Trump's Miserable in Court, Majority of Men Think He Respects Women & Deranged Governor Shoots Puppy
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Trump’ has reportedly been miserable at his trial, he wished Melania Happy Birthday from outside the courtroom, he was in Miami to meet with his favorite punching bag Ron DeSantis, Eric made an appearance on Fox News to try and help his father out, Donald posted about RFK Jr. five different times over the weekend, boxer Ryan Garcia got an invite to Mar-a-Lago, the NFL Draft wrapped up and there were some excellent interview moments, South Dakota Governor and current Trump VP candidate Kristi Noem admitted to shooting her dog and several other farm animals, a majority of men think that Donald Trump respects women, and the monologue is interrupted by a young man in the audience who also respects women deeply.
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"New York Hates You" was just toooooo F'ing funny!
@Tigerlily1950
21 күн бұрын
I wish there was better than a thumbs up for your comment 🤗
@mindyschocolate
21 күн бұрын
Music to my ears.
@ironcauldrontarot
21 күн бұрын
Love how trump pointed and waved like he was getting cheered.
@annenelson5656
21 күн бұрын
Good on NYC!
@annenelson5656
21 күн бұрын
@@Tigerlily1950 I know! I wish I could give a hundred thumbs up.
I can't believe that Noam shot a 13 month old German Wirehaired Pointer. Those are high energy dogs. She was just a bad owner and not just because of her politics. Of course that dog was going to go after chickens. It is a bird dog. Duh!
@Confucius_Says...
21 күн бұрын
You, are too intelligent to be the Governor of South Dakota‼️😂
@ln8116
21 күн бұрын
She could have called an animal shelter
@CharlotteStockton
21 күн бұрын
She needs to be jailed for animal abuse.
@katiecaddle209
21 күн бұрын
Its south Dakota she's the governor of.
@elisaa9981
20 күн бұрын
If you have an untrained dog, you have no business letting it out from the car unleashed when you're visiting a neighbor's farm with free ranging chickens. How she could have committed that mistake, what with knowing how the dog responded to birds in the wild, and with her supposed experience from growing up on a farm, is beyond my comprehension.
I grew up on a ranch. We never shot an animal for misbehaving or smelling bad. We trained them, sold them, or cleaned them. Dear God what a narcissistic maniac.
@jamiehammer3588
20 күн бұрын
That's the way we did it also.
@michellenorris8471
20 күн бұрын
8:30 People can get a prison sentence in the U.K. for animal cruelty.
@Mark2sCar310
20 күн бұрын
She should go to the UK and say what she did and go to jail
@theoriginalkrabbypatty
20 күн бұрын
But unborn babies are ok I’m sure 🙄
@b.freanch227
20 күн бұрын
EXACTLY.
That poor dog. She could have just surrendered it to an animal shelter or rescue.
@KAS6558
20 күн бұрын
we are talking about a republican. She would have never given the dog a break.
@flenzy
20 күн бұрын
The goat as well. If these animals hated her, they had good reason.
@jacquelineotto4148
20 күн бұрын
She thinks by killing that beautiful dog makes her to be more MAGA.
@francie5161
20 күн бұрын
And 3 horses that had been in the family for 25 years.
@helenmcfarland2997
20 күн бұрын
In order to do that she would have to prove she had a humane bone in her body! NEVER HAPPEN!
None of Noem’s staffers said anything because they were afraid they’d get dragged out to the gravel pit
@Confucius_Says...
21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ln8116
21 күн бұрын
Her kids are probably scared to death of her.
@LunaShimmyDiva
20 күн бұрын
She single-handedly made “the gravel pit” new catch phrase for unsafe circumstances. That takes talent!
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
20 күн бұрын
Makes you wonder what else is buried in that gravel pit😮
@marvinmartin4692
20 күн бұрын
Can you imagine how her children would freak out if mom said let’s go to the gravel pit!
I’m glad Noem was too stupid and insane to realize she probably shouldn’t tell people she kills puppies. When these people tell you who they are, believe them.
@zbaschtian
20 күн бұрын
What's even worse is that despite this there's still a small amount on internet trolls trying to defend her.
Melania doesn’t take his calls, so he has to use the media…
@tck3041
19 күн бұрын
😅 love it!
@longlivedemocracy756
16 күн бұрын
That was a good one! Thanks for the laugh 🤣!
Hating animals tells me everything I need to know about a person.
@JennyJeong425
3 күн бұрын
Exactly!
Damn! That “NEW YORK HATES YOU!” chant was perfectly in time. Rare.
@amarbyrd2520
20 күн бұрын
We practice so we're ready every time he shows up. My mom thinks Trump Tower should be converted to public housing 😊
@Lisa-pl6gv
20 күн бұрын
That. Is. Awesome.
@dwhitman3092
20 күн бұрын
@@amarbyrd2520 😂👍
@davidlundquist1979
20 күн бұрын
Well, it is only one more syllable than "Let's go Mets!" They've got lots of practice.
@joyceevans7734
20 күн бұрын
@@amarbyrd2520they should house the migrants that DeSantis bused to New York in Trump Tower for Free 😅
If Noem treats her pets like this what is she doing to her Children.. ?
@paddyholly2184
21 күн бұрын
But she Trusts Her Teeth to California haha.
@darrellwallick3269
21 күн бұрын
Oh Dear God, Does She have Children??😮😢😮😢
@alysiareid6659
21 күн бұрын
@@paddyholly2184Texas
@alank1220
21 күн бұрын
"if you don't make valedictorian .... Well, I won't say, just remember what happened to Cricket"
@perkasami6305
21 күн бұрын
@@paddyholly2184She went to Texas for her teeth
Ahhh RIP Cricket 😢. I lived on a farm - this is not how animals are treated.
@buddhacat422
20 күн бұрын
Totally agree!
@LFetterman7903
20 күн бұрын
Perhaps that’s how things were done on the farm…A HUNDRED YEARS AGO! In 2024?! ABSOLUTELY NOT! This woman is a PSYCHOPATH!
@mayatara1980
5 күн бұрын
So I suppose they all live their full lives until they die of old age?
No wonder Melania sleeps in her own room! I don't blame her!
@sundayoliver3147
20 күн бұрын
No one made her marry him...
@bessiestrain9385
19 күн бұрын
She is sleeping not even in the same building!
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire
@darrellwallick3269
21 күн бұрын
Absolutely 💯 %😮
@jeromefitzroy
20 күн бұрын
Voltaire? Don’t care.
@michaelawford7325
20 күн бұрын
@@jeromefitzroy Your choice
@sjstone.7989
20 күн бұрын
@@jeromefitzroyTrump loves the uneducated.
@user-pb7ig4sv2l
20 күн бұрын
Good quote. The poorly educated will hate it
Biden's statement with his opponent being a six year old is just hilarious.
@S.Shea2432
21 күн бұрын
President Biden shouldn't offend six year olds by comparing them to trump!! 🤣🤣
@whiskyjames4200
21 күн бұрын
He's more like a 3 year old spoiled brat!
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313
21 күн бұрын
Let's be honest. His description was honest n right in a way my good n confused granddad talks
@loookaroundyou
21 күн бұрын
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313Sorry for your feelings
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313
21 күн бұрын
@@loookaroundyou it's an analysis with no regard for feelings. I'm balanced as Snoop in a music video
Training a dog to hunt birds, and then getting upset that it....hunted some birds, and then determining a 13 month old puppy is "untrainable" so ENDING ITS LIFE is disney villain level behavior!
@stevejette2329
19 күн бұрын
matt - Cruella Deville ? Dalmation hater.
@Torrey33327
18 күн бұрын
@@stevejette2329 Cruella loved Dalmations...made into coats.
"New York Hates You!"
@jlrice571
20 күн бұрын
I love NYC
@johnmaki3046
16 күн бұрын
COMMON MORALITY HATES NOEM!
@tonib.3016
8 күн бұрын
The world does too 😂
Wow, just wow. She's not just the type of person who shoots a puppy, but the kind of person who thinks it's everyone will think nothing of it. She's mental
@karenseeley6174
20 күн бұрын
She actually thought that the story would endear people to her!
@annjohnson8437
20 күн бұрын
She murdered a pet goat as well. She is a psychopath! ❤
@joedaniels1597
20 күн бұрын
@karenseel ey6174 she resonated with the people she was trying to reach. The people in her state must be very proud of her.
@patientzero5685
20 күн бұрын
@@joedaniels1597many city people would be shocked at how differently country people love their animals
@texasrefugee7888
20 күн бұрын
@@patientzero5685"love"?
The kid with the jackets is an everyday guy, I hope he stays humble mom should be proud
@marysaum2213
20 күн бұрын
He's cute ❤
@designbyplum
20 күн бұрын
Yesss!
@amandainsa1048
20 күн бұрын
He's absolutely right, IMO. I just bought a really nice coat and 2 hoodies. 60% off!
@VaveeDances
16 күн бұрын
I thought it was super sweet…telling the world how his mom taught him to be a smart shopper ❤
There is something very wrong with that guy Ryan Garcia. He needs help
@buddhacat422
20 күн бұрын
The tatoo ink has gone to his brain...
@xy6845
20 күн бұрын
You don't say haha 😂
My dog took around 2 years to fully train. He lived to 15 years old. He was the best dog.
@mykingdomforak9
20 күн бұрын
💝. Patience, and Love 🥰, (with many treats always on-hand☺️). 💞 🐾
@Sirtuner
20 күн бұрын
And it take constNt training...not just when you feel like it.
@mykingdomforak9
20 күн бұрын
@@Sirtuner Important to train when they feel their best 😊, therefore, only when they feel up to it, and never overwhelm them. Allow dogs to be themselves. 💕 🐾. Tamar Geller has excellent books regarding how to train them, humanely. 🥰
@MsMars.
20 күн бұрын
Kristi Noem could have easily called dog whisperer, Cesar Milan. He would have jumped at the chance to film an episode or two of training her on how to correctly behave with her dog.
@dsddala467
20 күн бұрын
Yep, we got our rescue doggie, Roxanne when she was around 2, and she was not house trained. It literally took 2 weeks with lots of positive affirmation when she would do her business outside, and put outside the minute she messed in the house with the bag or rags used to clean up her mess. Never mean, never scolding. She got it. I adopted another rescue, Junebug who was 8 and never house trained. Oh, man, it took a year. That old adage about not being able to teach an old dog a new trick...it's was rough, but we did it. My point is at 14 months, I could teach that dog to do anything. Noem is stupid and lazy and cruel. She should be banned from ever having a dog again.
New York hates him! 😂😅😂❤
@democracylives8448
21 күн бұрын
Hells yeah we do!!
@loganmalough2379
21 күн бұрын
Yeah. So does Canada!
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
21 күн бұрын
I'm so proud of my community. Speaking truth to .... orange mess. 🌆💙🌊💙🌊🌆
@m.capazzi9470
21 күн бұрын
So does California!
@lovetafrank7852
21 күн бұрын
Well a lot of montanans do but not all.
In Portugal where im from and live the "lady" who shot the dog would go to jail for that.
@ednaking956
19 күн бұрын
Our justice system is a joke here in the states. They make it up as they go. And don't get me started on women's NO-Rights. So dangerous for women here!!! 🤬
@cactustree505
18 күн бұрын
Can we send her to Portugal and then put her on the Do Not Fly list?
@johnmaki3046
16 күн бұрын
EVERYONE "needs" to visit Portugal nowadays; LET US "fund" Christi Noams' "ADVENTURE"!
When you have to put an animal down, you do it with compassion -- not in a fit of rage. Noem displayed a rage reaction which reflects lack of self-control -- not toughness.
PETA should go after Noem for her own admission of her cruelty of animals..., WTF ???
@rachelolson5488
21 күн бұрын
I want to hear from the "responsible breeders " and the AKC, I'M WAITING.
@user-yu2zx4cg8h
21 күн бұрын
Yes!
@tylerkochman1007
21 күн бұрын
PETA’s not a government agency. The worst they can do is run ads and protest her
@bobthrepeeoh
21 күн бұрын
PETA steals pets and livestock from people's yards. Being a member should land you in prison for being a member of a crime ring.
@sdsmt99
21 күн бұрын
Those Peta arrest warrants...man, be better...WTF???
Noem is absolutely vile
@rcpilot179
21 күн бұрын
Fun fact. She is banned from 17% of her own state. Seems like she has issues with Native Americans.
@teresajohansen2589
20 күн бұрын
Her big lips and killing her dog is sickening
@y0nd3r
20 күн бұрын
Noem Going Back
@howardlashbrook8500
20 күн бұрын
Would you expect anything else from the Maga cult?
@stevejette2329
19 күн бұрын
jj - LOTS of animals are killed every day. Some for food, some for unwanted. Around the world, many people use dogs for food. (I have seen dogs eaten). But the real Noem problem is her inability to know how this would be received. Politicians are so often out of touch with the citizens.
If you can't be patient with animals you should not have any.
Unbelievable! What a horrible human being 🤬
WILLINGLY admitting to killing your own dog as a "life moment" is CRAZYYY WACKO !
@DexPlaysBad
20 күн бұрын
Right like she could have EASILY found it a home where someone else would better know how to handle and train him and love him
"New York Hates You!"🤣🤣🤣
@aggressiveattitudeera887
21 күн бұрын
My respect for New York grows.
@A.Briggs628
21 күн бұрын
Ohhh Yeah! 🎤🎼 I love New York 🎶🎵 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵
@MH-nz4mv
21 күн бұрын
"Germany hates you"! too😝😝😝
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
21 күн бұрын
⚖️🌆💙🌊💙🌊🌆⚖️
@Dee_Nice89
21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her best birthday present was him not being with her. She was beyond happy I’m sure.
That man is incapable of respecting anyone.
@lukedeluxe
20 күн бұрын
Temper Tan Trump
@elainstill1671
20 күн бұрын
Anyone (male or female) who votes for Donald doesn't respect women or themselves.
@xy6845
20 күн бұрын
I mean look how he lives, he doesn't even respect himself.
@audiogeneral
19 күн бұрын
Kim Jong Un is hurt.
Signs of a sociopath • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory. • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority. • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong. • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner. • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt. • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.
@gotyoubythezipper
21 күн бұрын
Exactly.....
@jokendrick2124
21 күн бұрын
Donald Tootie Trump fits the criteria. Not surprised.
@shesaknitter
21 күн бұрын
Noem should put all of that on her resume...spelling it out, so to speak. Maybe she has in that book. What an awful, awful person.
@nicholasfarrell5981
21 күн бұрын
Newman!
@ramachandra7729
21 күн бұрын
Another sign of a sociopath: ignoring the ongoing genocide completely and never referring to it like a coward. F ABC! Free Palestine!
where the hell do they get these men who think trump respects women? not here.
@badpiggies988
20 күн бұрын
Those “polls” are a joke, at this point you deserve to be lied to if you’re still taking them seriously
@TooSlowTube
20 күн бұрын
It was another poll of people with landlines who answer calls from strangers. Almost no one under 40 has a landline... apparently.
@dawnstanley1733
20 күн бұрын
@@TooSlowTube Lol, I'm older and still don't have a landine. Who are these people? My dad who's 84 still don't have a landline.
@martinfiedler4317
20 күн бұрын
It's simple: compare him to Brandon... Mr. "My daughter is scared to take a shower, when I'm in da house"
@dawnstanley1733
20 күн бұрын
@@martinfiedler4317 Is that why she is sticking up for her dad? Because it never happened.
Jimmy you are helping me stay sane throughout all of this idiotic presidential campaign and beyond.
This woman gocernor of south dakota should go to jail for killing animals.
She needs to be arrested for cruelty to animals.
@ln8116
21 күн бұрын
She could have given the dog to an animal shelter.
@garcia4835
20 күн бұрын
@@ln8116or to another home 😢
@c.guydubois8270
20 күн бұрын
Some training? Perhaps A wee bit of responsible control/ownership...
@meganbyrne2138
20 күн бұрын
@@c.guydubois8270she’s untrainable. And by “she” I mean Kristi Noem
@scipioafricanus5871
20 күн бұрын
@@c.guydubois8270 she probably tried to train the puppy herself, you know how a governor salary doesn't pay for a dog trainer these days...
To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt: "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."
@Nothingbutlovehere369
21 күн бұрын
❤
@robinsansing2642
21 күн бұрын
Could you forward to the Supreme Court Judges, they don't seem to have a clue about these great words!
@Tigerlily1950
21 күн бұрын
Where are politicians of such integrity today. We are at a loss for it
@kitcoffey7194
21 күн бұрын
Which is why the public has suffered from Trump's endless stalling and delaying tactics, when anyone else doing the same stuff would have long been in jail by now. Democracy demands swift justice.
@lesleyjohnson8488
21 күн бұрын
And ironically, and in spite of how much I still admire him, he is partially responsible for the Republican Party as it is today. His Bull Moose party stripped the Republicans of their progressive faction in a contest with William Howard Taft for the conservative vote. Now it bears only a ghostly resemblance to the party of Lincoln. 😢
Hey Jimmy, I've actually experienced these red hats first hand and the trauma they cause. They drive around the community with those big American flags waving off the back of their cars and it's absolutely terrifying to experience. Vote blue as if your life depends on it. 💙💙
@kitcoffey7194
21 күн бұрын
They're rampant in Sacramento
@lseh4720
21 күн бұрын
it’s like Al Queda
@ronaldbarker5407
21 күн бұрын
Because it does
@MartineReed
21 күн бұрын
@@lseh4720It is Al Quaida “The Base”
@aros007z
21 күн бұрын
I laugh at them!
She needs to go to jail. That was a puppy. It needed time and love .. not a bullet and a gravel pit.. it’s indecent.. and people voted for her. Republicans said nothing all week about this
@flenzy
18 күн бұрын
Because they approve of this behavior. This is why I am not a Republican.
@thatswhatisaid8908
17 күн бұрын
Some of them (in youtube comments) said, "If an animal goes after livestock, it has to be put down, that's the law". Others said "we've all done it". Puke.
DOGs will act out their owner's own emotions....this really says a lot about Noem
Noem is a disgrace! I do hope Chump still picks her as his running mate. 🍿
@YouTubetail
21 күн бұрын
Hi Mr jimmy best 👍🏼
@user-eq9su6bk2n
21 күн бұрын
More than a disgrace
@2300enduserperson1
21 күн бұрын
Kristi Noem: portrait of a serial killer.
@taytk8005
21 күн бұрын
If Legally Possible, Noem Should Be Charged For Her Murderous Acts Against Her Pets. Pets' Life & Love Matters.
@people744
21 күн бұрын
You need the entire story about the dog. Also,this was 20 years ago. Yes I love animals and have always had dogs
Kristi Noem has also been banned by multiple Native American tribes *in her own state* from their land. She can't visit almost 20% of the land in the state.
@V3x0r
20 күн бұрын
I bet her staffers are afraid of being put down.
@desperadox7565
20 күн бұрын
That's still 80% too much.
@TheOfficialTarynTots
20 күн бұрын
That's good to know. I'm glad to hear that.
@frankrizzuto5948
20 күн бұрын
I did not know that, but I agree with @TheOfficialTarynTots: that IS good to know. Another teachable moment from Native Americans.
@novafamily8430
20 күн бұрын
HA!
You never do your own euthanasia because it might not work. What is wrong with that woman? Veterinarians do visit farms. She needs to go to prison. Poor Cricket
Noem’s book should NOT be published and she should be jailed for animal abuse
@johnmaki3046
16 күн бұрын
Noem's "book" WILL BE PUBLISHED! Noem WILL NOT be prosecuted for "ANIMAL ABUSE"! Noem WILL "rise" to the TOP of "Republican superiority"! SH-T ALWAYS FLOATS!
"New York hates you!!!" I wouldn't expect anything less from those New Yorkers. 🤣
@Moluccan56
21 күн бұрын
I ❤ New Yorkers.
@amarbyrd2520
20 күн бұрын
That's what we say every time he comes back
I sure hope that Kristy Noem's kids don't ever piss her off!
@JRoss-zxzx
20 күн бұрын
They probably hide their report cards from her
@vitolast5199
20 күн бұрын
Or grow up with her values.
@sandralybrand9425
20 күн бұрын
Best Comment Yet! ❤️
@STV-H4H
20 күн бұрын
I see no problem, if her kids make her angry, she’s out of commission.
Jimmy, Sir, you are just KILLING IT!!!! keep up the good work, and keep giving Nap-oleon Bonafart a run for his money, or lack thereof.
Hahaha I cannot even look at Bartiromo and Eric without bursting out into laughter 😂🤣 What a shitshow
Trump actually gave Melania a wonderful present by his absence.
@whiskyjames4200
21 күн бұрын
Yes! Less stinky farts...
@mindyschocolate
21 күн бұрын
Oh, I’m positive she didn’t mind.
@lovetafrank7852
21 күн бұрын
No she was glad he wasn't there that way she could have spent the entire day with her boyfriend
@kitcoffey7194
21 күн бұрын
Poor Melania
@allisonjames2923
21 күн бұрын
She’s done a great job of being nowhere near him for almost all of the past 3.5 years
Wait…. 54% of men thinks he respects women? Wtf is going on in peoples heads?
@theemmjay5130
21 күн бұрын
Not much, if you ask me.
@Lv-nq9qz
21 күн бұрын
I think they read the question wrong, they thought it said 'donald trump expects women' in the sense that he expects them to cook and clean and be quiet and stuff.
@AntLisa
20 күн бұрын
Imagine that, 54% of men have absolutely no respect for women. WTF. Strange how 50.8 have just lost their gd rights. Roe Rage. It's a thing. I have it. Roe Roe Roe your vote. See you in Roevember "men" 😡 Please just keep keeping your head facing forward. Democracy for the win. 🗽 ✊🏻
@jasonsabbath6996
20 күн бұрын
54% of the 1000 men they asked. They hardly speak for everyone.
@breitfart5285
20 күн бұрын
@@jasonsabbath6996 that’s a respectable sample size, and while there are definitely limitations to polls, the true percentage of men in the US that think Donald Trump respects women (or don’t care enough to consider the question thoroughly) is probably not far off
6:40 I applaud someone having good sense and a down to earth personality. He was so nice! Said he’d take them there personally! I love it. It is refreshing to hear someone on their way up talking about hitting sales at Macy’s. Keep that part of you and remember where you came from! That is so great
@aaronmcgoona948
18 күн бұрын
I’ve scrolled to find a comment on this guy. He put a smile on my face- what an awesome guy
@Lobster_Dance
18 күн бұрын
@@aaronmcgoona948 I felt like people who laugh outright never shopped two seasons ahead before. Just good advice
🤔 So she taught the baby (puppy), to hunt birds, but then comitted cruelty to animals, cause it was hunting birds!! 📝✔️
KUDOS to the man in the yellow jacket! Jimmy was teasing him but, in my opinion, this world would be a better place if more people thought like him (and his mother). There's no shame in being thoughtful as to how one spends one's money.
@feliciagee89
20 күн бұрын
As a buffalo bill fan i'm excited for him to be on our team. He was so delightful
The "P" grabber and the puppy killer ticket is prime MAGA.
@timothyburnett2770
21 күн бұрын
😅😅
@kathyrama4570
21 күн бұрын
PAB and KREEPY KRISTI.
@whiskyjames4200
21 күн бұрын
Yeah, perfect together....
@Greg-io1ip
21 күн бұрын
Wish he would. But Trump's worried about Noem so willing to end "A Stinky Old Goat".
@wingman416
21 күн бұрын
She thought she would show Trump that she could make the 'tough decisions', like killing an innocent puppy. How did it get out of the car to eat the chickens? Trump would NEVER pick to run with someone tougher and crueler than himself. What she accomplished was letting us all know that she should not be one big-Mac away from the presidency! His judgement seems to rely on looks, not ability! What else is new?
Noem is ON BRAND for MAGA.
The dog was an untrained puppy. Her kids came home that day asking ‘where is cricket’ as he was their family pet. Noem made a kneejerk psycho decision because she according to her own words ‘hated’ the puppy.
@dsddala467
20 күн бұрын
Just the fact that she hates puppies and goats means she is a psychopath. The might not behave as you want, but you have to think like them to understand them, and that is a deference she is in capable of affording animals. Her laziness in understanding them fundamentally, is very telling.
I wonder what it takes for a governor to just let someone else adopt a pup
@paddyholly2184
21 күн бұрын
Noem is a Brown Haired Palin haha.
@ln8116
21 күн бұрын
@@paddyholly2184 Maybe she will amazingly have a baby next week???
@jannetteberends8730
21 күн бұрын
And when you have to say farewell to an animal, you go to the vet. She also used a shock collar. They are forbidden in my country.
@jackharrison7613
21 күн бұрын
@@jannetteberends8730 You can tell a lot about a country by how it treats animals.
@roni6215
20 күн бұрын
Well , it is South Dakota .
Trump has been miserable in court? That makes me happy.
@flyrobin2544
21 күн бұрын
🎉🥂
@garyfoster3854
21 күн бұрын
👍👍😀
@stefanhoimes
21 күн бұрын
Schadenfreude. With emphasis on the _freude_
@COLDB33R
21 күн бұрын
He's that miserable just thinking about the possibility of going to JAIL. Think of how miserable he will be when it becomes a reality. If that didn't make you even happier, I have failed.
@OldWrench59
21 күн бұрын
Hey! Ya done good!👍😊@@COLDB33R
How is South Dakota Governor murdering her dog not a violation of PACT Act? Trump signed this act into law October 2019, when did she do this?
@Terry-lh8cn
20 күн бұрын
20 years ago
@robert-wr9xt
20 күн бұрын
@@Terry-lh8cn Prove it using a full sentence with context.
I love that Mom! Way to keep it real in the face of a drama-dredging interviewer.
The kid with the coat is too dang precious for this world.
@natalieparker3187
21 күн бұрын
That was absolutely so real and I loved it!
@lovetafrank7852
21 күн бұрын
He's a disgrace
@tangopunk
21 күн бұрын
He is adorable!
@clairealderwood1928
21 күн бұрын
He was a sweetie.
@jerushamaxwell281
20 күн бұрын
And he respects his Mom.
Kristi Noem has been banned from ever setting foot on tribal land in her state. 😂
@vickioneal1401
20 күн бұрын
Why?
That Kristie Noem segment was pure gold. It is rare for me to burst out laughing-but I couldn’t help myself.
Omg. These guys are freaking insane.
DeSantis is such a poodle. He better stay away from Kristi Noem.
@BarryOnness
20 күн бұрын
Insult to Poodles!
Watching Trump speak is painful!
@allenlovell1604
21 күн бұрын
Viewing him makes me 🤒 and listening to him on the radio 📻 or on KZread give me a fricking headache ! I'm trying to disengage from the constant, non-stop coverage of every single day of Drumph's trial ; his rallies [ LOL 😆 😂 🤣 ], and his speeches 💬!
@conradweinstock7992
21 күн бұрын
I'm getting PTSD
@LillyTheLonelySock
21 күн бұрын
@@conradweinstock7992 Post-Trump Stress Disorder?
@lovetafrank7852
21 күн бұрын
And nauseating
@Evans1934
21 күн бұрын
I never get tired of hearing others say something like that. Cuz that's exactly how I feel.
40-1-2.3 Neglect, abandonment, or mistreatment of animal--Misdemeanor. 40-1-2.4 Cruelty to animals--Felony. SDakota
@dsddala467
20 күн бұрын
I wonder what the statue of limitations is on it. Apparently, it was 20 years ago that she slaughtered that doggie.
@MarcEvans-lj1rk
19 күн бұрын
@@dsddala467 well, I wouldn't rule out the gravel pit isn't filled with others...usually, those types of behaviors are repeated...but I understand your point...
Maybe she should have called her book "The gravel Pitt" or "The Making of a Serial Killer".😵😡
So glad to hear there are sane people in the US by reading the comments.
@kitcoffey7194
21 күн бұрын
The sane ones better show up on Election Day.
@eyesuckle
20 күн бұрын
Wish I could tell you that the insane ones are just a tiny minority but sadly. . . it's closer to half the country. That's the really disturbing part.
@bellabunnell3174
20 күн бұрын
@eyesuckle it's nowhere near half.
@leepattykelly2132
16 күн бұрын
@kitcoffey7194 count on me, my FREIND! I won't miss it even if they try to keep me from voting, and they will.
Of course she had to "put down" 3 horses - how else was she going to get horse heads to put in the beds of her enemies?
@user-yu2zx4cg8h
21 күн бұрын
😂
@Lv-nq9qz
21 күн бұрын
I bet she said something along the lines of "you hate to have to do it" but in reality, she probably enjoyed watching something die by her hands
@chickenlittle2206
21 күн бұрын
She is the kind of hack who use her own horse.
@LunaShimmyDiva
20 күн бұрын
Whoa Nellie!
She was training the dog to hunt birds and killed her because she went after chickens? What?!?!
You probably want to check that gravel pit for human bodies.
Dude talking about Macy's was so very wholesome. 😊
"I shop like my mom" Kid has a good head on his shoulders. Now just remember one thing: Nobody you meet over the next 10 years is a friend and don't give any of them a dime.
@Lv-nq9qz
21 күн бұрын
And invest youd money, dont blow it on cars and houses
@echospaw899
20 күн бұрын
So true! 🫤
@davidlundquist1979
20 күн бұрын
Yeah, he seemed like an oddball, but in a fun, harmless way. The NFL could use more guys who aren't just loudmouth jerks. Except for the loudmouth jerks on MY team. Those guys are the best.
Wouldn't anyone else be brought up on charges, isn't that considered cruelty to animals?
Keon Coleman paid attention to what his mom taught him. Good for him. He is so right - never pay full retail - good for you Keon.
Back in the early 1960’s my dad got a couple tree harvesting machines (skidders) so did not need horses to pull logs out of the bush for his sawmill. Still he kept his horses for a long time. They were fed and kept in stables with a small yard in the winter and were in a large grass field for about 8 months of the year. The last 3 horses had to be put down in the mid 1970’s due to their old age and near end of life. My dads eyes were red with emotion when their health no longer made it possible to keep them. I recall my dad saying how the horses like to work when treated well and appreciated. It touches me to think that he would not as significant cost and time abandon his horses when no longer needed. It was a true friendship.
He sickens me. Send him to prison already. VOTE BLUE and get trump out on his a$$.
@sandraandrews9907
20 күн бұрын
💙💙💙
@mozzi8000
20 күн бұрын
Hell nah
@Sadbuttrue-ThatSwedishGirl
20 күн бұрын
💀
@Sadbuttrue-ThatSwedishGirl
20 күн бұрын
DT⬆️
He's a bad dog - but she lets him run, unleashed, on a farm? Who is it that is untrainable???
And she is "Persona Non Grata" in the eyes of many Native Americans, who have banned her from their Reservations.
I love the NFL PLAYER BEING REAL about being thrifty👍🏻 good on him for being real.
@alexgavinchuk5555
20 күн бұрын
I don't know why they are making fun of the guy for being financially responsible even though he's doing well.
@marysaum2213
20 күн бұрын
Me either. He's cute ❤
@michaelccozens
20 күн бұрын
@@alexgavinchuk5555 Especially when the culture around the NFL is so obsessed with conspicuous consumption, even in the midst of a burning world. Good for him! He's got good values and isn't afraid to stick by them in the face of popular opposition. It's especially weird when you think about how many ex-NFLers are hugely indebted within a few years of retirement. You'd almost think the people mocking him have a fear of a Black man being wealthy...
Kristi, Donald Trump is untrainable is old and smelly, too. Just saying.
@caronstout354
21 күн бұрын
And will "chase the chickens around" if given half a chance!
@edkrzywdzinski9121
21 күн бұрын
@@caronstout354wasn't that image in one of his NFTs?
@user-yu2zx4cg8h
21 күн бұрын
@terryt.1643 Hilarious! 😂😂😂
@valeriemarott1923
20 күн бұрын
Omg! I laughed out loud at your comment! Doesn't happen often!😂🎉
that guy talking about the coats is living a reality that most of know well.
That's the most important point to make - that she and her book writing staff used SUCH POOR judgement as to publish that story about the dog and the goat.
The "Toot Fairy" leaves Donald a quarter every time he sharts his underpants.
@AHavenOfWellness
21 күн бұрын
😂😂
@christopherlane5238
21 күн бұрын
Maybe thats how hes paying his legal bills? I mean, thats a lot of quarters.
@elviarodriguez3908
21 күн бұрын
He meant djt is too farty.
@Samael-Metzger
21 күн бұрын
Well he does have some pretty "sharty" lawyers. They probably don't cost anywhere near what actually competent and honest lawyers would. (Assuming he could find an honest attorney willing to represent him). @@christopherlane5238
@willvgo2950
20 күн бұрын
Like many of his scammed donors, it was probably intended as a 1 time contribution & then started getting the account drained.
The kid is a SHOPPER for REAL. !!! I been down with MACY'S "Last Act" for YEARS !!! LOL 😂😂😂
@kitcoffey7194
21 күн бұрын
Never pay retail!
@JohnDoe-cw4lf
21 күн бұрын
@kitcoffey7194 if you paid RETAIL - you paid TOO MUCH !!! 💯
I was laughing when Kimmel mentioned her staff. I think I might be a little bit afraid to be on her staff. She might not like something I did and she might take me out to the gravel pit.😳😵
Noem is trying to tell us (DT mostly) that there is NOTHING she won't do. She is saying that there is no bridge too far for her... she is as deranged as DT is. They're a matched set.
The only "skin lotion" locked behind plexiglass is called "LUBE".
@dogsrule2075
21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ClintElder-qj1qu
21 күн бұрын
Eric Trump: "It puts the lotion on the skin..."
@CCCC-rw9hx
21 күн бұрын
@@ClintElder-qj1qu exactly !!! Serious Buffalo Bill vibes.
@blerdofpeace5329
20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
That she bragged about it in a book tells you all you need about how poor her decision skills are and how she failed to surround herself with decent advisors .
@drk.i.a.2969
20 күн бұрын
Yea, thats what he said to...kimmy.
@mollybell5779
19 күн бұрын
Only the best! 😂🤦♀️
I know everyone is talking about the puppy and trump, but can we appreciate for a moment how excited that dude was about his coat from Macy’s? Like it’s weirdly wholesome
@dsddala467
20 күн бұрын
It's humble, which is really missing from mainstream anything.
Governor MAGA Noem runs over turtle because it wouldn’t move off driveway!
I'm in Houston and I have gotten around 67, 68 people to register to vote as Democrats. It's not much, and I know Trump is going to win Texas, but I'm just doing my part to save democracy. Vote blue if you cherish American democracy.
@dr.g3860
20 күн бұрын
It could happen. And Colin Allred has a real shot at unseating Ted Cruz imo.
@patientzero5685
20 күн бұрын
Thank you for your efforts. If everyone did that we could win. Do you have advice for where/how to approach people?
@lisae6725
20 күн бұрын
Thank you for what you’re doing to help. Every bit makes a difference.
@JW30000
20 күн бұрын
Loll
@Bronte-on6tm
20 күн бұрын
Thank your for your patriotism.
Melania has him blocked. Hahaha
Can we get her to take Trump to the gravel pit?...
Everyone needs to boycott her book as justice for Cricket!
Respect women? Vote Blue!
@catpaladin1
21 күн бұрын
We will show the world how to respect women in November
What personal freedom, you’re interfering with women’s choices.😡😡😡
@SheilaR.08
21 күн бұрын
What?
@aircando
21 күн бұрын
Breathe through nose, drink a glass of water and try to rephrase your sentence so we can understand what it is you're trying to say! Just in passing.......KILLING an animal is: The FBI has found that a history of cruelty to animals is one of the traits that regularly appear in its computer records of serial rapists and murderers, and the standard diagnostic and treatment manual for psychiatric and emotional disorders lists cruelty to animals as a diagnostic criterion for conduct disorders..........Noem is deranged and DANGEROUS........VOTE ☑
@jus10lewissr
21 күн бұрын
I'm betting we're probably both on the same side of what you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure that you must have commented on the wrong post. Kimmel didn't say anything that would interfere with personal freedom or women's choices.
@elisaa9981
20 күн бұрын
@@jus10lewissrNo Kimmel didn't, but Noem did in that add promoting herself and South Dakota.
Someone needs to let Ryan Garcia know that praises and curses can not come out of the same mouth.
Love you Jimmy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 can’t stop laughing. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙