No crowds outside, no family inside... wonder why...

@Da-Sheek

11 күн бұрын

exactly! No family support.

@minimalmarklane

11 күн бұрын

Not one family member or friend showed up to support him.

@dustinsanchezmusic5851

11 күн бұрын

All his supporters are on probation and can’t leave there counties 😂

@Jacob-hl3gt

11 күн бұрын

​@@minimalmarklanefriend? 😂😂😂😂😂I got your joke.

@sim1manson1

11 күн бұрын

THE SMELL!!!

No one showed because he had already grifted his supporters from all their gas money.

@Wmyhands

11 күн бұрын

Lol. Youre right 😂😂

@kookootrix1978

11 күн бұрын

I think you mean grifted.

@Marilyn-wz5uk

11 күн бұрын

Lol hell yea

@ItsMeBT23

11 күн бұрын

@@kookootrix1978 you are right. Thanks

@henrys3629

11 күн бұрын

It was because of the guy who sizzled himself the crowds were not there.

As a recently retired Librarian, thank you! Also grateful I retired before all this nonsense began! Still, saddens me that we seem to be regressing in the USA

@This_tub

10 күн бұрын

Liberal sickness will regress any nation

@girlygal098

10 күн бұрын

👍

@dianemcmahon3932

9 күн бұрын

It’s been said that “History repeats itself.” I’d like to think that as modern people we’re able to do much better but sadly our society has digressed socially educationally morally etc.

@KAMRAMNA

9 күн бұрын

The main ingredient in our demise will be greed, pure unadulterated greed !!! my opinion ​@@dianemcmahon3932

@bobbybob3865

9 күн бұрын

The reason that people study history is so they can recognize a mistake when it happens again.

The fact that Fox drags out Newt is amazing. I love when he talks about ethics. He slithered away from Congress because of 28 ethics violations. I guess he has experience.

@connie9492

5 күн бұрын

I THOUGHT THAT CONGRESS HAD NEWT GINGERICH FREEZE DRIED AND HERMETICALLY SEALED IN AN EXTRA LARGE BAGGIE! LOL!🎉

You're about to put 2 prison sentences together.... Now that's jailtime.

@jeanbeans7926

11 күн бұрын

Best laugh of the monologue, yup

@ColorMeConfused29

11 күн бұрын

...and he's way past it.

@megunded

11 күн бұрын

@@ColorMeConfused29 sad i only can give 1 thumbsup

I'm not American, I'm from Europe. I had heard about books being banned from schools in some states, but I never thought that it would become illegal for librarians to check them out. Illegal? For real? That is hardcore censorship. Americans always seem so proud of their freedom, I wonder when they will realise that they aren't free. Censorship can never be a sign of freedom.

@lilianevanbel3123

11 күн бұрын

I know!! Couldn't believe it. Regressing to dark ages/totalitarianism. I used to be so impressed by (with?)your country. What the hell is going on?? Fight with all your might, sane friends!❤

@jamesnelles4484

11 күн бұрын

They sold their freedom for a red hat.

@user-st3vd5bf6g

11 күн бұрын

It’s a desperate attempt to squash ideas they don’t agree with. The most conservative Christians know they are on the brink of losing power and control. They fear they are being replaced by foreigners and secularists. This movement is ugly now because it is in its death throes.

@kwhp1507

11 күн бұрын

Moscow Marjorie has been hard at work

@deborahdicesare9042

11 күн бұрын

Thank you to all of our friends across the world. We are fighting harder than you can imagine to not only keep our democracy, but get back the freedoms that we have lost because of the Domestic Terrorist Party. We don’t just fight for America, we fight for the world.

Thanks Jimmy - I was a librarian for almost 20 years here in Scotland. These bills are absolute madness

@paradisepipeco

8 күн бұрын

*BREAKING NEWS* The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one. _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

@paradisepipeco

8 күн бұрын

Thank you for your comment. No true Scotsman would support an _Orange Bulbous Bloviating Balloon Animal Blimp of Balderdash._ _(P.S. On behalf of the entire United States of America and much of Western Canada, thank you for the Glenlivet.)_

@JeanGillespie-fp7rs

7 күн бұрын

Adore Scotland!!!

@brendastoll6542

7 күн бұрын

We need libraries that won’t allow books to be banned

Constant childish name calling is a really bad look for someone who wants to hold the highest office in the country. Thanks a lot, Fred Sr. and Mary.

@johnmaki3046

14 сағат бұрын

They NEEDED BIRTH CONTROL!

I'll tell you what's RIDICULOUS FOX NEWS!!!

@me109cito5

11 күн бұрын

Faux Views

@sim1manson1

11 күн бұрын

@@DARK_KATACLYSM I don't trust MSM like fox.

@NiMimu

11 күн бұрын

....and they never mention the three payouts or payees....just whining nonstop?.... well some ears will hear....even above their noise!

@eriksparks9179

11 күн бұрын

* Faux "News"

@AspenTruth

11 күн бұрын

@@DARK_KATACLYSMriiiight…

The more I hear about this Trump fella the more I don't like him.

@WWZenaDo

11 күн бұрын

I suspect that will happen to the jury, too...

@user-wj6yb7qy3o

11 күн бұрын

I like him

@RubbishFPS

11 күн бұрын

@@user-wj6yb7qy3o Severe brain damage is a hell of a thing to keep living with. Were all very proud of you.

@melissaburris7606

11 күн бұрын

Nobody close to Trump likes him, lol, they just use him for their own gain, including his children!

@TheOfficialTarynTots

11 күн бұрын

​@@user-wj6yb7qy3oYou should get up to the courthouse and show your support. It sounds like he could use it.

The librarian segment brought me to tears…. I can’t believe how we are treating one of our most beautiful institutions, and the people that work there.

@paradisepipeco

8 күн бұрын

*BREAKING NEWS* The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one. _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

@TheWorld_2099

8 күн бұрын

@@paradisepipeco bwahaha…! I’m sure the walls will be lined with fake bibles

@paradisepipeco

8 күн бұрын

@@TheWorld_2099 Indeed. I love my new King Trump Version of the Bible, with its fine two Corinthian leather covers made of 100% genuine Beijing cardboard.

@TheWorld_2099

8 күн бұрын

@@paradisepipeco baaaaa..! So true

@danielsneighborhood2050

6 күн бұрын

Thank you for making a decent quote. I can't stand reading what people are writing. The way they are treating people period. We all have issues, but ...

"Al caporn", priceless Jimmy. Another one two punch. Trump for prison 2024. Throw his butt in jail for violating gag orders.

@D.Nelson-to1hv

7 күн бұрын

Lock him up

“He can’t put two sentences together.” “Well you can, you’re about to put two prison sentences together.” Gold. Pure gold, Jimmy.

@tylerm0089

11 күн бұрын

thank God for these bozo crap stirrers, and their writers of course.

@easymoneysniper9013

11 күн бұрын

He walked clean tf into thst one 😂😂

@wingman416

11 күн бұрын

My six year old son has battery operated hand warming gloves. They may be a little large for his tiny-fingers, but that insures that he will be able to sneak a few french fries in there.

@stevewise1656

11 күн бұрын

I wish Jimmy had shown Biden's speech today in Tampa ripping Trump and very coherently making fun of him.:)

@dawnsmith9596

11 күн бұрын

Agreed! LMAO!! Almost as good as "Isn't it past your jail time?"

He has no idea how our laws work, nor is he willing to learn. I can't believe he was the president and could be again. Please vote 💙 America!

@EvilChiId

11 күн бұрын

Doesn't matter if he knows how they work or not if no one will punish him for his repeated daily wrongdoings.

@markstsggers2399

11 күн бұрын

@@brezzyboy1animetva157Biden 2024

@RapperBC

11 күн бұрын

TRUMP FOR PRISON 20-24 YEARS

@patriciapage2109

11 күн бұрын

Chump for Prison 30+ years

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313

11 күн бұрын

​​​@@brezzyboy1animetva157 Joe is still woke enough to defeat Putin/Trump again

To all librarians, you are FANTASTIC people. Thank you!

@paradisepipeco

8 күн бұрын

*BREAKING NEWS* The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one. _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

@MrPotsy81

7 күн бұрын

@@paradisepipeco 😆

@paradisepipeco

7 күн бұрын

@@MrPotsy81 Ever since our _Beloved Orange Bulbous Bloviating Balloon Animal Blimp of Balderdash_ found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian. And when _Benito D'Cheeto, the King of Velveeta_ needed a password eight characters long, he picked: _"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"._

@desperatedave3573

6 күн бұрын

AWESOME LIBRARIAN BIT!

@morganhill7711

5 күн бұрын

@@paradisepipeco OMFG! My wife and I are STILL laughing! 10,000 up votes for YOU! That's the best I've heard in a month. Probably all year, so far.

The “ bigly” crowd of Frump fans couldn’t get through because his family was filling the road, blocking the court steps, so anxious to get in to support him! It’s amazing, the likes of which has never happened before.

He has a lot of nerve calling Biden sleepy Joe.

@wearethedivineoneearth

11 күн бұрын

It's always projection with him.

@ritaenjoytheday5015

11 күн бұрын

Who? Donald Dump?

@KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.

11 күн бұрын

Damn your pretty

@henrywallacesghost5883

11 күн бұрын

Both can be true.

@ryanb01

11 күн бұрын

Joe dementia

Imagine, a defendant charged with committing crimes actually has to sit in court! Whatever next.

@theblade9024

11 күн бұрын

Has there ever been a criminal who not complained they are picking on me. Chill out Donnie! Oh sounds like has been. Too cold? Maybe the lizard people thing is real.

@ErLeuchten

10 күн бұрын

hold on a second, how is that possible? trump just posted he is not allowed to defend himself but you are saying hours before he was in court to defend himself in person? those sleeping rumors starting to make sense :)

@noelleonard2498

7 күн бұрын

And they are still trying to figure out where the crime was 😁

Every accusation is a CONFESSION

@JM-wn1gr

Күн бұрын

Wow, your reasoning is profound😂😂😂

Brilliant monologue!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!

@noelleonard2498

7 күн бұрын

If your a simpleton

If he thinks the courtroom is cold, wait 'til he has to crap on a stainless steel toilet!

@elvinn9434

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@carrot595

11 күн бұрын

or inside an orange suit !!

@mcemtpockets1775

11 күн бұрын

​​@@carrot595Camoflauge....u kkkkaint c him😊

@iolawilliams5756

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Jimbo-et5jb

11 күн бұрын

Henry you made that sound way worse than I imagined. Damn brotha that’s some cold sh%t.

If you don’t want to face a NYC jury, maybe don’t commit crimes in NYC 🤷

@jamesturner2126

10 күн бұрын

These crimes happened 20 years ago in California. However, we got tricked into electing a criminal to the most powerful position in the world.

@dawnsmith9596

10 күн бұрын

@@jamesturner2126 Wait, you mean there are crimes he committed 20 years ago, too? Jaysus!

@This_tub

10 күн бұрын

Except there is no crime being commited. We all know it is political prosecution

@dawnsmith9596

10 күн бұрын

@@This_tub You are correct, no "crime" - there were many crimes committed. 34 to be specific. You either support America's rule of law or you are a traitor to America.

@lesleymaner2851

10 күн бұрын

@@This_tubwe?

THANK YOU JIMMY KIMMEL - We really need your voice and many, many more like it. You are being a blessing and a help to our entire country. Thank you.

His lawyer just looked at him while thinking "Please shut up, you are making my job more difficult!" 😂🤣😂

"Al Caporn". "He can't put two sentences together. Yes he can...two prison sentences!"🤣

@tylerhackner9731

11 күн бұрын

lol 😆 perfect

@WWZenaDo

11 күн бұрын

Yes! Along with "Don Pornleone", "Groper Cleveland", and I'm not even halfway through the video! 😅

@briansanford1721

11 күн бұрын

Correcto-mondo!! I luv it! I wonder if trumpy would prefer a nice 'warm' courtroom in say, Moscow?!? The perp is just what Mr. De Niro said: "..so f-ing stupid" 🤨

@susanpeck530

11 күн бұрын

Hilarious!

@lynemac2539

11 күн бұрын

​@@briansanford1721 Strait jackets are warm.

Keep it up Jimmy. You're getting under his orange skin and it's driving him crazier. Good job!

@jonathanconnor7920

11 күн бұрын

He's still all worked up over Jimmy roasting him at the academy awards, about six weeks ago. Donald is easily the most thin-skinned president in US history.

@michaelbraum77

11 күн бұрын

A "crazier trump?" I hought might need to call my shrink!!!

@michaelbraum77

11 күн бұрын

In case you're wondering what the hell I was saying, yes, I had a gummy and it's kicking in!!!

@Ari-pw6nu

11 күн бұрын

Elanzio Camacho in 3D.

@JeanGillespie-fp7rs

7 күн бұрын

A pkeasure to see.....😂😂😂

Two prison sentences together was the joke of the week.

I never knew how cathartic it would feel to hear a librarian say, "Shut the f up!"

@TheEmaile

11 күн бұрын

“Shhhhhhhhhut the f up!” That was great.

@Randi-qz7qd

10 күн бұрын

No former or sitting president has ever done anything like DT has done. No president has ever gone to jail. Nixon was probably the closest, he was smart enough to resign and shut up in retirement. Trump continues to lie, disregard the courts rules, yes all courts have rules for court procedures and everyone that doesn't abided is fined, detained (jailed). The judge is one new ground and is going out of his way to finish this mess. Trump is making a fool of him self, his.attorneys, and the justice system. He sincerely believes only his way is the right way. FYI all courts are cold to keep people awake when listening to some needed but boring evidence.

@librvr

10 күн бұрын

As I librarian, I do say it, but not a work. Shhhhhh works.

@1craley878

10 күн бұрын

This was so funny and so true, don’t block knowledge, don’t ban education.

@barbarahoffman8387

10 күн бұрын

​@librvĵĵ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ķuu.r

The courtroom is kept cold cos of his stench. If the heat is turned up, that waft will get unbearable.

@moniqueengleman873

11 күн бұрын

I bet you are right.😂

@marylyn3081

11 күн бұрын

It is an old courthouse for criminal trials. I am sure that it's very hard to keep warm.

@timhogle4880

11 күн бұрын

Stinky Don

@JaniceRogers-pq2cm

11 күн бұрын

I found a car freshie with trumps name across the front. I laughed to myself cause I was surrounded.

@connietimmons742

11 күн бұрын

Did he have gas or a dirty diaper? Just wondering.

He should start convincing them now if he wants his supporters to break him out of jail.

As a librarian (in Singapore), I salute the message!

Maybe if he had PAID HIS TAXES the State would have had a little extra money to add HVAC to courtrooms.

@stevenmoore3480

11 күн бұрын

Yes, but our problem is they cannot think that far.

@barrydunn682

10 күн бұрын

Nah - he'd be asleep the whole day if it was warm in there. And then how would Fox News be able to lie about it?

@almar2957

10 күн бұрын

Actually, can you imagen how much more stinky a hot Courtroom would be?

@dangroat4438

10 күн бұрын

LMAO...No Trump and his smell would have broken that HVAC system but he would take credit for more jobs being created because of it.

@jla6558

10 күн бұрын

@@almar2957 He often acts like he thinks he is hot sh-lit...

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

@chiguireespacialespecial

11 күн бұрын

He just creates battle fronts especially for journalists, right out of the manual of how to create a cult of personality an oxymoron but it works but not forever

@jeepliving1

11 күн бұрын

MAGA will want to ban Voltaire now.

@rochellestarr9538

10 күн бұрын

ANYONE WHO THINKS MAGA IS DUPED INTO BEING ALL THAT MAGA IS....has been duped by Maga!

@annakingry9157

10 күн бұрын

That's what Trump and his sponsors are going for. "Put us back in power to continue our profitable grift, or else!"

@JeanGillespie-fp7rs

7 күн бұрын

Never so true!!!

Why is he allowed to have a CELL phone let alone "tweet" in the middle of a criminal trial...wtf

They’re holding me hostage in a cold court room . 😂😂😂 !!!

If he can’t keep his mouth shut, why doesn’t the judge charge him with contempt of court, and lock him up?

@TerlinguaTalkeetna

10 күн бұрын

Because that's what Trumo wants. To be a martyr ex-president. It's a complicated business sadly, justice in America as well as much of the rest of the world.

@marylarson2830

10 күн бұрын

An overnight in jail might do wonders. Also it would give him a preview of coming attractions!!!

@mamiemartinson4649

10 күн бұрын

Secret Service is making plans to handle it when it happens.

@vickilawrence7207

10 күн бұрын

No kidding! I think it’s bc they don’t want to deal with the possible repercussions from his ignorant fan base so it’s easier to just try to keep him from going too far and getting on with the case at hand!

Three cheers for America's librarians!!

@jackryder-sw9rk

11 күн бұрын

Yup, They tried banning books and burning book in Germany in the 30's. Didn't end well.

Love you Jimmy. The Right should be ashamed and I'm personally holding them accountable forever. Losers

These judges threaten with gag orders then dont back it up ,it hurts their creditability

Remember, that book bans occur at the local level. This is why it's absolutely critical that we all vote in every single election no matter how small. These local governments must be flipped Blue to prevent losing these freedoms.

@kconway2263

11 күн бұрын

And research your nonpartisan candidates. If you dig, you can usually suss out what they are. Nonpartisan races seem a bit like a way to pull something over on us since most don’t have or take the time to do their homework.

@alisonponce8337

11 күн бұрын

Try living in a Trump community that no longer votes for local Democrats. Then add in voter intimidation.

@chiguireespacialespecial

11 күн бұрын

start small elections and go big, and do all in between!

@theemmjay5130

11 күн бұрын

"Where they burn books, they will, in the end, burn people."

@jmac5937

11 күн бұрын

Polls suggest there's no way that's happening. Trump will win in 2024....hence these meaningless trials from the deep state.

"I am Trump, hear me whine."

@DR.Poncho-dx4zr

11 күн бұрын

Bigly

@pickledragonrebel

11 күн бұрын

This !

@tisurmaster

11 күн бұрын

since 2020

@benjaminharrison1391

11 күн бұрын

🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂

@ElSantoLuchador

11 күн бұрын

He's playing victim and it plays well on right wing media. I think he knows he's good and fkd, and trying to discredit the entire process is all he has left. I think his whining is performative.

I had to cry / laugh at the ad paid for by Librarians against People against Librarians. Those librarians were awesome!

They won’t put him in jail for violating the gag order. 🤦‍♀️

@yvonnekeen1830

2 күн бұрын

Why doea he have to make a statement each day after court? too much of him!!

If the courtroom is cold, imagine what a 8x8 cell would feel like.

@lynnestamey7272

11 күн бұрын

Yes, he's going to go crazy. It's not going to take too long. I'd say a week max. It will be good for him, build some character, so to speak!

@mfcabrini

11 күн бұрын

Unless the cell is in TX with no A/C. A body cooks at 134 degrees F.

@Chiungalla79

11 күн бұрын

​@@lynnestamey7272 He IS crazy.

@Mantarr1

11 күн бұрын

He won't be cold with Bubba cuddling up to him

Newt Gingrich lies and lies and lies.

@Tsimy876

10 күн бұрын

Gingrich is directly and provably responsible for the beginning of the severe partisanship and the cold civil war this country now finds itself in. At least he is now largely irrelevant.

@Dee038

10 күн бұрын

He’s the Enemy of the State

@ritatownsend7408

10 күн бұрын

He does. I honestly thought he had died. Imagine my horror when this jack*** came back on the scene.

@Collageartist69

10 күн бұрын

Who would name a child, Newt? The name suits him.

@KiloMintoni-kg4kn

10 күн бұрын

With impunity!

The Library bit was funny - but very, very sad. The USA has lost her way. Putting two sentences together? Comedy Gold.

That librarian bit needs to be a campaign ad.

@paradisepipeco

8 күн бұрын

*BREAKING NEWS* The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one. _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

@snazzybean

8 күн бұрын

@@paradisepipeco 🤣🤣🤣

@paradisepipeco

8 күн бұрын

@@snazzybean Ever since Trump found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian. And when he needed a password eight characters long, Trump picked: _"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"._

Trump is so far from a religious father figure

@KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.

11 күн бұрын

He kissed the daughter on the lips

@wgooetrik

11 күн бұрын

He said he would be dating his daughter if he wasn't related. ​@@KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.

@kingayy9267

11 күн бұрын

@wgooetrik That he thinks she'd date him is peak delusion.

@HansDelbruck53

11 күн бұрын

Not a father figure, but he has often been called a mother......

@debraderoos5225

11 күн бұрын

not according to the white nationalist evangelical Christians , who think Jesus is for white people

I live in a retirement community and I am one of the youngest ones here. A lot of older people can be real jerks. President Biden is not one of them and I love that about him. Mr trump and his maggots are. I love librarians. 💙🇺🇸

@lovelyskull3483

11 күн бұрын

This post says so much about you and I like it. You sound wonderful.

@Sandi-ke9mi

11 күн бұрын

@@lovelyskull3483 You made my day❣️ I would read books with you any day and we can talk about our favorite librarians. 🥰💕💙🇺🇸

@chiguireespacialespecial

11 күн бұрын

they can shush me anytime

@Sandi-ke9mi

10 күн бұрын

@@chiguireespacialespecial Maxine, the librarian in my home town, was the best shusher ever. We loved her so much. We would do anything she said. 🥰😉🙌🏻🤫🤐💕

@annakingry9157

10 күн бұрын

I'm one of the oldest, and the residents here hate Trump. We've all told our kids, vote for Biden or I move in with you when I have my SSI cut and Medicare eliminated by Repubs.

As a librarian, I approve of the librarians' message!

Thank you for that shout out to librarians!!!! ❤ We are seriously not the enemy.

"Two prison sentences together" Chefs kiss.

@samuelmarquez3757

11 күн бұрын

It was savage and beautiful at once 😢

@lilianevanbel3123

11 күн бұрын

Indeed!❤

@LizMason-girvan

11 күн бұрын

​@@samuelmarquez3757a bit like "Gettysburg, Wow" - DJT, April 2024.

@macred

10 күн бұрын

😂🤣😂😅

@Tsimy876

10 күн бұрын

Well, it IS past his jail time, after all. Two Kimmel Klassics! Lol

😂. Absolutely love you Jimmy Kimmel. You’re tearing him a new one and it’s great. 👍💙

@lillyanderson3623

11 күн бұрын

I agree! 💙

@lilianevanbel3123

11 күн бұрын

Must be looking like Swiss cheese by now.😂

Loved the library public service announcement

As a lifetime patron of the Chicago Public Library, I swear I never knew the re-shelf cart was for us to put books on. I thought it was for Librarians who were in the middle of reshelving books. I didn't even know I could take a book off of that cart! I now mostly use CPL online and Hoopla and Overdrive.📚+⌨️=🥰 Shout out to the Harold Washington Library and the Winter Room! 📖🌿❄️

I'm getting mighty tired of "The Party of Personal Responsibility" telling me that personal responsibility doesn't apply to them.

@RoadCaptainEntertain

10 күн бұрын

They expect everyone else to live up to the highest moral and ethical standards. Standards which they themselves cannot achieve.

@Luked0g440

10 күн бұрын

Say hello to hypocrisy. Welcome to Republican America.

@Surge1077

10 күн бұрын

Their mantra: Rules for Thee, but not for Me!

@mamiemartinson4649

10 күн бұрын

White Rights for Rich People Only is the working title of tRUMP's new book, WR4RPO for short.

@merriebrown4089

10 күн бұрын

... and don't forget the party of family values 😂😂😂😂

It would be so hilarious if 1 day no reporters showed up for his scheduled lies (speech) after each day , or only CNN 🤣

@bunyipdragon9499

11 күн бұрын

I keep hoping. They'd also save money because they can just replay any clip from any other day and no-one would notice, it's always the same suit and words 😂😂

@triciac1019

11 күн бұрын

That would be great!

@moniqueengleman873

11 күн бұрын

I hate that he gets so much airtime

@sheilaboston7051

11 күн бұрын

That would be great! Love his little cage playpen though. Maybe they should leave a bottle and blankie in there?

@ColorMeConfused29

11 күн бұрын

I want to know why he gets to have a mini press conference every day in the lobby of the court building. It's COURT, not Trump Tower.

Thank you Jimmy for the fabulous piece by Librarians. More power to them.

How come NO other president has had these issues?

When I was last in a court room during a trial, we were not allowed to be using our phones. Bailiff informed us before the Judge came in. Phone/texting etc should not be allowed in the court.

I can NEVER understand how anyone can support a candidate who spews nicknames like a 5th grader 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

@kcufelgoog3225

11 күн бұрын

People with 3rd grade minds support him

@SayAhh

11 күн бұрын

And too lazy to come up with new ones like he used to. "Crooked Hillary" and now "Crooked Joe"? So embarrassing.

@justsaying14

11 күн бұрын

One of many obvious KO criteria 🤷‍♂️

@Bugplanet8840

11 күн бұрын

People who lost a game of (are you smarter than a fifth Grader with your host Jeff Foxworthy!)

@amandainsa1048

11 күн бұрын

I work with 5th graders. They are MUCH more intelligent and mature than Trump. They are also very kind. Honestly, not one of them has ever behaved that way. (Not when I'm around, anyway.)

trump just doesnt know when not to speak

@NadynemAlamo

11 күн бұрын

And when they tell him to, he has no idea what he's talking about!

@justsaying14

11 күн бұрын

He never knows.

@sandyd3686

11 күн бұрын

INCAPABLE 😁😮

@theemmjay5130

11 күн бұрын

I was going to say, "Or when not to lie," but then I realized that for him, the two are the same thing.

@chiguireespacialespecial

11 күн бұрын

you have been rolling times people of the year magazine all wrong

Bring on two prison sentences….accountability suggests 4 or more

Get 'em, Jimmy. Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

Let's all send tiny mittens to the courthouse 😄😄😄

@bettyjones113

11 күн бұрын

Let’s instead buy mittens for homeless and cover the cold children and find homes and food.

@AlonsoPuente-si6rs

11 күн бұрын

Omg that would be funny. I'm in let's do it...😂😂

@AlonsoPuente-si6rs

11 күн бұрын

@bettyjones113 let's do both n we all happy 😂😂😂

@sheilaboston7051

11 күн бұрын

Bernie should send him a pair.

@theoriginalCoCoSmith

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 kitten. Mittens

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

The Librarians sketch was effin' brilliant!

Hilarious line…putting two sentences together…love your humor Jimmy!!

Injecting disinfectant line never gets old.

@sprig5173

11 күн бұрын

Happy bleach day America.

Lock him up

@n_mckean

11 күн бұрын

You sound as bad as Trump. How about trial and conviction first.... democracy.

@KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.

11 күн бұрын

@@n_mckean nope.

@vsznry

11 күн бұрын

@@n_mckean christian nationalism isnt protected.

@n_mckean

11 күн бұрын

When America lets the government lock people up without due process, imagine just what Republicans will do with that. No thanks.

@wgooetrik

11 күн бұрын

​@@maybeisalwaysgoodYou're

12:36 Librarian segment is amazing

Wow honey you can keep it up.😅 I love your massive coverage of this trial outside the court house. You make my brain and heart happy.

As a European i dont know if its scary or sad that the Republican Party has only this Clown to offer... whats wrong with America?

@chiguireespacialespecial

11 күн бұрын

don´t forget the adderral

@TheI3lacky

11 күн бұрын

Thanks for making my point.

@markberman8958

10 күн бұрын

R elections R trigged. That’s why we get to “choose” between Riden and Rump.

@chiguireespacialespecial

10 күн бұрын

@@markberman8958 you Jackal!

@triacatz7139

10 күн бұрын

wow look at European history b4 you start wondering about America!

Poor baby. Lock him up. Pecker just as bad. Keep at it Jimmy.💙

@MichealHallowell

11 күн бұрын

I respect Pecker immensely for standing up against Trump. Too few people do.

Thumb's up for librarians❣️👍

I'm not a librarian. I support this ad, and hope that ABC supports it too. So please add this add to couple of episodes. Thank you for reminding us all👍👍👍🙂

"You're about to put two prison sentences together " That's hilarious 😅😅😅

It is hilarious watching trump walking around with his picture book that his staff made for him.

@Blakblooded

11 күн бұрын

I wonder if the woman that made the picture book hangs out with the guy who walked behind trump on the golf course showing him nice tweets and news articles about him?

@dianevohwinkel2927

11 күн бұрын

Haaaahaaaa! A picture book

@s.d.c5513

11 күн бұрын

It's still a better bedside book for his cell than his beloved first edition collection of Hitlers speeches... 🤷‍♂️

@honesttruth8064

11 күн бұрын

You know .. when rich and stupidity rules.... U can do whatever you want!?!?!!!!!!!!! Insanity.

@brendam780

11 күн бұрын

@@Blakblooded hahahaha

I'm a librarian and that was awesome. Thank you!

“You’re about to put two prison sentences together!” ~Jimmy Kimmel You’re killing me🤣

@AUTOPSY666

11 күн бұрын

3:44

@concordep2504

11 күн бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 Jimmy can really cheer me up everyday with his teasing of Trump alone, you know it’s getting under Trumps skin.

Blue wave! Vote blue!

@j.dunlop8295

11 күн бұрын

Vote blue 💙 rule of law for all!,

@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288

11 күн бұрын

🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

Excellent. As always, Jimmy hitting it out of the park … again!

Thumbs up for librarians nationwide. I will trust any librarian with my grandchildren, any public librarian in North America, any public school librarian in North America and Western and Northern Europe. I will not stand for any censorship.

They aren't swarming to the trial because they've learned their lesson from Jan 6. Not the lesson we want them to learn, though. What they've learned is not to put themselves on camera. They are still scheming, planning, and actively setting their plans in motion. They've just learned not to mindlessly advertise it, because they know every face on video will be filed for later use when they try to take over again. Reddit and the message boards are full of threads explaining the long term strategy. Don't get complacent.

@sue7734

11 күн бұрын

Forward the Reddit posts to the FBI and DHS.

@geoffgunn9673

11 күн бұрын

Given the law of averages, you should at least have a percentage of them there, unless the few dozen are the percentage and their numbers are that low?

@outtakontroll3334

11 күн бұрын

they always have been, message. just trump has brought them out from under their rocks

@candywilson6908

11 күн бұрын

I read two more J6ers were sentenced to two and three year jail sentences today.

@Darknamja

11 күн бұрын

Most of his supporters are working class and still have to pay the bills by going to work and don't have time to loiter in front of the courthouse. 🤨

With Trump’s penchant for disrespecting everyone involved in his legal cases, how has he not been found in contempt of court? HOW??

@BairMendoza

11 күн бұрын

Really? 😂

@nevillehoward8736

11 күн бұрын

Because Trump will use that as fuel. So Contempt punishment is being held back.

@VaushFan

11 күн бұрын

2 tier justice system. He has committed every crime and every sin and has never been in a jail cell yet

@JohnWinchester3567

11 күн бұрын

Legal cases? How about anyone he's ever met.

@lprofessor9948

11 күн бұрын

The judge feels sorry for us.. the judge is trying to keep peace.. who knows what plans trump has in the works with people who are not well.

They better not put the heat on in that courtroom because the poop and fart smells will shut the proceedings down.

That phone book set has been waiting 20 years for its time to shine. Well done, phone book. Well done. 👏

We live in Florida and are proudly voting for BIDEN HARRIS 🎉

@GraciaRegas

10 күн бұрын

Me too

@Flies2FLL

10 күн бұрын

+1!

@RobertLangdonCapeCanaveral

10 күн бұрын

Me too!!! BIDEN-HARRIS ✌

@ChaosTheoriesLux

10 күн бұрын

I used to live there. But it got scary and I moved to a very blue state. My family is still voting Bien in FL, though.

@normaeason8734

10 күн бұрын

Thank you for not voting for TRUMP!

Civil Rights workers? Are you kidding! Good grief!🙄

@generalputnam2990

11 күн бұрын

Gingrich was so awful he was drummed out of his own party.

@thaliahall4599

11 күн бұрын

Gingrich was always a creep, even too creepy for his own Party, similar to Trump😯

@rochellestarr9538

10 күн бұрын

He couldnt get the rights from the KLAN to autograph white hoods

The librarian clip genuinely made me cry

The writing is just genius.

I prefer my presidents who don’t violate their gag order just to get another and another one which only leads to more crying about pointless stuff

@KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.

11 күн бұрын

He will be in jail with dereck chauvin

@jamessimpson5634

11 күн бұрын

He will never run out of funds as long as thousands of stupid people keep sending him money. I doubt he’s paid a penny of his own money for any of this. If he has a special gift, it’s taking money from suckers and using it for his own benefit.

@emiilyjaane7

11 күн бұрын

He's never had money, He's been broke if you think about it 😂 it was all loans and other people's money, Never his own. Starting with his dad's 😂

@MichealHallowell

11 күн бұрын

@@jamessimpson5634 Donald has never been anything more than a grifter. Basically the Pinnacle of what the Republican party always was; they just adapted to his strats and never looked back.

@theemmjay5130

11 күн бұрын

Personally, I like my Presidents to never need gag orders in the first place.

How about 3 prison sentences?!

@karinwolf3645

11 күн бұрын

4?? 🤔😆😆😆

@Bugplanet8840

11 күн бұрын

@@karinwolf36455?? 😏😉😜😂

@randibgood

11 күн бұрын

​@@karinwolf3645 At least!!!

There was a missed opportunity to tie in Fahrenheit 451 to that librarian skit.

The pi of trump is perfect. Looks like he was caught CRYING. Beautiful.

I have a masters degree in library science. I am not a librarian but I love librarians. My favourite course was on censorship. Books and those who run libraries should be protected by the First Amendment. Those who are the accused in a criminal trial, who are harassing and intimidating witnesses, jurors and other judicial system participants, and getting their riot-happy lemmings to do the same, should not enjoy the same level of protected speech. Why is that so hard to understand?

I loved your segment on Librarians. Much of my success in life I owe to librarians. I started a business to pay my way through college. The librarians aided me by directing me to trade journals and business planning for advertising and growth. I wound up growing the business and hiring 13 people to work for me. It was almost 50 years ago. I was paying my part times $10 per hour. I had zero turnover and was making a good living. I finished my degree, then got a second one. To all librarians "YOU ARE DEEPLY APPRECIATED"

@Celestial_Reach

10 күн бұрын

Ah, the opportunities we have. Amazing story, and great way to honor them.

@MarthaOprisko

10 күн бұрын

As a librarian, it warms my heart to read what you wrote, which is why Andrew Carnegie funded the building of so many libraries around the USA. His success was partially due to what he learned from information he found in a library.

I love you and your writers Jimmy Kimmel

I've been going to libraries for decades, and NOBODY had ever explained to me what a "Re-shelf Cart" was.... ......until now!!

Wow Kimmel & Co., twisting that knife for nearly ten consecutive minutes, keep up the lord’s work! Great piece on librarians! THANKS!

@galecoldwell-coldwellbanke5477

10 күн бұрын

Trumpty Dumpty makes it SO easy to make fun of him.

@R3Marine

10 күн бұрын

You watch these Court Jesters? 😂 What a wasted life.

@brianfergus839

10 күн бұрын

@@R3Marine ​​⁠ by contrast ignoring the video content and just coming to the comments section to troll is such a rewarding and positive life experience