My favorite Stormy moment was when a Trump supporter tweeted at her with "Trump wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole " She answered :" You're right, he used a 3 inch pole" 😂

@grnddesign

14 күн бұрын

She is a very intelligent, very clever, very quick lady

@aggressiveattitudeera887

14 күн бұрын

*OUCH!*

@joancooney7724

14 күн бұрын

😂

@1432b

14 күн бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@randomuser5897

14 күн бұрын

Nice😂😂

The reason he doesn’t use a teleprompter is because he can’t read & talk at the same time.

@Tonyhouse1168

14 күн бұрын

He can’t talk and talk at the same time. The last time I attempted reading a transcript of one of his “speeches” my brain threw up and refused to come out of its pillow fort.

@lovetafrank7852

14 күн бұрын

Who

@janedoe8828

14 күн бұрын

He can’t read

@dthomas9230

14 күн бұрын

@@janedoe8828 Dyslexia requires an attention span bigger than a gnat's.

@rd9669

14 күн бұрын

@@Tonyhouse1168if I was drunk and just woke up I would probably give the same speech 😂😂😂

he doesn't think that his supporters are stupid. He KNOWS they are stupid

@trevormorris4073

7 күн бұрын

I love that comment. I often wonder how they can be so damn stupid.

After 8+ years, I still absolutely cannot even begin to fathom that literally ANYONE hears Trump speak anywhere anytime for any reason and not only thinks "wow, this guy is smart," but also thinks he should be the president. I know 8 year olds who have a larger vocabulary and speak more eloquently than Trump.

@1984knockingatyourdoor

13 күн бұрын

After 40 years of education cuts that should not be shocking

@shelleynowwilson

12 күн бұрын

You guys are doomed. Hugs from Australian.

@corners23251

12 күн бұрын

@@shelleynowwilson Yes doomed and laughing over it from Canada.

@Cornyyn

12 күн бұрын

@Ferinex_666 did you never learn about feudalism in school?

@billpii6314

12 күн бұрын

@@corners23251 What are you laughing at? Trump will invade you first thing.

The ball busting Kimmel does on trump fills me with immense joy!

@MikeGoesBadaBoom

14 күн бұрын

The best part is trump takes offense 😂

@TheFatAndTheFurious

14 күн бұрын

EVERY WEEK DAY!

@markcramer74

14 күн бұрын

You and the other three hundred people watching him.

@davidallen346

14 күн бұрын

You know Jimmy is right when Trump starts to get upset 😡 🤣

@adamk.7177

14 күн бұрын

@@markcramer74 "He said, as he jealously looked at the 19.4 million subscribers, then cried and peed at the same time"

Biden was near my area this week and he spoke about infrastructure, clean water, jobs, women's rights. The difference in their rallies is astounding. It was so sane and peaceful and... not crazy

@nancygibson604

14 күн бұрын

President Biden is the best😊😊😊😊😊

@shielanunn3484

14 күн бұрын

Boring ....lol

@sidgarrett7247

14 күн бұрын

@@shielanunn3484The word is civilized, polite, on worthwhile matters that can and will improve the lives of all of us.

@cotus2408

14 күн бұрын

@@shielanunn3484😡 Save your laughs for the “ looney one “, * DJT ! 😀😂

@sheilahwhite3343

14 күн бұрын

Hey this is his suck up style.

I've trained hunting dogs for five decades. Fact: formal training for a hunter begins at or after 18 months... before that the dog is a baby then a toddler. They can't focus and retain how to find and point and return to the owner before that in a consistent manner. It takes time and bonding with your hound. Period

@triciac1019

12 күн бұрын

Thank you for sharing this! That Noam gets me so angry she killed him!

@chrisyacoback6320

12 күн бұрын

@@triciac1019 another fact... terriers are not the best for bird hunting....they are more like banryard guardians....if it runs it's prey. Srtters, pointers and retrievers are the best bird dogs...they just follow their nose when they work a field. It's a beautiful thing to see a bird dog in a field.when it comes to animals... people are the problem

@sylvia106

12 күн бұрын

@@chrisyacoback6320wasn’t the puppy a wire haired pointer?

@chrisyacoback6320

12 күн бұрын

@@sylvia106 it may have been however other than the german wire haired pointer, they are generally not a specific bird dog. The breeds best suited for bird hunting are Springer spaniels, English Setters, Labrador Retrievers and German short haired pointers and such

@littlewoodimp

12 күн бұрын

Even if it was a no go for a working dog - rescues are a thing!

Jimmy Kimmel, you are the funniest man on this planet. Smart, cutting and no BS, I love it !! Cheers from Aus.

Trump bragged about going into Miss Teen USA dressing rooms, for years! Now, we’re supposed to believe he’s worried about girls & not just trafficking in transphobia?

@chenzen1578

14 күн бұрын

'If I do it, it's legal' - The Man Of Steal

@dtg7957

14 күн бұрын

You forgot, it's Trump, he's allowed to do so. Any other man of the US has to respect woman, not he himself!

@donalda8017

14 күн бұрын

Same supporters of his said J e ws wouldn't replace them ...now they want to send blanks checks to them

@nelliekenny9630

14 күн бұрын

Ladies bathrooms have cubicles. So what's the problem ?

@LaDemocrazia

14 күн бұрын

​@@nelliekenny9630 We are not talking about bathrooms but DRESSING ROOMS. So you didn't see the load of images even everybody outside the US knows about? 🤔

Jimmy Kimmel Show will be in the History book forever! 🤣🤣

@danielgloverpiano7693

14 күн бұрын

So will the Donny Trump failed presidency. The worst in history. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

I would NEVER vote for donald trump..EVER!!!!

@williamwarner2518

11 күн бұрын

That's not a stretch for YOU since you've never voted

@rkeller8141

11 күн бұрын

Or any candidate that has R next to name. Too many remain as election deniers and still not held accountable for J6.

@lylegardner7260

10 күн бұрын

​@williamwarner2518 you're correct, everyone who badmouths former president vonshitzenpants is secretly ineligible to vote. Otherwise, he would have lost the last election. Edit: if the Democrats are so good at rigging elections, how did he ever beat Hillary?

@debracook1454

10 күн бұрын

I agree... I could NEVER vote for Trump either... the man is nuts..

@williamwarner2518

10 күн бұрын

@@debracook1454 since you've NEVER voted that wont be a stretch...get your striped pajamas ready

"It's a Nubbin", how true those words are to discribe the whole person not just his pinky.

@shirleyandrews1152

2 күн бұрын

😂🤣‼️

@ThanaBrunges-mx7ji

7 сағат бұрын

Amen! 😅

It's also nice to have a president who doesn't need a defense attorney

@davidwoods7408

14 күн бұрын

Or 15.

@Jman-uz6gp

14 күн бұрын

Or several dozen.🤣

@stephenmitchell3

14 күн бұрын

Not yet. But deflection noted. It's cute how Biden supporters will overlook all of his scandals and legal problems - which makes them just like Trump supporters. Ooops!

@lion73266

14 күн бұрын

He just needs his helpers at the care home , waiting for his arrival.. it won't be long.

@gattingbowledwarne

14 күн бұрын

@@lion73266listen to Howard stern’s interview with Biden? Just do it. Be honest with yourself.

I love the fact Jimmy keeps calling out Trump and obviously gets under his skin. Love it! Go full throttle on him, Jimmy.

@oceanscene22

14 күн бұрын

​​@@stephenmitchell3Sure, Trump is far more entertaining as he tells so many obvious lies and his supporters seem to be oblivious. Biden is a run of the mill politician, perhaps like all of them, a little shady here and there but nothing spectacular like Mr Trump. Wow, you have a criminal ex-president, joining the ranks of Putin and other authoritarian crooks

@estebanvaldez3632

14 күн бұрын

​@@stephenmitchell3 I love magabilly tears.

@user-vv8ux1kn3n

14 күн бұрын

Kimmel please please keep it up.

@itsknotmagic

14 күн бұрын

@@stephenmitchell3 apparently you don't watch much Jimmy Kimmel

@JozieY1

14 күн бұрын

​@stephenmitchell3 I love how Trump can bend down for a pen. Bubbas gonna love it too. 😅😊

There are no bad dogs...just bad owners....

@LethalSaliva

12 күн бұрын

I was going to say the same thing 👍

@davidwang4364

12 күн бұрын

@jujubean7254 . . . That is not true. There can be incorrigible dogs just like there can be incorrigible children.

It would be nice to have a president who doesn’t lie about using the teleprompter

@carolineatkins2900

11 күн бұрын

It would be nice to have one that can read one. RFK Jr

@shadowlesswarrior

11 күн бұрын

@@carolineatkins2900 RFKJr has no chance of winning. He’s only wasting his time

"Founding Farter"! That is just too funny!

@user-sg6sv9oi6i

14 күн бұрын

😂

@itspersonal3351

14 күн бұрын

💨💯

Hey Donnie! It's WAY past your jailtime!

@stephenmitchell3

14 күн бұрын

And Joey's....and Hillary's.

@rob3539

14 күн бұрын

@@stephenmitchell3 way past your bedtime too

@estebanvaldez3632

14 күн бұрын

​@@stephenmitchell3 I know you are, but what am I? Is that how it goes?

@Scriber42076

14 күн бұрын

​@stephenmitchell3 can you list the crimes Joey and Hillary committed. Facts not feelings

@Samuel-ym8wz

14 күн бұрын

​@@stephenmitchell3sure where is your evidence? Trump has crates of evidence on him and then half the people working for him become witnesses. See I don't worship politicians like maga, if ours commit crimes then we want them prosecuted. So please bring some good evidence since conservatives haven't yet. Anyways I hope you have a good day

Jimmy: how about bringing on the little kid who raised $200,000.00 to pay for his classmates’ back-tabs they “owe” for their school lunches? That would bring awareness to government funding for cafeteria lunch money. It’s shameful that we are neglecting poor school kids this way. Also: funding for educational/school supplies. Schools and teachers and KIDS are hurting. Why should these children be saddled with debt for lunch and missing educational material? This is our next generation and we as a nation are ignoring it’s learning “malnourishment.” PS thx for all you’re doing for our country. I’m a psychic detective who’s been on Unsolved Mysteries and I read for clients worldwide. My prediction for Little Donny (also the title of a novel I’m writing): full blown dementia before the election. 😝 keep up the good, joyful job you’re doing for us. ❤ Martha Woodworth/Las Vegas NV.

Why does Skunk even want to be President,he has nothing good to offer! He is NO BIG SHOT!! "He's a JOKE!!"

@janrychnovsky6842

12 күн бұрын

Why does a person who doesn't know what he had for lunch at noon want to be president?

@Patyches

11 күн бұрын

Because he's been compromised by Putin.

@sylviajones1114

9 күн бұрын

That's why he wants to be pres...so he can believe he can control those who kept him out!!

@maryangellwalsh

4 күн бұрын

He has always wanted to be president again in order to run out legal statute of limitations. He doesn’t want to go to jail.

From a UK fan of the Jimmy Kimmel show. Your monologue about Trump and some of the more crazed MAGA community restores my faith in the US. Absolutely fearless and brilliant.

@lilianevanbel3123

14 күн бұрын

Exactly! I'm clinging on for dear life, having always been a 'fan' of the US. One of the many, many reasons I hate tRump is because he soiled the American flag. (I have dozens on sweaters, shoes, cushions,...all of which I'm afraid to use now 😢) You, comedians and commentators, keep me sane, although I often despair. How do we get rid of the stench?

@Dangdrangus

14 күн бұрын

Same! Kimmel and coffee is a great start to the day. It always makes me laugh when Trump says “the world is laughing at us” no sir, we’re not. That only happens when you speak.

@thanos_6.0

14 күн бұрын

Same from Germany

@GuusJanssen

14 күн бұрын

I'm Dutch, and after living in London from 2011 to 2016 my faith in the UK is down the drain. Like most Europeans btw.

@Paul512

14 күн бұрын

​@@GuusJanssen The UK is in the gutter unfortunately. We ain't doing better upnin Scotland

"They wont let me testify!"..... this guy lives in a completely different reality and expects us to live in it too. What a complete fool.

@Mister_Grey_

14 күн бұрын

"Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth” Josef Goebbels It still works at least for him and his bubble🙄

@mattw7949

14 күн бұрын

He knows who his audience is.

@mlbrooks4066

14 күн бұрын

He doesn't live in any reality. He lives in Trumplandia.

@calinasagilitypartner4444

14 күн бұрын

His cult members live in that "reality"

@berniecom728

14 күн бұрын

And his lawyer can't control him, easy money for the lawyer for a waste of time. GUILTY

Keep up the good work Jimmy Kimmel!😊

Jimmy needs to do a part of his show from the courthouse

The fact that this individual is still a "contender" for the President of the United States makes me want to stop working and lose all faith in humanity.

@michaelbailey5736

14 күн бұрын

The fact he is the best representative republicans have put forth is mind numbing. Or that he is even eligible to run for the office is beyond comprehension.

@TheDarkness1

14 күн бұрын

Did that 4 years ago. Welcome to the club!

@drfranks1158

14 күн бұрын

USA had the chance to deal with the traitor after J6/2020. But did not. Sad.

@desperatedave3573

14 күн бұрын

i understand.. but .. we gotta look out for ourselves and out family.. life is .. with or without this stupid government/ system!! I ASK YOU THIS!! IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> WHICH YOU DO>> MADE UP OF CONCRETE AND THE PREDATORS ON 2 LEGS INSTEAD OF 4 OR NONE(snakes and or insects)>> SO IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> AND LIFE CHANGED AS YOU KNEW IT>>> WOULD YOU SURVIVE OR DIE? .. please answer the opposite of what 70 % of the people i have asked answer me,...

@leahness1121

14 күн бұрын

I've lived in a bathrobe for the last 4 days, waiting for the sweet relief of death.

What does every Red Hat have in common? Answer: Hatred.

@Angela-bk7yp

14 күн бұрын

Brilliant

@KPH1992

14 күн бұрын

Tall blonde white aliens exist.

@dredgerivers7730

14 күн бұрын

Fear.

@Alexander_Keiser

14 күн бұрын

And wilful ignorant.

@Yahyia-cv3sx

14 күн бұрын

​@@zonian1966chinese manufactured red hats.

Emmy for Jimmy!!!

The attorney his head "no" before reversing and nodding, classic.

Anyone with normal intelligence hates him That leaves out Maga

@horaceDaSpidah

14 күн бұрын

The craziest thing is, i have otherwise smart friends who believe 45's b.s. & they say I've got "Trump derangement syndrome." But again, transference- that phrase is directed at the wrong people

@tkingransom

14 күн бұрын

lol I’ve been accused of Trump derangement syndrome

@Adam-do8eh

14 күн бұрын

@@tkingransom Likewise... Wear it as a Badge if HONOR!

@kindlin

14 күн бұрын

@@horaceDaSpidah I've lost a friendship over the orange 45. In the end he stormed off, unironically saying, "Yeah, you're one of _those_ people", meaning a liberal, social democracy, not just buying your way out of any problem. So yeah, I _am_ one of those people.

@gary-rr7jp

14 күн бұрын

@@horaceDaSpidah Just had to say, your name just took me back to my childhood when we blasted the Who on our record player!😁

The day he's behind bars will be a good day.

@jrgreen7303

14 күн бұрын

The bedt day!

@ThePorpoisepower

14 күн бұрын

as long as it's more than just violating a gag order

@cotus2408

14 күн бұрын

🥰 YES ! A 🎼dancing in the streets 🎶 🎵 moment ! 👍

@rogermorris8737

14 күн бұрын

There will be joy around the free world! Maybe even street parties

@keithosmond5730

14 күн бұрын

@@ThePorpoisepower Even that will put a BIG grin on my face.

Jimmy is funny . He brings a very entertaining slant on trump news.

A variation on his "I can't show my taxes because I am being audited", which was also major BS.

Jimmy is a national treasure

@annedebthune3084

14 күн бұрын

He never disappoints 🎉

@itspersonal3351

14 күн бұрын

One of the best 🔥💙🇺🇸

@michaelmueller2778

11 күн бұрын

i am writing in Jimmy for president.

You know that he is guilty when his wife and children not even in the courtroom

@gary-rr7jp

14 күн бұрын

In their defense, the trial is about hush money to a porn star. I, myself, would be too embarrassed by my spouses or father's actions to show my face in court. (even if I thought he wasn't guilty)

@rob3539

14 күн бұрын

The ones we dont know about could be there.

@coolmoon4382

14 күн бұрын

Don Jr. Went there one day. Probably just to as Daddy for his allowance... Oh oops it was Eric he was there for his allowance and so Daddy will love him.

@estebanvaldez3632

14 күн бұрын

​@@stephenmitchell3 Joe Derangement Syndrome

@Dany_Stormborn

14 күн бұрын

@@estebanvaldez3632they all lie, don’t be daft

Naptain America, Smellvis, the Toot Fairy, Ebenezer Snooze, The Hunchback of Bloater Dame... I hope there a catalog of all these hilarious monikers. Thank you, Jimmy. ahhhh my ribs hurt now.

Johnny Cochran!!! IF THE MUSHROOM FITS. LOL 😂

*"IT'S A NUBBIN! IT'S A NUBBIN!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mr Kimmel you are absolutely killing it with these monologues

@patchdavis35

14 күн бұрын

I hold out some slight hope that the highly intelligent (and very emotionally mature) Mr Kimmel may well be instrumental in saving us from having to endure another Orange presidency, much like Tina Fey was single-handedly to thank for saving us from a Sarah Palin Vice-Presidency. Please say strong, Jimmy. The country needs you!

Smellvis, Hunchback of Bloater Dame, a 'Well-soiled machine', our Founding Farter, the writers were on FIRE 🔥tonight!

Donald didn't need a teleprompter for his Gettysburg - WOW speech, me boys! 😂

8:51 Trump doesn’t use teleprompters BC HE CAN’T READ!

@lovetafrank7852

14 күн бұрын

It's shitler that says the wrong words and if shitler used one he might prove himself to be such horrid screw. Ups. Ie;: George Washington took tthe rsmosrts and the airports to win that was it was only 100 years prior to airplanes even existing.

@DissectGibberish

14 күн бұрын

Precisely!

@sheiladineen9483

12 күн бұрын

Trump uses teleprompter constantly! More lies!

I’m still wondering how killing her animals fits in with Kristi Noem’s “pro-life” stance…🤔

@gogreen7794

14 күн бұрын

The animals weren't embryos or zygotes. The executions were carried out with a gun, which is the ultimate expression of "freedom" in Noem's world.

@mikemichael445

14 күн бұрын

Exactly

@dwaynezilla

14 күн бұрын

-Pro-life- Pro-control

@Al-oe8ib

14 күн бұрын

Like every republican…pro their own life…F everyone else’s

@estebanvaldez3632

14 күн бұрын

She aborted the puppy nine months after it was born.

I feel the best option to play the role of Jimmy is no other than Matt Damon 👌🏾

@RS3isRealscape

11 күн бұрын

and Fluffy is the sidekick

She should not be allowed to remain as governor

Right, he can't testify, but apparently he can violate that same gag order 13 times and get away with it go figure.

@DH-xm3hc

14 күн бұрын

It's digusting that D+ keeps violating this gag order, time and time again and he hasn't been locked up for contempt of court

@dthomas9230

14 күн бұрын

@@DH-xm3hc Jurors felt threatened and one was marked for abuse by jesse waters.

@itspersonal3351

14 күн бұрын

He’s allowed to testify. He just won’t. He’s a coward and lacks any ability to speak truthfully.

@elbruces

14 күн бұрын

They're seriously considering giving him a warning. If it's okay with him.

Chickening out to testify.....just a coward

@kellycury8515

14 күн бұрын

Yeah, and like he's actually going to debate Biden too.

@henrys3629

14 күн бұрын

Yep. He didn't even debate the other candidates, just called them names and losers.

@DissectGibberish

14 күн бұрын

@@henrys3629 That's as close as Trumpty Dumpty can get to an actual "debate".

@DissectGibberish

14 күн бұрын

@@kellycury8515 This boast of his was all bluster and no sincerity. Trump wouldn't DARE take Biden on again, he got trashed in their first debate.

@sunshine3914

14 күн бұрын

IDK who made it up first, him or fox “news”, but it’s working… neighbor & office manager are both angry that “the judge won’t allow him to defend himself”.

Smellvis? Magaronis?🤣 Keep it up, Jimmy👍!

And the projection continues on... *_"Every bathroom, every locker-room, ladies get ready because the men are coming in."_* When he accuses it, he's already done it.

Jimmy always finds a way to get under Orange Julius skin, and I'm here for it.

@janedoe8828

14 күн бұрын

Yes he does and I am here also

@dthomas9230

14 күн бұрын

Kumquats have the same shade, too, just smaller like the fungi Stormy picked.

@dwaynezilla

14 күн бұрын

​@@dthomas9230 ​​ are you sure it's not orange kumquiks?

He is so effing out of his mind! If he was anybody else he would have been in put in a rest home and sedated!

@susancregg472

14 күн бұрын

If he were anyone else he would have been put in jail.

“It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.” Joseph Heller, Catch-22

His attorney is standing there wishing the earth would open up….

Jimmy Kimmel for the prosecution. Hell yeah!

@juliancrooks3031

14 күн бұрын

Why not ? It worked for Ukraine having a comedian president

@anthonywest2989

14 күн бұрын

​@@juliancrooks3031 zelensky is also a lawyer.

@Therealtruthsocial

14 күн бұрын

@@juliancrooks3031 Trump is a game show host!

@LaDemocrazia

14 күн бұрын

​@@juliancrooks3031 Thanks for demonstrating that you haven't got ANY clue. The President of Ukraine isn't a lawyer only but has also been a very successful businessman as a film producer. And he didn't go bankrupt 6+ times. He also doesn't have to fear being arrested for money laundering in Scotland as soon as he steps Football on Scottish soil.

The courtroom sketch artist has definitely captured his essence.

@lilianevanbel3123

14 күн бұрын

Those sketches are really ugly! And accurate as hell.

@lilianevanbel3123

14 күн бұрын

Those sketches are really ugly! And accurate.

@TheJohn93226

14 күн бұрын

Yes, orange and foul!

Giddy Kimmel is the best kind of Kimmel.

I love this guy. If Defendant Trump does have a teleprompter, He goes off on his rants. No policy, and what he says policy is horrible.

The fact that Trump is being supported by half of the electorate is both mind blowing and scary.

@itspersonal3351

14 күн бұрын

Not half. 30% at best.

@Dan-yz4qz

14 күн бұрын

Half the country supports tRump, that's the scary part 😭

@jonwyatt3694

14 күн бұрын

Usually only half of the country bothers to vote. So, adjust the figures accordingly and t rump's support is miniscule, and declining. Theft of top secret national security docs, insurrection, Roe v Wade, 4 criminal trials, huge personal debt, wannabee dictatorship, WILL guarantee massive oppositional turnout.

@markfryer9880

14 күн бұрын

Allegedly half of the USA supports trump! Remember that Polling uses only a tiny sample of people from a cross section of society and a lot depends on how questions are asked and how they are answered. We are often talking about a sample size of one or two thousand. In the States you may get a sample size of 3000 to 5000 people from 'Battleground States' and how do you think that compares with a total population of over 300 Million?? That's a lot of room for error. Polling is usually done over the phone around dinner time when people are home and a lot more educated people are either busy and/or screen their phone calls and so don't get included in a polling sample. That's just at the data collection point, then you have people filtering through the results and the way that is done can skew the results. Who commissioned the polling survey can also help to skew the results. Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺

@chenzen1578

14 күн бұрын

polls aren't elections. If anyone would ask me, I'd say I support trump, to drive more people out to vote for democracy and women's freedom and so much more. But I'd never ever even consider voting for Dicktator à l'Orange

She said recently she shot 2 horses they've had for 25yrs, said they no longer wanted to be ridden so they were useless to her. So, how can you have a pet for 25yrs and zero feelings for it, she's a psychopath, didn't even consider giving them to a rescue, what a monster, the kids asked where there dog was, I wonder what she told them about their horses.

@mikemichael445

14 күн бұрын

What will she do to people when they're no longer *useful* to her?

@senanshortt5521

14 күн бұрын

She “bled out” their pet goat too🙈

@mrsdraper171

14 күн бұрын

It was 3 horses.

@jackcuellar357

14 күн бұрын

My grandfather had a farm. Everything on that farm had a job. From the newborn kittens and puppies to the children. He never shot any of the animals.

@universallyinsync

14 күн бұрын

Try to imagine how she'd deal with human beings under her "rule" if she were VP. Scary gal.

“Well-soiled machine” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

When I want to laugh, I watch Jimmy Kimmel....When I want to be afraid, I watch Lawrence O'donnell.

Congratulations Jimmy! You are now part of American history! Awesome!

Noem has the cold dead eyes of a sociopath.

@kitcobain444

14 күн бұрын

And the actions of one.

@Therealtruthsocial

14 күн бұрын

The name is Gnome!

@janus1958

14 күн бұрын

And she didn't make a "tough" decision, she made a rash and thoughtless one.

@rd9669

14 күн бұрын

And the trigger finger of a mid west outlaw 😂😂😂😂

@andybeans5790

14 күн бұрын

Crusty Gnome

Jimmy Kimmel one of the best late night talk show hosts ever 😊and Geillermo is the Latin satin that makes the show classy😅. Love ya guys

An hour for Don to talk in the witness stand would make Captain Quigg look very sane. (The Cane Mutiny).

He is going to bend down like that for prison.

@lovetafrank7852

14 күн бұрын

Yes he's been practicing

@dianagodwin4504

14 күн бұрын

you go bubba!

@wearethedivineoneearth

14 күн бұрын

Well yeah, he's maga.

Trump always makes up his own alternative reality.

@dthomas9230

14 күн бұрын

He thinks Fox is real news and the Enquirer deserves a Pulitzer. Dunning and Kruger publishers are under contract.

@DissectGibberish

14 күн бұрын

Now if only he would go live in that alternative reality forevermore...

There should absolutely be a movie where Guillermo is played by Pedro Pascal!!!

@tiffanyshanley1419

14 күн бұрын

He was pretty great when he was on SNL so I second that

@RS3isRealscape

11 күн бұрын

Fluffy

Our “FOUNDING FARTER”? Priceless, Jimmy 🤣👏

The TRIAL(S) of the century should be televised 👍👍

@SusanEva-xv7oq

14 күн бұрын

I agree

@alicetelford9027

14 күн бұрын

FYI….*Cameras in the courtroom have been banned in the state of New York since the Lindbergh baby Kidnapping in 1935.

@dthomas9230

14 күн бұрын

@@alicetelford9027 Lindbergh was a proud fascist.

@j.r.weaver9110

14 күн бұрын

The Georgia case WILL be televised. But when?

@apneAtwo

14 күн бұрын

Donald Trump or not if the ex-president of the most powerful country in the world is on trial it should be on tv

Von Shitzinpants. 😂😂😂

His attorneys reaction was the same as Utica when Rupaul asked if she smoked weed 🤣 6:36

“The humpback of Bloatre Dame…”😂😂😂

Seeing Trump's lawyer trying not to choke on his bullshit is hilarious!

Kristi should be charged with animal cruelties.... and all her animals rehomed .

@filonin2

14 күн бұрын

Unfortunately the statute of limitation is only 7 years for a class 6 felony in South Dakota which is why she felt safe to brag about it.

@patriciabeck7293

13 күн бұрын

I wonder how she treated her own children?

@christianheidt5733

13 күн бұрын

Better yet, she should be treated how she treated her animals.

@kayinthepursuitofhappiness2159

13 күн бұрын

Mike Vick?

@williamjones6053

13 күн бұрын

​@@patriciabeck7293probably shared ideas with birbert

"If the mushroom fits!" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

The ability to "bend down like that" will be useful in prison

@scotsmanofnewengland7713

14 күн бұрын

Bubba waits !!!

@dunkelmonkey

14 күн бұрын

😂

@samredbird4225

14 күн бұрын

😂

@edg3048

14 күн бұрын

And quite sure the cell block D gang don't have wee mushrooms..

@el7jake

14 күн бұрын

Come to Pappa, Trumpy!

Isn't it nice to have a president who uses the teleprompter? Thank you President Biden!

@edwardmorehouse1424

14 күн бұрын

Hopefully trump drops the soap in prison.

@ErikPortland

14 күн бұрын

@@edwardmorehouse1424 Nobody would touch that

@sheilaboston7051

14 күн бұрын

Remember when donnie used the teleprompter? "Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do." He uses them _heaps!_

@estebanvaldez3632

14 күн бұрын

A teleprompter is just the evolution of technology from flash cards. What's the bigly deal.

@ErikPortland

14 күн бұрын

@estebanvaldez3632 It's only because Trump isn't very good at using one. Not a great reader.

They courtroom sketch looked very, very realistic to me

Love it! "Trumprooms" 😂😂

Trump should know all about going into locker rooms or dressing rooms, full of half dressed women he did that numerous times

@Hirnlego999

14 күн бұрын

"On the heels of the damaging videotape on which Trump and former Access Hollywood host Billy Bush salivated over Days of Our Live actress Arianne Zucker, and joked about sexually assaulting women, came allegations that Trump entered the Miss Teen USA changing room where girls as young as 15 were in various states of undress. Mariah Billado, Miss Teen Vermont 1997 told BuzzFeed, “I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, ‘Oh my god, there’s a man in here.'” Three other teenage contestants from the same year confirmed the story. The former pageant contestants discussed their memories of the incident after former Miss Arizona Tasha Dixon told Los Angeles’ CBS affiliate that Trump entered the Miss USA dressing room in 2001 when she was a contestant." Teens

@Hirnlego999

14 күн бұрын

"The Trump campaign did not offer a response to either story, but in a 2005 appearance on Howard Stern’s show, Trump bragged about doing exactly what the women describe. “I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else,” he said."

@itspersonal3351

14 күн бұрын

“When you’re a star, they let you do it”. ~ The sexual predator’s brain

@lilianevanbel3123

14 күн бұрын

​@itspersonal3351"Fortunately or unfortunately" he added. Apparantly man has been doing that for MILLIONS of years. Don't his kind always claim the earth to be only 6000 years old?🤔

@Martin-tn5lm

14 күн бұрын

​@lilianevanbel3123 Ancient Man didn't have a house not to mind a room.

I closed my eyes and tried to imagine the one Trump supporter in NY who would cheer him on... and, yeah, that's exactly what I thought I'd see!

@aa-tx7th

14 күн бұрын

thought it would be a male but bog witch was a close second lol

@mikemichael445

14 күн бұрын

Really?

@donaldadkins1598

14 күн бұрын

Trump's Mar a Lardo resort will accept her.

@estebanvaldez3632

14 күн бұрын

​@@mikemichael445 Yes, really.

@Dan0__

14 күн бұрын

4:37 Trumps Fan Back in the 70s when Reagan was Governor of California, he famously worked to defund mental healthcare, and turned these people out on the streets. And I believe he did it again at the federal level when he was President. They knew what they were doing! Now these folks are the Republican Base!

So glad to hear from you Mr. Kimmel 🎉

“Von Shitzenpants” entered into the court transcript… 😂 Dump is a “well-soiled machine” 😂 I love it! 😂

😂 At least Biden can read off a teleprompter while trump fumbles and stumbles while reading off it.

@ErLeuchten

12 күн бұрын

i dont get the point anyway. what does reading from a teleprompter says beside "iam reading decisions that my team and or me previously made?", isnt that the reason why the citizens finance a whole "administration" and not just one individual or a family? trumps teleprompter blame makes only sense from pov of a dictator or a monarch ,-)

His lawyer should be disbarred for shaking his head yes when he knows in fact, Trump can testify.

@gary-rr7jp

14 күн бұрын

That was a very weird reaction. It was almost like he couldn't believe what was coming out of trump's mouth and had to react quickly but couldn't quite make his head do what he wanted it to.

@juannagrant-salmon7764

14 күн бұрын

Reminds me of the unfortunate doctor who looked like she endorsed Trump's miracle cure for Covid.

@lilianevanbel3123

14 күн бұрын

​@@juannagrant-salmon7764She wanted the ground to swallow her up, she was so embarrassed!

@estebanvaldez3632

14 күн бұрын

tRump's lawyer was like, "Yeah, sure! Whatever you say, boss. I just want to get paid!"

@jeepliving1

14 күн бұрын

His lawyer probably told him he wasn't allowed just to make sure he didn't insist on testifying.

I think Teleprompter might be the longest word Trump knows.

“Hold it up so it’s coming at me at the right angle.” A Mae West for modern times. Love her. She’s a folk hero. Keep her safe, America.

That lawyer looks like he's having second thoughts about his life😂

@elvinn9434

14 күн бұрын

So true 😂😂😂😂😂

@caronstout354

14 күн бұрын

He just saw his profession life stumble and fall...

@user-hl3fm7tb1e

12 күн бұрын

@@caronstout354 Remember the Look on General Matis's Face during Vonshitzenpants's term? Priceless a real Kodak moment of an educated Man having to listen to nonsense from a real stable genius 🤣

So hilarious!!!!Trump suffering another form of humiliation on TV. Kimmel is awesome. We love it. Good on you, mate.

Jimmy, you are brutal 😂😂😂 Keep'em coming 😅😅...

Thank you for making me LMAO Just awesome. Keep it going people. BC Canada

I'm waiting for his lawyer to grab the arm of a reporter walking by and whisper, "Help me! They have my family!" 😂😂😂

@LaurieLucia-kk6bp

14 күн бұрын

That is so clever! Made me laugh!

We love the Jimmy Kimmel team.

Teleprompters and the ability to read: "Our great military men and women who fight for the furniture. And future.

I wish Jimmy was on five night a week. Great stuff.

Jimmy is so quick witted and hysterical. He tells the truth and makes it funny. We all need a break from Trumps madness and stupidity! I love Jimmy’s shows!

@kittikins1

13 күн бұрын

​@@almira565ha ha ha, and you watched, cause here you are commenting. Dialing up Jummy's algorithms, so thanks.

@ivanivonovich9863

13 күн бұрын

When the orange ogre is finally gone... The Comedians will have so much harder times to get their laughs. I pity those times a coming.

@moochydacat

13 күн бұрын

@@almira565 orange bot detected

@AAZEDLARC

13 күн бұрын

Kimmel is a national treasure at this point. What an amazing career trajectory, well done

@LoserInChief

13 күн бұрын

@@AAZEDLARC Right!!?? I grew up in Southern California, and he was just the sports guy on the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ in the mornings! I didn't even like sports, but I liked Jimmy! Such a great guy, and I am so happy for his success, too!

Trump's teleprompter phobia arises from the fact that they use big words.

@charlenemack7040

14 күн бұрын

You mean Bigley words.

@polyglot12

14 күн бұрын

@@charlenemack7040 Correct!

@janncarden2873

14 күн бұрын

…or just words, any words.

@janedoe8828

14 күн бұрын

He can’t read

@djsmileyoflasvegas

14 күн бұрын

If u watch the daily show and see for urself trump trying to read words he messed up alot😆😆

🤣😂his lawyer can’t decide which way to nod his head😂🤣

It would have been apropos for F45's attorney to stand up and state, "I am Farticus".

"I close my eyes and just take it in" : His prison preparation.

@dianagodwin4504

14 күн бұрын

makes it easy for bubba.

@bebM123

14 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Tassie5050

14 күн бұрын

I am just dying laughing