Talking about the past when you were in shape is not how muscle memory works

@aaccount9153

5 жыл бұрын

EdSoMuch That’s golden. You sir are hilarious.

@charlestonw801st

3 жыл бұрын

It is to DrunkFatBert he was like 270 and now recently is exercising he’s around 255 and calls himself “skinny” on his podcast it’s like Jesus dude when you should be 190 250 is still fat as fuck he doesn’t look any different he’s still got a huge fat guy gut 😆 he works out loses some pounds for like a month then Says I’m good and then goes right back to getting hammered and eating ribs and wonders “how am I fat as fuck”

"Im competitive like when i was starting i was thinking im not coming in last"

Swimming a mile was a crazy experience. Literally a layer of sweat separating my body from the water.

@foxooo

Жыл бұрын

What’s crazier was how far Bert has gotten

@BendySendy

10 ай бұрын

He didn’t swim a mile though lmao

I mean, he could have just ate healthier and drank less after the marathon 🤔

@pawrestlingchamp

5 жыл бұрын

Vega Valentine that’s just stupid.

@eXolusiatious

5 жыл бұрын

@@pawrestlingchamp how? hes not wrong

@iwishihadmoreeminems

3 жыл бұрын

nope that makes too much sense to burnt

@brianodorico5635

3 жыл бұрын

You don't know burt...

@gavinmorris7864

2 жыл бұрын

@@eXolusiatious r/whoosh

On a different podcast, Bert mentioned he didn’t even train for the marathon. Of course your body is going to hit rock fucking bottom if you don’t eat right, drink constantly and your body isn’t used to vigorous exercise.

@BendySendy

11 ай бұрын

Yep that was incredibly stupid

This is honestly wild and bert is crazy

Lmfao “oh, you should’ve registered for the Clydesdales” 🐴

Physical contact is obviously allowed in the swimming, that would be great if it carried over into the run and bike and you could just sock somebody or run em off the road if the opportunity arises

Great title

I love how they keep calling a half marathon a “marathon”

@specialtrades12

Жыл бұрын

He did run a full marathon though.

@TimeGallon

Жыл бұрын

@@specialtrades12 did he? When?

@specialtrades12

Жыл бұрын

@@TimeGallon LA marathon March of 2018.

@specialtrades12

Жыл бұрын

@TimeGallon 1/2 marathon November of 2017. Full marathon March of 2018. Then a triathlon August of 2018.

@lawrencewaterhouse9694

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they are the same

I could not walk so I started drinking and eating way too much the great burnt chyslher everybody 😂

I once swam 1.5 miles across a lake. I didn’t prepare much for it, but I went door to door and found a dude with a boat to spot me. Hardest thing I ever did, after I reached shore, I got in my car and drove home and then immediately passed out for a few hours

Published on my birthdayyyyyy aye

When your out of shape doing marathons is just asking for a heart attack.

Got a word for that

Lol love this show!

If you train properly, your body should be able to handle it

I wish we could’ve seen the video too.

I laughed at the title, good lord

Am I won't or are they late putting out a podcast? Please tell me I'm wrong?

I think the algorithm is testing Burts heart and seeing how far he can push it because he has some sort of defect that makes him invincible to heart attacks. its the only thing that explains the amount of alcohol consumption to the amount of strenuous activities

Where’s today’s video 😢

Bert really have something new on Netflix?

Wow very impressive.

What episode number is this?

Starting out at #4 in the swim is where you fucked up. Its the shortest part of the race, take it slow and easy and make it up on the bike and run.

I think it's time to stop trying to be The Machine

I probably would have had to stick things in peoples tires if they did that to me in the water

Told ya! His open tabs sounds more like open relapse

That's what happens when u dont train properly for a marathon

lol yeah ‘LA marathon made me fat’

Hmm didn’t realize the swim was so short lol

I def call over on the 225lb bull. No chance he’s only 225.

That's not how marathons work. My dad used to run marathons he didn't sit around for a month after and get fat lol

@plyingod

Жыл бұрын

Well there's a difference between being a marathon runner and running a marathon

@muffintop701

Жыл бұрын

@@plyingod perfectly said

Why does tons voice sound like that

How long did it take him to run the marathon?!

@michaelspoto8720

Жыл бұрын

do you remember making this comment?

@TimeGallon

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelspoto8720 do you?

@michaelspoto8720

Жыл бұрын

@@TimeGallon now I do bro

I such a hard time taking anything Bertie boy says about working out serious haha...the guy is funny but he is such a charachter hahaha

I always wanted to be a comic but never thought I had the talent but after watching Christina's half hour special I'm positive that I'll sell out Madison Square Garden some day. Thank you Christina!!!!

I did that at 9

bert "i sell out my friends" kreischer

Good one Bork Crustler

Listening to Bert is the most disappointing thing a human can do

A midlife crisis at 45, he’ll never make it to 90.

@craigtelson2143

5 жыл бұрын

don't you usually have a midlife crisis AT MIDLIFE? hence the term..

@IllusionistBeatsOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

Craig Telson yes, and he’s saying bert’s not going to make it to 90, so 45 is optimistic for his ‘mid life’

I started watching Bert because Porselin made fun of him in a documentary... I am obsessed...he is so wholesome, funny, competitive, nice..

Really bert. Really.

Every Clydesdale I have ever ridden with is in better shape than Bert, it’s hilarious they are making fun of that, it’s mostly a division for tall dudes with muscles tbh, there are some fatties like me but most are in decent shape but can’t hang in the climbs with the sub 150 pound wiry climbing machines lol.

3:08 This is WHY youre miserable after these events

Burrt burrtt is ffatt

I want to do this but I don't even know how to start. I don't have access to a pool to train. I do have a bike but its a beach cruiser. I have been on a really clean diet for about 3 weeks now and I've cut back on alcohol. I want to start some sort of routine but I'm not sure what to do. I guess starting anything is better than nothing.

@allanrickman335

2 жыл бұрын

Anything is better than nothing brother, keep grinding. There's a whole bunch of resources online available that can help you out if you feel lost. All the best! ✊

Dear Burp Crusher, Eating makes you fat. :P

"Boo-eee"?

My fucking earssssss!!!!!!!!! Cmon Tom fix that intro man lol

Oh that's the shortest triathalon I've heard of

400 meters is nothing

this whole sober october crew is so annoying.. congrats you work out and eat healthy for a month .. try doing it for life

@liamengram6326

3 жыл бұрын

Burp Crusher is fatter than Tom Segura but not as fat as Ryan B.

Wait... did he run a marathon or a half?

@stevenjm12

4 жыл бұрын

Both nigga

He is so dramatic

More Fat*

Aww poor Bert was sore and felt what in shape people feel for about a day or two then they get off their ass and put in those miles. The soreness goes away. He’s just an alcoholic and makes excuses like one.

Owen Benjamin 106 ...

If Bert's midlife crisis is at almost 46 that means he'll make it to almost 92

So this "Chinese guy" dunks him first, and then it's just "another guy" huh... #racistbert

Christina should do a podcast with Brendan schuab , they’re both terribly boring and unfunny . People think cos u sell tickets u funny Kevin Hart ain’t the funniest , Christina should keep Tom happy and shhhhhhhh .

@RAY296

5 жыл бұрын

oh hey, make your own podcast

@RedDawgTN

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, Raging Bullshit! Why don't you start your own podcast?

@Fisumestari

5 жыл бұрын

It's funny because of it's true.

@Amazinglexi3

5 жыл бұрын

Someone’s jeans are low and loose

@myphonesmail4me

5 жыл бұрын

This is the ugliest excuse for an opinion i've ever read.. Atleast make sense when you are bashing people for no reason