This is a low key intervention they do every year for Bert

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

It’s getting tired. Especially with all the cigar smoking

@shouldaboughtahonda

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I always said hahahahah

@mastertine

Жыл бұрын

@@shouldaboughtahonda u o.

@duinthadope420

Жыл бұрын

What's low key about all of them openly saying "we do this for Bert"?

@BallmerPeakPoker

Жыл бұрын

Lol yea it's not at all low key that this started and continues mostly for berts benefit

Bert still doesn't think he's an alcoholic

@oddthequiet4868

Жыл бұрын

It was his kidneys, not his liver.

@tsquirrel8675

Жыл бұрын

First step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. If you dont admit it then you dont have a problem

@Mr.Opinion

Жыл бұрын

LOLOL trueee

@HarryDuBois616

Жыл бұрын

he won't be alive in 10 years

@NTHEREFF

Жыл бұрын

Unlike you as an alcoholic his life is a good time

Drank and did blow religiously from 14 to 27 and ended up stopping because how depressed it made me feel by the end. Regular life had no zest. I thought people who hiked or did regular activities were all full of shit. 7 years sober now, hiking my ass of and loving every minute of it.

@everythingiswonderful.ever8651

Жыл бұрын

It saps your life from you. It's a grand chemical trick of the human mind, and only a few substances in the universe have this effect.

@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157

Жыл бұрын

You should get back on coke. Its sooooo much better than hiking

@fadilfawzi7879

Жыл бұрын

Happy for you for real

@arianaalvarez6579

Жыл бұрын

After a while the depression and anxiety gets worse. I used to ask how do people feel depressed and anxious at the same time. Well now I know.

@scott4587

Жыл бұрын

@@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 What about coke while hiking?

It’s too bad that every sober October Bert says how phenomenal he feels, he’s sleeping better, he’s healthier, his anxiety is better , he’s happier. And then every November first he goes straight back to the booze

@773fishing2

Жыл бұрын

Alcoholism is a bitch

@treyjetson5320

Жыл бұрын

Yea if sobriety is so great why doesnt he stay with it?

@Zure467

Жыл бұрын

Being drunk with enough money to not worry is a great thing. My wife was dumb or smart and had children with me and I've been sober since. But being a Bert is great.

@TheSophisticatedSavage

Жыл бұрын

@@treyjetson5320 He's weak. He kicked a woman out because he's bad I'm bed and she made fun of quick draw McGrew

@Enethriel

Жыл бұрын

You sound like someone who has a lot going on with their life.

I think Bert might be living proof of positive thinking 🤣

@sevenigma.

Жыл бұрын

fairly certain i'm the female Burt 🐎🤸‍♂️🦾💨🤓 what does not kill you, WILL make you stronger 🏋‍♂️

@jeradklein1466

Жыл бұрын

Yeah cuz if that was me I would have slap Ari shaffir

@jeradklein1466

Жыл бұрын

On top of that Bert kreischer is a simp of a friend you can walk over him and he don't care

@AnkitSingh-ns1eo

Жыл бұрын

@@sevenigma. that you have requested

@clavo6498

Жыл бұрын

@@sevenigma. let me make u stronger w my pipi

The harms of drinking effect Bert's quality of life, life expectancy and family. That didn't get him to change. But when the doctor said it would effect his career Bert took the problem seriously.

@aaabbbccc985

Жыл бұрын

Because his career is what supports his family and their happiness which is what he does it for. You can't be "The Machine" and not party. Hopefully, he gets smart and slowly transitions away from being The Machine and just using his fame to make money other ways. They've already started doing it with the podcasts, merch, etc. But as long as Bert tours, he will always have that party animal reputation to up hold.

@-.-Monster

Жыл бұрын

If you think Bert cares about his family you are full fledged delusional

@krich7581

Жыл бұрын

That’s the Tom Brady 😊

@badxradxandy

Жыл бұрын

Egotistical narcissist only cares about himself

@billybonilly8570

Жыл бұрын

@@aaabbbccc985 so continue to destroy his body because of how he is known? Wow. I hope you don't have people close to you who have dependency issues because you sound like an enabler, bud.

Listening to these conversations by grown men in the middle of their lives makes it easier to realize that we’re all still kids inside

@yourerightiamright.3709

Жыл бұрын

Very rich famous kids that also show you we're all just people.

I drink alot like bert. Last year i went sober from november until february, I lasted 3 months! First time i ever did that since high school. I dropped 30 pounds and was hitting the gym adding more muscle. dropped down in waist size. But over the summer I fell back to my old ways of drinking and gained 20 lbs. Im gonna try and go sober again, i last drank on october 6th. So im on day 2 now. Im extra motivated this time. Hopefully I can stay sober from Alcohol the rest of my life

@ricksanchez3189

Жыл бұрын

good luck, youll feel a lot better without alcohol.

@exposingtribalism

Жыл бұрын

AA

@TheHSIHP

Жыл бұрын

@@exposingtribalism is a cuit

@TheHSIHP

Жыл бұрын

@@exposingtribalism cult

@conorm8

Жыл бұрын

Gotta take up something just as addictive to replace it.. try gaming.. great time waster

It’s good they do Sober October to help Bert out and it’s awesome that Bert can stick to it...but it seems like every year it just gives him confirmation he’s “healthy” enough to go right back to his normal habits the other 11 months of the year

@automaticwriting4220

Жыл бұрын

@Malone Brown Sounds like you know what you’re talking about considering the fact that they haven’t done if for a couple of years now.

@FlyinggMushroom

Жыл бұрын

@@automaticwriting4220 cutt the shit. They've done this a million times. Everytime Bert goes through this

@Presticles1

Жыл бұрын

Bert literally convinces himself multiple times a year that hes healthy enough to keep partying. He said that he got bloodwork back from his Doctor and the doctor said "I don't know how but you're perfectly healthy..." and he talks mad shit. He will live like he lives no matter what. AT LEAST...if they do Sober October he'll have a month where hes cleans up and he'll have some residual benefits after.

@ImDaveMatthews

Жыл бұрын

@Drone Adventures you’re right. We all have a limited amount of empathy and mine was entirely used up in the 30 seconds it took me to type out my comment

@davegrabowski6123

Жыл бұрын

Its not to help Bert

It's ridiculous that Bart is probably going to outlive all of these guys.

@bernlin2000

Жыл бұрын

How can that be possible when Tom is obviously going to murder and cannibalize him?

@007oskari

Жыл бұрын

How on earth would he ever outlive Tom or joe?

@mcqfree

Жыл бұрын

ole' bart

@migrantson

Жыл бұрын

@@007oskari ...it's the way the world works my friend....unjust, absurd, and nonsensical.

@migrantson

Жыл бұрын

@@bernlin2000 lol good point

from 4:30 to 5:30 had me dying because it reminded me of typical convos id have with the boys just talking shit making jokes cracking up.. man these guys are probably so fun to hangout with.

I love Joe pretending that Austin isn’t crawling with homeless people.

@NA86737

Жыл бұрын

That shows how much of a bubble he's in

@gary_beniford

Жыл бұрын

Joe thinks there's no homeless because the mayor told him he fixed it lol

@jeffs70chevelle

Жыл бұрын

@@NA86737 literally, he probably has vehicles with bullet proof glass parked in his compound of a residence. I'd probably be spending/investing my money the same way

Joe’s subtle burn of the Liver King was hilarious

@sawyerrice3244

Жыл бұрын

Except Joe never admits that his physique is due in large part to T and that he doesn't do it for "health" reasons

@artelisaris

Жыл бұрын

@@sawyerrice3244 but he just did

@ChainsawTV1

Жыл бұрын

He needs to have him on, would be hilarious

@wonkieb364

Жыл бұрын

@@sawyerrice3244 he literally admitted that in the clip… plus low testosterone for men is unhealthy later in life…

@johns5263

Жыл бұрын

@@artelisaris right.... lmao

The only time Bart isn't lying is when he's asleep.

@CantTellYou

Жыл бұрын

Some would say everybody is lying when they sleep, they would be grammatically incorrect but still some would say

@ski_xy

Жыл бұрын

He might be lying in his dreams

@Dadbod007

Жыл бұрын

100%

@RealMTBAddict

Жыл бұрын

BERT

I love how Bert can feel this good after stopping alcohol and after October ends he jumps on booz again.

@Janzer_

Жыл бұрын

he looks like ass in this whoop ad on 2b1c ep153

@perz400

Жыл бұрын

Is that booz addiction?

@Tupemo

Жыл бұрын

Atleast this break gives him time to consider, but it's unfortunately a big part of his identity and act, maybe he is worried that he wont connect with people the same way without it

@bingus549

Жыл бұрын

@@elonfux2492 tell that to his kids dumbass

@elonfux2492

Жыл бұрын

@@bingus549 KZread deleted your comment, but shut your fat a$$ up. Part of being high functioning means he can be (and is) a good father despite his drinking . All his doctors say he’s perfectly healthy despite his drinking. So sit down and stfu dweeb

Listened to the whole podcast. Friendship, loyalty & love are everything.

There has to be an age where you stop calling it “partying”, Bert hit that two decades ago.

@die4race

Жыл бұрын

I always said this to my friends , If you look like you could be a Father , that's it , stick to beer or wine once or twice a month with the boys or a dinner with your lover

@iluvmyeski

Жыл бұрын

@@die4race nah. if im going to work all week and paying my own bills ill party on the weekend.

@RealMTBAddict

Жыл бұрын

@@iluvmyeski 45 years old partying like you're 23 ain't gonna work little bro.

@iluvmyeski

Жыл бұрын

@@RealMTBAddict it does for some people.

@RealMTBAddict

Жыл бұрын

@@iluvmyeski works mentally until your body falls apart. Great plan...

Bert’s not going to quit drinking, but he will tease his great changes coming anyway.

@truthview7261

Жыл бұрын

Bbb

I think Tom’s facial expressions are the highlight of this whole thing 😂

@temporarytemporary8960

Жыл бұрын

Glad you think so

Watching these guys together is what got me into podcasts ...classic episodes

As a recovering alcoholic, I experienced every physical change Bert is experiencing in the first week.

good on bert for improving his health, good job man dont give up

I absolutely love how Bart's closest friends are starting to call him out on his exaggerations and flat out lies.

@VestigialHead

Жыл бұрын

Why have several people commented about Bart? Did you and they watch a different video? There is no Bart on this video.

@j.l.russell8835

Жыл бұрын

@@VestigialHead isn’t there?

@flowerasteroid6241

Жыл бұрын

​@@VestigialHead its a running inside joke with bert and tom and your moms house podcast to spell or say Berts name in the most wrong ways possible lol

@VestigialHead

Жыл бұрын

@@j.l.russell8835 No there isn't.

@VestigialHead

Жыл бұрын

@@flowerasteroid6241 Ahh okay. I missed that one.

Two years sober in three days. I definitely feel a lot better now. I was a becoming a horrible drunk towards the end of my alcoholic reign. A lot of my relationships between my love, family and friends have benefited.

@gardenstate732

Жыл бұрын

keep going

@scrantondangler8068

Жыл бұрын

@@gardenstate732 thanks, I plan on it.

@scrantondangler8068

Жыл бұрын

@Patrick O'Brien good stuff man.👍

@robbosuave6165

Жыл бұрын

How did you get 2 years sober in just 3 days? LOL

@TheDirtymikenation

Жыл бұрын

Good shit Prison Mike keep it up

Bert's that kind of friend that spends half of their time talking about doing healthy shit, but doesn't actually commit to being healthy.

@TheLivirus

Жыл бұрын

He's doing healthy shit, but also unhealthy shit.

@wowhowbizarre8176

Жыл бұрын

Correction he’s committed to doing just enough heathy things to survive an unhealthily life style.

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

He never shuts up. No matter the subject it all comes back to him ugh

@gial8862

Жыл бұрын

yea its annoying. This is like the 5th bert intervention

@chrismaguire9532

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much every friend of mine lol “yo dude I’m getting back into the gym”..yeah ok. I’ve heard this story a million times

I have just over a year sober. The mental and physical health benefits are astounding.

LOVE this, bringing the stories!

He’s sober. He sounds clear and is explaining himself in more.. sensible and detailed way.❤

Doing my first sober October and feel great thanks you guys for the inspiration!

Bert really loves to hear himself talk, and it's amazing how he can't make the connection between all of his health problems and his insane daily alcohol instake.

@crashn2me105

Жыл бұрын

Living proof that some people are just plain stupid............ Eat only as much as you need to feel satisfied rather eat until you are full.

@fatherfoopie

Жыл бұрын

leave the guy alone, hes successful and you're talking about him lol. You're "worried" about him/

I quit drinking seven years ago. While I have had a great life up to that point, my life is so much better now that I would never consider ever drinking alcohol again. I enjoyed this very much, Joe. I also love that you are wearing a t-shirt from my favorite archery store!

"Welcome to Austin Joe" 😂😂😂 I died

@truthview7261

Жыл бұрын

Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqWWp9WKY5Sum7A.html

@cuhzlightyear8151

Жыл бұрын

Joe's face after that 🤣🤣🤣

These r BY FAR my favorite podcasts of all time. Sober October 2 recap is one of the best hangs iv heard

“He drinks wine on a treadmill” 😂 ol’ Bert kills me

I can relate so much to how Joe described working out while high. The mind muscle connection is insane

@jamescollins2638

Жыл бұрын

But the mind-motivation connection is shit

@adamlanglois563

Жыл бұрын

@@jamescollins2638 that right there varies by the individual. Never been a gym guy myself but hard labour and farm work were always awesome to get in the zone after some good trees. Too much fun to empty the mind and turn up the ass kicking machine

@mitchelll3879

Жыл бұрын

Joe is too small to do much lifting or working out..they showed an enhanced audio of him working out a few years back and him kicking the glove sounded like a 100 mph baseball hitting a mitt.. without the audio enhancement it sounded about like my grandson hitting a sofa cushion..I don't buy alot of Joe's stuff and he looks like a very oily person who isn't healthy

@Freakishd

Жыл бұрын

@@mitchelll3879 thank you for your completely irrelevant tangent

@allstarlord9110

Жыл бұрын

@@mitchelll3879 Well he is on juice, so not very healthy at all

Sober October so far for me is going good. Got a long way to go.

Bert could actually become a machine if he kept up with the good habits

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

But he never will. Somewhere along the line he convinced himself he’s this super athlete that just has a little beer belly.

@chillinwithchris1536

Жыл бұрын

@@samanthab1923 His arms are jacked. Have you not seen them? 😂

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

@@chillinwithchris1536 No, he just looks like a huge Baby Huey to me. 😂

@comfortablebloodshed7494

Жыл бұрын

Ah nice reference

@jeffs70chevelle

Жыл бұрын

kept up? the dude is smoking and probably eating more garbage than he says

Tom was spot on. Getting high and shooting hoops was the coolest in high school.

@GotDamBoi

Жыл бұрын

smoke sesh with the fellas then 5 on 5 for a few hours....good times

@mr.wildcat405

Жыл бұрын

@@GotDamBoi yes sir!

so stoked to see the guys giving Ian Bagg the recognition that he deserves. He's hands down one of my favorite comics, and I always try to see him live whenever he's in town. If you haven't already, check out his material, SO FUNNY!!

@Itskingcodone

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about?

I def was high functioning, good fam life, good job, always did well there. Just drank at night. Still pretty young and it started causing health issues. Got acute pancreatitis 3x.. dumped the liquor down the sink and have not had a drink for almost 2 weeks now. Guess I'm joining you guys for sober October, except I'm not going to start again. Alchohol is straight up poision

@stdr04

Жыл бұрын

Yep. I quit cigarettes a year ago. Ended up taking a break from drinking because it made me want to smoke. After a year, I’ve tried several times to have a drink, and every time, it felt and tasted like poison. I don’t have anything against it, just makes no sense to drink poison.

@chasecentario5308

Жыл бұрын

Congrads ! After 10 days your Dopamine comes back to level after 30 days without a drink begins a new habit of not drinking.

@crypt0dood605

Жыл бұрын

Same, bud. Had acute pancreatitis twice, 4 months apart. My body does NOT like alcohol. Sober life is good life.

@sumyunggui8750

Жыл бұрын

Good luck and keep it up👍 I'm still on the struggle bus, it's definitely a battle.

@JoJoJoker

Жыл бұрын

Yeah…alcohol, unlike most actual drugs such as opium or coca or cannabis, is literal poison.

My mother drank a bottle of jose cuervo gold every day for almost 30 years. When she was diagnosed with cancer and she had to stop drinking for surgery, they realized that her blood pressure corrected itself after 36 hours of not drinking to healthy levels. Essentially they had been feeding her high blood pressure medication for more than 20 years so she could drink with normal BP. Crazy

@stokular

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit your mom was a beast, I can’t imagine that

@GLo1991

Жыл бұрын

Doesn’t sound like the drs fault

@Le_Petomane

Жыл бұрын

If she was drinking that amount for that length of time she wouldn't be able to stop drinking cold turkey she would literally potentially die from withdrawals and with high chance of hallucinations, convolutions and seizures. Alcohol is possibly the most dangerous drug to quit. It would of been a medically supervised detox either that or your talking sh!t.

@streetchronicles5693

Жыл бұрын

$$$$$$$ welcome to big pharma

@SLUBUG

Жыл бұрын

How I'd that their fault? Your mom is a drunk

Bert is always “getting better”

I've been doing it this month as well. I only ever drank on the weekends but even just cutting that out has made a massive difference in my cardio at the gym

Bert almost always starts a sentence with "I ..."

@3rdeye931

Жыл бұрын

He’s a narcissist.

@MrPink5754

Жыл бұрын

Bet he drank before this podcast.

@SolidBladeSnake

Жыл бұрын

Oh shit an individual speaking with individual grammar?

@theopenmouth9695

Жыл бұрын

@@SolidBladeSnake THE POINT ------- YOUR HEAD

@3rdeye931

Жыл бұрын

@@SolidBladeSnake “Individual grammar” I think the term you meant to use was “personal pronouns.” Next time you want to make a smart comment make sure you use the correct terms.

berts liver is praising all that exists

@truthview7261

Жыл бұрын

Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqWWp9WKY5Sum7A.html

Bert is the type of dude that quits drinking a couple of days, works out for 3 days and starts thinking he’s in the best shape of his life.

@mohdfirdausfaisalmiohamed4456

Жыл бұрын

😂

@yourrealdad816

Жыл бұрын

This hit way too close to home haha

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

Of course. Same with his career. Come out take your shirt off, show off the gut & drink massive amounts. That’s an act?

@Darkitectband

Жыл бұрын

@@yourrealdad816 Haha same!

@GotDamBoi

Жыл бұрын

@@samanthab1923 you'd do the same thing if somebody paid you like they pay Bert lol

this is actually helps people dealing with addiction issues.

Happy to hear that Björt is doing good.

@ateam505

Жыл бұрын

Definitely. So happy for Bært!

I feel like Bert is definitely lying about his Blood pressure lol

@bingus549

Жыл бұрын

he's lying about everything hes an untreated alchoholic

@truthview7261

Жыл бұрын

Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola . kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqWWp9WKY5Sum7A.html 🙏

@Antherios92

Жыл бұрын

@@truthview7261 a nadie le interesa su trap mierda, busque trabajo mejor

I've been completely sober for 6 months no weed or booze

@fazalihtisham4421

Жыл бұрын

How u feeling

@MisterWealth

Жыл бұрын

Nice! keep it up

@papivas1017

Жыл бұрын

Good for you !

@chapa4522

Жыл бұрын

😮

@dustywagon298

Жыл бұрын

Who tf asked?

Bro this is fire!!!

Bert always makes paper thin excuses as to why he cannot stay away from alcohol, which is the telltale sign of an addict. Even when talking about his doctor visits, he says his doctor thinks he’s a perfect male specimen and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with his health. Ironically, it’s the funniest thing he’s ever said in his entire stand-up career. It’s hilarious that Bert still has no idea that Sober October was created to get him sober, yet he treats it like a school camping trip with his buddies

@dontcare7086

Жыл бұрын

Bert knows he is a addict. He did a podcast with Chris Destanfino and Chris asked how Bert deals with not seeing his kids grow up because Chris was in tears at the realization he is missing his kids lives. Bert said "wtf are you talking about how do I deal with it?" He holds up a glass of whiskey and says it's 10 am. Bert was crying to and told Chris he wished he could tell him it gets better but it doesn't. That conversation shows bert knows his coping mechanism is alcohol and he is fully aware he has a full blown addiction by pointing out he is drinking whiskey on the rocks before noon. Now I think he gave terrible advice because Sebastian has been grinding for decades and has a family without using drugs to deal with being away from his family for all those years. Just pointing out how bert is fully aware he is a full blown alcoholic. He only talks about it realistically when he is comfortable, he doesn't admit to it when he is put on the spot for it.

@usernotfound904

Жыл бұрын

Ummm no. Rogan does it to show how much more fit he is than his fat, out of shape friends. Remember he has Napoleon Complex. Every year, he insists its a fitness competition, despite him being on PEDs and all his buddies being fat and out of shape addicts. Great friend Joe is. 🙄🥴

God I feel really sad for Bert, I just lost my dad due to heavy drinking. I really hope he has seen a Hepatologist or a Gastroenterologist. By the time mine saw one half of his liver was a tumor and the Cirrhosis was so bad he only lasted 3 months.

@RealMTBAddict

Жыл бұрын

People think alcohol is a joke.

@nkxseal8398

Жыл бұрын

@@RealMTBAddict I never really liked it just seeing how it took over my dad's life and destroyed it. It's hard to know the effects binge drinking can have until it effects someone close to you or you are in the medical field.

@RealMTBAddict

Жыл бұрын

@@nkxseal8398 I agree. Saw my dad go through a few drinking phases, was not a pretty sight. He ended up passing from cigarettes in 2019.

@GetRocked69

Жыл бұрын

How old was he?

@nkxseal8398

Жыл бұрын

@@GetRocked69 Just turned 60 but he started heavily drinking at 45.

Bert immediately looks less bloated and a little skinnier! His body is still able to recover in my opinion, if he’s willing to make a change with his drinking. And he should while his body is still able to heal itself and work through the damage effectively.

@karma2236

Жыл бұрын

I agree

As a fellow alum of Bert’s I have these same bad habits and physical anomalies as I approach my 30s. I need to cut out everything bad and replace em with good bc it doesn’t matter if you can do it but do you wanna regret doing it a few decades later. We gotta responsibility to ourselves and loved ones. This was actually inspiring

Bert talks so much. Tom loves Joe defending his evaluations of Bert.

“Right now? I’m looking at you” hilarious retort from Joe

Swear Bert says same thing ever sober October but come November he’ll be drinking it up like nobodies business. Vicious cycle.

Sitting, drinking, smoking, chatting especially with your childhood boys 🔥🤣...🤣. The vibe feels like out of world those conversations becomes stories for life. Amen.

I love Tom and Berts relationship. "I look AMAZING!" "HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

I wanna see them do a "never sober October". Week 1..... cocaine and crack. Week 2..... heroin Week 3...... psychedelics Week 4..... xanax

@jproper

Жыл бұрын

Week one would last a month haha Crack is another realm

@TheTurdballs420

Жыл бұрын

Tremendous!

It’s so nice to see Ari try out kindness comedy. I think he could realize it’s just truth timed well that’s most funny.

This whole episode was great

Joe : I'm on testarone unlike liver king 👑 I'm telling the truth

@Jakenatorr

Жыл бұрын

Mpmd rapid deployment

@Azoria4

Жыл бұрын

He said like liver king not unlike

You can't get a word in with Bert around

That’s great for Bert that he’s feeling better but Tom also looks like he’s starting to slim down also

4:25 cracks me to up…. 😂😂😂 liver king part was hella funny 😂

So happy for Bert for doing this sober October. I do wish that Bert though at the end of the month would just stop drinking all together. Tom is for sure scared for him. I hope this is the jump start for him taking control over his health.

@mobucks555

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree. Tom looks so much better compared to just a few years ago. Bert however seems to seesaw rapidly. I think he'll be fine though, if he's telling the truth about his medical results.

@Alistair

Жыл бұрын

he's already done it before. It sounds like he could do with toning it back a skitch, but I don't see the point in stopping altogether

@bingus549

Жыл бұрын

It won't be

@oaksnice

Жыл бұрын

The way he talks it sounds like he rationalize his drinking. He thinks he can turn healthy any time he wants too as long as he quits drinking, and sober October reinforces that every year. Until it doesn't. On the other hand, we don't really know how much he drink. People tend to exaggerate for a good story.

@bingus549

Жыл бұрын

@@oaksnice his friends know how nuch he drinks and theyre all very worried

Sober October, while they are smoking cigars 😂

the fluffing in front of the mirror killed me. I thought I was alone 😂😂

I’m proud of you Bert

I never heard of Sober October!! This is great!

@dewmontain123

Жыл бұрын

For real. I been thinking October is like one of those months when all the beer fests happen. Am i wrong? Haha i like this though

@yodaddy9362

Жыл бұрын

@@dewmontain123 depends. October fest was every day for me.

@activesmoker2.084

Жыл бұрын

Not if your birthday is in October

@firemusic8101

Жыл бұрын

Casual

Tom’s facial expressions when Burt talks about his vomiting in his sleep is tragic and poetic. Tom realizes that his friend is close to death, but masks it because he doesn’t want to tame his friends soul.

@johncollins211

Жыл бұрын

Yeah dead people dont have souls anymore so i wouldnt be too worried about trying to tame him.

@Kostadin_Arolski

Жыл бұрын

You sound like that meme of the literature teacher

@DW-ld4ri

Жыл бұрын

Tame his friends soul,🙄he's addicted to alcohol, and you act like it's something magical?

@johncollins211

Жыл бұрын

@@DW-ld4ri its is magically awful.

Fascinating! How Joeis just so full of IT .. I MEAN WOW!!

Haha Brendan Schwaub so wanted to be part of Sober October this is probably crushing him!

@tylerh1648

Жыл бұрын

He's not apart of this friend group, he's apart of the Eddie Bravo and Bryan Callen friend group

@slick3996

Жыл бұрын

@@tylerh1648 yea the weirdo group

It seems like Bert just goes from doctor to doctor until he hears what he wants to hear.

‘I look amazing’ I love Bert

Why is it everytime i watch a video on this Rogan channel i have to resubscribe? And its 100% my favorite

I'm doing Sober October with you guys, let's go!

@Ashley_Schaeffer

Жыл бұрын

Salae pegg lala...

Pingtrip is gonna have a field day with this one 😂😂😂!!

Love these guys on Sober October!!! It is the best ever!! Bert Rocks!!!

Since I am sober now for 60 days, I have lost 30 pounds... I have a sip or 2 a WEEK now, and I feel GREAT Good luck with your challenges in sober October all!

@rachelroberts633

Жыл бұрын

"BULLSHIT" 🤣🤣

@ghostpoop2349

Жыл бұрын

A sip is not sober. Slippery slope. I hope you keep up with it. 🙏

@damienduff7471

Жыл бұрын

@@ghostpoop2349 likely not an addict like Bert so a sip or two is probably more than manageable

@TheHumanRanger

Жыл бұрын

​@@ghostpoop2349 I was an addict for 20 years, and both of my parents were addicts. Now I have the control to say no, to mean no, and to not do the thing I know deep down is really bad for me. Instead I choose to do what is GOOD for me, what is RIGHTEOUS. I failed and tried again, over and over for YEARS and I have finally WON! It is a tough fight, and I finally accomplished it! Normally I have a sip or 2 to calm the addict voice in my head, as directed by a medical professional... and last weekend, the addict voice was silent :) Lean on someone who loves you and you CAN get through it! If I can win against the addiction, so can you! God bless! You can do it!

@TheHumanRanger

Жыл бұрын

@@ghostpoop2349 Thank you! All the best to you!

Ari always looks like he's being filmed in portrait mode.

@unclebirdie895

Жыл бұрын

Right wtf why lol I'm tripping bro you're so right

1:28 is how I feel every time Bert tells something

My god I love your show

Worst part of of sober October is that once the month over Bert goes back to his old ways

I walked out of chipotle once, and saw a homeless skinny black dude sitting outside the doors and thought I should offer him my bowl, and go order another. So I walked over and he asked what kinda meat, I told him it was steak and he said he likes chicken and rejected the offer 😂

@matwest711

Жыл бұрын

Bruh no shit I saw a lady give a homeless dude a bowl in Salt Lake City and he read the ingredients and gave it back because he only eats organic hahah

@jzbone1448

Жыл бұрын

If they didn't ask for it that's fair. If they asked YOU for the food then it's ungrateful

@clc477

Жыл бұрын

Get a fing job or grow it yourself or welp no pity truly I dint ask for nothing so welp when did we become the suckers of the world cause we're about to lose our advantage 🤔

@genzcurmudgeon8037

Жыл бұрын

Homeless people aren’t hungry they’re mentally I’ll drug addicts.

@lildebbie1062

Жыл бұрын

Bruh if your homeless and have no food you’ll eat anything to stay alive; the fuck does he mean he prefers chicken? Just take the damn bowl stupid 😂

Bert was on fire for this episode!

Love this!!!

One day at work, I checked my BP. It was 180/100. I was drinking a fifth a day at 30 years old, every evening. A month later I got off the booze, and 120/60. I always wondered why I felt like shit, constantly. Duh. Alcohol is a hard drug to do.

@ZombieRommel

Жыл бұрын

A fifth? So 750ml or a bottle a day? Of whiskey? That's a shit ton of alcohol daily.

@charliedillon1400

Жыл бұрын

@@ZombieRommel 15 servings of alcohol in a 750ml. I did at least ten drinks every day for over a decade. When you drink like that the first five don't do much.

@samuelvaughn3557

Жыл бұрын

200 over 160 at 165 pounds 5,10 height.

@Kostadin_Arolski

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelvaughn3557 and?

@sunnirae1900

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I drink what I think is a lot and mine is always 120/60 even when it feels like "ugh, I feel like shit, this is gunna be when I actually have higher blood pressure." Nope. Highest recorded for me was 130/70. I can't IMAGINE what 180/100 must feel like.

Bert ate a carrot and is like “I’m healthier now, it’s was hard and tough. I still eat whatever and drink though”

I can't wait for the toon version of this 😂

The callout on the Liver King was hilarious.

Love it when they are all together. Just needs Alex Jones and Joey Diaz and heaven

Sober October is just a pick-me-up therapy session for Bart lol

@brysonbridges1496

Жыл бұрын

It was started for him lmao

@RealMTBAddict

Жыл бұрын

BERT

@Andrewlang90

Жыл бұрын

@@RealMTBAddict Thanks Captain Obvious. You clearly don’t get it, so don’t correct my intentional misspelling

@Supadrumma441

Жыл бұрын

@@RealMTBAddict whoosh

@RealMTBAddict

Жыл бұрын

@@Supadrumma441 open your mouth i gotta fart

One day this will be a Distinct memory , but the memory will be amazing , bless you all 🙏

2 minutes and 15 seconds in i just wanted to say thank you and i love you all this is gold

I've gotta say, I don't believe Bert anymore, he's totally cheating. The way he drinks eleven months out of the year, if he just cold turkeyed at this point he'd be in *hard* DTs. Plus, the way he's talking here is the way I talked when I ditched school and was trying to pretend I didn't. All kinds of unnecessary details.

@brownacid4397

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing. I was boozin pretty hard during the covid lockdowns for about a year and ended in the hospital because I tried quitting cold turkey. They gave me librium to prevent seizures and stroking out. Something don't add up with his story.

@CaliforniaCarpenter7

Жыл бұрын

@@brownacid4397 Exactly the same with me other than the fact that I was boozin' hard a couple years before you. I bit part of my tongue off during a seizure and I'll never get it back. Easily could have died when I drank like Bert and quit but the only thing I had going for me was that I was in my twenties and thank God I survived. I haven't been drunk or hungover in years and it is because I quit cold turkey and felt the horrors of DTs. I hope everything is going good for you dude!

@brownacid4397

Жыл бұрын

@@CaliforniaCarpenter7 Glad you survived! That's a wild story. I drank for many years very moderately but it became daily and heavy right when the pandemic sent me into unemployment. I was probably drinking 15 budweisers and a pint of bourbon daily at my worst. I never want to go through that hell again.

@nah3193

Жыл бұрын

Yea there's no way. He should be shaking and have crazy anxiety by now

@CaliforniaCarpenter7

Жыл бұрын

@@brownacid4397 That's a lot, dude! And I did the same. Always worked construction and always had a couple after work. But light, a six pack. Then a huge fire came through my area and in just a few months I lost everything. Fire didn't even burn my house down, but I lost it anyways when my insurance got dropped after the fire and I had to switch companies and they wanted ten grand a year. Couldn't afford it, so I was homeless and sleeping in my car like a druggie. Plus all my local work vanished because people couldn't afford to pay me anymore. Savings were gone. No rentals in California, but lots of parking places. In retrospect I know now that I just wanted to die. Can't blame the booze, it was my own mental problem. But one person cared enough about me to talk about my alcoholism without insulting me or calling me a bum. And that person convinced me to quit when they teared up after saying I was going to die. Cold turkey after that one conversation! But fuck was it bad. Unforgettable. And then you make it out of the woods and have to deal with all the disaster you created through negligence or outright drunken stupidity and my list was very long. It was like turning eighteen all over again and starting from scratch - except now with a pretty solid criminal record 😆. Sorry for the essay, brother, but I'm glad you made it too! I hope you keep kicking ass, dude!

I started sober October inspired by you sir (J. R.) I’ve been a cigarette smoker, weed , some alcohol, Molly, pills , Sex ……….. I have come to a point to in my life where all I want to do is be Sober and my Gosh it feels amazing to not have a mental fog everyday not to mention the money I’ll save but most importantly I want to extend my lifetime to be with my children and grandchildren 💪🏻 I want to start training B. J. and lift weights Thank you for helping me and many others to get Sober. Gonzalo

@michaelmcgee2026

Жыл бұрын

Wonderful. You'll find the longer you stay sober the better life gets. Keep going.

@gtownstudiodesign4730

Жыл бұрын

Thank you and it’s October 4Ever mindsets for me I’m 44 yrs young and want to live another 44

@gtownstudiodesign4730

Жыл бұрын

Ty mr McGee

Hi guys. Happy to be here. God bless. Love you all