland's jail system that is what u can call rehabilitation center

Hearing Joey wheeze makes me wheeze

"Jail is jail joe robin I want you to remember that" thanks Diaz I appreciate you man 👍

that BUSSED OUT is a hell of an article to read. thanks man.

The black people talking in movies 😂😂😂😂😂

Ah shit the milk-trade game. Bringing back memories.

@jonathanchampagne7683

5 жыл бұрын

You gotta put the milk containers in a bag, put that in your toilet and keep flushing the toilet to get cold water to keep the milk fresh.

@vijaygonsalves4590

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanchampagne7683 Wtaf, sorry I am gentile. Didn't think that would be ever a thing.

@jonathanchampagne7683

2 жыл бұрын

@@vijaygonsalves4590 You want cold milk or not? I'll sell you fresh milk for your coffee. I got some hard boiled eggs under my blanket and like 50 packs of relish, too.

Idc how many times I hear this shit I love hearing these stories

Joey Diaz looks like an alternate reality version of Rodney Dangerfield.