Trump’s Courtroom Confusion, Jimmy Actually Agrees with Ted Cruz & a Birthday Prank on Guillermo!
Jimmy tells a harrowing story involving his newly adopted dog Todd getting sick all over the house, we had a 4.2 earthquake last night, Donald Trump testified in the defamation trial related to his sexual assault of E. Jean Carroll, Eric was on TV with Hannity where he set a new world record for namedropping daddy, Trump is bigly upset that Nikki Haley hasn’t dropped out of the race, he claimed that anyone that makes a contribution to her campaign will be permanently banned from MAGA camp, Jimmy agrees with Ted Cruz for the first time ever, and we send Guillermo on a special and memorable experience for his birthday.
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Happy birthday Guillermo!!! Thanks to Jimmy and his crew
Ohhh.....Guillermo way up high......oh the anxiety. Happy Birthday Guillermo!🎉🎈🎁🦺🍰 You're a good sport.
I love that Guillermo is wearing his suit and tie😂 Happy birthday Guillermo, you give us such laughter!
I laughed so hard I was doubled-over crying at Guillermo's birthday present. Happy Birthday Guillermo, you are so awesome!!
@MB-xl4cz
4 ай бұрын
I still have tears in my eyes from laughing! Happy Birthday Dude!🎉😂🎉
Happy birthday, Guillermo! 😅 I was dying watching this you crack me up!
@MrVybez2
6 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard. Good episode. 😂😂
@Bl-mb3oh
6 ай бұрын
Me too, I’m crying laughing 😂 😂
You’re a good sport, Guillermo! Happy birthday! 🎉
I feel bad for how hard I laughed at Guillermo up in the air, but that was hysterical! Happy birthday Guillermo!
Guillermo deserves every bit of airtime and then some... the best Jimmy bits are the ones where he leverages Guillermo and his many talents.
I laughed so hard when I saw Guillermo enjoying his birthday gift. Well done Jimmy 🎉
@yobets5225
6 ай бұрын
OMG me too 😂🤣😂🤣 was hilarious
@nacarreira777
6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday, Guilliermo! This was great.
It is such a comfort that even famous people get to experience the same things all the rest of us with kids and dogs get to experience.
Couldn't stop laughing. One of the best. Great job Guillermo. Happy Birthday.🥰
Guillermo is the best late night sidekick! I love how he kept saying F U Jimmy and gives him the finger at the end. Hilarious😂
I don’t think anyone can love their “security guard” more than Kimmel loves Guillermo. HBD GUILLERMO YOURE THE BEST!!
@ArachnerdGC
6 ай бұрын
If Jimmy truly loves Guillermo, he'd get Guillermo some help with his drinking problem, instead of celebrating it and using it for laughs. Nobody will be laughing when Guillermo is sick with liver disease.
@bluehammer1245
6 ай бұрын
@@ArachnerdGC I'm pretty sure that is all for laughs and that his drinking isn't nearly as bad as they make it seem.
@troll-fx2zc
6 ай бұрын
The less tv air time for Guillermo, the better the show
@tjnugent62
6 ай бұрын
I agree. Also, isn't he Jimmy's uncle?
@anthosm
6 ай бұрын
@@ArachnerdGCand how do you know how much he actually drinks in real life?
The real gift was for Guillermo to watch the video. He was laughing so hard after watching him self.
@lennyvalentin6485
6 ай бұрын
Would have been even more fun to hear the uncensored version... :P Takeaway: I now know it's OK to say "son of a b----" in a KZread video!
@artbargra
6 ай бұрын
Guillermo is a ray of goddamned sunshine! Happy birthday to him!
Happy birthday Guillermoooo!😂😂🎉🎉 cracking up about the maga camp skit but completely laughed way too loud after Guillermo’s reaction 😂
That was the best ever Guillermo, I had tears of laughter streaming down my face! Happy Birthday! 🎉
Happy birthday Guillermo 🎂🎉🎈🎊🎁🎂
Guillermo is the greatest talkshow host sidekick in television history! Happy birthday brutha
@brotherdon007
6 ай бұрын
I think Ed McMann was the greatest original talkshow host sidekick ,
@loudaddy2001
6 ай бұрын
Conan's guy was pretty great, too
That “love you” at the end was genuine. That was the best part.
Guillermo parasailing had me crying laughing 😂
@jeniferbaxter8547
6 ай бұрын
I may have peed my pants!!
Love Guillermo!!!...What a good sport...He is LIVING THE DREAM!!!
Happy Birthday Big G! You are a sweetheart and a treasure!❤️🥳
Now show him a picture of his family and see if he recognizes Eric. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thingamabob3902
6 ай бұрын
he will say "thank god he is blurry" ^ ^ ... apart from that Im always reminded of Blackadder "Sir you have a second son .... WHAT ... ah yes the slimy one"
Happy Birthday, Guillermo! 🎉🥳🎈
¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS GUILLERMO! 🎂👋🐾🐾🎶
Happy birthday guillermo!
@8arrows
6 ай бұрын
Speaking of bdays. Did you know Jan 6th is also same day as Eric Trummkopf’s bday? Jan 6 1984.
@sylvia7028
6 ай бұрын
Best one ever!!!
@kevinbarr9003
6 ай бұрын
Love Guillermo!
@cyberGEK
6 ай бұрын
That was absolutely epic!!! My cheeks hurt from laughing 😭😭
@kevinbarr9003
6 ай бұрын
@@cyberGEK i love this guy!
That is so hilarious 😂!! Happy birthday, Guillermo 🎉
That was awesome! Happy Birthday Guillermo! 🌵🎂🪂🤩😎❣
Happy Birthday, Guillermo! 🎉
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUIERLLMO❗❗💫You are LOVED
I LOVE how Guillermo is up for ANYTHING that Kimmel throws his way. I say it all the time: the BEST side-kick.
Guillermo !! That was very brave ! Happy birthday ,love from The Netherlands.
You give Guillermo a raise right now 😂😂😂 What a good sport!!!
@lindag4544
6 ай бұрын
puppies who get diarrhea really cannot help it… older fully trained dogs can sometimes hold it… but do not be mad at the poor little puppy. ps there are now duvet covers that zip open on 3 sides making opening easy!
@Zelos311
6 ай бұрын
@@lindag4544 or you could just be a normal person and not use a fancy useless duvet.
@ErichToven
6 ай бұрын
I think he just got a raise, and a cold dunk in the lake.
@tabaxikhajit4541
6 ай бұрын
@@mike-uw6wt That's one well paid security guard! But he's got the charm.
@kingayy9267
6 ай бұрын
@lindag4544 Regarding your first sentence, Jimmy likely knows that and was expressing annoyance/anger at the situation, not the dog itself. Not that the dog can tell the difference.
¡Feliz cumpleaños Gillermo!
I've never laughed so hard while also feeling bad with that Guillermo bit!
This was hilarious! Feliz Cumpleaños Guillermo
😂😂😂😅😅😅Happy Birthday Guillermo😍🥰Such a fun birthday!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🪂🪂🎊🎊🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉
@einundsiebenziger5488
6 ай бұрын
Seek help about your emoji addiction!
You make me giggle,Jimmy! Happy birthday to Guillermo ❤🎉😂👍
Happy Birthdsy, Guillermo! I’m a new fan of this show! Hilarious!🤣😂♥️
I've never wanted to parasail as much as I I want to after watching Guillermo parasail. That looked like sooo much fun! Happy birthday, Guillermo!
Guillermo is the best! He had me rolling! Happy birthday!
Feliz Cumpleaños Guillermo 🥳🎈Thank you for all the laughs and Jimmy.. you’re the best! Thank you for keeping me sane lol ♥️
@quackman
6 ай бұрын
Feliz Cumpleaños Guillermo!!!!
The Maga Camp skit is priceless! 😂😂😂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO! You are SUCH A TREASURE to us all!!! ❤️
Happy birthday, Guillermo! If you ever come to Australia, I'll happily take you on a tour ❤️❤️
Happy birthday Guillermo! Love your show Jimmy Kimmel 💙
Guillermo is a gift to the world
You just gotta luv Guillermo. All the way from South Africa.
That camp skit was brilliant!!!
Happy birthday Guillermo🎉
Guillermo...Happy Birthday.....sorry you had me laughing hysterically! Can't wait till next year to see what Jimmy cooks up for you......I love you, man!
Kudos for the Maga Camp segment. Loved it. Do more like this. Wow
Guillermo I love you! Happy day you came in to this world! ❤❤❤❤you make it a better place!
"I don't even know this woman, Oh thats my wife", and then it wasn't even his wife, are you kidding me, 😂😂😂😅
@marylhere
6 ай бұрын
He didn’t recognize Ivana either. “Who’s this person that looks like Eric?”
@melissaburris7606
6 ай бұрын
He knew who she was. Lol. Hex was just trying to lie his way out of it…very badly too!
@wizzardofaahhzzz
6 ай бұрын
The most expensive case of mistaken identity ever ... 83.8 million PLUS 5 million from the 1st, I mean 2nd conviction??😅😅😅😅
Happy Birthday Guillermo! You're a great sport and so much fun.
Happy Birthday Guillermo Lot of blessings to You and your family members allways
Eric’s father definitely needs this job … to stay out of prison.
@kimberlywalker3970
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@drest.patrick6016
6 ай бұрын
It won't work
@sachinchandrashekar5872
6 ай бұрын
He will get it. Mark my words and he will pardon himself, and live happily ever after. That’s how the world works!
@calisto2735
6 ай бұрын
@@sachinchandrashekar5872 Except, he also has state criminal charges 🤷♂️
@chenzen1578
6 ай бұрын
@@sachinchandrashekar5872 Unless Biden gets more votes and wins, wich he could. That is how elections work.
Happy birthday Guillermo, all the best! 🎉✨🎉👍✌️ 😊
🤣🤣🤣 Seeing Guillermo trying to keep his legs straight and out of the water reminded me of my granddaughter when we tried to make her feet touch the sand on the beach for the first time 🤣🤣😍😍
OMG! Guillermo had me snort laughing and crying!! Happy Birthday Guillermo!! 💞
Happy happy birthday Guillermo. 🎂
Todd sounds like the best family pet ever. You will have the memories forever.
@carolw8579
6 ай бұрын
No. Sorry. Todd has to go.😮
@jessicahatala4040
6 ай бұрын
Rite of passage for every dog parent! 😂
@lennyvalentin6485
6 ай бұрын
This exactly is why I don't own anything with an alimentary canal.
Happy birthday Guillermo 🎉🎉 you rock!!! 😂😂❤❤
So good to hear your show,you are awesome Jimmy. Laughed harder than ever,thanks, love it.❤😂
Happy birthday Guillermo! 🎉🎶🎂♥️🌻🎈‼️
Wait...he didn't recognize his wife he buried on his golf course?? The one who gave him three of his five kids?? Yeah, serious dementia kicking in...
@SoManyRandomRamblings
6 ай бұрын
Exactly full blown
@calisto2735
6 ай бұрын
The second
@mominor6913
6 ай бұрын
No he just dont think much of women
@gary-rr7jp
6 ай бұрын
Narcissists have a hard time recognizing anyone gut themselves.
@chenzen1578
6 ай бұрын
Sex and giving him kids was her purpouse in his eyes. He has a total disregard for other people, women included. Once they get useless, he forgets their face.
I agree, the worst birthday gift ever, I would quit😮😢😂Happy Birthday Guillermo 😅❤🎉
Excellent Show Jimmy !
I love the way, Nick Haley is just hanging in there reminding him that he may not make it. You may be in jail and I’m gonna be right here to step in
@kelleywyskiel3478
6 ай бұрын
Hoping so. She has my vote if she gets on that ballot. Because …. Just not him.
@jahualhaq9853
6 ай бұрын
As soon as the opposition realised that most of the responsibility for this mess was apportioned to them and very little to DJT, they changed their statement and now nobody is to blame! It’s as if nothing happened and the public will simply accept being fleeced by these political operatives. Here are the facts: 1. There are dozens of legal establishments in the NY region 2. Hundreds of judges 3. It could take one judge in one legal establishment to make a verdict in a week 4. Excessive delays have seen courts drag their feet for half a decade now 5. There is a clear reputation for bias, one of them ran on the slogan ‘let’s go get DJT’. You have to ask yourself is there anything to gain? What will the opposition do, to get it? Do they care about an innocent outsider to the establishment? Are there attempts to cover their tracks now that their plans are out in the open?
@sangeet9100
6 ай бұрын
she was the one who was boasting how she arm-twisted small nations into voting for her agenda while at the UN - terrible person (just like HillaryC did when she pushed Libya into chaos assassinating its leader) Those pass as "foreign policies"
@nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz
6 ай бұрын
I love the use of the name “Nick”; she would look like a guy if she cut her hair short.
@nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz
6 ай бұрын
@@kelleywyskiel3478Yeah, I would take Todd’s diarrhea over Diaper Don. Diaper Don what’s that diaper you have on? Could it be faded brown from days gone byyyyy(e).
I just love Guillermo’s laugh, Happy Birthday 🥳
Happy Birthday Guillermo! 🥳
Jimmy your the best and the gift was of the highest quality. Love it! Love it! Guillermo, Happy Belated Birthday.
@einundsiebenziger5488
6 ай бұрын
Jimmy,* you're* (!) the best
“My father has had the lowest gas prices in the history of this country.” Would he like to think that again?
@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec
6 ай бұрын
Only one problem. He cannot think.
@MarcKloos
6 ай бұрын
Yeah, lower than say 40 years ago 🤦🏼♂️
@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec
6 ай бұрын
@@MarcKloos I remember when the price of gas was less than the price of milk.
@cuda426hemi
6 ай бұрын
@@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec I remember when both were 40¢ It was the end of the world when gas went from 30¢ to 45¢; not funny when a 'Cuda gets 7mpg when having fun. 15 with tail wind downhill 50 mph on highway. 👀
@richardmarshall210
6 ай бұрын
Any truth to that statement (on inflation adjusted terms) is due to an extreme economic collapse caused by COVID. It's not because of Trump.
Guillermo is such a trooper! That man deserves a raise!
@GordonSmith-mx6jv
6 ай бұрын
I bet you Guillermo makes a very good living!
@michaelrmurphy2734
6 ай бұрын
Or a trip to MAGA Camp!
@kingayy9267
6 ай бұрын
@michaelrmurphy2734 He "can't come," though, remember? The little singing kids wagged their fingers and everything.
@maplobats
6 ай бұрын
@@GordonSmith-mx6jv Apparently Guillermo make $500k/year. (Compared to Jimmy's $15M). That is pretty decent, but I do think he deserves more...maybe 1M/year.
Never a dull moment in the Kimmel household. Loved the story of Todd, the odd dog, Billy, the inquisitive child and the mayhem that followed.
The maga camp skit was gold…I’m Mexican and am 100 percent glad that I’m not welcome! Thanks for the laughs.
Happy Birthday Guillermo!
I adore your program! I appreciate great belly laughs. Thank you!
"Stable genius" asking to identify his wife in a photo.......LOLOLOL!
Happy birthday, Guillermo! You are a hilarious, sweet person! ❤
Loved your monologue about the dog's accidents. Anyone with a pet can sympathise. Love your show🦘
Eric really wants to be kept in Daddy's will.
Happy Birthday Guillermo 🎂 🥳
Happy Birthday Guillermo!!! That MAGA camp skit was the best!!😂😂😂
Happiest of birthdays, Guillermo!
Happy Birthday Guillermo. Lots of love and good wishes from India!
Tomorrow is my birthday, good week to have been born!Happy birthday Guillermo!
@tamravarda4161
6 ай бұрын
Happy birthday 🎉
I love how Guillermo hated the ride itself so much, but had such a great laugh watching it! Luv you, G.
Happy birthday, Guillermo! We love you!
DT looks like he's wearing a bronze face mask with his bronzer makeup on. You can see where it stops: near his hair line, his ears and his neck, where no bronzer is applied. It's like night and day, you can't miss it.
@wgooetrik
6 ай бұрын
You just now noticed this?
@jameslanclos568
6 ай бұрын
The answer to your question is: No. What's different is that his old makeup was very orange. Now it is the same tone (bronzer) that professional body builders use. The bronze makeup or mask line is more prominent.🤡 @@wgooetrik
Happy birthday Guillermo !!!
Please get Guillermo an ergonomic chair instead of that small stool for his birthday!! 🎉 Love you guys ❤😊
Feliz cumpleaños Guillermo! Man I wish you many years of happiness so we can see you both you and Jimmy together forever. You guys are like Esqueleto and Nacho
¡Feliz Cumpleaños Guillermo!
Happy birthday Tequila Mockingbird! 👍
@donofon1014
6 ай бұрын
what a great funny line. Cheers. I take it you drink ?!!!
@walterfristoe4643
6 ай бұрын
@donofon1014 Well, I used to drink a lot, but I'm old now, with a bad heart, so I'm on medication that precludes drinking.
Happy Birthday Guillermo! 🎉🎉😊
Happy Birthday, Guillermo!! 🎉
Omg, so glad I’m not the only one who has major struggles with duvet covers. Every time I wash mine it’s literally a 45 minute process to get it back on.
@ArachnerdGC
6 ай бұрын
It's easy. Step 1. turn duvet cover inside out. Step 2. reach inside the inside-out cover and grab the two far corners with your hands. Step 3. with your hands inside the cover still holding onto the corners, grab two corners of the duvet and Step 4. pull the duvet towards you while shaking the cover down over it.
@phill6859
6 ай бұрын
@@ArachnerdGCI don't turn the duvet cover inside out, I just push the duvet corner into the corner and grab from the outside. If you change it regularly then you get used to it
Please never forget how you help us live in this crazy world! I have been scared since 2016 but at least I can laugh. Thank you. Also, I swear I have been hearing Guillermo's laugh on the Late Show with Stephen C. It's driving me nuts. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUILLERMO!!!
The Pacific is cold af😂😂😂😂 Happy, happy Guillermo😊 😊❤