Burts seagull death rattle of a laugh is making my dogs freak out.

@danielmiller1462

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so much Harder listing for the seagull sound and I LOST it

@personatthebay

2 жыл бұрын

My cat was looking around scared

@MrE5785

2 жыл бұрын

But it sounds exactly like this haha

@captaincrunch519

2 жыл бұрын

My dog came RUNNING in just now too. Haha

@gsand2892

2 жыл бұрын

same😂😂

Tom: where do you think you'd hit her? Bert: *seagulls*

@popeopera

2 жыл бұрын

For some reason I heard "her knees"....😂😂

@dylanscotson247

2 жыл бұрын

@@popeopera in her knees 🤣

@TheAntiChrysler

2 жыл бұрын

Closed fist, because he never slapped anyone in the knee

@sweetsarahsscents

2 жыл бұрын

I am CRYING over this

@nyc9993

2 жыл бұрын

@@popeopera you would hear 👂🤣 both her knees Crack as she fell too them after the closed fisted punch 👊too her face......

Watching Tom hysterically rocking back and forth after Bert says “in the face” is the greatest thing ever.

@will224488guy

Жыл бұрын

I like the laughter from the back as well

@codeman494

Жыл бұрын

Good lord

@realPenrodPooch

Жыл бұрын

It really is. 🤣🤣🤣

@jonathansmith8672

11 ай бұрын

3:19 Bert's face when he said "in the face" had me ROFL! 💀☠💀☠🤣😂😭🤣😭

@djschultz61

9 ай бұрын

​@@jonathansmith8672he was draghing= drool laughing

Tom’s: “You would, wouldn’t you?!” Is what kills me everytime

@Undoing88

2 жыл бұрын

Junky... Absolutely! Oh my god it is one of the funniest damn things I have ever heard in my life! It destroys me every time! "Hyeewww would, Hwouldn't hhhyeewww?!"

@ExternusArmy

Жыл бұрын

‘I’d love to see it’ he can never come over to their house anymore 😂

@tommikekalainen9494

Жыл бұрын

Fuck you now im wheezing like a teapot🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Toms timing is impeccable; he waits for Bert to stop laughing then he hits him with the “so where do you think you would hit her?”

@jaybe33

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to say the same thing. Bert finally composes himself and then… “where do you think you’d hit her?” Gone. Bert’s done.

@bigmerc57

2 жыл бұрын

That is what sets him apart. He is a 10/10 in timing.

@njparady

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@jilltatro9244

2 жыл бұрын

And then does it again with the, "do you think it would be a closed fist or?"

@wizboy45

2 жыл бұрын

IN THE FAAAAAACE

Evertime they laught like that I’m scared we’re gonna lose Bert for good

@kjcorder

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah He gonna blow an aneurysm laughing like that.

@stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876

2 жыл бұрын

Lol!!!!!

@ianmcpherson2171

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@limewoman1

2 жыл бұрын

Only a matter of time

@byronbass1370

2 жыл бұрын

I dont think iv ever seen someone spell laughed like you

That moment after Tom says “you would, wouldn’t you” and Bert just squeals “I’d hit her” like a seagull is so funny

@TheFachen

Жыл бұрын

like a donkey show in mexico

@paolothorpe1461

Жыл бұрын

@@TheFachen bro what

Tom’s timing and jokes + Bert’s presence + Nadav’s laughter = greatest show on earth

@reggienotorious6824

Жыл бұрын

Yea nadav’s laugh in the background

@danbuchardt4855

6 ай бұрын

"Not Bert's jokes, just need his delusional narcissitc presence to set up for easy roasts for Tom." Also that fake laugh is cringe and now he's got Tom doing it

The last time they laughed like this was when Tom found out Burt drinks kool-aid every day, BUT THIS? this is on another level

@pandapinda90

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the Jennifer anniston bit* "for protection"

@henryjdw238

2 жыл бұрын

@@pandapinda90 which episode was that in?

@makajossos9431

2 жыл бұрын

@@pandapinda90 yes i was just gonna day the jennifer anniston thing. By far the funniest thing i ever saw on 2b1c

@Jayrhum10

2 жыл бұрын

For safety.

@pandapinda90

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jayrhum10 yeah my b, memory recall is poor

This clip is going to played at Bart's divorce hearing.

@sarahs25

2 жыл бұрын

His laughing fit in court upon hearing the clip again will really seal the deal.

@mikeyg8568

2 жыл бұрын

Do you mean Bort

@popeopera

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeyg8568 Do you mean Bret.😂

@lobsterpocket4746

2 жыл бұрын

Brad

@bluetextbooks

2 жыл бұрын

100%

3:07 I love that Tom waited until Bert almost regained his composure to ask where he would hit her. Real friends know how to crack each other up the best.

“I’d hit her before I cheated on her” 😂😂😂 and “closed fist, I’ve never slapped a person in my life” BERT IS KILLING MEEEE 😂

The production guys laughing in the background literally makes this 10X funnier.

@gastonreboredo9408

2 жыл бұрын

Every single time

@eescdaniel

2 жыл бұрын

Literally

@s3m4jno5w4d

2 жыл бұрын

Only the first dozen or so times

@Jedicake

2 жыл бұрын

Native has the best laugh

@wunderhausmedia

2 жыл бұрын

Okay Paddy...

No one laughs harder at Berts joke then Bert himself

@angeliqueg6715

2 жыл бұрын

That makes it even funnier

@Xemplifi

2 жыл бұрын

He's a natural comedian

@jimmynovak7913

2 жыл бұрын

Yea….it’s always been that way tho I think. For every joke. No one loves Bert more than Bert. 😆

@UserName-jo9qv

Жыл бұрын

So annoying.

@jackc9175

Жыл бұрын

@@UserName-jo9qv Cope and seethe

Played this clip in the kitchen at work. My boss came running in because he thought Bert's laughter was the sound of someone choking me out 😂😂😂

I love how tiny berts voice gets when he tries to talk while he is laughing.

@ExternusArmy

Жыл бұрын

he’s got a deep speaking voice too and then it raises 14 octaves somehow

@hushlo7575

10 ай бұрын

To respond to both of these comments, it's because it's fake

@Bears84

16 күн бұрын

No one else does

"I'd hit her before I cheat on her" is the definition of love 🤣

@anthonycirone6774

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@anthonycirone6774

2 жыл бұрын

Funny asf

@terrellgrant1570

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@globesurfer122

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like something a cheater would say

@3to1media

Жыл бұрын

It's actually the opposite but yeah go on

The three times I cried laughing... Kool Aid drinking habits, Jennifer Aniston's protection and Bert punching his wife.

@npniewski

2 жыл бұрын

the jennifer anistons protection is by the hardest i’ve ever laughed

@angelgjr1999

2 жыл бұрын

I had this video playing in the background. I heard Bert screeching so I reminded to listen to what happened. I laughed so hard I started crying too.

@HailCostanza

2 жыл бұрын

What about the first time you hold your son?

@thekingofphing

2 жыл бұрын

The only times I cry-laugh is with my friends

@ColbyWanKenoby

2 жыл бұрын

Arms dealer is funny too. The guy telling him to contact the last person you've texted to continue a dialogue.

I live for the disembodied laughter coming from the production crew in these videos and the Instagram clips.

These two together have helped me tremendously with my anxiety

@Robertgio

Жыл бұрын

Amen

Berf's laugh at 2:51 sounds like seagulls taking off and flying into the distance.

@freshfeel

Жыл бұрын

Cut it out and put it in a soundtrack 😂

@rafaelmarquez8886

11 ай бұрын

3:28 fucking dying from his laughter 🤣

Tom really brought the podcast to a whole new level when he asked “where do you think you’d hit her?”

@licialee283

2 жыл бұрын

He was holding that line in for a second as Bert was trying to get it together, he knew he was about to kill him with that.

@thomasmurray4291

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, 100% therapist level question. Lol...

I cant be the only one that worries about their blood pressure when they laugh like this. This was hilarious.

@iamthemiracle81

Жыл бұрын

I will die happily if I go out buckled over in a laugh like theirs.

“I’m gonna lose a ton of weight, and people will be like, g’damn he’s got big arms.” Bert is literally 12 years old, forever.

Seeing Tom rock back and forth laughing while not making a sound is utterly hilarious😂

@maybeaspider3456

2 жыл бұрын

tom laughs the hardest when 1. Bert says or does something so ridiculous, but so quintessentially bert 2. someone gets hurt 3. a woman gets hurt because she fuckin deserved it I think if there was a clip of drunk bert punching leeann in the face Tom might die of laughter. the scream would definitely be added to the intro song

@Eyeb1z

2 жыл бұрын

@@maybeaspider3456 i think the funniest part about this comment is the implication that leanne had it coming lol

@slavex7

2 жыл бұрын

It’s what makes it so much more funny

@diegoledezma4045

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eyeb1z lmaoo

@ianmcpherson2171

2 жыл бұрын

Dudes looks possessed when he does that.

Bert's fantasy life begins with punching his wife in the face...

@jansenmanson9660

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ACU_misfit

2 жыл бұрын

He'd never cheat on her tho😂

@mikekuj3397

2 жыл бұрын

Hey mine too

@chaunster

2 жыл бұрын

@@ACU_misfit he would, he’d just hit her first.

@deoduceassassin

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

I love how giddy Tom gets when he knows he’s going to set up Bert to say something out of pocket lmao

The crew laughing in the background honestly had me laughing the hardest.

hope we get a LeeAnn and Christina reaction vid to this :D

@RayBlakey

2 жыл бұрын

Omg please

@jonathandesouza1906

2 жыл бұрын

I would love that

@tamrymer4153

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@taiicenroad333

2 жыл бұрын

Do ittt

@alper9418

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone know if they reacted to it?

Bert laughed so hard at his own joke he turned into a dying crow lmfao

Anyone else come back to this clip when you’re having a bad day? Lol helps me every time even just for a bit 🤣

You know Tom is a comedic master, not only because of his timing, but also the way he effectively combined it with the rule of three.🤝🏾🔥

3:10 I like how Tom knew that exact sentence would make Bert absolutely lose it😂

This is the greatest honest answer Bert has ever told. Sorry LeeAnn

I absolutely lost it when Tom asked “Where do you think you would hit her?” 🤣🤣🤣

Tom's interrogation techniques are impeccable 😂

I've never laughed so much about domestic abuse. Had me rolling.

@kenschartz5334

Жыл бұрын

I have. It gets me every time.

@goodninji8

Жыл бұрын

Domestic abuse isn't funny.. Ok, it kind of is. Alright, it's funny. 😂

@rjt201

Жыл бұрын

good on you my boy

@jacobgray389

Жыл бұрын

My abs hurt! Goddam!

@_.lizziejohnson

Жыл бұрын

@@goodninji8 the act of DV isn’t funny it’s just their reaction that’s funny 😭

the evil roaring laughter behind the camera really seals this

@Jmatrixxxxxxxx

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like skeletor is producing the show

@bohartman

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention the roaring seals in front of the camera

@bozidar753

Жыл бұрын

@@Jmatrixxxxxxxx hahahhaha

3:10 I love how Tom calmed down then reignited Bert with one simple question 😂

Bert really hams up that laugh

This is right up there with the kool-aid clip. 🤣

@ACU_misfit

2 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Aniston is definitely bringing somebody now.

@lukefarness4593

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. These guys really have it made.

@MrMaximum91

2 жыл бұрын

Cool aid clip is my religion

Bert's post-laugh stare is everything.

I lose it every time I watch this. 😂 Tom’s rocking from laughter and then “my first thought was I’d like to see it”

3:25 I can totally picture them as two unknowns. Maybe a little older than they are now. Bare chested, even fatter, sitting on the porch of a slightly run down, old wooden house in the sweltering Floridian heat, laughing their asses off. And their neighbors have grown accustomed to the jungle sounds of Bert and Tom's laughter. And then the mailman drops off a letter and hangs around a little while, grabbing a cold one to chill out in the shade of their house and ultimately losing his job because he got drunk with these two weirdos.

I love how segura just keeps asking questions and keeping bert in the cycle of inescapable laughter

I swear one day Bert is gonna laugh hard and summon some albatross…

@stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876

2 жыл бұрын

Dude LMAO!!!!!! Wow!!!!!! Great stuff

@zachtarbell4238

2 жыл бұрын

Even the dead would wake up from that laugh! LMAO!

God, I can't get enough of the running gag of the 5% volume laughing of the crew in the background, it makes the clips even funnier

The gift that keeps on giving. Takes a bear to understand. Thank you guys. This laugh felt so good.

These two together are PRICELESS. I adore when they laugh like this. But when Tom waits for the right moment until Bert recovers and says .. Where do you think you’d hit her? I died 💀. I never miss 2🧸🐻!

They stopped laughing right away at "you'd just punch her in the face" It's like they knew one of them would have an actual heart attack if they kept laughing. That was definitely the funniest line for me 😂😂

thanks, i needed that

Bert’s laugh freaked my cat out lol. I think she thought Bert was dying 😂😂😂

Just when you think it can't possibly get any better. Bert had his answer all ready to go "In the face!"

Tom laughed so hard he turned into Ray Charles

@ianmcpherson2171

2 жыл бұрын

I'm fucking dying

@tehdreams6363

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@spencerlawrence8318

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@pantzdollars7853

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@ZaydaPhiKnight

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha oh my god

What I love about two bears one cave and your mom’s house is the production staff healthy laughter in the background it totally makes the show

You can tell Bert loves Tom like the brother he never had.

Bert in Key West would be un-fuckin believable. I'd give him like 3 years to live.

@mrsweater17

2 жыл бұрын

A severely sun burnt Bert down in Key West

@brook316

2 жыл бұрын

You think Brent has to lose Lee-ann and move to Key West to get the 3 years to live diagnosis. You must think highly of him...

@theonlyegg

2 жыл бұрын

3 months, tops. Look at his skin. That’s a warning sign. Xanax and booze will kill you for sure.

@gustavosanabio473

2 жыл бұрын

3 months. He's got 3 years as is.

@TuffMcAwesome

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrsweater17 Burnt Keysher

Why Bert's laughs sounds like the entire Amazon rainforest. I'm fucking dying , this sounds better than the kool-aid video

Always a good feeling to learn something about oneself!

This just absolutely made my day! Thank you guys! LOL!

Bert laughs like a exotic bird in the distance.

I wish I had a friend I could laugh this hard with

Bert having a complete laughing meltdown!!! Lmao!! 😂😂😂

The dude laughing in the back is EVERYTHING 😂😂😂😂

I love these 2 like they are my own family , i can't ever explain it

Brent talking about losing weight... Yup, that's a fantasy alright.

@therarestpepe9655

2 жыл бұрын

It's kinda wild watching 2B1C episodes from the start and it's exactly the same conversations around weight loss as they are now 🤣 same with drinking

@Veryc0ncerned

2 жыл бұрын

Who tf is brent

@Themdawgsishell

2 жыл бұрын

@@Veryc0ncerned new here I suppose….

@Veryc0ncerned

2 жыл бұрын

@@Themdawgsishell not really thats the sad part

@worm9135

2 жыл бұрын

@@Veryc0ncerned lol you know, Brent Chrysler!

Burt sounds like a dying baby seal when he laughs uncontrollably. I’m happy his wife brings him so much joy. Even on the darker side of the rainbow.

Bless Leanne, best wife ever for staying with Bert 😂

I'd love to get Bert in an MRI machine to learn about the neurology behind these laugh-gasms.

@nutbastard

Жыл бұрын

For real. I've only ever had these on LSD.

@FreePercussion

Жыл бұрын

@@nutbastard Same! I watched my girlfriend do this exact cry/laugh on mushrooms.

@nutbastard

Жыл бұрын

@@FreePercussion This is long but trust me it's worth reading: Last time I had one was on LSD camping with my buddy. He's really paranoid about ticks, and we've known each other since we were little kids. Anyway he feels something right at the top of his ass cheeks, so he wants me to check him. Mind you it's like 2am, so I toss on the headlamp and he drops trou. But I'm frying balls so I had to get right up in there and squint. Nothing. After like a 5 mississippi I said "Bro, are you doing a bit right now?" We then got into how fucking funny that would be to do to a friend - act really concerned with a tick bite just to get their face in your ass and then lay a fart. But then we got into how horribly wrong that could go if the pankster just projectile sharted into their friends face, instead of a harmless fart. We died laughing about it just like Bert for a solid 10 minutes. I mean especially on acid, in the woods, you shit directly into your best friends face as a gag, like what's his name from Jurassic Park. We were just weezing and dying laughing figuring out what would happen next, how different friends of ours would react, oh man. Like you can't do that prank to your buddies wife because best case scenario she hates you for just a clean dry fart, but if you accidentally shit on your buddie's wife's face, good lord. The long term ramifications aside, that's going to change the night dramatically.

@benjamincolbywilson5172

Жыл бұрын

It's definitely a lil forced XD

I just love these guys. This Highlight just made my suck day a great day!

@Edguy1974

Жыл бұрын

Would be great if someone collected all of Bert's laughs and made a soundclip. I would go around with my headphones pissing myself with laughter aaall day.

These two together is just gold

This clip makes my face hurt from smiling/laughing. Props.

Bert’s laugh sounds like the mixture of a dying animal and a dog toy.

@kalebstrong6498

2 жыл бұрын

A dying dog toy, being squeaked as hard as possible XD

@thehighlife1320

2 жыл бұрын

Or those chimps hunting down and eating little monkeys on a David Attenborough movie.

All I can say is, I needed this.

I was so down and depressed today so I came and watched this for an hour straight lol

I love the fact that when you put CC (captions) on, when Bert laughs it says "Music" and "applause"

Bert like weeks away from a heart attack.

@wolfsden6479

2 жыл бұрын

Week? You mean days

@IrishGary1

2 жыл бұрын

I keep expecting to wake up to the terrible news..the man lives so hard...god this podcast is the greatest thing going

@Jtech55

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, all that kool-aid he drinks lmfao

I haven’t laughed so hard in years. I’m pretty sure I had a laughgasm. I’m panting now. Thank you.

ok, I'm gonna have to keep coming back for more of this!! 🤣🤣

I love that Burt absolutely losing it sounds exactly like a dolphin being born

Love how Tom just keeps feeding the laughs lol

3:50 funny how Bert talking and laughing his ass off at the same time 😂

Bert's seagull cackle is my favorite thing 🦅🦅

I'm glad they clipped this part of the podcast. It's on the only part I've watched and I can't stop laughing 😂

'Kool-Aid' and 'For Safety' are untouchable in the pantheon of 2B1C laughs, but this is a solid ass 3rd, for intensity alone even though it's not as long

I’m laugh crying lol. Thanks guys love the show.

I swear to GOD the laughs in the background add SO much to the whole thing. Those guys have the best job ever.

I love that Bart's interpretation of the the phrase "losing a ton of weight" would mean that he's still only 2lbs under being obese.

@noahsmith7894

Жыл бұрын

He's got a big body dude. if I got any where close to 200 I'd look like I was dying.

The engineers laughing in the background kill me every time 😂😂😂😂

The way Bert gives his back story for the various places he would live is a real life rendition of a Andy Dwyer back story. Love it.

The laughing in the background makes this way funnier and its already REALLY funny

How did we go, from Bert’s fantasies, to him committing domestic violence.? 🤦🏻‍♂️😭 All I do know is at exactly 2:27, I couldn’t stop laughing for the next 2-3 minutes. 🤣💯

Love how it calmed down and then Tom goes "where do you think you would hit her?" 🤣🤣🤣. Killed me and him even more lmaoo

i love when bert’s losing it and toms rocking back and forth 😂

This is my second time watching this, and I laughed twice as hard.

love how this friendship will never die

The thought of Tom going "We have a clip to show you guys, tell us what you think" and it's just Bert absolutely decking LeeAnn in the face

I love how Tom just keeps going!!! Awesome stuff!

Bert laughing is the reason I keep watching this podcast 😂

Bart moves to new Orleans, drinks 24/7 and he thinks hell have big arms and be skinny, great imagination 🤣🤣🤣

@charlestonw801st

2 жыл бұрын

He’s so delusional he weighs like 275 calls him self 250 he’ll lose like 3 pounds and tells Tom “man I felt skinny this morning” 😆 he’s such a wreck.

@LeoSkyro

2 жыл бұрын

The fact Tom didnt remark he'd probably be 315 instead of 215 shows that he's a good friend

@louiseb6111

2 жыл бұрын

He fantasises about smackin’ his wife in the mouth!🤦‍♀️😂What more do you expect?

@dimitrijekrstic7567

2 жыл бұрын

@@louiseb6111 exactly, nothing