The fact that this guy was our president will forever be embarrassing

@bigcity2085

13 күн бұрын

The fact trump doesn't know who or what he is even talking about is also embarrassing. But it's nothing new.

@theresamariegoesplaces9688

13 күн бұрын

A skid mark on America's shorts, for sure

@user-up6mn8cp8u

13 күн бұрын

I think you must be talking about Biden, no? Seems he beat Trump to it

@erikg8526

12 күн бұрын

​@@user-up6mn8cp8u do... do you not know how time works? even if you were right (which is an obscene stretch), trump was president first...

@racheltaylor185

12 күн бұрын

FOREVER!!!

Ever notice that with Trump, everything is either the "best ever" og the "worst ever"? He's a 77 year old man who still thinks like a goddamn 8 year old 😑

13 күн бұрын

He can't come up w another name besides *Crooked* for HRC, OBAMNA, and now President Biden. donnie is not very clever or intelligent. Perhaps Kellyanne could come up w a nursery rhythm.

@traviswilliams3034

12 күн бұрын

Hey, my niece is two and she understands the concept of good-better-best. Dont go insulting 8 year olds like that.

@robertbryant4485

12 күн бұрын

sometimes he thinks... but mainly about himself

@candicedelancey3246

12 күн бұрын

And "like no one has ever seen before"

@flyrobin2544

12 күн бұрын

His posts sound like a bedtime story you read to children...I guess that's his base.

"Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down in history, as one of the greatest comedy lines ever. 🤣🤪😂

@robfer5370

12 күн бұрын

100% and you just know Trump hates that. Which makes it even better!!

@kanutethegreat2908

11 күн бұрын

💀

@gailjoshua1477

11 күн бұрын

"Say hello to my little friend" - close runner up (LOL).

@dh5380

11 күн бұрын

Only the weak minded fall for Trump’s lies

@saltfarmer4008

11 күн бұрын

8 years and drumpfler still isn't behind bars. Some slow walls......

"in his stories, everyone's always begging", that is a true sign of narcissism 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@TC-fx5zu

11 күн бұрын

Begging, praising or crying 😂 Don the Con is so full of it

@lucianahurduc9383

10 күн бұрын

🎯👌

@lucianahurduc9383

10 күн бұрын

Yup...among other hundreds of screaming signs 🙈....why daddy never loved him is not the world or US fault and should be delt with in Therapy!

@CharlieS-yt3gt

10 күн бұрын

So you hate. Big deal. Who really won now that you live day to day with so much hatred. This is it? This is the best you? Sleep well..

@CharlieS-yt3gt

10 күн бұрын

​@@lucianahurduc9383you speak from experience? So much hate? Looks like your all real winners doesn't it? Who really won, now that you hate so much... Look at what you are becoming or maybe have become. He owns your thoughts and emotions. Who won? What's the electoral college vote? What is the definition of Dense?

Only a complete narcissist would pick a fight with a proffesional TV comedian and his staff of proffesional comedians and think he can outwit them. 🤦

@Who_amI57

12 күн бұрын

Ain't it great 😂😂😂 comedy gold! Can't wait for him to be watching from JAIL 🎉

@keithgriffiths9864

12 күн бұрын

I hope when he's in jail, Jimmy gives him a shout out every night.

@spacelemur7955

12 күн бұрын

@@keithgriffiths9864 Jail? Make him live in the claw machine Mr. Pillow sat in.

@steverogers2603

12 күн бұрын

Or a child

@marcosefling3847

12 күн бұрын

Facts

“Past your jail time” will remain as one of the classic lines. Thanks Jimmy!

@DennyDupuis

12 күн бұрын

You can get the TShirt now…:)

@lindarobinson2104

12 күн бұрын

CLASSIC!!

@cherylclifton1198

12 күн бұрын

👏👏👏👏

@divadee9579

12 күн бұрын

CLASSIC!!

@punnymoney3692

12 күн бұрын

@@divadee9579 Trump has my vote! Me and many other black people are walking away from the Democrat party! Biden and soft on crime policies SUCK!!

Jimmy, you make the psychological horror that is Diaper Don and his Magats just a little more bearable with each monologue. And the fact that you get under his orange peel with such ease and precision is just another reason you are King of Late Night. Keep up the good work!

@lariosi

12 күн бұрын

His orange peel 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂🤣😂😅😅😂🤣

@saltfarmer4008

11 күн бұрын

Meanwhile, illegal immigrants threatening everyone's life when they leave the studio 😂😂😂😂 BuT dRuMpFlEr.......

@roelanddirker7620

9 күн бұрын

Actually, from an outside (of your madhouse-nation) view, democratic america appears a BIT more rational. But not a lot more than a bit. Isn't the (looonngg and I-ish) reaction quite similar?

@Sindollx666x

7 күн бұрын

Well said @buddahcat422 !! 🤟♥️👏👏👏

"Isn't it past your jail time?" has to be one of the best lines ever uttered, not just by Jimmy but by literally ANYone, ever.

@alwaysgr8fl

11 күн бұрын

Good God Do you even know how to 🧮 or📃 or ✒️

@Sindollx666x

8 күн бұрын

​@@alwaysgr8fl I don't understand what you're trying to do here, & why.

Hey, Jimmy! I come to you, sir, with tears in my eyes -- That was one of the most brilliant takedowns of Trump that I've seen in ages. My compliments to you and your writers. Keep giving him hell, sir!

@ravenwolf7128

12 күн бұрын

LOL!

@user-ih1ux1vc9v

12 күн бұрын

Everyday I'm praying to wake up to the headline. " Trump is dead."

@mariagoode5903

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂❤

@sharon4951

12 күн бұрын

Spoken like a former Sailor of the Harry S. Truman! Lol GO NAVY!

@cynimonry5919

12 күн бұрын

👍👍👍👍

Jimmy is living rent free in Trump’s head!!! 😂

@jaygray7102

12 күн бұрын

and making a fortune in the process....you'd think trump would shut up about him, all he does is give Jimmy fodder

@shanedaley6236

12 күн бұрын

It's the other way around trump knew that posting that would set Kimmel off yet again being pissed off he's no longer funny

@deviouskris3012

12 күн бұрын

@@shanedaley6236set him off? It gave him great material and showed that trump doesn’t know what a host does and that he is still butt hurt that Al Pacino roasted him.

@shanedaley6236

12 күн бұрын

@@deviouskris3012 yes Kimmel keeps giving trump things to make fun of him about this most recent post was him again knowing exactly how to set off Kimmels TDS and make him cry probably in the fetal position Kimmel should really retire

@Jan-se1nd

12 күн бұрын

Spacious accommodations.

Ok. You got me on "maybe he can watch me on the TV in the rec room at Rikers." LOVE it!!!

@roelanddirker7620

9 күн бұрын

Seems like all americans are thinking from an I-ish perspective. You got ME me me me at that mo- mo- moment.

@jeyruff429

7 күн бұрын

@roelanddirker7620 (🚥Stop, Drop, Roll, & Dirk 😁) I don't understand your post. Are you suggesting self-centeredness? And are you really blanketing that on ALL U.S. Americans?! --J

Best line ever...."He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden"!

@roelanddirker7620

9 күн бұрын

Shows that democratic america has no creativity as well.

Trying to ridicule Jimmy Kimmel should come with its own Miranda warning. Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you.

@yourconnection9303

12 күн бұрын

👍

@503leafy

12 күн бұрын

If you really think about it. Trump was just insulting Al Pacino not Kimmel this whole time.

@yourconnection9303

12 күн бұрын

@@503leafy Exactly. But it's a Donald Trump thing - he rambles on hoping people will be stupid enough to take his word for whatever he says.

@jim6025

12 күн бұрын

Trump mixed up Obama and Biden now Jimmi and Al Pacino

@melvinjamerson1920

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂💙👍

You really got under Trump's skin with that fantastic line at the Oscar's. Everyone is talking about it.

@intelligencia-co2fu

13 күн бұрын

Indeed, even outside the US.

@KramerMC5

12 күн бұрын

Al Pacino, is up there with Robert DeNiro. The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface...there are so many.

@bbigrocker1

12 күн бұрын

I got the Tee Shirt to prove it

@itspersonal3351

12 күн бұрын

One of the greatest live slap backs in comedic history

@marknewman8368

12 күн бұрын

DID YOU SEE THE RATINGS OF THE OSCARS? THAT WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL

Jimmy lives in Trump's head rent free.

This was just savage 😂 Trump probably had 100 aneurysms when he saw this 😂

@android12921

11 күн бұрын

anuseurysms.😂

Your one liner Isnt it past your jailtime? is already iconic and will be remembered for decades to come. And you know it was good because he's still seething over it lmao

@patriciamurfitt4590

12 күн бұрын

A million of us are using that line 😅

@lisajean228

12 күн бұрын

Hope he simmers over that brilliant line for a while longer, it’s iconic for sure

@Ludivine664

12 күн бұрын

@markmac2206

12 күн бұрын

5 weeks and he's still bright orange mad.

You know Kimmel does something right when Trump is somehow still mad at him weeks after the Oscars ended 😂😂

@truebluedigit6570

13 күн бұрын

This is the only comment? It's a good one, but it says there's supposed to be more.

@medde655

13 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 ditto

@1584283

13 күн бұрын

You mean mister thin skin is offeneded?! Ohhhh noooooo

@garmar704

13 күн бұрын

google/youtube throttling anti-trump comments

@dyent

13 күн бұрын

It's not that Jimmy did it, it's that the entire crowd laughed. Though, I'm surprised Trump understands that they were laughing at him.

That John Stamos song was so good! Damn, Chris Stapleton is AMAZING!!! 🤩

With Jimmy’s PRICELESS monologues I MIGHT just survive 2024👏👏👏🤣😂😆🤣😂

@jhwygirl

12 күн бұрын

This one was a gem.

Trump, the only President to refuse to hand over power and attack America.

@thegoatudontknow

13 күн бұрын

when did that happen

@somkit9102

13 күн бұрын

Trump is the worst president in U.S. history.

@jessemacias2

13 күн бұрын

January 6th

@danielgloverpiano7693

13 күн бұрын

@@thegoatudontknow It was Donny Trump on January 6, 2021, one of the darkest days in American history. Google it.

@tonib.3016

13 күн бұрын

​@@thegoatudontknowJan 6th. Born yesterday you were apparently.

The ketchup is definitely hitting the walls tonight...

@caronstout354

12 күн бұрын

Heinz ketchup stock just jumped 5 points!

@TheGreenDragon419.9

12 күн бұрын

Nuggets and ketchup mmmhmmmm.

@phripp2868

12 күн бұрын

😂😂

@monsterpig3270

12 күн бұрын

And Big Macs.

@theorenhobart

12 күн бұрын

scared ketchup hahaha

Absolutely brilliant..everyone in Australia is pissing themselves laughing

Jimmy and his writers outdid themselves. That Trump photo montage showing why he "allegedly" wears diapers had me in stitches. Haven't laughed that much in a long time...😂😂😂

Pretty much the whole room was laughing AT trump… just like the UN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lenawagenfuehr53

13 күн бұрын

But there are so many others to laugh at in the UN...

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313

12 күн бұрын

​@@lenawagenfuehr53 yes but none of them is as ignorant and that's why even they had to laugh about the nonsense Donnie showed. Bad people in politics is one thing morons another thing. Although, Donnie is on either side

@DebbieOnTheSpot

12 күн бұрын

TDS Find the cure

@MrDLW2010

12 күн бұрын

This should be shown to Trump voters, THIS is what the world thinks of him, don't do it to yourself!

@pdoylemi

12 күн бұрын

@@DebbieOnTheSpot We've been trying, but so far nothing seems to stop deranged people from supporting Trump.

“Strapped around his little mushroom garden.” 🍄 😂😂😂

@JC-tp5lz

13 күн бұрын

Oh, and now I'll never be able to get that image out of my head! 😱🤣🤣

@anitabasharira9645

13 күн бұрын

😂

@theoriginalCoCoSmith

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@theoriginalCoCoSmith

12 күн бұрын

Lol

@darcos7535

12 күн бұрын

Yes, the best joke of many good ones in this segment

Jimmy, I love how you get under the diseased skin of the orange traitor!! Keep up the great work!!

Mushroom garden….. priceless. God bless your Jimmy Kimmel.

Thank god for the comedians. They seem to be the only celebs to 'stand up' and speak to expose Trump's insanity. Well done, Jimmy. Keep on pushing against this nutcase!!

@kcjd8659

12 күн бұрын

Others do too but mostly while guests on the Graham Norton show.

@jerseyjoyride1316

12 күн бұрын

Sometimes I think making jokes about something as horrible as this, is making it seen less dangerous than it really is. I mean we already have enough people normalizing the stupid things he says and making excuses for it on the unintelligent side.

@mitrasookram851

12 күн бұрын

So true! Oh God you are so correct!

@stregalilith

12 күн бұрын

Fascists and authoritarians target comedians and their writers because of their power to move large groups of people. Next are the teachers and the other creative people because they touch people’s hearts and minds.

@christianhoffman7407

12 күн бұрын

@@jerseyjoyride1316 That is a good point. In actuality the is nothing funny about what is going on, nothing funny whatsoever.

Trump is still mad about an article from 1987 that mentioned his small hands.

@MariaMartinez-researcher

12 күн бұрын

There is a documentary about Trump, an early one, from the times of his first campaign. They say Trump decided to run for office after the White House correspondents dinner, when Obama and the comedians roasted him for his birther conspiracy theories. Trump was present at that dinner. His face was... you know. The documentary had Omarosa saying that Trump's whole goal was to make everybody who laughed at him to pay for it. It appears he still is at it.

@Sweettooth25

12 күн бұрын

Omg they noticed it back then too 😂😂

Go get ‘em, Jimmy! You and Lincoln Project really help get me through these nonsensical days!

@KnockOut242

10 күн бұрын

Same here! Oh, and Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jordan Klepper, and one of my favorites, Jon Stewart ❤

@kathybyerly7904

9 күн бұрын

AMEN TO THAT!!!

@Denuine

7 күн бұрын

The Lincoln Project is a disgrace to Abraham Lincoln.

This was the best thing I've seen all week! Jimmy is killing it. And Chris with John was just what I needed, times are tough...

"And, by the way, keep my wife's name out..." 😂😂😂😂

@AZtea4UnME

13 күн бұрын

And you know he meant it

@Erin.56

12 күн бұрын

No he said it even better. He said “keep my wife’s name out of your efffing mouth”

@gloriaf6971

12 күн бұрын

That was so good. I died laughing. 😂😂 I love Jimmy. He is the best!

@AZtea4UnME

12 күн бұрын

@@Erin.56 how did I miss that! Ty for pointing it out. Isn't it amazing how 1 word (added/deleted) & it's meaning can add such depth/weight to the statement. Best if Trump never, ever utters J.K. wife's name again 😉

@lolilollolilol7773

9 күн бұрын

Jimmy isn't a coward like Cancun "Ted" Cruz.

It’s so ridiculously past Trump’s jail time.

@lenawagenfuehr53

13 күн бұрын

Less talk, more action

@reverendkafka4178

12 күн бұрын

And past your drinking age

@lowrider96

12 күн бұрын

​@@reverendkafka4178good one 🙄

@anniemain7670

12 күн бұрын

Bit trumpy ummmm?​@@reverendkafka4178

@Erin.56

12 күн бұрын

Have no fear. Donnie’s jailtime is coming very soon…..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing and screaming. Jimmy I can't stand you for making me laugh this hard, and now I have a headache. Thanks 😏

@juanita_rocksteady2761

12 күн бұрын

Yes, but it's good pain.🤣

Can't wait to you're back hosting the Oscars again Jimmy!!! You're a superb, outstanding host!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏

I'm still in awe about him being the President of the United States. How did this happen? Wow! Such an embarrassment to the USA!

@ElroyMcDuff

12 күн бұрын

BIGLY

@JW30000

12 күн бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight embarrassing the country.

@YesItsReallyKeith

12 күн бұрын

watch The Good Liars interviewing supports of the orange geeZus and you will start get a clear picture and understand the why !!

@CelesteKnowles

12 күн бұрын

Just let's not let it happen again!

@andrewdowdall2690

12 күн бұрын

It's like we're living in the upside down. But get ready... because I think there's a good chance he wins again. Yikes!! Whether he wins or not though, get ready for some crazy times ahead.

“Isn’t it past your jail time”….F’ing *BRILLIANT*!!!!!!

@spiderfan2385

12 күн бұрын

That "joke" was about on par with George kastanza's "jerk store" joke.

@jennifermonkhouse4950

12 күн бұрын

😂🤪😆🤣

@thomasw.5344

12 күн бұрын

Most underrated comment

@Marmanandfriends

12 күн бұрын

Simple yet effective

This was probably the best monologue of all time. Start to finish freaking hilarious!

Isn't it past your jail time. I think that line is going to age like a fine wine 😂

I suspect Trump's Head is Imploding at this very minute...

@A.Briggs628

13 күн бұрын

…Like the world has never seen before!

@AspenTruth

13 күн бұрын

One would suspect so.

@blindkimberly1360

13 күн бұрын

We can only hope!

@brianross7454

13 күн бұрын

Bigly imploded...

@SYLRMHA

13 күн бұрын

One can only dream

🤣🤣🤣 This was hilarious. 10 straight minutes Roasting the Hell out of Trump. 😂😂

@radagastbrown9001

13 күн бұрын

It's why I come here 😂

@Erin.56

12 күн бұрын

I love it! It’s why I watch his monologue every night. It’s why I stay up to 11:30pm eastern time. If I miss it it’s why I watch it first thing on KZread the next morning. In 2016 Bill Maher saved me from the insanity of trump. In 2024 it’s Jimmy who is saving me

“Say hello to my little friend??!! Hilarious!! Love the mushroom garden quip too……❤️

😂 OMG! That was BRUTAL!😂😂 LOVED every single second!

“Say hello to my little friend” Jimmy is something else. The Orange guy never learns his lesson. Bro, Jimmy gets paid to roast people. Don’t you get it? 😂😂😂

@iamfreebgm8856

12 күн бұрын

Well as we have seen time and again, the orange person never gets it. its said many times to count he can dish it, but not take it when its reversed n aimed at him. he is such a fragile bad business man And when he still is boiling with rage over the Oscars, it shows that the experts on brains are correct.

@clothilde1623

12 күн бұрын

Trump doesn’t get it, but Einstein sure did - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. Way to go Donnie! 😂

Never ever go head to head with a comedian. You will look like a fool, no matter how much you disagree with the comedy he/she puts on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 unless you want to be laughed at by everyone. This is gold ! I'm going to be laughing all day !

@keithgriffiths9864

12 күн бұрын

I saw a guy once pick an argument with a ventriloquist dummy. The dummy was the one guy I'd ever seen him not be able to intimidate. It was hilarious.

@markclipsham9199

12 күн бұрын

Or a savvy, intelligent, super star with integrity.

@illmakeufamous6776

12 күн бұрын

Who's the comedian? 😁

@lizardog

12 күн бұрын

@@illmakeufamous6776 Go home. You're drunk.

@illmakeufamous6776

12 күн бұрын

@@lizardog And you're mad. Good 😆

I never get enough of listening to you rip Trump to shreds. I just love it.

@kathleen0303

6 күн бұрын

You will be singing another tune if Washington interferes with his attempt to save America.

Trump clearly did not watch the 96th Oscars nor has he watched any of the Oscars for decades, as "And the winner is..." was replaced by "And the Oscar goes to..." at the 61st Oscar broadcast in 1989. Did Trump get anything right in his "truth"?

@patriciatinkey2677

10 күн бұрын

😊😊😊

"Say hello to my little friend" is what he said to Stormy Daniels🤣😂🤣 (imagine him imitating Al Pacino ) 🤣🤣🤣

@tracywilliamson7729

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂 that's too funny

@davidmckendry7684

12 күн бұрын

Best retort ever😂😂😂😂😂😂

@elchappy2809

12 күн бұрын

Had axserious laugh with thus one!!! 😂😂😂 Love ya Jimmy!!!😂😂😂

@Collageartist69

12 күн бұрын

Priceless!

"Isn't it past your jail time?" = Best line EVER!!

Don’t stop Jimmy! ❤

That line, “Isn’t it past your jail time?” will go down in history!

Damn! No wonder Trump hates him! His quick wit and spot on sarcasm is always sharpley accurate!

1:47 I can't believe what a thin skin he has, and how much he obsesses over being ridiculed. It must have really tore him up inside for him to write that childish rant. No wonder he falls asleep in court, stays awake at night with his head full of Jimmy Kimmel's taunts. Has Kimmel Derangement Syndrome.

@pjimmbojimmbo1990

13 күн бұрын

Thin Skin, but a very Thick Skull

@BrayOfTheDonkey

13 күн бұрын

It's been mentioned that Don has an aide who goes through social media posts that praise him and she shows them to him. Talk about narcissistic self esteem issues hey!

@outerrealm

13 күн бұрын

Mission accomplished!

@tonycotto7106

13 күн бұрын

Someone said that it must have eaten him up more than other jokes because it was specifically delivered to and laughed at by the Hollywood crowd... trump still sees himself as a celebrity, so being ridiculed by those people is probably more personal to him.

@HelynnHeels

13 күн бұрын

@@BrayOfTheDonkey It was known that, when he was in the WH, he had aides bring him all those "positive" articles and pictures that made him look strong. He's been doing that for a good while now.

"Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down the best line of the 2024 Oscars.

This monologue was one of Jimmy's best🎉

Every day for over 8 years now dump gives any reasonable mind all the reason they need to never even consider voting for him yet they persist. This country is a scary place to live for intelligent people.

@nipponsuxs

12 күн бұрын

Ive always said, America is a land of many very smart people, but its has an equal share of people that are DAF

@KarlaKloppstock

12 күн бұрын

Tbf, this is true for any country in the world.

@aubrey1633

12 күн бұрын

Yes it's terrifying. Even if he loses, we still might leave. If it's close, we don't feel comfortable living here.

@kmi187

12 күн бұрын

Not for intelligent people, for people with big ego's, those are the ones that are probably scared.

@JC-tp5lz

12 күн бұрын

@@kmi187 No, wrong. "Big egos" isn't what makes people afraid to live in America! It's the fear of all the damage Trump will CONTINUE to do to this country that makes us scared! It should make YOU scared too.! He's threatening to turn our democracy into a tyrannical ruthless dictatorship and he will stop at nothing to make that happen!

7:42 there is no one creepier than Stephen “Nosferatu” Miller.

@qredqs

13 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@jefolson6989

13 күн бұрын

Didn't think it possible, but Stephen Miller has gotten EVEN WIERDER! Next stop : a facility for the criminally insane.

@lynelizabeth-kl9dp

12 күн бұрын

Talking about DT's style??? His suits look like they've been badly tailored from second hand parachutes. Where does he find them?

@retriever19golden55

12 күн бұрын

Jared gives him a run for the title, he's just younger.

@raenoway

12 күн бұрын

Miller looks like the kind of monster them Winchester boys would be after (Supernatural reference).

God bless you always Jimmy 🙏🏻 💛 thank you for standing up for us we the people! 💪🏻

Trump can’t distinguish between Pelosi and Haley, Jeb and W, and doesn’t recall that we already won WWII... How could we expect him to identify Kimmel vs Pacino?!

The performance of Chris Stapleton was amazing!

@DylanHartwick32

13 күн бұрын

Ngl but I honestly didn't know who he was but he is very talented. Singing about John Stamos lmao 😂

@beenaplumber8379

13 күн бұрын

I'm too old to be familiar with new music, but now I've seen him on a couple of shows, and I'm impressed. I'm a difficult fan - I love southern rock but seriously dislike country. Yeah. Chris Stapleton certainly has my attention. He just seems authentic, and I think young people today appreciate authenticity in artists. You can't ad-lib like that by faking an inherent musical talent. He's the real deal, and he's got a good sense of humor. 🙂 I'm easily old enough to be his dad, and I'd be a proud papa if I were.

@carlohenley4044

13 күн бұрын

More people should be talking about that than Trumplethinskin!

@apollocontestants7384

13 күн бұрын

Agreed. I never heard him before. Now I’m a fan. Great voice

@syndillucian

13 күн бұрын

It takes mad skill to do something like that, my hat is off to the gentleman for sure.

I think he's angry about Jimmy bringing out the chalkboard with his Gettysburg Address written word for word showing us what the MAGAs think is normal.🤔

@Neti.j

13 күн бұрын

That’s right!!! Totally forgot about that!! Too funny!!

@careymathews5981

13 күн бұрын

That was hilarious 😂

@stevewise1656

13 күн бұрын

Absolutely! That's what got em!

@jonjensen2524

13 күн бұрын

Clearly Trump knew nothing about how the battle at Gettysburg fits into the whole Civil War, and was just rambling. Jimmy nailed it when he said Trump was rambling just like a child who forgot he had an oral report due today at school on the battle of Gettysburg.

@deveey

13 күн бұрын

Biden 2024😂😂

Oh, Trump is DEFINITELY angry about Gettysburg !!! That was GOLD!!!!! 😆😆😆 I pray Trump doesn't win in November because I'd be so worried about Jimmy.

I can hear all the inmates at rikers singing... HERE COME OL FLAT TOP HE COME GROOVIN UP SLOWLY ...

@SchoolforHackers

12 күн бұрын

He got toe jam footballs…

So I bought the shirt! "Isn't it past your jail time ?" Best line ever❣️ I LOVE IT!!!

@user-wb6xs6jv9l

11 күн бұрын

Where can I get it 😂

The level of burn in this monologue is unprecedented in television history 😂😂😂😂

@mastabla3ta684

12 күн бұрын

Why is everything unheard of you Americans???? I think you atleast under 25

@JeffreyGillespie

12 күн бұрын

@@mastabla3ta684 where do you live?

@JW30000

12 күн бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight. What an embarrassment to the country. Do better.

@monsterpig3270

12 күн бұрын

@@JW30000 Ok QClown.

@catpaladin1

12 күн бұрын

@@JW30000this is what a victim looks like ? Try again 😂

Jimmy we all love you here in Canada, keep up your awesome shows, we look forward to your shows❤❤❤❤❤❤

“Ranta Claus” 😂 Please tell me someone at the show is keeping track of all the Trump nicknames. I would love to watch a super cut of these one day.

throughout trumps presidency full of stress and chaos, I. found myself starting every day watching Jimmys monologue to relieve the stress of trump and laugh. It became my morning ritual and I am always so bummed when he takes days off because there is no better way to start my day then to watch Jimmy skewer trump. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel!

@Birdyblue12

12 күн бұрын

If you’re into it, Randy rainbow is funny

@joeyxc4

12 күн бұрын

Me 2

"He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden." Yep, that's the line where I lost it!!

@rozelynjenkins1811

12 күн бұрын

Same😂😂😂😂

@gussiehenderson4835

12 күн бұрын

😂 never mess with a comedian

@catrobinson5764

12 күн бұрын

So did I.

@OttoBoy

12 күн бұрын

This line ruined mushrooms for me… 🤢🤣

@renewenn463

12 күн бұрын

Best line ever !!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

One of the greatest moments in TV history.

ISN’T IS PAST YOUR JAIL TIME! Best line ever!

5:27 That line by Kimmel deserved a standing ovation from the entire studio audience, not just a few.

@DGNYY27

12 күн бұрын

I felt that way about the Ivanka joke

He's yelling about election interference but spends his day out of court tweeting about something that happened A MONTH AGO.😂😂😂 Jimmy burned his azz again tonight in epic fashion!

LMAO... It sounds like he's watching the video over and over again...LOL

Holy crap - GENIUS! The song about John Stamos! That is BRILLIANT!!!

Gotta be so cool being Jimmy Kimmel when reading his monologue about tRump, reaching millions and millions of people. Giving them a great laugh. 😂

@MarcKloos

13 күн бұрын

19.5 million to be exact 😁

@MyboogerwontSurrender

13 күн бұрын

You are correct! 😊

@dappppppppt

13 күн бұрын

International great laugh 😂 this has been hilarious

@Wayne10219

13 күн бұрын

Doesn’t appear to be reading, great presentation… extremely enjoyable!

@handmadehearts

13 күн бұрын

*Hair Furor* seethes, daily, watching Jimmy. His TS account has 7 million subscribers and here Jimmy has nearly 20 million. Jimmy has reach. Jimmy has clout. Jimmy reaches Sleepy Donnie daily and clouts him. 🍿

Jimmy Kimmel is living rent-free in Trumps head 😂😂

@Maya_Pinion

12 күн бұрын

Weren't you K farmer at one time? 😮✌️

CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY, you're now a top-5 hero in my book for pissing-off Fuhrer Trump; so much so that he's still seething about your "perfect" Oscar take-down. And man, you have killed it with your monologue tonight. Chris Stapleton so terrific!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. xoxo

So much joy from this

Honestly, I am not sure how to handle the political news these days without you Jimmy. I am sincerely grateful for your humor and your unique way of putting the former T-ranical President and his followers in their place. Please, please don’t retire until we don’t have to deal with him without you. Thank you, your audience ❤

@bjs20

12 күн бұрын

Jimmy is the antidote for Trump’s venom.

@JW30000

12 күн бұрын

It’s a late night show that he turned into a paid political sponsorship riding the trump viewer train with low effort. Can’t think of any previous hosts that he was better than. Also Biden has no real chance at winning the election this year, he couldn’t even train a dog. Rfk 2024

I'm feeling so sad and depressed then I saw this. I'm still crying but relieved there's Jimmy Kimmels in this world.

@alanai1981

12 күн бұрын

I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON. YOU WONT ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY. ❤❤❤😢

I could'nt possibly read all this interesting stuff. Do whats right, All of you wonderful people

This is pure gold. 👏👏👏

This is the kind of monologue that wins Emmys. 😂

Took Trump 3 hours to write that

@annieclaire2348

13 күн бұрын

At least! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@wildouter

13 күн бұрын

biden cant even read lmao he cant even walk off stage correct

@AncientActivist

13 күн бұрын

Trump had trouble with the word "truth"

@bookgirlny8511

13 күн бұрын

That’s actually funny 👍

@laura749

13 күн бұрын

So that means some more courtroom nap time 😴😴

This is the best night time show along with Stephen Colbert. These two guys are unbelievable. I never miss a show and the world can see why Trump is so intimidated and press and run in fear and shits on his self when it comes to these two young man and having John Come on it’s surprise that man that have such a beautiful voice and you make it a difference in this world. Thank you.

Thank you Jimmy! Keep us laughing through some unprecedented times.

Steven Miller looks like Lex Luthor but with a 25 IQ

@sherryelle225

13 күн бұрын

I love ur comment. It’s so accurate.

@jochem1986

13 күн бұрын

He looks like a screaming match stick

@sanjivat

13 күн бұрын

Josef Goebbel

@BGM16

13 күн бұрын

Miller is repulsive to the max. 😖

@HowardDaniels-uw8tj

13 күн бұрын

He's a freak of nature

Steven Miller reminds me of Nosferatu.

@user-yo3vt7ft1p

13 күн бұрын

Right on! Good cultural reference.

@wintertrooper7918

13 күн бұрын

Wanna see something funny? Go look at vampire the masquerade nosferatu clan and then look up a picture of Rudy Guiliani

@edinburghredneck

13 күн бұрын

That’s an insult to Nosferatu…and all the creatures of the night!

@elisaa9981

12 күн бұрын

Spot on!

@kittehgo

12 күн бұрын

That is just an insult to vampires everywhere

I love you Jimmy, you hit the spots other people can't reach 😂😂😂😂😂🍻😎👍

Oh Jimmy you are just too mean to Trump…please don’t stop, it makes me laugh way too much.💙

@JC-tp5lz

13 күн бұрын

I know! I laugh so hard my tummy hurts! 🤣

@xy6845

12 күн бұрын

I say he's not mean enough lol.

I love the open war between Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump!😂😂😂 And Jimmy loves it to!!!😅😅😅😅😅😊

@kiki19822

12 күн бұрын

In a battle of wits, it's brave of trump to fight unarmed.😂😂😂

That melody is in my head now. I’ll be singling that melody forever.

Don't feel bad Jimmy. You were legendary in "...And Justice for All."

Jimmy knocked it outta the park today/tonight ! AND...it was all 100% TRUE !

Jimmy you are the best You took that to a whole other level Trump is crying right now and not from laughter like me 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you Jimmy! Trump is in fact a joke and I have not laughed this hard in a very, very, VERY long time!!!! Sir, again I thank and applaud you!

tds HAHAHAHA, when will trump realise HE is the only person suffering from that fake diagnosis 😂😂😂😂

Chris Stapleton sang that song like it was one of his long-time fan favorites. Great job !

@xanderprangler8621

12 күн бұрын

Yeaaaah dude that was amazingly funny 😂

@kitcobain444

12 күн бұрын

😂He was a great sport to sing those lines!😂

@peggywoods4327

12 күн бұрын

*THAT* was nothing short of EPIC!!!!!