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One of the worst parts of the Trump era is the inescapable realization of just how many truly awful people walk among us.
@garfield2439
27 күн бұрын
That saddens me to no end.😢😢😢
@EdricLysharae
27 күн бұрын
Is Ignorance bliss, or is Knowledge power? At least we now know the extent of the social rot, unpleasant as that revelation is to us.
@scopie49
27 күн бұрын
Not just among us. The realization that an alarming amount of these people are in positions of power.
@Noxius-Remind
27 күн бұрын
Trust me, Biden is far worse. Look up the Aishley Dairy that just got confirmed to be true
@Noxius-Remind
27 күн бұрын
Biden
“I heard you’re free on Wednesday’s” Savagery
@justiceforrevina
27 күн бұрын
Hey guys...grandpa Joe made a funny!!! 😁😁😁🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣
@cleverusername9369
27 күн бұрын
@@justiceforrevina at least he has a sense of humor. Trump famously can't take a joke, had no sense of humor, and only makes jokes at the expense of disabled people or anyone he can punch down at.
@ubiquitousrose7476
27 күн бұрын
@cleverusername9369 I said it on jest - I thought the comment ( Joe"s wednesday joke) was hilarious! tRumps an evil monster !
@johnathanmartin1504
27 күн бұрын
@@cleverusername9369 Some people are so weak that they consider that a positive feature. If you punch down that just shows everyone you're too cowardly to punch up.
@terasesnyder1626
27 күн бұрын
Tickles me every timeI hear Biden's quip
One of the first comments I saw concerning journalists trying to cover Trump was by a British journalist who wrote “it’s difficult to understand what he means when he says words” 😂
@EebstertheGreat
25 күн бұрын
Yeah, the same people who say they like Trump because he's plainspoken and easy to understand will also say that everyone misunderstands Trump and takes him out of context. Which is it? When he says he wants to stop all Muslims from entering the country and to register all Muslims currently in the country, is he being "plainspoken" or not?
@generalputnam2990
25 күн бұрын
@@EebstertheGreatHe apparently also wants to register & monitor all pregnant American women, too.
@Rugelacharugula
25 күн бұрын
But he has the BEST WORDS!
@MelodyMaly
7 күн бұрын
I seen footage from England on January 6th. They seen an insurrection. And that it was a coup.. Trump is as Guilty as Manson was. When your minions want to please you???? Isn't cults that cause harm illegal. Jim Jones Jim Jeff's David Koresch Scientology is next Trump is way more dangerous. Even if he's not elected.
Boebert went to New York to support Trump during his court case but failed to attend the Colorado court where her own son is being tried. Those GOP family values keep shining through the mists of rational priorities.
@margarethooten3007
26 күн бұрын
She's a good argument for abortion.
@debrachilders3544
26 күн бұрын
You're absolutely correct
@andreasobuaculla9511
26 күн бұрын
It's a hard pick between 2 losers!
@cozmo840
25 күн бұрын
I just looked him up because I couldn’t remember what he was charged with, and man…. That whole family…
@kathyraygoza3299
24 күн бұрын
Interesting that nearest and dearest of drumphs family including his sister/sisters didn't show up for support. I'm pretty sure that those Republicans who showed up bullied into being there or want to show Drumph they wish to be chosen as a running mate.
Cohen ain't the guy on trial. Somehow this fact eludes the defense.
@persianking44
27 күн бұрын
Unfortunately, the defense's job isn't necessarily to prove their client is innocent, but rather, sometimes their job is to seed just enough doubt among the jury to get a hung jury or not guilty verdicts. Here's hoping jury has enough sense to slap Trump with the first of many deserved guilty verdicts.
@annakingry9157
27 күн бұрын
And the media.
@SayAhh
27 күн бұрын
"Trump could be a bad guy" is a fact that eludes all MAGA voters.
@t.dmytryshyn2615
27 күн бұрын
Could?
@SayAhh
27 күн бұрын
@@t.dmytryshyn2615 They don't even believe that he has broken a single law much less over a hundred
I will not accept the outcome of the trial. Unless he's found guilty.
@user-bf5ik2sq5e
27 күн бұрын
YES!!!!🙀🥰😍
@nelliekenny9630
24 күн бұрын
I've got the champagne and the tissues ready.
@jonb4248
22 күн бұрын
TDS. You could accept a court’s decision, either way.
@MelodyMaly
7 күн бұрын
I love that. DEPORT TRUMP TO RUSSIA! HIS CRUSH PUTIN WILL SHOW HIM TRUTH SOCIAL!
Why is everyone so surprised Cohen did a great job on the witness stand? He is well acquainted with not only as a defendant, but as former long time attorney, he knows how to behave on cross.
When Louis laughs that hard, Stephen KNOWS he nailed the joke. I love it!!!
It’s absolutely and completely embarrassing that Gaetz and Boebert are members of Congress. It’s humiliating for Congress.
@mrmockatoo6786
27 күн бұрын
MTG, Gym Jordan, Cancun Ted, McConnell, Birdschitt, Johnson, McCarthy, Comer Pyle...the list is endless...
@seanscanlon9067
27 күн бұрын
You would think Boebert would be more concerned with her own son's court case and with finding him a lawyer.
@sonofradium4835
27 күн бұрын
Not just for Congress, the whole country. The presence of people like them in government is only a symptom of the intellectual rot that this nation is suffering from. Moral decay to say the least.
@dthomas9230
27 күн бұрын
@@seanscanlon9067 She's going to be a grandma soon, so she may be thinking of the fetus.
@dthomas9230
27 күн бұрын
She was 16 when she had her son, he is 16 now, and soon to be a father. His dad beats his son as heard on 911 tapes.
Please oh PLEASE hold this “man” accountable for ONCE in his miserable, sleazy life!!!!
@michaelcarter5624
27 күн бұрын
Haha what was the crime?
@dennis1954
27 күн бұрын
I’ll second that and add, “T-Rump 2024 years in prison!”
@t.dmytryshyn2615
27 күн бұрын
Go slither back under your rock troll.
@user-kz9ni8bo2i
27 күн бұрын
@@michaelcarter5624 Pretending to be a caring human. He can't even be a good father and husband......Aside from his endless crimes. Admit it, if Joe Biden had done these things, we'd all be just as upset about it.
@johnathanmartin1504
27 күн бұрын
@@michaelcarter5624 Have you been living under a rock for eight years? You have 91 crimes to choose from.
As someone who has the misfortune of living in Matt Gaetz’ district, I will gladly write-in the “Anyone else” candidate when he is up for rejection. I mean reelection. I will repeat that process for his friends : Greene, Boebert, Trump…
"Standing back and standing by" is absolutely psychotic... Some people say some thngs are dog whistles and you can be like, "okayyyyyy..." and see both sides... that one is a straight up foghorn.... i'm at a loss for words...
@leavingitblank9363
11 күн бұрын
Yeah, I was willing to give T**** the benefit of the doubt on that one, especially considering his inability to articulate, but the MAGAs have taken it up and Gaetz just made it official.
Today was the first time Lauren Boebert (R-CO) had been in a courtroom without being the defendant.
@tylerkochman1007
27 күн бұрын
Wrong. She was probably there when her ex-husband was convicted of exposing his penis to minors (while on a date with Lauren)
@alexandradaniele
27 күн бұрын
While the crowd outside, while she was talking to reporters, yelled Beetlejuice!
@Devilninja333
27 күн бұрын
Also wasn’t there for her son while he’s in court
@slavojalois1639
27 күн бұрын
😂❤
@y_fam_goeglyd
27 күн бұрын
@@Devilninja333 She hasn't even got him a lawyer!
If all they had was Cohen's testimony, then yes,they could challenge him but he also backed up his statements with actual documentation proving what he said.
@tarheelfangp
27 күн бұрын
it doesn’t MATTER. Even if trump had knowledge and cohen isnt lying the crime is “falsifying business records” and is a misdemeanor of which the statute of limitations is expired. For it to be a felony (as is charged) it needs to be in furtherance of another crime. I’ll ask again WHAT IS THE OTHER CRIME? They have said in violation of campaign finance laws. Ok so they wanted Trump to claim the expense as a campaign expense? THAT IS ALSO A CRIME. Can’t have it both ways. No one is arguing Trump prob had knowledge of the payment. It’s legal to pay people hush money. It’s also only a misdemeanor to falsify a business record. This case is a joke. If dems wanna take out trump, classified docs case is their best shot, not this garbage.
@JusticeAlways
27 күн бұрын
@@tarheelfangp The case put Donald Trump's behavior in the public eye...dragged thru the mud...just like he did with Hillary Clinton. A verdict isn't really needed.
@josephhawthorne5097
27 күн бұрын
@@tarheelfangp I don't know if you're ignorant or lying, but it has been quite clearly explained, that Cohen paying the hush money, even if payed back by Trump, was functionally a donation to Trump's campaign (because there is clear record that it was done to hide it specifically to help him with voters) and the value of the payments is far in excess of the legal donation limit. That is why it is a violation of campaign finance laws, that is why Cohen went to jail, and why the person who directed him to do it, Donal Trump, must also legally be held accountable. Also, you say no one is arguing Trump had knowledge, one of the defenses' primary fucking claims is that Trump had no involvement even though there is numerous witnesses to him discussing paying Cohen and how to write it up to hide the actual reason for the payments, and he signed the fucking checks personally.
@barbarahecht4617
27 күн бұрын
@@tarheelfangp Good observation, dude. You are 100% correct. but you have to realize that Many many Never-Trumpers want him to be prevented from attaining a second term as President and will therefore accept ANY means that achieves that end.
@terri6854
27 күн бұрын
@tarheelfango Do you HONESTLY think a grand jury and now a trial could occur if it was so full of holes? Don't be so gullible. Your understanding is what is full of holes. Here's the situation: "Falsifying business records in the first degree is a felony under New York state law that requires that the "intent to defraud includes an intent to commit another crime or to aid or conceal the commission thereof". This is in contrast to falsifying business records in the second degree, which is a misdemeanor that does not have that requirement.[7][94][95] In later filings, Bragg listed three such crimes that Trump allegedly intended to commit: violation of federal campaign finance limits, violation of state election laws by unlawfully influencing the 2016 election, and violation of state tax laws regarding the reimbursement.[96] Trump can move to allow the jury the option to convict on the misdemeanor charges as a lesser included offense, but is not required to do so.[97]"
OMG, that helium was so on point!!!! I know the jury will find him guilty, so ready for the verdict and I predict it will take all of an hour. I live to never her his voice ever again.
@thaliazelmer2327
26 күн бұрын
From your lips to the ears of Lady Justice!
@mehere8038
26 күн бұрын
watchig internationally, what I see is 2 sides equally as bad as each other in cognitive dissonance. Tell me, what are you going to do if the jury find him not guilty? Riot? bet you won't accept the decision, will you! You will do exactly as you accuse the othe rside of!
Thank you Stephen and everyone at The Late Show! You've helped so many to survive the trump trauma with a good round of laughs!
Stop the stupidity Trump for prison 2024
@peachesandpoets
27 күн бұрын
Stop the 2 tier system and lock him up
@robkoper841
27 күн бұрын
SOCCER RACCOON 2024
@eca7773
27 күн бұрын
He would probably flourish in prison, finally get an education off of the system and come out more popular than even with a real knowledge of how the government works. Since he would probably get out in two years anyway he would run for office and then take over the world leaving his dynasty to his children to lead, which would end up with Eric and Don Jr. starting a civil war to determine who will be the supreme leader..... Sorry dozed off for a second
@hushmoney2058
27 күн бұрын
Shit No ...
@Jan-zv7ze
27 күн бұрын
@@SonyAlphaVisions BECAUSE Trump is an idiot..not suited to be near our White House ever again.
FACTS. We don't want Trump in the White House. We want him in a FEDERAL PRISON
@IcariumGaming
27 күн бұрын
Are you just trying to farm likes, and that's why you post this on literally everything?
@ekdaufin1485
27 күн бұрын
Big House
@guynorth3277
27 күн бұрын
@@IcariumGaming ; It's worth repeating !
@t.dmytryshyn2615
27 күн бұрын
A good comment is worth repeating.
@tyguy5291
27 күн бұрын
Trump for prison! 2024!
Colbert is best stress reliever with the big belly laughs he provides as well as insightful telling of truth. My shoulders untense, my body stops aching for a bit just because his humor is so delightfully funny. We have much to thank this talented man for giving us relief from our toxic political system shenanigans of the day!
@blaynestaleypro
26 күн бұрын
Colbert is just another leftist extremist mouth piece. Just like most of the rest. Trump 2024.
Trump will never, ever allow Tim Scott to sit at the big boy table. It’s embarrassing honestly.
@ColetteJohnson-pb5cz
24 күн бұрын
I agree....but I cannot tolerate Tim Scott....he is pathetic...."Its because I love you Mr. President" BS
Going “Full Douche” is what Matt “giggidy” Gaetz does.
@cmdraftbrn
27 күн бұрын
and venmo'ing "school supplies"
In ten or so years, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.
@SwiftJustice
27 күн бұрын
*"Some of my family have started turning on tr💩mp. They're even to the point of pretending they never supported him."*
@sheilaboston7051
27 күн бұрын
Except that the kids will delve into the trunks in all those attics and find all those diapers with donnie's face on them!
@KarinBaca86
27 күн бұрын
You’d think so. Of course I hope so, but this unfortunate moment in history is definitely never going away
@joemalone7386
27 күн бұрын
Con shit zen pants 😂
@edwardallenthree
27 күн бұрын
Inshallah
Colbert, Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel helping to keep my sanity in check since 2016
@user-sg6sv9oi6i
25 күн бұрын
Yes! ❤️🎯
@TheMancYank
20 күн бұрын
@@user-sg6sv9oi6iThey get pounded by Greg Gutfeld. Biden is fucked.
the professional musicians pissing themselves laughing in the corner at Stephen's recorder playing.
@AURON2401
25 күн бұрын
Cringing in dispair.
@patriciatinkey2677
25 күн бұрын
Painful😮
@heidinova6883
24 күн бұрын
Pure gold 🤣🤣
The republican party is actually a joke now
@gogreen7794
27 күн бұрын
It's been a joke for some time. The joke went over the head of too many Americans for too long.
@nebulousvoid
27 күн бұрын
Jokes are funny.
@chrisrj9871
27 күн бұрын
@@nebulousvoid - I'd say they look, um... SAD. You know, like an orphan with no arms, and no legs... Oh, with PROGERIA! (very few Colbert fans get the reference)
@kefinkamed
27 күн бұрын
Now? 😂
@tystkanin9996
27 күн бұрын
They are a parody of themselves. Jokes are supposed to be funny not scary.
Biden wins, Trump whines.
@cornhead6469
27 күн бұрын
China Joe for jail
@Justusson
27 күн бұрын
🤞
@-erm2918
27 күн бұрын
T-shirt
@MicraVentures
26 күн бұрын
You have a population of over a billion. You can’t pick even one competent leader who isn’t an old man who can barely function? Not one? Really? If it’s too much effort to even do the bare minimum you may as well just slap in a not-completely-horrible king and sit back down.
Stephen Colbert, the best way to get the news. 😂😂😂
@taktak1798
27 күн бұрын
I agree. The news is so depressing. But, Colbert and other night show hosts make it bearable.
@jimslancio
25 күн бұрын
The court jester is the only one who can tell the King the truth.
These publicans should have been in Washington doing their job instead of being puppets for Trump.
Oh my god I am so effing tired of all the Trump bullsh*t. Please make it stop!
@djlads
27 күн бұрын
The only way it will is if he loses again the GOP will realise he can't win and move on to someone else.
@Noxius-Remind
27 күн бұрын
You are watching anti-Trump shows maybe thats why
@brothajohn
27 күн бұрын
Then vote. Vote blue. All the way up and down the ticket
@chaboikiril3846
27 күн бұрын
@@brothajohnjust blindly vote for someone based on their affiliation…not based what they’ve done 🙌🏼
@dawnstanley1733
27 күн бұрын
@@chaboikiril3846 Spin it anyway you want, doesn't change the facts, nobody wants trump! Not anyone with a brain.
"Seen here achieving maximum douche... " 😂😂😂😂
Louis’s perfect pitch is as good as Jon’s was - both able to accompany Stephen wherever he goes!
If only that soccer game with the loose raccoon had, say, dozens of professional athletes who trained specifically for speed, agility, and chasing after elusive black and white things, to help catch it.
Shouldn’t Boebert be back home getting her son a good lawyer?
@triciamyles7258
27 күн бұрын
Priorities! She could also actually go to her job! Priorities.
@Oneshot8242
27 күн бұрын
She wouldn't know a good lawyer if one crawled out of her nostril.
@user-bf5ik2sq5e
27 күн бұрын
@@triciamyles7258 would we, though, the people, be better with her "doing her job"🤔...⚖ we might be safer if she doesn't do any more harm, let her sit in the courtroom like, I'm conflicted with how much time tp was on the golf course, however, that time spent away may have saved us, U S A. a little, but then he and his minions can damage anything from anywhere so....idk
@marydungan6748
26 күн бұрын
Yeah. Miss Great Mom left him to fend for himself.
@BMALB2023
10 күн бұрын
@@marydungan6748 Her son is a father, grown enough to handle making a baby and grown enough to take care of his own legal affairs. She forgot to parent him waaay back when it mattered.
Doing their leader's bidding on the taxpayer dime, disgusting
@jannetteberends8730
27 күн бұрын
That’s what amazes me too. They should be at work in Washington. They have already more free time than the average European.
@mitchhills4747
27 күн бұрын
Any averagely intelligent juror will now believe that if Trump can get his minions to breach the gag order on his behalf, that Cohen must have been telling the truth when he committed crimes on Trump's behalf! See the correlation between the two situations? Trump has shot himself in the foot once again. Why? Because he is beyond stupid. No matter, this latest stunt is just a demonstration of how far Trump will go to get others to do his dirty work. which only helps the prosecution and virtually knocks down his defence. GUILTY AS CHARGED.
@richborn6700
27 күн бұрын
Meanwhile back in her home state of Colorado Lauren Boebert left her son high and dry by himself in court to support her political Daddy
“Former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, Michael Cohen.” 😂🤣
@serendipityshopnyc
25 күн бұрын
"Matt Gaetz, seen here achieving Maximum Douche" was possibly even better!
When I saw that two of those guys were trying to catch that raccoon with their _hands,_ my only thought was "You *idiots.* " Raccoons are dangerous, especially when cornered.
@nancykraus5127
27 күн бұрын
Any animal that is cornered and scared is dangerous.
@scottsnyder1909
26 күн бұрын
@@nancykraus5127 Especially orange raccoons.
@lordplagus02
26 күн бұрын
I feel pretty bad for this raccoon. He must have been really scared.
@5400bowen
26 күн бұрын
You obviously have nature-o-phobia. Raccoons are not dangerous unless you ATTACK them!!! I’ve hand fed wild mother raccoons. They are very smart and gentle. City slickers….
@nancykraus5127
26 күн бұрын
@@5400bowen That is why I laughed so hard over that video. The stadium is a Philadelphia team but First Union built their stadium about 45 minutes south of Philly in Chester. It is an urban area they are in but there are wooded parks all over the city. I am in a section of the city cut off from the rest of it by Interstate 95 and I have Crozer Arboretum down the street and Chester Park only about 10 blocks away. We get deer, raccoons, skunks, owls, hawks, the occasional turkey buzzard, and there is even a male groundhog that overwinters under my neighbors shed. Yet, I am within the city limits of Chester. It is not all so urban and run down from lack of jobs as the waterfront area is. We get a different kind of wildlife up here. We get the furry kind. LOL
"Honey Mustard" is also wanting her hush money too.
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT
@LaDemocrazia
27 күн бұрын
America's embarrassment number ONE. Greetings from Europe
@Yve55
27 күн бұрын
And to the world 🌎
@siswohlslagel8919
27 күн бұрын
Was he ever legally president?? 🤯
@penelopesimpsonadams624
27 күн бұрын
It is not just him, it is his terrorist party.
@erikkarsies4851
27 күн бұрын
Yes he is and Micheal Cohen is a total embarrassment also.
Rat experts - 'Stop leaving food and garbage out" *surprised Pikachu face*
As a Meidas Touch fan due to it's honesty along with all the great accurate, hilarious late night comedians!
Our tax payers money pays their salary. WHY ARE THEY NOT AT WORK???
@sab3295
27 күн бұрын
The people that pay their a$$. My question is... how did they travel to NY??? I really hope that wasn't America's dime spent.
@user-bf5ik2sq5e
27 күн бұрын
🎯
@user-xi7gz6sz4w
27 күн бұрын
While they whine about taxes and debt ceilings.
@ateamfan42
27 күн бұрын
because no one holds them accountable
@baronmeduse
26 күн бұрын
The money paying their salaries is just issued money. The government isn't funded by 'taxpayers', it funds itself. Those payments are however a waste of money.
Stephen hit it out of the park with his Helium hounding of *hump.
Truly your writers have been POPPING OFF!!!! The writer's strike really was worth it because goddamn you can TELL that they're finally excited to be properly compensated for their work and that they've been given new-found respect. Especially since Colbert and other talk show comedians tried their hand at running a comedy podcast. Awesome job guys, it really feels like you're having fun over there!!! And it shows through with your killer monologues
YOU ARE HYSTERICAL STEPHEN COLBERT, AS ARE YOUR WRITERS! BRAVO!
Trump's dingle berries show up to support him. 🙄
@amyreynolds3619
27 күн бұрын
Good, because the "dingleberries" between his legs aren't working well.
@KiloMintoni-kg4kn
27 күн бұрын
Nasti'!!
@greenegirlsstudio101
27 күн бұрын
Trump & the DingleBerries... lmfao
@pamjones8007
27 күн бұрын
It reminds me of the manson, women shaving their head and crawling on their hands and feet around the courtroom
@firstlast-tp7zo
26 күн бұрын
One of his most ardent trolls calls herself Debbie Dingleberry. 😂 I
'Scam, Sham, the code names for Eric & Don Jr.'.....classic!
Love Stephen ❤️ He always makes me laugh 😃
I just love Mr. Colbert- great humour & never foul mouthed. 😂😂
After being a teacher, music teacher, included the recorder. When you pulled one out and played…..My left eye started twitching . Flashbacks. 😂😬
@user-bf5ik2sq5e
27 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
“ heard you’re free on Wednesday’s” Let’s get ready to ramble
Your show tonight will go down in the history of TV! Really well done. Bravo to your writers and performance.
We are glad that Joe💙Biden is President🇱🇷.
Saved the raccoon from Kristi Noem!
@jannetteberends8730
27 күн бұрын
Sharp! Smile 😃
"Today, we saw Florida Representative Matt Gaetz, seen here achieving maximum douche..."
@clothilde1623
27 күн бұрын
That picture was SOMETHING ELSE. What an absolute scrotum that man is.
Finally, something exciting at a soccer game.
@clothilde1623
27 күн бұрын
Oh look, someone who doesn’t like real football. Must be a yank.
Why doesn't this man have an Oscar
@jimslancio
25 күн бұрын
He does have a few Emmys, doesn't he?
HOPE Jury Finds #TratiorTrump GUILTY .
@dozervin1
27 күн бұрын
NO CRIME . SORRY
@calisto2735
27 күн бұрын
@@dozervin1 rofl
@editor4578
27 күн бұрын
@@dozervin1conning stupid people?
@Mark_Brooks
27 күн бұрын
@@dozervin1 See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!
@stephenstjohn5239
27 күн бұрын
@@dozervin1 WRONG. NOT SORRY
It's time for all the late night hosts to go to the court building and hold "speeches" outside opposite of where the congress people are making theirs. See who the press gravitates to most. It would be a gas.
@Oneshot8242
27 күн бұрын
I'm surprised that there isn't a YT channel dedicated to showing the crowd sizes at the various rallies, etc.
@cherylkiley6373
27 күн бұрын
That would be totally awesome!!!😂
@gaylesankey402
27 күн бұрын
Oh my gosh! What a great idea! They could all dress the same but not like the repugs did lol
Laughter and smiling raises your vibrations and makes you feel better...Thank you for Laughter.. Bear medicine is strong in this one!!!..Lmao!!
Charades at the Colbert house might be fun!
I hope Donnie doesn't chicken out of the debates... the spectacle itself will be like watching a Twilight Zone episode and the Late Show jokes will be even better!
@aggressiveattitudeera887
27 күн бұрын
But you know that the coward will.
@sheilaboston7051
27 күн бұрын
We'll all be able to watch him sun-downing, unless he's drugged up, like last time.
@davidthomaschwclmt5925
27 күн бұрын
He will guaranteed not do any debates
@y_fam_goeglyd
27 күн бұрын
They're already working on it 🤷🏻♀️
@RuthBhmand
27 күн бұрын
Tumpity will interrupt, lie, ramble incoherently, strutt, call the mediater a fake, tell every second sentence how the election is rigged, refuse to reveal tax documents. My bingo card is full. Oh and we haven’t seen Melanoma for ages, if he wins , she stays, when he is absolutely losing she is going.
I feel bad for that raccoon. Imagine waking up to unbearable noise, checking it out, and you’re surrounded by bright lights and chased down by a bunch of apes with grey things before being restrained.
@LillikoiSeed
27 күн бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Poor thing must’ve been monumentally freaked out.
@davidlundquist1979
27 күн бұрын
That kind of sounds like a purposely vague summary of Guardians of the Galaxy 3.
@mammawlee
27 күн бұрын
🙂😐🤨
@chonqmonk
27 күн бұрын
The clip ended with the coon trapped under the upside trash can....so....what happened next?
@user-bf5ik2sq5e
27 күн бұрын
I just hope they let the baby free. 💔
Stephen, my good sir, you have achieved maximum humorousness. Well done:)
Where is rock bottom with Trump? I thought we were there, but the bottom keeps falling out.
Gaetz looks and acts just like Quagmire on The Family Guy.
@LindaC616
27 күн бұрын
If Quagmire and Butthead had a baby
@bee-sg1qf
27 күн бұрын
You are so right
Stephen Colbert is the gift that keep on giving!
Excellent monolog, Stephen
I was just on a cruise out of Sydney and I’m blown away how many support trump!!!!! I’m actually worried now
@QUICKBOOKS1
27 күн бұрын
I hope people have learned from their mistakes. A video of January 6th should be played at each polling station.
Best late night show 🎉
The utter shamelessness of the repug congresspeople who are flouting the law about the gag order is astonishing - what happened to honour & the ' party of law & order ' 😡😡😡
@cmdraftbrn
27 күн бұрын
died with the election of bush jr. went off the rails with the election of obama. and became a cult under a dumbass.
@stephenstjohn5239
27 күн бұрын
@@zerozip3426 Thus proving,,once again, that Rethug voters have no honor and no decency.
@jannetteberends8730
27 күн бұрын
@@zerozip3426 you obviously know nothing about economics.
@CactusGal
27 күн бұрын
@@jannetteberends8730And even less about character.
@jackboot3946
27 күн бұрын
@@jannetteberends8730 Obviously knows zero-zip about economics.... or character.
That's so random that a raccoon would just enter the football field. That was probably one of the funniest Chase moments I've ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm just thinking the whole time "are they going to get it are they going to get it?! Aaaaah THEY DID IT "
Stephen Colbert put me in belly laughs with his delivery of amazing wonderful monologues written by the talented writers on his team
Tim Scott should stop talking for the rest of us.
@peggyking9543
27 күн бұрын
Tim is actually the very first AI prototype. It obviously failed.
@harrybond1485
27 күн бұрын
tim scott is nothing but a fraud and ass kisser.
@amyreynolds3619
27 күн бұрын
I'm from South Carolina. He has never spoken for me. 😊
@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
27 күн бұрын
Tim's too stupid to be ashamed
@user-lc4qe4gr7k
26 күн бұрын
@@amyreynolds3619 Did you know that Stephen Colbert is ALSO from SC ? Now that's something you can be proud of.
🤣🤣The Late Show is always a morning treat for us over here in Europe.🤣
@Langkowski
27 күн бұрын
Speak for yourself. I hate all those woke hosts. I keep downvoting them so that KZread will stop recommending them for me, but KZread refuse to take the hint.
@melodytenisch6232
27 күн бұрын
@@LangkowskiCry me a river on the tiniest violin. 🎻
@Langkowski
27 күн бұрын
@@melodytenisch6232 Says someone he has cried buckets ever since Trump won in 2016
@billystan2403
26 күн бұрын
@@Langkowskisnowflake
@Langkowski
26 күн бұрын
@@billystan2403kzread.info/dash/bejne/mYuExbqTermcaZc.html
Helium balloon AND a piper segment?? Love it!
Love this man and his writers and his IATSE crew!
"Don't hurt him!" Bless that announcer. ♥
Where can I thumbs-up more than once and not get arrested? .... brilliant.
I think Stephen has fully recovered from his appendectomy. 💪
Biden’s a biter…😂 Stephen you’re so funny and on point.
You mean showed up for Trump's "immoral support?"
Stephen just about slayed Cato with that recorder bit. Gotta do a bit for the band every now and then.
"GET THE HAMMER!!!" fking dying over here bro, that shit was funny af
I think Colbert killed Louis with the recorder. Someone make sure he's OK or at least has stopped laughing. lmfao.
Awww, poor raccoon was probably terrified. 😂
@brenda-leehay9219
26 күн бұрын
He was delicious!
You don't wanna know what Lauren Boebert does if you say Beetlejuice three times.
@mr.joshua6818
27 күн бұрын
Actually... I kinda do...
@robotrix
27 күн бұрын
Abandon her children?
@williamduffy1227
27 күн бұрын
Falls to her knees and starts.... 😂😂😂😂
@aggressiveattitudeera887
27 күн бұрын
😂
@judyodonoghue7715
27 күн бұрын
Turns into a worm in RFK Jr brain again
“Those teeth are in their teens” is pure gold
@thaliazelmer2327
26 күн бұрын
Dark Brandon Bites!
I rooted for the raccoon immediately
Trail of chicken nuggets to a cliff… 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@RKing-dy1uv
27 күн бұрын
Honey Mustard Be-LOOOOWWWW! 😂
@8arrows
27 күн бұрын
And then his lemmings will follow him over the edge.
Plenty of seats available!😂
Well this was a keeper. The helium balloon, the Munchkin song, the Rat Summit, the raccoon. But most of all Colbert on the recorder absolutely made me cry with laughter 😂😂😂
@patriciatinkey2677
25 күн бұрын
Made me xry with pain!😢
The sound department needs a raise after dealing with that flute. Yikes. Enjoyed the jokes, but I couldn't help but wince at the flute playing.
@patriciatinkey2677
25 күн бұрын
Amen
It doesn't matter how dirty the defense is. Cohen provided the documents that prove Trump's malfeasance.
Laugh Out Loud - So Funny! I love this guy!
Moral support for immoral acts by a group of unstable people. 😮
*Blanche:* “I want the TRUTH!” *Cohen:* “….uh, I just said it.” Sorkin, eat your heart out.
That flute gag was fun - it reminded of what the late great Stan Laurel once said "if you can get away with a gag once, you can get away with it twice!" So true!
1 min 36 seconds may be the full attention span of tfg. Cohen knew to talk fast.
@firstlast-tp7zo
26 күн бұрын
Ikr? They’re idiots.
Stephen, you’re crazy but it feels so good to laugh out loud. Your pied piper skit was hilarious.
Colbert just keeps getting better. This man is a national treasure!