Trump Milks Gag Order for Every Drop, MyPillow Mike Loves Jimmy’s Wedding Gift & Kanye’s Porn Plan

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Kanye West is reportedly about to enter the world of pornographic filmmaking and has been in talks with Stormy Daniels’ ex-husband to help shepherd the whole thing, a gentleman on an English morning TV show seems to have enormous potential, the Senate passed a $95 billion military aid package for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan, the bill would also require the Chinese company that owns TikTok to either sell it in a year or be banned nationwide, Donald Trump has been milking his gag order for every drop, Joe Biden is yucking it up, Eric and Don Jr are running the handoff for Daddy if he gets re-elected, Lara Trump is very concerned about voter fraud, MyPillow Mike Lindell’s voting fraud case with the Supreme Court failed but he was happy to receive a wedding gift from Jimmy, George Santos has withdrawn his bid to re-run for Congress, and Truth Social is going to start streaming Live TV!
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  • @jr032582
    @jr0325829 күн бұрын

    President Joe is rockin’ the Trump jokes lately 😂

  • @terrystokes7893

    @terrystokes7893

    9 күн бұрын

    It's about time 💯

  • @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309

    @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309

    9 күн бұрын

    The bleach one was great!

  • @ArtificialArtist

    @ArtificialArtist

    9 күн бұрын

    Dark Brandon ftw!! ❤🇺🇸

  • @Yahyia-cv3sx

    @Yahyia-cv3sx

    9 күн бұрын

    Almost anyone is rockin' the Trump jokes. Except MAGA clowns, 'cause they're already funny enough.

  • @Yahyia-cv3sx

    @Yahyia-cv3sx

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 the bleach one, so fresh and so clean!

  • @MVinny24
    @MVinny249 күн бұрын

    81 states LMFAO AND HER LIPS 😂😂

  • @Boogiebear-1965

    @Boogiebear-1965

    9 күн бұрын

    She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂

  • @jackharrison7613

    @jackharrison7613

    9 күн бұрын

    @@Boogiebear-1965 Janice could sing, though.

  • @kirara2516

    @kirara2516

    9 күн бұрын

    either a really bad Botox job or too many over time will do that to ya. it also seems to have put too mush pressure on her brain.... if there's even one there.

  • @blerdofpeace5329

    @blerdofpeace5329

    9 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FilmArtPhoto

    @FilmArtPhoto

    9 күн бұрын

    @@jackharrison7613 YASSS!! 🤣🤣

  • @rennstreetpodcast
    @rennstreetpodcast9 күн бұрын

    The writing team for Jimmy and Jimmy’s delivery and quick wits, are absolutely phenomenal!

  • @laurah3282

    @laurah3282

    7 күн бұрын

    Love Jimmy Kimmel ❤❤

  • @trapero09

    @trapero09

    5 күн бұрын

    Definitely agree!

  • @KPH1992

    @KPH1992

    Күн бұрын

    Jimmy should make fun of the people who get angry when others say excuse me to them. I don't mind when someone says excuse me.

  • @KaceyGilford-ku1ip
    @KaceyGilford-ku1ip9 күн бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel thank you for your service! I’m a healthcare provider in Arizona, unrelated to abortion access, however your comedic genius is a much needed break from the seriousness of these issues while still bringing light to them. I cry laughing every morning when I watch you!! (I don’t stay up late) 🎉😂

  • @evaadams8298

    @evaadams8298

    9 күн бұрын

    Brilliant post! 💙💙💙 Jimmy is no.1 🙋‍♀️

  • @richardknapp8322

    @richardknapp8322

    6 күн бұрын

    Go JoJo!

  • @amcmartin
    @amcmartin9 күн бұрын

    Mike Lindell needs to call his trial The Pillow Case

  • @suzannesanchez4864

    @suzannesanchez4864

    9 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @marysmith7765

    @marysmith7765

    9 күн бұрын

    Agree with 😂😂😂

  • @Yahyia-cv3sx

    @Yahyia-cv3sx

    9 күн бұрын

    Fluffy?

  • @oppositeofh8

    @oppositeofh8

    9 күн бұрын

    😹😹😹😹😹 5/5

  • @bobbarker1798

    @bobbarker1798

    9 күн бұрын

    Funny 😂

  • @turtledove92
    @turtledove929 күн бұрын

    Lara’s turning into Janice from the muppets😂

  • @Boogiebear-1965

    @Boogiebear-1965

    9 күн бұрын

    THANK YOJ! I wanted to post that comment, but I couldn't remember the Muppet's name. I appreciate the info. JANICE. Thanks again!

  • @pz4971

    @pz4971

    9 күн бұрын

    😄😄 Yeah, but Janice was way cooler😁

  • @P_FamilyJAR

    @P_FamilyJAR

    9 күн бұрын

    Janice has way more brain power

  • @jaygray7102

    @jaygray7102

    9 күн бұрын

    LIPS anyone....must have had a botox special

  • @IMSerious209

    @IMSerious209

    9 күн бұрын

    Spot on! I knew there was something familiar emerging there but had not fully recognised it. Thanks for that!👍😄

  • @eilenedecali2195
    @eilenedecali21959 күн бұрын

    The tRUMP "hair joke" by Mr. Biden was HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @afrocoolio25
    @afrocoolio259 күн бұрын

    I love that Jimmy and Mike Lindell have a surprising relationship. Between Mike being on the show and being treated with respect and Mike always being kind about Jimmy, and finally the wedding gift. Shows you don't need to agree to be friends.

  • @DB-sm6eu

    @DB-sm6eu

    8 күн бұрын

    Strangely heart warming right?

  • @jwilk5606

    @jwilk5606

    7 күн бұрын

    Politics need this right now.

  • @felixpeterman9303

    @felixpeterman9303

    5 күн бұрын

    You also don't need to disagree to be enemies

  • @roymadden8973
    @roymadden89739 күн бұрын

    OMG! I almost fell out of my bed!!! Biden got jokes. Good one Mr. President 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Yahyia-cv3sx

    @Yahyia-cv3sx

    9 күн бұрын

    Joe ain't just Biden his time any more.

  • @barbaracarpenter1260

    @barbaracarpenter1260

    9 күн бұрын

    President Biden comes up with some real zingers. His delivery of them is priceless.

  • @wgooetrik

    @wgooetrik

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@barbaracarpenter1260nah a fourth grader has better zingers than trump.

  • @QUICKBOOKS1

    @QUICKBOOKS1

    9 күн бұрын

    @@barbaracarpenter1260 That is all Biden NEEDS, at this point.

  • @aurorabrusseau9082

    @aurorabrusseau9082

    5 күн бұрын

    I love Dark Brandon! 😈💜

  • @BearBreath70
    @BearBreath709 күн бұрын

    Lara’s lips must be pressing on her brain.

  • @Boogiebear-1965

    @Boogiebear-1965

    9 күн бұрын

    She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂

  • @kenyonbissett3512

    @kenyonbissett3512

    9 күн бұрын

    Wrong head…

  • @jimmythebold589

    @jimmythebold589

    9 күн бұрын

    i'm glad he called her out on those monstrosities. i'm not opposed to botox or cosmetic surgery, i'd love some myself, but , good god, she's RICH, you think she could afford a good doctor who has some style...

  • @johnarnold893

    @johnarnold893

    9 күн бұрын

    @@Boogiebear-1965 Nah, looks more like the Octomom.

  • @kenyonbissett3512

    @kenyonbissett3512

    9 күн бұрын

    @@jimmythebold589 have you heard her sing? She’s not high on the talent or class scale…

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul9 күн бұрын

    The interaction between Mike and Jimmy prove you can be friends regardless of party. So many people in this country need to learn that... one can laugh and be friends. I love comedians, they are the best of people.

  • @yochhcoy
    @yochhcoy9 күн бұрын

    "Truth Social is failing BIGLY" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @koilamaoh4238

    @koilamaoh4238

    8 күн бұрын

    Truth social, its a money laundering scheme.. I can bet russia gave trump another loan; i bet if t hey traced the money.

  • @saintsataniko2116
    @saintsataniko21169 күн бұрын

    Gaseous Clay: "Fart like a butterfly, sting like a flea."

  • @ariadneschild8460

    @ariadneschild8460

    9 күн бұрын

    😂 brilliant!

  • @MrsNaughtyCat96

    @MrsNaughtyCat96

    9 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Justiceincorporated.

    @Justiceincorporated.

    9 күн бұрын

    Fart like a butt fly and it stings when I pee.

  • @user-fb5hv2mi9y

    @user-fb5hv2mi9y

    8 күн бұрын

    Maybe switch to "Fart like an elephant, sting like a flea!"😂😂

  • @ednaking956

    @ednaking956

    8 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lenordbrazil9580
    @lenordbrazil95809 күн бұрын

    Bidens bleach joke was hilarious

  • @antrimlariot2386

    @antrimlariot2386

    9 күн бұрын

    A great delivery too. And because he's an elderly man, it had resonance.

  • @carolrodd1754

    @carolrodd1754

    9 күн бұрын

    What a joke great 👍 👌

  • @emrecck

    @emrecck

    9 күн бұрын

    Yesssss 😂😂😂

  • @VinicioReinaLuther7

    @VinicioReinaLuther7

    9 күн бұрын

    The Worst is that for Gaseous Clay was Real Truth🤣🤣

  • @Sam-sz6qq

    @Sam-sz6qq

    9 күн бұрын

    I literally laughed out loud 😂

  • @Ajbarili
    @Ajbarili9 күн бұрын

    I love that Jimmy actually bought the trashcan.

  • @gbrown1338
    @gbrown13389 күн бұрын

    Trump must literally cry, every time Jimmy's show comes on.

  • @buttercup6828

    @buttercup6828

    9 күн бұрын

    I don't think he cries,I think he just gets more hateful and much more orange,

  • @ferise1

    @ferise1

    8 күн бұрын

    Don’t flatter yourself

  • @julieeustache994

    @julieeustache994

    7 күн бұрын

    Doesn't his social media fluffer get paid to not show him negative press? 😂

  • @Angelofmcy

    @Angelofmcy

    7 күн бұрын

    ​@@ferise1trump said he made "grown men cry"..but who's crying now? Criminal defendant Donny boy trump😢

  • @rhuephus
    @rhuephus9 күн бұрын

    81 states .. She's including Russia, China and N.Korea

  • @-oiiio-3993

    @-oiiio-3993

    9 күн бұрын

    I was born under the 49 star U.S. flag. There are presently fifty.

  • @robertw1962

    @robertw1962

    9 күн бұрын

    Dont forget Saudi Arabia and UAE.

  • @israelcm7246

    @israelcm7246

    9 күн бұрын

    And Saudi Arabia

  • @israelcm7246

    @israelcm7246

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@robertw1962 especially Saudi Arabia. They got billions from the Saudis so its a must on her list.

  • @Alex-js5lg

    @Alex-js5lg

    9 күн бұрын

    And Alberta...

  • @fundifferent1
    @fundifferent19 күн бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel and Mike Lindell are my favorite frenemies 😆

  • @jaygray7102

    @jaygray7102

    9 күн бұрын

    Unlike trump, Lindell at least seems to have a sense of humor when it comes to Kimmel. He likes him

  • @cleverusername9369

    @cleverusername9369

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@jaygray7102I'm so torn about Mike Lindell. On the one hand, he's a lunatic who's actively trying to subvert our democracy, genuinely seems to believe his own lies, and is ruining himself. On the other hand, he seems like a friendly guy with a decent sense of humor. Until he doesn't. He's an enigma.

  • @robertking6924

    @robertking6924

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@jaygray7102 perfectly put. They love to hate each other, but at the end of the day. They know it's all good.

  • @atpg5

    @atpg5

    9 күн бұрын

    Mr Pillow is a sham !!

  • @ytsux9259

    @ytsux9259

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@jaygray7102 Yeah, but he's just as kray-kray as all the other magas. 😂

  • @anitadees4223
    @anitadees42239 күн бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel kept his promise which is more than Trump ever did.

  • @jwilk5606

    @jwilk5606

    7 күн бұрын

    Jimmy for president 2028!

  • @georgelabottum7448
    @georgelabottum74489 күн бұрын

    Kanye should also be talking to Lauren Bobart. Hear she’s looking for a job.

  • @moresalad221
    @moresalad2219 күн бұрын

    Id much rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.

  • @Ockv74

    @Ockv74

    9 күн бұрын

    Agree 💯 percent!!! 💙 💙 💙

  • @sweetman5249

    @sweetman5249

    9 күн бұрын

    Absolutely. Let alone 91 indictments , I wouldn’t vote for innocent Trump 😂😂. You know what I mean when I say innocent Trump 😂. You get the idea 😂. Trump & the word innocent can’t go together 😂.

  • @jamesturner2126

    @jamesturner2126

    9 күн бұрын

    I don't care about 91 charges. I care about those charges BEFORE he became commander! We elected a criminal! 💔

  • @sweetman5249

    @sweetman5249

    9 күн бұрын

    @@jamesturner2126 True

  • @chevfan88

    @chevfan88

    9 күн бұрын

    If biden gets re-elected, 4 more years of hell

  • @bonniejosavland3227
    @bonniejosavland32279 күн бұрын

    Biden has a great sense of humor!! Keep it coming!

  • @guidodiman

    @guidodiman

    9 күн бұрын

    His timing was perfect on the "It went to his hair" joke. Had me laughing .

  • @richardjames9091

    @richardjames9091

    9 күн бұрын

    He's great it's about time people started giving it back to trump

  • @joen8529

    @joen8529

    9 күн бұрын

    Biden doesn’t know what day it is. I was wrong to vote Biden, and you were too.

  • @joen8529

    @joen8529

    9 күн бұрын

    @@richardjames9091 We need Trump to pull us out of this absolute mess team Biden has made. There’s never been a worse president.

  • @kingjamos2422

    @kingjamos2422

    9 күн бұрын

    @@joen8529 I know of one that was easily worse. His name escapes me, but he was the 45th president.

  • @53leeann
    @53leeann9 күн бұрын

    Jimmy is an American treasure!

  • @BruceW.-hs9qq
    @BruceW.-hs9qq9 күн бұрын

    Lindell needs an intervention, he's gone upstairs.

  • @laurie8868
    @laurie88689 күн бұрын

    81 States, "Like I tell my grandkids, go sit down before I hurt you." There is something very wrong in the GOP. It is scary.

  • @ln8116

    @ln8116

    9 күн бұрын

    Twump can get more electoral votes from those 81 states

  • @marycunningham8466

    @marycunningham8466

    9 күн бұрын

    Hurting your grandchildren. And people vote for this party?

  • @Therealtruthsocial

    @Therealtruthsocial

    9 күн бұрын

    Lara thinks there is 81 states and that she has 2 lips. There are less states and more lips.

  • @johnmac4020

    @johnmac4020

    9 күн бұрын

    Call CPS and check on those kids!

  • @Adogslife54

    @Adogslife54

    9 күн бұрын

    That’s a lot. Especially because Trump doesn’t even know that Hawaii is a state!

  • @arianahoule7223
    @arianahoule72239 күн бұрын

    Thank you, Jimmy, for being one of Trump's worst nightmares. Your constant haranguing and humor is helping to hasten Trumpkins demise in politics.

  • @pamelatanner788

    @pamelatanner788

    9 күн бұрын

    Yes! While giving us the benefit of the laughter!

  • @cartergirl3of3
    @cartergirl3of39 күн бұрын

    The Jimmy-Mike bromance is almost, dare I say it, superceding the Jimmy-Matt Damon bromance in hilarity and sheer wholesomeness. Its hilarious because we all know Jimmy probably actually really likes Mike

  • @SarinaSazi
    @SarinaSazi7 күн бұрын

    Joe Biden making fun of Trump made me howl 😂😂😂

  • @globalwarmhugs7741
    @globalwarmhugs77419 күн бұрын

    Jimmy's writers have been on FIRE this past couple of weeks. Brilliant!

  • @jamesgoines7663

    @jamesgoines7663

    9 күн бұрын

    Stephen's team must be going over to work for Jimmy when he is off the air. Jimmy's jokes just gets hilarious on those days

  • @mary11976

    @mary11976

    9 күн бұрын

    💯%. I said the same thing to my bf, that wow! Kimmel seems to be going really extra hard on djt since the Oscars. And we are so here for it. 👍💪

  • @MsMiika13

    @MsMiika13

    9 күн бұрын

    Ditto. What I hopped on to say. Spot on every night.

  • @melmazzerithekiller

    @melmazzerithekiller

    9 күн бұрын

    Yes! The writers are knocking it out the park😂

  • @geeayy8748

    @geeayy8748

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@jamesgoines7663 Colbert hasn't been funny since his breakdown in the bathtub 😢 he needs new writers ASAP! Jimmy is HILARIOUS and Colbert gets applause for his jokes 🥴

  • @vendora1
    @vendora19 күн бұрын

    lawsuits in 81 states? wtf did we annex russia?

  • @mickylawless1941

    @mickylawless1941

    9 күн бұрын

    Russia annexed the US!

  • @AmandaLeeHarrington

    @AmandaLeeHarrington

    9 күн бұрын

    Confusion, Denial, Ignorance count as states.

  • @samuellopez1957

    @samuellopez1957

    9 күн бұрын

    Or Mexico 🇲🇽 😮 Mexico 31. 32 States😅😅😅

  • @johnarnold893

    @johnarnold893

    9 күн бұрын

    @@AmandaLeeHarrington 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @helencourtnell5621

    @helencourtnell5621

    9 күн бұрын

    Oh my lawd, I'm laughing so much, brilliant 🤣🤣

  • @justsayin5609
    @justsayin56099 күн бұрын

    Gaseous Clay....good one!😂

  • @brittanyaiello6221
    @brittanyaiello62219 күн бұрын

    I actually low key love Mike and Jimmy's back snd forth together lmao

  • @Shea5793
    @Shea57939 күн бұрын

    Lawsuit Lara and George Santos need to lay off the lip filler.

  • @fairyprincess911

    @fairyprincess911

    9 күн бұрын

    🤪

  • @BacktotheATL

    @BacktotheATL

    9 күн бұрын

    She’s looking like Larry Trump lately

  • @laurinepiper6612

    @laurinepiper6612

    9 күн бұрын

    Yeah it is going to her brain…..81 States!!!lol

  • @fairyprincess911

    @fairyprincess911

    9 күн бұрын

    @@laurinepiper6612 She seems to be as bright as Eric🤓

  • @DonKiehn-kp9bh

    @DonKiehn-kp9bh

    9 күн бұрын

    Don't they get their lipfiller from Trump?

  • @jimtemple5159
    @jimtemple51599 күн бұрын

    I love how Jimmy gets under Trumps orange skin 😅

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    9 күн бұрын

    Mike Pillow seems to like it, uh oh, drama incoming! 🤣

  • @conniemazas
    @conniemazas9 күн бұрын

    Lawsuits in eighty-one states? WOW, your good Laura. And that’s why she is the Republican National Criminals (RNC) Co-chair….a real genius, yes indeed.

  • @Dyltone
    @Dyltone8 күн бұрын

    Comparing Lara to Janice is insulting to Muppets...

  • @sashakasprzyk5683
    @sashakasprzyk56839 күн бұрын

    He's not welcome in Australia. During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable. It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.

  • @karenmurray1077

    @karenmurray1077

    9 күн бұрын

    “If our design is chosen, it will not only be the largest, but one of the most magnificent, one of the most beautiful hotels anywhere in the world,” Trump told The Australian (newspaper) in February 1987. However, under local legislation, anyone applying for a casino licence in NSW is required to be "of good repute, having regard to character, honesty and integrity"......Australian newsreaders looked and sounded incredulous reporting on the result of the 2016 US presidential election. Australians, in general, were in a state of disbelief that Trump could be elected POTUS given his well-known and less than suitable character and background. How was he even eligible???

  • @ltho5616

    @ltho5616

    7 күн бұрын

    Thanks LeeAnn vanderkew

  • @peterpiper7441

    @peterpiper7441

    7 күн бұрын

    Trump couldn't find Australia on a map let alone build a casino there.

  • @theanthill22
    @theanthill229 күн бұрын

    The "never fight uphill me boys" at the end made me just about piss myself lolll

  • @Yahyia-cv3sx

    @Yahyia-cv3sx

    9 күн бұрын

    Aye, arrrhh! Me boys! 💪🏽 😅

  • @EinFelsbrocken

    @EinFelsbrocken

    9 күн бұрын

    Who can forget the beautiful gettysburg where the union of pirates defeated the northern coalition of stone walls 😪😪🤧 RIP blackbeard!

  • @pemdechen6300

    @pemdechen6300

    9 күн бұрын

    That popped into my head as I began climbing up the stairs this morning and it made me laugh aloud too.

  • @lubetphilippe

    @lubetphilippe

    9 күн бұрын

    Also the confed flag cooler saying Jesus was white. lol

  • @theanthill22

    @theanthill22

    8 күн бұрын

    @@lubetphilippe Hahhah 🤌

  • @DonnaLang42rockglobally
    @DonnaLang42rockglobally8 күн бұрын

    81 States. Don't forget Minnesota and Maxisoda, Florida and Faunada, and Illinois, Wellinois, and Illiquiet.

  • @randymoffat4226
    @randymoffat42269 күн бұрын

    81 states? Really what are they doing, suing all the Canadian and Mexican States also?

  • @larryfoster8820
    @larryfoster88209 күн бұрын

    Lawsuits in 81 states😮

  • @kingjamos2422

    @kingjamos2422

    9 күн бұрын

    She also counts state of minds.

  • @clarencegreen3071

    @clarencegreen3071

    9 күн бұрын

    Yeah, North Dakota, East Dakota, New York, Old York, Minnesota, Maxisota, and so forth.

  • @Joytous

    @Joytous

    9 күн бұрын

    And she's the brightest of the bunch of Clampits.

  • @robinsansing2642

    @robinsansing2642

    9 күн бұрын

    And she's the head of the RNC and spending lots of money in those 30+ states.

  • @caronstout354

    @caronstout354

    9 күн бұрын

    Kentucky, Eleventucky, Twelvetucky... y​@@clarencegreen3071

  • @jonelfilipek7848
    @jonelfilipek78489 күн бұрын

    Dark Brandon hits the stand-up circuit. Gotta love that!

  • @bruceclancy1909

    @bruceclancy1909

    9 күн бұрын

    What unintelligible goofspeak is dark Brandon referring to ?

  • @yourgirlnaiyah6552
    @yourgirlnaiyah65529 күн бұрын

    I love it! "..it all went to his hair!" 😅😅😅😅

  • @DiamondHedgehog
    @DiamondHedgehog9 күн бұрын

    Joe is roasting Trump now. Trump dishes it out, but he can't take it.

  • @ednaking956

    @ednaking956

    8 күн бұрын

    It's always that way with bullies !!!

  • @RobertLee-ni9ox
    @RobertLee-ni9ox9 күн бұрын

    Lock this criminal up already. It is a worldwide joke that the system is so dysfuntioal

  • @patrickstell1179

    @patrickstell1179

    9 күн бұрын

    Disfunctional .

  • @derrickwolters8694

    @derrickwolters8694

    9 күн бұрын

    @@patrickstell1179 *dysfunctional. If you are going to correct someone, be smarter

  • @antrimlariot2386

    @antrimlariot2386

    9 күн бұрын

    @@derrickwolters8694 Should be a full stop at the end of your sentence.

  • @joen8529

    @joen8529

    9 күн бұрын

    Yes. Lock Biden up.

  • @derrickwolters8694

    @derrickwolters8694

    9 күн бұрын

    @@antrimlariot2386 That's not quite the same thing as correcting someone's spelling and then spelling the word wrong. Not including the period was stylistic choice anyways, as most comments don't end in a period (full stop). By the way, you should have put "There" at the beginning of your sentence, otherwise it is considered to be an incomplete sentence.

  • @krisdarkkn1ght
    @krisdarkkn1ght9 күн бұрын

    He buys a trash can and Mike didn’t even get the irony 😂

  • @jackharrison7613

    @jackharrison7613

    9 күн бұрын

    😆😆😆🤣

  • @Yahyia-cv3sx

    @Yahyia-cv3sx

    9 күн бұрын

    He probably doesn't do nuances.

  • @kurtsnyder4752

    @kurtsnyder4752

    9 күн бұрын

    Think the thing is aluminumy.

  • @sunshine3914

    @sunshine3914

    9 күн бұрын

    Conservatives have never been able to conceive of irony.

  • @jimmythebold589

    @jimmythebold589

    9 күн бұрын

    @@sunshine3914 Maga is guilty of murdering irony, in cold blood.

  • @bearhawk15
    @bearhawk158 күн бұрын

    Jimmy wearing the kerchief was a great ending!!👏😂

  • @drgallup
    @drgallup9 күн бұрын

    Best Jimmy ever. He doesn't have to make this stuff up, 81 States!

  • @lugocortez1987
    @lugocortez19879 күн бұрын

    Can they also gag his rear while in court?

  • @jakemoeller7850

    @jakemoeller7850

    9 күн бұрын

    Please, because his rear is gagging everybody!

  • @Yahyia-cv3sx

    @Yahyia-cv3sx

    9 күн бұрын

    Well ... That depends.

  • @justisiempre4105

    @justisiempre4105

    9 күн бұрын

    @@jakemoeller7850 Stop!¡¡¡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious!

  • @kai223noa6

    @kai223noa6

    9 күн бұрын

    He might blow up like a balloon.

  • @antrimlariot2386

    @antrimlariot2386

    9 күн бұрын

    But surely it's the same thing? I thought it was. (He just reeks anyway.)

  • @lauriel8735
    @lauriel87359 күн бұрын

    DOJ really needs to stop Laura from interfering in our elections.

  • @user-pw7bs8zg3w

    @user-pw7bs8zg3w

    9 күн бұрын

    DOJ needs to do a lot but are doing nothing especially with these in congress interfering in investigations, obstructing justice & illegally taking money from the gov while working against it for Trump.

  • @justsayin5609

    @justsayin5609

    9 күн бұрын

    In all 81 states!!!

  • @abdikadiradan1766

    @abdikadiradan1766

    9 күн бұрын

    @@justsayin5609 I almost thought like Canada joined the Union 😂

  • @user-fb5hv2mi9y

    @user-fb5hv2mi9y

    8 күн бұрын

    What did she do? Chop up the map?

  • @catpaladin1

    @catpaladin1

    7 күн бұрын

    I wondered if she accidentally relayed trumps plan to take over the united states of mexico

  • @voice_from_pizza
    @voice_from_pizza9 күн бұрын

    Writers are on fire this season. For real.

  • @barackmarley4963
    @barackmarley49639 күн бұрын

    Those new states that jimmy named were hilarious 😂😂

  • @arthurr7866
    @arthurr78669 күн бұрын

    The ex-president still attacks people inside the courtroom too with his passing gas. So cruel.

  • @jeffreydavid999

    @jeffreydavid999

    9 күн бұрын

    At least he did s*** his pants like the guy that wears depends and was installed in the WH by dead people.

  • @feliciabarosa2553

    @feliciabarosa2553

    9 күн бұрын

    Lol

  • @spacenerd9499

    @spacenerd9499

    9 күн бұрын

    It's small in there as well. Probably sucky ventilation 🤢

  • @tundrawomansays694

    @tundrawomansays694

    9 күн бұрын

    “Ah HA! THERE’S those weapons of mass destruction!”

  • @dcbradt7752

    @dcbradt7752

    8 күн бұрын

    Agent Orange is not to be ignored.

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox9 күн бұрын

    *_Yeah, no, they are not. I WORK polling places...did it for a damn decade in Arizona, and now going to do so in New Jersey. She has no clue how the actual polling places work and the Leader of each polling place...the Inspector...does not have the authority to change rules on the day of voting. THAT is a crime in itself. NO ONE will be doing so at MY polling place, and NO ONE OTHER THAN THE ASSIGNED SIX PEOPLE TO WORK THE POLLING PLACE, THROUGH THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE, WILL BE ALLOWED WITHIN 75 FEET {OR 150 FEET FROM THE DOOR} OF THE LAST PERSON IN LINE. Any RNC freaks come tell me otherwise and I'm calling the Elections Emergency number AND the police...because that is the commission of a crime. I'm not playing at my polling place. Never did. Not on MY watch._*

  • @Joytous

    @Joytous

    9 күн бұрын

    Well done you are a decent person. All the best.

  • @gary-rr7jp

    @gary-rr7jp

    9 күн бұрын

    Thank you for your service! Any intimidation at a polling place is a crime.✌🙏

  • @annenelson5656

    @annenelson5656

    9 күн бұрын

    Working the polls is hard. My mom did in the 1960s when I was a kid. It was a very long day and they had to do everything by hand. Now it’s getting harder and harder. Thank you for volunteering to work the polling places. You’re a fine person and a true patriot. All the best to you!

  • @divinewon73

    @divinewon73

    9 күн бұрын

    🌈😘👍

  • @fairyprincess911

    @fairyprincess911

    9 күн бұрын

    When I did it, official "watchers" were allowed in as long as they abided by certain rules. They had to have a letter and a badge.

  • @rachelredden6682
    @rachelredden66829 күн бұрын

    I hope to visit every state before my time comes. I visited 5 so far. 5 down, 76 to go.🤣😭

  • @kara_30
    @kara_309 күн бұрын

    I am peeing my pants, laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂 82 States!!! Tennessee, Elevennessee, twelvessee , Indiana, Outdiana! I laugh harder everytime I restart this entire video! 😂I love you

  • @dominiqueearly2262
    @dominiqueearly22629 күн бұрын

    Jimmy's continuing relationship with Lindel is heartwarming.

  • @dm-dx7hs

    @dm-dx7hs

    9 күн бұрын

    Yes❤ keep the gifts flowing and Goodwill to all 🎉

  • @Alex-js5lg

    @Alex-js5lg

    9 күн бұрын

    Right? I like how Lindell didn't doubt for a moment that Jimmy would wear the pocket protector. And somehow I think Jimmy would actually let him stay in the guest room for a night or two if he needed it.

  • @jaketheauroran

    @jaketheauroran

    9 күн бұрын

    I wish everyone with political differences could have some playful banter. Too often, we have so much hate for people who don't agree with us, but we should all learn to disagree without demonizing each other.

  • @StevieWicks

    @StevieWicks

    9 күн бұрын

    @@jaketheauroran No we don't you demon!! Oh, wow, sorry, whoa, dunno what just... you know, you may have a point.

  • @Sen0rDragon

    @Sen0rDragon

    9 күн бұрын

    i felt so happy when lindell showed his happiness showing the garbage can .. i know he tried to destroy america😪but he looked so happy 😄❤

  • @Pro24zach
    @Pro24zach9 күн бұрын

    George Santos REPORTED $0 in campaign donations...

  • @bunzeebear2973

    @bunzeebear2973

    9 күн бұрын

    That is up from his first time. He was in the negative range.

  • @alexcadle1369

    @alexcadle1369

    9 күн бұрын

    George has finally hit the nadir of his political impression.

  • @ariadneschild8460

    @ariadneschild8460

    9 күн бұрын

    I see what you did there.

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    9 күн бұрын

    Either that or they were falsely allocated... to a person allegedly named George Santos

  • @OhhhhCheri

    @OhhhhCheri

    9 күн бұрын

    More than I figured he'd make

  • @t60334
    @t603349 күн бұрын

    Go Biden! I almost spit out my coffee laughing at your jibes at Trump!!!!😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤😂😂😂😂

  • @phillipjohnson5014
    @phillipjohnson50149 күн бұрын

    ".....it went to his hair!" Nailed it. I'm still laughing.

  • @maxstone9148
    @maxstone91489 күн бұрын

    Jimmy Trolling Trump harder lately. 🤣🤣 Keep the hits comin', Jimmy!!!

  • @lisadodson2271
    @lisadodson22719 күн бұрын

    81 states 🤣🤣🤣

  • @carlstanford7607
    @carlstanford76079 күн бұрын

    The relationship between Mike Lindell and jimmy kimmel is both hilarious, and strangely nice.

  • @JohnPilon082149051552
    @JohnPilon0821490515529 күн бұрын

    Anyone notice how similar Lara Trump looks like Janice from the Muppet band?

  • @awildaquinones6222
    @awildaquinones62229 күн бұрын

    Any other defendant would have been jailed for contempt already.

  • @paulc14

    @paulc14

    9 күн бұрын

    Exactly

  • @erickborling1302
    @erickborling13029 күн бұрын

    State law in Texas prohibits these "poll watchers."

  • @Something-there-there

    @Something-there-there

    9 күн бұрын

    So basically what you are saying is... 80 states

  • @fairyprincess911

    @fairyprincess911

    9 күн бұрын

    South Carolina allows them😜🤪

  • @joymcclendon7525

    @joymcclendon7525

    9 күн бұрын

    😂​@@Something-there-there

  • @user-pw7bs8zg3w

    @user-pw7bs8zg3w

    9 күн бұрын

    Trump will go to any lengths to win the election

  • @theresasantiago1788

    @theresasantiago1788

    9 күн бұрын

    It's the Green Bay Sweep. 💚. Like [ Taking A Million Dollars 💸 from A Animal shelter... That tug on the leases of Ur 💕 💞 ♥️ 💜 💙 Aaaaah. Vote 🗳 ☑️ by Mail 🗳 😊

  • @pnaomiw
    @pnaomiw9 күн бұрын

    Don’t forget: “Idaho, Youdaho, She-da-ho, Old Jersey, Connecticut, Matchacut, Wyoming, Whereoming,…”

  • @rogermansour6085
    @rogermansour60859 күн бұрын

    Go Biden. Totally hilarious 😂😂

  • @johnobrien2643
    @johnobrien26439 күн бұрын

    "Not just Tennessee, but Elevenessee, Twelvessee..." BRAVO. Great line!

  • @user-lc4qe4gr7k

    @user-lc4qe4gr7k

    9 күн бұрын

    I loved Indiana, Outdiana . . .

  • @felisasolares7311

    @felisasolares7311

    7 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @barbarafisher1401
    @barbarafisher14019 күн бұрын

    Love the banter with Lindell!!

  • @reneelibby4885
    @reneelibby48859 күн бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel makes me happier than chocolate, wine and my therapist.

  • @meganh4011
    @meganh40119 күн бұрын

    Biden was being savage😂

  • @Jan-iq5sm
    @Jan-iq5sm9 күн бұрын

    Kimmel keeps me alive . I’m 76

  • @QUICKBOOKS1

    @QUICKBOOKS1

    9 күн бұрын

    Yes. It is a good way to start my morning.

  • @sergiocable

    @sergiocable

    9 күн бұрын

    That’s really sad.

  • @WinstonSmith19847

    @WinstonSmith19847

    9 күн бұрын

    No disrespect but that sounds like a statement from a hostage 😂

  • @sergiocable

    @sergiocable

    9 күн бұрын

    @@WinstonSmith19847 Old man Tweaking

  • @davidscheider1722
    @davidscheider17229 күн бұрын

    Best part of my day in Mr. Kimmel

  • @middleofthewoods7118
    @middleofthewoods71189 күн бұрын

    Jimmy, you do the best monologues of all on Trump. Oh my God I have to watch your opening monologue on Trump every goddamn day, for me, It’s a must and you are just so goddamn funny.!!!! Love them all love your Trump stories are THE BEST JIMMY … loves ya buddy!!!

  • @RGNSS-hn8ew
    @RGNSS-hn8ew9 күн бұрын

    Trump for Penitentiary 2024!! ⛓️🤬⛓️

  • @hgwhgx5188

    @hgwhgx5188

    8 күн бұрын

    😂👌

  • @alejandroortiz1581

    @alejandroortiz1581

    8 күн бұрын

    You have my vote

  • @JCChavz

    @JCChavz

    7 күн бұрын

    By Penitentiary you mean White House? 🤣

  • @CQ-369

    @CQ-369

    7 күн бұрын

    ​@@JCChavz Nah, Probably brick or concrete. With iron bars.

  • @TheRealBlueValhalla

    @TheRealBlueValhalla

    2 күн бұрын

    OK sign dude is signalling for Trump and Amerikkka

  • @paulettek2732
    @paulettek27329 күн бұрын

    Jimmy was on fire 🔥 tonight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾

  • @dianeshover1465
    @dianeshover14659 күн бұрын

    Mr. Mike......he’s KINDA like your crazy Uncle Harold - looney as a 3$ bill & you want to YANK out your own hair anytime he opens his mouth, but somehow you find yourself belly-laughing none the less🤦🏻‍♀️🥴😬🤣😂😆😂🤣. LOVE LOVE LOVE the monologues Jimmy🥰🥰🥰

  • @CharmaineRanford
    @CharmaineRanford9 күн бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel you are living your best life. And you are awesome 😎

  • @cayandres6057
    @cayandres60579 күн бұрын

    jimmy kimmel and stephen colbert should write bidens speeches

  • @-oiiio-3993

    @-oiiio-3993

    9 күн бұрын

    With Trevor Noah.

  • @marysmith7765

    @marysmith7765

    9 күн бұрын

    @@-oiiio-3993 geeze I miss that guy

  • @AmandaLeeHarrington

    @AmandaLeeHarrington

    9 күн бұрын

    He doesn't seem to need help.

  • @Drigallski

    @Drigallski

    9 күн бұрын

    Biden's speeches have been really good lately

  • @kallen868

    @kallen868

    9 күн бұрын

    So...not Kimmel and Colberts writers?

  • @robertsipes7391
    @robertsipes73919 күн бұрын

    That video of Donald Trump on the potty gives a whole new meaning to "Captain's Log".

  • @markwilliamson4006

    @markwilliamson4006

    9 күн бұрын

    Now I'll never be able to enjoy Star Trek again! I'll just have that horrific image in my head of Trump sitting there and "boldly going . . ."

  • @mysterywriter888
    @mysterywriter8889 күн бұрын

    Thanks for showing Biden's great sense of humor. I hope he will come on your show. Or even Jill or Kamala. Kamala was on "I've had it" show recently and she was very funny plus very likeable. I think she would be great on your show. So happy to be able to watch your show every night. Love you and, of course, Guillermo!!

  • @slate49
    @slate499 күн бұрын

    Jimmy and Mike need to do an ‘Odd Couple’ skit 🤣 With all the tension across media, it’s refreshing to see these two bounce off of each other. Their politics are definitely different but it’s kinda nice to see that neither takes offense to each other

  • @simonh7339
    @simonh73399 күн бұрын

    There's something disturbingly wholesome about this whole Kimdel relationship.

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    9 күн бұрын

    First time ever I read the phrase 'disturbingly wholesome', which is disturbingly wholesome, considering it does involve Kimmel and Pillow 🤣

  • @flowbe1221
    @flowbe12214 күн бұрын

    Please do more of your version of truth social tv, that was great stuff.

  • @violethbarrera2625
    @violethbarrera26259 күн бұрын

    The president has humor . Great.

  • @beachdawgz
    @beachdawgz9 күн бұрын

    I'm trying to visit all 50 states, I am 2 short and planning on visiting those this summer. Now I find out that there are 81 states. Always count on a Trump for the truth.

  • @EmilyEPorta

    @EmilyEPorta

    9 күн бұрын

    😂🤣

  • @dtsosie5836

    @dtsosie5836

    9 күн бұрын

  • @zedmelon

    @zedmelon

    9 күн бұрын

    Holy crap, what a shocking disappointment it must have been. You're so close to your goal, and then you learn you're still 33 short. Sorry to hear your news... :,(

  • @catclarke553

    @catclarke553

    9 күн бұрын

    😄😂🤣😄😂🤣😄😂🤣

  • @beachdawgz

    @beachdawgz

    9 күн бұрын

    @@zedmelon yep I'll have to see if the Trump clan can now add some years to my life in order for me to complete my mission 😀😀

  • @TransformationinProgrss
    @TransformationinProgrss9 күн бұрын

    Love Kimmel’s opening monologue! It’s always so on point.

  • @joiemills3399
    @joiemills33999 күн бұрын

    Jimmy went OFF with this monologue 😂 couldn’t stop laughing

  • @TatankaTaylor
    @TatankaTaylor9 күн бұрын

    I love how Jimmy is mercilessly calling out the MAGA crazies. Doing what the mainstream media is too afraid of doing.

  • @Una2Cold
    @Una2Cold9 күн бұрын

    I love this. This is how you handle comedy pertaining to the other side but still remain a decent human being.

  • @Lito1L
    @Lito1L9 күн бұрын

    Biden roasted trump in a cool azz way bruh 😎

  • @7Tajah
    @7Tajah9 күн бұрын

    "corn popped" lol!

  • @rebeccacherry4171
    @rebeccacherry41718 күн бұрын

    Man I gotta say YOU ROCK! just so proud of your way of teaching & reaching those that are misinformed ❤💙👍😁

  • @gmw21064
    @gmw210649 күн бұрын

    "Never fight up hill me boys"... That never gets old and always makes me laugh! 😅

  • @mammawlee

    @mammawlee

    9 күн бұрын

    😉😂😅 'Never fight up hill, me boys' was a relief from him saying the same thing over and over

  • @gmw21064

    @gmw21064

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@mammawlee, you mean like a "bigly" relief! Lol

  • @bentontramell

    @bentontramell

    7 күн бұрын

    Obi-Wan said it first.

  • @lotredam
    @lotredam9 күн бұрын

    Jimmy is king, love his Trump roasting.

  • @jerushamaxwell281
    @jerushamaxwell2819 күн бұрын

    Totally spectacular laughs, Jimmy!

  • @Lorraine-pd3uz
    @Lorraine-pd3uz7 күн бұрын

    Didn't see that joke by President Biden anywhere else. Good one!!!

  • @twicebaked553
    @twicebaked5539 күн бұрын

    Thanks Jimmy! Your show really lifts my spirits! ❤

  • @thomashill1340
    @thomashill13409 күн бұрын

    In spite of Mike Lindell being crazy. I do appreciate how light hearted his banter is with Jimmy Kimmel

  • @spacenerd9499

    @spacenerd9499

    9 күн бұрын

    It's funny!.

  • @terrypetersen4361

    @terrypetersen4361

    9 күн бұрын

    Pillow only trying to stay relevant!

  • @josephtobiajr9580

    @josephtobiajr9580

    9 күн бұрын

    Yeah, they have a kind of pillow-talk going between them...Doh!

  • @christinakuczora4862

    @christinakuczora4862

    8 күн бұрын

    For someone who is crazier than a bedbug - Mike Lindell is a likeable guy.

  • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs

    @JeanGillespie-fp7rs

    8 күн бұрын

    A good sport about it...

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