_“He took a little white power nap.“_ Awesome.

@wandajochandler5248

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@bjdefilippo447

Ай бұрын

His lawyers probably knew he couldn't shut up, and slipped Don Snoreleone an ativan.

@rossbusher4412

Ай бұрын

Even funnier when Louis Cato interjects, “HEY”.

@Captaincory1

Ай бұрын

That joke was a bad time to be eating a cookie

@lindaj5492

Ай бұрын

I heard it as “white powder nap” 😂

The one time he pays somebody for "services rendered" and it's a crime. It's perfect.

@wandajochandler5248

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

@mickeysmyspiritanimal223

Ай бұрын

Funny, he never paid! Cohen paid for him and was sentenced to prison, too!The grift continues. 🎃 😜

@playnicechannel

Ай бұрын

@@mickeysmyspiritanimal223Not that it matters much, but it was his repayment to Michael Cohen for the 130,000 dollars recorded as “legal fees” that this whole trial is about. Had he shafted Michael as he had so many people, Bragg would not have had the business records case, pumped up to a felony with a second predicate crime either election interference or tax fraud or both. But you are correct, the actual money given to Stormy came from a line of credit on Michael’s house. Repaid in installments by TFG.

@WyvernYT

Ай бұрын

And you know, I've never heard any of Stormy's partners complaining about being left unsatisfied.

@HLBear

Ай бұрын

😉 I know you're joking, but this isn't about prostitution. He only paid to get her to sign a NDA to protect his 2016 campaign. That's the crime.

Admire the courage of the jurors.👍

@wendyhanberg8733

Ай бұрын

You know they are going to get threats etc from Don the Cons flying monkey supporters too. They are brave people for sure!!!

@LyonsM

Ай бұрын

Exactly, because if their name gets out they will be harassed by Trump and his minions.

@christinebuckingham8369

Ай бұрын

Yes - they are brave and deserve protection and our respect!

@EmiIsHerexo

Ай бұрын

Just what I was thinking! I really hope they have intense security protection. Trump's cult members will waste no time in going after them.

"White Power nap"?! Big OUCH...and brilliant jab at Trump/MAGA. Well done, Colbert and writers.❤😅

@SilverQuillTV

Ай бұрын

Brilliant!

@Karlthegreat84

Ай бұрын

There were quite a lot of zingers. That one was definitely the best one, though.

@ayannagreen5428

Ай бұрын

Runner Up - celebrity endorser of SLEEPY CRIME TEA😂

@4xking

Ай бұрын

Low key kinda mid. I think the writers room could use some fresh faces to add to the dynamic

@handmadehearts

Ай бұрын

Racism. Hatred. Rich. White. Privilege. Camera. TV.

I long for the when Trump is no longer in the news.

@c2757

Ай бұрын

Ahh. But one day when it actually happens you'll be saying "the news is so boring now. Do you remember when that orange bloke, whatever his name was..- you know, old what's 'is name, used to be getting tried in Court all the time?"

@L_M_V

Ай бұрын

I just hope he becomes president again so that will probably never happen then.

@randallcauley9484

Ай бұрын

relate. note carefully his backfill. the rnc will find one, so many actors and offensives in play

@Jan-zv7ze

Ай бұрын

@@c2757 REALLY? The world will be so EXCITIING when Trump makes his exit, finally.

@Jan-zv7ze

Ай бұрын

@@L_M_V EX President Trump will NOT be going into the White House ever again..sorry.

See, Trump could have attended Barron's graduation if he had just stayed home after the kid was born.

@RictusHolloweye

Ай бұрын

Who is he kidding? He was never going to attend Barron's graduation.

@rnmbf1

Ай бұрын

Haha! I needed that good laugh!!!! Donald needs to keep his zipper locked up, lol

@glenncordova4027

Ай бұрын

Donnie had porn stars to disappoint.🍄

@claireingles-sj6xz

Ай бұрын

​@@RictusHolloweye It would most likely precident as I'm sure he didn't bother going to any of his other kids' graduations.

@MadHax-wt5tl

Ай бұрын

tRump was like;"Oh no, I'm not going to be able to go to the graduation of..........!? What's that kid's name again? Hang on, I have a son named barron!?"

I love it when Stephen says something that’s a bit cheeky, and blushes. It’s the most adorable reaction.

Stephen saying macaque so many times and watching him die inside was the best monologue bit ever made

@ezasagwara7179

Ай бұрын

How I was looking for someone to comment 😂

As a pillow guy, I don't usually make blanket statements but I think Sleepy Don is quilty.

@wandajochandler5248

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mypillowguy445

Ай бұрын

​@moonraker2034Nice 😂

@paulgibbon5991

Ай бұрын

How do you sleep at night?

I'm waiting for them to catch George Santos trying to sneak in as a juror.

OMG Stephen 😂😂 I couldn't get through this without you. Love you Man ❤❤❤

@QUICKBOOKS1

Ай бұрын

These, and others as well!

I love it when Stephen cracks himself up.

Trump did not attend HS graduation ceremonies for Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric or Tiffany, either. So no big.

@thomasakagi7545

Ай бұрын

I don't blame him.

@impunitythebagpuss

Ай бұрын

No bigly deal.....he's not even able to remember their names these days...lol!

@myownbiz5461

Ай бұрын

There's no indication he even attended his own.. as his daddy hired folks to take his exams and write his papers!

@L_M_V

Ай бұрын

Plus the judge never said he can't go. He wasn't wrong about "likely not" though... 😂

@user-fu5ok8oi2k

Ай бұрын

@@thomasakagi7545🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"A hunk of beef jerky with a layer of bronzer" and " white power nap" LOL 😂😂

No Wednesdays. Remember all the golf he played while “earning” a president’s salary? Doubt he’s ever worked a full week in his life.

@BlueSun4886

Ай бұрын

Every afternoon, Donald had free time for naps or to watch Fox or reels of his "greatest lines" from previous speeches prepared for him by his aides. He was up all night texting insanely, eating KFC & McDonalds & ranting about the thousands of "enemies" including virtually his entire administration from his first 3 years denouncing him. It's interesting that the prosecutors don't have to rely on Trump-hating progressives to make cases against him. Almost all of the witnesses are those who had previously worked with him, worked for him, or associated with him. In other words, his old supporters who actually had time to get to see him up close and personal.

@justsaying14

Ай бұрын

Meh, this call is too easy 🥱

@Chunkboi

Ай бұрын

Hell, even when Obama was on the golf course, at least when disaster happened, he picked up the phone and took action!

Omg, Stephen was on fire! That whole monologue was awesome!!

5:28 Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Crime tea 😉😆😂

Love you Stephen!Appreciate the joy you have brought me through all of the Trump insanity.

I envy the juror that avoided all the trump news on her lake lmao. I wish i had that level of ignorant bliss

@justsaying14

Ай бұрын

Ignorance is bliss!

@arellatikvah

Ай бұрын

​@@justsaying14I keep asking myself why can't I just be dumb and happy? How can so many people be so blind and unaffected by that POS?

@justsaying14

Ай бұрын

@@arellatikvah Decision for the right pill.

The Irish juror #1 be like, "Never fight uphill, me boys!"

@dianewilliams1125

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂Brilliant. Stephen missed that one!

@GraceDavis-sp1ey

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@marcusott2973

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@kittyonmydesk5532

24 күн бұрын

AGGHHH!! You beat me to that one, John Stewart!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "He's magically impartial!!"

"He took a little white power nap." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@veecee9497

Ай бұрын

You mean white powder.

@lizardog

Ай бұрын

@@veecee9497 Nah, you don't nap after white powder. The joke was white "power" nap. It can be funny even though it's true.

Monologue writers were ON FIRE ... great job and perfect delivery

@Kate-ms5js

Ай бұрын

I just wrote essentially the same thing :) and then saw your post

@wendyearley8726

Ай бұрын

😊​@@Kate-ms5js

"Don't touch Ma Caque!" still laughing. He was really good tonight.

"Okay, that crowd is...WHELMING." This is one of LSSC best monologues of all time. Was a hard day. So glad when this posts!

@karenconroy1860

Ай бұрын

Best line 😂

@jenniferm6286

Ай бұрын

SC was on 🔥 with this monologue!

@android12921

Ай бұрын

It's a TRID line

Who will tell Barron that Donald would miss his graduation? Likely probably the same person that told his other kids he wouldn't be going to their graduations.

@XopheAdethri

Ай бұрын

So nobody? As if he'd bother informing them.

@singingrazors

Ай бұрын

@@XopheAdethri That's where my money is. The poor kid is probably used to him not showing up to things by now.

“That crowd is whelming” has me 😂💀

Though the wheels of justice may turn slowly, if we're lucky Trump will be ground beneath them.

@user-yu2zx4cg8h

Ай бұрын

Hee hee Eric!

That Wi-Fi-less lake sounds like a paradise these days.

@demondogmom7221

Ай бұрын

Going to a cabin in the mountains in September for vacation. No WiFi. I'm smiling just thinking about it.

@teamvlcn6820

Ай бұрын

​@@demondogmom7221Enjoy yourself. 😊

Bruh Holy Sh*t the writers were really on point with this monologue xD so good!

When my oldest daughter and her husband were first married (forty years ago), they decided to forego all gifts to each other in favor of saving up for their first house. They also stopped renting videos, taking the newspaper, getting pizza delivered, going out, etc. Once in their first house, they so liked not having to be concerned about the logistics of gift giving, they decided to make it a way of life for the two of them. Still ~ I'm told my son-in-law will say, just before falling asleep on the eve of a birthday, anniversary, or whatever....."Uh.... we're still good with that whole 'no gifts thing', right?" Love your videos!

Sleepy Crime tea! Brilliant. Best made with magat tears😂😢

Trump didn't attend any of his other kid's graduations, but now going to Barron's is super important to him? Sure, Buddy! 🙄

@donnapodhurst6552

Ай бұрын

Did not know he knew who Baron was, He does not know Tiffy.

@embreis2257

Ай бұрын

considering the alleged crime he perpetrated and must attend trial for, not going to Barron's HS graduation is quite fitting, don't you think?

@zedmelon

Ай бұрын

​@@embreis2257 What Trump won't admit is that Barron doesn't _want_ him to come.

Wow! 6 jurors already. That’s great!

@peacheswilliams4539

Ай бұрын

Yeah, only took 4 years!😂

@QUICKBOOKS1

Ай бұрын

@@peacheswilliams4539 Better late than never!

"Don't touch Macaque!" The Traitor wouldn't be sleeping in court now if he had heeded this wise admonition.

@Petalumination

Ай бұрын

Queue the old SNL "Sprockets" skit. "Would you like to touch my monkey?" kzread.info/dash/bejne/doCgxLmihNLFp7Q.htmlsi=Cu2Y9WXt-4raQoco

@AwesomeFish12

Ай бұрын

Don't call Stormy a monkey. She's an inveterate professional.

DAYY-UUMM! Steven is on FIRE for this monologue!

I'm sure Barron would be so sad that Trump wasn't at his graduation trying to make it about himself....

@TrickOrRetreat

Ай бұрын

I'm here today to support Baron because his dad have been wrongfully accused by the radical left for ........

@tiredbird471

Ай бұрын

At least his father isn't being allowed to give a speech during it. Though that might help Barron want to stay the hell away from the scumbag.

Stephen Colbert, bringing back to us the reality that we have lost. Thank you, sir.

Dozing Don the comedy gift that keeps on giving, just jail him already

I am cracking up right now listening to Stephens impersonation of Trump!!! Actually playing it multiple times:*)

@deannaclifford1177

Ай бұрын

The only challenge is Stephen is way too coherent to be TFG

@jennieoh8543

Ай бұрын

@@deannaclifford1177 He sure does a good imitation!!!!

Fun fact: Donald Trump attended *NONE* of his children's graduations.

@SYLRMHA

Ай бұрын

And none of his children were mad about it

@L_M_V

Ай бұрын

That's not a fun fact at all. That's a sad fact if true. And I'm not sure everyone knows...

@HRHDMKYT

Ай бұрын

He probably doesn’t’t even know the name of the school Barron attends! #BadDad

@Avarren

Ай бұрын

@@HRHDMKYTI would actually bet on him not knowing. And I’m not much of a bettor.

@garethedwards1926

Ай бұрын

@@Avarren You're still a "bettor" man than the Orange Twittler, but then again so was Ted Bundy.

He is a disgrace to the US

@CarminaIguana

Ай бұрын

Nope. He is a disgrace to himself. The US will go on just fine without him.

@veecee9497

Ай бұрын

To the world.

@yasuke9317

Ай бұрын

​@@veecee9497I'm thinking universe.

@veecee9497

Ай бұрын

@@yasuke9317 true

@L_M_V

Ай бұрын

And yet he's still our best option when the ballot shows up. 😅

I would really like if the judge would correct the lawyers for Trump by saying "we only have one president at a time in this country. President Biden is the only person who should be referred to as President"." The defendant is Mr Trump. He should be referred to as Mr Trump, to avoid any confusion with the actual President."

Blessings on those chosen for this work.

Wake up, defendant. Time for jail. Cheers....

@thomasdeas1941

Ай бұрын

Shades of "Blade Runner". Just saying.

@Tom111Tom

Ай бұрын

And then he wins again

@bazzer124

Ай бұрын

@@Tom111Tom an all expenses paid trip to the Trump Federal Correctional Institution in FL to be close to home. Cheers....

@MrPilgrim

Ай бұрын

I thought you had Brazzers as your username… dislike

@CarminaIguana

Ай бұрын

@@bazzer124 I would bet more on Florence, Colorado.

Sleeping crime tea, hump day .... I'm dying ... just too funny!

We know who has courage. The jurors who stay.

There should be avatars for all the jurors. 😆❤️

When Trump enters the courtroom, the judge slams down his gavel and shouts "Odour in the court!!"😂

@veecee9497

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@divinewon73

Ай бұрын

Dirty diaper dozing Don

@L_M_V

Ай бұрын

And when Trump exists the courtroom an entire nation will vote in his favor... Hopefully.

@skippermatt7939

Ай бұрын

​​@@L_M_Vyou are all over these comments this morning shilling for that orange turd, do you seriously have nothing better to do? How many hours have you wasted on this? Is this like, your entire daily life? That's sad dude.

@davidlundquist1979

Ай бұрын

I didn't realize how very British the judge was...

Wow with the writers tonight! Excellent delivery, Stephen. Thanks for the best!

@scoobydoo3928

Ай бұрын

The art department too, with their Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Crime Tea.

All Golden Sneakers NOW come with a Built in - Ankle Monitor 🎉

Your monologues are always gold, but this one is platinum! Hilarious I fell in the floor 😂

I wonder what his excuse was for not attending any of his other kids graduations, and who did he get to tell them he wouldn't be there.

@alrightyru

Ай бұрын

TBF .. there is proof he went to the grads of Ivanka, Eric and Tiffany... no word on DTJ which must just burn his buns!

@folk47goulet27

Ай бұрын

​@@alrightyru Apparently he didn't attend to any graduation of his four other children !

Colbert is a legend

Excellent 😂😂😂 definitely a top 5 monologue of the years 😅😊

And I love that this is just the first of four criminal cases for this defendant. :D

Jury payments should be increased to at least $300 a day.

@Turnipstalk

Ай бұрын

They should be paid as much as a junior lawyer on the case.

@embreis2257

Ай бұрын

when was the last time it was raised? $40 is absurdly low, no wonder nobody wants to do it

@lundworks9901

Ай бұрын

My Toolmaker Husband gets $30, time & a half over 40 hours. This is why he never registered/voted because he is the breadwinner due to misogynistic built in wage disparity. I had the time, but the case was murderers who'd roundabout confessed when they bailed out and hit my roadside bar after. County Attorney had 5 minutes before I announced my firsthand account to the entire room.

I love the energy of Colbert’s band🥳

His two elder sons have yet to graduate from kindergarten.

The Nodfather of Bedminster was just protesting wokeness.

@nartouzumaki8232

Ай бұрын

Lol 👍🏻

@aggressiveattitudeera887

Ай бұрын

😄

@user-md4di6yg2p

Ай бұрын

"Nodfather"...mike drop!!

@Sabre70

Ай бұрын

Ahhh well done!

@courtney5796

Ай бұрын

NOICE!

Can we quickly get to the part where Donnie goes to prison?!

@moniqueengleman873

Ай бұрын

I love Opus. We had several books. I just don't think they will ever actually put him in jail. I have lost all faith in our justice system 😢

@c0mpu73rguy

Ай бұрын

I wouldn’t count on that, white collars like him don’t go to jail.

@lenawagenfuehr53

Ай бұрын

You know that's not gonna happen, right?

@Miss_Distress

Ай бұрын

Not going to happen - not because he doesn’t deserve it. He definitely deserves it. I just don’t have any faith in the justice system when it comes to people like him

@chrystya

Ай бұрын

He will never go to prison. No one is going to put a former US President in jail. He will be put under his arrest with security and he is have to pay for that security

I couldn't imagine being in Baron's shoes with a father like that. SMH

All around, Steven, one of your best monologues!

The macaque jokes at the end were so juvenile and I cackled at every single one. Keep on keeping on, Stephen. XD

@bettycasvin8877

Ай бұрын

Me too, hilarious!

Steve I’ve watched every episode of Colbert Report and The late show. Your comedy is a true comfort in a crazy life. Thanks sir ❤

@beepeesoup

Ай бұрын

the propaganda is top notch

In Trump's tweets, he habitually capitalizes nouns. We don't do that in English, but it's a characteristic of the German language. I take that as a giveaway that he has read Mein Kampf.

@LaDemocrazia

Ай бұрын

👍🎯👍

@user-tk3vj8pn7k

Ай бұрын

My struggle that fits his mo

SEE! The greatest cinematic doublebill: 12 Macques, followed by 12 Angry Macques. Coming to a drive-in near you! Soon! See you next wednesday.

New York better go send out 60k more summons for jury duty just to be safe

@L_M_V

Ай бұрын

I can see you're not a possible candidate. This is something only someone would say who isn't in jeopardy of being picked

@d.f.9064

Ай бұрын

Agreed. If they actually looked for an impartial jury, ... they would have to give up. People in EUROPE aren't impartial at this point.

@meh8982

Ай бұрын

@@d.f.9064 The point is whether they can find fair-minded people who are willing to rule on the evidence rather than any preconceptions they may have. There are some people like that.

Id rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.

@thebritons

Ай бұрын

I really really hope for new options. younger options. i never questioned our election process this early in the game... normally its post primaries.

@arcticgoddess

Ай бұрын

​@@thebritonsthere will, be in 1998 for sure

@Mozart1220

Ай бұрын

@user-wf8du2iz3p Latinos for trump is like Jews for Hitler.

@brettd2308

Ай бұрын

Trump isn't even much younger either, which is what baffles me about going after Biden's age. The election will be between 81y/o Biden and 78 y/o Trump. Whoever wins will become the oldest president in history. It seems like Biden's age gets focused on more because he doesn't have many other flaws, whereas Trump is a walking scandal machine.

@user-yn7yo1co3k

Ай бұрын

You've got a good point. 👉 Do you need extra dressing?

"The Mushroom Dome",...What a great way to describe Trump.

@Chunkboi

Ай бұрын

He described Trump’s genital wart as a dome?

Still one of my favorite moments from The Colbert Report was the Super PAC review when Suq Madiq donates and Colbert cracks up. It's still available on the web

THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER, STEPHEN, FOR THE LAUGHS AND THE CLARITY ! (I know, all caps. Appropriate.)😊

Truly ....... truly ....... Colbert has the BEST writers in the business! 😊👍❤

@Slo-ryde

Ай бұрын

The joke writing talent is number 1….. but the delivery by SC makes them that much better

Stephen, I just had some bad news, but you made me laugh out loud, and I’m still smiling as I write. You bring us joy and hope. (I was waiting for the Don’t kiss Macaque, and your delivery did not disappoint!)😊

New Yorkers have hated Trump since the 80s getting a fully unbiased jury is going to take forever.

@BlueSun4886

Ай бұрын

New Yorkers have the unique advantage of watching this third-rate mobbed-up failed conman trying to create his faux "brand" since the 70s. They have long known him for what he really is - a fraud who is incompetent of conducting a single business transaction that is honest & not fraudulently designed to polish his ego & plump his pocket. Even his current Truth Social SPAC transaction is filled with fraudulent behavior that has both former Truth Social cofounders & the original SPAC creator suing Trump for fraud while all of his loyal MAGA investors are watching their investments & life savings getting flushed down the Don's golden toilet.

@user-xi7gz6sz4w

Ай бұрын

Because they know trump better than the rest of the country.

@intheshell35ify

Ай бұрын

Unbiased is not the same as blind and purposefully obtuse.

@derrickboatman1560

Ай бұрын

Yeah and how many New Yorkers would claim to be unbiased just to be biased at the right time. I would do the same. I'm not even from New York but I feel like I'd be welcome to visit seeing as how I don't like his ass either.

@RobMacKendrick

Ай бұрын

I live on the opposite coast and I've hated Trump since the 80s, too. Didn't stop the media from smashing him into my face every day all the same. ("Who the hell even IS this dickweed??" Me to my sister back in the day.)

I was told that the courtroom had a side bar. They didn't even have beer!

Mushroom man He does what he can He even falls asleep In front of Judge Merchan

Melania to Barron: "Dad can't come to your graduation." Barron: "Thank God."

This episode was particularly funny 😂

That foreperson has an uphill battle to look forward to, meboys!

@davidlundquist1979

Ай бұрын

Jury duty, wow.

@Wursthanu

Ай бұрын

Jury duty when the defendant is basically a mobster. Expect death threats, intimidation and probably a bribe attempt.

Trump looked absolutely embalmed in that court sketch. Good look for him.

@laurawillits176

Ай бұрын

Yeah, last time I saw a human corpse, that was totally the look

@L_M_V

Ай бұрын

We need him to rest so he can be great again when he's president. Let's hope he gets real votes so he won't feel the need to steal.

@lizardog

Ай бұрын

@@L_M_V "let's hope he gets real votes" Yeah, he can hope. He's never won a popular election because most Americans are sane and know he's a walking disaster. PS: None of his votes up to now have been "real." They've all been bought and paid for. My hope for you is that you open your eyes and shake off Tr*mp's tawdry truck rally glamor. He's a thug who thinks woman exist for his use. Actually, he thinks everyone exists for his use. Seriously, open your eyes and look around.

@vsznry

Ай бұрын

@@L_M_Vstfu 😂 #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸

@QUICKBOOKS1

Ай бұрын

@@L_M_V Nobody is stopping you from voting.

Perhaps his lawyers are dosing him?? I would...

Stehen Colbert is an inspiriation, to those of us who Love our Country! Plus We get so many Laughs! Now that is America!

Wonder why he suddenly wants to look at his son? He certainly could have cared less when the child needed him. He's useing his son to ditch court....or is he planning to leave the country

@terri6854

Ай бұрын

couldN'T have cared less (unless you want to say he actually did care a bit)

@lizardog

Ай бұрын

Tr*mp cares about himself period.

Trial of the conman in chief. May you be convicted and get a 4 yr sentence and locked up immediately

@lizardog

Ай бұрын

Let's not forget that the Tr*mp is a convicted sex offender.

"DT looks like Beef jerky with bronzer", laughed a long time!

OMG my heart almost gave out.

I haven’t checked my mail for a couple days, so I’m heading to the lobby and hoping for a jury summons. This would be so fun!

@Mdeaccosta

Ай бұрын

I wonder how many sick burns you might get in: "I remember the tiny hands thing in the 90s, but I can be impartial." 😊 ( the whole courtroom looks)

@calinasagilitypartner4444

Ай бұрын

The lawyers check your socials though.

@Patrick-ip4qi

Ай бұрын

Get some catholic nuns

According to Mary Trump, Trump's niece, he has never gone to his other children's high school graduations but suddenly he needs to go to Barron's graduation.

@christinebuckingham8369

Ай бұрын

Exactly! Not even Ivanka’s either!

@THE-X-Force

Ай бұрын

Where was Mary to warn anyone before things went this far?

@muckymucks

Ай бұрын

@@THE-X-Force Mary Trump has been an outspoken critic of her uncle since before he became president. Read her Substack newsletter if you're interested. That's where she said the thing about Trump not attending any of his children's high school graduations.

@just-sayin67

Ай бұрын

@@THE-X-Force Who would have believed her ?😞

@jvssocialmedia2459

Ай бұрын

Mary could not grift before now

Someone ask Baron if he even wantshim there......😅😅😅😅😅

@ayannagreen5428

Ай бұрын

Or Melania - Barron is much better received when his Daddy is not there!

@nelliekenny9630

Ай бұрын

Bet the other kids don't. It's their day , not the bloviated biggot's.

Steven Colbert "Makes America Grateful Again". We are grateful that he makes "life with Trump" a thing to be laughed at, not a thing to lose sleep over.

"Crooked Valerie"... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stephen's look of, "I can't believe y'all are really gonna make me say this," during the macaque segment has me rolling 😂

Donald J Slump get this man a My Pillow Stat

@Kitanaangel49

Ай бұрын

The pillow guy seems just as guilty!

@mypillowguy445

Ай бұрын

​@@Kitanaangel49I'm not guilty, I'm QUILTY.

@wandajochandler5248

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@squeakco

Ай бұрын

😂

@chrisrj9871

Ай бұрын

I'm Ridin' with Biden. Don't Slump with trump. (made that up)

If Trump's lawyer thinks he has thick skin, he obviously hasn't seen any of Trump's Twitter tantrums.

The "you wanna be on my jury" line got me!

You had me at “mushroom dong”! 😂

Best show yet!!!!.. STILL LMFAO!!!.. ABSOLUTELY ❤❤❤COLBERT!!!!!.

He's really grown into that role. Colbert. I've loved him ever since his role on Strangers With Candy.

@SuperMrHiggins

Ай бұрын

Hell, since I saw his first daily show appearance as a child. Just hilarious and incisive.

Sadly, the rest of the world views the US as a complete joke at the moment... jail Trump... and claw back some dignity! Jail The Nod Father!!😂

@kerrynicholls6683

Ай бұрын

That’s what we are also hoping for. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺

@commonsense571

Ай бұрын

“ShUt Up!!… I know you are but what am I!!” -trump probably

@justsayin5609

Ай бұрын

Canada feels for you, and prays justice prevails. ❤

@dasstigma

Ай бұрын

No. The rest of the world sees people like you as a complete joke. Not the USA.

@L_M_V

Ай бұрын

Jail... Really?? Why? It's the system that's broken. Rich people always get by. You don't even have to be filthy rich for this to apply. Checks and balances are totally out of control. Everywhere where there's money involved it seems. Yes, Trump abused this system. So what? He should have never been elected president. Broken election system... Which gave him and his business attention... And that's really the only reason they're investigating...

"That crowd is...whelming..." 😂🤣😆