"the stuff is only found in comets.... and a trace amount in blueberries" That is the single greatest line i have ever heard.

@thegeneralpopulace8513

6 жыл бұрын

Watcher O'Brien I know, right? It sounds like something you'd here GLADOS would say 😆!

@Speederzzz

6 жыл бұрын

Watcher O'Brien +

@awill891

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a joke that would be said on 30 Rock.

@nfzeta128

6 жыл бұрын

I think people watch him for the same reason people like watching any rage/salt channel, for the chuckles. Then he has a loyal fanbase who actually follow his message and buy his stuff.

@thegeneralpopulace8513

6 жыл бұрын

awill891 Hmm, does it? I've never watched 30 Rock.

My favorite Alex Jones quote: "I don't smoke weed, it makes me paranoid."

@crispiygonzo3816

4 жыл бұрын

What would a "paranoid" Alex Jones act like and say. I can't even imagine.

@bobbys2643

4 жыл бұрын

@@crispiygonzo3816 It's probably like adderal, it makes people without adhd going, but makes adhd people calm. He might act like a normal person lol

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is currently at 420 likes. Ain't no way I'm messing with that kind of a coinkydink, bud.

@laela6289

4 жыл бұрын

Asaac Isimov 😂😂😂😂

@ShantyIrishman

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Jones smokes weed once a year to see what George Soros is putting in the pot, his words, not mine.

Watching this again because of his trial, and this is absolute gold.

@eljoel89

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Jones's attorney and the judge both hate his guts.

@Bagster321

Жыл бұрын

Man has to pay $45 million...should be fucking more. Hope those Rolexs go to the payments

@Krotas_DeityofConflicts

Жыл бұрын

That chemical turning frogs gay is real though. Look it up

@Bagster321

Жыл бұрын

@@Krotas_DeityofConflicts 1 thing he got partially right out of...10000+?

@Krotas_DeityofConflicts

Жыл бұрын

@@Bagster321 he got many things right and wrong. There are sufficient conspiracies that tur. out to be true that it is not surprising that there would be people like Alex Jones. To just hate him is equally stupid. He even apologised for Sandy Hook

I wish John Oliver would do a new update episode on Alex Jones. This is one of my favorite episodes.

@greggstrasser5791

Жыл бұрын

I wish he’d go back to UK and STFU.

@amcdonald7479

Жыл бұрын

I wish John Oliver would stop being a paid globalist narrative pusher. Bet he visits islands as well.

@greggstrasser5791

Жыл бұрын

@@amcdonald7479 Your comment got banned. )-:

@christianness8983

Жыл бұрын

Oh now he's definitely going to have to do one

@amcdonald7479

Жыл бұрын

Why are Americans cheering on the most obvious show trial in history? Murderers get more rights than this guy. They have paid less in court settlements for damages as well. Apparently words are worse than murders.... america has become very shameful and not many of us take you serious anymore. You are all trained to pick a team/side and burn to the ground anyone not in your group. You dont even care about democracy or being fair. Just burn that man! Dont be suprised when the public outside America start siding with Russia. Who even runs America? You telling me that man with dementia runs something other than his toilet schedule?

To be fair, "WAKE UP AMERICA" coffee is pretty fucking genius.

@schplafff

6 жыл бұрын

ANd better than other coffees that straight up kill you dead.

@ThatFeelBr0

6 жыл бұрын

So is cocaine...

@kaede6148

6 жыл бұрын

*"WAKE UP AMERICA" covfefe FTFY

@gender_nihilism

6 жыл бұрын

The best part is that he buys them in part from the Zapatistas, a Mexican and Central American anarchist (leftist anarchism, not the fake kind) group.

@mach2223

6 жыл бұрын

"WAKE UP AMERICA!" *Girl wakes up* "Who are you?" "I'm Erica."

John saying “don’t call me boy” is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to him getting in a fight lol

@anomalocaris2593

4 жыл бұрын

What about when he got into a fight with Chii-san? Rock still hasn't responded will he help

@jessemotte999

4 жыл бұрын

Eternal Carnage oh I don’t remind that will you link me?

@anomalocaris2593

4 жыл бұрын

@@jessemotte999 It is in the channel titled chii-san

@jessemotte999

4 жыл бұрын

Eternal Carnage thank you !

@magicalgirl1296

4 жыл бұрын

Well there's "eat shit Bob"

I totally lost it when the good “doctor” kept rubbing that cardboard taint and smiling. Jack McBrayer is a goddamn scream.

I just have this vision of John and the writers around a conference table, staring down glasses of chilled chocolate chicken carcass slop, each silently daring each other to go first. Someone raises their glass and counts down from three. Nobody moves, not even the counter. Then, without warning, an intern bursts into the room, snatches a glass of Hexxus' ambrosia, and-a "YOLO" as their battle cry-downs it. There is silence. The intern begins to glow, and their consciousness expands, sharing the burden of their experience mind-to-mind. The intern vanishes; whether they have ascended to a higher plane or vanished into a vengeful avian hell, only the dead know. John pales; he may just have to find out on the air...

@beachcomber2008

Жыл бұрын

Imaginative. Do more.

@geekgirl_luv4262

Жыл бұрын

Just out of curiosity, did you happen to have this vision when you were high? 😂

@yipperdeyip

4 ай бұрын

So this is the type pf autism that enjoys this show's painfully unfunny, lack of any sense od humour. Aka redditors

“They want to hear somebody that can speak to them and touch them inside.” I feel violated

@cherrydragon3120

3 жыл бұрын

You and me both.

@jinxed7915

3 жыл бұрын

I need an adult.

@MaidMirawyn

3 жыл бұрын

Well, who actually thought Alex Jones understood consent? He IS a Trump fanboy…

@steelmag9

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! Help! I need an adult!

@cgntvedssnnc

3 жыл бұрын

Shhhh.....

Graphics department: "What do we need to help the point?" John Oliver: "Words Fucking"

@amehak1922

3 жыл бұрын

The accountants for this show must drink every night after work.

@runawaysparklers622

2 жыл бұрын

@@amehak1922 Probably drinking buddies with the attorneys.

@karolynfeeksmaws5676

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it helped me understand. It was a great visual.

@TheNinthGenerarion

2 жыл бұрын

@@amehak1922 watch the SLAPP suits episode

@amehak1922

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheNinthGenerarion i have

Who else is here after Alex Jones's lawyers accidentally handed over all his data to lawyers for the Sandy Hook parents to revel in just how awful of a guy is getting what was coming to him?

@thatoneguy1035

Жыл бұрын

Really hoping that pile of maggots in a human disguise gets slammed for as much as is possible. Also hoping, once he does, we get an episode about it.

@rachelnelson4796

Жыл бұрын

Me 😁

@robincatluv7173

Жыл бұрын

Me

@bewareofsasquatch

Жыл бұрын

Rewatching it for the 10th time cause this has been alway been great and when I first saw this video I was hoping someday he would get screwed and Christmas came in early!

@youtubestuff683

Жыл бұрын

Slowly, but surely Karma comes for all.

This video aged like fine wine with the news today!

It's nice to watch a John Oliver episode with laughing in the background again

@sandilesibanyoni2244

4 жыл бұрын

And not about trump 😂

@vicmartone

4 жыл бұрын

After the OAN episode, was nice hearing about a balanced and behaved news outlet like info wars

@LordShrecc

4 жыл бұрын

I felt that...

@blaisemacpherson7637

4 жыл бұрын

Oh you didn't search for this either?

@Thewhiteandorange

4 жыл бұрын

most of us didnt search for this

"this stuff is only found in comets....and trace amounts in bluberries" I laughed so hard i nearly spit out my blue berries

@ReasonReport

6 жыл бұрын

Look it up. Bio-PQQ

@quintonmorris11

6 жыл бұрын

I love blewbs

@My-Pal-Hal

6 жыл бұрын

ReasonReport Look WHAT UP ??? THAT IT CAME FROM COMETS. ...really... Where'd YOU look it up... some Alex Jones guy. Cause it sounds like He's got your credit card number. That's funnier than Comets by far

@rhyolitic

6 жыл бұрын

It is hilarious. Pyrroloquinoline quinone is found in a whole bunch of different foods... tofu, soybeans, green pepper. Even found in human breast milk. Also no significant in vitro studies exist. Thought to be similar to vitamin B.

@LaughingManRa

6 жыл бұрын

I nearly spit out my comets!

This is so much sweeter today, after Alex’s lawyer “accidentally” dropped the bomb on him.

@nicbarrax76

Жыл бұрын

Alex lawyer: *Fuck it. I'm so ready to get disbarred for this piece of shit. Hold my beer.*

@notroll1279

Жыл бұрын

@@nicbarrax76 That's the kind of lawyer who accepts AJ as a client and says in court he has the honour to represent him and his companies. Every law firm smart or ethical enough ran for the hills when he approached them so that's where he ended up.

@paulsanders860

Жыл бұрын

I'm with you there, it's just too much of a coincidence.

Who's here celebrating Alex finally getting what was a long time coming to him? I am honestly so happy something is finally happening and I have nothing but respect to the parents for sticking it out.

@geoffreyharris5931

Жыл бұрын

I am. He is getting burned to the tune of $45.4 million so far hopefully.

@lacecurtainirish

Жыл бұрын

I would celebrate more if his followers would realize what he is. Unfortunately they seem to be doubling down on their praise, complaining that the trial was a sham.

@ibanezkiddo

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they also got like 70 million out of remmington for the crime of making a gun legally. Funny that the cases they brought against the police and government were thrown out but their cases against the gun manufacturer and some guy who said some shit are golden. Justice at work as you say

@pugachevskobra5636

Жыл бұрын

What? How did you get that from this topic???

@ibanezkiddo

Жыл бұрын

@@pugachevskobra5636 how did I get to other people they have sued on a video specific to one person they sued. You're right I'm making wild leaps

Alex Jones sounds like a GTA radio station mocking the far right

@vicmartone

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen J. J. Jameson's podcast on the spider man game

@stone1andonly

4 жыл бұрын

I think you're mildly confused - that GTA radio station is mocking Alex Jones *&* the far right.

@WhatisASMR

4 жыл бұрын

"Now I'll tell you about morality. Morality is what I say is right, and immorality is what I say is wrong." -Pastor Richards

@ogrobc69

4 жыл бұрын

Good ole Lazlo🤣😂

@intelligenceservices

4 жыл бұрын

search KZread for "Orange Drink Bill Hicks"

11:19 "I do research all the time." is the scientific equivalent of "You don't know her, she goes to a different school."

@thepoopman9951

2 жыл бұрын

It’s funny because he reported on Jeffery Epstein 15 years ago before anyone knew who that guy was🤣 you guys just can’t stand that he’s right about so much stuff

@younicbic

2 жыл бұрын

That's what ill say when ill be asked for titles

@mishaf19

2 жыл бұрын

@@thepoopman9951 I guess this “fact” you haven’t cited proves Jones is right about everything, thanks logic.

@thepoopman9951

2 жыл бұрын

@@mishaf19 like the FACT that he was right about bohemian grove 15 years before anyone knew what it was, that fact and he told us about Epstein island 15 years ago and no one believed him

@abegarfield543

2 жыл бұрын

@@thepoopman9951 Jones is friends with Trump, Epstein's top client. So,AJ Knew about Epstein because he was there, noncing minors.

This episode is just a little sweeter after Jones was ordered by a judge to pay over $4,000,000 to the parents of Sandy Hook victims.

@BarnyWaterg8

Жыл бұрын

The 40M hitting today hits different

@nateexists6292

Жыл бұрын

@@BarnyWaterg8 ikr

@magicrainbowkitties1023

Жыл бұрын

Btw those two numbers are only 2 of the families affected. There's plenty more money to give out XD

@nateexists6292

Жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Serafin do we find joy? No. We do, however, find satisfaction with a liar whose lies have immensely and irreversibly harmed the grieving parents of dead children being held accountable. This is a lesson to him and people like him not to lie on the internet for money. Conspiracy theorists don't give a shit about who they hurt, but after this they might. This isn't about being happy about suffering, it's about the criminal justice system finally doing its job.

@magicrainbowkitties1023

Жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Serafin Why yes, we do find joy in a bunch of families who lost their children in a preventable tragedy finally getting the compensation and justice they deserve from someone who's lied about their dead children and trauma. We find joy in a reprehensible liar finally getting his empire of lies and fearmongering exposed for the horrible, fetid cesspit of exploitation and violence that it is. Why would we not find joy in the fact that people who were legitimately hurt by him are finally getting the justice they so clearly need and deserve?

I still love how he says "this substance isn't like the super high tech stuff made in laboratories" that then proceeds to explain exactly how a laboratory Genetically Modified Organism is used to make a substances.

Bank: "So, why did you say you wanted to loan out 1 million dollars?" Me: "WIPES FOR MY PERINEAL AREA, GODDAMIT!"

@TomDeVito

6 жыл бұрын

Jahaziel Cipolla 😂😂

@RedNiel100

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's still a small loan of a million dollars

@L1701

6 жыл бұрын

"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GAY FROG MUTANT FISHMEN COMING TO KILL ME! GET BEHIND ME SATAN BUY MY MERCHANDIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!"

@Gameover-vo2pq

6 жыл бұрын

Loy Turns lololololollllop lo llollolololollo

I never, never, never get tired of re-watching this episode. Pure gold.

@ykMMD

2 жыл бұрын

Same !

@joshlock4627

2 жыл бұрын

How ??? Oliver makes zero sense,. Cannot out tuck the terminator

@youpkroon7594

2 жыл бұрын

But I like Alex

@gsp4prez

2 жыл бұрын

@@youpkroon7594 why?

@charleswomack2166

2 жыл бұрын

@@gsp4prez Because he is so ridiculous! It's entertaining. I do not take him seriously.

5 years later, after his loss in court. He just lost $49 million. I love watching this show.

@greggstrasser5791

Жыл бұрын

Ya. Because I get my truth from the courts.

@Steve_Hayden

Жыл бұрын

@@greggstrasser5791Oh I'm sure you got your facts from this court case. You know, cause he indirectly pleaded guilty ( knowing if he didn't turn in documents and his phone like the judge ordered, that the judge would render a direct verdict of guilty. Knowing all that, Jones choose not to turn in any of those items) If you watched that court case (which I'm sure you did, cause why wouldn't you) you see him many times say "I'm sorry, I was wrong" to the ppl that charged him.

@greggstrasser5791

Жыл бұрын

@@Steve_Hayden No. I didn’t watch the court case. I don’t watch John Oliver anymore either. I don’t own a TV. You should try it.

@Steve_Hayden

Жыл бұрын

@@greggstrasser5791 But you watch John Oliver on a computer or your phone??? Well, if you had watched it, Jones admits, under oath that he lied and made it all up. So I'm guessing you aren't a fan of truth and facts.

@greggstrasser5791

Жыл бұрын

@@Steve_Hayden You guessed wrong. Which is why I don’t use courts and John Oliver as news. So you guys still do that, huh? You’d burn 90 min on Oliver, Stewart and some other spin-off and watch an hour of CNN just so you can say you watch real news? Get a life.

Rewatching this with much laughter after his disastrous trial. John needs to do an update. We need to split a gut from laughing so hard.

Alex Jones is like the adult version of Eric Cartman.

@Raidmasterprod

6 жыл бұрын

Tyrell Watson Perfect comment!

@cryingwithrage

6 жыл бұрын

Tyrell Watson I was thinking that also.

@realrocker777

6 жыл бұрын

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@purplexninjamom

6 жыл бұрын

so respect his authoritaaaaaah :P

@volumedealer2716

6 жыл бұрын

Atleast he's not a normie pleb like yourself.

They should recreate all these clips with Nicolas Cage as Alex Jones

@vickerandflips8061

3 жыл бұрын

I'd watch that

@cradleofanal

3 жыл бұрын

That will be cages comeback movie.. you know alex jones will have a movie based on his life..

@susanma4899

3 жыл бұрын

"AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU, ALVA?!?"

@warrickgirl37

3 жыл бұрын

I’d pay good money to see that shit

@Kiki-wq5tj

3 жыл бұрын

Two men involved with Epstein

" Turn the freaking frogs gay" is a pillar, an institution of meme history.

Alex Jones is like a cross between Dr Eggman and Yosemite Sam in real life

@caronstout354

2 ай бұрын

With the vocal range of Sam Kinnison..

Ok, the 1 million dollar taint wipes aren't so bad, but do you really have to charge $9.95 for shipping!?

@Tom44224

6 жыл бұрын

I got the free ground shipping discount on mine.

@highpriest82

6 жыл бұрын

Jon Oliver may have to sell his house if you don't pay that shipping charge

@izellets7361

6 жыл бұрын

I was redirected to a HBO store, how do you get these wipes? :-'(

@jameswightman6347

6 жыл бұрын

buy them there. the proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders

@BlackSharkfr

6 жыл бұрын

I was redirected to HBO's European store. The million dollar wipes aren't listed there.

In a brighter timeline, Alex Jones found his true calling as the greatest pro wrestling manager of all time.

@kaileymeriwether4463

6 жыл бұрын

best commend award material lemaowz

@assviolatorist

6 жыл бұрын

Best comment of all time jeez

@Apizzaslice

6 жыл бұрын

B-b-b-bu-bu-but.... He's just an advocate!

@Addicti0nz1

6 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha lmao

@larsthegunslinger

6 жыл бұрын

Cody Sharpe i love that time line.

I swear if Alex Jones dropped the whole news source thing and became a Stand up Comic, he'd be so successful....lmao. He needs to rebrand.

@tommikaelsen9149

Жыл бұрын

Sam Kineson?

@TNTkeynine

Жыл бұрын

It would definitely help him recover after all the defamation lawsuits XD

@victorm152

Жыл бұрын

so gravelly voiced Sam Kinison?

@tommikaelsen9149

Жыл бұрын

@@victorm152 yeah, but much less funny.

@AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah

Жыл бұрын

he's already a mascot of himself, he'd just need to hang a board in his belly saying "Sketch comedy routine, don't take me seriously pls"

This is by far one of the funniest LWT shows, this and the coal goblin one. Love you J.Oliver and your staff are amazing.

"A crystalline form, you absorb it", he says while touching his nose. Coincidence? I think not.

@EdaugEthanbYT

3 жыл бұрын

No wonder he’s saying we need to reopen. He’s running low on his supply

@Sarah-oj7bh

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to make the same remark!

@oxymoron02

2 жыл бұрын

I caught that too. The subconscious mind is terrible at masking the truth.

@calvinaccount1339

2 жыл бұрын

Coca-cola

@Mat-sc3kt

2 жыл бұрын

Watch the ppl who psychologically analyse ppls body language they debunk that myth. If u just KZread it u will find it

So he’s a televangelist, but he talks about conspiracies instead of religion.

@Quintusblake

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing basically

@gregorym3167

4 жыл бұрын

I am only 4 minutes into this segment and I was about to say Jones is nothing more than a televangelist.

@ZIEIaou

4 жыл бұрын

@@Quintusblake well there are some concpiracies based on facts but no religions (not to discredit religion or give credit to alex jones)

@alexreid4131

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much.

@mohamedbasel5249

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing😂😂

Who is here after Alex Jones has been proved of lying about sandy hook and has to pay 4.1 million to two parents?

@geoffreyharris5931

Жыл бұрын

I am. Also he has to pay another $45.1 or $45.3 million in punitive damages.

@draxxthemsclounts2478

Жыл бұрын

50 million baybeee!

@PETERODZZ

Жыл бұрын

I am. 😬

@user-un7kb7br6m

Жыл бұрын

@@draxxthemsclounts2478 965.000.000$ ??? LMAOOOO

@AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah

Жыл бұрын

@@user-un7kb7br6m and there is still more to come!

Watching this again because of his verdict, and this is absolute gold.

I can't imagine being Last Week Tonight's accountant: "He wants to spend HOW MUCH on WHAT?!"

@muckstar23

4 жыл бұрын

Pennies to them

@motorcity13

4 жыл бұрын

He spent almost $400 on the TELEVANGELIST episode. It’s one his best episodes. He even started a church for a month to prove a point. BRILLIANT!

@benwarner2940

4 жыл бұрын

I think you guys are forgetting the giant train set and the wax presidents. He was on Russell Howard’s show and said his favorite thing is spending hbos huge amount of resources on “the most ridiculous shit we can”

@franciscojcsa6127

4 жыл бұрын

HBO's accounting office is just a bottomless pit of subscription money, don't worry about it

@MrHistory269

4 жыл бұрын

XD

“British accent is intellectual”, he clearly has never seen The Only Way Is Essex or Geordie Shore 😂😂😂

@luckystriker842

3 жыл бұрын

Or John Oliver.

@soonerwhirle

3 жыл бұрын

Or any Benny Hill.....

@kaleiann4287

3 жыл бұрын

Or Love Island

@jordan12374

3 жыл бұрын

These guys are nothing, there’s nothing like brummies and scousers.

@Kaltagstar96

3 жыл бұрын

Part of me just wants to watch Alex Jones watch TOWIE or Geordie Shore, as a Geordie, he'd be the only person to sound more ridiculous then the people on that show.

Infowipes is such a good pun. Props to John and his team :')

If Alex is using his own product, then the side effects looks pretty terrifying

As a Texan I have to call him out on an act of sacrilege: nothing is better than Blue Bell Chocolate Ice Cream, especially not some bullshit protein mix.

@toast1012

4 жыл бұрын

nah blue bell is shit whack ass wal mart ice cream look up ANYTHING from wisconsin bruh, git gud(ice cream) :P

@professorspf

4 жыл бұрын

I'll keep that in mind when I visit

@toast1012

4 жыл бұрын

Its cheap because it like breyers. All sugar. No real ice cream.

@leaderofstars8774

4 жыл бұрын

@@toast1012 you try coming down here and say that, ham slice

@vail51

4 жыл бұрын

Amen. I found Blue bell when I was living in NC and I completely agree, best chocolate ice cream out there. I don't think that hint of salt is from ground up chicken bones either.

Alex Jones is pretty funny if you just pretend his show is an extended Saturday Night Live skit.

@oneshotrobb7272

6 жыл бұрын

Fowl Canuck rns

@Biggles_mets

6 жыл бұрын

that is what i do lol

@breakingcymbalsstudios6738

6 жыл бұрын

The bad thing is that some people aren't smart enough to not get manipulated by Alex. What was his last one? Like a secret sex colony on Mars that NASA was hiding LOL!? People now think NASAs been hiding a colony on Mars.

@tmcdowell7977

6 жыл бұрын

Seth Kucharski you are smart enough.

@MrMihenry123

6 жыл бұрын

Justifyed - Political and social satire are an American tradition and art form. Mr. Jones peddles insanity, and then makes money off of lies. There is no comparison as to the level of misrepresentation between the two. There are no right wing comedians because there is nothing funny about the rich avoiding taxes at the expense of the working poor.

"Tactical Taint Wipe". One of the funniest things I've heard.

You need to do an updated episode once the lawsuits clean him out 😂

@AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah

Жыл бұрын

Well we may have it this sunday at last lol

Okay, it doesn't matter who you are, liberal or conservative. I think we can all agree that Alex Jones is either one of the best comedians in the world or bat shit insane.

@shady1237

6 жыл бұрын

I say he's a comedian. No one can be this insane.

@mefour83

6 жыл бұрын

shady1237 I think it was comedy at first, but the character just kind of overtook him and he actually believes this shit now tbh

@donaldmcgillavry1292

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Jones is a satire comedian. Watch his confrontation with Cenk Uygur, a real insane person. See how they both act.

@thegroove14

6 жыл бұрын

That's why I only watch InfoWars for entertainment purposes only.

@Hug0Pro

6 жыл бұрын

HaloEliteLegend best comedian, ppl that say otherwise are allways leftists taking it out of context. Play the full vídeos And read the deacriptions.

Every time I see Alex Jones I think "Spider-Man is a menace! A menace, I tell you!!"

@drewnayr1188

4 жыл бұрын

I instantly think of all the gay frogs he fantasizes about.

@ShinSennju

4 жыл бұрын

Appropriately, the new J. Jonah Jameson seems to be a MCU version of Alex Jones.

@QuarterLifeCrises

4 жыл бұрын

JJJ has better morals than this piece of shit.

@TheAdrift

4 жыл бұрын

His voice does sound like a cross between JK Simmons and a chain-smoking goose. (I’m sorry, JK Simmons, for including you in a sentence about Alex Jones.)

@luckjes112

4 жыл бұрын

@Jim Fischer and the Right can't run a country

What is so disturbing is how many people believe him. His trial didn’t come fast enough in my opinion. Unfortunately, there’s still far too many people that believe he is being unfairly prosecuted.

@geoffreyharris5931

Жыл бұрын

Listening to and taking advice from Alex Jones is like getting guidance from a homeless begging street crazy with a cardboard sign and a dirty sleeping bag. The conservatards are exceptionally stupid and gullible as well being moral idiots with stone age beliefs (ideas).

This is a great video, undercut slightly by the table cloth someone let John Oliver wear in lieu of a shirt

@psyclops973

Жыл бұрын

He was just trying to dress like a satanist

45 million years ago, interstellar blueberries crashed into the Earth and turned all the dinosaurs gay

@vidzeerox

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhh that's why they're extinct!! Dumb scientists telling me about meteors and shit. Thank you for spreading truth, pal. God bless America.

@isaacleillhikar4566

4 жыл бұрын

That's not possible, because mainstream science says they died before that. They were doing their general gay pride march on the earth 64million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine years and three months ago.

@hpqzhpqz9688

4 жыл бұрын

@@isaacleillhikar4566 Indeed ! ....... at eleven minutes past one on a Saturday afternoon. Common knowledge !

@nikibronson133

4 жыл бұрын

Lolol

@isaacleillhikar4566

4 жыл бұрын

@@hpqzhpqz9688 yeah. Remember.

"Firstly, don't call me a boy"~ ooh I felt the cold edge there

We need the reckoning video of this week's court ordered 2B compensation payment!!!!

I'm really happy that 5 years after, this guy is paying for the suffering and missinformation he spreads.

@Joethemonster21

Жыл бұрын

But he was right

@Joethemonster21

Жыл бұрын

About the frogs not sandyhook probably should clarify

@user-un7kb7br6m

Жыл бұрын

At this point, I don't think how well will this age

@hugazo

Жыл бұрын

@@user-un7kb7br6m it went a billion times better than expected

@user-un7kb7br6m

Жыл бұрын

@@hugazo Actually 965.000.000$ times better

"I honestly did not know that you could imply your competition kills people." -Thomas Edison describing his marketing campaign for direct current

@mcswashbuckler3833

4 жыл бұрын

I had actually forgotten about how Edison campaigned against alternating current. It’s almost sad that everyone just remembered the horrors of the electric chair that Thomas Edison produced, completely missing the point of the demonstration

@ds1402

4 жыл бұрын

Fried elephant, anyone?

@ds1402

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcswashbuckler3833 www.wired.com/2008/01/dayintech-0104/ What a dick

@jenm9099

4 жыл бұрын

Poor Topsy.

@LordGadwin

4 жыл бұрын

you watch too much Bobs Burgers...

I’m surprised Jones didn’t demand pictures of Spider-Man from us. “HE’S A MENACE DAMN IT!!!!”

@carltontheduke2571

3 жыл бұрын

But at least J Jonah Jameson cares about New York.

@blm1256

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen this clip of Alex Jones giving Joe the BIG ENCHILADA?! kzread.info/dash/bejne/fY2crI-motKwn6Q.html 😂

@Geostelar4920

3 жыл бұрын

JJJ actually cares about New York and Belives Spidy is a genuine menace

@MoogieTheCow

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@ReinhartSchneider

3 жыл бұрын

haha good one xD

One of the few times I rewatch a Last Week Tonight because I'm feeling good and want to feel even better. Here's to hoping Tucker Carlson's next

@vishwasshankar3929

Жыл бұрын

He has already done a segment on tucker!

@kaydivision

Жыл бұрын

@@vishwasshankar3929 I meant the downfall of Tucker Carlson, perhaps hopefully worse than Alex Jones's

@andiward7068

10 ай бұрын

See you soon, TC was fired from Fox not long ago.

This aged like fine $49 million-dollar silk.

Watching John Oliver with a studio audience in all his glory gives me a sense of nostalgia for some reason and it's only been a few weeks. Anyone else?

@beamerman4000

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking yeah!

@TheStonerKoala

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Jones doesn't perform in front of a live studio audience and yet he is still hilarious doing his show solo. Think about that.

@gracebm9581

4 жыл бұрын

Nostalgia for the before times, when the outside existed and we were allowed to leave the bunker...

@toast1012

4 жыл бұрын

orangemanbad am i right??

@toast1012

4 жыл бұрын

@ApokNyneWheel if you think orangemanbad of course

I was like "Who is this guy? I'm not american, I don't know shit about your celebrities, why am I watching it?

@tylerethier7844

4 жыл бұрын

@pepe luvsyou really hope your either joking or really gullible because he is literally one of the worst american "journalists" ever to live.

@theangryholmesian4556

4 жыл бұрын

@pepe luvsyou Uhh...he wasn't the only one who knew about Epstein beforehand. A lot of people suspected. And even if he was right about 1 thing that doesn't mean he's right about anything else.

@sancheziumfluoride4227

4 жыл бұрын

research atrazine and decide for yourself.

@fultonbrown9251

4 жыл бұрын

www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/10957-pesticide-turns-male-frogs-females.html

@crocuslament9680

4 жыл бұрын

@@fultonbrown9251 Please fact check yourself on the difference between gender and sexuality.

I think an update is in order

@juho5282

Жыл бұрын

Last episode contained an update but it wasn't the main story.

Let’s all take a moment to remember the fact that John Oliver did a fortnite dance on KZread Rewind.

@beastrule

5 жыл бұрын

GMFreeman why?

@YahwehJesus777

5 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@puddingcupnation1496

5 жыл бұрын

That basically proved that he's part of the conspiracy

@Sonichero151

5 жыл бұрын

@@puddingcupnation1496 The only Conspiracy he's apart of is........ The Olson Twins just being one person.

@iski4317

5 жыл бұрын

ugh...

"Better than Ovaltine," he says. And almost gags after one sip. 😂😂😂

@aba-dazed

2 жыл бұрын

He never said he enjoyed ovaltine. Just that the drink tastes better xD dude's such a clown

@zacksmith5963

2 жыл бұрын

Soooo same as ovaltine

@scottpreston5074

2 жыл бұрын

Probably has chicken guts and salmonella in it. "There's protein in bacteria!"

@theevildrummingsithlord1492

2 жыл бұрын

Ovaltine?

@theevildrummingsithlord1492

2 жыл бұрын

@@joseph011296 I'll have to try it one day. Thanks!

I love that the statistics show that all of us go back to see alex drinking his disgusting bone broth over and over

0:37 "that turned the fricking frogs gay"

Okay, Jones isn't exactly the best human being. Check. BUT. "Wake up America" as a name for a coffee blend? That's arguably funny.^^

@diamondmetal3062

6 жыл бұрын

Verdrang ...holy fuck, I just got the pun.

@verdrang5614

6 жыл бұрын

I know, right? XD It's kinda obvious in hindsight, but I didn't get it either at first XD

@RyanMakesStuffOccasionally

6 жыл бұрын

Wow, fair point

@bigstunna2049

6 жыл бұрын

I can't argue with how clever that is 😂😂

@petertimowreef9085

6 жыл бұрын

That is a good pun, I hadn't noticed.

It's like Krusty eating his own Krusty Burger

@kayleigh1991

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing lol

@zucchinipotato

6 жыл бұрын

God, I've been trying to find a comparison, that one is perfect.

@ArtGirl82

6 жыл бұрын

Try Alex's new chocolate chicken juice, "mmmmm, I don't mind the taste"

@ArtGirl82

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lH-cwbGPj9rXoaQ.html

@barbedwings

6 жыл бұрын

*cough* "Pay the kid!"

I love how your show doesn’t even have ads on KZread

"current Russian ambassador to the united states, Donald Trump" LOL

I was there when he took both photos at the office. He’s red in the second one because he went outside and did a bunch of pushups just beforehand to try to look more slim/toned. Was pretty ridiculous.

@Milo19970

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah right

@BeggarsNight

3 жыл бұрын

@@Milo19970 lol. Honestly doesn’t matter to me if you don’t believe me. If you feel that you want to ask other questions, feel free. I’ll answer as much as I can.

@carltontheduke2571

3 жыл бұрын

So, not only is he a crazed J. Jonah Jameson knock-off, he's also a terrible liar.

@BeggarsNight

2 жыл бұрын

@@carltontheduke2571 well he did make the excuse at the time that he had eaten more than he should have during Thanksgiving/Christmas, which both occurred on the time between photos.

@looking4therealrepairmanjack

2 жыл бұрын

I take it no one wanted to risk their job and tell him he looked exactly the same in both photos, sans the redness?

John!? You are an absolute treasure! You're unique, hilarious, brilliant, etc. Need I say more?! Please keep doing what you're doing!

Circa 2022: This episode has aged beautifully.

"Want people to speak to them and touch them inside" Lol

@cameronstevens3185

6 жыл бұрын

Mikael Dume *Rape Whistle*

12:10 can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that they actually designed a logo for “The University of Falling Off a Surf Board”? 😂

the fact that jones was legally allowed to sell quackery to the public by the quarter without any consequences publicly is an oxymoron

I'm sooo enjoying watching this episode again in August 2022

"What do you think is tap water? Gay bombs!"

@NathanTAK

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, duh. What else could it be??

@mattstorm360

6 жыл бұрын

ian No there is Joy in the water. You don't want to be a downer do you?

@kevboard

6 жыл бұрын

HOW DOES NOONE SEE THE RAINBOW THAT COMES OUT EVERY TIME YOU GET TAP WATER?

@rgwak

6 жыл бұрын

Comets and blueberries, brother!

@user-kc2pp9pb1q

6 жыл бұрын

alex jones infiltrated the bohmeiam groove at the end of the day you might not like what he says but hes an independent voice networks hate that

When i heard "assault wipes" i thought it was chloroform

@cloaker7237

4 жыл бұрын

My friends say that they smell great!

@mizzpearlgearl

4 жыл бұрын

my kid loves them! great for naptime!

@taylorhillard4868

4 жыл бұрын

chlorophorm is a great taint cleanser.

Anyone here after his current trial ?

Sometimes I come back and watch episodes about situations that have dramatically improved. Like obviously this episode didn’t directly cause the court case to be settled the way it was, but it’s nice to be able to see where we “started” and compare it to the current situation.

Whether you like him or not, he is a great meme

@henryabbott484

6 жыл бұрын

We'll Do It Live! True

@DoctorSoupp

6 жыл бұрын

We'll Do It Live! Can't argue with that

@phnexOice

6 жыл бұрын

I prefer memes that don't spread dangerous propaganda

@royshantzis3321

6 жыл бұрын

you've gotta remember, for a lot of us he's a meme, for a good part of the US he's literally the gospel

@user-dc5ti1is1s

6 жыл бұрын

I love the world right now, the world is alive with the sound of dank memes.

I'd like to hear Jones' argument for why people can't just go and pour chocolate syrup into some chicken broth instead of buying that nasty drink mix.

@MrsSlocombesPuddyCat

3 жыл бұрын

Well bone broth is totally different to chicken broth.

@mackenziems4248

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is he was talking about something real.

@boxycthulhu3519

2 жыл бұрын

because it will literally KILL you, I guess

@tjm11015

2 жыл бұрын

Because that would give away the secret recipe 😉😏😜

@Tekkenslayer

2 жыл бұрын

Those chocolate syrups at commercial markets will kill you

Pure gold!!! Especially knowing all of the lawsuits that are crippling him financially, views, etc.! I think he is finally going to get his comeuppance!!

This aged perfectly

Alex jones wasn't born, he spawned at the age of 45 and his only memories were that cartoon dancing frog, meet the soldier, and a 14 slide powerpoint on ufos

@lamppostinnarnia

5 жыл бұрын

I did not find you comment funny .I hope you have a nice day

@user-ms7xg1ic9o

5 жыл бұрын

@@lamppostinnarnia Aw :( but thanks :)

@shanhussain6114

5 жыл бұрын

@@lamppostinnarnia maybe a knock knock joke can make you laugh?

@socialmoon

5 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment.

@thecharmingplatypus3208

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh he does sound a little like the soldier. Which one is crazier though?

"THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!!"

@noahwolf1192

6 жыл бұрын

Shredder McScumbag 💀💀💀

@germancarranza236

6 жыл бұрын

Shredder McScumbag Atropine. It's turning the frogs trans. Look it up.

@bbofun

6 жыл бұрын

Nope. Only one study has shown any suggestion of tadpoles becoming hermaphroditic (not the same thing as trans at all) and those results have never been reproduced, suggesting the initial study may have been tainted.

@ryanrajesh3242

6 жыл бұрын

Shredder McScumbag my favorite quote

@charlesforestier2530

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't really know about that guy but he's really a good salesman !

"This stuff is only found in comets. And in trace amounts in blueberries." always gets me lol like what?

In England, we have an Alex jones who is a lovely Welsh tv presenter lol

Hats off to the staff members that took the time to actually watch Alex Jones for this episode! You did God’s work!

@Austenite762

Жыл бұрын

But You know what his frog turning Gay rant is actually based on some scientific truths. There is a pesticide which is reducing the testosterone of some frogs they aren't turning gay specifically but those frogs are turning into females and this had a negative impact on frogs population..

John is definitely gonna make at least 1 joke about the new “I will eat my neighbors ass” clip next episode.

@ngythe1king

4 жыл бұрын

69 is innocent he did lol watch his newest video

@pecopete3

4 жыл бұрын

2017 episode dude

@Alex-fm4lt

4 жыл бұрын

He has... Multiple times actually. And it's glorious

@EliteGeeks

4 жыл бұрын

right at the start of the video he mentions it kzread.info/dash/bejne/aaaglsVmmtWdl5M.html

@BiffChunksteak

4 жыл бұрын

Finally he'll have some use for that stockpile of taint wipe.

I could watch this a billion times.

@ykMMD

Жыл бұрын

Same hahahaha

11:20 "I do research all the time!" 😂😂😂

The part where Jones says that he needs funding or he will be off the air, that is an old televangelist line. Jim and Tammy Baker used it all the time.

@arolurker3511

6 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's not the only televangelist thing he uses. There's also the 'get behind me, Satan!' 'Crush the snakes beneath our feet' 'Satanists are conspiring to turn people gay' He's basically a televangelist who replaced Jesus with taint wipes.

@Montesama314

6 жыл бұрын

Um, he IS a televangelist. Fake enthusiasm, constant references to demons and spirits, obvious selling of goods to the masses... yeah, he's a televangelist.

@Degan1000

6 жыл бұрын

+Peter Hell Well to be exact, Evangelical Christians don't think atheists are Satanists because, as you point out, that would require a belief in deity. But rather they think of atheists as duped by Satan. They don't think you are knowingly serving Satan or worshipping him, but that you are fooled by him into not believing in God.

@agentjackstone3543

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Hell Sulpher, thats what that smell was when I met Hillary...thanks I couldn't place it.

@agentjackstone3543

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Hell Lol why would a demon appear to you to convince you not to believe in God when the world did that so easily? You honestly wouldnt matter enough to the devil if it existed for him to show himself to you. Also, Christians believe all people are sinners, only God is good, and the only diety is God, not Satan. Athiests have the burden to prove that God doesnt exist and so far no one can. Christians carry the burden of the cross and they arent mandated to prove anything. They live by faith and spread the message that Christ has risen, is returning, and that in Him is eternal life.

Alex Jones: "They believe the Ancients were so much healthier." The Ancients: "Our maximum lifespan is 20 years."

@slyfoxmedia3272

3 жыл бұрын

You chat shit

@Socalfishingkids

3 жыл бұрын

That was just a average. You have to count infants dying at birth. It brings the number down quite a bit.

@mikotomisaka8714

3 жыл бұрын

@kissmyass Google lol, look everyone, another person who specifically hangs around John Oliver or another channel that doesn't agree with him/her so they can troll other people's comments.

@Socalfishingkids

3 жыл бұрын

@kissmyass Google That is the most out of place comment ive had yet to read lol

@Socalfishingkids

3 жыл бұрын

@kissmyass Google and not really wrong either mothers died giving birth and so did their child if you looked it up. Infant mortality brought down the life expectancy statistics a lot. you think people were living only up to their 20s back then, really you dont know your history.

Jones has to have televangelist in his background.

"FUND US! Give me the energy, and I will attack the enemy!"

I really have to give John credit: he makes some very interesting clothing decisions. Especially for someone who only has to choose a shirt and tie.

@MoistPicklez

3 жыл бұрын

He does wear pants.

@LeafseasonMagbag

3 жыл бұрын

MoistPicklez an absolute lie! Especially in this age of audienceless programming

@WarisMalik-lo3gj

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeafseasonMagbag no in some episodes we do see him in pants when he's away from his table but if ur talking about pandemic era, then u might be right about him

@louiskingston3037

3 жыл бұрын

Shutup bitch

@averagejoe6031

3 жыл бұрын

Holy crap I just noticed that.

For the record: Don't buy Alex Jone's product ironically. He still gets money regardless of your intent.

@penname8441

6 жыл бұрын

+

@timez9663

6 жыл бұрын

joe momma +1

@wr4id619

6 жыл бұрын

You could buy John Oliver's tactical assault wipes ironically, though.

@hideandseek558

6 жыл бұрын

+

@lawofgravity1979

6 жыл бұрын

joe momma Too bad the writing staff isn't smart enough to figure that out

Love it when the comment section only watches the first 2 minutes of video

WATCHING THIS AFTER THE 1Billion court ruling

It seems like the covid 19 viewer wave is here.

@joshuadrakard2981

4 жыл бұрын

Oh certainly

@muradmaharramov4888

4 жыл бұрын

To remember how it's like to watch John Oliver with audience.

@paticusmaximus12

4 жыл бұрын

You mean the 5G deep state anti American murder virus?

@TheAdrift

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if this is showing up in recommendations because Google just removed InfoWars from the Android Store and the feds are warning him to stop selling dangerous anti-COVID-19 scams before they take legal action? Personally, I found that out because I saw this video in my recommendations, and thought to myself “gosh, I wonder what the ol’ huckster is up to these days” and in addition to finding out he was arrested for DWI in Texas, I saw that he was selling fake coronavirus bullshit and thought “🙄 figures.” Wherever there is human misery, he swoops in like a meatball-shaped vulture to honk some nonsense and get a piece of the pie.

@JulithaRyan

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. Any recommendations?

Woah, woah, woah. Hey now, chief. The Church of Satan wants nothing to do with this creep.

@__radon__7656

4 жыл бұрын

The Satanic Temple doesn't either

@tgmwright

4 жыл бұрын

It's spelled "whoa"

@calladeem240

4 жыл бұрын

@@tgmwright Not according to Satan, apparently.

@mumzly1

4 жыл бұрын

@@calladeem240 well thankfully real satanists know that the devil is a fairy tale.

@audramcdonaldapologist3676

4 жыл бұрын

_ _Radon_ _ So does the Satanic mosque 😂