Joey Diaz is the uncle you wish you had

@krazed98

4 жыл бұрын

I have an uncle kind of like him... actually, most of my family is like this but the Texas version lol

@chad-zu2xy

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan aswell

@krazed98

4 жыл бұрын

The Shitstorm Starter well, having traveled around the world, I've come to realize that it doesn't matter where you go, people are fairly similar all over. Generally speaking, of course. What it seems like you fail to realize is, contrary to popular belief, not all Texans are shit-kicking, Yeehaw yelling, cousin kissing, country bumpkins lol... but youre right in a way, because nobody is exactly the same anywhere, so ill give you that...

@krazed98

4 жыл бұрын

@The Shitstorm Starter i agree about Austin... well on its way to being the next american shithole... i grew up in the hill country, personally... but that doesnt mean that im not somewhat cultured and educated... but i digress... overall, i just mean to say, you dont know my family, so how do you know theyre not in the least bit similar, mr. Random guy on the internet?

@JamesTTierce

4 жыл бұрын

@The Shitstorm Starter What do you have against gays in Austin?

Joey is the most Italian non italian person I've ever witnessed

@MaliceFromDa4

4 жыл бұрын

Veronica aaa it’s called being a new yorker

@austinwayne62

4 жыл бұрын

It's called being Cuban

@foamytony3291

4 жыл бұрын

It's call being a Cuban New Yorker

@internetexpert8153

4 жыл бұрын

@@MaliceFromDa4 he's from Jersey

@AestheticLio

4 жыл бұрын

Internet Expert He was born in Cuba but was raised in Jersey

Whenever Joey says ‘Joe Rogan’ I die, it makes the storytellling so much better and I can’t describe why

@WCGwkf

5 жыл бұрын

@Natty Fatty Powerlifting but he says the whole thing

@chrisobrien238

5 жыл бұрын

@@WCGwkf that's the point the above gentleman made 😯🤷

@danielfitzgerald3462

5 жыл бұрын

Joey “Let me tell you something, Joe Rogan” Diaz

@barnacleboi2595

5 жыл бұрын

Joey has the natural talent of being a good story teller. Some people are just interesting to listen to, its because they which words to use, how to say the words, and how to use body language and we subconsciously process all that. Hes the most interesting man in the world

@InkWavve

4 жыл бұрын

Because it sounds like a wise sage warning the young knight about the dragons and evil sorcerers and shit he will encounter on his quest. It's like "Now heed my words, young Arthur Pendragon...."

Imagine a 10 yr old Joey warning his step father about the feds 😂

@verynice126

5 жыл бұрын

I need a tv show out of this shit. Kinda like everybody hates Chris.

@MeanBeanComedy

4 жыл бұрын

His voice is still just as deep and rattling and he looks the same just 4 feet tall.

@forrestallen9354

4 жыл бұрын

@@viracocha Oh no say it ain't so we believe a story Joey told oh nooooooooooooo

@forrestallen9354

4 жыл бұрын

@@viracocha I forgot you were with him his whole life so you would know.

@forrestallen9354

4 жыл бұрын

@@viracocha I just think you're kind of dumb. Enjoy the fuckin story for what it is what's the point in saying oh the stories he tells from his past is bullshit because I said so. Like come on dude.

"I gotta tell you something Joe Rogan"

@Justintdot

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Farrell I don't know nothing about nothing

@tania8257

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Farrell it turns me on when he says that

@FMITB

5 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna start calling my friends by first and last name. And Santeria

@reedcutler1328

5 жыл бұрын

Joe” I gotta tell you something “ Rogan

@callumsouthcott2881

5 жыл бұрын

@@reedcutler1328 did u literally type that thinking it was funny, my god what is wrong with this world, u r a pathetic person

There needs to be a tv series on the childhood of Joey Diaz

@jethro690

6 жыл бұрын

The Witcher Lore Would be a lot better than watching the Goldbergs

@KnolltopFarms

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed, and it should be animated by the guy who does the clips of this podcast, that would be better than the Simpsons!!!

@DancingSpiderman

6 жыл бұрын

The Witcher Lore *"Joey and Chee-Chee"*

@treroney4720

6 жыл бұрын

The Witcher Lore I'm all for that!

@herehere3184

6 жыл бұрын

I dunno how this isn't a thing .. call it young joey or something

Joey such a good friend keeps reminding joe what his name is

@mantisxxx3656

3 жыл бұрын

"Lemme tell ya, Joe Rogan ..."

@vibratoryuniverse308

2 жыл бұрын

Old school respect type beat

Joey's voice is so creepy when it's low.. like the voice you hear right before you get taken out

@shaunpearson7905

5 жыл бұрын

...back to do dirty things in the woodshed.

@irshazthedude

5 жыл бұрын

He has the mafia boss tone

@tarquinogilvie

5 жыл бұрын

"Surprise surprise cocksucka, you left the door unlocked"

@boyofvalour

4 жыл бұрын

He ain't italian tho right? I always thought he was sicilian or something lol

@Watergunner

4 жыл бұрын

nigga what

i love seeing rogan and diaz together, the chemistry is on point.

@m.w.6526

6 жыл бұрын

It really is

@recheveste31

6 жыл бұрын

Jersey BOiis!!!!

@danlevay5657

6 жыл бұрын

Good talkers are good listeners.

@angusyoung5398

6 жыл бұрын

Tony Fleetwood Joey is so real that Rogan has to pack away his pretentious attitude

@luvmycorso

6 жыл бұрын

absolutely

Joey “Joe Rogan” Diaz

@kingofeverything2159

6 жыл бұрын

I don't know why, but I like this comment very much.

@unclejunobodylikesju422

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Skyles yesssss

@patsfball3710

4 жыл бұрын

I dont hear him say Joe's name but come across these posts alot. Am I crazy?

@Grayfox988

4 жыл бұрын

Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan

@boyofvalour

4 жыл бұрын

this is so good LOL

Every Cuban or italian family has an uncle like Joey. D.

@noneya9035

4 жыл бұрын

I had two. They were brothers... Pauly and Freddy. Lol. RIP.

@conways3897

4 жыл бұрын

Theres only one CoCo cocksuckas

@veronica-

4 жыл бұрын

Dude as an Italian I SWEAR

@williaml872

4 жыл бұрын

And Mexicans lmao. Ik I do, he’s just like my dad

@gregfeelynegsyourfavoriteverse

4 жыл бұрын

Yup i got one 😂

The day Joey Diaz dies well be the saddest day in history Because you know that mothafucka got stories he hasn't told yet that he's taking with him to the grave

@JudgeCraven

4 жыл бұрын

His gravestone will say ‘Enjoy life cocksucka’

@brandongarcia4219

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@OhMy05

4 жыл бұрын

@@JudgeCraven 'it's nice up here cocksuckas!'

@forrestallen9354

4 жыл бұрын

@Hannah Marie Barry I dont think god could handle those stories.

@pantheraonca8687

4 жыл бұрын

He'll out live some of us. No need to worry

Joey Diaz is an amazing storyteller. Martin Scorsese should hire him to make his movies more authentic.

@KikiValdes

6 жыл бұрын

they are supposed to make a film on the Cuban mafia but I haven't heard much in the past few years. This group worked where Joey lived and in Miami. They use to run numbers and the mob boss use to be a customer at my grandfathers supermarket.variety.com/2016/film/news/benicio-del-toro-the-corporation-leonardo-dicaprio-1201748704/

@eddiemadera3042

6 жыл бұрын

I get where youre coming from but theres being authentic and then theres being a good actor , you can be both, but you can also be one and not the other. Maybe joey just didnt do as good as you think in auditions. I know you can say why cant he just be himself in a movie but trust me when i say, its a talent to be able to be anything even yourself when a camera is pointed at you and you got a script .

@blake_4887

6 жыл бұрын

Eddie Madera I don’t think he’s talking about acting. He saying hire him to make sure the script is authentic and to share some stories for the script

@eddiemadera3042

6 жыл бұрын

elcrackasanchez _ in that case i kno scorcese doesnt need help in that area his scripts are pretty authentic

@scr3aming3agle83

6 жыл бұрын

Let me tell you something martin scorcese

That intuition feeling is real. Years ago my aunt woke up from her sleep telling her husband that he had to call his sister to see if they are alright and to check everyone and sure enough in the kids room there was a fire going on. They managed to put it out and that story trips me out til this day lol

@hpn237

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like auntie forgot to blow out a candle😂

@AnnaLVajda

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I had a similar experience to that. I think lots of people have intuition but it's nurtured for some and not others if someone just says shut up you're stupid or gas lights you about it then you stop listening to your inner voice. People get "gut feelings" all the time though and I don't think you should ignore those they are there to protect you from danger sometimes. Like a dog who likes most people but growls at another there might be a reason for that.

@g29000

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnnaLVajda tf is gas light

@caedon6543

2 жыл бұрын

@@g29000 definition from the web - manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.

@PhyreI3ird

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshmiller9783 That's not it at all. wtf bro?

Let's be honest we all love when Joey calls Joe by his full name, when he names the street and house number and laughs. I watch his stories before sleep

Joey “I destroyed his mind for years” Diaz 😂

@nickzobel9922

2 жыл бұрын

👌😭🤣

Uncle Joey is a brilliant man. His heart is very very smart.

@gangawerks

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, emotional intelligence.

@mmarsh6108

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. To keep a steady rhythym under that weight must be difficult. ( i know what you mean)

@Sahbab11

6 жыл бұрын

the guy lmao stop

@watcher6935

6 жыл бұрын

You can't handle The Truth , the heart brain. It's considered part of the nervous system. We have 3 points. He speaks with emotion and caring. That comes from the heart brain

@NickTBrick

6 жыл бұрын

CanadianWatcher 693 Having a bundle of nerves on an organ doesn't make it responsible for cognitive process lol

Have Diaz on the podcast as much as possible

@bloodysabbath1984

5 жыл бұрын

You know uncle Joey has his own show right? Haha

@unclejunobodylikesju422

5 жыл бұрын

Bruce Hood fact

@justafighter1346

5 жыл бұрын

@@bloodysabbath1984 it's like ketchup and fries bro. Good apart better together

@I_Ace

4 жыл бұрын

@@bloodysabbath1984 he pretty much does

I wish I could meet Joey Diaz. he reminds me of many people in my Latino family. He has Cuban roots, I have Puerto Rican. These islands are close to each other in the Caribbean. At a show, somebody said they were from Puerto Rico and Joey said “same shit, different smell!!”

@louis-yt6595

2 жыл бұрын

He's changing flavors... only true diaz fans will know (probably a paraphrase but close enough)

@maurymateus8526

2 жыл бұрын

@@louis-yt6595 corny

Joey "I'll never forget this" Diaz.

Joe “Joe Rogan” Rogan

@DancingSpiderman

6 жыл бұрын

leroy hobbs "Dogg"

@praytherosaryeveryday2709

6 жыл бұрын

Leroy hob nobs

@mitchelljulius5875

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

Uncle Joey is coming on .Breakout the wings and blue cheese.

@Charmer4856

6 жыл бұрын

jca65lb He's a great story teller

@MikeErnesto

6 жыл бұрын

Long Jawn he doesnt like ranch, I like both

@iank.leblanc-chatt8537

5 жыл бұрын

jca65lb ....o shit o shit put that Tony Bennett on it's Monday what a day to be alive cocksuckas

I get stoned just by listening to Joey's deep voice..

"Italian butchers could get you anything in those days." OMG that was phenomenal.

They're high AF.

@mikhailmemedovich122

6 жыл бұрын

as soon as Joe started talkin about his grandma lol

@m.w.6526

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah mate and the sky is blue

@ReggyRy

6 жыл бұрын

Is this your first time watching them?

@m.w.6526

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan, it probably is. Because these two blokes are always fuckin cheechin and chongin. That's why I love when theyre together.

@jusbertmeza4424

6 жыл бұрын

R. Gresco for some reason i can never tell when Joe's high. He acts the same if he's sober or not. And his eyes are never red.... i been smoking for 5 years and i still get BLOOD shot red eyes

Your gut feeling/ “intuition” is your 6th sense!! Trust it!

@Steven-yq9nt

4 жыл бұрын

No

@krkb13

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@Tim_mendoza

2 жыл бұрын

That git feeling has got me out of another of shady situations

We should get a boondocks spin off based on joey Diaz childhood 😭

@3rdcoastchris258

5 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine it now, that would be genius

@DroneSux

7 ай бұрын

Chris Rock spin off but HBO makes it so it kinda dark lol , trilogy call it " Diaz" or Ehh Joey. First season mix it up about middle part of crime spree , second season chokd hood how it connects with 1 season. It be mix of TV show funny couple filler episode but leads to serious crazy story etc.. @Joeydiaz lol

Man, for everybody who is into oldschool stuff, this is straight up gold.

I like watching when Joey comes on bc he makes Joe laugh so hard it makes my day. Laughter is contagious.

"She was flattening out flour" sounds like pretty good ravioli.

@clairematthews882

3 жыл бұрын

😅😂

I love watching how people like Joe in this case gets to be the one talking in the circle about something they love and they turn happier when they start asking questions, every human being has that, talk about something that someone has emotion for and he will like you and the situation

I had a pet Bob cat in N.C. I found in the woods when it was small. I would let it out when I left my house at 4am and when I got home around 5pm he would be waiting by the door. Awesome cat. I never trained it to but 2 times I left him in the house and he used the toilet but didnt flush it. God I miss that cat. His name was Bobby.

Chi chi was a bad motherfucker - (Joe Rogan, 2018)

@Tobias.Harris

6 жыл бұрын

chi chi was a savage

@notrealy180217

6 жыл бұрын

chichi get the yayo

I love when he calls him "Joe Rogan" so freakin cute. There are just some people that you call by their full names. My son has a friend we always call him by his full name we always has since he was 7.

I love how Joey shows such interest in Joe's stories. That's how you engage in conversation.

"But you want me to tell you what else I did Joe Rogen?". 06:26 🤣🤣🤣

Joey’s actually a savant! His impeccable memory never ceases to amaze. ❤️

@travisbakeriii3053

10 ай бұрын

I'm always enamored by people who remember these stories.

Joe "chichi would bite everybody but my grandma" Rogan

@kledus420smith8

4 жыл бұрын

Aren't you the guy that was on acid that ate a piece of Dorito on the floor an spat it back out cuz it wasn't a Dorito

@rigoreyes9094

3 жыл бұрын

Joe “the monkey’s name was Chi Chi” Rogan

As a Cuban, I can witness that everything Joey Diaz is saying about Cubans is true on his own way. The silky smooth underwear, the Abakua society, “Monina” as a nickname, etc. And is so funny the way he tells the stories. The man is a national treasure

"He had a little aluminum foil with cocaine scotch taped to his head." lmfao cant get enough of Joey's stories.

I can’t believe I actually listened to the entire thing. Joey is a great storyteller.

Joey Diaz, mad man, bad mon. Love his stories. When I was a kid, I had a penchant for picking up winning lottery tickets off the ground, that people were so used to losing, they think they lost and throw em out. I take em to the store, get the money, and buy some candy. lol

Joey “you know me dawg” Diaz

The greatest storyteller, hands down.

Joey: 8:20 "he picked up the phone..." Joey 1 minute later: "9:50"

This is the highest I have ever seen Joe.

@maxcastaneiras6688

6 жыл бұрын

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@maxcastaneiras6688

6 жыл бұрын

Not sure if Rogan was on any other drugs in that video but he’s clearly fucked up hahaha

@fernandojuarez1377

5 жыл бұрын

I

@withnail-and-i

5 жыл бұрын

Then you're in for a treat, watch the first Hamilton Morris podcasts (they're on shrooms) and also the Action Bronson one (he lights over a dozens joints in the podcast)

Joey is a great storyteller. He lived like 9 lives of adventures and stories.

I just watched my first stand-up comedy special with Mr. Diaz, wow, what a national treasure. Badass... only in America... Mr. Diaz is a comedy legend.

When Joey starts with " no disrespect" something hilarious is coming.

I love it when Joe & Joey get together for these monumental podcasts. SCIENCE !

Joey Diaz always reminds me there's no real reason to not do what ever I want to push for In life

This is great content. Joe and Joe should be the full time show.

joey diaz seems italian but hes cuban

@angelomastri1416

4 жыл бұрын

He did grow up around Italians

@justeungars7356

4 жыл бұрын

He's a turned Italian mobster snitch

@Morbid.Angel710

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the jersey in him lol

@xstoofpeer

4 жыл бұрын

He seems like an Italian from New York, Italians in Italy are not like that at all 😂

Joe Diaz got the best stories!LMAO

Joey Diaz is an absolutely amazing man. Joe your awesome for having him on.

“The Childhood Of Joey Diaz” coming this fall on HBO! I’d be all over that!!!

Definitely think mum's have intuition when it comes to their children. Years ago when my older sister was 3 my mum woke up at half 2.in the morning and felt she had to check on my sister, everything was fine the same thing happened the next day but on the third day exact same time she woke up and tried to ignore the feeling as twice before it had been nothing but she just couldn't shake it and when she went to my sisters room my sister was choking and going blue, saved her life, my dad always tells. The story but my mum for whatever reason doesn't like to talk about it

@Francesco-cj3oi

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: your mom was trying to kill your sister and dad saved her life actually

@edytasakai1547

Жыл бұрын

❤

This podcast is LITERALLY STILL LIVE! This is efficient uploading

Love these two together. They need to do the show together permanently. Just saying

Love Joey Diaz.....very smart guy. He's crazy street smart, and he's very intelligent as well. He should co-host with Joe

GOD JAMIE, uploading during the stream!

i like how Joey cals him his full name; “ Im tellin ya, Joe Rogan”

I could listen for hours to these two, great entertainment

"I HAD THIS MOTHAFUCKA AT THE AGE'A TWELVE"

The way Joey Diaz always says Joe’s full name always gets me

Every now and then you need some Joey Diaz in your life

Can listen to Joe's stories all day, brilliant.

I love how all of Joe's podcast never fail to have any less than a million views

I love Joey Diaz. I can and listen to his stories all day.

My god, HOW does Joey have new stories to tell every.single.time..Absolutely amazing.

There is NOTHING better than Uncle Joey stories!! I wish Netflix or some network would pay Joey Diaz to tell his best stories and then make them into into animated episodes!!

Man there is nothing better than smoking a joint, drinking a few beers, and putting on some Uncle Joey clips and kicking back

@MinoritiesRlazy

3 жыл бұрын

Doing a little crank. Smokin a joint to take the edge off. Havin a few glasses of whiskey. Going to the casino

Just recently my dad had left to run some errands and I was at home, and about 10 minutes later I heard a voice in my head say “dad” and my brain blew it off because the voice was telling me he was gonna be ok. He comes back a couple hours later and he tells me that he was driving and a teenage girl slammed the brakes him front of him. Then 2 big trucks flew by him crossing each other and he didn’t get touched. He told me he closed his eyes and braced for impact cause he thought he was gonna die. He’s always had intuition like that he usually would have seen that something weird was gonna happen but this time I got it.

@louis-yt6595

2 жыл бұрын

Perception is a gift

That “Yo my grandmother was crazy” was an epiphany and he finally realize she was in fact crazy haha

The fact that Joey remember all these stories is amazing.

You can tell how much Uncle Joey respects and loves Rogan like family with how he always says his full name when referring to him. Especially whenever he’s putting emphasis on his stories, you know he’s serious about shot when he’s says “Joe Rogan” lol. Love this guy.

the monkey bit everyone,apart from my grandma,bit my sister,tried to bite my sister,maybe bit my cousin,well it was someone in my family.

@fcbethlehem

3 жыл бұрын

lmao fr

In all honesty, I learned alot about proper storytelling simply by listening to Joey talk.

@louis-yt6595

2 жыл бұрын

He's a great communicator and interesting person, he may add a little hype to a story for entertainment value but im guessing they're all at least 90% spot on... a little over axageration just adds to the magic.. a true stoty teller and him and joe a tight... Joe laughs at him like a younger brother looking up to his older brother even when the joke isn't 💯 on the money... great to watch tho.. great bond between 2 absolute legends. I know i blowing smoke up their asses but f it Peace out mother flubbers 👍

I think I’m addicted to Listen to Joey Diaz stories

My Italian grandmother still makes some of the best food I've ever eaten in life. She's 95 :)

I love how happy Joe is when he gets Joey to laugh 😂

Joey Diaz needs a life movie ...❤️🔥

I love when Joe talks about his grandma's cooking.

Anything Joe Rogan+ Joey Diaz= automatic watch. These two are soo good together. Diaz is the Earth's greatest storyteller period.

I *LOVE* when Diaz is on! These two have great chemistry together and it's always entertaining!! Next to Rinella, some of the best stuff!!

Ok lemme try this Joe "Pure Immigrant Cookin' " Rogan

"That monkey bit everyone but my grandma" Also "I didnt get bit, i cant remember if my sister did but my cousin got bit..."

Brooooo that should be a TV show. Like a raspy voiced 10 year that everyone listened to.

For doing so many drugs, there's a lot of things that he doesn't forget. "I'll tell ya something I'll never forget this"

@fungus2116

3 жыл бұрын

George Hennen it also destroys your memory

i swear every discussion with Joey Diaz is a free Joey Diaz bit

Anybody else notice the old Joe Rogan come out for a second at 2:45? 😂

Joey has his Santeria beads on 😎

@Bleek17Six

6 жыл бұрын

Frater Magni Lol what you know about that?

@GoblinManStan

6 жыл бұрын

Bleek Cartier I've got friends who are Santeros and I've read about it too.

I love how Joey call everyone by first and last name 😂

Joey Diaz is one of those mfs were you can listen to him all damn day at work.

@catfishchris1

4 жыл бұрын

BEAST MODE secret to getting through a long day at work

I always crack up with Joey gets all serious and keeps a calling: Let me tell you something Joe Rogan.

That "Perfect" was tremendous 4:04

I like how he always address joe by his full name lol

Talking about excusing grandma’s whereabouts. My dad had to serve a few months when they sent drunk drivers to the state work farm. I was about four years old then. It wasn’t until I was an adult, I learned he didn’t go back in the Army for a while but was serving time

I just want to listen to Joey Diaz forever.

I know what Joe is is talking about. I have those intuitions a lot. I’ve always been a little paranoid about certain stuff or feelings, but I don’t have any understanding of it. My Mom & Sister always jokes im psychic. But the thing is I never know when I’m just being careful, paranoid, or I’m absolutely right lol.

@jordancarlson7338

5 жыл бұрын

Im not superstitious im just a littlestitious

@paulthake7963

5 жыл бұрын

Go with it bro! Doesn't matter what it is really, as long as it works lol

@bovinicusdivinicus

5 жыл бұрын

DONT DO IT lol

@maxwellbarnhart1375

5 жыл бұрын

Intuition is a lot like a 6th Sense. But everyone has it though. Some are just more astute. The smallest details can trigger a "bad feeling," like a shadow in a mirror down the hall you can see in the corner of your eye, the way someone says one word, etc. It's very interesting. Read The Gift of Fear if you want to know more.