"Trump falling asleep in court every morning is just being anti-woke." 😂

@paulaleckey1968

13 күн бұрын

- "farting himself awake" LOL!

@ChelsieMorganTonight

13 күн бұрын

Hahahahaha

@dianne8936

13 күн бұрын

😆😆😆😆

@AS-vq3wt

13 күн бұрын

This guy is a white ivy league liberal and he ain't funny

@SNOOPYSNOOP1A

13 күн бұрын

​@@paulaleckey1968THEY 🤡 CLOWNED THE HELL OUTTA HIM 😂😅😂😅

I like a president who can take a joke and laugh at himself!

@lowboyyy

13 күн бұрын

i like a pr esid ent who doesn't aid j n 0 c d

@jerrera45

13 күн бұрын

So true! Has anyone actually ever seen Trump laugh?

@liamn.7664

13 күн бұрын

fr bro that just shows that biden has a good sense of humour

@lowboyyy

13 күн бұрын

yeah I'm sure the k!ds in j a s a are cracking up

@gpwyt

13 күн бұрын

@@oakvillan1277 It seems unlikely that YOU know what's going on

"lots of incredible news organisations here tonight, also some credible ones"🤣

@Nina.Mandarina

7 күн бұрын

Really, like which one? Honestly curious

@liquidxan6698

6 күн бұрын

Very norm style joke

Colin's little smile when he tells a joke that might be even a little offensive is so endearing

@owen6820

8 күн бұрын

I also love Stephen Colbert and his 35 joke writers whose joke is constantly orange man bad!, makes me laugh that boomers still fall for this crap

@Jwdude123

7 күн бұрын

Total jackass

@rswazey123

2 күн бұрын

This is remarkably stupid and unfunny. This is like a kid who didn’t practice for a class project.

@VaughnLower

Күн бұрын

That’s called being a professional, and knowing how to work the room, plus already knowing what jokes will hit that mark. His responses to the silence were written into the bit. This was really well done!

@rswazey123

Күн бұрын

@@VaughnLower No not really he didn’t wait for his jokes to land. They never landed and that made it awkward. There was no laughs you could hear a pin drop it was so quiet. He bombed.

11:34 "You know Jimmy Carter is out there thinking I could maybe win this thing.😂 He's only 99." I'm fucking dying man 🤣🤣

@theresacoleman-bagley5068

12 күн бұрын

And at 99, would be a far, far better choice than the "Creamsicle" who's currently on trial!

@mikehunt-fx7sf

11 күн бұрын

Grow up.

@Stop-propaganda

11 күн бұрын

The U.S. liberal democracy has always been fake as there is proof that hundreds of pro Palestine demonstrators were handcuffed and taisered and locked up!!! kzread.infoYYW8gmXmQyE?si=xYexiDE1bKz0TJcm

@danjquiroz

11 күн бұрын

SAME

@jckozzie2010

11 күн бұрын

So is he! 😂😂😂

Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell…😂😂😂😂

@jhje1139

12 күн бұрын

Mitch is already frozen!! but hey!!! do not worry, the fires of hell will defroze him!!!!

@No_cap_yo

11 күн бұрын

Is there a worse crowd for a comedian than this?

@Stop-propaganda

11 күн бұрын

The U.S. liberal democracy has always been fake as there is proof that hundreds of pro Palestine demonstrators were handcuffed and taisered and locked up!!! kzread.infoYYW8gmXmQyE?si=xYexiDE1bKz0TJcm

@cassidy2301

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@greg11786

11 күн бұрын

The people who didn't laugh are the covid cultists.

The best part of this is how Colin looks at the crowd defiantly and thinks, "Yeah, F'ers, I'm _gonna_ read this whole thing!"

@rswazey123

2 күн бұрын

Remarkably unfunny 😂🎉😂🎉🎉

That "incredible/credible" joke was such a good play on words

"I actually thought I saw Matt Gaetz here, but it was my own reflection in a spoon." How did that joke NOT land??

@obviouslyimright9134

11 күн бұрын

Wrong crowd in person

@user-zr8tp4tx5t

11 күн бұрын

It worked for me!!

@rosiered3403

11 күн бұрын

I think they didn't get the part where Gaetz has a huge head.

@vicmartone

11 күн бұрын

There's around the same the same amount of laugh as the rest. Colin is fine, but far from the same level as some people who did it in the past... Conan, Colbert, Meyers...

@celestialanger7102

10 күн бұрын

We are the audience for Jost, not the room he was in 😂

“This room froze faster than Mitch McConnell.”

@JohnnyBNerdy

12 күн бұрын

phenomenal recovery; Colin was hilarious

@scipioafricanus5871

12 күн бұрын

Jost actually went there, and he's talking about decency...

@BobZombie8806

12 күн бұрын

@@scipioafricanus5871 Moscow Mitch doesn’t deserve any mercy

The shorting Trump's debt joke really should've got a bigger laugh

@himhim6135

4 күн бұрын

I thought so as well.

“Is it Diddy?” killed me, he’s a master at creating awkward moments lol

@JackLalane-yt4iu

11 күн бұрын

Did it really kill ya?? Sorry bud, Norm MacDonald was the master at fucking yo shit up..

@CoercedJab

8 күн бұрын

Nah just further proof that Diddy is being excommunicated

"...and the race is TIED?!" Jost was funny af.

@Joey-ct8bm

13 күн бұрын

What 90% of Europeans like me think.

@Steve.._.

13 күн бұрын

"I bet if Trump did select diddy as his running mate, I bet this race would still be tied" 😂 so sad

@Steve.._.

13 күн бұрын

​​@@Joey-ct8bmhonestly, it's Insanity man.

@Marvellous132

13 күн бұрын

When you put it like that, you have to wonder WHAT THE F#£% is wrong with Americans?????

@SNOOPYSNOOP1A

13 күн бұрын

​@@Joey-ct8bmTRUMP WUZ TOO SENSITIVE TO DO THIS 😂😅😂😅

All the funnier that the New York Times is reporting that Colin Jost bombed. When he actually knocked it out of the park. Even receiving a standing ovation at the end.

@pamelastar6648

11 күн бұрын

THANK YOU for this comment

@pamelastar6648

11 күн бұрын

And I do their online puzzles every morning

@JackLalane-yt4iu

11 күн бұрын

There is absolutely no way you think this is *killing it* 😂😂😂 It's trash... Watch Norm MacDonald 1997 Bill Clinton Speech if u wanna see comedy at its finest.

@charles5a

11 күн бұрын

​@@JackLalane-yt4iuthis was the most boring, least inspiring WH Correspondents' dinner in memory. Did anybody tell him he was supposed to roast everybody? No need to suck up.

@fucknancygrace

11 күн бұрын

Are you being serious? This is fucking TRASH. What the hell is wrong with people?!

This was amazing 😂😂 I can’t believe all those journalists weren’t dying at every joke, because I was 😂

@shannonmurphy760

10 күн бұрын

The crowd isn't mic'd at the dinner so often times the reactions seem more muted, homeboy got a standing ovation, pretty sure people were really laughing, you just can't hear the crowd like you would at a taped standup special

When he just said ... 'Doug' 😂🤣

@Torrey33327

8 күн бұрын

That was a hoot!😂

I’m not from the US but i respect that this could have only happened in the USA. This right here is the exact definition of freedom of speech.

@rvds2040

13 күн бұрын

only in the us, so most european asian north/south american countries dont have the same freedom of speech/expression ?

@GarethMurphy40k

13 күн бұрын

Tell that to the students protesting about Israel's warcrimes in Gaza 😂

@thesuncollective1475

13 күн бұрын

We got Spitting Image every week

@magnusandersson5818

13 күн бұрын

There is always some guy who believes USA is the only country with freedom of speech. 🙄

@janeenharris3074

13 күн бұрын

@@rvds2040 Aussie here. They believe in their exceptionalism. Most of them don't get enough time off to travel abroad. They will realise one day. I'd rather be here than there.

I like a president that supports the White House Correspondents' Dinner!

@timegamer8672

13 күн бұрын

That is full of his activists 😂 there I completed the line for you 😂

@Lisa-pl6gv

13 күн бұрын

So lame 👉​@@timegamer8672

@SNOOPYSNOOP1A

13 күн бұрын

YUP YUP 😂😂

@LizFromDecencyUnited

12 күн бұрын

@@johnbrowne2170 In the big scheme of things, supporting a free press IS one of the things that truly DOES count. It's one of the pillars of our Republic and has set the US apart from a large part of the world. Unlike the former guy, who calls any media that reports actual facts the 'enemy of the people'.

@LizFromDecencyUnited

12 күн бұрын

@@Milwall_will_win_uclbeforeidie American..? what??? Regardless, if you support a president that supports America, then you should absolutely be supporting President Biden, because the former guy definitely does NOT.

The spoon joke was fucking hilarious

@shadowprince4482

11 күн бұрын

The photograph joke and also the Tom Petty joke I thought were both great. Carter joke was on point. There were a couple of zingers in it.

@dilldoe6969

11 күн бұрын

Was that when sleepy Joe couldn’t eat his salad?

@Ace-gl7xo

10 күн бұрын

​@@dilldoe6969no, it was afterwards when those who were hit in court by the farts told Trump 'may be for once you should eat a salad'.

@dilldoe6969

10 күн бұрын

@@Ace-gl7xo that was the gayest reply. I’m being honest with you when I say that just wasn’t funny. Objectively. I’m embarrassed of and for you, bud. May God have mercy on your soul and cure you of your TDS.

@dilldoe6969

10 күн бұрын

@@Ace-gl7xo think Commietube took down my original comment but it went something like this: “that was the gheyist reply. Just wasn’t objectively funny. May God have mercy on your soul and cure you of your TDS” I think you’re getting your humor from failing SNL or something, bud- get some help.

"And though the forest was shrinking, the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that since his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."

@reginamartinez6482

5 күн бұрын

Isn't it possible that the forest wringfully assumed the ax was like them?

@stevrgrs

5 күн бұрын

Brilliant :)

"So refreshing to see a president at a venue that doesn't begin with the bailiff saying "All Rise" "!

@stevewhite8543

12 күн бұрын

Yeah, that one got me rolling on the floor.

@steviewonderland2630

12 күн бұрын

Quote of the year 🏆

@alondathomas293

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@AdmiringFencing-zb7rw

12 күн бұрын

Waite!!!

@signumcrucis71

12 күн бұрын

Americans are experiencing one of the worst economic crises, Biden continues to sponsor the war in Ukraine, 6 thousand emigrants cross the borders every day, boys in schools dream of being women with penises, and surprisingly, everything is fine, it's Trump's fault !!

If you can’t take a joke. You don’t belong a president

@jewpremacist985

13 күн бұрын

Where was the jokes? If you voted for Biden you can't talk about "education". You have the IQ of a toy car.

@dorleedee7702

13 күн бұрын

Exactly! Also, if you say that you won’t accept the results of the election, then you shouldn’t be able to participate!

@stanbyme7874

13 күн бұрын

T*ump didn’t show up to his..little man baby

@AnaFernandez-jp5uh

13 күн бұрын

Trump could not and would not participate in this event.

@demarcusfaulkner7411

13 күн бұрын

Good point

"Wordle is here tonight...oh I mean the New York Times..." EPIC JOKE!

“This room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell…” 💀💀💀🤣

@thegreatselkie6009

9 күн бұрын

Poor Mitch had a glitch.

I actually like that Biden can take a damn joke

@XopheAdethri

13 күн бұрын

He laughed his balls off. It was refreshing.

@SNOOPYSNOOP1A

13 күн бұрын

TRUMP WUZ TOO SENSITIVE 😂

@dilligaf4219

13 күн бұрын

Biden can take a joke, the tangerine scream IS a joke

@whiskyjames4200

13 күн бұрын

Unlike his opponent, Donald J. Trump.

@hotprints

13 күн бұрын

liked when he moved his arms as if obama was controlling him after the colin puppet strings joke

"Like many of you here tonight, I pretend to do news on TV." BEST BURN.

Am I crazy or were these some of Colin’s best jokes to date?! Funny as heck, oh man

"These Mexicans are taking my stuff" - Colin Jost

@dilldoe6969

11 күн бұрын

Isn’t that what you guys are crying when they show up in your cities? 🫵🏼🤣🫵🏼🤣🫵🏼🤣

@tayloreh

10 күн бұрын

@@dilldoe6969 you guys? Not sure what you mean im just quotinh Colin Jost Sarah Sherman style

@dilldoe6969

10 күн бұрын

@@tayloreh the libs. They’re in support of open borders until the illegals are bused to democrat cities. Pretty comical

@JustLikeHeaven77

9 күн бұрын

It's really true

The "Obama got Bin Laden, You got OJ" line did it for me dawg.

@Espinozamarcos98

13 күн бұрын

That was the fuckin’ best!!

@AA-zv6yo

13 күн бұрын

He did it for norm... and weekend update

@sydneyevans2637

13 күн бұрын

​@@AA-zv6yoAbsolutely.

@DDd-gm8uz

13 күн бұрын

@@AA-zv6yo Norm wouldn't take this gig right now, even if he were here. This is so actively pathetic.

@SNOOPYSNOOP1A

13 күн бұрын

HELL YEAH 😅😂😂😅

3:24 - “Matt Gaetz is at REGULAR Prom!!” -Colin Jost LMFAO 😂😂😂😂

@helluvastart

13 күн бұрын

Matt is not his reflection. Matt has a balls to stand up against military industrial complex. He is a fucking sycophant

@HaakonAnderson

13 күн бұрын

I thought I saw him here but it was just me looking into a spoon. 😂🤣😭

@MarkLewis-qe4pj

13 күн бұрын

But I forgot to mention the prom Gaetz was at was for a grade 8 graduation.

@vonsuthoff

13 күн бұрын

*BRAVO COLIN AND BRAVO DECENCY!*

@SNOOPYSNOOP1A

13 күн бұрын

HE GOT HIM 💯💪😅😂🤣

Colin… I love you buddy. You nailed it. You were funny, respectful, honest, and didn’t try to be “over the top” with anything. Keep up the good work and please try and be “helpful” with Mike… He try’s hard but struggles at times…

My man was up there with a flamethrower 😂😂

Vice president harris..... doug.

@marcwarren4393

13 күн бұрын

😁

@SNOOPYSNOOP1A

13 күн бұрын

HE KILLED ME WIT' THAT 💀🤣😅🤣😂

@edstryker7745

12 күн бұрын

I loved that one! 😂😂😂

@Apollo_Blaze

12 күн бұрын

That was so funny. Love Colin so much. 💙💙💙

@akrenwinkle

12 күн бұрын

@@Ginric99 Gosh, I wish there was a way to look up these things. I dunno... put important words in some sort of, I guess, maybe a search engine? Maybe one day.

I thought the crowd was awful. Too worried to laugh outright.

@martinhumble

13 күн бұрын

Yes, the atmosphere has changed because of Trump destroying every good thing that exists

@eyzonm3

13 күн бұрын

I think most of his jokes didn't land personally.

@lukeamato423

13 күн бұрын

​@@eyzonm3I personally laughed my ass off

@user-mv5yy8xi8o

13 күн бұрын

I didn't see Trump anywhere there. But the place was infected with TDS ​@@martinhumble

@pete-ex7qt

13 күн бұрын

It's a room full of very serious people.

He's really smart to do it like that. He got a standing ovation!

Only Colin Jost could make this work in such a complex time.

Beautiful ending. Decency. This country so so needs decency.

@DV-mq5fv

12 күн бұрын

Don't for Biden to help in that regard. He is truly a horrific person.

@user-om4wm4ky9h

12 күн бұрын

100%

@rochellestarr9538

12 күн бұрын

IN this country DECENCY outnumbers Maga by a landslide!!!!!!!

@tomhaggard3352

12 күн бұрын

​@@DV-mq5fvWhy do you spread this lie? Is this the best job a russian young person can aspire to? Is your country so broken that these propaganda jobs are the best that are available? That's a shame,most of us here in the US and our allies have jobs building our country and economy to provide better lives for ourselves,families and our country. Really too bad you guys have to resort to crappy jobs like "disinformation specialist".

@locadisa

12 күн бұрын

​@@DV-mq5fvThe only horrific person that I see is the adulterer on trial. God sees all

“I didn’t think there was a step down from Fox News…” Colin went hard. Loved it!,,

I live on Staten Island from Brooklyn, I love firemen, your grandfather sounds like a king. I salute your grandfather

Colin did sooo good. I would chew off my arm to hear the jokes he skipped!!!

Damn that story about Colin’s grandpa… and his closing was really a lot more serious and touching than expected.

You know Lara Trump was fuming after he shit on her singing. Lmao

@Woosaidthat

12 күн бұрын

The self realization must’ve been a real slap in the face

@keefrasputin634

12 күн бұрын

Not sure I’d call it singing.

@sassenachdragon

12 күн бұрын

She’s gotta know it’s horrible, right??

@kimberlybossie1023

12 күн бұрын

Colin is killing’ it!

@sonjaleesloth

12 күн бұрын

Crowd sucked.

I can just see Michael Che at home laughing at his joke he made Collin say 😂 This was great though, good job Jost

😂 man that was disrespectful to The Lorax And Grinch.

“My wife agreed to meet each and every one of you…she hates privacy” 😂 love Scarlet’s sportswomanship ❤

@Stop-propaganda

11 күн бұрын

The U.S. liberal democracy has always been fake as there is proof that hundreds of pro Palestine demonstrators were handcuffed and taisered and locked up!!! kzread.infoYYW8gmXmQyE?si=xYexiDE1bKz0TJcm

@eas_sae

9 күн бұрын

Sportswomanship lmao

@CoercedJab

8 күн бұрын

Amen and awomen 🤡

It's funny watching Colin be nervous. He's always in control on SNL

@billhampton6605

13 күн бұрын

Exactly!

@billhampton6605

13 күн бұрын

He's doing a half decent job.

@ChrisAlbertH47

13 күн бұрын

I don't see why he would be nervous. Unless he had to make jokes about Brandon being a genocide enabler, which I doubt very much he did.

@stevehensley5096

13 күн бұрын

He nailed it. I just noticed SNL is on see you later.

@andrewpelletier1199

13 күн бұрын

Don't see that...

Absolute grand roasting! Jost just knocked it out of the park!

"In solidarity with biden, I decided to lose all my black support." LMAO, it's too early to be laughing this hard

😂😂😂 Theres no step down from Fox News.

@helluvastart

13 күн бұрын

While you watch fake news cnn ?

@SNOOPYSNOOP1A

13 күн бұрын

GOT 'EM 💯💪😅😂🤣

@danielwaters191

12 күн бұрын

Check the late night ratings. They beat everyone else

@rudeliorodriqueziii1090

12 күн бұрын

Yup, sick burn!

@tanz7877

12 күн бұрын

Magnificent

As a teenager in the '60s, I recall this event being bipartisan and entertaining. Both sides of the aisle were cordial and could take a joke.

@Joey-ct8bm

13 күн бұрын

I remember republicans being bipartisan.

@TaxTheChurches.

13 күн бұрын

There really weren't two sides back then. Fox didn't exist. You had big and little papers who were all socially conservative (compared to now) and supported the Vietnam war.

@ross-carlson

13 күн бұрын

Yeah, that stopped with the modern GOP who knows not how to act bipartisan nor take a joke. Who's the only modern president who didn't attend this???

@terryoquinn8199

13 күн бұрын

Hey Joey , they used to be bipartisan now they’re just bipolar .

@tomsd8656

13 күн бұрын

​@@TaxTheChurches.Supporting the VN war was conservative? LBJ escalated it by sending US troops in. That's a leftist agenda supported by RINO. It's the same now with Ukraine.

"She HATES privacy" lmao. Well done Colin

I like how KZread just randomly decides when they want to add a “timed” filter to the comment sections.

A fine job you did tonight Jost, yer grandpa would have been very proud. MANY THANKS, many laughs, great to see the event back with such decency.

@wkahn1005

12 күн бұрын

Those that attended are Democrats Activists calling themselves journalists who were awarded Pulitzer Prizes for the Russian Hoax Story then they went on to cover up the Hunter Biden LAPTOP FROM HELL story. Fake News is alive and well with CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS and NBC

A playboy New Yorker took abortion away, but an 80 year old catholic is trying to bring it back. Wow 😮

@user-pu2yy8xd9x

12 күн бұрын

Seeing it written out like you did is... wow.

@RosiePosie_333

12 күн бұрын

This “decent” President is advocating for the allowance of the killing of the most vulnerable…the unborn.

@ingridwheeler3180

12 күн бұрын

Nobody's business but Her Own.

@rrod3069

12 күн бұрын

How does it affect you waking it in the morning? Or even better are you the one that is going to answer God for this when it’s your time? No well than stfu and move on

@brucegelman5582

12 күн бұрын

Decency wins

" Tom Petty died again" on Laura Trump's song, oh no he didn't LOL

He roasted his wife. No one was spared.

the room just froze faster than Micth McDoconald 😂😂

@gr8ful191

12 күн бұрын

@@marcosolo6491 aww Don't be a hater..Sippin on the Hateraid isn't good for your health sir...😂😂✌🏾🗳️💙

Colin's Grandpa would be very proud of him!

So many good one liners, but it's such a tough crowd

Imagine referring to your family and meaning SCARLETT FREAKING JOHANSSEN!

Colin was so on point. Most of the crowd didn't get his jokes; they had to think about it for another second, to catch on, then it was too late to applaud.

@KMx108

13 күн бұрын

Too much wine dulls the senses and slows processing speed.

@BansheeBunny

13 күн бұрын

@@KMx108 lol Edit: So, true.

@martinhumble

13 күн бұрын

Too afraid to show what they really think of Trump I think

@SNOOPYSNOOP1A

13 күн бұрын

TOO MANY OLD HEADZ 😂😂

@RedTitan5

12 күн бұрын

I think some of them are boomers wahahaa

I swear you can hear Che laughing his ass off.

@cisconficisconfi679

10 күн бұрын

Yes!!! I thought it was only me.

@Britt-yx8hz

5 күн бұрын

Lol I heard it too 😂

the lil "you remember" got me ngl

Colin is a funny guy. He nailed it.

And the race is tied???? That one did for me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@robinhall214

12 күн бұрын

Me too with all the negativity with trump how's that even possible....think people how the office of the presidency has been reduced to a new low, shameful 😢

@jmhorange

12 күн бұрын

@@robinhall214 Might have to do with Israel publicly humiliating and contradicting anything the Biden Administration says. Ukraine doesn't always follow what we say, like for instance attacking inside Russia, which the Biden administration has told Ukrainians is a red line. But Ukraine most of the time doesn't admit to it being them. They don't have a press conference and publicly disagree with Biden and say sometimes you have to ignore your friends. That's called respect. Ukraine respects America. Israel doesn't respect America, they go out of their way to show they are in charge and America is weak and Biden's done nothing to deal with that. Whatever your stance is on the war in Gaza, certainly no one wants a door mat that any foreign country can walk all over as President. Biden needs to step up in the next 6 months, as a leader of the free world or his poll numbers are going to continue dropping. The latest polls show Trump ahead by a few points, makes 100 percent sense to me because Americans aren't fools.

One can take a joke the other IS a joke

@angeresists5493

11 күн бұрын

Absolute truth...

@DamienSullivan-hw4lq

11 күн бұрын

One can take a joke because hes senile and can't even find his way off stage 😂😂😂😂

@kendrabryant4738

11 күн бұрын

@@DamienSullivan-hw4lq is that all you’ve got? He’s obviously not senile, getting older sure, but not senile. Trump has had more gaffs than anyone in recent months. You may need to try to find some different comebacks that are valid and hold more water.

@albertfralinger2711

11 күн бұрын

And one is so decent he’s currently funding a genocide

@truthhurts00777

11 күн бұрын

What jokes ??

Love a man with humility who can laugh at himself.

My reflection in a spoon IS CRAZYYYYYY 😂😂😂😂😂😂

He does looks like someone they would do the “Republican response”. 🤣

The ending of Jost’s remarks, when he told the story of his grandfather, was equivalent to a gymnast finishing their flips and landing the finish so strongly. Touché Mr. Jost - here’s to your grandfather. May his memory always be a blessing, and may we always remember to lead with the basic principle of DECENCY as a core value.

@minttobe1

12 күн бұрын

I agree, when a young man can speak volume for a generation of a person the same age that has worked hard, fought for rights and freedom is exceptional. I’m 51 and still reflect on my grandfather’s wisdom and hard work. Excellent job Colin!

@jmhorange

12 күн бұрын

Biden, a decent man. A decent man that lets Netanyahu humiliate him publicly in a press conference, directly contradicting what Biden said a couple hours earlier and says sometimes you have to ignore your friends (i.e. Ignore Biden and America.) 4 more years of other countries realizing they too can publicly humiliate America sounds fun....cause Biden is such a decent man....

REAL fair and balanced humor. Good to see a president laugh at himself, instead of a former one, fly into a rage and post vitriolic ramblings...

Rough crowd. The jokes are actually very good.

The Gaetz/Lara Trump gags were outstanding

@scipioafricanus5871

12 күн бұрын

I expected Kamala to receive a broadside but nothing from Jost was forthcoming.

I loved the joke about Trump sleeping in court , as to not appear “woke”! 👨‍⚖️😴🤡

@SNOOPYSNOOP1A

13 күн бұрын

✊️😎💯💪😅🤣😂🤣

@billhampton6605

12 күн бұрын

Exactly!!!

@ALCRAN2010

12 күн бұрын

Anti-woke. Or blind as a bat.

@joshuakelly9390

12 күн бұрын

Why wouldn't Trump sleep through nonsense trials? Dude is out there busting his ass to make the country better yet losers reprimand him for it in court. Gross.

@warb635

12 күн бұрын

I came up with that joke myself first time I heard of the sleeping. So probably obvious joke to make.

Thanx for airing this on here! Verry funny!

The pause for dramatic effect every line is hilarious

@DMNSAV

5 күн бұрын

I was about to say the same thing. The jokes were really funny, but it didn’t seem like the crowd was digging it. 😂

Decency what a beautiful term what a beautiful man I am crying right now listening to this young man talk about our president versus the other horrible person. Donald Trump is a nightmare, thank God there are people in this world that are decent and humane and loving.

@1247.cccccc

13 күн бұрын

You're a victim of lobotomization.

@joshuakelly9390

12 күн бұрын

KZread will censor anything that goes against this retarded narrative.

@christophlieding734

12 күн бұрын

From your friends in Germany>> best wishes, some prayers and Gesundheit. If you could unite again we together could stop the wars, looming inflation, crazy migration which is chaos here and a big burden and might not be good at all. We are worse of then you with that. By the way "Danke" for helping with the evil person who wanted to make us great again. Never again. Hopefully you can learn from our mistakes. Seeing a lot of similarities what was going on in our dark times and what is happening in your beautiful country. Looking from the outside and what comes out of Trump mouth we think this cant be real. More love and lets cry together. Is it the time of comedian and dictators?

@joshuakelly9390

12 күн бұрын

Of course my comment gets deleted by the inbred left. You lot absolutely despise free speech.

@domtom8501

12 күн бұрын

My father born and raised in Scranton/Dunmore a noted high school then Scranton University athlete turned professional just before WW 2 said Joe Biden came from a good family as he knew his father. My dad was cynical about politics but was encouraged and supported Joe Biden for his decency.

yes Biden is a decent man❤

@michaelwagner6877

13 күн бұрын

I'm sure 30k+ people would disagree.

@jessicadelossantos7727

13 күн бұрын

yes i believe you possibly millions, and thats okay

@michaelwagner6877

13 күн бұрын

@@jessicadelossantos7727 I genuinely hope, for our least privileged, that it is "okay" and not a greater indication of more heinous things to come.

@lukeamato423

13 күн бұрын

​@@jessicadelossantos7727 because there's many more millions that do

@lukeamato423

13 күн бұрын

4 more years

The diddy joke was spot on😂

Props to Collin for keeping it classy. Most guy's in his position would only be like I wish I was married to Scarlet Johanson.

This must be the most difficult gig a comedian can work, requiring an insanely delicate balance between political decorum and genuine humor. Jost did about as well as anyone could at the Correspondents' Dinner, well done

Trump would be angrier, if it was Jimmy Kimmel doing this

@oldrrocr

13 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 that loud whining sound is truth social spinning up for the night.

@Matt92Machine

13 күн бұрын

Kimmel wouldn't have been as funny, but I agree.

@littlelieka

13 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@XopheAdethri

13 күн бұрын

Kimmel can do the first one Trump watches from a jail cell.

@Moluccan56

13 күн бұрын

He would stroke out.

Bravo to Colin Jost. That was a fantastic speech. Can’t wait to meet Scarlett Johansson now 😂

this is an expert roaster

The grandpa story was touching and the perfect ending to the night. Thank you, Colin.

The fact that Biden takes his roasting with a great sense of humour , not taking himself so seriously.

@cliffordlesley7746

12 күн бұрын

Trump 2024

@mrrandom1265

12 күн бұрын

Nobody, Biden included, takes him seriously

@tobiastyler2781

12 күн бұрын

​@@cliffordlesley7746 lmao fortunately he's gonna lose...AGAIN..go ahead and waste your vote though lol

@AtariBorn

12 күн бұрын

​@SarahD-uy5pfKeep telling yourself that. 😂

@AtariBorn

12 күн бұрын

​@@cliffordlesley7746Dump 2024 years in the clink.

Scarlett Johansson must be a really proud wife.

Saw it live, watched it again. Superb job Colin!

I still remember Obama's total 🔥 to trump. The whole crowd was laughing at trump...in his face! trump's hatred for Obama has festered ever since. He NEVER got over it.

@jannivannibell

12 күн бұрын

Obama drone striked more innocent middle easterners than any other president- that's why they call him o-bomb-a

@notyourroad

12 күн бұрын

He never got over being exposed as the racist t-r-a-s-h he is back in 2011 earlier in that week.

@JC-hq7iu

12 күн бұрын

He, quite literally, ran for president because of that moment

@SeansModelBuilds

12 күн бұрын

​@@marcosolo6491But Obama didn't lose Re-Election; Trump did. And he's been whining about it ever since.

@WitchagainstTrump

12 күн бұрын

The only reason Trump doesn't like Obama is because he's African- American. Trump is a racist meat suit.

Colin Jost was on point - he brought laughs to what is no laughing matter. Practical comedic management.

@Hgood1

12 күн бұрын

thank you--you get it--I'm surprised how many people commenting on here missed what Colin was ultimately preparing to do. He knew he was working up to a very serious message. "Everything things seem strange now" kind of speaks to the more serious thoughts now on his mind. His call for decency speaks to his real concerns for this country.

@angeresists5493

11 күн бұрын

I absolutely agree...

Great job Colin!! That was really great. Well done!

Oh, this was priceless! Thank you!

Leave it to a comedian to bring humor and heart, with a hopeful sense of decency. Atta’Boy Colin!

@beckyearls2540

12 күн бұрын

Except it was clearly one-sided. Ridiculous.

@Ordinaryguy82

12 күн бұрын

@@beckyearls2540 to consider a call for decency one-sided, that’s pretty ridiculous.

@beckyearls2540

12 күн бұрын

@@Ordinaryguy82 subjective

@Ordinaryguy82

12 күн бұрын

@@beckyearls2540 Decency is subjective? You do understand how one sided that sounds? Might even go so far as to say….Ridiculous. How about this, I’m American, if you are than understand, I hope things find you in a better place tomorrow and that I mean you no ill will.

Colin did a great job hosting, AND PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN LOOKS LIKE HE HAD A GREAT TIME. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@moeezawan2329

11 күн бұрын

Committing gen0cide. There completed your sentence.

@DamienSullivan-hw4lq

11 күн бұрын

Liberals are full of s...

@humptydumpty2659

11 күн бұрын

​@@BougieFeral that's because otherwise SleepyJoe wouldn't understand a word

@jasonlindbeck8023

10 күн бұрын

​@@BougieFerallisten to what Norm Macdonald said about his hosting the dinner, it's actually super intimidating day of because deep down you know exactly how powerful these people are. The pauses are because a part of you is expecting to get shot after every roast.

Excellent, Colin! ❤ it!

I vote Decency.

@danielwaters191

12 күн бұрын

Biden showered with his daughter. That's not decent

@janmortimer1758

12 күн бұрын

Then don’t vote for gen j*!🤢

@petermckenna2713

12 күн бұрын

Perfect! Another vote for trump!

@ga6589

11 күн бұрын

@@petermckenna2713 A guy who brags about grabbing women's crotches, insults former POW's, and praises dictators and despots is not decent by any stretch of the imagination.

@symontemplar1418

11 күн бұрын

​@@petermckenna2713meh

“I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight but it was just my reflection in a spoon”…then you hear some lady go “ahhh that’s good” 😂🤣😂🤣

Biden was not bitter when Jost roasted him

showing this to a foreigner would probably be the most confusing and embarrassing thing ever. only in america do politicians and comedians and politicians sit at a diner and its broadcasted on prime news television

Started laughing at the beginning when I remembered how angry Trump was at his first Dinner.

@carlwilliams6977

13 күн бұрын

Trump was pissed because Obama (who was president) roasted him. Trump didn't have the balls to attend this when he was "president".

@southerngirlraven7

13 күн бұрын

@@carlwilliams6977 I think that’s where it all started. Trump couldn’t let it go, got obsessed with the whole “birther” thing then decided to enter politics, because in his mind, he was in competition with Obama. 🤦‍♀️ All because he wasn’t man enough to take a damned joke.

@terryoquinn8199

13 күн бұрын

And the whole little dick thing .

@skepticalfan

13 күн бұрын

Same

@tamarrafisher9648

13 күн бұрын

💙💙💙🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️