Trump Embarrassed He Keeps Sleeping During Trial & Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene vs Mike Johnson

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Today is the first day of May and once again our nation’s news media can’t believe it, according to a new study of American accents the most attractive one is the Southern accent, Marjorie Taylor Greene is furious because her plan to oust Mike Johnson as Speaker of the House has been foiled, Ted Cruz is co-sponsor of a bill that would make it harder for consumers to get a refund from airlines in the event of delay or cancellation, Naptain America got his day started by asking where Sleepy Joe is, Trump touched down in Waukesha this afternoon in his first big rally since being fined for contempt of court, Wisconsin also got a visit from the Pillow Fairy Mike Lindell, we reveal our new product the MAGA Blaster, and stoners try recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
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  • @boblloyd75
    @boblloyd7517 күн бұрын

    Mike Johnson and Hakim should put an action on the floor to remove MTG from Congress.

  • @kenyonbissett3512

    @kenyonbissett3512

    17 күн бұрын

    Please, Please, Please 🙏🏻!

  • @EdT.-xt6yv

    @EdT.-xt6yv

    17 күн бұрын

    11:24

  • @glendadowe

    @glendadowe

    17 күн бұрын

    I WISH ... I WISH ... I WISH .... OKAY DOROTHY !🇦🇺

  • @jodykoropatnicki3957

    @jodykoropatnicki3957

    17 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @merphul

    @merphul

    16 күн бұрын

    Johnson doesn't have the guts to shave down his majority any further. I hope Jeffries got some solid promises in return for saving his bacon.

  • @freya8133
    @freya813317 күн бұрын

    I can't wait until Trump, MTG, and Ted Cruz are no longer in politics.

  • @NotDeluded

    @NotDeluded

    17 күн бұрын

    You forgot Beetlejuice... 😂

  • @EdT.-xt6yv

    @EdT.-xt6yv

    17 күн бұрын

    11:24

  • @seanvictorville4515

    @seanvictorville4515

    17 күн бұрын

    Here, Here!!! They are an embarrassment!!

  • @velikovskysghost

    @velikovskysghost

    17 күн бұрын

    @freya8133 I can't you know believe it I think I figured it out, these three are a tag team wrestling trio! Starring Trumplestiltskin! Marjory Toadstool Grim Reaper Greene the living neanderthal, and Ted (The Crusher) Cruzinsky.

  • @sherrih6375

    @sherrih6375

    17 күн бұрын

    Don't leave Lindsay Graham behind! Kick him out! 😮😮😮

  • @Dragonfly-J
    @Dragonfly-J16 күн бұрын

    Please remove MTG from congress. She is an embarrassment to the state of Georgia and the entire country.

  • @Bert_de_Wit

    @Bert_de_Wit

    16 күн бұрын

    As a non-American, I can confirm this. I pray for you good people. It scares the crap out of me that people like her hold any form of political power in a country as powerful as yours. Greetings from the Netherlands!

  • @kathybiondic4352

    @kathybiondic4352

    16 күн бұрын

    Ed​@@Bert_de_Wit

  • @THINJIMI

    @THINJIMI

    16 күн бұрын

    @@Bert_de_Wit- Thank-you! It’s good to know other countries can understand and support us in this time of crisis.

  • @strikerbowls791

    @strikerbowls791

    16 күн бұрын

    Non American here. Can already tell she loves guns and is religious

  • @WindyCity1970

    @WindyCity1970

    16 күн бұрын

    FACTS 100%

  • @susanjohnson5913
    @susanjohnson591316 күн бұрын

    Fed up with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Absolutely unacceptable to be in Washington DC

  • @DaveCM

    @DaveCM

    16 күн бұрын

    And yet she seems to have a lot of power and influence in the Republican party. I don't get it.

  • @marvin_pumpt

    @marvin_pumpt

    16 күн бұрын

    @DaveCM it seems like it’s starting to unravel a bit for her. Hopefully it continues in that direction.

  • @tenkloosterherman

    @tenkloosterherman

    16 күн бұрын

    Even more worrying are the people who voted for Moscow Marge.

  • @Bert_de_Wit

    @Bert_de_Wit

    16 күн бұрын

    That she holds any level of political influence is terrifying to a lot of us here in western Europe. We're not perfect of course. But she's mind boggling!

  • @SuperLeica1

    @SuperLeica1

    16 күн бұрын

    @@DaveCM The media loves her verbal belly flops.

  • @chuckbouscaren3898
    @chuckbouscaren389817 күн бұрын

    I believe that it's may 1st, no problem. What I can't believe is that Trump is still not in prison!

  • @ryanreedgibson

    @ryanreedgibson

    17 күн бұрын

    He's made a mockery of our criminal justice system.

  • @whoseturnisit9733

    @whoseturnisit9733

    17 күн бұрын

    I can’t either. I’m still waiting on the documents case since he also took 5 Eyrs docs, which included my country UK. He’d have been in prison by 6th Jan 2021 here, stopping him taking and misusing all those National security docs.

  • @TheRealBlueValhalla

    @TheRealBlueValhalla

    17 күн бұрын

    I almost missed rent but yeah Trump needs to go away forever.

  • @janvierramazzi

    @janvierramazzi

    17 күн бұрын

    ​@@TheRealBlueValhalla Yes the fartmaster has to go away forever and you need get to work apparently...

  • @seanvictorville4515

    @seanvictorville4515

    17 күн бұрын

    These things take time. But it's coming.🤞

  • @waltergraves3273
    @waltergraves327316 күн бұрын

    I am a Texas Republican, but the second Cruz knelt to the altar of Trump, he lost my vote. I will vote for the Democrat opponent while voting for Biden against Trump. I will oppose Trump and any one that he endorses or kneels at Trumps altar.

  • @NOCALGooN916

    @NOCALGooN916

    16 күн бұрын

    When yall had that bad ice storm that knocked out all the power he immediately left to to like cancun or something like like that too

  • @JimDandy-rn4vd

    @JimDandy-rn4vd

    16 күн бұрын

    Who Cares

  • @ariadneschild8460

    @ariadneschild8460

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@JimDandy-rn4vdyou did enough to reply.

  • @joeybleu66

    @joeybleu66

    16 күн бұрын

    wow a sane texas republican you give us hope good sir . thank you

  • @momomikey

    @momomikey

    16 күн бұрын

    Thank You!!!

  • @eldenringer6466
    @eldenringer646616 күн бұрын

    MTG is truly grotesque...

  • @venanziocalise946

    @venanziocalise946

    13 күн бұрын

    To think she is college educated, daddy did not get his money worth, " indicktable."

  • @tomtiernan8134
    @tomtiernan813416 күн бұрын

    The only thing funnier than Kimmel making fun of trump is watching trump flail around trying to take down Kimmel.

  • @danielwilliams8346

    @danielwilliams8346

    16 күн бұрын

    I wish we could watch his reactions in real time 😆

  • @robertkieffer8497

    @robertkieffer8497

    15 күн бұрын

    Actually insane that he's winning by such a large margin too man

  • @tomtiernan8134

    @tomtiernan8134

    15 күн бұрын

    @@robertkieffer8497 Why are trumpers so delusional?

  • @robertkieffer8497

    @robertkieffer8497

    15 күн бұрын

    @tomtiernan8134 not a clue man, sad to see

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac17 күн бұрын

    His lawyers can call him 'President Trump' all they want, but there is nothing presidential about what's unfolding in that courtroom.

  • @tiwantiwaabibiman2603

    @tiwantiwaabibiman2603

    17 күн бұрын

    There wasn't a single thing presidential about him when all of "you" voted for him in the first place and put him in that office.

  • @Leslie01

    @Leslie01

    17 күн бұрын

    Say That One More Time For The MF'ers That Didn't Hear You In The Back 💯

  • @lenninyberg4064

    @lenninyberg4064

    17 күн бұрын

    Nothing she just said gives the slightest bit of work she might do for her constituents.

  • @Dead_Kerbal

    @Dead_Kerbal

    16 күн бұрын

    You're listening it wrong...they say he is ''Present and Drumft''!!

  • @divinewon73

    @divinewon73

    16 күн бұрын

    🛑Merr Merr Gar Gar is a member of the Fed Errol ist Society which works with the Heritic found ation and provided the project 2025, 920 page document to obliterate the federal government... these are the same organizations that provided us with Roberts and the rest.☣️

  • @ltho5616
    @ltho561617 күн бұрын

    Greene is so dim, she doesn't understand she is the bs coming from DC

  • @quercusquercus532

    @quercusquercus532

    17 күн бұрын

    "With great power comes great responsibility". This hasn't been the case in DC since well before 2002. Greene Goblin is from Marvel.

  • @bunyipdragon9499

    @bunyipdragon9499

    17 күн бұрын

    ​@@quercusquercus532originally written by French author Voltaire 💜

  • @catherinedonnelly1025

    @catherinedonnelly1025

    16 күн бұрын

    IKR … it’s the Denning Kruger effect !!! Which means she thinks she’s smarter, & better than anyone else but she’s obviously not !!!

  • @quercusquercus532

    @quercusquercus532

    16 күн бұрын

    @@bunyipdragon9499 Wow, I didn't know this. Thought you were replying to a different comment I made about the Pledge of Allegiance and Metallica. "... And Justice For All" is pretty close to Voltaire too.

  • @venanziocalise946

    @venanziocalise946

    13 күн бұрын

    Correction Georgia swamp area.

  • @marct9942
    @marct994216 күн бұрын

    When Cruz promised a photo signed by him, I literally threw up in my mouth

  • @TM2U-1
    @TM2U-116 күн бұрын

    Those jurors should be getting hazard pay.

  • @suzannarobinson4726
    @suzannarobinson472617 күн бұрын

    Marjorie's voice has all the charms of a buzzsaw.

  • @boardcertifiable

    @boardcertifiable

    16 күн бұрын

    That is an insult to buzzsaws everywhere.

  • @watersipper1116

    @watersipper1116

    16 күн бұрын

    She is not as sharp.

  • @noddier

    @noddier

    16 күн бұрын

    Amen!

  • @b.comeau2597

    @b.comeau2597

    16 күн бұрын

    Yessssss! 😂

  • @WinstonSmith19847

    @WinstonSmith19847

    16 күн бұрын

    Leatherface.

  • @paulthompkins4150
    @paulthompkins415016 күн бұрын

    MTG is an embarrassment to the state of Georgia.

  • @ln8116

    @ln8116

    16 күн бұрын

    If she is a typical Georgian, we are lost.

  • @dblocker3145

    @dblocker3145

    16 күн бұрын

    MTG is an embarrassment to procreation!

  • @frankG335

    @frankG335

    16 күн бұрын

    To the entire nation! To the world!

  • @gustavodeugarte9460

    @gustavodeugarte9460

    16 күн бұрын

    She only wants fame!!

  • @hjohnston3534

    @hjohnston3534

    16 күн бұрын

    Even the rock from which she slithered out from under is embarrassed!

  • @darrenweissman4327
    @darrenweissman432716 күн бұрын

    “Sleeping” is not a place.

  • @stanleyvrbeaudet3721
    @stanleyvrbeaudet372116 күн бұрын

    Why is Donald Trump sleeping in Court? He will have time to do that in prison

  • @kittycatmeowmeow963

    @kittycatmeowmeow963

    15 күн бұрын

    A psychologist believes it might be a sign of dementia.

  • @user-xn3qm2il4l

    @user-xn3qm2il4l

    12 күн бұрын

    Why does Biden sleep at the U.N.? He's got enough time to do that while watching episodes of "the Golden Girls."

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl17 күн бұрын

    The most grating, ear-stabbing American accent is MTG's.

  • @ln8116

    @ln8116

    16 күн бұрын

    It is not an American accent - it is a slaughter of the English language.

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf2216 күн бұрын

    Where’s Joe, Donnie? He’s in the White House. A place you will never be again.

  • @askew9976

    @askew9976

    16 күн бұрын

    He hates their plumbing anyhow. He should stay in Mara Lago with an anklet. Blinged out for summer of course ❤

  • @bmack6180

    @bmack6180

    16 күн бұрын

    Let us pray. How he ever got there in the first place is concerning. But to return him, there would be insane. He has practically destroyed democracy and decency in this country with his criminal mind and maganut followers. The media has helped by broadcasting his ridiculous rants for other crazies to see and emulate. He has definitely shown the dangers of freedom of speech and social media.

  • @gustavodeugarte9460

    @gustavodeugarte9460

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@bmack6180Absolutely Truth...HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, AND STILL IS GOING ON...WHAT CAN WE DO...

  • @WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf

    @WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@gustavodeugarte9460 Make sure Joe Biden isn't moving house for another 4 years!

  • @WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf

    @WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@askew9976 If he hates the WH plumbing...he won't like the lack of a gold-plated crapper in Cell Block C, with Bubba waiting patiently...

  • @maramunson336
    @maramunson33616 күн бұрын

    Thank you for showing us AGAIN how angry MTG is... angry angry angry.

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl937116 күн бұрын

    So many Americans can’t believe that it’s May. It follows April every year The USA really needs to improve the education system

  • @arellatikvah

    @arellatikvah

    16 күн бұрын

    Someone actually asked me today if I could believe it's May, lol 😂

  • @bobbykiriakidis9753

    @bobbykiriakidis9753

    16 күн бұрын

    It’s just small talk and yes we all do it unfortunately

  • @Earthneedsado-over177

    @Earthneedsado-over177

    14 күн бұрын

    I do believe it's May, I do I do I do!

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin112117 күн бұрын

    Frankly I like a sleepy Trump---or anything that closes his big mouth for a while.

  • @karllieck9064

    @karllieck9064

    16 күн бұрын

    How about 45 taking a dirt nap?

  • @clipper7868
    @clipper786817 күн бұрын

    Ted Cruz is a big embarrassment for Texas..

  • @thegoodpimps

    @thegoodpimps

    17 күн бұрын

    Voting him into the Senate was the only way to get Ted to leave the state otherwise we needed a forever winter.

  • @TheresaLyonhart

    @TheresaLyonhart

    17 күн бұрын

    Ted Cruz is an embarrassment to life, in general.

  • @clipper7868

    @clipper7868

    17 күн бұрын

    @@thegoodpimps 🤣

  • @peteruhl8181

    @peteruhl8181

    17 күн бұрын

    Embarrassment for USA. And Canada

  • @RewindingVHS

    @RewindingVHS

    17 күн бұрын

    Ted Cruz reason #1 for TERM LIMITS

  • @wayneleonard6434
    @wayneleonard643416 күн бұрын

    I’m fed up with MTG! 🤬

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire16 күн бұрын

    Ask Trump to recite the US Pledge of Allegiance. I'd bet everything he wouldn't be able to even come close.

  • @21ruevictorhugo
    @21ruevictorhugo17 күн бұрын

    They should all be saying “I can’t believe it’s May and Trump is still not in prison!”

  • @kenyonbissett3512

    @kenyonbissett3512

    17 күн бұрын

    Isn’t past his jail time?

  • @oldrrocr

    @oldrrocr

    16 күн бұрын

    they should start the count" 1,577 days since January 6 and trump is STILL not in jail"

  • @wolke1955

    @wolke1955

    16 күн бұрын

    🎯🏆

  • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
    @ThemFuzzyMonsters17 күн бұрын

    MTG complaining about “Washington” is like when Fox News complains about the “mainstream media”. Buy a mirror Marjorie.

  • @paolovantassel1989

    @paolovantassel1989

    16 күн бұрын

    And have her turn to stone? On national TV?

  • @boardcertifiable

    @boardcertifiable

    16 күн бұрын

    The mirror would break.

  • @dthomas9230

    @dthomas9230

    16 күн бұрын

    She would have no reflection...because she has no soul.

  • @user-qf7ud5de9h

    @user-qf7ud5de9h

    16 күн бұрын

    Buy a vowel😂🎉

  • @user-qf7ud5de9h

    @user-qf7ud5de9h

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@paolovantassel1989that is a hard saying

  • @robjohnston1433
    @robjohnston143316 күн бұрын

    They "CANNOT BELIEVE IT'S APRIL ..." a month ago, either!

  • @peaceloveharmony7213
    @peaceloveharmony721316 күн бұрын

    That’s shameful. Our ex-president doesn’t know it either. “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and Justice for all. ✌🏼⚖️

  • @karenfitzpatrick6256

    @karenfitzpatrick6256

    16 күн бұрын

    They did capitalize "God" tho...To me, not a bad thing to be included. I recited that "Pledge" every morning in school. We stood up, faced the flag that was in each of our classrooms, hand over heart and said these words, to appreciate why we were all free in United States. Americans living and working together. MTG seems to have forgotten the "United," "one Nation," and "indivisible" parts entirely...

  • @gplus1000

    @gplus1000

    16 күн бұрын

    There is no comma after one nation. It's a common mistake carried out through the years.

  • @bellabunnell3174

    @bellabunnell3174

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@karenfitzpatrick6256shouldn't even been there.

  • @mgconlan

    @mgconlan

    15 күн бұрын

    I'm still upset that the Pledge of Allegiance includes the words "under God." They were added in the 1950's when the U.S. was fighting a Cold War not against Communism, but "Godless Communism." I grew up as an atheist (I'd call myself agnostic now) and always felt that the inclusion of "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance told me I was never going to be anything more than a second-class citizen.

  • @tomcat58rtc

    @tomcat58rtc

    15 күн бұрын

    I know your age. 💙💙💙💙

  • @LopezNeedsYou
    @LopezNeedsYou16 күн бұрын

    Quote... *"They've tried several different devices to keep Trump awake"* Have they tried a shock collar???

  • @ramblerdave1339

    @ramblerdave1339

    16 күн бұрын

    I'm thinking Taser !

  • @MrStaybrown

    @MrStaybrown

    16 күн бұрын

    Snorting Adderall works for him, just keep mobile devices away from him.🤣

  • @markiefufu

    @markiefufu

    16 күн бұрын

    A vibrating remote controlled but plug?

  • @demarcusjordan1210

    @demarcusjordan1210

    16 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @dwhitman3092

    @dwhitman3092

    16 күн бұрын

    😂👍

  • @sue7734
    @sue773417 күн бұрын

    MTG needs to shut her yap and do some work with the money we pay her with our tax dollars. She thinks Democrats reaching across the aisle is a bad thing? Democrats understand that in order for our country to work, we need bipartisanship. Republicans think it's either their way or no way.

  • @donnakubiski5572

    @donnakubiski5572

    17 күн бұрын

    I totally agree with you. You hit the nail on the head! She and others like her have no business being in government.

  • @MariaMartinez-researcher

    @MariaMartinez-researcher

    17 күн бұрын

    Not Republicans. Trumpists. There are barely any Republican left in that party.

  • @LyonsM

    @LyonsM

    17 күн бұрын

    Well said!!

  • @EdT.-xt6yv

    @EdT.-xt6yv

    17 күн бұрын

    11:24

  • @JKB-ji6xl

    @JKB-ji6xl

    16 күн бұрын

    MTG, Gaetz, Boebert, & Trumpy's other pupils R there 4 purposes of obstruction. Then they can say, "Govt doesn't work."

  • @mamaj7104
    @mamaj710416 күн бұрын

    She's the perfect running mate for tonald drump. They're both good at punishment, staying angry, an getting revenge.

  • @bwmcgrath9986

    @bwmcgrath9986

    15 күн бұрын

    Don't even suggest it! Something happens to Trump, that would make her president, assuming that mega-horrible ticket could get elected. A horror movie in the making.

  • @andrewpierce1588
    @andrewpierce158816 күн бұрын

    Ted Cruz is currently breaking the law, taking compensation through his SuperPAC for hosting a podcast.

  • @Lumi-OF-Model
    @Lumi-OF-Model17 күн бұрын

    The southern accent may be likable, but MTG sounds like metal claws on a blackboard

  • @dreamcatcher_999_

    @dreamcatcher_999_

    17 күн бұрын

    💯

  • @YAHsWay

    @YAHsWay

    17 күн бұрын

    The poll was taken at a casino.......so maga majority probably took rhe poll. Considering, most are boomers retired in RV America 😂

  • @bovinityleak2066

    @bovinityleak2066

    17 күн бұрын

    There are a number of southern accents. Some make your skin crawl and others relax you.

  • @care2think611

    @care2think611

    17 күн бұрын

    I don't know where MTG comes from but she doesn't sound southern to me. Just irritating.

  • @Lion-OandSnarf

    @Lion-OandSnarf

    17 күн бұрын

    I like how it takes the entire South to compete with _just_ one state

  • @ItsMeBT23
    @ItsMeBT2316 күн бұрын

    He should be in prison, not campaigning.

  • @concordjefferson
    @concordjefferson16 күн бұрын

    MGT is a crazy congresswoman from GA !!! embarrassment to whole country .

  • @PresidentByNameOnly
    @PresidentByNameOnly16 күн бұрын

    How "embarrassed" could he possibly be if you keep giving him the media attention about it?!

  • @charlesasmith7836

    @charlesasmith7836

    16 күн бұрын

    Exactly

  • @rkymtnchi503

    @rkymtnchi503

    16 күн бұрын

    He's the laughing stock of the world, you think he's proud of that?

  • @PresidentByNameOnly

    @PresidentByNameOnly

    14 күн бұрын

    @@rkymtnchi503 Yeah, sure. The laughing stock of the world on the cover of Time magazine... again! How "embarrassing" for him... He doesn't care about who's laughing at him if he keeps getting what he wants.

  • @rkymtnchi503

    @rkymtnchi503

    14 күн бұрын

    @@PresidentByNameOnly the Time article talks about how most real Republicans left and were replaced by Trump lackeys. Great example.

  • @unique2dou964
    @unique2dou96417 күн бұрын

    Why doesn't the Media just ignore MTG? The rest of us do!

  • @vanessadarnell7508

    @vanessadarnell7508

    16 күн бұрын

    Because people need to see how crazy she really is

  • @chenzen1578

    @chenzen1578

    16 күн бұрын

    We decide what the Media shows. The more we, the users, click on something, the more value it gets, the more the media earns with it contenst. Roughly spoken, outrage sells.

  • @stevenmoore3480

    @stevenmoore3480

    16 күн бұрын

    @@chenzen1578 yeah but what a depressing fact that is, because it means it wil never change, becasue the only body that can change it (the masses) are in fact the problem. Same with Billionaires, what kind of species allows individuals to have more than Billions of others with no real merit?

  • @darrenrrawlings

    @darrenrrawlings

    16 күн бұрын

    The irony in this comment is strong.

  • @stevenmoore3480

    @stevenmoore3480

    16 күн бұрын

    @@darrenrrawlings If the news doesn't ignore them, and someone looks at the news... see how this works, no irony at all.

  • @user-kz9ni8bo2i
    @user-kz9ni8bo2i17 күн бұрын

    MTG articulate???? Give that congressman a drug test.

  • @intomnia3313

    @intomnia3313

    16 күн бұрын

    And some shampoo?

  • @JN-md5uo

    @JN-md5uo

    16 күн бұрын

    If he thinks mtg is articulate, what does that say about him?😊

  • @JimDandy-rn4vd

    @JimDandy-rn4vd

    16 күн бұрын

    Come from a pot head

  • @ln8116

    @ln8116

    16 күн бұрын

    A sanity test

  • @pn1831

    @pn1831

    16 күн бұрын

    He thinks it means she speaks alot

  • @johnvesterjr.ytchannel8533
    @johnvesterjr.ytchannel853316 күн бұрын

    The IQ of this country and the republican party is just like the movie Idiocracy.

  • @brianschwartz5357

    @brianschwartz5357

    16 күн бұрын

    President “The Rock” is next

  • @NotAnIlluminatiSpy
    @NotAnIlluminatiSpy16 күн бұрын

    Hard to believe it's already May.

  • @dakotaearls123
    @dakotaearls12317 күн бұрын

    Its easy to believe its May, but its hard to believe the reality we live in

  • @coleengoodell7523

    @coleengoodell7523

    16 күн бұрын

    No kidding! It's become a dystopian nightmare.

  • @nealwilliams7743

    @nealwilliams7743

    16 күн бұрын

    I want off of this crazy upside-down world 🌎

  • @Lichan11

    @Lichan11

    16 күн бұрын

    Right?! I keep expecting Rod Serling to show up.

  • @dakotaearls123

    @dakotaearls123

    15 күн бұрын

    @@nealwilliams7743 LMAO for real tho 😭 no wonder kids are like "screw this, I'm stealing a Kia"

  • @eg8115
    @eg811516 күн бұрын

    She gets more and more crazy each second. Its baffling that any person would think that MTG is the type of person we need in Congress.

  • @vicm6561

    @vicm6561

    16 күн бұрын

    Same about The squad ! Nuts and hate America but you listen to them and all their BS

  • @eg8115

    @eg8115

    16 күн бұрын

    By the way, the speaker of the house job, is to pass legislation. I don't like Johnson, but he did his job. He didn't betray you, Trump, or the GOP, he simply (and TOOK HIS SWEET TIME) DID HIS JOB. Let's say in 2020, Pelosi played the McConnell/Johnson game, and takes COVID relief funds away for a couple months. You'd have her head! Why is your party allowing Putin to go further into Europe? Why is that ok? And you're focused on the damn squad? PAY ATTENTION TO THE SNAKES IN YOUR OWN BACK YARD DUDE!

  • @eg8115

    @eg8115

    16 күн бұрын

    Matter of fact, don't, but don't whine about being bit by them later. We warned you.

  • @JustifyHero
    @JustifyHero16 күн бұрын

    They should ask to recite the pledge from anyone working at the Congress. Daily.

  • @midnighto.g7677
    @midnighto.g767716 күн бұрын

    I'm disgusted as an American that these people can't even recite our pledge of our country, that's just embarrassing

  • @terri6854
    @terri685417 күн бұрын

    Imagine the mental state of someone who actually wants a photo of a horse signed by Ted Cruz.

  • @monochromaticspider

    @monochromaticspider

    17 күн бұрын

    Imagine the mental state of someone who wants their state represented by Ted Cruz?

  • @TheBrokeJLo

    @TheBrokeJLo

    16 күн бұрын

    Same folks that wear red hats and gold sneakers I suppose. 😄

  • @chenzen1578

    @chenzen1578

    16 күн бұрын

    @@TheBrokeJLo Thanks a lot, now I can't get this lovely picture out of my head. 😅

  • @daviddegeorge2667

    @daviddegeorge2667

    16 күн бұрын

    Why did he sign a horse?

  • @w1ndgeneral226

    @w1ndgeneral226

    16 күн бұрын

    I'd recommend them to see a doctor.

  • @fabians.ocampojr.7756
    @fabians.ocampojr.775616 күн бұрын

    Full Name: MARJORIE TOILET GREENE Lock her up. Lock her up. ASAP

  • @Anthony-fd8mh

    @Anthony-fd8mh

    16 күн бұрын

    The Karen of Congress🤣🤣

  • @QueenKitten-wranglerjeansCat

    @QueenKitten-wranglerjeansCat

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@Anthony-fd8mh Addendum: Qaren of the alt-right Qongress - Donnerhea's chief Qlown

  • @stephenm3470

    @stephenm3470

    16 күн бұрын

    Major toilet grenade

  • @KPICBFG

    @KPICBFG

    16 күн бұрын

    I thought it was MAGA-Karen Traitor Greed? ;)

  • @redtigr

    @redtigr

    16 күн бұрын

    I think it's Marjorie Traitor Greene - and that must be right because when I typed in Marjorie, the next suggested word was Traitor!

  • @cindyburke8609
    @cindyburke860916 күн бұрын

    To all voters in November. The way a person has been acting during HIIS trial , he should graciously bow out and retire quietly in Iran... Cannot really see how he acted in the last ten years. For shame Trump.

  • @anastasiabeaverhausen8220
    @anastasiabeaverhausen822016 күн бұрын

    Just tell large Marge to "Begone, you have no power here. Go, before someone drops a house on you!"

  • @abigailcaraballo2623

    @abigailcaraballo2623

    10 күн бұрын

    Hilarious !

  • @LopezNeedsYou
    @LopezNeedsYou16 күн бұрын

    Donnie wants to monitor pregnancies... there honestly isn't any reason for women to vote for him... Vote Blue for your rights!

  • @2needey1

    @2needey1

    16 күн бұрын

    Biden messed up everything!

  • @michaelbraun2462

    @michaelbraun2462

    16 күн бұрын

    . Buaaaaa-hahahahahaha. . 🤣😂 " Snoozing B Anthony! " . . 👍🏾

  • @nikolaipersad4098

    @nikolaipersad4098

    16 күн бұрын

    THIS!!

  • @bradlucas3154

    @bradlucas3154

    16 күн бұрын

    This has to be one of the most ignorant comments ever written. What are you 5 yrs old?

  • @newname9064

    @newname9064

    16 күн бұрын

    Things were much better with Trump. Vote Red❤❤❤

  • 16 күн бұрын

    Mr. Kimmel you are the only comedian to get under the thin orange skin of Dozy Don - thank you. ♥

  • @aleatharhea

    @aleatharhea

    16 күн бұрын

    They ALL get under his skin.

  • @bitbugsbyte
    @bitbugsbyte16 күн бұрын

    Jimmy rocks! I love his interviews of people on the street!

  • @hazelscott8885
    @hazelscott888516 күн бұрын

    Thanks from the UK

  • @preppen2277
    @preppen227717 күн бұрын

    Nothing embarrasses, Trump.He's already made that perfectly clear

  • @susanbowman6652

    @susanbowman6652

    17 күн бұрын

    “The first indication of stupidity is a complete lack of shame.” Sigmund Freud

  • @normthompson923

    @normthompson923

    17 күн бұрын

    Can't shame a politician or a whole.Old,old saying.

  • @seanscanlon9067

    @seanscanlon9067

    17 күн бұрын

    Exposing Donald Trump has no money embarrasses him.

  • @chenzen1578

    @chenzen1578

    16 күн бұрын

    Typical narcist behaviour: "If I do/like it, it's great. if I hate/can't do it, it's bad."

  • @chenzen1578

    @chenzen1578

    16 күн бұрын

    @@normthompson923 "Whole"?

  • @Opus313
    @Opus31317 күн бұрын

    Donnie wants to monitor pregnancies... there honestly isn't any reason for women to vote for him... Vote Blue 💙 for your rights!

  • @RedPolitics1776

    @RedPolitics1776

    17 күн бұрын

    Where’s Hunter?

  • @chrisbabbage4004

    @chrisbabbage4004

    17 күн бұрын

    ​@@RedPolitics1776Suing Fox 🤣😂🤣

  • @paralegal_eagle_eye

    @paralegal_eagle_eye

    17 күн бұрын

    @Opus313 Exactly! And that is only 1 on a CVS receipt of reasons!

  • @sue7734

    @sue7734

    17 күн бұрын

    @RedPolitics1776 I imagine he's making room for all the money Fox is going to have to shell out to him for all the lies they spewed. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kierstenridgway4634

    @kierstenridgway4634

    17 күн бұрын

    I was appalled that women ever voted for him. We've known who he is since the beginning.

  • @MR.GL1.1.1TCH
    @MR.GL1.1.1TCH16 күн бұрын

    Pledge allegiance to the flag of the USA, and to the republic for which it stands. One nation, under dog, divisible, for liberty and justice for whomever has the most money and power.

  • @JohnWerner-te5zy

    @JohnWerner-te5zy

    14 күн бұрын

    That's a fair summary.

  • @nicoledion7132
    @nicoledion713216 күн бұрын

    Here’s something from Canada for you Jimmy! The American citizens are super lucky to have a host like you trying to to make them realize how stupid trumpet is and he is not getting any better!!!! I am grandma of 2 granddaughters (one of them is a nurse for the army in Washington) and I also have a great granddaughter all that thanks to my Canadian daughter:) butstill we are soooo worry that this trumpet will be choosed again as President of your country 😢 thank you a million times for trying to make people realize how they made a wrong choice the very first time in 2016! Love your show, take care., thank you again 🙏🏻

  • @moonstar68jr
    @moonstar68jr17 күн бұрын

    Can someone open a motion to vacate on MTG? Get her tf outta here!

  • @angelabobanna7774
    @angelabobanna777416 күн бұрын

    An old man wide awake at 4AM is a prime example of sundowner syndrome! And yes….narcissists ALWAYS project their negative behavior onto others! TY Jimmy your monologue keeps me sane!

  • @helicopterharry5101
    @helicopterharry510116 күн бұрын

    I was also sleeping at 4am. Why weren't you, Don?

  • @crazycatmama2098
    @crazycatmama209816 күн бұрын

    What the hell, Kentucky! You’ve given us McConnell, Massie, Comer and Paul. The absolute worst in Congress.

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson652416 күн бұрын

    MTG is such a scary monster...hard to even look and listen to her!

  • @lienarden3777

    @lienarden3777

    16 күн бұрын

    👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍

  • @beasy8991

    @beasy8991

    16 күн бұрын

    The epitome of a GCB.

  • @Erin.56

    @Erin.56

    16 күн бұрын

    I never listen to her. MUTE or immediately change channel !

  • @Monika-mh2je

    @Monika-mh2je

    16 күн бұрын

    I'm keep saying: lot of scary looking and sounding women around Trump. Marjorie ,Lara ,Kellyanne, Kimberly, Kristi 😂😂

  • @jimpomac
    @jimpomac16 күн бұрын

    At 4.55 am , most everyone is sleeping. Except delusional dictators, that is !

  • @JimDandy-rn4vd

    @JimDandy-rn4vd

    16 күн бұрын

    When you are up Mao Zedong.

  • @einienj3281

    @einienj3281

    16 күн бұрын

    He rants online all night and sleeps in court and that is somehow everyone else's fault.. just like always, never his fault.

  • @TheBrothergreen

    @TheBrothergreen

    16 күн бұрын

    *unemployed/criminals

  • @t.tenney3470

    @t.tenney3470

    16 күн бұрын

    It's exactly like a 2 year old.

  • @jazzylainey

    @jazzylainey

    16 күн бұрын

    No wonder he's sleeping at the trial!!!!

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick500116 күн бұрын

    The pledge of allegiance was always weird to me as a kid...

  • @carolbrown5507
    @carolbrown550716 күн бұрын

    Perhaps someone will oust MTG, and she will go away--anywhere--so tired of listening to her (and I live in the South, but hate when MTG, steps in front of a microphone. Also, someone shout tell MTG is no longer "the president", he is Former president Trump

  • @westpaul735
    @westpaul73517 күн бұрын

    MTG is evidence of how bright some people in Georgia are.

  • @cvp2000

    @cvp2000

    17 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @miapdx503

    @miapdx503

    17 күн бұрын

    They aren't sending their best...😒

  • @patriciabeck7293

    @patriciabeck7293

    17 күн бұрын

    I believe the problem is due to being incest and marrying your cousins.

  • @kenyonbissett3512

    @kenyonbissett3512

    17 күн бұрын

    She was re-elected, so there are lots of Moscow Marjorie types in Georgia.

  • @ElSantoLuchador

    @ElSantoLuchador

    17 күн бұрын

    I lived in Georgia and I love the place and (most of) the people. Their politics are batshit, but have some mercy as they've been programmed for generations by the Southern Strategy. God, guns, and Trump.

  • @hueyman624
    @hueyman62416 күн бұрын

    Moscow Marge in no way has a southern accent. Maybe Midwestern. NOT southern. It is a disgrace that she was voted in to office by people in my home state. I have lived in WA state for 20 years, not going back. Moscow Marge is a disgrace to GA and America

  • @TheresaLyonhart

    @TheresaLyonhart

    16 күн бұрын

    I lived in Georgia. A lot of them sound exactly like her. The uneducated ones.

  • @user-pb7ig4sv2l

    @user-pb7ig4sv2l

    16 күн бұрын

    I agree, she ain’t a southern belle.

  • @cinne2135

    @cinne2135

    16 күн бұрын

    No, not Midwestern. Her voice? Simply unwanted.

  • @darinmckee2320

    @darinmckee2320

    16 күн бұрын

    It's a Georgia accent......

  • @JimDandy-rn4vd

    @JimDandy-rn4vd

    16 күн бұрын

    I love how you hate Trump when he gets personal and belittles people. But you then turn around and do the very same thing. That's call hypocrites.

  • @susansellars3869
    @susansellars386916 күн бұрын

    Where's Dozy Donald? In court, waiting for his prison cell!

  • @ulrichkristensen4087
    @ulrichkristensen408716 күн бұрын

    MTG needs a class action lawsuit for deformation

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee112116 күн бұрын

    It is hilarious to watch MTG be so completely oblivious. Actual, literal irony.

  • @jazzmanchgo

    @jazzmanchgo

    16 күн бұрын

    She doesn't have a legit southern accent, though.

  • @sharononeal7183
    @sharononeal718317 күн бұрын

    Please do not put all southern women in the same boat with Klan Mom!

  • @ln8116

    @ln8116

    16 күн бұрын

    Southerners should do something about who represents them.

  • @bryanergau6682

    @bryanergau6682

    16 күн бұрын

    Move north.

  • @barbrasills-bw3pz

    @barbrasills-bw3pz

    15 күн бұрын

    AMEN 💚 Please and Thank you 💚🌎😂😠😜

  • @evanhughes7609
    @evanhughes760916 күн бұрын

    People Astounded At The Passage Of Time needs to be a series.

  • @olgahernandez6792
    @olgahernandez679216 күн бұрын

    FED-UP WITH YOU, MARGE, AND YOUR LOVING GUY...DON THE CON.

  • @kayezbiciak544
    @kayezbiciak54417 күн бұрын

    When she's on a vociferous rant like that, the way MTG's lips peel back from her teeth, mouth open, I expect to hear a whinny ring out!

  • @kenyonbissett3512

    @kenyonbissett3512

    17 күн бұрын

    Vociferous velociraptor!

  • @gary-rr7jp

    @gary-rr7jp

    17 күн бұрын

    Or for an alien to suddenly slither out of her craw.

  • @margueritemccann8580

    @margueritemccann8580

    16 күн бұрын

    kayezbiciak544...Your comment is perfect, that is exactly what she looks like. Thank you for the chuckle.

  • @marygillmeister6013

    @marygillmeister6013

    16 күн бұрын

    Is she running in the Kentucky Derby I wonder.....😂

  • @Bl-mb3oh

    @Bl-mb3oh

    16 күн бұрын

    Bwahahaha 🤣🐴

  • @CanadianSmoke
    @CanadianSmoke16 күн бұрын

    The entire World, I'm quite sure, is fed up with >Moscow< Marg.

  • @tenkloosterherman

    @tenkloosterherman

    16 күн бұрын

    That's Moscow Marge to you, sir.

  • @CanadianSmoke

    @CanadianSmoke

    16 күн бұрын

    @@tenkloosterherman I stand corrected!!

  • @LittleBlueOwl318

    @LittleBlueOwl318

    16 күн бұрын

    She needs to go to jail for planting those bombs on the might of Jan 5th

  • @kimdean1079
    @kimdean107916 күн бұрын

    Rump's maga blaster is HILARIOUS!!!

  • @MartaWomack
    @MartaWomack16 күн бұрын

    When I was in school, a very long time ago, we started class every morning with the Pledge of Allegiance. I still remember it to this day & I'm in my late 60's. What the heck are they teaching kids these days?!

  • @franklievens376

    @franklievens376

    16 күн бұрын

    How to fight in wars,that's what.

  • @waltertarasfigueroa8282
    @waltertarasfigueroa828217 күн бұрын

    Every time I hear MTG talk I hear dueling banjos.

  • @Tonyhouse1168

    @Tonyhouse1168

    17 күн бұрын

    You got a right purty mouth there son

  • @user-md4di6yg2p

    @user-md4di6yg2p

    17 күн бұрын

    I wouldn't know...I always fast forward past her drivel...

  • @leafyrox

    @leafyrox

    17 күн бұрын

    I do the mute thing.

  • @leafyrox

    @leafyrox

    17 күн бұрын

    I'll never know what muga means.

  • @gary-rr7jp

    @gary-rr7jp

    17 күн бұрын

    Suey! Suey! Here piggy, piggy!😁

  • @adamf663
    @adamf66317 күн бұрын

    The southern accent may be likable, but MTG sounds like metal claws on a blackboard.

  • @vincentjohnflorio

    @vincentjohnflorio

    17 күн бұрын

    MTG is why stereotypes against southern people exist. When I go to Georgia all I meet are nice people and people that get along, so I know it's mostly bullshit. But she is so unflinchingly desperate for attention and laser-focused on being unproductive and stealing money from citizens by wasting time while she collects a salary that is makes her naturally grating voice abominable.

  • @russward2612

    @russward2612

    17 күн бұрын

    A glass bottle in a garbage disposal.

  • @eroraf8637

    @eroraf8637

    16 күн бұрын

    That is an insult to both claws and board.

  • @obicalzone551
    @obicalzone55116 күн бұрын

    Oh my days is it May the first?? They will all go mental when it is May the fourth.

  • @user-ho1yn6ms7y
    @user-ho1yn6ms7y16 күн бұрын

    I hope one day “politics” can be about POLICY again.

  • @IAmWBeard
    @IAmWBeard16 күн бұрын

    You wanna keep trump awake in court? put the trial on tv.

  • @laurayoung7862
    @laurayoung786217 күн бұрын

    MTG does not have a southern accent. She has more of a nails scratching chalkboard accent

  • @stratostatic

    @stratostatic

    17 күн бұрын

    Her nickname should be 'Screech'.

  • @katherinecrossman8521
    @katherinecrossman852116 күн бұрын

    Perhaps MTG , is jealous , because she would love to be the person mr. Johnson would MUGA on . That kind of behavior is probably her specialty . Shes obviously jealous of Hunters lack of personal attention to herself .

  • @JustBob5150
    @JustBob515016 күн бұрын

    I could just see Trump walking into the "Vagan" restaurant and yelling out "Food for everyone" then walking out !

  • @marklin4693
    @marklin469317 күн бұрын

    An innocent man would have stayed awake and alert to spot any errors or inconsistencies in the evidences against him.

  • @seanscanlon9067

    @seanscanlon9067

    17 күн бұрын

    Someone needs to tell him about taking off any makeup before going to sleep.

  • @rosies14

    @rosies14

    16 күн бұрын

    That would be too much like work, he pays people to do that...........well Americans pay.

  • @seanscanlon9067

    @seanscanlon9067

    16 күн бұрын

    @@rosies14 For which one, to spot any errors or to take off his makeup? 🙂

  • @chenzen1578

    @chenzen1578

    16 күн бұрын

    An innocent "man" would have tried to prove his innocence instead of attacking, publicly shaming and defamating the court, the jury and witnesses.

  • @seanscanlon9067

    @seanscanlon9067

    16 күн бұрын

    @@chenzen1578 If you act as if you are guilty then you probably are. Look at O J and the car chase.

  • @Therealtruthsocial
    @Therealtruthsocial17 күн бұрын

    The bucket that Mike Lindell was talking about is called the basket of deplorables!

  • @brograb898
    @brograb89816 күн бұрын

    “And the best thing is, when you’re done with the common sense, you can eat the bucket!” “You shouldn’t be eating buckets, Mike.” “But you can-you can!”

  • @russellearley4442
    @russellearley444216 күн бұрын

    30 days in jail should wake trump up

  • @MikeMike-rz7sx
    @MikeMike-rz7sx16 күн бұрын

    Absolutely PATHETIC that any American could forget the pledge.

  • @stc-arts

    @stc-arts

    16 күн бұрын

    I agree, However we said the pledge every morning at school for our entire school history. I don't think they even do that anymore, and I am not certain my grandkids know the pledge.. I plan to ask them next time tho!

  • @elizabethchase8725
    @elizabethchase872516 күн бұрын

    ❤Jimmy you are loved❤❤your sense of humor takes me thru a rough starting day!!

  • @RealChristopherLoPresti
    @RealChristopherLoPresti17 күн бұрын

    Weird how I remember my rent is due at the first of every month but newscasters can't grasp the reality that it's a new month... 🤔

  • @rayala21
    @rayala2117 күн бұрын

    Isn’t the Marge Taylor Green “against cancel culture”? And yet she’s trying to cancel Mike Johnson 😂🤣

  • @vanessadarnell7508

    @vanessadarnell7508

    16 күн бұрын

    She is nuts haha

  • @JohnWerner-te5zy

    @JohnWerner-te5zy

    14 күн бұрын

    Maybe somebody should cancel her, electorally, I mean.

  • @dalemiller7013
    @dalemiller701316 күн бұрын

    Nothing but love for JK!

  • @marvwatkins7029
    @marvwatkins702912 күн бұрын

    Last I heard NOLA was part of the Southland. That listicle is nonsense. Who did they really poll? One person?

  • @KittyKeypurr
    @KittyKeypurr16 күн бұрын

    His nanny needs to lock his devices up at bedtime so he will sleep at the appropriate time. 🤷‍♀️

  • @tonysamard8179
    @tonysamard817916 күн бұрын

    Jimmy thanks for helping us through this difficult time! Laughter heals all wounds.

  • @wendymukluk
    @wendymukluk16 күн бұрын

    actually my brain was able to wrap around the concept of it being may now. i am blessed.

  • @JohnWerner-te5zy

    @JohnWerner-te5zy

    14 күн бұрын

    How will we all cope when it's June?

  • @k.christensen6478
    @k.christensen647816 күн бұрын

    OMG ,OMG!!! Why don't people know or remember the pledge of allegiance ??😅😅😅That's sad.

  • @kittycatmeowmeow963

    @kittycatmeowmeow963

    15 күн бұрын

    I remember it by heart and I have a hole in my left temporal lobe; I don't know why they can't.

  • @shellimendoza7332
    @shellimendoza733216 күн бұрын

    Were fed up with MTG!!!!!!!

  • @SidewalkCitizenLA
    @SidewalkCitizenLA16 күн бұрын

    "In California, pot's a vegetable" 😂😂😂 No truer thing has been said 👏👏👏

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