Judge Allows Trump to Attend His Son's High School Graduation

Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, April 30, then delivers a completely incoherent rant about why vests are pointless.
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  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum7520 күн бұрын

    I'm in Houston and I have spent the entire day canvassing neighborhoods and have gotten 67 people to register to vote as Democrats since last Monday. I know it's not much, and I know Trump's going to win Texas, but if we're going to lose democracy, at least I can say I did what I could to help save it. Vote blue if you cherish democracy!

  • @JJLom777

    @JJLom777

    20 күн бұрын

    Good for you! Thank you. Even the ocean is really just made of many, many drops of water. Point is: each "drop" counts.👍👍😊

  • @audreywellham2413

    @audreywellham2413

    20 күн бұрын

    Thank you! 🙏🏻🇺🇸⚖️💙🗽🩺

  • @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg

    @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg

    20 күн бұрын

    Thank you for your work!

  • @albear972

    @albear972

    20 күн бұрын

    As the right 0wing trash like to say, Thank you for your service! But this time I really mean it.

  • @StephanieAly

    @StephanieAly

    20 күн бұрын

    Presidential wins are notched in the thousands, not millions - you're making a real difference. Thank you!

  • @RyanEglitis
    @RyanEglitis20 күн бұрын

    I love that the judge gave him leave to go because now he's forced to actually go and sit through it, even though he never would have gone without the court case 😂

  • @dianenewton3953

    @dianenewton3953

    20 күн бұрын

    LOL. So true

  • @aWOKEn1445

    @aWOKEn1445

    20 күн бұрын

    Good point!

  • @Washougalite1

    @Washougalite1

    20 күн бұрын

    It'll be the 1st one 😂

  • @sherinameless1618

    @sherinameless1618

    20 күн бұрын

    Remember when Trump was whining about how the judge in another one of his numerous trials wouldn't let him attend the funeral of Melania's mother? I am assuming that he did attend the funeral, but does anyone know for sure?

  • @LillikoiSeed

    @LillikoiSeed

    20 күн бұрын

    That’s exactly what I was thinking.

  • @elizabethlarson9655
    @elizabethlarson965520 күн бұрын

    Seeing a cape-clad Wally appearing to fly through the air like a beautiful half-man, half-god, made my bad day better.

  • @chenzen1578

    @chenzen1578

    20 күн бұрын

    This whole vets-cape-thingy was pointless nonsense and absoluetly hilarious! Made my day better too!

  • @elizabethlarson9655

    @elizabethlarson9655

    20 күн бұрын

    @@chenzen1578 I'm becoming a total fan of the pointless nonsense. :)

  • @antrimlariot2386

    @antrimlariot2386

    20 күн бұрын

    That's the only bit that was worth it to endure the whole thing.

  • @DrErkanyildirim183

    @DrErkanyildirim183

    19 күн бұрын

    Hello pretty lady, How are you doing and the weather condition like?

  • @amyjackson8725

    @amyjackson8725

    15 күн бұрын

    But does he get paid, since technically we did not hear him speak?

  • @TheAntibozo
    @TheAntibozo20 күн бұрын

    Seth's relationship with his crew remains a brilliant facet of this show that is simply unmatched by any other.

  • @freya8133

    @freya8133

    20 күн бұрын

    Not really. The monologues usually aren't very funny, and the voice over sketch was kind of meh.

  • @uosdwisrdewoh418

    @uosdwisrdewoh418

    20 күн бұрын

    @@freya8133No one was talking to you.

  • @someguy1865

    @someguy1865

    20 күн бұрын

    ​@@freya8133yet here we are again watching

  • @clareshaughnessy2745

    @clareshaughnessy2745

    20 күн бұрын

    @@freya8133why are you watching?

  • @billwalsh388
    @billwalsh38820 күн бұрын

    Lmao! Now Trump HAS to go to Barron's graduation.

  • @nartouzumaki8232

    @nartouzumaki8232

    20 күн бұрын

    Lol

  • @hallucinati

    @hallucinati

    20 күн бұрын

    😅😅

  • @superbmediacontentcreator

    @superbmediacontentcreator

    20 күн бұрын

    That's about what I was thinking.

  • @stefanhoimes

    @stefanhoimes

    20 күн бұрын

    That poor child and his classmates.

  • @tomgeorge9025

    @tomgeorge9025

    20 күн бұрын

    Barron: Why did the judge rule against me ? Knowing I hate my father. 😢😢😢

  • @seanbohan9491
    @seanbohan949120 күн бұрын

    Ten bucks says Trump's chronic and aggressive narcissism forces an impromptu unhinged rally-rant at Baron's graduation.

  • @dewardroy6531

    @dewardroy6531

    20 күн бұрын

    Two “r”s. The kid ain’t done anything to you, jub jub.

  • @seanbohan9491

    @seanbohan9491

    20 күн бұрын

    @@dewardroy6531 Huh? What does what I wrote have to do with Baron, other than it's his graduation?

  • @stephiebella

    @stephiebella

    20 күн бұрын

    I feel bad for all the kids and families that just want a graduation

  • @RobertMadden

    @RobertMadden

    20 күн бұрын

    @@seanbohan9491nothing. Consider the source.

  • @RobertMadden

    @RobertMadden

    20 күн бұрын

    Of course he’ll make it all about him.

  • @jodyvollmer4125
    @jodyvollmer412520 күн бұрын

    I did not know that I needed to see Wally in a cape flying like Superman… But it made my night❤

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless161820 күн бұрын

    Remember, "Sleeve him alone!" was a jackal joke from Corrections. This feature has to continue now, or Seth and his writers will have no one to crib from.

  • @JonReevesLA

    @JonReevesLA

    20 күн бұрын

    Here I thought it meant Lutz wrote this bit.

  • @SephinAlexander

    @SephinAlexander

    20 күн бұрын

    such a proud moment for the jackal community

  • @schattentaenzerin

    @schattentaenzerin

    20 күн бұрын

    Why did I have to scroll so far down for someone to acknowledge the craziness I just witnessed? I was starting to think I hallucinated that whole vest and cape rant 😂 Also: A++ jackal joke!

  • @sherinameless1618

    @sherinameless1618

    20 күн бұрын

    @@schattentaenzerin They just uploaded the sketch by itself; if you go to the comments there, they will be all about this fever dream.

  • @schattentaenzerin

    @schattentaenzerin

    20 күн бұрын

    @@sherinameless1618 Thank you. I had never seen this (apparently reoccurring) bit before and was so delightfully confused by all of it. And then to have the first 50 comments not acknowledge it at all, made me feel like I've hallucinated the whole thing 😂

  • @willwebber6496
    @willwebber649620 күн бұрын

    Bringing the count of graduations attended for his children to....one. What a dad.

  • @Mondfischli

    @Mondfischli

    20 күн бұрын

    ... pretty sure Melania is thrilled about it 😂

  • @jeanthomson4557

    @jeanthomson4557

    20 күн бұрын

    He probably won't even go.

  • @apneAtwo

    @apneAtwo

    20 күн бұрын

    To be fair,we can't be certain any of the others graduated h.s.

  • @christopherweise438

    @christopherweise438

    20 күн бұрын

    Just because he was allowed to go does not mean he actually will.

  • @five-toedslothbear4051

    @five-toedslothbear4051

    20 күн бұрын

    Imagine feeling proud that your dad showed up for your graduation until you realize that it was just a way to get out of court for a day.

  • @Ffinity
    @Ffinity20 күн бұрын

    "Oh gee, thanks a bunch!" - Barron Trump.

  • @YabbaDabbaDooooo
    @YabbaDabbaDooooo20 күн бұрын

    Trump had NO intention of going to his son’s high school graduation 😂.

  • @Autotrope

    @Autotrope

    20 күн бұрын

    The best part is, now he kinda has to.

  • @furonwarrior

    @furonwarrior

    20 күн бұрын

    Yeah, for who’s its name.

  • @amarbyrd2520

    @amarbyrd2520

    20 күн бұрын

    ​@@AutotropeWorst part for Barron, because we know Donald is goings to try his best to make it all about himself instead

  • @woodwage7988

    @woodwage7988

    20 күн бұрын

    ​@@amarbyrd2520And it's not like his little buddies don't know why daddy's on trail 😢...

  • @MariaVosa

    @MariaVosa

    20 күн бұрын

    He was clearly hoping the judge wouldn't give him leave, so he'd have an excuse.

  • @eyeonyouproductions9745
    @eyeonyouproductions974520 күн бұрын

    Her mentioning killing the puppy wasn't a mistake, or a miscalculation it was part of her resume.

  • @Ffinity

    @Ffinity

    20 күн бұрын

    Well, the puppy growled and she is legally entitled to "stand her ground"!

  • @oceanoflotion8630

    @oceanoflotion8630

    20 күн бұрын

    I think it was self defense. Who would want to get texts from Trump asking if his member looked like a mushroom?

  • @catherinelewis1951

    @catherinelewis1951

    20 күн бұрын

    Her entitlement must be off the charts; to feel like she can put that in a book!

  • @casbot71
    @casbot7120 күн бұрын

    *Trump:* Damn, now I'll have to go to that graduation for what's his name....?

  • @tinay9491

    @tinay9491

    20 күн бұрын

    and make all about himself, not the son.

  • @JustinKase1969

    @JustinKase1969

    20 күн бұрын

    Prince, Duke, Lord, Count, Earl, Marquess Mark?

  • @lenkacfk7155

    @lenkacfk7155

    20 күн бұрын

    Maybe he'll doze off and fart himself awake again...

  • @notme2day

    @notme2day

    20 күн бұрын

    Bet both Baron & Melania are hopping he doesn't attend.

  • @KrakenIsland64

    @KrakenIsland64

    20 күн бұрын

    ​@@JustinKase1969I read that in Trumps voice and his rambling incoherent thought process just took over. "Marquees Mark, sounds a lot like Marky Mark! Big man, strong man but when he started talking to the stuffed animal he came to me, tears in his eyes and said Mr. Trump a stuffed animal named Ted is talking to me. Ted Cruz, what a despicable guy, completely open border and he's busy vacationing in Cancun. Cancun the murder capitol of South America folks, they're sending caravans of the biggest strongest dudes you've ever seen. Bad dudes. Bad boys even. Will Smith was a Bay Boy - did you see that Oscar's performance he had, what a disgrace the Oscar's have become as the woke mob has taken over." Halp it won't stop.

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea243220 күн бұрын

    The Marty McFly, Kimmel, the whole entire ending was THE BEST part!🤣🤣💜

  • @pretty7545

    @pretty7545

    20 күн бұрын

    Frankly the show would be better if Seth didn't talk at all. Sign my petition

  • @S.Shea2432

    @S.Shea2432

    20 күн бұрын

    @@pretty7545, Go Troll somewhere else TROLL!! 🙄🥱😴

  • @jb888888888

    @jb888888888

    20 күн бұрын

    Doc and Marty showed up on Kimmel's show on October 21 2015.

  • @Yahodie42

    @Yahodie42

    20 күн бұрын

    Agreed!🤣

  • @S.Shea2432

    @S.Shea2432

    20 күн бұрын

    @@jb888888888, Yes!! & & That's by far one of my favorite Kimmel episodes EVER!! 💜

  • @maurer3d
    @maurer3d20 күн бұрын

    The judge called his bluff, now Trump has to show up or else people will ask him "Why did you make a big deal if you didn't want to go?".

  • @stephaniehenry5617

    @stephaniehenry5617

    20 күн бұрын

    They not even questioning him complaining about how he need to be on a campaign trail instead of being in court his butt was off Sunday Monday Wednesday all those days he was on the golf course. So I wouldn't even doubt if he don't show up to Barron's graduation

  • @saddesklunch2544

    @saddesklunch2544

    19 күн бұрын

    You see, that implies that Trump has any sense of shame. As the last 8 years have shown, he clearly does not

  • @ServiteJack

    @ServiteJack

    16 күн бұрын

    @@saddesklunch2544 He’ll turn it into “dictatorship. Sounds good ya? Yes??” Ruining everything and maybe she’ll grow n decide money or appearance there of.. isn’t THAT important after all And that SMELL! Yup that’s true! One wiff away from fu divorce. NOT WORTH IT! Never know!

  • @karibrinkman-sull7239
    @karibrinkman-sull723920 күн бұрын

    This whole segment had me laughing, especially Wally's cape with the wind! And that Seth was mouthing the words as the announcer read the rolling dialog. I missed you and the crew these past 2 weeks. :)

  • @ellicel

    @ellicel

    20 күн бұрын

    There is a whole Playlist of past At This Point In The Broadcast segments that you might want to check out. It's pretty far down the in the channel's Playlist tab but worth it if you enjoy how random and unhinged this segment tends to get 😂

  • @beastrule

    @beastrule

    20 күн бұрын

    I didn’t laugh once

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea243220 күн бұрын

    Kristie Nome should be held accountable NOW for killing an innocent animal!! 💯

  • @JustinKase1969

    @JustinKase1969

    20 күн бұрын

    ... and she is part of the Pro-life crowd.

  • @JJLom777

    @JJLom777

    20 күн бұрын

    Thank you!

  • @S.Shea2432

    @S.Shea2432

    20 күн бұрын

    @@JJLom777, You’re welcome, & Thank you for having a decent, caring heart UNLIKE Nome!! 👏🏼👏🏼💜

  • @floridafan6931

    @floridafan6931

    20 күн бұрын

    I know making jokes is supposed to be funny, but I don’t find what she did funny at all. Wish everyone would stop making light of it.

  • @brientaylorcohen

    @brientaylorcohen

    20 күн бұрын

    If Michael Vick can go to prison, so can Gnome

  • @chandak562
    @chandak56220 күн бұрын

    What in the world did poor Barron do to offend the judge so much?

  • @JJLom777

    @JJLom777

    20 күн бұрын

    😅

  • @dewardroy6531

    @dewardroy6531

    20 күн бұрын

    The OT says that the sins of the father shall be upon their children unto the third generation.

  • @BD-zn7nr

    @BD-zn7nr

    20 күн бұрын

    😅🤣

  • @nartouzumaki8232

    @nartouzumaki8232

    20 күн бұрын

    Hehe yeah that will teach him a Lesson

  • @typicalhguy9290

    @typicalhguy9290

    20 күн бұрын

    And we have our winner. 😆😆😆

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum20 күн бұрын

    Seth is not only making fun of the obscure rebroadcasts of the Martin Laurence monologue from SNL, cut mid-air due to lewd commentary on aspects of feminine hygeine; an episode (that just this past February turned THIRTY YEARS OLD), it's also not the first time that he's done this. For the 20 or so viewers that get this: we thank you, Seth.

  • @JanaeSmith

    @JanaeSmith

    19 күн бұрын

    Incorporating Tom and Wally was inspired

  • @tinyrogerts6449

    @tinyrogerts6449

    18 күн бұрын

    Also somewhat reminiscent of a Jack Handey bit.

  • @huffore
    @huffore20 күн бұрын

    An ole yeller! Classic 😂😂. Thank you Sir.❤

  • @jimr513666
    @jimr51366620 күн бұрын

    He'll say, "Congrats Barton!"

  • @electricurinal

    @electricurinal

    20 күн бұрын

    We call him "Phantom" around here.

  • @gamepapa1211

    @gamepapa1211

    20 күн бұрын

    Or "I love you, Boron."

  • @catherinelewis1951

    @catherinelewis1951

    20 күн бұрын

    lmao

  • @stinew358

    @stinew358

    19 күн бұрын

    Borton

  • @jimr513666

    @jimr513666

    19 күн бұрын

    Bartholomew

  • @jb888888888
    @jb88888888820 күн бұрын

    I suspect the -knitters- _crocheters_ are gonna go after Seth again for this one.

  • @dannysart3990
    @dannysart399020 күн бұрын

    Remember every time he pays for a gag order. 150 Trump Bibles must be sold, Amen.

  • @suzukibeane1220

    @suzukibeane1220

    20 күн бұрын

    dannysart3990......OR 900 maggots send $10 each to cover his "gag" fine.

  • @TracyAdams-ry2fc

    @TracyAdams-ry2fc

    20 күн бұрын

    Or gold spray painted shoes!😂

  • @Aoki85

    @Aoki85

    20 күн бұрын

    The sad part is that it would only take 17 of his joke bibles to cover the cost of one of his gag order violations.

  • @eldany3070

    @eldany3070

    19 күн бұрын

    😂... what a godly man 🙌... hahaha... the funny BUT SCARY part about it is these people aren't kidding.

  • @screechingwind114

    @screechingwind114

    19 күн бұрын

    They are probably stacked in the little boys room like the " Important" documents he Stole and was using as T.P. and had trouble flushing.

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus20 күн бұрын

    "he drew the line at telling Trump the name of the high school" tfw rump really wouldn't know that

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl20 күн бұрын

    8:33 Sleeve ‘im alone! (IYKYK)

  • @trexvalleygirl2770
    @trexvalleygirl277020 күн бұрын

    Old Yeller made me spit out my coffee. 😂

  • @colleen3576

    @colleen3576

    20 күн бұрын

    That was soo good! 😂💀

  • @mikes2082

    @mikes2082

    20 күн бұрын

    Old yeller, that's gold Seth, pure gold!!

  • @MusicfromMarrs

    @MusicfromMarrs

    20 күн бұрын

    That’s got to be the best possible joke on this story; Seth should just… Let sleeping dogs lie.

  • @ellicel
    @ellicel20 күн бұрын

    Amber Says What will always be my favorite but this "At This Point In The Broadcast" segments are a close second for me! I never thought Ben looked anything like Marty McFly and now I'll never be able to unsee it 😂 Ben is so adorable 😊

  • @beastrule

    @beastrule

    20 күн бұрын

    Amber is boring

  • @ZappBranniglenn
    @ZappBranniglenn20 күн бұрын

    you just know he'll be at a campaign event that day and blame the judge for making him choose 'work over family'

  • @ellicel

    @ellicel

    20 күн бұрын

    Or forced to golf...because of the stress the judge has him under.

  • @Chiscringle

    @Chiscringle

    20 күн бұрын

    Leading to another contempt hearing most likely since he'll have lied to the court.

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl20 күн бұрын

    6:40 Apparently, Wally’s acting career has taken a turn towards the adult film sector. Love the ‘stache!

  • @dangerfly

    @dangerfly

    20 күн бұрын

    Next he'll be cavorting with Trump...

  • @crazywayne7051

    @crazywayne7051

    20 күн бұрын

    Wally's coming out of the closet with his wardrobe

  • @betsiecleworth5853

    @betsiecleworth5853

    20 күн бұрын

    Seriously right it makes him look 20 years younger

  • @michaelratcliffe7559
    @michaelratcliffe755920 күн бұрын

    Can’t have her standing next to an “Old Yeller” - or a - “Golden Deceiver”!

  • @Snitchdust
    @Snitchdust20 күн бұрын

    Honestly, I’m here for capes. They are legitimately underutilized this day and age. Wally, sign me up for 10! 😂

  • @beansnrice321
    @beansnrice32120 күн бұрын

    Shut-up and take my money! I need one of those crazy capes! XD

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander20 күн бұрын

    Now Trump HAS to go to his son Barron’s graduation. It’ll be the first time that Donald attends the graduation of any of his children. (He didn’t even go to his Ivanka’s graduation, and she is his clear and only favorite!)

  • @notsure1969

    @notsure1969

    20 күн бұрын

    That's only because she turned down his advances.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain20 күн бұрын

    Trump's not going to that graduation. Ain't no way Melania wants him there.

  • @ellicel

    @ellicel

    20 күн бұрын

    He'll just make it all about himself and steal that kid's spotlight.

  • @louiebee6745

    @louiebee6745

    20 күн бұрын

    Matt Gaetz volunteered to go in his place.

  • @clareshaughnessy2745

    @clareshaughnessy2745

    20 күн бұрын

    @@louiebee6745I think he was going anyway

  • @stephenbuckley9940

    @stephenbuckley9940

    20 күн бұрын

    ​@@louiebee6745The women graduating with Barron are too old for Gaetz.

  • @vapx0075

    @vapx0075

    20 күн бұрын

    ​@@louiebee6745gross

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa121120 күн бұрын

    I love these "Seth's censored rants" bit. It made the show felt more approachable. Like a KZread show that was started by a neighbor's kid that accidentally became big. It's great!

  • @ellicel

    @ellicel

    20 күн бұрын

    So true! I love how they usually feature crew members. They must have such a great time rehearsing for these bits!

  • @beastrule

    @beastrule

    20 күн бұрын

    The narrator is so unfunny

  • @GayleAllen-RINO
    @GayleAllen-RINO20 күн бұрын

    IT WILL BE HIS FIRST TIME TO ATTEND HIS CHILD'S GRAD

  • @erikagray9883

    @erikagray9883

    20 күн бұрын

    And he is ONLY going bc he thought he wasn't gonna be allowed. Everything is a spectacle.😊

  • @Not_Vladimir_Putin

    @Not_Vladimir_Putin

    20 күн бұрын

    Trump is probably sooo pissed that he has to go now.

  • @madgreek253

    @madgreek253

    20 күн бұрын

    $20 says he doesn't make it

  • @deborahbarnes6741

    @deborahbarnes6741

    20 күн бұрын

    If he even really goes & doesn't come up with a last-minute excuse.

  • @sherinameless1618

    @sherinameless1618

    20 күн бұрын

    After the ceremony, Trump can reminisce with Barron about what he was doing 18 years ago, and with what adult film star.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless161820 күн бұрын

    Old Yeller joke, adopt a shelter pet joke, Amazon cat joke, birds eating bread-hat joke; looks like we're in for an Animal Flubs extravaganza! (The flubs would be the jokes themselves.)

  • @Symphing12

    @Symphing12

    20 күн бұрын

    I mean, I can't think of any corrections to make on those jokes. So why would they be in Animal Flubs?

  • @sherinameless1618

    @sherinameless1618

    20 күн бұрын

    @@Symphing12 "The flubs would be the jokes themselves," in that they weren't that good, which was itself a joke that wasn't that good. This has been "Inception: Animal Flubs Edition."

  • @Symphing12

    @Symphing12

    20 күн бұрын

    @@sherinameless1618 animal flubs, animal flubs, it's time to take a look at some animal flubs…

  • @nirmalakankaria5561

    @nirmalakankaria5561

    20 күн бұрын

    Well, there's been no new episode of corrections 🤷

  • @sherinameless1618

    @sherinameless1618

    20 күн бұрын

    @@nirmalakankaria5561 Since Seth was gone for 2 weeks, the soonest we could see a new Corrections would be late night Thursday. See you then!

  • @frostyflames7864
    @frostyflames786420 күн бұрын

    Those zebras escaped near where I grew up! I think an important part of that story is that four zebras escaped. Only three were captured. It's possible that one of my old neighbors has a new exotic pet 🦓

  • @lb5368

    @lb5368

    20 күн бұрын

    😮

  • @Cog_Nomen

    @Cog_Nomen

    20 күн бұрын

    *That's* why the rodeo clown's parents still aren't proud 🥺

  • @LittleBlueOwl318

    @LittleBlueOwl318

    19 күн бұрын

    @@Cog_Nomen Rodeo clowns don't deserve shade!

  • @Cog_Nomen

    @Cog_Nomen

    19 күн бұрын

    @@LittleBlueOwl318 No shade! I'd say they've all earned their stripes ;) Comparing it to a normal day on the job as a rodeo clown makes even catching rogue zebras seem somehow tame!

  • @estherthorp1608
    @estherthorp160820 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂thank you to all the staff writers and Seth😂😂😂

  • @KoraPaige1177
    @KoraPaige117720 күн бұрын

    Now he has to show up to the graduation or look bad 😅

  • @dewardroy6531

    @dewardroy6531

    20 күн бұрын

    Too late! Already looks (and is) pathetic!

  • @jodyfulford8215

    @jodyfulford8215

    20 күн бұрын

    He'll look bad whether he shows up or not.

  • @freya8133

    @freya8133

    20 күн бұрын

    He doesn't care about looking bad.

  • @stephenbuckley9940

    @stephenbuckley9940

    20 күн бұрын

    If he doesn't go, he'll say he didn't want to distract from what would've been the most awesomely beautiful graduation if he did go.

  • @TheSkylayne
    @TheSkylayne20 күн бұрын

    I wish a judge would allow him to go to jail 😮

  • @jamieflener5410

    @jamieflener5410

    20 күн бұрын

    ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂

  • @antrimlariot2386

    @antrimlariot2386

    20 күн бұрын

    Trump believes that if he is incarcerated for one night he will be the new Nelson Mandela and won't stop talking about it. This will be his misstep before the election and completely look like a fool.

  • @kevingibson2519
    @kevingibson251920 күн бұрын

    The sheer commitment to that bit. lol

  • @beastrule

    @beastrule

    20 күн бұрын

    So unfunny

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku20 күн бұрын

    not Jim being the only one lip-syncing his lines by just moving his jaw up & down like a muppet 😭

  • @craigborrenpohl1233
    @craigborrenpohl123320 күн бұрын

    What’s up early crew?

  • @1st2nd2

    @1st2nd2

    20 күн бұрын

    We're jackals. Early jackals, perhaps, still jackals.

  • @Weird_people666

    @Weird_people666

    20 күн бұрын

    Hey!🎉

  • @AngryAuditor

    @AngryAuditor

    20 күн бұрын

    Postponing slep

  • @MPM6785ChitChat

    @MPM6785ChitChat

    20 күн бұрын

    Yep 2 am here

  • @sarahsamaniego4528

    @sarahsamaniego4528

    20 күн бұрын

    ❤🎉

  • @MonkWithoutACause
    @MonkWithoutACause20 күн бұрын

    ... But He Plays Golf Instead. Film at 11.

  • @KoraPaige1177

    @KoraPaige1177

    20 күн бұрын

    Waiting for the video 😅

  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place20 күн бұрын

    Barron must be so happy that Judge Merchan is allowing his Daddy to attend his HS graduation.

  • @glnnchrstphr9717

    @glnnchrstphr9717

    19 күн бұрын

    I love sarcasm.

  • @dee_dee_place

    @dee_dee_place

    19 күн бұрын

    @@glnnchrstphr9717 I wrote a longer comment but KZread censored & deleted it. I'm glad you appreciated the shorter version.

  • @glnnchrstphr9717

    @glnnchrstphr9717

    19 күн бұрын

    @@dee_dee_place Sometimes, little needs to be said to get the point across.

  • @sethlarson9433
    @sethlarson943320 күн бұрын

    One of my favorite things to hear while watching Seth Myers is “at this point in the broadcast.” Love it.

  • @ricklovelaec6442
    @ricklovelaec644220 күн бұрын

    You just know that somewhere Michael Vicks, is saying thank you Kristy

  • @swapshots4427
    @swapshots442720 күн бұрын

    Barron was Praying his so called father would not be permitted to embarass him at his grad.

  • @JJLom777

    @JJLom777

    20 күн бұрын

    Probably by making it about him.

  • @erikaswanson7072

    @erikaswanson7072

    20 күн бұрын

    He'll just have to use the bone spurs as an excuse again...

  • @sweetiebird544

    @sweetiebird544

    20 күн бұрын

    Praying on daddy's bible?🤣

  • @stephenbuckley9940

    @stephenbuckley9940

    20 күн бұрын

    Like Trump would care if Barron felt embarrassed. Did he ever care if Barrons' mother felt embarrassed?

  • @antrimlariot2386

    @antrimlariot2386

    20 күн бұрын

    After Trump's team consider it now - let alone what Barron or Melanoma think - what's the odds one of them falls sick that day? I feel a bone spur coming on.

  • @trentonbaird8956
    @trentonbaird895620 күн бұрын

    The judge calling his bluff is priceless!

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl20 күн бұрын

    Bane wears a vest, but now I suppose Bird Bane doesn’t because Bird Bane’s different.

  • @str8Ball1n

    @str8Ball1n

    20 күн бұрын

    Perhaps Bird Bane wears a cape instead? I imagine some of the cape's features, such as wind resistance, Gore-Tex underlining, and sex appeal, would make it a better sartorial option than a vest.

  • @prithamukherji4516
    @prithamukherji451620 күн бұрын

    6:15 WE NEED THAT CAPE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @user-uw1qs7ig8o
    @user-uw1qs7ig8o20 күн бұрын

    I bet Barron is disappointed, trump is just going to turn it into a fund raising event for himself

  • @tlouiseallen9302

    @tlouiseallen9302

    20 күн бұрын

    That’s what I was thinking 😏

  • @mnichols1979
    @mnichols197920 күн бұрын

    "If you wanna gamble at Chuck E Cheese, eat the pizza!" 😂😂😂

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish20 күн бұрын

    Jackals!!!

  • @anishmohanty
    @anishmohanty20 күн бұрын

    for Corrections: Taylor Swift shouted out the Jackals in The Albatross on her new album: Wise men once read fake news And they believed it Jackals raised their hackles You couldn't conceive it You were sleeping soundly When they dragged you from your bed And I tried to warn you about them We made it

  • @BiffTannenBTTF
    @BiffTannenBTTF20 күн бұрын

    Trump hasn’t gone to any of his other kids graduations. Now he’ll be forced to go to this one LOL

  • @annemettefrederiksen7751

    @annemettefrederiksen7751

    20 күн бұрын

    And this kid didnt even do anything to deserve this unlike the other 2 douches

  • @eiennonakama

    @eiennonakama

    20 күн бұрын

    Actually he has.

  • @cha0sniper
    @cha0sniper19 күн бұрын

    I love how the "Seth goes on an incoherent rant" segment is just getting longer and more unhinged every time they do it xD some of that Corrections energy is definitely bleeding through to the main show lol

  • @gmun2248

    @gmun2248

    19 күн бұрын

    I hope there's still enough for actual Corrections!

  • @jennfoley
    @jennfoley20 күн бұрын

    Did Wally get paid for this? Because it’s lines, but also not lines 🤔

  • @OriginalPiMan

    @OriginalPiMan

    20 күн бұрын

    I was wondering the same. It's like the opposite of when he has unscripted lines.

  • @sherinameless1618

    @sherinameless1618

    20 күн бұрын

    Seth probably lets him keep the cape as compensation.

  • @TheRealBlueValhalla
    @TheRealBlueValhalla20 күн бұрын

    I bet Baron was hoping he couldn't make it and suck all the oxygen out of his event.

  • @timothyball3144

    @timothyball3144

    20 күн бұрын

    I'm sure that he will start campaigning while there.

  • @DeeLite220

    @DeeLite220

    20 күн бұрын

    Let’s see if he shows up lol

  • @JustinKase1969

    @JustinKase1969

    20 күн бұрын

    Hope they turn up the AC at the graduation ;)

  • @Tanagra180
    @Tanagra18020 күн бұрын

    The Ol' Yeller joke was *chef's kiss* 😂

  • @C.Y.123
    @C.Y.12320 күн бұрын

    Correction: When there's subtitles, you don't have to pay security guard Jim. All Jim is trying to do is get that sweet sweet Wally money Edit: and you also don't have to pay for the writers when it's subtitled. So how the hell are they going to afford tank tops?

  • @michaelpaz5052
    @michaelpaz505220 күн бұрын

    Lord knows he didn't really want to go. He didn't go to his other childrens graduations. Now he's been painted into a corner.

  • @JJLom777

    @JJLom777

    20 күн бұрын

    Orange paint?

  • @jayluck8047
    @jayluck804720 күн бұрын

    “...and now, Ladies and Gentlemen... Conway Twitty.” I feel like, “The Shark”, just jumped Me.

  • @AdamHennebeck

    @AdamHennebeck

    20 күн бұрын

    What? When was that said?

  • @kennethsteinfield6104

    @kennethsteinfield6104

    20 күн бұрын

    @@AdamHennebeckIt’s a “Family Guy” recurring joke.

  • @TabbyLavalamp
    @TabbyLavalamp20 күн бұрын

    Hey! "Old Yeller" is one of my nicknames for the Hamberdler. The other, of course, being "the Hamberdler".

  • @klaatubaradanikto6554
    @klaatubaradanikto655420 күн бұрын

    Ha ha, now the malodorous fart monster will *_have_* to go to Barron's graduation. I bet he didn't plan on that happening

  • @VincentOwens2day
    @VincentOwens2day20 күн бұрын

    Thank you Seth, you always end my day with a laugh.

  • @eponymousIme
    @eponymousIme20 күн бұрын

    "After all, they can't have [Kristi Noem] standing next to an Old Yeller." Good one!

  • @BruceNightly
    @BruceNightly20 күн бұрын

    This episode went more off the rails than covid era episodes 🤣

  • @beastrule

    @beastrule

    20 күн бұрын

    So unfunny

  • @ljohnson1908
    @ljohnson190820 күн бұрын

    “At this point in the broadcast…” is one of my favorites. Also tell Marty McFlyy that the real money is with John Oliver and his business daddy.

  • @paulyricca3881

    @paulyricca3881

    20 күн бұрын

    🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ?

  • @karenm2334
    @karenm233420 күн бұрын

    So Trump no longer has that excuse to not attend the graduation of the kid named for his alias.

  • @Cruxvae
    @Cruxvae20 күн бұрын

    I love watching this segment go spiraling off the rails with each installment.

  • @heatherr4321

    @heatherr4321

    20 күн бұрын

    He just keeps feeding us Jackals.

  • @beastrule

    @beastrule

    20 күн бұрын

    I don’t

  • @Ceares
    @Ceares20 күн бұрын

    I love these. It was Seth's rant about people saying "I can't even" that made me start watching the show. I was at work, the tv was on across the lobby and by the end of it I was crying with laughter.

  • @toddbell1748
    @toddbell174820 күн бұрын

    Old yeller😂 the vest thingy 😭

  • @paulyricca3881

    @paulyricca3881

    20 күн бұрын

    🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ??

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH20 күн бұрын

    Thank you for your podcasts! I Look forward to the lonely island podcast on Monday and family trips on Tuesday. I think Stephen Colbert should be more silly like you! Thank you for the laughs😂❤

  • @user-qf7ud5de9h
    @user-qf7ud5de9h20 күн бұрын

    You could have used 'pizza rat' too on the chuckie cheese joke😅

  • @trentgay3437
    @trentgay343720 күн бұрын

    Thats real punishment, dumpy having to go to a family event not about him.

  • @paulyricca3881

    @paulyricca3881

    20 күн бұрын

    🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ??

  • @nemomonteflores3890
    @nemomonteflores389020 күн бұрын

    Love your Family Trips podcast. You and your brother are generous and hilarious and your convos with the guests are fun.

  • @lose999
    @lose99920 күн бұрын

    Her book should be the #1 banned book!!

  • @JJLom777

    @JJLom777

    20 күн бұрын

    Hmm... Given the graphic nature of the violence written in it... It probably wouldn't be that hard to get it on that list. And, though that's funny, its also a little sad.

  • @MusicfromMarrs

    @MusicfromMarrs

    20 күн бұрын

    Nah. Let people read it and learn how horrible of a person Noem is.

  • @alexrice2302
    @alexrice230220 күн бұрын

    I love hearing these jokes and trying to decide which writer wrote it.

  • @astrocoastalprocessor

    @astrocoastalprocessor

    20 күн бұрын

    Sometimes I feel like there's random writers in there like Mulaney or Chapelle or Spade or that Lonely Island guy

  • @MrSimon64
    @MrSimon6420 күн бұрын

    Damn it said Barron.

  • @ceballard1215
    @ceballard121520 күн бұрын

    “Old Yeller” is classic!

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus20 күн бұрын

    "3 zebras escaped on a Washington State highway" starring Kevin Hart, Lil Rel Howery and Usain Bolt

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay20 күн бұрын

    his other kids are wondering what makes barron so special ...

  • @JustinKase1969

    @JustinKase1969

    20 күн бұрын

    Easy, trump wasn't in a criminal trial during their graduations - sure, his companies probably were, but it wasn't anything he had to be at.

  • @swapshots4427

    @swapshots4427

    20 күн бұрын

    A trial.

  • @S.Shea2432

    @S.Shea2432

    20 күн бұрын

    An excuse to get out of court!! 🤣🤣

  • @pixiebells

    @pixiebells

    20 күн бұрын

    Pretending he cares about him probably helps Melania not file for divorce (yet)....

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego27820 күн бұрын

    Old Yeller! That is Priceless! Go Seth Go!!

  • @rabidsamfan
    @rabidsamfan20 күн бұрын

    I love the written narration. It is hilarious.

  • @voixdelaraison593
    @voixdelaraison59320 күн бұрын

    The Truly Funny Thing Is That Now Trump Has To Show Up For His Son’s Graduation 😂😂😂

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit921120 күн бұрын

    *THATS NOT A CAPE* a cape comes down to the knees of below - THAT is a 'capelet' IM a bespoke tailor and I have 3 capes - they are AMAZING, especially for quickly throwing on to walk the dog in the rain. There is a reason they were the coat of choice for 10,000 years...!!!

  • @sheilaking5608
    @sheilaking560820 күн бұрын

    Yay FINALLY! My favourite bit! 😂😂😂

  • @kindredg
    @kindredg20 күн бұрын

    Lol! "Old yeller" that's one for the Gen Xers

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH20 күн бұрын

    This week is Ben Schwartz... Sonic! Last week was Bowen. Both great episodes.

  • @pierremaiden
    @pierremaiden20 күн бұрын

    I , .. dont know how i feel after watching this episode. it felt like a fever dream xD

  • @beastrule

    @beastrule

    20 күн бұрын

    An unfunny one

  • @rockdocandlittlebird5974
    @rockdocandlittlebird597420 күн бұрын

    I live in Washington state and that totally checks. We keep the Zebras at Gonzaga.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure196920 күн бұрын

    This show goes off the rails in the best possible way.

  • @Suehuskins
    @Suehuskins20 күн бұрын

    A dog, a goat and 3 horses. 3 more days

  • @ewrekzz7360
    @ewrekzz736020 күн бұрын

    Who's giving odds on whether he actually goes or not?

  • @winesap2
    @winesap220 күн бұрын

    The Old Yeller joke was brilliant.

  • @enid7019
    @enid701919 күн бұрын

    Damn, I love all of yall at Late Night! This was absolutely delightful. 🥰😁💖

  • @MikeFlu73
    @MikeFlu7320 күн бұрын

    Who does he think he is fooling? Trump's gonna be on the 6th green at Bedminster when Baron walks across that stage.

  • @notenoughmonkeys
    @notenoughmonkeys20 күн бұрын

    On the one hand I'm sad my comment/joke about Old Yeller has also been thought of by Seth's writers, meaning I won't get my Corrections Credit, on the other, it didn't land so I dodged a bullet there (unlike Noem's dog sadly), with that in mind... After close proximity to so many New Yorkers, many are concerned with his health being compromised, wanting him to pre-emptively take booster jabs, foremost amongst them Kristi Noem, who enthusiastically stated she's willing to give Trump the shot herself. I'll show myself out...

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