"They're green but good enough." I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BayAreaMike99

7 жыл бұрын

Ville Vaajanen I was on the floor fucking laughing😂😂😂

@andohish27

6 жыл бұрын

I was sobbing laughing to that lmao

@foolslayer9416

5 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I finished my drink before that joke, I'm crying! I couldn't fucking breathe!

@bobloblaw9448

4 жыл бұрын

they were red when she put 'em on tho...ya know..with the infected goo slot n'all that goin on.

@MaraMash

4 жыл бұрын

Somebody needs to show that bitch a fucking color wheel.

"I got crabs in 84 " Coco Diaz 2016

@moose1875

7 жыл бұрын

Shiv Patel hahah good idea. I'd buy one.

@thegoldenthread

5 жыл бұрын

"over the holidays" Just died.

@rodneyhedrick3145

4 жыл бұрын

@@moose1875 suelo cuhh

@dominicjefferson3229

4 жыл бұрын

killa toyota bro

@thewind6047

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Kimball that was the best line of the whole thing lmaoooo

Joey's laugh sounds like someone trying to boil a kettle without water.

@stephenporter4668

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was like a street car scraping along tracks

@nunyabizwacks6711

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@brianbarcus5853

4 жыл бұрын

Joey's laugh reminds me of Mutley the dog cartoon from the 1970s (FAF!): kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZamHtrGBkZevnZc.html

@KZ_MMA_

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a 1993 corolla starting up

@SoGiga

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

No one makes Joe laugh like Diaz. "It was 84, Rock Hudson was dying"

@freddycalipari4242

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Gblonkers

5 жыл бұрын

They vibe off eachother 🤣

@plasma9839

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@eddunne4190

3 жыл бұрын

.... I knew the consequences,but i just thought FXXK IT

@connor-craigsellars4777

3 жыл бұрын

He was gay

this is my bedtime story.

@theresnothingwrongwithbein2335

7 жыл бұрын

Jord Stew eating ass with VD

@captainshinysidesofthehmsb8900

4 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz ASMR: side effects may include vivid, graphic night terrors!

@tjcogger1974

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@whoknowswhocares885

4 жыл бұрын

Because you like having nightmares?

@whatawonderfulnameitis1964

3 жыл бұрын

Mine as well

"We started snortin coke, eatin' ass, it was FILTHY!" I'm done 😂

@kobeanderson6718

2 жыл бұрын

My God I was wheezing and crying from laughter lol and how fast he threw it only made it better

@richardquinones4943

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@BrolyLSSJ01

2 жыл бұрын

That sound Joe makes in the background at 5:04 as Joey says it is what makes this even funnier.

@beeweezee71888

Жыл бұрын

Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jessearana

8 ай бұрын

Tremendous!!!

I usually don't believe much of comedians stories but every time I fact check Diaz he's accurate lol flutie threw the touchdown in 84

@chookymooky9607

5 жыл бұрын

Jarred Fernandes lmao 😂

@johngilbanni6385

5 жыл бұрын

He’s only been telling stories for 30 years...He could tie that Doug Flutie story to any number of things of a funny nature. That being said, you can go two different ways. You can find it hilarious that he knows details, or you can also appreciate the art of bullshitting with some great writing skills and top notch story telling.

@ramsy4205

5 жыл бұрын

He doesn't like to lie because his mother died when he was in high school and he never told her he had fallen a year back

@edgarallanpoe8917

4 жыл бұрын

@@ramsy4205 it's good to see a real Coco fan

@tsteezy209

4 жыл бұрын

Jarred Fernandes Listen to John Gilbani my friend he is right, the devil is in the details. The confusion of trying to figure out why he would even lie about what he says, persuades you to giving him the benefit of the doubt. I’m not sure if it’s like what John said, the art of bullshitting or if that’s what people do with high I,q.’s when they’re trying to lie. But it is a good technique either way.

How does he have such a fantastic memory??? His stories never end and the details are incredible

@jakep1979

7 жыл бұрын

eric cam that's cause these stories are not real!

@kittylady6946

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@sofatrooper5266

7 жыл бұрын

Then you are all clearly virgins because I guy always remembers getting laid.

@chikawowow123

7 жыл бұрын

or youve just had so little sex you remember everytime.. hmmm. think about it.

@chikawowow123

7 жыл бұрын

SofaTrooper do you not drink? forgetting is very possible

Imagine if joey Diaz was your uncle

@BakerOrDie123

5 жыл бұрын

A couple of mine aren't too far off lol.

@kodigity

5 жыл бұрын

If i hit the lottery id give joey a million to be my uncle

@green2blue309

5 жыл бұрын

BakerOrDie123 I’ve got a couple that are pretty damn close too. I think we all have at least one of those uncles that’ll teach you the real shit that your parents don’t want you to know lol

@xandrine7603

5 жыл бұрын

His daughter hit the father jackpot

@patrickmccutcheon8860

5 жыл бұрын

He IS my uncle. Or at least we all call him Uncle Joey haha

"I even robbed the money, I took everythin" hhahahahaha

@callummcdonald5625

3 жыл бұрын

This made me cry when he said that, brilliant.

Joey "I got crabs over the holidays" Diaz 🤣🤣

"I woke up and Doug Flutie was throwing that quarter back", 🤣 One of the greatest story tellers of all-time 😂😂😂

"They're green, but good enough" Hahaha 😂😂 that seriously is one of the funniest lines I've EVER heard in a story, his face too lol Joey is still the best ever

I absolutely fuckin lose it when Uncle Joey gets Joe going 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can listen to them laughing all day long 😂😂

I even robbed the money I took everything LMFAOOOOO

@sendmeyourlocation1145

4 жыл бұрын

He's lying he's na'in but a pawssy

@matheushenrique7237

3 жыл бұрын

@@sendmeyourlocation1145 stfu

@sendmeyourlocation1145

3 жыл бұрын

@@matheushenrique7237 another pawsy welcome

"I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂

This podcast had me deceased on the floor

@skeemarty

7 жыл бұрын

ty dollaz dude I was in on the train laughing out loud and people were staring a lot 😂😂

@H0DLTHED0R

Жыл бұрын

Did Elton John give you cpr or VD?

One of the most legendary podcast clips ever

@willcool24

Жыл бұрын

I'm fucking rolling 🤣 wtf

Oh man that was good. Joey Diaz stories never get old. Nobody makes Rogan laugh like Joey Diaz lol

@alightthatnevergoesout

2 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon in that category now

there should be a show for Joey similar to how drunk history on CC works, he's on his couch smoking a joint telling a story while actors act it out. it'd be amazing

@connor-craigsellars4777

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@stephenwoodman7

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes

@CJ_YT.

2 жыл бұрын

or the same idea but animated by adult swim

@willnordstrom9100

Жыл бұрын

best idea I heard all year...

"We started snorting lines, eating ass....it was filthy!!!"......one of the funniest lines ever uttered...I'm f@cking dead ☠️☠️

Got crabs in the 84/85 season LOL

Rogans laugh is so funny!

@elpresidente331

5 жыл бұрын

it actually is lol

@KadonGish-BTM

2 жыл бұрын

It's so true. His laugh to me is so contagious.

when joeys on its always a good time lol

I have watched this so many times, still laugh my ass off everytime

@jeffbettencourt6263

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

The way Joe looks up and says "People Are So Fucked Up" is like he is praying to god. I'm ded

Joey Diaz is the fucking man.

Joey 'I got crabs over the holiday's and noticed in the bathroom at the port authority" Diaz

Joe, you gotta have Duncan Trussel, Eddie Bravo and Joey Diaz every week, this should be a fucking RITUAL!

@theresnothingwrongwithbein2335

7 жыл бұрын

Mahmood Toorani 100%

@BrianSweeney89

7 жыл бұрын

Eric Cartman agreed

@dixinears8004

7 жыл бұрын

Duncan Trussel was one of my favorite interviews ever! Clapping while shushing at the Tiger Woods apology speech was comedic gold.

@dixinears8004

7 жыл бұрын

+Rayach Matar - JRE #863, His story starts at 2:01:35 He talks about the Cacophony Society.

Joe's laugh had me dying LOL

I also love that he described getting crabs like it was a stocking stuffer or a seasonal cold "I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂

“I’m on fire!!” Lmao good lord I wish I had that amount of confidence

"She was dating a rocky" 😂

I had tears in my eyes watching this. I laughed hard

6:04 "yeah, the 84-85 season I got crabs"

I almost choked on my food several times from laughing so hard.

whenever I'm having a bad day I just watch this and it never fucking fails to make me laugh

Another classic story from Uncle Joey! He should release a DVD Box Set of all of his best stories.

SHES GOT THE JACK

@BradyB21

4 жыл бұрын

The Jack Jack Jack Jack

@ganfiteatro96

Жыл бұрын

​@@BradyB21 A rocker, a rocky

She dated a Rocky 😂😂😂

I was crying at the hotel story 😂😂😂

"I even robbed the money" I'M SO DEAD

You two make me laugh harder than I ever have. Thank you!

I was fuckin howling the first time i listened to this and i still am

Uncle Joey feeds off laughter like birdman and the sun hahaha

This is my favorite Joey Diaz story. Tells it so good

I've watched this clip once every day for a week straight. it simply doesn’t get old

2:39 Joey Diaz: “And that was “👹hEr NaMe👹”

I got crabs for the holidays..

Bangin, bangin, BANGING! lmao love Joey!!

Joe's laugh genuinely makes me happy

If you're not laughing at this shit, something's wrong with you

@scirasco1

7 жыл бұрын

i agree haaha

i could listen to Joey tell stories all day

Joey has the absolute best stories!

Joey has lived a very Bukowski-esque life. What an interesting man.

Joey best storyteller ever. And he just keeps going and going...I love him.

when he started singing AC/DC I lost it 😂😂

"...over the holidays." Hilarious throwaway line.

I feel like I'm back in the Navy.

" I gotta talk to Lauri, Theirs something missing" What does that even mean lol 😆

5:03 Joe's laugh killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the best podcast moments ever :-) I think I watched this one a thousand times :-)

watching joe and joey's back and forth makes me laugh so much

This guy has gotta be the funniest man alive literally wheezing for 5 mins 😂😭😂😭

This is awesome. I love listening to Joey's stories! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is one of my favorite Joey stories!

I always come back to this video and laugh just as hard every time 😂😂

Joey “This is how crazy I was” Diaz

Gosh! Y’all need to do a pod cast together again! Love them always laughing my ass off

Diaz has like the best memory. I struggle to explain what I had for dinner in this amount of detail and this guy can tell stories from 84 like they happened this day!

You know there's going to be some good stories when Joey starts saying "I'll never forget this..."

Joe and Joey you guys are awesome thank you I listen to you every day and can't stop laughing keep doing what you are doing

I'm sitting in McDonald's with my ear phones in listening to this story with my head down looking at the screen breaking my balls laughing only for the manager to come over and ask me to keep it down and when she walks away I realise the whole of McDonald's is staring at me.. Fucking hilarious!!..

@jovabo112

7 жыл бұрын

Derek M Moore who the fuck goes to a mcdonalds for a quiet time?! bunch of cocksuckas!

I wish i could live every day the way joe does when hes around joey

One of the greatest clips of all time

Joes laugh is the best one out there

Always cheers me up. This JRE moment. Never gets old. Real or not the comedic delivery is genius. And joe's laugh. This moment is iconic lmao. Its genius because of the set up information in the beginning. Genius storytelling lmao

@TheEndo1000cod

2 жыл бұрын

How can you think this is fake? Haven't heard much of Joey then

@plasma9839

7 ай бұрын

Yeah definitely in the Hall of Fame of JRE clips

I have close friends and we get weak like that. Love it. Best pod cast ever

Watching Joe Rogan laugh is always hysterical, it doesn't even matter if I find the material he's laughing at humorous. God bless you, Joe Rogan.

BANGING DOG BANGING!!!! Sounds like a convo between me and my boys😂😂😂

Absolutely tremendous.

One of the best stories from Mr. Diaz!

Joey is the best lol. I could listen to him and Rogan talk about any topic all day

Joey’s laugh is both funny and scary. Amazing how he’s still alive

“She pops up on Facebook like two years ago, I’m like Laurie how are ya” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im bingwatching these clips and im having the time of my life

the world needs more Joey

I want joey and eddie on the show ALWAYS. Lets get the holy trinity going.

Their laughs are so contagious lmao I love it

Joey Diaz are the best ones by a mile

I love when Joey Diaz talks with Joe Rogan hilarious times 😂😂😂😂

Rogans laugh is contagious 😂

"They're green but good enough"

These older ones are great with the intros and outros I miss that

This is the best story of all time I LOVE IT!!

“We started snortin coke, eatin ass I mean it was filthy!” Me and Joe Rogan had the same damn reaction I couldn’t breathe 😂😂

“I’ll never forget this it’s not even funny”-Joey Diaz as he lays down the funniest story known to man

Honestly Joey always has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im downloading this. No way I can lose this masterpiece.

This is one of the funniest stories I’ve heard.