GOP’s Impeachment Is DOA | Keep Jimmy Kimmel’s Name Out Of Your Mouth | Biden’s Young Style
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The House GOP’s impeachment of Alejandro Mayorkas died in the Senate today, Stephen Colbert won’t tolerate abuse of his “Strike Force Five” teammate Jimmy Kimmel, and President Biden is using fashion to shave a few years off his look. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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The impeachment 😂 of Mayorkas reminds me of Giuliani saying, “We’ve got lots of theories but no evidence.”
@mizzury54
Ай бұрын
Yet 49 GOP Senators voted to have a trial on no charges. Lol.
@winesap2
Ай бұрын
And they did it after finding no evidence for impeachment of Biden.
@jcoopes5604
Ай бұрын
Mitch did the same thing!
@mikekolokowsky
Ай бұрын
Except they don’t even have a theory here. They’re not making unsupported claims like “Mayorkas is taking bribes from migrant caravans!” They’re saying “I don’t like the way he does the job, which makes it a high crime.”
@user-kb9cu4rl9z
Ай бұрын
The Repubs write and agree on a border policy, then vote down their own policy so Mayorcas has no funding or resources to deal with the border. And then they want to impeach him. Quite an elaborate setup. Geezus. They waste all of our tax dollars on complete nonsense.
When one compares Dr.Biden and Melania Trump in terms of style/look/fashion sense, there is a slight problem for the former first lady! She never looked comfortable/happy to be there, while Dr. Biden exudes positive energy in bounds! No amount of stylish clothes or form fitting attire can help overcome that difference!
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
Ай бұрын
Exactly.
@PatsySelf-cj6fj
Ай бұрын
Malania was the worst First Lady in the History of this great Country just like her husband was the worst President we ever had.
@JBond-zf4dj
Ай бұрын
Imagine being married to trump. You'd always look uncomfortable and unhappy too.
@Yve55
Ай бұрын
Moronia trump wears clothes?🤔
@zelma8
Ай бұрын
Happiness is the truest form of beauty, and Jill has that in spades!!! ❤
"Trump Derangement Syndrome" sounds like the way to describe those that support 45, rather than those that are opposed to him.
@lizardog
Ай бұрын
It's always meant that to me.
@firstlast-tp7zo
Ай бұрын
Exactly. More projection trying to normalize *their* psychological issues.
@pipedown1246
Ай бұрын
I said the only people that have TDS is trump and his minions,they stormed the capitol for him, willing to commit acts of violence for him, and willing to go go bankrupt donating or buying whatever he's selling.. Not to mention they'll believe anything he tells without questioning it first.
@vsznry
Ай бұрын
the uneducated are trying to use beer-hall rhetoric to flip the narrative on us. It's not going to work.
@LeafHuntress
Ай бұрын
1. that's true 2. but i always read TDS as The Daily Show & that makes their comments hilarious
"For what CRIME are you impeaching Mayorkas." "We don't like him" "That is not a CRIME." "Case dismissed."
@solvseus
Ай бұрын
GQP: what are you prosecuting the former president for? Not the Dems or Biden, the criminal justice system actually: lots of things with tons of evidence. What are you prosecuting Biden for? GQP: reasons...
@brianclark9110
Ай бұрын
10,000,000 illegals and counting...good job Mayorkas and Harris...did she find the "root cause" yet?
@tjewett1967
Ай бұрын
His crime was not enforcing a Border Bill they refuse to vote on.
@glennleatherwood4552
Ай бұрын
Unless you're Donald Trump, and then everything is a crime
@jjfalarka8837
Ай бұрын
he will fall soon
Speaker Johnson at 2:25 _"I spent hours with the President on Friday; he's 100% with me"._ That should mean he spent hours with President Biden. If he actually meant hours with Donald Trump, referring to him as "President Trump" would have been borderline acceptable, but to call him "the President" is not.
@ElizabethSpringmeier
Ай бұрын
Seriously these maggots need to stop referring to dumpy trumpy as president...he never was presidential
@kiriuxeosa8716
Ай бұрын
you know republicans can't tell time They still think its the 1800's over in Arizona They're hoping to gain statehood soon so they can impeach biden
@zelma8
Ай бұрын
You seem to forget that none of these people recognize Biden as the true president, which is why I don't think that was a slip-up. He really does mean the President. Also, that "president" was asked directly if he would "protect Mike Johnson", and his reply was "we'll see what happens"... on brand!! These people are idiots for still thinking that he cares about them.
@MusicfromMarrs
Ай бұрын
Agreed, but it’s a play to the far right, to keep their support. He knows he’s lost Marj and Massey.
@andrewkohler9730
Ай бұрын
He is, like all Republicans today, wholly unfit to hold his office.
I like how the late night talk show hosts are friends and support each other.
@jenniferjohnson2712
Ай бұрын
Even seeing seth on Kimmel is just great. I love their friendships. And episode 5 of strike force 5 is absolute gold. 😂❤
@T.E.S.S.
Ай бұрын
you watch too much television
@jenniferjohnson2712
Ай бұрын
@T.E.S.S. and you spend too much time caring about how others live their lives. Why do you give any fucks about how much TV I watch? Live and let live my fellow human.
@dash-underscore_name.
Ай бұрын
Gay
Thank you President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris for doing a great job for all Americans!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@lizardog
Ай бұрын
I'll vote for whomever opposes the clear and present danger of the Tr*mp.
@neardeathinsights-intervie6574
Ай бұрын
If Biden authorizes the banning of Tiktok and continues to send weapons to Israel against the Palestinian people, he is going to lose thousands of votes, especially Gen Z and millennials.
@travisp224
Ай бұрын
right on!
@JW30000
Ай бұрын
Rfk 2024
@BlackCat-dm7se
Ай бұрын
no thanks, Biden is a war criminal and just as bad as Trump
Mayorkas should sue the Republicans for bringing such a frivolous suit against him, and for costing taxpayers the amount of those clowns' salaries for the time they allotted to his impeachment proceedings.
@derrickstorm6976
Ай бұрын
Yea but an impeachment is not a criminal trial, so it wasn't a lawsuit against him I really fear for this country when people don't know the difference between a lawsuit and an impeachment after following 4 years of nothing but impeachment news
@DissectGibberish
Ай бұрын
Agreed! The GOP needs to refund all the money used to set up and pretend execute this fake impeachment. Every one of their GOP senators who went in on this stupidity needs to refund the amount of money commensurate with the time they spent on this fiasco. Making them stand facing the corner for 20 minutes is another option.
@onthelake9554
Ай бұрын
You have to be kidding . They perjured him like 5 times . He's a joke .
@keithblevins484
Ай бұрын
@@onthelake9554 Just because he gave answers that don't comply with reality as it is understood by MAGA doesn't mean he perjured himself. MAGA lives in an alternate reality where alternate facts rule.
@sheilaboston7051
Ай бұрын
Yep. 435 people X $175,000 each/yr X hundreds of wasted hours = A LOT OF WASTED TAXPAYERS' MONEY!
The Republicans impeachment trial was as short as Trump's tryst with Stormy,according to her.
@mizzury54
Ай бұрын
I see no reason to doubt her.
@thomasgriffith2953
Ай бұрын
A Tiny Mushroom In & OUT burger! 🤣
I can't believe Stephen didn't mention the funniest part of the orange man's truth social post, where he confuses Kimmel with Al Pacino.
A real fashion icon: Jared Moskowitz wearing a Smurf tie to the committee hearing the day after Comer called him a Smurf.
So grateful to all of you on the Colbert show! My mental health would be in the toilet if it weren’t for your wit and truthiness!❤😂
where are those children that were “lost” while in federal custody because of miller’s border policies enacted by tfg?
@froglady7491
Ай бұрын
Good point, although the children are not lost, their parents are the ones who are missing. It is really hard for 18 month old children to tell their captors who their parents are. The parents? They have already been deported.
@apathybronson
Ай бұрын
Still not with their parents. Weird that the Biden admin just dropped that shit. It's like latino refugees don't matter actually
@ernestgalvan9037
Ай бұрын
@@froglady7491..actually, children were ‘lost’, as in “we cannot at the moment identify which facility certain infants are. We are diligently investigating this matter.” And remember, anyone under 18 years old was considered a ‘minor’ and housed in different facilities, And yes, they were housed in cages (chain-link enclosures). And yes, older children took care of their younger siblings (one eight-year-old was caring for her one-year-old brother) And yes, many children could tell exactly who their parents/relatives were And yes, many children were able to provide contact information for relatives living in the US. And yes, parents at times could not ‘find’ their children in the ‘system. And yes, this was horrific And yes, Biden chose to continue this situation And yes, Melanie ‘visited’ a facility at the boarder And yes, her coat said “I don’t give care”
@lizardog
Ай бұрын
@@ernestgalvan9037 Her military-style jacket had the words "I really don't care... do you?" on the back in what looked like graffiti. Tone deaf to the end, but I can blame her for making the choices she made. Chain immigrant.
@Sam-sz6qq
Ай бұрын
@@ernestgalvan9037....no Biden DID NOT keep the child separation policy. going...were immigrants still keep in "cages"... yep but no separating the child from the aren't anymore
It's even better when you consider Dingus Con's Troth Sensual post was mocking Kimmel for his poor reading of the "Picture of the Year" category at the Oscars, forgetting that 1) There is no "Picture of the Year" category, 2) Kimmel was the host, not a presenter who reads the winners, and 3) It was Al Pacino, not Kimmel, who read the Best Picture winner. So MAGAhats, what was that about Biden and cognitive dissonance?
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190
Ай бұрын
Excellent!!👏👏👏👏
@missyyy-
Ай бұрын
They’ll just pretend it was purposely dismissive. They are so lost in their delusion that this guy is some kind of savior for them… they completely forget that he literally accomplished nothing in office with the exception of muddying up SCOTUS. If he had built that wall for them, would we have this immigration crisis? If he had actually cared about their pocketbooks, would that payroll tax deduction have been temporary? They literally learn nothing about actual policy then cry that the responsible President we have now isn’t going to compromise American democracy to please them.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
Ай бұрын
Yep! Exactly.
@zelma8
Ай бұрын
Also, the mandatory line is not "and the winner is" but "and the Oscar goes to". But yes, he's a total genius.... WHALE!!! 🤣
@jimwilliams3816
Ай бұрын
“I’m orange rubber, and you’re glue, every trait I know I have, I claim is really you!” -DJT
"You keep my friend Jimmy Kimmel's name out of your weird little wet mouth" was a joy to hear.
@antoniawe
Ай бұрын
Lynn your in MY play box GET OUT 😭
@antoniawe
Ай бұрын
😆LOL
Question: why doesn’t anyone notice that Jimmy Kimmel was not to announce the winner but Al Pacino did. Trump can’t remember or recognize people.
@Steven-pu8ws
Ай бұрын
We’re talking about the idiot that thinks Nikki Haley is Nancy Pelosi and that she was in charge of security on J6, of course he thought Al Pacino was Jimmy Kimmel. Dementia Don napping before jail time.
@lizardog
Ай бұрын
Narcissistic sociopaths don't bother remembering people's faces or names.
@alexpadi6464
Ай бұрын
I read that as a.i. Pacino and I was like "what did I miss??"
@Paul512
Ай бұрын
He's a dunce..
@Markusewitz
Ай бұрын
To be honest: Al Pacino didn't announce the winner either! 😄
Don’t see how a guy that wears the same suit everyday could be considered a “style icon”.
@titichartay7216
Ай бұрын
No it's the diaper revealing tennis shorts that are truly iconic !😊
@antrimlariot2386
Ай бұрын
But what about the whole Tang thing? The white ears? The white around his eyes? The flip-top ginger hairdo? The bulging diaper bumps? The reportedly pungent scent? The sheer syphilitic aura alone?
@justjane2070
Ай бұрын
Watch the latest “Lincoln Project” with Trump’s style 😂😂😂😂
@titichartay7216
Ай бұрын
@@justjane2070 yes just saw it - Lincoln Project nails it again !
@chezmoi42
Ай бұрын
Maybe in the sense that icons don't change.
“Day off which is good, I’m sure he needs time to rest after all that napping” 😂😂😂😂
Bravo for supporting Jimmy Kimmel.
I don’t know how you could stop at the tie. “…Expensive bespoke silk suit tailored to look like garden-sized Hefty Bag, and Leaning Tower of Pisa shoes.”
@blerdofpeace5329
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 True!!!
Midas Touch has shown that the Bodega crowd were ring-ins from the NY Young Republicans!
@janetstonerook4552
Ай бұрын
Of course, they were! All these Trump photo op drop-ins are choreographed with paid actors.
@seanyoung9014
Ай бұрын
Definitely their first and last time visiting a Bodega. 😂
@5m0k3y9
Ай бұрын
So was the fake crowd at Chic-fil-A
@mariag.8242
Ай бұрын
They looked like an odd crowd
@nelliekenny9630
Ай бұрын
He won't go near "ordinary" people.
Jackie (Kennedy) Onassis was a fashion icon. And gracious.
@froglady7491
Ай бұрын
Miller did say his lifetime. He was born 1985. Jackie really was a fashion setter though. From how she styled her hair all the way down to her shoes, women were copying her.
@katalac
Ай бұрын
That she was.
@thomasgriffith2953
Ай бұрын
Something Melania NEVER was. She was, and is, total plastic! 🤮
@rheap129
Ай бұрын
@@froglady7491 He still lied cause Michelle and Barack Obama were in the White House from 2008. Hell, even Hillary Clinton is known for her pantsuits.
@blerdofpeace5329
Ай бұрын
True!!!!!
Thank you for defending Jimmy Kimmel on your show. I watch his show as well. Thank you for being loyal to the brotherhood of Strike force of Five 😂👏👏👏
Barack Obama is a style icon. Period.
@MsJMHS
Ай бұрын
That tan suit was fire 🔥
@heintz256
Ай бұрын
Hell yeah.
@Sweetlyfe
Ай бұрын
And Michelle Obama, they’re are the most in love President and First Lady that have graced the White House, and absolutely equals intellectually. I’m a fella and I think they’re beautiful together.
@boydstanley6925
Ай бұрын
Straight up trump wife was the First Porn Actress lady ever. This is so Sicken. A Hard Core Porn Actress as First Lady
@mountcomfort740
Ай бұрын
When America whent from Obama to Trump it went from class to trash
Steven Miller saying that Trump is a fashion icon is like the blind leading the blonde.
@juanitao396
Ай бұрын
Little Miller needs a tissue, to wipe the poop off his lips
@rheap129
Ай бұрын
We can all side-eye Stephen Miller, cause nothing he said can be true if anyone has lived from 2008 on.
@lizardog
Ай бұрын
It's like Jeff Dahmer commenting on table manners.
Jimmy de bunked every point T made tonight.
@RusTsea196T
Ай бұрын
Jimmy's intro killed it tonight!
@Xiroi87
Ай бұрын
Poor Gramps Trumpy has difficulty telling apart Jimmy Kimmel from Al Pacino, totally understandable... NOT.
Every time I see Steven Miller,I immediately think of Colonel Klink.
Excuse me Miller Time, but Jackie Kennedy was poppin back in the day. She had more class in her pinky then Mel could ever hope for. 💃
Honestly, the GOP couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.
@raybenstead2548
Ай бұрын
A very Brit saying. Are you a Brit as it's good to know that if you are then i am not the only Brit watching.
@dredknots
Ай бұрын
And as useful as a chocolate teapot 😂😂
@Jckruse79
Ай бұрын
I watch from Denmark 🫡
@jomac2046
Ай бұрын
@@raybenstead2548 Could be Australian, it's a saying in regular use here.
@gazzabnaki
Ай бұрын
dont you mean he couldn't organise a f..k or sex in a brothel ? from NZ 🥝🥝
And the GOP adds one more loss to their board. How many is that now?
@RictusHolloweye
Ай бұрын
They're gonna get tired of losing.
@TombstoneActual42
Ай бұрын
Yes
@scottkidwell3601
Ай бұрын
All of them?
@OriginalCreatorSama
Ай бұрын
@@scottkidwell3601 Nah they got one in successfully voting trump into office and the rest have gone to dems. You know the only thing conservatives love more than betting on an underdog is BEING the underdog they're betting on. That's why they can't drop it.
@tonyd.5151
Ай бұрын
You'd have to express the amount as a limit function... 'as n approaches infinity...'.
For anyone still, saying "President Trump", you need to think LOGICALLY. If he WAS still your President, how is he able to run again. 2 Terms Maximum! In your line of thinking, 2024 would be a THIRD TERM!
@dceplay
Ай бұрын
“Line of thinking” is not their strong suit...
@TheOJDrinker
Ай бұрын
Former presidents can still be called "president"... just most people with brains say "former president"
@annadurant8844
Ай бұрын
@@dceplay8
Did anyone catch the Lincoln Project’s spoof on the clown Republicans walking those articles of impeachment over to the Senate? It’s hilarious, and totally spot on! Great laugh! 🎯
@tamzinbrown9384
Ай бұрын
YES!! Spot on!!
@JanetCarlson-zm5ng
Ай бұрын
They forgot the casket they look like they should be carrying. And it was DOA anyway. 😂😅😂😅
@bhays05
Ай бұрын
That was funny.
Stephen Miller. Seriously. How does he still exist on the public stage? So many of Trump’s stooges are straight out of a Dick Tracy cartoon.
@stephenbingham5935
Ай бұрын
Flat Earth Top.
@juanitao396
Ай бұрын
Little Miller is an evil, evil man👿
@TheNzFox
Ай бұрын
because he is willing to yell lies about anything. They need that, because then they can repeat his lies as 'some people are saying'
@suzannarobinson4726
Ай бұрын
Roger stone, etc they all look like villians from central casting!
@dariovictor6409
Ай бұрын
He’ll be part of the administration pulling the strings on a second DJT dictatorship 😳.
"weird little wet mouth" 😂...I'm using that
Fascists' School of Elocution "IF YOU STOP SHOUTING, THE PEOPLE START DOUBTING."
His description of a bodega is pretty good 👍 We have them in Texas also. You never know what you will find in those places, it's like a treasure hunt.
@ileac7122
Ай бұрын
I thought “bodegas”were Spanish 10:07 10:07 convenience stores. Wasn’t that owner from the Middle East? So have all these stops @ fast food restaurants & a bodega gotten paid for what he ordered? There’s a lot of talk about him not paying the bills. Curious🫤🤔
@reaperbsc
Ай бұрын
The word may be Spanish but anyone can open a small corner-store.
I thought Biden was supposed to be the sleepy one?
@RusTsea196T
Ай бұрын
Just another accusation that turned out to be a confession. Next we'll find out that all of Donnie's "Executive Times" came with a a turn-down service and a mint on his favorite pillow.
Repugnicants: WAAA! We want a trial too!!!
Amazed that so many get the joke, seems Americans have become aware , thank God, of the lack of intelligence within Representatives and past Presidents So happy Americans are paying attention. Thank you Stephen Colbert and Team for helping us laugh through the pain.
It’s disgusting that they call him “the president” like he’s still in office.
9:50 ... and that was the *tamest* example of fashion derailments... who could forget such classics as "Saggy Tennis Arse" and "Above-belly waistband Golf caddie"
*_📢 Individual 1 for Prison 2024_*
2:29 That list of "least secure jobs" was a riot!
Why couldn't I find this video last night!!! I need my stories before bed!!!! Kimmel was right on time!!!!
@QUICKBOOKS1
Ай бұрын
For me, that is where KZread comes in the day after.
Colbert is a legend
@neal5068
Ай бұрын
In his own mind 😂
@StudioLB
Ай бұрын
@@neal5068 No actually he is a legend already
@neal5068
Ай бұрын
@StudioLB lol hardly. Johnny Carson and David Letterman are legends. Colbert is weak minded left wing nutjob who would rather be political and petty than funny.
I am surprised Stephen did not say that Obama has been the most stylist US president of this millennia. And yet he was not as cool as his wife.
@lizardog
Ай бұрын
Tr*mp's ill-fitting navy suit with red tie is his uniform. He thinks he looks like a sharp Wall Street type, but his posture gives it the lie. The reason his suits hang so badly is the way he stands. He leans slightly forward from the hips to reduce the appearance of his Dunlp belly. That draws the trousers up and makes the jacket swing forward. He wears the ridiculously long tie in an attempt to appear slimmer. The man is a collection of soaring ego, cringing paranoia, and a reservoir of spite and there is no article of clothing that could make him attractive.
@eletakelley7188
Ай бұрын
Agree totally.
@dancepiglover
Ай бұрын
I was thinking of the Obamas, too.
It's funny how Jimmy Kimmel gets under Trumps skin. He doesn't pile on nearly as much as other late night host. He is sarcastic and silly.
@annphillips1086
Ай бұрын
Rump can't understand the subtle ones.
@jimwilliams3816
Ай бұрын
The others, including Stephen, have delivery that can be interpreted as professional shtick. Donald understands performance. Jimmy’s delivery looks like he is genuinely amused by Trump’s irrational behavior, and his responses are a bit more like teasing. I think that triggers Trump more.
"...Strike Force Five" [insert thunderclaps]
We need more late night host crossovers! Strike Force Five 🌩️ !
@jcoopes5604
Ай бұрын
Seth went on Kimmel on Monday, as the jury selection was starting, next week should be good! Seth has had a week to get it together!
“I spent hours with the president “ Huh! With Biden? What is it with the US who use these inappropriate titles? He’s an ex president! Never understood this.
@lizardog
Ай бұрын
Tr*mpists never know when one of Tr*mpie the Pander Bear's minions might be listening, so they pay lip-service any time they mention the Biggest Loser. It's their way of kissing the ring.
@fabigrossi2976
Ай бұрын
There are countless things we outside America don't understand. Now even less than ever before.
@ryankunst668
Ай бұрын
@@fabigrossi2976no we don’t understand in the US either, other than that trump supporters are delusional.
@Paul512
Ай бұрын
Disgraced ex president trump
@RJM56
Ай бұрын
@@marcosolo6491we make exceptions for teams from The Great White in these "national" leagues when they win these "world" championships. Oh 🇨🇦.
What legislative business? The GOP hasn’t done a lick of work for 8 years
Great show!!! Thanks we need to laugh a bit more about our misfortune of having that #45Fascist/ Menance still not in jail!
Johnson said he spent a long time talking with the President but then it turns out he's talking to Donald Trump. That can't be the President surely; I thought you had to win the majority of people's votes to be President? When did he do that?
@jessragan6714
Ай бұрын
He was moving his mouth a lot, but you can't talk to someone's crotch.
@susancrawford2343
Ай бұрын
In america, the electoral college determines who wins, not the people. Otherwise, Hillary Rodham Clinton would have been President and this shit-show y'all are currently living through would have been avoided!
@Richard_Nickerson
Ай бұрын
You actually don't have to win the majority of the people's votes, hence how he became president in the first place.
@SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf
Ай бұрын
He is only citizen Rump, not President 😮😮
@geschichteistcool7182
Ай бұрын
@@Richard_Nickersonyeah, that's a major problem with the US so called democracy. From an outside view the US-system is outfashioned, weird and totally unfair. But totally sums up the whole US.
Why is Steven miller not on trail for insurrection?
@DoctorBiobrain
Ай бұрын
Because the prosecutors don’t want to have to be near him in court. Plus, they know that the harshest punishment is having to be Stephen Miller. 😱
@kittehgo
Ай бұрын
Can you prosecute a vampire?
@RickTBL
Ай бұрын
He keeps moving his coffin.
OK, who else burst out laughing when Miller yelled out "The most stylish President and First Lady in our lifetimes are Donald Trump and Melania Trump"? Best laugh I've had in months. Also, since he brought back "Whale!", I'm surprised Colbert missed the chance to mention Russia's ramshackle attempt at a new drone jammer, if only so he could describe it as "Is potato".
i love the all caps and all caps exclamation mark “WHALE!” its fine attention to detail like that which marks a truly great team
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT....!!!!!
@user-ni1gi8gr9d
Ай бұрын
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO DEMOCRACY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GOP/GQP.
@neal5068
Ай бұрын
You mean dementia joeke 😂
@23_Beans
Ай бұрын
@@neal5068Trump mistook a dementia test for an intelligence test. Person, camera, idiot 😂😂😂
@ianmccombie2476
Ай бұрын
@@neal5068we can point figures all day. One day the ppl will realize both suck ass and both are puppets to the rich. I laugh at how pathetic and quickly ruthless we are to comment the next catchy insult.
@phraydedjez
Ай бұрын
@@ianmccombie2476 Its an age old saying ''divide and conquer'' A nation divided against itself cannot stand...
Now I understand why Stephen Miller was on Fox talking about Trump being a fashion icon. These Conservatives are pathetic. They are always trying to one-up the Dems. 🤨
@neal5068
Ай бұрын
These Dems are pathetic, bringing communism to your front door
@oceanoflotion8630
Ай бұрын
Its just more proof in my mind Stephen Miller is a gay honey pot.
@_Lazare
Ай бұрын
Yup ! He's a little to to ill for me ! Dress him up well Steve ... in stripes
@autumnleaves8553
Ай бұрын
Looked like he was high!
@lenordbrazil9580
Ай бұрын
If only they could treat Americans like brothers and Putin as the enemy instead of Democrats its rediculous 😮
I thought that Trump would have gone to a bordello.
Don’t forget the “oil burners” and “metal sponges” the bodega’s sell to all the crackheads. 🤦🏼♂️
The Worse thing is that bad guys think that they're actually the good Ones out there
@firstlast-tp7zo
Ай бұрын
Orwell’s ‘Reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It is the Party’s final, essential command’ applies here.
Other things that Juror No.4 finds fascinating and mysterious include the Bermuda Triangle, Snake Island, Afghanistan, and the Gates of Hell.
@andmos1001
Ай бұрын
To be fair, jury nr 4 is the best jury the defense can get
@mizzury54
Ай бұрын
And Fantasy Island.
@user-dk4ph5wj5b
Ай бұрын
Unfortunately, it only takes on "ringer" - who is so fascinated by Drumph - that he can't attend to the facts, to let this guy skate. While the world of the sane all hope for a conviction, this could very well end up with an acquittal.
@firstlast-tp7zo
Ай бұрын
Flat earther, too.
A style icon? He changed American fashion? How? When?
@annphillips1086
Ай бұрын
It's the red baseball cap, it's so... um...
@jandrews6254
Ай бұрын
Maybe he was meaning “fascist”
What I love about KZread is that it allows us to watch all of our favorite talk show hosts equally and it allows them to have an honest friendship. I hope he doesn’t keep Kimmel’s name out of his mouth, because it always makes for a good laugh.
That's one of the best Oz accents I've ever heard an American do - love from Australia. "Eyeluva. Sheezanurs."
Stephen Miller: Style tips from someone who used to wear spray-on hair until he was ridiculed out of it!
@peggyking9543
Ай бұрын
Yikes - thanks for the memory!🙈
Give me a break. How did MTG get so much power- she is such a traitor
Love they're all keeping the thunderclap sound after any of them says "STRIKE FORCE FIVE!" :)
“I can fix him” killed me 😂
@andyevans2336
Ай бұрын
Remember girls, unless he is wearing a diaper, you cannot change him…….well then, maybe you might have a chance with trump.
Speaker of the House is the new Defence Against the Dark Arts position 😂
Remember when Stephen used to reach offscreen and the piano guy would give him a sound effect. A high note for the left side of the screen and a low for the right, I think; it's been a while. I miss it 😖
Love Stephen and Jimmy ❤❤
9:30 I will not be taking style advice from a man who stole the suit off of Sir Pentious's corpse.
I appreciate Stephen’s defense of Jimmy Kimmel, but he missed a golden opportunity to use a famous line directed at Trump. “Isn’t it past your jail time?”
Wow!! To THROW down your tie like that! Let's me feel you anger and your pain. Cheers.
That's a pretty accurate description of a bodega. He left out the poker machine in the back and the freezing beer.
Moscow Marge is probably drinking vodka and cussing in Russian over not getting the impeachment past the senate 😂
hey Donny isn't it past your jail time
“The association invited me” -Yeah, sure Jan. 🙄
Masterful Mr. Colbert.
Stephen... i was in the middle of taking a drink when you busted out the crypt keeper. Now I have a small mess to clean up... thanks.
Anybody else hear thunder after he said “strike force five”? 😂
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190
Ай бұрын
Yes!!
@andyevans2336
Ай бұрын
Of course!
Yes! Colbert representing for his homie Kimmel. I love the late night comedy love and loyal ship!! Hell yea boys!!
Hilarious. Stephen, you’re a funny man. Love your show from Australia 😊
You should played “ baby elephant walk” as they were delivering the articles of impeachment.
Has miller never heard of JFK & Jackie?! 😳😳😳
@juanitao396
Ай бұрын
Little miller needs to climb back under his rock. And stay there. What a worm.
@froglady7491
Ай бұрын
Miller was born in 1985, long after the Kennedys were in the White House
@rheap129
Ай бұрын
He's heard of Michelle and Barack though...
@froglady7491
Ай бұрын
@@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was First Lady in the style of Jackie, something Melania never could because she never wanted to be.
@froglady7491
Ай бұрын
@@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was a First Lady of the same water as Jackie. Something Melania couldn’t be because she never wanted to be.
I've hear the term Bodega before but I had no idea what it was. Thank you for the explanation. 🙂
A bodaga award! Gee what a honor and i am sure the approached him with tears in their eyes saying sor you are the best
I love it when Stephen puts his imaginary items away. 😂
I thought you'd make Biden look taller by putting him next to Ron DeSantis, but the Cryptkeeper does have a much nicer smile
@RictusHolloweye
Ай бұрын
Certainly more natural looking.
It is "A HISTORIC"
All these cabinet people should leave immediately and never be seen again … led by Trump if he can still walk !
Never again! Vote Blue. 💙 M 🦘🏏😎
@doloresbeauchamp3484
Ай бұрын
💙✔️💙✔️😎💙😎
@newname9064
Ай бұрын
Vote Trump!
@markdowse3572
Ай бұрын
@@newname9064 No. Never.
@tonyd.5151
Ай бұрын
@@newname9064 - I will never do that.
@jackburton1991
Ай бұрын
Trump 2024.
"Fascinating and mysterious" what colour is the sky on your planet....
Outstanding show Stephen thank you
Stephen Miller should be in jail!
Yay for Senator Mayorkas 👏👏❤️
@richardvinsen2385
Ай бұрын
He’s a cabinet secretary, not a senator.
@juanitao396
Ай бұрын
@Crimso6...hmm..O'Neal..me thinks your people didn't arrive on the Mayflower They immigrated perhaps? Agreed with Penny, yay for Mayorkas.
@somethingclever4563
Ай бұрын
Not a senator
@Melesniannon
Ай бұрын
@@Crimso6 Hey, you remember that bipartisan deal for increased border security that Biden was going to sign until the Republicans tanked it?
@Crimso6
Ай бұрын
@@juanitao396 We need a safe closed border. So must be American last with you as well.
God, give a warning before you show Stephen Miller. I’m watching at 4something am, and that scared me
Oh how wonderful it is to listen to your routine the following day, around mid-day. 🤣😂 Thanks.
Great writing on this episode! Made me laugh out loud a couple a times!