Judge Allows Trump to Attend His Son's High School Graduation
Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, April 30, then delivers a completely incoherent rant about why vests are pointless.
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@JJLom777
20 күн бұрын
Good for you! Thank you. Even the ocean is really just made of many, many drops of water. Point is: each "drop" counts.👍👍😊
@audreywellham2413
20 күн бұрын
Thank you! 🙏🏻🇺🇸⚖️💙🗽🩺
@Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
20 күн бұрын
Thank you for your work!
@albear972
20 күн бұрын
As the right 0wing trash like to say, Thank you for your service! But this time I really mean it.
@StephanieAly
20 күн бұрын
Presidential wins are notched in the thousands, not millions - you're making a real difference. Thank you!
I love that the judge gave him leave to go because now he's forced to actually go and sit through it, even though he never would have gone without the court case 😂
@dianenewton3953
20 күн бұрын
LOL. So true
@aWOKEn1445
20 күн бұрын
Good point!
@Washougalite1
20 күн бұрын
It'll be the 1st one 😂
@sherinameless1618
20 күн бұрын
Remember when Trump was whining about how the judge in another one of his numerous trials wouldn't let him attend the funeral of Melania's mother? I am assuming that he did attend the funeral, but does anyone know for sure?
@LillikoiSeed
20 күн бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Seeing a cape-clad Wally appearing to fly through the air like a beautiful half-man, half-god, made my bad day better.
@chenzen1578
20 күн бұрын
This whole vets-cape-thingy was pointless nonsense and absoluetly hilarious! Made my day better too!
@elizabethlarson9655
20 күн бұрын
@@chenzen1578 I'm becoming a total fan of the pointless nonsense. :)
@antrimlariot2386
20 күн бұрын
That's the only bit that was worth it to endure the whole thing.
@DrErkanyildirim183
19 күн бұрын
Hello pretty lady, How are you doing and the weather condition like?
@amyjackson8725
15 күн бұрын
But does he get paid, since technically we did not hear him speak?
Seth's relationship with his crew remains a brilliant facet of this show that is simply unmatched by any other.
@freya8133
20 күн бұрын
Not really. The monologues usually aren't very funny, and the voice over sketch was kind of meh.
@uosdwisrdewoh418
20 күн бұрын
@@freya8133No one was talking to you.
@someguy1865
20 күн бұрын
@@freya8133yet here we are again watching
@clareshaughnessy2745
20 күн бұрын
@@freya8133why are you watching?
Lmao! Now Trump HAS to go to Barron's graduation.
@nartouzumaki8232
20 күн бұрын
Lol
@hallucinati
20 күн бұрын
😅😅
@superbmediacontentcreator
20 күн бұрын
That's about what I was thinking.
@stefanhoimes
20 күн бұрын
That poor child and his classmates.
@tomgeorge9025
20 күн бұрын
Barron: Why did the judge rule against me ? Knowing I hate my father. 😢😢😢
Ten bucks says Trump's chronic and aggressive narcissism forces an impromptu unhinged rally-rant at Baron's graduation.
@dewardroy6531
20 күн бұрын
Two “r”s. The kid ain’t done anything to you, jub jub.
@seanbohan9491
20 күн бұрын
@@dewardroy6531 Huh? What does what I wrote have to do with Baron, other than it's his graduation?
@stephiebella
20 күн бұрын
I feel bad for all the kids and families that just want a graduation
@RobertMadden
20 күн бұрын
@@seanbohan9491nothing. Consider the source.
@RobertMadden
20 күн бұрын
Of course he’ll make it all about him.
I did not know that I needed to see Wally in a cape flying like Superman… But it made my night❤
Remember, "Sleeve him alone!" was a jackal joke from Corrections. This feature has to continue now, or Seth and his writers will have no one to crib from.
@JonReevesLA
20 күн бұрын
Here I thought it meant Lutz wrote this bit.
@SephinAlexander
20 күн бұрын
such a proud moment for the jackal community
@schattentaenzerin
20 күн бұрын
Why did I have to scroll so far down for someone to acknowledge the craziness I just witnessed? I was starting to think I hallucinated that whole vest and cape rant 😂 Also: A++ jackal joke!
@sherinameless1618
20 күн бұрын
@@schattentaenzerin They just uploaded the sketch by itself; if you go to the comments there, they will be all about this fever dream.
@schattentaenzerin
20 күн бұрын
@@sherinameless1618 Thank you. I had never seen this (apparently reoccurring) bit before and was so delightfully confused by all of it. And then to have the first 50 comments not acknowledge it at all, made me feel like I've hallucinated the whole thing 😂
Bringing the count of graduations attended for his children to....one. What a dad.
@Mondfischli
20 күн бұрын
... pretty sure Melania is thrilled about it 😂
@jeanthomson4557
20 күн бұрын
He probably won't even go.
@apneAtwo
20 күн бұрын
To be fair,we can't be certain any of the others graduated h.s.
@christopherweise438
20 күн бұрын
Just because he was allowed to go does not mean he actually will.
@five-toedslothbear4051
20 күн бұрын
Imagine feeling proud that your dad showed up for your graduation until you realize that it was just a way to get out of court for a day.
"Oh gee, thanks a bunch!" - Barron Trump.
Trump had NO intention of going to his son’s high school graduation 😂.
@Autotrope
20 күн бұрын
The best part is, now he kinda has to.
@furonwarrior
20 күн бұрын
Yeah, for who’s its name.
@amarbyrd2520
20 күн бұрын
@@AutotropeWorst part for Barron, because we know Donald is goings to try his best to make it all about himself instead
@woodwage7988
20 күн бұрын
@@amarbyrd2520And it's not like his little buddies don't know why daddy's on trail 😢...
@MariaVosa
20 күн бұрын
He was clearly hoping the judge wouldn't give him leave, so he'd have an excuse.
Her mentioning killing the puppy wasn't a mistake, or a miscalculation it was part of her resume.
@Ffinity
20 күн бұрын
Well, the puppy growled and she is legally entitled to "stand her ground"!
@oceanoflotion8630
20 күн бұрын
I think it was self defense. Who would want to get texts from Trump asking if his member looked like a mushroom?
@catherinelewis1951
20 күн бұрын
Her entitlement must be off the charts; to feel like she can put that in a book!
*Trump:* Damn, now I'll have to go to that graduation for what's his name....?
@tinay9491
20 күн бұрын
and make all about himself, not the son.
@JustinKase1969
20 күн бұрын
Prince, Duke, Lord, Count, Earl, Marquess Mark?
@lenkacfk7155
20 күн бұрын
Maybe he'll doze off and fart himself awake again...
@notme2day
20 күн бұрын
Bet both Baron & Melania are hopping he doesn't attend.
@KrakenIsland64
20 күн бұрын
@@JustinKase1969I read that in Trumps voice and his rambling incoherent thought process just took over. "Marquees Mark, sounds a lot like Marky Mark! Big man, strong man but when he started talking to the stuffed animal he came to me, tears in his eyes and said Mr. Trump a stuffed animal named Ted is talking to me. Ted Cruz, what a despicable guy, completely open border and he's busy vacationing in Cancun. Cancun the murder capitol of South America folks, they're sending caravans of the biggest strongest dudes you've ever seen. Bad dudes. Bad boys even. Will Smith was a Bay Boy - did you see that Oscar's performance he had, what a disgrace the Oscar's have become as the woke mob has taken over." Halp it won't stop.
The Marty McFly, Kimmel, the whole entire ending was THE BEST part!🤣🤣💜
@pretty7545
20 күн бұрын
Frankly the show would be better if Seth didn't talk at all. Sign my petition
@S.Shea2432
20 күн бұрын
@@pretty7545, Go Troll somewhere else TROLL!! 🙄🥱😴
@jb888888888
20 күн бұрын
Doc and Marty showed up on Kimmel's show on October 21 2015.
@Yahodie42
20 күн бұрын
Agreed!🤣
@S.Shea2432
20 күн бұрын
@@jb888888888, Yes!! & & That's by far one of my favorite Kimmel episodes EVER!! 💜
The judge called his bluff, now Trump has to show up or else people will ask him "Why did you make a big deal if you didn't want to go?".
@stephaniehenry5617
20 күн бұрын
They not even questioning him complaining about how he need to be on a campaign trail instead of being in court his butt was off Sunday Monday Wednesday all those days he was on the golf course. So I wouldn't even doubt if he don't show up to Barron's graduation
@saddesklunch2544
19 күн бұрын
You see, that implies that Trump has any sense of shame. As the last 8 years have shown, he clearly does not
@ServiteJack
16 күн бұрын
@@saddesklunch2544 He’ll turn it into “dictatorship. Sounds good ya? Yes??” Ruining everything and maybe she’ll grow n decide money or appearance there of.. isn’t THAT important after all And that SMELL! Yup that’s true! One wiff away from fu divorce. NOT WORTH IT! Never know!
This whole segment had me laughing, especially Wally's cape with the wind! And that Seth was mouthing the words as the announcer read the rolling dialog. I missed you and the crew these past 2 weeks. :)
@ellicel
20 күн бұрын
There is a whole Playlist of past At This Point In The Broadcast segments that you might want to check out. It's pretty far down the in the channel's Playlist tab but worth it if you enjoy how random and unhinged this segment tends to get 😂
@beastrule
20 күн бұрын
I didn’t laugh once
Kristie Nome should be held accountable NOW for killing an innocent animal!! 💯
@JustinKase1969
20 күн бұрын
... and she is part of the Pro-life crowd.
@JJLom777
20 күн бұрын
Thank you!
@S.Shea2432
20 күн бұрын
@@JJLom777, You’re welcome, & Thank you for having a decent, caring heart UNLIKE Nome!! 👏🏼👏🏼💜
@floridafan6931
20 күн бұрын
I know making jokes is supposed to be funny, but I don’t find what she did funny at all. Wish everyone would stop making light of it.
@brientaylorcohen
20 күн бұрын
If Michael Vick can go to prison, so can Gnome
What in the world did poor Barron do to offend the judge so much?
@JJLom777
20 күн бұрын
😅
@dewardroy6531
20 күн бұрын
The OT says that the sins of the father shall be upon their children unto the third generation.
@BD-zn7nr
20 күн бұрын
😅🤣
@nartouzumaki8232
20 күн бұрын
Hehe yeah that will teach him a Lesson
@typicalhguy9290
20 күн бұрын
And we have our winner. 😆😆😆
Seth is not only making fun of the obscure rebroadcasts of the Martin Laurence monologue from SNL, cut mid-air due to lewd commentary on aspects of feminine hygeine; an episode (that just this past February turned THIRTY YEARS OLD), it's also not the first time that he's done this. For the 20 or so viewers that get this: we thank you, Seth.
@JanaeSmith
19 күн бұрын
Incorporating Tom and Wally was inspired
@tinyrogerts6449
18 күн бұрын
Also somewhat reminiscent of a Jack Handey bit.
An ole yeller! Classic 😂😂. Thank you Sir.❤
He'll say, "Congrats Barton!"
@electricurinal
20 күн бұрын
We call him "Phantom" around here.
@gamepapa1211
20 күн бұрын
Or "I love you, Boron."
@catherinelewis1951
20 күн бұрын
lmao
@stinew358
19 күн бұрын
Borton
@jimr513666
19 күн бұрын
Bartholomew
I suspect the -knitters- _crocheters_ are gonna go after Seth again for this one.
Remember every time he pays for a gag order. 150 Trump Bibles must be sold, Amen.
@suzukibeane1220
20 күн бұрын
dannysart3990......OR 900 maggots send $10 each to cover his "gag" fine.
@TracyAdams-ry2fc
20 күн бұрын
Or gold spray painted shoes!😂
@Aoki85
20 күн бұрын
The sad part is that it would only take 17 of his joke bibles to cover the cost of one of his gag order violations.
@eldany3070
19 күн бұрын
😂... what a godly man 🙌... hahaha... the funny BUT SCARY part about it is these people aren't kidding.
@screechingwind114
19 күн бұрын
They are probably stacked in the little boys room like the " Important" documents he Stole and was using as T.P. and had trouble flushing.
"he drew the line at telling Trump the name of the high school" tfw rump really wouldn't know that
8:33 Sleeve ‘im alone! (IYKYK)
Old Yeller made me spit out my coffee. 😂
@colleen3576
20 күн бұрын
That was soo good! 😂💀
@mikes2082
20 күн бұрын
Old yeller, that's gold Seth, pure gold!!
@MusicfromMarrs
20 күн бұрын
That’s got to be the best possible joke on this story; Seth should just… Let sleeping dogs lie.
Amber Says What will always be my favorite but this "At This Point In The Broadcast" segments are a close second for me! I never thought Ben looked anything like Marty McFly and now I'll never be able to unsee it 😂 Ben is so adorable 😊
@beastrule
20 күн бұрын
Amber is boring
you just know he'll be at a campaign event that day and blame the judge for making him choose 'work over family'
@ellicel
20 күн бұрын
Or forced to golf...because of the stress the judge has him under.
@Chiscringle
20 күн бұрын
Leading to another contempt hearing most likely since he'll have lied to the court.
6:40 Apparently, Wally’s acting career has taken a turn towards the adult film sector. Love the ‘stache!
@dangerfly
20 күн бұрын
Next he'll be cavorting with Trump...
@crazywayne7051
20 күн бұрын
Wally's coming out of the closet with his wardrobe
@betsiecleworth5853
20 күн бұрын
Seriously right it makes him look 20 years younger
Can’t have her standing next to an “Old Yeller” - or a - “Golden Deceiver”!
Honestly, I’m here for capes. They are legitimately underutilized this day and age. Wally, sign me up for 10! 😂
Shut-up and take my money! I need one of those crazy capes! XD
Now Trump HAS to go to his son Barron’s graduation. It’ll be the first time that Donald attends the graduation of any of his children. (He didn’t even go to his Ivanka’s graduation, and she is his clear and only favorite!)
@notsure1969
20 күн бұрын
That's only because she turned down his advances.
Trump's not going to that graduation. Ain't no way Melania wants him there.
@ellicel
20 күн бұрын
He'll just make it all about himself and steal that kid's spotlight.
@louiebee6745
20 күн бұрын
Matt Gaetz volunteered to go in his place.
@clareshaughnessy2745
20 күн бұрын
@@louiebee6745I think he was going anyway
@stephenbuckley9940
20 күн бұрын
@@louiebee6745The women graduating with Barron are too old for Gaetz.
@vapx0075
20 күн бұрын
@@louiebee6745gross
I love these "Seth's censored rants" bit. It made the show felt more approachable. Like a KZread show that was started by a neighbor's kid that accidentally became big. It's great!
@ellicel
20 күн бұрын
So true! I love how they usually feature crew members. They must have such a great time rehearsing for these bits!
@beastrule
20 күн бұрын
The narrator is so unfunny
IT WILL BE HIS FIRST TIME TO ATTEND HIS CHILD'S GRAD
@erikagray9883
20 күн бұрын
And he is ONLY going bc he thought he wasn't gonna be allowed. Everything is a spectacle.😊
@Not_Vladimir_Putin
20 күн бұрын
Trump is probably sooo pissed that he has to go now.
@madgreek253
20 күн бұрын
$20 says he doesn't make it
@deborahbarnes6741
20 күн бұрын
If he even really goes & doesn't come up with a last-minute excuse.
@sherinameless1618
20 күн бұрын
After the ceremony, Trump can reminisce with Barron about what he was doing 18 years ago, and with what adult film star.
Old Yeller joke, adopt a shelter pet joke, Amazon cat joke, birds eating bread-hat joke; looks like we're in for an Animal Flubs extravaganza! (The flubs would be the jokes themselves.)
@Symphing12
20 күн бұрын
I mean, I can't think of any corrections to make on those jokes. So why would they be in Animal Flubs?
@sherinameless1618
20 күн бұрын
@@Symphing12 "The flubs would be the jokes themselves," in that they weren't that good, which was itself a joke that wasn't that good. This has been "Inception: Animal Flubs Edition."
@Symphing12
20 күн бұрын
@@sherinameless1618 animal flubs, animal flubs, it's time to take a look at some animal flubs…
@nirmalakankaria5561
20 күн бұрын
Well, there's been no new episode of corrections 🤷
@sherinameless1618
20 күн бұрын
@@nirmalakankaria5561 Since Seth was gone for 2 weeks, the soonest we could see a new Corrections would be late night Thursday. See you then!
Those zebras escaped near where I grew up! I think an important part of that story is that four zebras escaped. Only three were captured. It's possible that one of my old neighbors has a new exotic pet 🦓
@lb5368
20 күн бұрын
😮
@Cog_Nomen
20 күн бұрын
*That's* why the rodeo clown's parents still aren't proud 🥺
@LittleBlueOwl318
19 күн бұрын
@@Cog_Nomen Rodeo clowns don't deserve shade!
@Cog_Nomen
19 күн бұрын
@@LittleBlueOwl318 No shade! I'd say they've all earned their stripes ;) Comparing it to a normal day on the job as a rodeo clown makes even catching rogue zebras seem somehow tame!
😂😂😂😂thank you to all the staff writers and Seth😂😂😂
Now he has to show up to the graduation or look bad 😅
@dewardroy6531
20 күн бұрын
Too late! Already looks (and is) pathetic!
@jodyfulford8215
20 күн бұрын
He'll look bad whether he shows up or not.
@freya8133
20 күн бұрын
He doesn't care about looking bad.
@stephenbuckley9940
20 күн бұрын
If he doesn't go, he'll say he didn't want to distract from what would've been the most awesomely beautiful graduation if he did go.
I wish a judge would allow him to go to jail 😮
@jamieflener5410
20 күн бұрын
❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
@antrimlariot2386
20 күн бұрын
Trump believes that if he is incarcerated for one night he will be the new Nelson Mandela and won't stop talking about it. This will be his misstep before the election and completely look like a fool.
The sheer commitment to that bit. lol
@beastrule
20 күн бұрын
So unfunny
not Jim being the only one lip-syncing his lines by just moving his jaw up & down like a muppet 😭
What’s up early crew?
@1st2nd2
20 күн бұрын
We're jackals. Early jackals, perhaps, still jackals.
@Weird_people666
20 күн бұрын
Hey!🎉
@AngryAuditor
20 күн бұрын
Postponing slep
@MPM6785ChitChat
20 күн бұрын
Yep 2 am here
@sarahsamaniego4528
20 күн бұрын
❤🎉
... But He Plays Golf Instead. Film at 11.
@KoraPaige1177
20 күн бұрын
Waiting for the video 😅
Barron must be so happy that Judge Merchan is allowing his Daddy to attend his HS graduation.
@glnnchrstphr9717
19 күн бұрын
I love sarcasm.
@dee_dee_place
19 күн бұрын
@@glnnchrstphr9717 I wrote a longer comment but KZread censored & deleted it. I'm glad you appreciated the shorter version.
@glnnchrstphr9717
19 күн бұрын
@@dee_dee_place Sometimes, little needs to be said to get the point across.
One of my favorite things to hear while watching Seth Myers is “at this point in the broadcast.” Love it.
You just know that somewhere Michael Vicks, is saying thank you Kristy
Barron was Praying his so called father would not be permitted to embarass him at his grad.
@JJLom777
20 күн бұрын
Probably by making it about him.
@erikaswanson7072
20 күн бұрын
He'll just have to use the bone spurs as an excuse again...
@sweetiebird544
20 күн бұрын
Praying on daddy's bible?🤣
@stephenbuckley9940
20 күн бұрын
Like Trump would care if Barron felt embarrassed. Did he ever care if Barrons' mother felt embarrassed?
@antrimlariot2386
20 күн бұрын
After Trump's team consider it now - let alone what Barron or Melanoma think - what's the odds one of them falls sick that day? I feel a bone spur coming on.
The judge calling his bluff is priceless!
Bane wears a vest, but now I suppose Bird Bane doesn’t because Bird Bane’s different.
@str8Ball1n
20 күн бұрын
Perhaps Bird Bane wears a cape instead? I imagine some of the cape's features, such as wind resistance, Gore-Tex underlining, and sex appeal, would make it a better sartorial option than a vest.
6:15 WE NEED THAT CAPE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet Barron is disappointed, trump is just going to turn it into a fund raising event for himself
@tlouiseallen9302
20 күн бұрын
That’s what I was thinking 😏
"If you wanna gamble at Chuck E Cheese, eat the pizza!" 😂😂😂
Jackals!!!
for Corrections: Taylor Swift shouted out the Jackals in The Albatross on her new album: Wise men once read fake news And they believed it Jackals raised their hackles You couldn't conceive it You were sleeping soundly When they dragged you from your bed And I tried to warn you about them We made it
Trump hasn’t gone to any of his other kids graduations. Now he’ll be forced to go to this one LOL
@annemettefrederiksen7751
20 күн бұрын
And this kid didnt even do anything to deserve this unlike the other 2 douches
@eiennonakama
20 күн бұрын
Actually he has.
I love how the "Seth goes on an incoherent rant" segment is just getting longer and more unhinged every time they do it xD some of that Corrections energy is definitely bleeding through to the main show lol
@gmun2248
19 күн бұрын
I hope there's still enough for actual Corrections!
Did Wally get paid for this? Because it’s lines, but also not lines 🤔
@OriginalPiMan
20 күн бұрын
I was wondering the same. It's like the opposite of when he has unscripted lines.
@sherinameless1618
20 күн бұрын
Seth probably lets him keep the cape as compensation.
I bet Baron was hoping he couldn't make it and suck all the oxygen out of his event.
@timothyball3144
20 күн бұрын
I'm sure that he will start campaigning while there.
@DeeLite220
20 күн бұрын
Let’s see if he shows up lol
@JustinKase1969
20 күн бұрын
Hope they turn up the AC at the graduation ;)
The Ol' Yeller joke was *chef's kiss* 😂
Correction: When there's subtitles, you don't have to pay security guard Jim. All Jim is trying to do is get that sweet sweet Wally money Edit: and you also don't have to pay for the writers when it's subtitled. So how the hell are they going to afford tank tops?
Lord knows he didn't really want to go. He didn't go to his other childrens graduations. Now he's been painted into a corner.
@JJLom777
20 күн бұрын
Orange paint?
“...and now, Ladies and Gentlemen... Conway Twitty.” I feel like, “The Shark”, just jumped Me.
@AdamHennebeck
20 күн бұрын
What? When was that said?
@kennethsteinfield6104
20 күн бұрын
@@AdamHennebeckIt’s a “Family Guy” recurring joke.
Hey! "Old Yeller" is one of my nicknames for the Hamberdler. The other, of course, being "the Hamberdler".
Ha ha, now the malodorous fart monster will *_have_* to go to Barron's graduation. I bet he didn't plan on that happening
Thank you Seth, you always end my day with a laugh.
"After all, they can't have [Kristi Noem] standing next to an Old Yeller." Good one!
This episode went more off the rails than covid era episodes 🤣
@beastrule
20 күн бұрын
So unfunny
“At this point in the broadcast…” is one of my favorites. Also tell Marty McFlyy that the real money is with John Oliver and his business daddy.
@paulyricca3881
20 күн бұрын
🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ?
So Trump no longer has that excuse to not attend the graduation of the kid named for his alias.
I love watching this segment go spiraling off the rails with each installment.
@heatherr4321
20 күн бұрын
He just keeps feeding us Jackals.
@beastrule
20 күн бұрын
I don’t
I love these. It was Seth's rant about people saying "I can't even" that made me start watching the show. I was at work, the tv was on across the lobby and by the end of it I was crying with laughter.
Old yeller😂 the vest thingy 😭
@paulyricca3881
20 күн бұрын
🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ??
Thank you for your podcasts! I Look forward to the lonely island podcast on Monday and family trips on Tuesday. I think Stephen Colbert should be more silly like you! Thank you for the laughs😂❤
You could have used 'pizza rat' too on the chuckie cheese joke😅
Thats real punishment, dumpy having to go to a family event not about him.
@paulyricca3881
20 күн бұрын
🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ??
Love your Family Trips podcast. You and your brother are generous and hilarious and your convos with the guests are fun.
Her book should be the #1 banned book!!
@JJLom777
20 күн бұрын
Hmm... Given the graphic nature of the violence written in it... It probably wouldn't be that hard to get it on that list. And, though that's funny, its also a little sad.
@MusicfromMarrs
20 күн бұрын
Nah. Let people read it and learn how horrible of a person Noem is.
I love hearing these jokes and trying to decide which writer wrote it.
@astrocoastalprocessor
20 күн бұрын
Sometimes I feel like there's random writers in there like Mulaney or Chapelle or Spade or that Lonely Island guy
Damn it said Barron.
“Old Yeller” is classic!
"3 zebras escaped on a Washington State highway" starring Kevin Hart, Lil Rel Howery and Usain Bolt
his other kids are wondering what makes barron so special ...
@JustinKase1969
20 күн бұрын
Easy, trump wasn't in a criminal trial during their graduations - sure, his companies probably were, but it wasn't anything he had to be at.
@swapshots4427
20 күн бұрын
A trial.
@S.Shea2432
20 күн бұрын
An excuse to get out of court!! 🤣🤣
@pixiebells
20 күн бұрын
Pretending he cares about him probably helps Melania not file for divorce (yet)....
Old Yeller! That is Priceless! Go Seth Go!!
I love the written narration. It is hilarious.
The Truly Funny Thing Is That Now Trump Has To Show Up For His Son’s Graduation 😂😂😂
*THATS NOT A CAPE* a cape comes down to the knees of below - THAT is a 'capelet' IM a bespoke tailor and I have 3 capes - they are AMAZING, especially for quickly throwing on to walk the dog in the rain. There is a reason they were the coat of choice for 10,000 years...!!!
Yay FINALLY! My favourite bit! 😂😂😂
Lol! "Old yeller" that's one for the Gen Xers
This week is Ben Schwartz... Sonic! Last week was Bowen. Both great episodes.
I , .. dont know how i feel after watching this episode. it felt like a fever dream xD
@beastrule
20 күн бұрын
An unfunny one
I live in Washington state and that totally checks. We keep the Zebras at Gonzaga.
This show goes off the rails in the best possible way.
A dog, a goat and 3 horses. 3 more days
Who's giving odds on whether he actually goes or not?
The Old Yeller joke was brilliant.
Damn, I love all of yall at Late Night! This was absolutely delightful. 🥰😁💖
Who does he think he is fooling? Trump's gonna be on the 6th green at Bedminster when Baron walks across that stage.
On the one hand I'm sad my comment/joke about Old Yeller has also been thought of by Seth's writers, meaning I won't get my Corrections Credit, on the other, it didn't land so I dodged a bullet there (unlike Noem's dog sadly), with that in mind... After close proximity to so many New Yorkers, many are concerned with his health being compromised, wanting him to pre-emptively take booster jabs, foremost amongst them Kristi Noem, who enthusiastically stated she's willing to give Trump the shot herself. I'll show myself out...