1:43 “Ask your kids about BDE” is a heck of a line for a party that loses its mind every time that a kid’s book mentions LGBT issues.

@SyntheticFuture

Жыл бұрын

I fail to see the connection between these two things.

@karannsyt

Жыл бұрын

@@SyntheticFuture talking about two people of the same sex loving each other is no no but "big dick energy" is ok to talk about with a child?

@IndiaTides

Жыл бұрын

@@karannsyt Yes, Big dick is what usually conservatives around the world like.

@namedhuman5870

Жыл бұрын

​@@SyntheticFuture how often do you discuss genital size and the energy it exudes with your children? I'm assuming it is not at all because deep down you know it is weird to do.

@magic8ball237

Жыл бұрын

​@@karannsyt That is because conservatives are pro actual-grooming, even if they call things they don't like grooming.

Ladies, do not hesitate to (politely) correct a man on your date. If he disappears/avoids you after that, know that you've dodged a rotten meatball.

@carolw8579

Жыл бұрын

Got iT.

@adspur

Жыл бұрын

Correction.He dodged a bullet.Social degradation is pretty much at it peak.It started with the baby boomers and has gradually got worse.America has a real social disease.Lack of general decency and morals have decayed the family structure of children.Look at the statistics.Nothing but negative outcomes

@benwallace5389

Жыл бұрын

Can I politely do the same for a woman?

@benwallace5389

Жыл бұрын

@Rinnosempai what are your pronouns?

@religionisapoison2413

Жыл бұрын

​@@benwallace5389 meatballs come in all sizes.

Using whether or not a girl corrects you on your mispronunciation of 'thai food' said as 'thigh food' on a first date as a litmus test has to be one of the most alarmingly psychotic attributes ive ever heard. That's so specific, it feels like it probably is true.

@Julia-lk8jn

10 ай бұрын

I wouldn't put it beyond deSantis; I'm just surprised that he'd get enough dates to then lose any more with that pathetic little 'test' of subservience. I'm sure he looked okay at 20, but with that personality? I'll admit that some women are well into their 20ies before their 'egomanic jerk' radar is fully funcional, but surely word would get around?

@lyndareilly6893

10 ай бұрын

It Is, he's a prima donna, his wife has him by the gonads.

@emisthem6562

7 ай бұрын

A red flag so big aliens might finally visit us after seeing it

@egirl150

7 ай бұрын

If I heard him say "thigh food," I would think he was trying to make a bad euphemism for oral sex and I would leave.

@twosencefromcleveland6084

7 ай бұрын

Its BS.

And 100% of school libraries do NOT have "hard core" porn. I would speculate that close to 100% of PUBLIC libraries do not have hard core porn, by definition. As a former public library director, we represent our community as a whole, not the narrow views of an autocrat.

@Cara-39

2 ай бұрын

My mother was a middle school librarian for 30 yrs and due to budget cuts, was in charge of all libraries in the district, which also included 3 elementary schools, for the last 15 yrs and of course you're right that porn is not part of the inventory, nor is it part of the children's section of public libraries. Book banning idiots like DeSantis love to claim that only "media specialists" should be choosing school library books but that's exactly what those children's librarians are!!! The majority of schools require their librarians to have a Masters in Library Science (my Mom got hers in the 80s when very few schools offered it) and many programs have a concentration in children's literature but these book bans prove their argument of keeping kids safe is just a political stunt, otherwise they wouldn't require the librarians to have the expertise they do. I remember my Mom getting the ALA's annual "top banned books of the year" newsletter so I know book bans are nothing new but the rise of the far-right in the last decade has pushed them into high gear. On another note, as a life long lover of libraries (say that 5x fast 😂), whose library cards are prized possessions, I'm surprised your public library had porn. I live in Manhattan and the NY Public Library is my home away from home but I don't think I've ever seen any there or any other public library I've ever been to...not that I've ever looked so maybe its just escaped my notice.

@adriannespring8598

5 күн бұрын

Any library that has the Bible.. 😅

It's fascinating how a nation can be so obsessed with freedom and do everything to kill it at the same time.

@colinmartin9797

Жыл бұрын

Killing freedom in the name of "freedom"

@TheJell3

Жыл бұрын

The fascists just use that obsession to create a diversion. You can't criticize them because then you are "anti-freedom". It doesn't mean the same thing when they use it. That's how fascists play with language

@nicks816

Жыл бұрын

The word 'freedom' is used by the right as a mask to trick their base into voting against their own interests.

@Utonian21

Жыл бұрын

The Republican party is filled with spineless hypocrites. DeSantis passed a bill to "protect" free speech on social media while simultaneously passing another that criminalizes protesters

@zaedlo

Жыл бұрын

I moved here 20 years ago, it was a time warp then and it's getting worse.

So they don’t mind their kids being asked about “BDE” but think being told that homosexuality exists is inappropriate at any age under 18? Man, we are in the worst timeline.

@nairsheasterling9457

Жыл бұрын

That's your evidence that it specifically is being used to target lgbtqia+ identity and education.

@joshua.harazin

Жыл бұрын

Yup. Drag Queens = dangerous indoctrination and perversion, but big dicks = A-OK.

@brandonheidt7145

Жыл бұрын

Now everyone needs to start growing goatees and that will be true!

@avigutierrez8948

Жыл бұрын

Abed from community was so dead on about that😈

@MrPopo40

Жыл бұрын

@@nairsheasterling9457 are you saying it's okay to talk to children about who they like? Cause if you ask me that's not okay, they are kids and they are constantly. They don't even know their favorite color how are they going to know their orientation

Some updates. Desantis has had: Parts of his election laws blocked by a Florida Judge, The drag show law has been blocked, Has striken down Medicaid ban on gender care, Florida's ban on gender-affirming care blocked.

@spongeaang98

10 ай бұрын

Also, you're forgetting the big one here: his campaign is sputtering out and dying before it even started. I always felt this piece about him was pretty alarmist for no reason because I could see right through DeSantis. He's a swaggerless, awkward, petty loser with the charisma of a 2 week old bowl of cottage cheese. Ron NEVER had the charisma of Trump or the authoritative demeanor of previous GOP stalwarts like Romney or McCain. He just thinks that if you're MORE of an asshole like Trump then you'll be a shoe-in but he failed to realize Trump sold his bullshit because he is at least charming to an extent to pull it off. DeSantis has no sense of humor or humility and his need to constantly be in a bubble where he's never uncomfortable and lets his wife make every choice for him sealed his fate. This guy won't even make it to Super Tuesday.

@sashasscribbles

7 ай бұрын

Fuck yeah, so glad some parts of the US government have some sense..

@laundrysauce234

2 ай бұрын

i would like to add an uodate: in some ways he has also had his presidential bid very much blocked

@Cara-39

2 ай бұрын

​@@laundrysauce234 As much as another Trump presidency scares the sh*t out of me, I know that if he wins, he'll be so consumed with enacting revenge on anyone that's ever so much as looked at him funny that he'll pass even less legislation that he did his first term. DeSantis, however, knows how govt works (unlike Trump) and wouldn't have the same prob pushing through far-right laws at the federal level as he does in his state because the federal court system is now packed with Trump nominated judges. Thankfully, his campaign never got off the ground

@asamlos

Ай бұрын

This was the update I desperately needed, thank you.

Several school districts have outright banned any books with black protagonists, calling them woke. NPR did an interview with one of the authors who attested that the book had no objectionable content. It was about a black kid going to school, having a happy time, and going back to his happy home and loving family. The author wanted positive, happy books for a black audience and that not every book with black heroes had to be about struggle or historical trauma. The NPR interviewer and the author came to the conclusion that the book was banned for being "woke" simply by having a black protagonist. That same story is repeated for other heroes of different ethnicity, religions, and LGBT characters. We are facing academic erasure.

@OtakuKnown

3 ай бұрын

Thank you for sharing that. I didn't know that that was happening, am very sad for the authors who are getting their books unfairly pulled, and am very curious what author you are talking about because that sounds like a great book for my cousins and I'd like to get it for them.

@spongeintheshoe

8 сағат бұрын

What was the book?

That “thigh food” tactic is REAL. I had a date walk out on me for saying the word “ostensibly”, saying he couldn’t have a girlfriend who “used language like that”. Turns out he just didn’t know what it means. edit: I still dated him for the worst 4 months of my life. Never again.

@leecalmdown

Жыл бұрын

Also, Bianca Del Rio’s fastball is unbeatable

@KendrixTermina

Жыл бұрын

you dodged a bullet there

@cbpd89

Жыл бұрын

You really dodged a bullet there! Can you imagine a boyfriend who is so stupid but still wants to be smarter than his girlfriend?

@AgFalcon84

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like he did you a favor!

@nycatlady2314

Жыл бұрын

My ex husband used to tell me to stop using $10 words. 🙄

"I don't like women correcting me." Well that explains *a lot* .

@jmontign1

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, it would seem like he doesn't like ANYONE correcting or disagreeing with him. What an absolute meatball.

@Robynhoodlum

Жыл бұрын

And we don't like men who refuse to listen to anyone else and change their bad behavior! 😆

@anderivative

Жыл бұрын

@@jmontign1 that's the main Trump thing is to act like one knows 100% of everything entirely. That's basically the definition of small dick energy. (However, that last clip of him berating a journalist about "I just disabused you of that" he was in the right because he said that walgreens or whatever companies got to distribute the vaccine because a 3rd party deemed them to have the biggest reach and the reporter basically repeated her question that claimed he was cashing in on it.)

@tonyzuco6144

Жыл бұрын

And that you believe that lie, explains a lot more about you.

@internetposta7389

Жыл бұрын

If it's true. I mean we could say that you said that. It doesn't mean it's true. No doubt he would have had women in his chain of command in the Navy correcting him.

John your efforts to explain these political nightmares.. is appreciated. Of course your addition of humor. Is always a treat…

Watching this 10 months later, it’s great to know he’s basically out of it, but John, you’re still spot on. Love you dude. Excellent Work

When you make peaceful protest illegal, you make violent protest inevitable.

@nb6525

Жыл бұрын

“Peaceful protests” where stores, restaurants, entire blocks of cities were burnt down, parts of cities taken under militia control, police captain shot etc.

@GadgetMsGadget

Жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@MegaLokopo

Жыл бұрын

What happens when you make violent riots legal? LIke the ones that burnt down several buildings, many cars, and caused police stations to be abandoned?

@dustywaynemusic6297

Жыл бұрын

@@MegaLokopo bot

@traveller23e

Жыл бұрын

@@MegaLokopo if there are violent riots all over the country with clear political messages attached, it probably means you should maybe think about starting to pay attention. Especially when the goals of said rioters and all the associated peaceful protests align with your own laws fairly well, particularly the fundamental ones.

“Our kids CANNOT learn about gay couples but you should ask them to explain BDE” lmao

@ZhangtheGreat

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, kids need to learn that big dicks are for energy, not having sex with the same sex 😆

@KM-nd6wj

Жыл бұрын

And hand them a gun too! That’s A- Ok with them.

@cz2301

Жыл бұрын

ask DeSantis about ligma lol

@ullrsdream

Жыл бұрын

that's perfect

@davidray4793

Жыл бұрын

This guy pretends to be tough he wouldn't be such a bully without state protection so put him in a room without protection & try these tactics one could only dream he's a coward for real wouldn't happen he's not that brave a dictator presenting a bill to suppress a free press from criticism of any kind sounds like the same law they have in Russia he needs to live there.

Once again, a politician invents problems to avoid doing anything they were actually elected to do, like efficiently run the country.

@ethanstump

5 ай бұрын

I mean, this is the country of the trail of tears and Jim Crow. Saying "this is not who we are", while genuinely uplifting and portraying the best of America.... Tends to also discount the worst of it.

Hah! This is fun to rewatch now in February 2024.

Okay, but can we talk about how for the whole "anti-woke" bill, they had to legally define what "woke" means, and what they came up with boils down to "progressive activism".... so... they want to make activism illegal? Interesting.

@lizardguyNA

Жыл бұрын

Activism nothing, they want to criminalize freedom itself.

@lizardguyNA

Жыл бұрын

@@godfathaofyo Dude, the right is about forming a well regulated militia. Why are you anti-gun reds to anti-militia? Afraid that your state funded carnage can be put to a stop?

@visions_of_noah

Жыл бұрын

@@godfathaofyo what rights do they take away of you? I’m curious.

@godfathaofyo

Жыл бұрын

@@gsp4prez by deeming things "illegal" with the stroke of the pen, yes, they are creating "felons" overnight out of millions of legal, law abiding citizens. If what i own is now "illegal" they will essentially be knocking on my door to come get them soon. If they made something "illegal" for me to purchase, then the have essentially taken them from me, since i can no longer procure them.

@cameronweaver2013

Жыл бұрын

​@godfathaofyo you know there are Liberal gun owners, right? Also, do you really know what the 2nd Amendment is supposed to be for?

I'm a Navy veteran, and the thought that DeSantis was a Navy lawyer - then ran for public office gives me the willies. They're not known for excellence.....

@JR-pr8jb

10 ай бұрын

Full-of-it junior officers are the worst. I assume he started as a Lt. JG instead of Ensign due to his law degree.

@Smedley1947

9 ай бұрын

Not just a Navy lawyer but a Navy lawyer assigned to Guantanamo. I'll bet DeSadist enjoyed every minute of it and often thinks fondly of all the hours he spent sitting next to the torturers table just watching. Ah, the good old days.

@ziggyustar3137

8 ай бұрын

most government workers resemble cattle they just keep chewing the same problems over never really getting anything done except a paycheque/ if one breaks from the pack & stands out from the rest to tell some truths they get stranded in a Russian airport without papers, & live in exile/ Ron is best known as meatball Ron he sits in his own sauce... and he believes it

@nestormakhno9266

7 ай бұрын

@@Smedley1947there are actually stories of him smiling as he saw torture

@mcnamaraky

7 ай бұрын

​@@Smedley1947is this a fact? I never knew that. Wow. That is insane. People still forget what happened in 2000-2008...some of it is still happening.

He’s genuinely one of the most dangerous politicians to ever come through the US political system

@Julia-lk8jn

10 ай бұрын

... so far.

@lyndareilly6893

10 ай бұрын

@@Julia-lk8jn WE HAVE TO STOP THEM, GET MEAN AND ANGRY WITH THEIR CRAP, WE THE PEOPLE. DO NOT VOTE FOR THE MANIAC, WE WILL BE VERY SORRY.

@samuelbarber6177

10 ай бұрын

And that’s saying quite a lot…

@madmatt1964ify

8 ай бұрын

Him and Abbott

@j.bat.8235

8 ай бұрын

Tbh almost every US politician is "one of the most dangerous politicians to ever come through the US political system", seen from the outside. 😐

Ron Desantis reminds my whole family of a comic book villain my brother made up when he was 8.

@jackster9775

8 ай бұрын

I just came back because I reread that comic. The villain’s name was the Patriot and he robbed an Italian restaurant because their hair was greasy and full of oil.

@one-onessadhalf3393

Ай бұрын

Did your brother ever continue that series? It sounds like he was on to something.

@jackster9775

28 күн бұрын

@@one-onessadhalf3393no.

"Florida is leading the nation. Decline is a choice." A more perfect pair of lines I've never seen.

@frankpeter9145

Жыл бұрын

Florida is America's breeding ground of white christian nationalism

@mariyamwaniki

11 ай бұрын

Word salad

@lastjob2011

11 ай бұрын

That has the same vibes as 'The Descent Down the Golden Escalator'. What an analogy. We had no idea.

@lyndareilly6893

10 ай бұрын

Decline is a choice, I decline DeSantis, he is Hitler re-born. Wait and see if he's voted as president. Nip all this in the bud if you want a republic, VOTE ALL BLUE.

@aliceahmadieh9984

9 ай бұрын

Stay in Florida please

As a teacher in Escambia county, where we banned the penguin book, I'm disappointed at how our constituents act. I'm disappointed that ignorant parents and, mostly, ONE old white woman (I have read the pull requests, her name is on 95% of them) are holding such power over teachers here. We are underpaid and overworked, yet parents are demanding more and more from us, all while removing their own accountability for their children from the equation. I think you should consider doing a special on education in general to promote awareness and hopefully spur a renewed interest in the profession. It's not an easy job but having an impact on young people is one of the most rewarding things people can do for one another and we are seeing a decline in the desire to teach - look at all the teacher shortages.

@chingron

Жыл бұрын

So you support books with sexual content in elementary schools? Are you a pedophile or something ? I hope you get fired.

@muskyoxes

Жыл бұрын

Good news, they think you should be given firearms and handle active shooter situations with no training or additional pay. So they must respect you

@avidrucker

Жыл бұрын

I 2nd the request for another episode on education, we sorely need to shine a light on how the profession is hurting. I say this in full sincerity, think of the children. Well, and also the teachers. And the rest of society. Since these kids become part of society.

@davidgilbert9607

Жыл бұрын

Please just go away. The students are the proof your reward is having, they can’t read, can’t write and they perform poorly in math.

@Eldritch_Panda31

Жыл бұрын

Has the bible been banned yet?

I sure do love it when politicians thinking that removing a book from a library will stop kids from finding smut. Like they have no access to the internet

@TheNinthGenerarion

6 ай бұрын

To be fair, most of the politicians are boomers who barely understand the internet

@TellyKNetic

5 ай бұрын

Also, what kind of smut do they think kids are finding in school libraries? If they are getting off on "The Color Purple" or "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings," then they need access to the internet.

"The Giver" is a banned book??? WTF? That was one of my favorite books in school. What the hell is wrong with our culture today?

@Aredel

7 ай бұрын

Consider the contents and the message of The Giver and how they compare to Meatball’s policies.

DeSantis writing a book about freedom makes as little sense as Trump writing a book about running a successful business.

@Ganiscol

Жыл бұрын

That is the distilled truth about these two clowns.

@vedwalker3974

Жыл бұрын

And yet, both exists.

@shadowfoxx4

Жыл бұрын

It actually makes less sense. Trump's businesses usually at least start strong before he ruins them I don't think Ron even knows what freedom is

@rolandwoltman7835

Жыл бұрын

Over 500 businesses... Less than 10 bankruptcies in a country where half of all businesses fail in the first two years.... I think you're bad at math.

@leogama3422

Жыл бұрын

Makes as little sense as Trump writing any book that's not a collection of pictures and mean tweets

I get this feeling that "Woke" is now their favorite word because they can't say a slur.

@allenjunge4127

Жыл бұрын

They say woke because it's the least crypto dog whistle they can use. People are dancing around the concept, but Ron DeSantis is a fascist and he's trying to get fascists on his side.

@RochelleHasTooManyHobbies

Жыл бұрын

There are two genders, male and woke. Two races, white and woke. Two religions, Catholic and woke. Two sexualities, straight and woke. Everything they hate is just "woke" to them.

@TheGuindo

Жыл бұрын

spot on.

@RickSanchez-C69

Жыл бұрын

And can claim it isn't a slur, while using it as one.

@mikelu1321

Жыл бұрын

There’s a video during the 1/6 nonsense of a bunch of white guys surrounding and harassing a a passer-by old black lady with a grocery cart yelling “BLM! BLM!” at her just because they can’t directly say the n word. It took another white guy to put his arms around her and get her out of that group before something worse happened. Saw it on twitch live.

Too many adults that think the kids aren't thinking about sex until they're like 10 or 12 or some ridiculous advanced age instead of much much younger which is the reality of humanity. People think that if they don't mention sexuality to their kids then their kids don't have questions or knowledge of the subject and that somehow makes kids safer to keep them very limited intellectually. Do you not remember which were the kids that got pregnant in high school and which were the kids that were less likely to get pregnant or get someone pregnant in high school?

@mikelxanadu

2 ай бұрын

This post screams pedophilia and I’m not even trying to dunk on you, I’m being serious. Please have these thoughts addressed in therapy before you ruin some child’s life. Moving on…until sex ed in fifth grade I thought babies were made by kissing. Ten year olds don’t *need* to know what sex is.

Hearing Ron DeSantis speak aloud for the first time is a bit like hearing Jordan Peterson speak aloud for the first time: absolutely hillarious.

The guy who wanted to ban 'And Tango Makes Three' said that he didn't want children to be "indoctrinated", and then immediately goes on to QUOTE THE BIBLE; the irony is rich and thick.

@Dutch3DMaster

Жыл бұрын

The same can be said for Kari Lake using sexual slang on something that is broadcasted and could be seen by children...anything remotely sexually tends to be shamed by them relentlessly because of "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!" but at the same time: "Let me show how fucking hypocritical I am and use sexual slang in a political gathering".

@1objection

Жыл бұрын

It reminds me of how Boebert criticizes the left of indoctrination and trying to force sexualities and then praises the teen pregnancy rate in her state for being elevated.

@drumlessons833

Жыл бұрын

All I know about Republicans and Democrats is Epstein's flight logs don't seem to discriminate between the two parties.

@_P4r4d0x_

Жыл бұрын

@@1objection well, Boebert herself was a teen mom whose mother was a teenager when she was born. And her 17-year-old son just had his first kid. I would absolutely expect her to think that shit is normal.

About peguins: Male penguins instinctively tend eggs and chicks. Their mates go out and eat and bring food back, then they do the same. They are born with a baby-raising instinct. It also happens in other species that orphans get adopted.

@AbcAbc-sp1od

Жыл бұрын

"Those penguins hate freedom and are ruining America!" - somebody in Florida, probably.

@nicholase2868

Жыл бұрын

How dare they violate the traditional family! Damn woke penguins!

@emilyrln

Жыл бұрын

They're turning the damn penguins gay!

@Rawnblade13

Жыл бұрын

How dare you use actual facts! You might offend the Florida people!

@MAPMinorAttractedPurge

Жыл бұрын

Democrats dont have sympathy for victims of violent crimes but they do for violent criminals.

I need a list of the banned books so that I can buy them.

As a Floridian I’d like to say, I’m more scared of DeSantis than I am of terrorists….

@smd2169

9 ай бұрын

He’s a domestic terrorist.

@johnmalcolm9980

9 ай бұрын

The people who kill most Americans, are Americans.

@joyflavell7385

9 ай бұрын

You and me both!!! I've seen examples of it and he's not anything but an authoritarian wannabe dictator thug and he's killing Florida. Those who are power obsessed are the LAST people who should have it. From the beginning he's been scarier and far more dangerous than even tRUmp. Never thought I'd ever say that but it's true

@Rkirt

9 ай бұрын

Me too.

@jag92949

9 ай бұрын

Go act openly gay to members of ISIS, and see how well that turns out.

I kept looking at the empty bookshelves, and hearing him talk about removing all of the hard core pornography. They must have had an incredible collection.

@MeBeCreepy

Жыл бұрын

😭😭

@caroljohnson8496

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, it looks like someone planted some "pornographic" books in school libraries, so all other books had to go...When he said "you ain't seen nothing yet.." I think he has started to fly too close to the sun. What is he going to do for an encore?

@ahbbuddha

Жыл бұрын

@@caroljohnson8496 burn up on re-entry, w/ any luck..

@brianjohnson1509

Жыл бұрын

If I'm remembering right, they had to remove everything from the shelves and go through all of it for re-approval, but then I was drinking when I heard this.

@patricksalamone-gn8zb

Жыл бұрын

Rhonda Santis finds drag queens "attractive" and he wants to try cross dressing himself. That's the only reason I can think of to give him such a twisted view of sex.

A friend's 17 year old daughter told me her school was dismissed when the internet was out. I jokingly asked, "Doesn't your school have books?" "We can't use them because the Governor didn't approve them yet."

@runnergo1398

Жыл бұрын

I hope you made that up and it isn't true because that is terrifying.

@nowaymangoshtomuchna

Жыл бұрын

@@Andres43280 think of it the other way around, could also mean that this school uses books that are containing questionable material cause when i look at a lot of the books at school libraries i only get YIKES feelings... with content that even make hustler authors go "holly shit... this is ronchy" kzread.info/dash/bejne/mYqk0tqzod27hpc.html and books with a lot of other VERY questionable stuff... from sexual to the political indoctrinating... one of my nieces even showed me a book from her school library where josef stalin "ruthless dictator and murderer of millions in the holodemor" is presented as a glorious hero who brought prosperity and welth and communism/socialism is presented as the greatest thing under the earth even though its the opposite way... ron desantis does a good job in finally CLEANING up the schools from this stuff and other states are following suite and i applaud him

@ebybeehoney

Жыл бұрын

Yikes

@danilicious2308

Жыл бұрын

​@@nowaymangoshtomuchna oh yeah. I also read a book with multiple genocides, a ton of murder, adultery, lies and all other sorts of nonsense in the school library. What's worse, we were educated from that book and were told to believe it's contents. Funny enough, it's exactly those acts that the believers follow instead of some message of love and it's those acts that are reason enough not to believe in some silly nonsense like it. Please ban that book first and foremost. It's a scourge and it's followers the worst hypocrites I've ever seen.

@nowaymangoshtomuchna

Жыл бұрын

@@danilicious2308 what book ?

Let's make sure that we all VOTE BLUE!!

1984 being banned on school libraries is so fucking funny i cannot

@theguywhoisaustralian1465

2 ай бұрын

And Fahrenheit 451

Those who corrected him on "Thai" are now thanking their lucky stars.

@Borrowed_Rowboat

Жыл бұрын

YES!

@Suchen_Wahrheit

Жыл бұрын

Your American pronunciation of "Thai"🤦‍♂ is F´ng Wrong. It's such Moronic to think, people around the call themselves how Americans are able to pronoun.

@tovanir

Жыл бұрын

Remember when Trump called Thailand “Thighland”?

Living in Florida, I am constantly puzzled at how the politicians only remove freedoms from constituents instead of addressing the very real problems of increasing homelessness, higher than national average inflation, unaffordable housing, lack of community resources in any but the richest neighborhoods, teacher shortages, increasing gun violence, etc. and somehow they still have support?

@LeBonkJordan

Жыл бұрын

Because the policies conservatives push are designed to reinforce the existing social and economic hierarchies. That's literally the whole thing conservatives want to conserve. They see the government not as one potential means of improving quality of living but as a necessary tool of enforcing order. Their posturing about "individual freedoms" has never been true unless you read it as "freedoms of certain specific types of individuals (specifically, the ones at the top of current hierarchies)". The left-right divide has always been between supporters of equality/democracy and supporters of the king/establishment.

@luckybones8749

Жыл бұрын

The gun violence goes up because people are treated inhumanely. It's not the drugs causing all that pain. It's the stink eye from people.

@chairmansservices2645

Жыл бұрын

Vote him out!!

@ToudaHell

Жыл бұрын

They get support from those rich neighborhoods with all the resources and they like it that way. And none of that is sarcasm.

@M-N00

Жыл бұрын

@@chairmansservices2645 you will only end up with the same fundamental problems. It's the whole political system that needs to be changed

Desantis claims he wants to protect children............but allows the police to question them without a parent/guardian present. Interesting.

DeSantis writing about Freedom is like Robert E. Lee writing about equity or Hitler writing about peace

I feel like the Thai food thing started because he genuinely mispronounced it on a date one time and when corrected was like, “uhhh, SIKE!” all flustered and embarrassed while pretending he flubbed it on purpose. Because he 100% seems like THAT guy. 😂😂😂

@scottgordon1781

Жыл бұрын

Yes , all from one ' secret source ' ? Really ? Must be true then :-) One person said it !

@Merlincat007

Жыл бұрын

@@scottgordon1781 Cope.

@Lectrikfro

Жыл бұрын

I prefer to believe that he calls it thigh food because he has eaten a human thigh

@jamesbaker4806

Жыл бұрын

There is no way to mispronounce “Thai” as “thigh” unless you have a “Thai”-ny penis and also think that “orgasm” is an alternate spelling of “organization.” To summarize: Mr. Florida Governor is an impotent ten-year-old.

@TheTrueBrawler

Жыл бұрын

I don't know about that one. Pronouncing it "Thigh Food" in the context of a date sounds less like a genuine mistake and more like an attempt to make some kind of innuendo.

I’m very close to someone who was a social worker in a Florida elementary school. Over 85% of the children in her school qualified for free lunches because of the poverty they live in. Good job Ron. Keep congratulating yourselves on your wins while children in your state can’t even fucking eat.

@Cerceify

Жыл бұрын

When my niece lived in a big expensive house in the suburbs of Naples she told me her public school had free lunches for everyone.

@yoriex3577

Жыл бұрын

@@Cerceify Fascinating to read an answer that has absolutely nothing to do with the comment. It's like a riddle. I think I got the answer: Both sentences have the words "free lunches" in them!

@howardhowdy1906

Жыл бұрын

@@yoriex3577 I think he’s just comparing the social policies of Italy to those of the US. But you’re right. It’s completely irrelevant to the message of the comment above.

@andrewdipaolo8367

Жыл бұрын

@@howardhowdy1906 Pretty sure they’re talking about Naples, Florida

@MoonlightingJames

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewdipaolo8367 Thank you Andrew. And let me tell you, those suburbs of Naples are quite something to behold. :)

As a Floridian, I approve this professional dunking

When I was in Elementary school I knew I was gay. It didn’t bother me. What made it difficult was how unaccepting and cruel my classmates were to me. The books being removed weren’t necessarily for students like me. It was to inform others on how to treat people and that being gay was not wrong.

@poeticsparrow

Жыл бұрын

Yup yup! The actual indoctrination here is the Christian nationalists who WANT their kids to grow up hating lgbt+ people and can't stand the idea of wholesome children's books about male penguins who raised a baby (gasp) together

@wirehairs

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry you have to experience that. It's only a reflection on their personal issues.

@RickSanchez-C69

Жыл бұрын

And the worst part about that is, when it becomes more 'acceptable' then more people feel comfortable expressing themselves. This is then weaponized to say that oh look now more and more kids are gay. When in reality they already were, the numbers didn't change, just the freedom to express it.

@cole7274

Жыл бұрын

@@alanbishopman2022 No one cares that you're heterosexual. It's weird and gross that you'd date someone of the opposite sex, you don't know what goes on in the other sex's body. Stop letting everyone know you're heterosexual, and for God's sake stop telling the kids it's okay for a man and woman to marry, because it's not. No one, especially not kids, needs to know what weird things go on in your bedroom.

@hattielankford4775

Жыл бұрын

But, if they kept the books it would be harder to do a fascism.

Freedom never sounded more like fascism.

@Gaius_Augustus

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the lockdowns, the vaccines, the masks and all that.

@mickborneo2611

Жыл бұрын

Republicans are basically Fascist and Furious

@IstasPumaNevada

Жыл бұрын

Part of the neo-fascist strategy is to undermine rational debate, and one way to do that is to literally redefine words so that the two sides don't even agree on what you're saying.

@spongeintheshoe

Жыл бұрын

That tends to happen when the only freedom people care about is their own.

@lizziebkennedy7505

Жыл бұрын

@@spongeintheshoe that makes no sense.

I’d just like to say that John gave the little league win to the best cast of Drag Race and that makes me endlessly happy.

I wonder if the writer's strike will actually harm Ron DeSantis because with no new episodes, people are rewatching this one.

Wanting a partner who won’t correct you is wanting a partner who will let you sound like an idiot.

@FOertel

Жыл бұрын

Well, DeSantis clearly got that...

@HowToChangeName

Жыл бұрын

Just marry a yesmen from his own campaign then

@words007

Жыл бұрын

All of you f### are bigot racist or whatever word that describes your shallow self. A women dating to find a RICH husband is ok no matter if he is 35 year old or 70 doesn't matter. A men looking to date other MEN is ok cause they have a penis. A women dating women cause she into eating pussies. And so on and you people sudden find it Intolerable that DESENTIS used to date and liked women who didn't talked over him or corrected him? Like for real? If there is no topic to shit on let's MAKE AND INVENT 1 SHALL WE LIBERAL?

@amirzeidani7528

Жыл бұрын

that Thai food story is basically the definition of SDE

@Arael666

Жыл бұрын

Taking a joke as absolute truth just because you saw a vídeo about it on youtube makes you sound like an even bigger idiot

"Only approved books must be placed in school libraries." - some austrian guy, 1933, probably.

@staceystrukel1917

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@karinwolf3645

Жыл бұрын

Yep!! 😱🤷🙄

@maka6134

Жыл бұрын

Be happy that meatball isn’t burning them in the streets. Who knows what will happen in the future. Maybe he will require gay people to wear certain symbols so you can spot them easier.

@MisstressMourtisha

Жыл бұрын

Come to find put I read several comments on a forum that noticed their public libraries were stripped of tons of books during lock downs. Weird right.

@lynngeorge3602

Жыл бұрын

And we'll burn all the rest..

Mr Oliver, I listen to you every night so I can get a great laugh and calming thoughts to help me sleep. You are fantastic. Please don’t change. You are the best. Lillie

DeSantis' council creating a beautifully accurate definition of "woke" was not on my bingo card

I'm the lead cook at a corporate cafe here in Florida. Last week we served a "Meatball Ron DeSandwich." Almost everyone thought it was hilarious. Some people even thought it was praise for the governor. The following day we had to change it to Meatball Sandwich because of complaints.

@nanyubusnis9397

Жыл бұрын

That's an act of civil protest people should respect. But it's also just funny. I like what you did with "DeSandwich". I wish I was there while it was still on the menu. xD

@jacobferrera1777

Жыл бұрын

😂 that's amazing

@kenteague4802

Жыл бұрын

Some people are snowflakes

@moremerry57

Жыл бұрын

Because the bulk j oh f Floridians are brain dead or the equivalent: they don’t care.

@manuelportilla6092

Жыл бұрын

You should add a users note. It's meant to be shitted out and not puked.

The man objecting to the penguin book also raises an interesting point. It hints heavily at how unconstitutional the law is. "Jesus said go and sin no more so this is against the law." Except something going against your religion is not basis for being against the law. If it is, then the law allows you to enforce your religion on others, so it is most definitely unconstitutional.

@IamAlmostRealWitch

Жыл бұрын

this! laws should not be based on religion

@tabularasa0606

Жыл бұрын

Jesus died for our sins, so if we don't sin Jesus would've died for nothing.

@richardeldridge8335

Жыл бұрын

Taxpayers deciding what books the government can or cannot buy with their money is not unconstitutional.

@chaitanyarao5546

Жыл бұрын

@@tabularasa0606 Based

@delfuviomonk

Жыл бұрын

@@richardeldridge8335 If it's based on religious beliefs, then yes, yes it is. Religious beliefs have no place in government decisions.

Lemme get this straight, Ron DeSantis thinks Woke Culture is an injustice, and he’s enacted policies to try and fight it So basically by his own definition Ron DeSantis follows woke culture

@Argaria

6 ай бұрын

What?

Why are all politicians weirdos?

@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736

5 ай бұрын

Money

@TheCyclicGamer

Ай бұрын

Because democracy really doesn't work. It allows stupid people to elect other stupid people.

I'm glad this dude's worried about important things like swimming competitions and not our collapsing property insurance industry that will go belly up in the next hurricane

@archgirl7797

Жыл бұрын

Trans athletes in womens sport may not be the most important topic in the world but it is a huge injustice to women. Plenty of sports bodies are reversing course on this because they recognise that. DeSantis may be wrong on a lot of things but he's not wrong on that one. Time will prove that. The left making out like it's all fine trans athletes are winning unfairly just gives DeSantis the in with rational people and makes the left look insane.

@zxy78267

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@richardkobasic178

11 ай бұрын

You know it's coming and signs are this could be a very bad season. The ocean temps are doing strange things to migratory patterns and even whales are acting strange. This isn't good and having a moron for a Governor isn't going to help. Good luck down there!

@Smedley1947

9 ай бұрын

And he will come begging with his hand out to the feds for money in the hurricane's aftermath. After all the bitching and moaning about how terrible government is. F****** hypocrite.

@ziggyustar3137

9 ай бұрын

I think he was using it as a sexual reference folks, he's just a pig like every guy I know... not that I"d defend him/

I am a Floridian and I wish our leaders would focus on the growing number of seniors experiencing homelessness instead of trans athletes or woke math books. Our politicians never focus on the issues that actually improve quality of life. Sad.

@drumlessons833

Жыл бұрын

Same thing in California. Whether it's Republican Ron or Democrat Gavin, neither party is responding to the vast explosion in poverty and desperation over the last 50 years. It's getting worse rapidly too.

@kayty6673

Жыл бұрын

And our damn homeowners insurance costs. My has tripled since he took office and I have never filed a claim !!

@stevenbatti3919

Жыл бұрын

Politician DO NOT care about us…only using us to get elected by promising us things we need and want that they will never deliver. They seek Money, Power and Control. Term Limits or I will NEVER vote for another incumbent.

@wilhelmvanbabbenburg8443

Жыл бұрын

Politicians are a reflection of their people

@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869

Жыл бұрын

@@wilhelmvanbabbenburg8443 not completely, floridian Republican voters voted in favor of having felons vote, but then they voted for ron who took it away. They're brainwashed by reactionary populism so they vote against their own interests thinking it's gonna help them but it wont. Doesn't mean the voters aren't a little bit like him

Keep it coming John

The writing on this show is insanely good 👌

DeSantis has what I would call little dictator energy.

@Rob_Thorsman

Жыл бұрын

Napoleonic energy.

@emilyb.8219

Жыл бұрын

I've always thought he looks like a sleazy used car salesman

@Borrowed_Rowboat

Жыл бұрын

Lil' Dick-Tater Energy

@ThreeFortyThree

Жыл бұрын

One might call him a tiny Dictator. Or a Tiny D.

@TheGreatAtario

Жыл бұрын

Baby Dictator Energy

Complaining about gay penguins is literally a Parks and Rec episode come to life

@CollinMcLean

Жыл бұрын

It makes sense now. Pawnee is full of Florida men.

@howardhughes7596

Жыл бұрын

Homosexual behavior in animals is not unusual at all. 450 species at last count. Guess we gotta ban them too.

@thecrakp0t

Жыл бұрын

I'm only five minutes in, and I saw this comment at the top. I'll definitely finish the video and get that much needed context for your comment. But, in the mean time... Excuse me what fuc

@donnagelina8548

Жыл бұрын

You're ok with your children being groomed?

@CollinMcLean

Жыл бұрын

@@donnagelina8548 I assume you're talking about gay and trans people with that comment? To which my response is... 1. I doubt you know what grooming is... And 2. Exponentially more children have been groomed by their local priests and faith leaders than they have ever been by a gay or trans person.... If you're going to make this a conversation of grooming children then fine... but I also expect you take an even stronger stance against teaching children religious doctrines...

Well.....this aged well. Bye bye Ron! Look up loser at what ever dictionary is left in Flordia!

This is the best episode.

Meanwhile Florida has a bill pending that would require bloggers who criticize DeSandwich to register with the state. But yeah, Florida is the most free state! 😆😆

@FakingANerve

Жыл бұрын

But registering assault rifles? "Muh freedoms!!"

@Robynhoodlum

Жыл бұрын

So we can add violating Freedom of the Press to his list of unconstitutional laws?

@oneirishpoet

Жыл бұрын

As long as Florida has that fascist DeSatan as governor I'll never visit or spend another single dollar in that fucken state

@oneirishpoet

Жыл бұрын

@@Robynhoodlum yep exactly

@erichammer2751

Жыл бұрын

They also have one pending that will outlaw the Democratic Party. Oh, wait, "That's not what the bill says!" Actually, the bill would outlaw any party that once had slavery as part of its platform. Which is interesting, continuing their stance on systemic racism...

just to cheer everyone up about the book ban, one parent in a Florida school district has challenged a book that Meatball Ron would hate to see go, the Bible, on the grounds of sodomy, infanticide, homicide, rape, and others I can't really recall, but it is currently in review and may be removed from Florida shelves!

@regant.cameron8237

Жыл бұрын

😂😅😂

@Meg_of_all_threads

Жыл бұрын

This is gold! ❤

@mollusckscramp4124

Жыл бұрын

Wow!!

@michaelhudson7098

Жыл бұрын

Haha this is not at all true. Bibles are not allowed in school in 99 percent of the counties until high school. Which by then they have already had sex ed (reproductive and safe sex practices only) so they've already been introduced to it. But no, you'd rather have the Queer book that's so famous right now with a guy jerking off in his car while driving, than to read a book about a religion, which is freedom of religion.

@lorigrass1

Жыл бұрын

Oh, and don't forget about all the incest in the Old Testament. Apparently, God twice, started building up the human race through incest. (Yuck!) Adam and Eve's children, supposable only had siblings and parents as potential people, to mate with. Same for the Noah Ark story. All of humanity, except for Noah, his wife, their daughters & their daughter's husbands, where wiped out. Sooooooo, again, only siblings and parents would have been available to mate with, to build up the human race. And Abraham, is considered The Father of All Nations, but he was married to his sister, Sarah! -- Then there is the Religious sanctioned rape! Shocking, but's there. Written down in the Holy Scriptures. --- And what's up with all the God ordered genocide, that's told of In the Old Testament? (Which included murdering the infants as well as all the animals). I believe it's in John 3:16, where it says "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, ..." Soooooo, according to scripture, God not only created and loves all people, but He on several occasions, ordered one group of people to comment genocide on another group of people. To me, this in no way sounds like love. And it is the opposite of what Jesus taught. And Jesus is suppose to be the Word of God, made flesh, who walked among mankind. Meaning that when you see how Jesus feels about, and interacted with, people, you're seeing how God feels about, and interacts with, people. Jesus taught the opposite of using violence on your fellow man. Sooooooo, even though I'm on team Jesus, the Christian Bible, with its many examples of incest, violence, rape, etc ..., I believe falls under Meatball Ron's book ban law.

Excellent!! Wonderful commentary on a very frightening man!

John is spot on. Brilliant, sarcastic, funny and educational.

My favorite thing about DeSantis fans is when they say he was a Seal. No dummy, He Was a lawyer for Seal team 1, that does not make him a Seal. That is like saying that the janitor at the Seal headquarters was a Seal. No it doesn’t.

@boathousejoed1126

Жыл бұрын

One look at that fat slobs gut is all the proof you need to see the only seal he might have been is in an aquarium.

@Vohlfied

Жыл бұрын

unironically, Rhonda Santis was also on the jantitorial staff. Something to do with urinary analysis.

@Grizzly39

Жыл бұрын

@@Vohlfied meat gazer! Peepee watching

Man, all those women who corrected him dodged a big bullet.

@abasdarhon

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, it probably isn't all that big.

@internetposta7389

Жыл бұрын

Well his wife seems ot think highly of him. The left wing press in his state called him out for having empty stpts in his calendar and that he was going missing. He actually took his wife, how had breast cancer, to every one of her chemo appointments. To quote her, "He was the dad who took care of my children when I couldn’t. He was there to pick me off the ground when I literally couldn’t stand. He was there to fight for me when I didn’t have the strength to fight for myself.” But hey, what does that breast cancer having mom know about Desantis, right? you watched one Jon Oliver episode where he gossiped about the guy. What doe that lady know. Screw her right?

We're ready for a part 2 already

Saying the pixar lamp has BDE is not what I thought I needed to hear today

The most hypocritical part about him saying textbooks are sent to him with “woke math” is that the Florida State school board approved that book.

I'm a teacher in Florida. My principal said to remove the books. Or I can choose to post a list of them online to be viewed by anyone but we were warned, "they are coming for you".

@benjaminr8961

Жыл бұрын

How nuts do you have to be to think that’s ominous? “Oh I can hide that I’m trying to indoctrinate peoples children. How terrifying”

@chingonv

Жыл бұрын

Leave the kids alone groomer

@iwill3133

Жыл бұрын

so sorry and thank you for hanging in there for the kids.

@makko1988

Жыл бұрын

As a parent, I will not feel comfortable that a teacher will talk about sex or sex identity to my 9 and 7 year old kids. I think that's a parent responsibility to teach and explain to our children when the time comes... my teachers didn't talk or teach these topics, and the need of bringing this topics to a classroom is simply not there.

@xyzzyx7812

Жыл бұрын

perfect. now you can be sure that any pedophile colleague has a higher chance of getting caught before abusing minors

Great program. The facts are the facts. Hopefully people can understand what’s happening with another way of seeing things. Nicely done!

Never in the history of school libraries has there been “hardcore pornography” on the shelves. 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

On a lighter note - the audience saying 'awww' at the end of every sentence about the penguin story was delightful ❤

@sinisterkitty8411

Жыл бұрын

That book's sales just went up so hard!

@heretic-668

Жыл бұрын

The penguin incident was sweet, but it probably comes out of penguins being generally undiscriminating. Terrifyingly so. Don't look it up unless you really want to know and have a strong stomach. Penguins, like otters, dolphins, and Mallard ducks, have some really, REALLY dark sides.

@AliceP.

Жыл бұрын

@@heretic-668 I don't really know how exactly I would look that up, but I understood the point and it seems to me that just like humans, as a species they could do real messed up stuff but also get attracted/mate/partner up with another [consenting?] penguin?

@MaticTheProto

Жыл бұрын

@@heretic-668 not worse than humans

@heretic-668

Жыл бұрын

@@MaticTheProto We have opposable thumbs and are the dominant species on the planet, but honestly, I take heart that however bad we are, if penguins, dolphins, chimps, ducks, otters, or crows were in our position...they'd be just as bad. Power does tend to corrupt.

I've decided he is "Wrong DeSantis" and it still rolls off the tongue.

@chrisjones5949

Жыл бұрын

Ooh, THAT'S a good one. Like, Meatball Ron is pretty funny, but yours... that's clever.

@awlig

Жыл бұрын

Props!

@djgames6481

Жыл бұрын

I just call him worm food.

@susanivy3619

Жыл бұрын

For a second I thought DeSatan's nickname was going to be "meathead", which would have been perfect coming from Archie (in the) Bunker 45.

@eggedon6112

Жыл бұрын

I called him DeSatan.

That JFK joke was fuckin' savage.

I love John Oliver he always cuts right to the meat of the situation yes pun intended.

"Wait, do you mean Thai food?" 15 years later: "Christ, I dodged a bullet."

@karangtavana1283

11 ай бұрын

They would have been potentially married to a future governor and presidential candidate, your comment makes no sense.

I was raised in a conservative area and I didn't know what "gay" or "lesbian" meant until I was 13. Did I have gay crushes at school before then? Yes. Did things make more sense after I realized gay was what I was? Yes. I just didn't know there was a word for how i felt before. Not talking about the LGBT community doesn't keep people from identifying as part of it.

@chiefsilverback

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if using words like "identify" and "community" doesn't give these right wing nut jobs ammunition to argue there's some level of choice in the matter? If you were to re-state your last sentence as "Not talking about LGBT doesn't stop people from being LGBT" feels far more definitive doesn't it?

@PhoebeFayRuthLouise

Жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@s.r.r.

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely true. In fact it is nothing less than criminal to deny children an education that allows them to know they are not alone in their personal condition.

@theinvisiblewoman5709

Жыл бұрын

Nope but it does it’s best to erase your existence… which is the point. They hope if no one is allowed to talk about “it” be it gay, trans, abortions that it will disappear

@shsfehyr

Жыл бұрын

@@s.r.r. dude the internet is enough for that , we didn’t have any education and we knew what lgbt was . Stop forcing it on everyone for the sake of the few this is how democrats will Lose elections to that idiot trump. You make us old school dems vote for him

I’m shocked the Bible isn’t banned in Florida like it is in Utah 🤦‍♀️

Dude has brought Eternal disgrace to an honorable Italian name.

I cannot imagine bragging about pissing off the UN. It's like claiming to be a pro NASCAR driver because you're driving backwards through multi-lane traffic.

In a text message to my cousin, my phone autocorrected DeSantis to Death Santa, and I feel like that's a solid name for him.

@Theomite

Жыл бұрын

Ron DeathSanta. Too metal. He doesn't deserve it.

@openyourmind3763

Жыл бұрын

Oh good one! He does seem very focused on bringing conservative stocking stuffers of oppression of women, kids and families, minorities, and LGBTQIA to white men, whilst ignoring skyrocketing rents, groceries, increasing homelessness, crime and lack of health care. This Floridian calls him DeathSantis for how horribly he behaved during COVID towards our schools and how he bragged about 55, 000 Floridians dying. My friend calls him DeSatan.

@gracebellamy586

Жыл бұрын

@@alles_moegliche73 I call him Ron DeFascist.

@ians5245

Жыл бұрын

I call him Ron DeSatinist, but that's pretty unfair to satanists.

@xadrian1cx

Жыл бұрын

ngl this is too good lmao

I hope American citizens start choosing ppl to serve in government that actually possess attributes suitable to those positions.🙄. I hope Florida has an effective impeachment policy for their governors.

@Buttercup697

3 ай бұрын

Spelled Floriduh …

And all it took was ten months of him trying to smile........failing and trying to succeed eventually never actually ever succeeding and dropping out and suspending his presidential campaign a day or two ago........

My daughter is a teacher in Florida, and she says teachers are quitting over DuhSantis’ stupid mandates. They’re having real trouble keeping teachers. He’s obsessed with stupid culture wars but doing zip for Florida’s many REAL problems, like low wages and high housing costs, toxic red tide ruining beaches, affecting tourism and hurting small businesses, crumbling infrastructure, rising seas, rising homeowners insurance, teacher shortages, homelessness, sinkholes, gun violence, traffic gridlock, nursing shortage, and much more. Florida has become a failed state under this power-hungry bully of a governor and his Rethuglican Florida legislature. 😢

@sbpoolleague

Жыл бұрын

Well put. I can think of no one (other than Florida's most famous resident) who deserves to die more than this pig.

@paulawilder8368

Жыл бұрын

DuhSantis love it

@barbrybacki

Жыл бұрын

I live in DeSantistan as well, and am horrified at his stupid culture wars. But it’s 78 and mostly sunny here, while the rest of the country is still battling snowstorms 🤷‍♀️

@mookinbabysealfurmittens

Жыл бұрын

​@@barbrybacki I'd take snowstorms over all that shite! Not to mention the scores of yearly hurricanes, and the roving scourge that is Florida Man.

@certiPHIer

Жыл бұрын

Maybe the only good news from FL is that 1 in 8 of the FL youth that have graduated high school and are going off to college, are refusing to go to a FL or other red state college, so there will be at least some Floridians who will survive the rising seas & the DeSantis administration.

What John forgot to mention while describing DeSantis' life before Congress was that while he was a navy attorney, he was put in charge of ensuring that prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were having their legally-required human rights respected. This was, of course, just before the UN began to investigate that facility for human rights abuses.

@antigonemerlin

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget that he'd go to prisoners posing as a human rights attorney and asking what techniques used by the interrogator were the worst. Then, he handed that list to the interrogators.

@bradrichards7579

Жыл бұрын

Was really wondering why he skipped this in the show. My (by far) biggest red flag for him was videos I’ve seen of him enjoying being head of torture there.

@Cerceify

Жыл бұрын

And three prisoners found dead in their cells.

@saulgoodman1504

Жыл бұрын

@@antigonemerlin I love how this is literally just a lie

@Jagar_Tharn

Жыл бұрын

@@saulgoodman1504 You love it?

That "thigh food" story just reinforces how much of a middle-school mean girl he is

This video aged so well. XD Or rather, he's turned out to be a whole lot worse then we thought.

OK, let's touch on the "hardcore pornography" in the library. IF such a thing existed, there would be two sure-fire ways to figure it out. #1 all of the teenage boys would be in the corner giggling about it, or #2 the book would be perpetually checked out and unavailable. My guess is if there is any such book in FL libraries, it's probably called "Thigh Food."

@johnmoldoch-vj2jk

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, all the pre-teenage boys would be giggling over it. The teenage boys would be using it.

@bohansenboh

Жыл бұрын

I did not know the school library in Florida had a Playboy section. We had to go to our dad's decapitated garage to find his porn section. Found it when we were about 10 years old. Not the best parenting, but it didn't kill us.

@mkjirak

Жыл бұрын

You nailed the tone. I instinctively read that in John's voice.

@mariadantzler2991

Жыл бұрын

Or simply called the Bible... but SkyLord forbid they ever admit all the homosexuality/rape/violence throughout their precious indoctrination fairytale...

@HotDogTimeMachine385

Жыл бұрын

Conservatives finding an anatomy book with a picture of the anatomical structure of genitals: "is this hardcore pornography?"

That's a cornerstone of the conservative party, Jon. They won't shut up about how much they love "freedom" and "small government." That is until someone starts living their life in a way that doesn't align with their ideals, then the government needs to step in and stop people from doing things they don't like.

@hghstick

Жыл бұрын

AKA Fascism: a political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition.

@mikolmisol6258

Жыл бұрын

​@@hghstickThe problem is that people have become so desensitised to the word 'fascism' that they always assume its use is unjustified, even as we contend with something that increasingly resembles white Christian fascism.

@Yourmission9

Жыл бұрын

I was going to say same thing, a sect of Republican politicians have become fascists (aka the biggest snowflakes in America) and it’s incredibly terrifying to see that a large swath of American voters go for it. How quickly we forget our history

@jbarker6

Жыл бұрын

@@mikolmisol6258 Do you think people take you seriously when you write white Christian fascism? lol

@far2ez539

Жыл бұрын

@@mikolmisol6258 Yes probably because people like you are calling obviously-not-Fascism Fascism, like right now. This doesn't look like white Christian fascism. I am neither white nor Christian and DeSantis isn't fascistic whatsoever.

FANTASTIC! Thank you…as always.

I am, at the same time, both glad this show exists and sad that it is forced to cover these kinds of topics.

@pabloacosta8573

Жыл бұрын

Don’t be sad. At the end of the day all the kids will learn it from other kids and the internet regardless of the decisions made by these dummies. We live in the information age and they believe being or not on a book will stop em from learning it lol

@pabloacosta8573

Жыл бұрын

@@Paonporteur I actually can imagine it being the case. I was referring more to the topics that upset the people against it. Same sex relationships, etc. Im not saying sex ed isn’t useful

@pabloacosta8573

Жыл бұрын

@Beth Jim honestly, I feel like people were stupid even before water contamination was a thing. But it is to my understanding that drainage water and drinking water come and go from different sources. arent they?

@drumlessons833

Жыл бұрын

I am sad this show exists because it intentionally avoids attaching DeSantis to Gitmo and illegal unconstitutional torture and imprisonment. Oliver can take partisan shots but only so long as they fall within the lines of the two-party duopoly.

DeSantis fits right in with the current Republican belief that freedom means the freedom to take away freedom from others.

@drumlessons833

Жыл бұрын

Republican, Democrat - they divide us down these lines on purpose. You think Biden didn't take half of Trump's cabinet when he moved into office? You think the two parties have different donors? It's a lie.

@habibikebabtheiii2037

Жыл бұрын

Chi-mo

@WackadoodleMalarkey

Жыл бұрын

Freedom for me Shackles for thee

@Seansmithish

Жыл бұрын

Freedom for adults. But protect children's growing minds. You pedos are weird as he'll with all this grooming...

@guillermogutierrez-santana4446

Жыл бұрын

We’re privileged and equality means oppression

This has been one of the best of your shows. LMAO😂

Quick reminder that under many of those book ban shenanigans, the bible should technically excluded from any library kids have access to

I had a creative writing class in high school and the teacher wanted to use a book for it and had to get it approved, and it got rejected because one (1) parent thought a scene describing swimming with dolphins was too sensual for seventeen year olds.

@MaticTheProto

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@avidrucker

Жыл бұрын

Was this in Florida?

@user-zy4wv7yx1z

Жыл бұрын

The real question here is why was an adult thinking sexual thoughts about a scene with a dolphin 🤔

@jackiebanks5040

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-zy4wv7yx1z THIS!!!!!!

@thiscommentwillbedeletedso5211

Жыл бұрын

Why do u want to fuck dolphins?

Florida. Where decency and common sense go to die. But where hatred and hypocrisy obviously flourish.

@entropybentwhistle

Жыл бұрын

When you have to lump Florida into “flyover country” it’s not such a bad thing, because you get to keep going to Bermuda or the Bahamas for a nice beach holiday.

@Spanky-ju6rc

Жыл бұрын

That’s why Even Libs from California are moving here in droves. Personally I wish they’d stay out west in the Cesspool they’ve created.

@MrRawrCEO

Жыл бұрын

@@Spanky-ju6rc Liberals aren't the ones moving here in droves my lad. The number of registered Republicans only recently overtook Democrats because of all the conservatives moving here.

@bryanwatson123

Жыл бұрын

@@Spanky-ju6rc this is what you call throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks.

@Paddler581

Жыл бұрын

@@Spanky-ju6rc no one from Cali wants to live in Florida lol