Ep. 52 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kresicher start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by recapping their recent tennis match, as seen on 2 Bears Live. They call Tom's tennis coach, Michael, to get his opinion on the match. The Bears also discuss Bert's other athletic abilities including archery, baseball, and basketball. Bert also pitches the idea that he should run for mayor of Los Angeles.
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  • @nicklennington7856
    @nicklennington78563 жыл бұрын

    Listening to them plan the basketball skit and knowing what happens makes this a 100 times better

  • @JayVillalpando

    @JayVillalpando

    2 жыл бұрын

    Uh hundred percent

  • @theangelspenthouse9415

    @theangelspenthouse9415

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is this the Genesis of Air Segura!?!? 🤣🤕😬

  • @michaelcole8999

    @michaelcole8999

    2 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHA!!! I never thought to rewatch this episode, so that part is hilarious to me

  • @legoegoman

    @legoegoman

    Жыл бұрын

    The further away from the post date of this and the basketball incident the funnier it gets

  • @andreswolfgang5783

    @andreswolfgang5783

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah it's almost disturbing

  • @dsec208
    @dsec2083 жыл бұрын

    This is where the injury started lol

  • @DougGoobanko

    @DougGoobanko

    3 жыл бұрын

    Im going backwards chronologically through these and love hearing how half this crazy shit was formed haha

  • @crayonwriter

    @crayonwriter

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I can believe that haha... I don't know much abt Injuries but just guessing.

  • @justenhaight

    @justenhaight

    3 жыл бұрын

    I randomly started this one while I was at the gym and here I am making the same realization

  • @mezrahmasada5494

    @mezrahmasada5494

    2 жыл бұрын

    Whaaaat do you mean? I'm going chronologically, I can't wait for what that means

  • @mezrahmasada5494

    @mezrahmasada5494

    2 жыл бұрын

    FUCK WAIT DO YOU MEAN THE ARM BREAK OH NOO

  • @christ9253
    @christ92533 жыл бұрын

    Tom's blank stare into the camera after bert says something absurd happens like 20 times an episode... and I still laugh out loud everytime.

  • @kayleighohler9999
    @kayleighohler99993 жыл бұрын

    Joe: It's quite complicated, you must have a specific fitting for the bow to work Bert: lok k, hold my beer

  • @WagwanHabibi
    @WagwanHabibi3 жыл бұрын

    Bert vs tom in a jiu jitsu match would be hilarious

  • @mylesbyrne286

    @mylesbyrne286

    3 жыл бұрын

    I got Tom

  • @421less1

    @421less1

    3 жыл бұрын

    I got tom laughing manically as he chokes out bert "Look how red he is, like kool aid"

  • @charlietaylor3152

    @charlietaylor3152

    3 жыл бұрын

    Infuriatingly, Bert probably has a flawless omaplata or heel hook that he’s somehow never mentioned previously.

  • @skaterkorn3

    @skaterkorn3

    3 жыл бұрын

    This needs to happen

  • @SKEMEnbs

    @SKEMEnbs

    3 жыл бұрын

    Settle down joe how about a dmt smoking contest!

  • @brettgrimshaw3326
    @brettgrimshaw33263 жыл бұрын

    Whenever the theme song comes on, for some reason my two dogs take off and hide

  • @willycolton

    @willycolton

    3 жыл бұрын

    Burnt scares them, he’s known in their culture to be a dangerous predator.

  • @edwardr.klukaiii6947

    @edwardr.klukaiii6947

    3 жыл бұрын

    The opening song is the equivalent to the banjo from Deliverance for your dogs

  • @hellalyfe

    @hellalyfe

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@edwardr.klukaiii6947 IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @delgrengo2135

    @delgrengo2135

    3 жыл бұрын

    2 dogs 1 hide

  • @largehoman

    @largehoman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its cute they think they can hide

  • @marcus2665
    @marcus26653 жыл бұрын

    I want to see Bert destroy Rogan at tennis so badly, he couldn't handle losing to Bert at sports

  • @iceman6310

    @iceman6310

    3 жыл бұрын

    He wouldn't even entertain it because he knows he would lose. Just like the dance contest thing

  • @markmcclelland4813

    @markmcclelland4813

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah, depends on how long they have to prepare.. give Joe 2 months of tennis practice and he'll beat bert.. and if Joe had any natural rhythm and practiced dancing he would also beat both of them. Imo

  • @priestofpirates

    @priestofpirates

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@markmcclelland4813 Joe Rogan is like Batman. If he has enough time to prepare he'll beat anyone at anything

  • @chasecardiff7741

    @chasecardiff7741

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@iceman6310 "A huuuuuundred percent"

  • @Emkav1

    @Emkav1

    3 жыл бұрын

    If Joe thought he might lose. He would hire a Wimbledon champion and obsess over it 24h a day until he was near Olympic level before actually competing

  • @jeffsharp2981
    @jeffsharp29813 жыл бұрын

    "Tom the Instigator " and "Bert the Embellisher"....love you guys!

  • @rileymckenna1990
    @rileymckenna19903 жыл бұрын

    "It should be noted that Leanne thinks I have the Coronavirus" "Cool"

  • @sampsoa1

    @sampsoa1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its just his uppatory respiratory fection, he feels fine. And a headache, but he fine 👖

  • @Nickscrazylips

    @Nickscrazylips

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AgendaInMind u r dum 😆 don't worry the stimulus checks are coming

  • @luisreyes9177

    @luisreyes9177

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AgendaInMind “it’s either all or none of them”. Lmao

  • @chrisj9167

    @chrisj9167

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AgendaInMind wow... I think I lost some brain cells reading this

  • @austinhyer

    @austinhyer

    3 жыл бұрын

    If these fatties survive the virus is fraud

  • @mattm6178
    @mattm61783 жыл бұрын

    Tom- "Is he tall?" Bert- "No, but he party's" lmao XD

  • @well_as_an_expert_id_say

    @well_as_an_expert_id_say

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lucy9877 there's alot of people out there with diaper butt

  • @cornjobb

    @cornjobb

    3 жыл бұрын

    not to date myself too badly, but, when i was in high school, "party" was not a verb!

  • @DNYGdj

    @DNYGdj

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tom lost to bert at tennis 🤣

  • @goodlove9421

    @goodlove9421

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen the new Kanye West and Joe Rogan interview?! kzread.info/dash/bejne/hWtopdapaNvRnM4.html lol

  • @seanprasad8687
    @seanprasad86873 жыл бұрын

    "im fixing homeless people right now"..."oh how r u doing that?"...."just get rid of em" im crying.

  • @gnauben

    @gnauben

    3 жыл бұрын

    literal Trump terminology

  • @digitalhippie2336

    @digitalhippie2336

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm a homeless and I approve of this comment I'm crying too

  • @chain-wallet
    @chain-wallet3 жыл бұрын

    Bert: I could be mayor everyone: lol no Lyle: well hold on now bruv, he'r the man out. kool aid fountains on ery block aint so bad no is it?

  • @johnfranklin5784

    @johnfranklin5784

    3 жыл бұрын

    2 separate but equal fountains on every block

  • @chain-wallet

    @chain-wallet

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@johnfranklin5784 ha!

  • @BIGGELATO

    @BIGGELATO

    3 жыл бұрын

    With popcorn ice

  • @Thegreatfailure01
    @Thegreatfailure013 жыл бұрын

    Bert is the Happy Gilmore of tennis.

  • @mcdonaldjc

    @mcdonaldjc

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what occurred to me lol

  • @timreagan777

    @timreagan777

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're the gay guy in the movie Blow

  • @brianberger9745

    @brianberger9745

    3 жыл бұрын

    In berts case Happy Madison

  • @DD-sq3mr
    @DD-sq3mr3 жыл бұрын

    Berts laugh is like listening to air escaping from a balloon .

  • @Imnottapinata

    @Imnottapinata

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nails on a chalkboard

  • @ghostpiss1374

    @ghostpiss1374

    3 жыл бұрын

    That would mean he's scared of his own laugh

  • @TrollHunterxXx

    @TrollHunterxXx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or a dying mouse

  • @mrthirdperson00
    @mrthirdperson003 жыл бұрын

    "Kreischer" in german means "Screamer". Funny how fitting that is lol.

  • @JimRomesADouche

    @JimRomesADouche

    3 жыл бұрын

    I get screecher

  • @zachattackp9

    @zachattackp9

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is pretty funny

  • @MrRood92

    @MrRood92

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hab auf den Kommentar so lange gewartet 😄

  • @erics5168

    @erics5168

    3 жыл бұрын

    or Squealer.

  • @JamesLeeBuzz

    @JamesLeeBuzz

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s too perfect 👌😂

  • @mccue_
    @mccue_3 жыл бұрын

    Tom and Bert should do a series called “Tom vs Bert” or “Bear vs Bear” and compete in random things like sports, and other activities and then have the loser endure a punishment!

  • @OctobersOblivion

    @OctobersOblivion

    3 жыл бұрын

    First challenge: let Tom finish a thought

  • @Rumpl4Skyn

    @Rumpl4Skyn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like Kenny vs Spenny. It would be hilarious.

  • @kiwys2803

    @kiwys2803

    3 жыл бұрын

    Get joe rogan to commentate. They could do a dare!, eat something, then another dare.

  • @SameOThing

    @SameOThing

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah!!! Bear vs bear week every now and then.

  • @rp1780

    @rp1780

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kiwys2803 YES

  • @Mechanic618
    @Mechanic6183 жыл бұрын

    08:18 - This is the most real conversation you have ever heard from these guys regarding Joe Rogan, Spotify, etc. Props for them not cutting this from the episode.

  • @xoh_spaceboss

    @xoh_spaceboss

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah, tired of the stingy shit.

  • @iratobustuarius7438

    @iratobustuarius7438

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's about time someone stuck it to Joe. Tired of his shit talking and candy ass when the shoe is on the other foot.

  • @jeremiahnovember2617

    @jeremiahnovember2617

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@iratobustuarius7438 agreed, he's kind of laying down and letting all this bullshit happen to him even though he's always talking about how you can't let people do shit like that lol

  • @KarmaBaby11

    @KarmaBaby11

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do you think Joe is doing better NOW than pre-Spotify? I mean as far as views, etc...because I've barely watched with thew new claustrophobic studio...

  • @realitysosubtle2746

    @realitysosubtle2746

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KarmaBaby11 me too... can't watch the podcast from inside the fleshlight.

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner3 жыл бұрын

    I’d love to see ‘No sugar November’ and watch them spiral and rage out 😂

  • @MissBlueEyeliner

    @MissBlueEyeliner

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jonata yeah but September is already over and November is pretty damn close.

  • @MissBlueEyeliner

    @MissBlueEyeliner

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jonata I’d like to say that it’s just my weed but I’m out 😭

  • @justinsanborn

    @justinsanborn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tom would become a serial killer for sure

  • @MissBlueEyeliner

    @MissBlueEyeliner

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@justinsanborn yeah, now that I think about it this would be a horrible idea. Christine would for sure be murdered and I love her too much for it to be worth it.

  • @lauren6860

    @lauren6860

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tom has done keto so he would probably be fine, but Bret might lose it without his kool aid

  • @bigmike5080
    @bigmike50803 жыл бұрын

    This is the prequel to broken Tom....Bert: “let’s do basketball”

  • @TrickyBoa

    @TrickyBoa

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @slamminsammy941
    @slamminsammy9413 жыл бұрын

    It’s impressive how good of a friend Tom is , a grown man is so proud of his buddy that you can tell the pride and happiness he gets saying how good Bert is at certain things , it takes a really secure dude to not make it about himself , when Bert really grows more confident when his skills in a specific ability are discovered or told to the public .

  • @biz9142
    @biz91423 жыл бұрын

    Happy Monday everybody. Watched The Cabin, it was hilarious. I was upset it was only 5 episodes. First episode with Tom and Joey Diaz is a instant classic

  • @andrewdiaz1631

    @andrewdiaz1631

    3 жыл бұрын

    Boy, do I have news for you 🤣. There's a 5th episode.

  • @biz9142

    @biz9142

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewdiaz1631 lmao. I knew that. I don't know why I wrote 4. Monday morning sht lol

  • @TheJqnukem

    @TheJqnukem

    3 жыл бұрын

    That Caitlin Jenner shit was uncomfortable to watch

  • @ontariomotorsport7038

    @ontariomotorsport7038

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheJqnukem I thought she was fine tbh. She came off kinda fake. But it was not that bad. I really liked the part where Berts dad talked to her. Made my day

  • @aaronwright113

    @aaronwright113

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewdiaz1631 l

  • @davidash6612
    @davidash66123 жыл бұрын

    Tom’s look to the camera after Bert said “I could be bigger than Mayor” had me rolling.

  • @JohnRalsten

    @JohnRalsten

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/c2ynys6EhrutgZs.html

  • @goodlove9421

    @goodlove9421

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen the new Kanye West and Joe Rogan interview?! kzread.info/dash/bejne/hWtopdapaNvRnM4.html

  • @Trevorc159

    @Trevorc159

    3 жыл бұрын

    These two comments are definitely Rick Rolls^^

  • @dobbler9944

    @dobbler9944

    3 жыл бұрын

    Z

  • @dobbler9944

    @dobbler9944

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@goodlove9421 z

  • @myousickoflife
    @myousickoflife3 жыл бұрын

    Bert for mayor would be like when homer designed his own car.

  • @coltonhoksbergen4261
    @coltonhoksbergen42613 жыл бұрын

    Bert "Why Can't Smart People Just Say My Ideas Are Good" Kreischer

  • @HowtoDieAlonePodcast
    @HowtoDieAlonePodcast3 жыл бұрын

    Saturday is for the boys, Mondays is for the Bears! 😀

  • @Mrnitti196
    @Mrnitti1963 жыл бұрын

    That episode of The Cabin with Ms Pat and Kaley Cuoco had me dying.. Ms Pat is a gem and rips on Big Bang Theory were on point

  • @tonygriffin3464

    @tonygriffin3464

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ms Pat is amazing!

  • @nuglife6489

    @nuglife6489

    3 жыл бұрын

    I liked Gabriels perfect comparison of putting those 2 together being like Tupac and Taylor Swift being put together. Ms Pat has never even heard of a filter.

  • @shawnwilson1514

    @shawnwilson1514

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought that one was funny but it was the least funniest off all the rest!

  • @battyb3080

    @battyb3080

    3 жыл бұрын

    When Joel had to go pick up the fish and he was like yeah Kaley you come with me and she kinda was like eh? And he was like yeah why don't you come with me and Bert like yeah,yeah yeah go with him 😌

  • @123PhoebeC

    @123PhoebeC

    3 жыл бұрын

    the entire episode was Ms Pat whining about not wanting to do any of the activities. She was the brat 😆😆

  • @mitchgoodrich9192
    @mitchgoodrich91923 жыл бұрын

    "I'm a pretty good archer" "How do you know this?" "I just am"

  • @chris4824
    @chris48243 жыл бұрын

    "I'm really not on social media a lot" Talks about his follower gains from that day 90 seconds later

  • @tylerjamesth47
    @tylerjamesth473 жыл бұрын

    Good morning two bears podcast family hope everyone has a great day

  • @DCPLJoshua

    @DCPLJoshua

    3 жыл бұрын

    You too g

  • @banehthistle7709

    @banehthistle7709

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks gamer, staying high n tight

  • @westhompson2340

    @westhompson2340

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, hope you do too!

  • @doesntmatter6361

    @doesntmatter6361

    3 жыл бұрын

    GoodMorningJulia

  • @ewesty222

    @ewesty222

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks man, you too

  • @iammcsuperluvin
    @iammcsuperluvin3 жыл бұрын

    "2 Bros 1 Pro" is the show we didn't know we needed!

  • @ScorpionP2C

    @ScorpionP2C

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yus!

  • @Vorador666
    @Vorador6663 жыл бұрын

    Update: Omg the next episodes are also amazing, thank you so much for this great show!

  • @lleok
    @lleok3 жыл бұрын

    watching this in 2021, every time they mention basketball I crack up

  • @jasonwalker5051
    @jasonwalker50513 жыл бұрын

    I have a feeling how Bert describes his tennis game is a perfect analogy for his love life: great serve but his ground game needs alot of work. Uh-hundred percent.

  • @bigbutt9999

    @bigbutt9999

    3 жыл бұрын

    Goteem

  • @well_as_an_expert_id_say

    @well_as_an_expert_id_say

    3 жыл бұрын

    After listening to the pods with LeAnn I'm fairly sure he's the catcher not the pitcher

  • @goodlove9421

    @goodlove9421

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen the new Kanye West and Joe Rogan interview?! kzread.info/dash/bejne/hWtopdapaNvRnM4.html 😂

  • @Rumpl4Skyn

    @Rumpl4Skyn

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Oh, uh-hundred percent."

  • @Coda117

    @Coda117

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats how he attracts all the dogs, A good tennis ball serve.

  • @WandoMcBallz
    @WandoMcBallz3 жыл бұрын

    Ahhh yes the best part of my Monday

  • @Gabriel.Melendez
    @Gabriel.Melendez3 жыл бұрын

    I'm have 2 hours before I go to work today, I ate, I have these awesome headphones I got for Christmas to listen to re-runs of 2 Bears 1 Cave which just makes my day every time I listen. Love you guys. Thank you.

  • @dollarstoreconsigliere
    @dollarstoreconsigliere3 жыл бұрын

    I'm convinced bert is essentially a manga character.

  • @toddkonrad2407

    @toddkonrad2407

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can never unsee this now

  • @eansba88-

    @eansba88-

    3 жыл бұрын

    Totally misread that as "maga" character. Lmao.

  • @dollarstoreconsigliere

    @dollarstoreconsigliere

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eansba88- Bruh that's actually way funnier hahaha he's a Maga character

  • @muppeify

    @muppeify

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was down two games and just pulled out an next level skill. It checks out

  • @tylizotte

    @tylizotte

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @sa6or
    @sa6or3 жыл бұрын

    10:40 whenever Nadav put all of his money on something, just bet the opposite

  • @BmHabib017

    @BmHabib017

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nadav is the Mush from Bronx Tale

  • @just1frosty516

    @just1frosty516

    3 жыл бұрын

    I da come down to say nadavs mush

  • @dollarstoreconsigliere

    @dollarstoreconsigliere

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is a wonderful comment lol

  • @funart6210

    @funart6210

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen the new Kanye West and Joe Rogan interview?! kzread.info/dash/bejne/hWtopdapaNvRnM4.html

  • @dinkwanderlust7981
    @dinkwanderlust79813 жыл бұрын

    Bert saying he doesn't actually spend a lot of time on social media is the best. Besides certain people in power, you rarely see a person lie with such conviction.

  • @zachattackp9

    @zachattackp9

    3 жыл бұрын

    Best comment I’ve seen thus far bro

  • @TY_RONE35
    @TY_RONE353 жыл бұрын

    2 Bears 1 cave XXL live event was fantastic! From start to finish 100............ hundred percent.

  • @Slim_T_ODB
    @Slim_T_ODB3 жыл бұрын

    How to get Bert to stop talking:Start praising him 😂

  • @connorleferink8456
    @connorleferink84563 жыл бұрын

    Y’all should play Paintball, that would be hilarious and Tom would have an advantage with the Taran Tactical training.

  • @t0nyR0s3

    @t0nyR0s3

    3 жыл бұрын

    How does this not have more likes?? PAINTBALL. Perfect challenge.

  • @Trevorc159

    @Trevorc159

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joe did it too and he is obsessive. Guarantee Joe has an advantage

  • @eansba88-

    @eansba88-

    3 жыл бұрын

    Get burt tom ari and joe to challenge various professionals at their game. Id love to see those 4 vs some trained paintballers. XD Edit; Joey Diaz has to be on the sideline in a coach role.

  • @jeffsharp2981

    @jeffsharp2981

    3 жыл бұрын

    These guys should take on Tiger and Phil in golf....would love to hear about top of the line strippers and gambling escapades!!

  • @alexanderjeromewhite2380

    @alexanderjeromewhite2380

    3 жыл бұрын

    I feel like ping pong would be good! Maybe frisbee golf

  • @StephenKyle91
    @StephenKyle913 жыл бұрын

    Came quicker than bert does when lassie comes on. You bet I’m coming up in May mommies!

  • @biguprochester

    @biguprochester

    3 жыл бұрын

    Phillip Oliver Holtz don’t be stingy Marc

  • @DanielDanger420

    @DanielDanger420

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like that post that Bert put up about his dog dying. Turned the commenting OFF! 😂 And I had "Probably fucked it to death!" cued up, and ready to go!

  • @titikiki89
    @titikiki893 жыл бұрын

    Bert...your squeals are hilarious, impossible not to burst out laughing with you man! Love ya!! Keep it real! Tom.. cant wait to see more of your stand-up, love your twisted sense of humor!

  • @OklahomaGanjaGrower
    @OklahomaGanjaGrower3 жыл бұрын

    I watched all Ep's of the Cabin last night... It was really good! Good job Bert!

  • @grant.bloomquist
    @grant.bloomquist3 жыл бұрын

    Definitely hiring a Cuban blunt roller for my wedding

  • @prasun911
    @prasun9113 жыл бұрын

    if yall post 2 podcasts a week, I'll invest in 2Bears1Cave Holding Corp.

  • @TimTheImpaler

    @TimTheImpaler

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bad timing. Tom is moving to Austin

  • @Brad_Whitley
    @Brad_Whitley Жыл бұрын

    I started watching your videos from the beginning. I'm on number 52 now. I love the changes throughout the years. Hope Bert is recovering well.

  • @inigomontoya619
    @inigomontoya6193 жыл бұрын

    I just realized these guys are the real life Step Brother's, bout to start prestige world wide wide wide wide

  • @alexsalgado5100
    @alexsalgado51003 жыл бұрын

    You can tell how upset Tom is at himself for losing to Bert. I can see the determination he has built to get back at him, he’s about to double up on his tennis lessons. 🤣🤣

  • @redick04clay
    @redick04clay3 жыл бұрын

    "He's exactly a John daly type" lol

  • @zigyparker7016
    @zigyparker70163 жыл бұрын

    Berts laugh is like when u pinch the ends of a ballon and let the air out haha squeeeek

  • @jakemate8442
    @jakemate84423 жыл бұрын

    Bert talking about Tjass is MINDBLOWING. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamparise8878
    @adamparise88783 жыл бұрын

    I love how happy Bert is when he’s listening to Toms coach 😂

  • @KD-dl5gv
    @KD-dl5gv3 жыл бұрын

    My girlfriend just pointed out that i'm more excited to watch 2b1c then i am to see her.

  • @biguprochester

    @biguprochester

    3 жыл бұрын

    Booya Kasha #metoo

  • @lubejar2498

    @lubejar2498

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tell her don’t be stingy

  • @Se7enDsinSGaming

    @Se7enDsinSGaming

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because girls aren't funny. Or good with conversation...

  • @Abitflippant

    @Abitflippant

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tell her she's going to live longer than Bert. You'll have time for later

  • @KCNicole

    @KCNicole

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Se7enDsinSGaming should I see myself out?

  • @nicolewestbrook7247
    @nicolewestbrook72473 жыл бұрын

    This and YMH are the only shows I will listen to the intro and closing music every time I watch. It’s so damn good!

  • @ScorpionP2C
    @ScorpionP2C3 жыл бұрын

    Back to the two bears I appreciate, well done lads!

  • @dbenz2938
    @dbenz29383 жыл бұрын

    Best thing about starting the week are these episodes airing.

  • @TendoTheDude
    @TendoTheDude3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not good at basketball. Let me rephrase that, I'm great at basketball"

  • @tess3000
    @tess30003 жыл бұрын

    Coach Mike is a trooper for staying on that call so long lmao

  • @paulbrumbaugh985
    @paulbrumbaugh9853 жыл бұрын

    As a former college tennis player, their tennis battle makes me so happy. Imagining Bert having a great serve is hilarious. He truly has the Mickey Mantle gene

  • @DigitalDuelist
    @DigitalDuelist3 жыл бұрын

    The Cabin is great! I just wish the episodes were an hour instead of 27 mins. The Donnell and Bobby episode was hilarious

  • @421less1

    @421less1

    3 жыл бұрын

    That caitlin jenner episode is the hardest ive laughed at anything in a while

  • @jeffreybell6716
    @jeffreybell67163 жыл бұрын

    Disc Golf would be interesting to see.

  • @StinFriggins

    @StinFriggins

    3 жыл бұрын

    They could turn it into the Bearlympics!!! I wanna see them swim too😂

  • @nikolascolivas1150

    @nikolascolivas1150

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would love that mess

  • @andruboine

    @andruboine

    3 жыл бұрын

    Excellent idea

  • @BoTillman46480

    @BoTillman46480

    3 жыл бұрын

    The #1 rated player in the state of Oklahoma would gladly fly to LA to coach them up to their full potential. Bert would fit right in, there’s like 2 black people in the whole sport and EVERYONE brings their dog to play.

  • @Trevin_Taylor

    @Trevin_Taylor

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BoTillman46480 is that you?

  • @adamgula11
    @adamgula113 жыл бұрын

    Tom vs Bert boxing using socker boppers would be a delight.

  • @brysontaylor1223
    @brysontaylor12233 жыл бұрын

    I love how Bert immediately not only wants to go against a pro but literally the best in the world

  • @UnknownEntity675
    @UnknownEntity6753 жыл бұрын

    The first thing I noticed at the beginning of the episode is that Tom has a laptop now because he's tired of Nadav searching for shit like a tiktok

  • @herpallday1284

    @herpallday1284

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nadav is googling

  • @chrisroberts43

    @chrisroberts43

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think it’s actually for the calls?

  • @UnknownEntity675

    @UnknownEntity675

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I put that together when he called his coach my bad, I just figured since tom always gets upset with him googling shit.

  • @ScorpionP2C

    @ScorpionP2C

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chrisroberts43 naw he bypassed nadav later in the episode to search his own shit

  • @potatoburgler1
    @potatoburgler13 жыл бұрын

    Bert being mayor said we need to cater to the rich and “get rid of homeless”

  • @jackkarapetyan2064

    @jackkarapetyan2064

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree

  • @goodlove9421

    @goodlove9421

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen the new Kanye West and Joe Rogan interview?! kzread.info/dash/bejne/hWtopdapaNvRnM4.html It’s hilarious!!

  • @nickpoppageorgio3468

    @nickpoppageorgio3468

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well hes win-win no matter who gets it this november

  • @menwithven8114

    @menwithven8114

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Berts and Bobby Lee's of the world are why L.A. is such a shit hole. Great comedians but absolutely terrible politics that ironically don't understand why they live in such a shit place.

  • @jackkarapetyan2064

    @jackkarapetyan2064

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@menwithven8114 yeah, you aren’t right. Regans decision to repeal the states ability to force people into mental health treatment and also other states willingness to send homeless people on 1 way tickets to Los Angeles is the main factor. Los Angeles does not ship our homeless out. Comedians with random thoughts on politics have no bearing on the city.

  • @cfrenchfrye
    @cfrenchfrye3 жыл бұрын

    the word ‘dejected’ has never been used this many times in any podcast ever

  • @hottrodd620
    @hottrodd6202 ай бұрын

    Bert and Tom should do a deep sea fishing trip. Most fish wins but every time someone catches a fish the other person has to take a shot and slam a beer 😂😂😂

  • @Saldr09e
    @Saldr09e3 жыл бұрын

    Bert is just good at everything because he is always so drunk and always is working on his hand and eye coordination while he is drunk so when he is sober he is extremely good lol

  • @TrollHunterxXx

    @TrollHunterxXx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Some thesis

  • @brandonmaldonado950
    @brandonmaldonado9503 жыл бұрын

    Bert drank with Austin?!?? Is there footage? That’s legendary 🤣

  • @BrettSland
    @BrettSland3 жыл бұрын

    A 2 Bears 1 Beer per hole golf challenge would be the greatest video of all time

  • @hurricanewarning11
    @hurricanewarning113 жыл бұрын

    I thought my dog was dying when Bert was laughing at 5:30

  • @mikeomgwtf

    @mikeomgwtf

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol no joke I ah hundred percent thought the same- started fostering a new dog yesterday and was making a coffee at the start of this

  • @kawaiiafangirl
    @kawaiiafangirl3 жыл бұрын

    I'm genuinely upset that Tom lost the tennis match.

  • @Yousuck00

    @Yousuck00

    3 жыл бұрын

    He doesn’t have the Mickey Mantle Gene.

  • @logancole5267

    @logancole5267

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who knows maybe he picked up some of Bert's Micky Mantle gene at the dominatrix during the live show that'll boost his skills

  • @danielpenrodii2389

    @danielpenrodii2389

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bert winning makes it even better. He gets shit on a lot, but letting his Mickey Mantle gene show is so entertaining. He’s got some hidden tricks up his sleeve, so a few W’s for him is always fun to watch

  • @ScorpionP2C

    @ScorpionP2C

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bert's wife has said a number of times "He's surprisingly athletic"

  • @jm2974
    @jm29743 жыл бұрын

    That live show was incredible

  • @mikem2626
    @mikem26263 жыл бұрын

    bert did tell tom that he played in tournaments but lost every match and his serve is the strongest part of his game

  • @Randomballstonight
    @Randomballstonight3 жыл бұрын

    Would be great if they released a video of the game. Come on Navad, don’t be stingy.

  • @timpeterson7956

    @timpeterson7956

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was on the live show

  • @AngelasAnythingShow

    @AngelasAnythingShow

    3 жыл бұрын

    they did on the live show

  • @chefwest77

    @chefwest77

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pay $10.53 and you can see that and MUUUUUCCCCHHHH MORE

  • @well_as_an_expert_id_say

    @well_as_an_expert_id_say

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everybody bragging they got talked out of $11 for a vid they can't go back to after a week

  • @zakkbeckettt

    @zakkbeckettt

    3 жыл бұрын

    We are bragging about supporting our favorite comedians chomo, one viewing was all I needed

  • @Khathaar
    @Khathaar3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not good at baseketball. Hold on, let me rephrase that. I'm great at basketball"

  • @Vorador666
    @Vorador6663 жыл бұрын

    I just finished watching "The Cabin" Bert's show on Netflix, man this is reaaaaaally great. If you enjoy 2 Bears 1 Cave, go check it out, it will totally be your jam. I really like how Bert also got Tom, Joey and LeeAn into the show. Good work Bert, you really worked hard on this :) Now I'm going back to binge watch all The Cabin episodes!

  • @theyetty4ever
    @theyetty4ever3 жыл бұрын

    my wife who hardly ever laughs was in the room when I was watching the cabin. We both laughed the entire time. Funniest stuff ever. Best part of it was the guys just hanging out with the huge bird.

  • @departedgardens9262
    @departedgardens92623 жыл бұрын

    I’m gonna pay for those live streams forever shit was perfect ! I love you guys thank you for bringing the entertainment we need during these dark times for everyone

  • @Dianasviews
    @Dianasviews3 жыл бұрын

    Now it’s a Good morning ☀️ thanks guys!

  • @lornebelford7162
    @lornebelford71623 жыл бұрын

    Ping-Pong , bowling, darts........all sports for XXXL man :-)

  • @yobum1894
    @yobum18943 жыл бұрын

    Bert- You said something when I served it to you, what did you say? Begging for that pat on the back 😂

  • @allyjay7395
    @allyjay73953 жыл бұрын

    I have a newfound respect for Bert. I'm not even into sports but can't help but admire his athleticism.

  • @going2hell4sure
    @going2hell4sure3 жыл бұрын

    Why did Burt saying "I'm never going to play baseball again" sound like Choda Boy saying he wasn't doing hamster style anymore? 😂😂😂

  • @Gusthecatinlondon

    @Gusthecatinlondon

    3 жыл бұрын

    Great reference!!

  • @Diestummemusiker

    @Diestummemusiker

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fuck that's an awesome orgasmo reference

  • @Diestummemusiker

    @Diestummemusiker

    3 жыл бұрын

    "dad, I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore" "that's nice"

  • @daveedg2473
    @daveedg24733 жыл бұрын

    Free throw/3 point comp, field goal kicks, ax throwing, field events like shotput or long jump haha

  • @dillonhuffman1755
    @dillonhuffman17553 жыл бұрын

    No Narcotic November and Don't Drink December!! 🤣

  • @jbird723
    @jbird7233 жыл бұрын

    I think Bert would finally be the final nail in LAs coffin 😂

  • @aroseyglow
    @aroseyglow3 жыл бұрын

    This show should be called 2 Berts Talking, One Tom Politely Listening.

  • @ScorpionP2C

    @ScorpionP2C

    3 жыл бұрын

    two funny guys one sour puss...that would be you

  • @NatoJacobs
    @NatoJacobs3 жыл бұрын

    Bert being good at stuff is it's own hilarious bit.

  • @shawnmurtaugh8123
    @shawnmurtaugh81233 жыл бұрын

    Love watching Tom stare at the camera with a slight smirk while Bert is talking shit

  • @j.pocket
    @j.pocket3 жыл бұрын

    27:36 Bert realizes his superpower is psychopathy.

  • @kennyjackson3839
    @kennyjackson38393 жыл бұрын

    I wanna see a contest where Tommy just talks and we see how long Bert can listen without saying anything.a test of true strength 😂😂

  • @KidBaklava504
    @KidBaklava5043 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if Bert player ball at FSU we’d never have been blessed with his savant like mannerisms and behaviors. He’d just be a AA hitting coach in Pensacola.

  • @drsavage3262
    @drsavage32623 жыл бұрын

    Next year.. September 2021-The New SS comes into power.. Bahaha 😂🤣😂 I love these two fooks!

  • @alextyre4488
    @alextyre44883 жыл бұрын

    “I just need one smart person to go ‘ya, this is actually a good idea.’” AKA- I just need a smart person to enable my behavior 😂😂😂

  • @misscatschutz1261

    @misscatschutz1261

    3 жыл бұрын

    white elephant

  • @Christopher-md7tf

    @Christopher-md7tf

    3 жыл бұрын

    Luckily, he's never going to find a smart person who thinks that

  • @TheLopez975
    @TheLopez9753 жыл бұрын

    Are they still waiting for the coke dealer???

  • @shawnmcvey7789

    @shawnmcvey7789

    3 жыл бұрын

    Someone, somewhere is always waiting for their coke dealer

  • @icyowens7853

    @icyowens7853

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha I think they were “waiting” on purpose

  • @joelav91

    @joelav91

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bikes got fixed tho

  • @Laser9113

    @Laser9113

    3 жыл бұрын

    We were completely lead on

  • @zakrivera8977

    @zakrivera8977

    3 жыл бұрын

    did anyone think they were ACTUALLY gonna be doing coke on screen? Thats an awful PR move. There was no chance.

  • @brandonhall5674
    @brandonhall56743 жыл бұрын

    HELL YEAH 1 v 1 that shit 👏🏾 Great episode by two legends 🔥💯

  • @andrewb.2895
    @andrewb.28953 жыл бұрын

    For a competition I would definitely pay to see a boxing match between Tom and Bert. Tom "The Murderer" Segura Vs. Bert "The Dog Fucking Machine" Kreischer.👏

  • @MrMaximum51
    @MrMaximum513 жыл бұрын

    08:00 "I'm in pymyjamas now" Alright Brett

  • @Entac1165

    @Entac1165

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you! For a second i though i was the only one who heard xD

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