Correction: The Chinese zoo wasn't painting dogs; they were dyeing dogs. Not to be confused with dying dogs, which can be found at Kristi Noem's farm.

Seth , Hey You & Stephen /Jimmy /Jon & John should all dress up in matching suits & go to the court house next week . THAT WOULD BE EPIC & BEYOND HILARIOUS ..... LMAO

@beckydavis1820

14 күн бұрын

Agree!!

@marshamariner7897

14 күн бұрын

They should try and have half of u in the courtroom and the other half outside....then switch after lunch😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂🤮🤢🤬🍄🧠

@mammawlee

10 күн бұрын

Dress up like women, but you know, good looking women, wearing colors flattering to your coloring.

"He looks like a ghost that haunts other ghosts."

Those Kristi Noem gags get me every time.

Dear Ukraine, the news may make it appear America is too corrupt to support you. Please know that many of us are horrified that unified political support for your efforts has collapsed. For the moment. Praying for you all, especially until we can vote in politicians that will fully fund and support you. You haven't been forgotten. Love, America's Silenced Majority

@JimIBobIJones

14 күн бұрын

Lol. Dude. Ukraine is plenty more corrupt than any western country including America... don't get me wrong I support Ukraine in the war and we definitely should stand up to Russian fascism, but that doesn't somehow mean Ukraine isn't a country captured by Oligarchs and corrupt politicians.

11:04 emotional support turkey that I got for my half birthday.🎉 well done. Kudos.👍

He was so proud of himself for that concussion joke

@teamvlcn6820

14 күн бұрын

Rightly so.

Seth, you should tell Lindsey's MeeMaw stories about America, with the Sea-Captain, in the Covid-Attic. Miss them times.

i'm disappointed we didn't get an impression of mike pence haunting other ghosts. seth's pence voice is hilarious. / that star wars joke is so good because it's so true.

The Celebrity Jeopardy line was the best joke of the week, I don't care what anyone else says.

The panda dogs are seriously adorable

"The average American has 5 reusable shopping bags." Why am I the only one at the checkout that is using them?

@Y2B123

14 күн бұрын

More like the average American says they have 5 reusable shopping bags when asked.

@whimsysmith2835

14 күн бұрын

Well I have about 30, so that’s five people without any just to average people like me out…

@sidoniegabrielle269

13 күн бұрын

in my family's case, my mom left them at the house by accident and then i borrowed them to bring food and shoes to a housesitting job

@TheRealcdawg22

13 күн бұрын

@@sidoniegabrielle269 The reusable bags can be used for just about anything. I use them for library/book bags too. The point is to cut down unnecessary waste like plastic bags.

@mammawlee

10 күн бұрын

We forget them!

The Star Wars Oreo joke was the best of the week.

@dm-heart

14 күн бұрын

emotional support turkey that I got for my half birthday.🎉

@oldauntzibby4395

7 күн бұрын

The Star Wars joke was more subtle and requires some knowledge of the franchise history, whereas the turkey is not the joke you're looking for.

@dm-heart

6 күн бұрын

@@oldauntzibby4395 AND… 1/2 birthday 🎉

"The four treasons"😂😂

The Four Treasons

“Deck Stain” 🤣

@margueritemccann8580

14 күн бұрын

Lots of favorites today, but this one was my most favorite favorite!!! MM

The Four Treasons 😅😂🤣

"Lost and found bin" 😂😂😂

Great monologue Seth!

I honestly believe Trump thought that Hannibal Lecter was the hero of "Silence of the Lambs".

@marshamariner7897

14 күн бұрын

2 that lying pig Hannibal IS THE HERO🤮🤢🤬🍄🧠

@mikehennessy6766

14 күн бұрын

he kind of was. without him Clarice wouldnt find buffalo bill

@marcopaulo5052

14 күн бұрын

@@mikehennessy6766 So that’s one tuck and one no-tuck.

@joachimschoder

14 күн бұрын

@@mikehennessy6766 If I remember correctly Hannibal Lecter murdered more innocent people in the movie than Buffalo Bill. That would be a really weird hero. And yes, I consider the faceless security card to be innocent.

@JDrevolver66

14 күн бұрын

The FBI is always the bad guy for him…

*_"The Four Treasons"_* ...delightful. Subscribed, twice. Waxing, and not impiracle-y

With the Hannibal lecter thing, I'm just very curious did Trump not really know who Hannibal lecter is or whom's name did he mean and mess up?

@madeleineprice9645

10 сағат бұрын

@amelia - I try so hard not to be a grammar nazi but “whom’s”REALLY????

@amelliamendel2227

3 сағат бұрын

@@madeleineprice9645 No, whom's name is correct as he could of been referring to an organization of more than one person, nobody knows what he meant, lol

The worst thing about the Star Wars Oreos is the guy that keeps breaking into your home to add mustard and energy drinks and hot sauce and such to the first three ones.

@xy6845

12 күн бұрын

He's clearly fallen to the dark side if that's what he favors on them.

"MUI" is genies, and I will die on that hill.

Dog in witness protection from christi nome

@bold810

14 күн бұрын

Kristy Nope.

I thought the “sidewalk sale” was a funny description but you surpassed it with the “lost and found bin”!

looove the Kristi Noem jokes

@YeOldeSpellbooke

14 күн бұрын

@quesadilla79 Indeed! And also that your comment had the "Translate to English" add on. But when i clicked it, it did nothing 🤣 Guess YT got confused by "looove the Kristi Noem jokes" and thought it needed translation. Have a great day quesadilla79 :)

@radicalross7700

14 күн бұрын

​@@YeOldeSpellbookeWhat do you mean it did nothing? It translated English to English, didn't it? 😂

@dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505

14 күн бұрын

Me too! Kristi is cra cra! Noem sayin?

Boevert can show up for Trumps trial but not her sons😂

@Fronkensteinen

12 күн бұрын

That keeps her from doing damage in DC.

Loved your jokes zeth keep rockin😊

10:02, ... Matt Gates has always reminded me of "Quagmire", except Quagmire was an intelligent aircraft pilot. And Gates is ... well ... Not.

Seth, your still the best! ✨️

His V.P. choices are between Hannibal Lechter and some guy out of Metropolis named Lex Luthor.

Chow dogs painted like pandas lol

8:48 The stoner "aw man" might be the funniest thing Seth has ever said.

Really good writing, Daily Show and Colbert teams also miking this era inspiring for comedy in a time of insanity.

@xy6845

12 күн бұрын

Plus Kimmel. The Avengers of Late Night! 🦸🦸‍♀🦸‍♂

Love you Mr Meyers. You make the G O P look so funny. You crack me up

Nailed it on Gaetz!!

"The Four Treasons" and "Magapella" lol

I laughed my arse off. Best joke in my opinion in a while was the skydiving,over a hundred yr old guy, his balls hitting the ground before he did. I am pretty old myself so feel no embarrassment at lol😮😂🤣good job to your writer and of course your presentation of the joke

@sherinameless1618

14 күн бұрын

The writer was Scollins. He should not be enabled. 😉

@bethb7965

14 күн бұрын

A former patient of mine(am a retired Occupational Therapist) who I took to the bathroom and helped onto the toilet hollered out, "my balls are in the water, it's cold!'

@Pattiemarie3

14 күн бұрын

@@bethb7965 lol

who wrote the brain worm joke? lol

I would fully support Hannibal Lecter as Trump's VP choice. A few months in, Trump's liver becomes foie gras, and we get a comparatively sane, law-abiding, intelligent new President.

@toober1066

14 күн бұрын

comparatively! 🤣

@jkap34

14 күн бұрын

Only if Trump wins

@Pattiemarie3

14 күн бұрын

Yes in comparison to Trump. Maybe as a VP he could invite Trump to a private dinner 😉

I don't think trump understands the Hannibal Lecter character, or that he's just a character.

Could someone explain the Ireland/Amazon bit? It went over my head.

@Lycius

13 күн бұрын

Online shopping while drunk. You end up buying things you regret buying.

@halwakka504

13 күн бұрын

@@Lycius Ahh gotcha. Thanks!

@xy6845

12 күн бұрын

@@halwakka504 Which can often also happen when you're sober. So, wasn't the best one imo 😅

@karenjeanmooney-kelleher8583

11 күн бұрын

Oh. Hurtful.

Charles Manson found love after lock-up. So can Donny

@marshamariner7897

14 күн бұрын

They never got married... CM said he knew she was using him✌️✌️🙄🙄

I think the dogs were dyed to look like a panda because they were in witness protection from Governor Noem.

Seth's telenovela staring was superb. I would like to see more of the fiery hate triangle between Lauren, Matt, and George. I picture Lauren and Matt falling into a tempestuous affair, based on their love of Trump and distain for common decency. But Matt will soon dump her, because although she never graduated high school, she is 25 years too old for his tastes. But what of her feelings for Eric Trump? Tune in next week.

Are there no Fridays in America?

As a huge Stargate fan, the series not the movie, I'm convinced the brainworms ARE the aliens, but they keep failing to take over the right people😮

Anyone else notice how much Seth's Trump impression resembles a Reagan impression?

Shes working her way up to pandas

Correction: Giuliani couldn't have been the line sitter since he is hiding out in his apartment (which is for sale) while trying to avoid being served a subpoena.

Do you think Christie Noem thinks places that do Goat Yoga is a shooting gallery like at the fair?

Just a rew more vows before the cake...lol

An NFL QB, initials TB, drove a golf cart down the George Bush Pkwy once. I was there.

Maggapelo is my favorite

Loved the "chorus"

0:31 noooo, he says 'silence of the lamb'!! Not lambs! 😳

How is someone allowed to fall asleep during a trial?? I get that it's better than him talking but surely you've gotta be awake for your own trial

I loved the dis (disrespect comments) about the elected political attendees at Trump’s election violation trial.

Correction : you said Golden bachelor when it’s the Golden bachelorette that’s premiering

First I heard about the Star Wars OREOs, kind of hoping they don't do a lot of spinoffs of the product and I'd end up only liking the Mandalorian one.

Ask him about selling America's most sensitive secrets to the bone-saw kingdom

The GQP members of the House are sooo Crazy!! 🤪

I thought when he said it was gonna be good practice for Gates that he was talking about being with an experienced woman. Haha! Way to get me.

Hannibal hector is from Mexico

How about a no holds barred fight to the death match instead of a debate?😂

@madeleineprice9645

9 сағат бұрын

@shirley - Only if Drump’s weapon was a rubber Ruger 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Oreos has come out with a gluten free cookie. Like gluten is what makes Oreos unhealthy.

Seth, that joke was... killed... by your call-forward.

Where is corrections? Are you going to make us beg?

During the show's two-week hiatus, the world should agree not to do anything risable or maddening.

@joachimschoder

14 күн бұрын

There is a pretty good chance the verdict in Trumps first trial will come down early in their second week. Maybe even end of next week

Cross your fingers donald when you double cross your former fixer 🤞🏼

9:25 = the instant Seth realizes what he's done..."Celebrity Jeobardy...oh crap...I said it with a 'b'..." JACKALS!!! ATTACK!!!

@sherinameless1618

14 күн бұрын

That's the reason for the 2-week hiatus.

@lesleyghostdragon3149

12 күн бұрын

@@sherinameless1618 😂

Every picture of Trump grosses me out

Always love Seth! But what’s with the laugh track?

How many literal “Ghost” jokes are you going to do this year lol jk well it’s almost Halloween 👻

Everyone give it up for Donald Von Schitzinpants and his fabulous backup singers the FOP (Friends of Putin) 🎙

Walmart produces more concussion based sales of cheap crap

He must like liver with onions and faba beans

1:32 78 year old narcissistic psychopath w/massive debt. yup. And con man, cash extractor, wanna-be mobster boss name-calling bully.

Watching that compilation, I had a sudden realisation, maybe a deja vu: I think the worst is going to happen. We all get so complacent, Trump, Brexit. We laugh at it all. But then.... Brace yourselves!

@sjs9698

12 күн бұрын

the problem with making things foolproof is that they keep building better fools ^^

Are you on vacation again?

Seth, you don't perform a closer look. you do a sneaky look

honestly Hannibal would be a better leader than Trump

The possibilities ofKristie Noem are endless---- endlessly tawdry.

CJ is a great concept- do a skit

May 13th

😂😂😂😂❤

How are there only 158 - now 159 comments on this.

🎉

😂 ❤ 😂

And 3rd ... (Would you REALLY say "impossible"?)

Vague Rama-shamy

It's the massive debt that would be a deal breaker for me. Everything else...meh...giggle

Bravo on brain worm...gold medal

He needs to get the hell out of New Jersey. Leave us alone.

😅

Lauren Boebert would go for him. Or kellyanne Conway.

@xy6845

12 күн бұрын

To where? Jail?

So instead of the job they were elected and paid to do, they are in NYC. Who paid for their trip. That all should be investigated.

Am I really first? Finally. So many years in the making xD

@sherinameless1618

14 күн бұрын

You will remember today as the happiest of your life, and so everything that follows will be ashes and disappointment. ☺

Saying he will be available if his wife left him. Could that mean that his wife seems him as going to jail for all those crimes. Does it means that their marriage which is on shaky grounds now will come apart when she gets called to appear on Donalds trial for stealing those CIA folders.