Trump Thinks He’s More Popular Than Taylor Swift, Senators Grill Social Media CEOs & Elmo Goes Viral

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Cases of Syphilis in the United States skyrocketed to the highest numbers since the 1950s, in Washington they held the annual lambasting of the social media CEOs event and most of the Senators are too old to figure any of it out, a ruling is expected any day now on how much Donald Trump will have to shell out for the multi-million dollar fraud case he is about to lose, Trump is reportedly telling people he’s more popular than Taylor Swift, we check in with Elmo after he went viral for asking everyone on X how they were holding up, and we play a new round of “Foreigner or Not?”
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  • @paulorganisation1
    @paulorganisation14 ай бұрын

    When will those senators also apologise to the families who lives they have ruined with their lies?

  • @kassassin_brahgawk

    @kassassin_brahgawk

    4 ай бұрын

    Or be held accountable for their actions in January 6th? They won't be. Why would our government hold itself accountable?

  • @cherylclifton1198

    @cherylclifton1198

    4 ай бұрын

    Yes👏👏👏👏👏. They got nerve!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @Slo-ryde

    @Slo-ryde

    4 ай бұрын

    When will AG garland start indicting these traitors?

  • @StephenKershaw1

    @StephenKershaw1

    4 ай бұрын

    we patriots are going to take care of Kennedy.... he's fk'd

  • @tomsinter2869

    @tomsinter2869

    4 ай бұрын

    Running Man Hawley trying to salvage his reputation as a traitorous coward.

  • @thefettster
    @thefettster4 ай бұрын

    Hawley demanding accountability is the joke of the century!!!

  • @gary-rr7jp

    @gary-rr7jp

    4 ай бұрын

    Absolutely. Cool speedo tho.

  • @Slo-ryde

    @Slo-ryde

    4 ай бұрын

    The sad joke is that useless AG Garland hasn’t even investigated these traitors!

  • @nonchablunt

    @nonchablunt

    4 ай бұрын

    i thought american 'democracy' was. it's an oligarchy. in a democracy, it would be the MAJORITY of people, not the majority of electors who elect a president.

  • @dianewhite4065

    @dianewhite4065

    3 ай бұрын

    Exactly

  • @jessifer23f

    @jessifer23f

    3 ай бұрын

    He was yelling at Zuck while Zuck was trying to apologize.

  • @mfsoab
    @mfsoab4 ай бұрын

    Never in my life had I expected to hear the name Gelsenkirchen on US late night TV

  • @s04paule

    @s04paule

    4 ай бұрын

    Gelsenkirchen exsist for sure

  • @katjachen573

    @katjachen573

    4 ай бұрын

    Right!?!😂 🇩🇪

  • @mfsoab

    @mfsoab

    4 ай бұрын

    @@s04paule unlike Bielefeld

  • @Daniela-rs1qt

    @Daniela-rs1qt

    4 ай бұрын

    Diesen Joke verstehen nur Deutsche, aber ich finde ihn trotzdem gut 😂​@@mfsoab

  • @Julia25120

    @Julia25120

    4 ай бұрын

    Sind hier noch Deutsche?😂

  • @spitzerhall
    @spitzerhall4 ай бұрын

    Happy Greetings from GELSENKIRCHEN/GERMANY! We cant wait to see and hear Taylor this summer in the heart of Germany!!😊🙏👍

  • @Julia25120

    @Julia25120

    4 ай бұрын

    Hätte nicht gedacht, dass ich hier mal Deutsche sehen würde. 👍😂

  • @spitzerhall

    @spitzerhall

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Julia25120 Wenn Meister Kimmel schonmal von GELSENKIRGEN/Germany spricht, müssen wir standesgemäß antworten-oder???

  • @Julia25120

    @Julia25120

    4 ай бұрын

    @@spitzerhall Natürlich! 👍👍👍 Hätte bloß gar nicht gedacht, dass Deutsche die Videos überhaupt auch gucken. 99% aller Zuschauer sind halt Amerikaner. Aber freut mich zu sehen.

  • @spitzerhall

    @spitzerhall

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Julia25120 In Germany läuft Jimmy Fallon jede Woche - Kimmel leider nicht!

  • @Gerhard_Gekko

    @Gerhard_Gekko

    3 ай бұрын

    Tayler am ballen so wie Schalke 04

  • @ELEMENTARYWATSON52
    @ELEMENTARYWATSON524 ай бұрын

    Jimmy Carter has always been an amazing man. Trump never made it to manhood.

  • @davidebert8034

    @davidebert8034

    4 ай бұрын

    Are you high? Jimmy Carter was the third-worst president in my lifetime. The second-worst was the clown that gave homeless free phones, Obama. The worst? Our current, feeble president.

  • @mariegarside8830

    @mariegarside8830

    4 ай бұрын

    Absolutely true

  • @angelareminiscenza6233

    @angelareminiscenza6233

    4 ай бұрын

    From Canada! I’m with you all the way!!

  • @kittywalker2944

    @kittywalker2944

    4 ай бұрын

    👍

  • @user-nc1ci6mt3j

    @user-nc1ci6mt3j

    4 ай бұрын

    Trump can't spell ABC on baby building blocks !

  • @jamesp8459
    @jamesp84594 ай бұрын

    I wonder if Josh Haley is ready to apologize to the families of everyone who died on January 6th.

  • @donnawhiteturkey7240

    @donnawhiteturkey7240

    4 ай бұрын

    I wonder if Josh Hawley and all his Republican Maga pals in Congress, are on Jack Smith's list! 💙💙🇺🇲

  • @griggbaylee5808

    @griggbaylee5808

    4 ай бұрын

    That’s a very good point 👍

  • @gary-rr7jp

    @gary-rr7jp

    4 ай бұрын

    He had his runnin' shoes on that day!

  • @lawrencelampke6007

    @lawrencelampke6007

    4 ай бұрын

    Rots of ruck

  • @kittywalker2944

    @kittywalker2944

    4 ай бұрын

    He does not even know what you are talking about. 🇺🇸💙

  • @hopeful5830
    @hopeful58304 ай бұрын

    An army of pissed off Swifties.....YES PLEASE!!!!

  • @wjrasmussen666

    @wjrasmussen666

    4 ай бұрын

    And she doesn't have to say a thing, the GOP attack her, they will just go against GOP for that.

  • @MikeBrown-dk7or

    @MikeBrown-dk7or

    4 ай бұрын

    Get them all out to vote for Biden.

  • @Dont_Panic_Whoop

    @Dont_Panic_Whoop

    4 ай бұрын

    Where do I enlist?

  • @davidgray8089

    @davidgray8089

    4 ай бұрын

    I'm all for anything that gets the youngins out to vote, because it is their country that the GOP is currently trying to destroy and they need to make their voices heard or deal with the consequences of remaining silent.

  • @macattack5272

    @macattack5272

    4 ай бұрын

    1 million? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cantonlowlifemedia
    @cantonlowlifemedia4 ай бұрын

    "Ayatollah Complaini" 😂😂😂 The person who wrote that joke deserves a raise!

  • @user-in8ky1kt2f

    @user-in8ky1kt2f

    4 ай бұрын

    I agree!! 🤟💙🇺🇸😂😂

  • @willissizzla

    @willissizzla

    4 ай бұрын

    Assahola

  • @janestarr4403

    @janestarr4403

    4 ай бұрын

    An army of pissed off Swifties was my favorite.

  • @florete2310

    @florete2310

    4 ай бұрын

    😂💯👍

  • @r.h.8284

    @r.h.8284

    4 ай бұрын

    It is even better than „Agent Orange“ 😂

  • @CJ-uo5cl
    @CJ-uo5cl4 ай бұрын

    Hawley is such a creep.

  • @stratostatic
    @stratostatic4 ай бұрын

    Even Elmo is more popular than Donald Trump.

  • @beenaplumber8379

    @beenaplumber8379

    4 ай бұрын

    OMG Elmo is WAY more popular! At the peak of the Tickle Me Elmo craze he might have even rivaled the mighty Tay-Tay!

  • @gary-rr7jp

    @gary-rr7jp

    4 ай бұрын

    Even puky drunk, smoking, passed out Elmo.

  • @intallpines

    @intallpines

    4 ай бұрын

    Elmo's popularity stretches generations, Trump, not so much.

  • @vincentvega5686

    @vincentvega5686

    4 ай бұрын

    his new nickname is syphilis don lol

  • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313

    @tyronevaldez-kruger5313

    4 ай бұрын

    a politician should serve the country. I'm glad that Biden is not a pop star like his worshipped counterpart.

  • @antjekrah
    @antjekrah4 ай бұрын

    Gelsenkirchen in Germany, also known as "Gulsan Kirken" in the Jimmy Kimmel Show is a well known city in our country: It exists, it's real!!!! We love that comment concerning Gelsenkirchen!!! 😂❤

  • @billthecat129

    @billthecat129

    4 ай бұрын

    Ausgeseichnet

  • @s04paule

    @s04paule

    4 ай бұрын

    👍

  • @Petrofm

    @Petrofm

    4 ай бұрын

    Gluck auf!

  • @spitzerhall

    @spitzerhall

    4 ай бұрын

    Taylor wird ausflippen in GELSENKIRGEN/Germany - und die deutschen SWIFTIES ERST !! Thats for sure!!

  • @aBoyHasNoName87
    @aBoyHasNoName874 ай бұрын

    German here: The reason nobody outside of our country has ever heard of Gelsenkirchen - a 260,000 people city within Germany's most densely populated region, the Ruhrgebiet, close to Dortmund und Düsseldorf - is probably that the city's name is not in the title of its well-known soccer club, which actually had its fair share of international success on the European level in the past: FC Schalke 04. They are traditionally regarded as the large local rival to Borussia Dortmund and their stadium is actually the 5th largest in Germany (after Berlin, Dortmund and two in Munich). So Taylor Swift easily selling it out three days in a row can be seen as quite an accomplishment, I guess ;)

  • @annaverena2415

    @annaverena2415

    4 ай бұрын

    Was ein deutscher Kommentar

  • @spitzerhall

    @spitzerhall

    4 ай бұрын

    Hey Germanhere- superausführlich erklärt - aber das wird den gemeinen AMI leider nicht jucken, weil die meisten ( nearly 90%) nich mal wissen, wo Germany liegt!! Gruss aus dem wilden Süden Germanys!!

  • @stephankahl5816
    @stephankahl58164 ай бұрын

    My faith in the USA is not lost as long as there are voices of reason and wit like Jimmy's and likeminded people. Greetings from Germany.

  • @lars_g_sorensenswitzerfoot6677

    @lars_g_sorensenswitzerfoot6677

    4 ай бұрын

    What does yada yada yada mean.

  • @Greg-io1ip

    @Greg-io1ip

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@lars_g_sorensenswitzerfoot6677Elaine on Seinfeld used yadda yadda yadda to infer "Everyone knows what happens on a date alone in the apartment after some wine at Elaine's place..."

  • @MH-nz4mv

    @MH-nz4mv

    4 ай бұрын

    Nbla​@@lars_g_sorensenswitzerfoot6677"blablablabla"

  • @MyboogerwontSurrender

    @MyboogerwontSurrender

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@lars_g_sorensenswitIt means MAGAT speak! 😊zerfoot6677

  • @waris4thewealthy549

    @waris4thewealthy549

    4 ай бұрын

    Greetings from America, 😁Hopefully we can get this chump Trump train derailed and get back to serious business of running a country...a lot of good people here but unfortunately the conservatives won't recognize that it's no longer 1950🫡😁💯

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander4 ай бұрын

    Swift being a real billionaire and able to fill the same stadium a few nights in a row while Trump isn’t a billionaire and can’t even fill 1% of that stadium. That must really hurt his ego.

  • @Greg-io1ip

    @Greg-io1ip

    4 ай бұрын

    By now Trump should be used to being so TINY.

  • @Staymadboii

    @Staymadboii

    4 ай бұрын

    You need mental help

  • @Jimmy_Kemmel_is_a_pedo

    @Jimmy_Kemmel_is_a_pedo

    4 ай бұрын

    Aeh, ho jiak boh?

  • @sf2132

    @sf2132

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@Staymadboii Project much?💙💙💙💙 VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙💙

  • @denhartogcooper

    @denhartogcooper

    4 ай бұрын

    Are you like slow in your head trump is worth 2.6 billion dollars

  • @DBDVSME
    @DBDVSME4 ай бұрын

    As a German living near Gelsenkirchen: that joke was VERY funny.

  • @michaelgabriel4442
    @michaelgabriel44424 ай бұрын

    There is a difference between famous and infamous dear Donald. You are infamous.

  • @LAkadian

    @LAkadian

    4 ай бұрын

    He is both. Heavily divisive.

  • @fredschnerbert1238

    @fredschnerbert1238

    3 ай бұрын

    @@LAkadian *DON'T be so hard on OBAMA*

  • @beckysandstrom6954
    @beckysandstrom69544 ай бұрын

    Has Josh Hawley apologized for supporting an insurrection and the pain the capitol police had to endure???

  • @CeeJay2.O

    @CeeJay2.O

    4 ай бұрын

    Well said 👍💯

  • @kramnoslaw4474

    @kramnoslaw4474

    4 ай бұрын

    Nope and won't doesn't think owes anything sense it was just another day on the capital. These ppl have no bottom

  • @robgabriel8900

    @robgabriel8900

    4 ай бұрын

    same immediate thought... at the very least, josh could have apologized for the people he shoved and stepped on as he attempted to flee the capitol building because he was scared of maga followers...

  • @darlenelarochelle4011

    @darlenelarochelle4011

    4 ай бұрын

    Not that i recall....

  • @maresnite

    @maresnite

    4 ай бұрын

    Hawley needs to apologize to the State of Missouri........Little Pinhead Insurrection Running Boy.

  • @elizabethrossi7604
    @elizabethrossi76044 ай бұрын

    I LOVE that Zuckerberg TURNED and FACED the parents and family members to apologize. Shows much more class than Hawley. Hawley is a CREEP.

  • @dawnstanley1733

    @dawnstanley1733

    4 ай бұрын

    Sure is.

  • @MauiMauiMe

    @MauiMauiMe

    4 ай бұрын

    Hawley needs to apologize to Americans for being a traitor.

  • @HylianFox3

    @HylianFox3

    4 ай бұрын

    I'm not a fan of Zuck but he is a saint compared to Hawley.

  • @michaelgillespie1206

    @michaelgillespie1206

    4 ай бұрын

    Hawley has a deep voice to be such a punk.

  • @kittywalker2944

    @kittywalker2944

    4 ай бұрын

    Honestly, he seemed totally put on the spot and then he said the best he could think of, at the time. It was lame but then SO much more genuine than the average CEO, right?

  • @marcchatow9516
    @marcchatow95164 ай бұрын

    RUMP NEEDS TO BE IN PRISON ALREADY!!

  • @jimmybee4893
    @jimmybee48934 ай бұрын

    Elmo was originally conceived as a supporting character and background character by Henson Associates-based Muppet artist/builder Caroly Wilcox in 1979. Elmo's Birthday is February 3rd

  • @YourHeartsDesires

    @YourHeartsDesires

    Ай бұрын

    Elmo looks good for 45!

  • @michaelbayer5094
    @michaelbayer50944 ай бұрын

    RE: Sen. Hawley asking Zuckerberg to apologize Did Hawley ever apologize for raising his fist to Jan 6th Insurrectionists? Or should we just infer he was sorry because, as the footage showed, he had to run for his life through the Capitol?

  • @griggbaylee5808

    @griggbaylee5808

    4 ай бұрын

    Can’t decide if he’s a traitor or a coward 😂

  • @michaelbayer5094

    @michaelbayer5094

    4 ай бұрын

    @@griggbaylee5808 Both. And a jerk too.

  • @cinne2135

    @cinne2135

    4 ай бұрын

    Both. - Blue Missourian 💙 🇺🇸

  • @mariareyes7913

    @mariareyes7913

    4 ай бұрын

    Both.

  • @TiggerToo27

    @TiggerToo27

    3 ай бұрын

    It's amazing how brave legislators such as Senator Josh Hawley were all in solidarity with the January 6th insurrectionists, but after [bleep] started to get real and their own lives were in danger, they ran like the cowards we all knew they were. Hawley certainly tried to act like he was walking in lockstep (goosestep?) with the rioters, but when push came to shove, he turned out to be a big old baby, just like the Orange Messiah he worships. This creep makes me sick.

  • @arthurmartin4616
    @arthurmartin46164 ай бұрын

    If trump loses because of Taylor Swift, I will laugh so hard.

  • @Stephensofceea

    @Stephensofceea

    4 ай бұрын

    He probably will

  • @kendrabryant4738

    @kendrabryant4738

    4 ай бұрын

    Same 😂

  • @whatsupinspace854

    @whatsupinspace854

    4 ай бұрын

    Trump will lose because of Trump.

  • @toggle2565

    @toggle2565

    4 ай бұрын

    he wont lol

  • @Emoralis

    @Emoralis

    4 ай бұрын

    I think he will lose because of Donald trump.

  • @stupendouslife8128
    @stupendouslife81284 ай бұрын

    Swifties if you are listening, bring millions of votes to keep our democracy 👏🇺🇸👏🇺🇸👏🇺🇸👏 Let’s go swifties 👍🇺🇸👍🇺🇸👍

  • @jswaggart01
    @jswaggart014 ай бұрын

    Zuckerberg should’ve said “you first” to Hawley 🤨

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    4 ай бұрын

    He actually should have! 💯😂

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza74 ай бұрын

    That they would feel threatened and challenged by a young woman encouraging people to participate in Democracy tells you all you need to know about them.

  • @MyboogerwontSurrender

    @MyboogerwontSurrender

    4 ай бұрын

    True dat 💙😎👍💯🇺🇸

  • @vvohvaelez9277

    @vvohvaelez9277

    4 ай бұрын

    So stupid to hear them say Taylor should stay out of politics but analysis from Kid Rock and Ted Nugent is fine...

  • @wokeness420

    @wokeness420

    4 ай бұрын

    And she has not even asked them to vote one way or another. Just please vote. That's all it takes to make them snap.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887

    @aggressiveattitudeera887

    4 ай бұрын

    Independent, successful and influential women tend to trigger MAGA.

  • @MyboogerwontSurrender

    @MyboogerwontSurrender

    4 ай бұрын

    @@BebetoLopez-bp1jx No MAGA allowed! 😀

  • @BabyYoda230
    @BabyYoda2304 ай бұрын

    It’s actually ridiculous, losing their minds over a pop star.

  • @mikelytou

    @mikelytou

    4 ай бұрын

    They're not losing their minds over a pop star, because that ship has sailed a looong time ago.

  • @caronstout354

    @caronstout354

    4 ай бұрын

    They're just upset that all their female "commentators" look like AI Kari Lake with various wigs and skin colors.

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    4 ай бұрын

    Not saying anything but that's by far not the most ridiculous thing they've lost their mind over.

  • @srl7997
    @srl79974 ай бұрын

    Josh Hawley should make the same Zuckerburg apology to the Capitol Police and families.

  • @kittyonmydesk5532

    @kittyonmydesk5532

    3 ай бұрын

    Chicken Hawley issued the same apology to the Capitol Police and their families in MAGAnese.

  • @fredschnerbert1238

    @fredschnerbert1238

    3 ай бұрын

    *The mostly peaceful riot on Jan 6th* *Nancy should apologize, GEE, what a coincidence HER daughter was THERE with a FILM* *CREW, ALMOST like she KNEW something was PLANNED*

  • @christianreuter9827
    @christianreuter98274 ай бұрын

    Greetings from Gelsenkirchen in Germany. We are looking forward to Taylor Swift. 🎉🇩🇪

  • @doktortutankamazon31
    @doktortutankamazon314 ай бұрын

    Has the NRA apologized for what is actually killing kids?

  • @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    4 ай бұрын

    They will, as soon as they get back from vaction on their private jets

  • @itsknotmagic

    @itsknotmagic

    4 ай бұрын

    They are too busy from the fallout of the CEO stealing most of their money

  • @lovetafrank7852

    @lovetafrank7852

    4 ай бұрын

    That would ɓe great.

  • @bobpurcell8357

    @bobpurcell8357

    4 ай бұрын

    SO much more relevant a question than I've heard asked in Congress anytime recently.

  • @carlosspeicywiener7018

    @carlosspeicywiener7018

    4 ай бұрын

    What does the nra have to do with malnutrition? More kids die from that than anything.

  • @christopherp.hitchens3902
    @christopherp.hitchens39024 ай бұрын

    Josh Hawley is the kind of man who would’ve dressed up as a woman on the Titanic.

  • @gary-rr7jp

    @gary-rr7jp

    4 ай бұрын

    And stole someone's child too. But now I can't get the visual out of my mind!

  • @SuhoPak

    @SuhoPak

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@gary-rr7jpsame Im so scared now

  • @btrous1

    @btrous1

    4 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @user-vx5le1vj3o

    @user-vx5le1vj3o

    4 ай бұрын

    and pushed other women outta the way

  • @lauriegutierrez7206

    @lauriegutierrez7206

    4 ай бұрын

    Great comment! He’s actually worse than Cal..

  • @nickdapice226
    @nickdapice2264 ай бұрын

    this Foreigner or Not was one of the funniest segments!! 😂 “Namibia…………….im gonna need to see some identification”

  • @MelissaBrazier-wh4jg

    @MelissaBrazier-wh4jg

    3 ай бұрын

    That was soo funny. 😂😂 I'm watching from Australia 🇦🇺👍

  • @mizzury54
    @mizzury544 ай бұрын

    At this point , Taylor doesn't even need to endorse Biden.

  • @idget600
    @idget6004 ай бұрын

    Unleash the Swifties - he's done like dinner now, LOL!!

  • @bonniea.1941
    @bonniea.19414 ай бұрын

    Swifties, stand back and stand by!

  • @Robert-cb9dd

    @Robert-cb9dd

    4 ай бұрын

    👍🤣

  • @Fubar2024

    @Fubar2024

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@A-qn1le so definitely more than the orange monster!

  • @yvonnecook8635

    @yvonnecook8635

    4 ай бұрын

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Stardustpal25

    @Stardustpal25

    4 ай бұрын

    Loved the last guy's style, was very gracious 🤝🇺🇲

  • @marvinneumann7649
    @marvinneumann76494 ай бұрын

    Greetings from Germany! I can confirm that Trump is not popular in Gelsenkirchen 😅

  • @ringrun9872

    @ringrun9872

    4 ай бұрын

    The only "german" City where Mr Trump is more popular than Taylor Swift is Kaliningrad

  • @karl-heinzgrabowski3022

    @karl-heinzgrabowski3022

    4 ай бұрын

    Yeah, cause we have ten thousands of people living here Trump would deport.

  • @James__Gregory
    @James__Gregory4 ай бұрын

    I KNEW it was UK! LOLOLOL I don't know why, but I just did. The JoAnn Fabric store comment. Perfect.

  • @AM-el4iv
    @AM-el4iv4 ай бұрын

    Josh Hawley hasn't apologized for providing support and comfort to an insurrection then running like the coward he is when they came looking for them.

  • @user-nc1ci6mt3j

    @user-nc1ci6mt3j

    4 ай бұрын

    Josh hawley is phony !!!

  • @larryc1616

    @larryc1616

    4 ай бұрын

    Has he apologized to America?

  • @doningraham916

    @doningraham916

    4 ай бұрын

    He hasn’t been charged yet but we will see! That is the apology that counts!

  • @Slo-ryde

    @Slo-ryde

    4 ай бұрын

    @@doningraham916we can thank our AG Merrick Garland …. For not indicting insurrectionists so they remain in office!

  • @Nodsbane

    @Nodsbane

    4 ай бұрын

    Yeah 'cause it was planned like a MF, only in this country do we believe high level politicians didn't see that coming from a mile away. Easy to get into those conservative groups, set your photo as a flag or a politician and there you go.

  • @JTStein
    @JTStein4 ай бұрын

    Trump Experiencing Swift Decline 😂

  • @JTStein

    @JTStein

    4 ай бұрын

    @@rhutwijtulankar1326 The best part of taking Trump to the Cleaners is the Agitation Cycle

  • @74artgrrl
    @74artgrrl4 ай бұрын

    How low, how petty must Trump be to loudly and proudly proclaim he’s more popular than… Taylor Swift.

  • @user-in8ky1kt2f
    @user-in8ky1kt2f4 ай бұрын

    Thank You Jimmy K.😂😂🤟💙🌊🇺🇸

  • @talk3194
    @talk31944 ай бұрын

    I’d like the United States Republican House and SENATE to apologize to the people too - they also have blood on their hands for using social media to TELL LIES!!!

  • @bsing2u

    @bsing2u

    4 ай бұрын

    GOP has blood on their hands for ignoring mass shootings. Parents should send the GOP of kid corps pictures

  • @janwoodworth1

    @janwoodworth1

    4 ай бұрын

    Don't forget Fox, OANN, and Newsmax!

  • @itsknotmagic

    @itsknotmagic

    4 ай бұрын

    I thought the same thing...Ted Cruz needs to apologise for the "only way to stop a bad man with a gun ....." Garbage he spews

  • @BrookseyJay

    @BrookseyJay

    4 ай бұрын

    What lies?

  • @BrookseyJay

    @BrookseyJay

    4 ай бұрын

    What blood 🩸?

  • @danielturner4333
    @danielturner43334 ай бұрын

    I don't know if my sanity would be as intact as it is without Jimmy Kimmel, seriously.

  • @litaa.6462
    @litaa.64624 ай бұрын

    YES YES YES!! REMOVE CHUMP FROM THE BALLOTS IMMEDIATELY!!

  • @ex-kommunist

    @ex-kommunist

    2 ай бұрын

    President Chunk

  • @sharonsandberg910
    @sharonsandberg9104 ай бұрын

    Microwave Head Man - So cool the way he closed that door! My Hero!!!😅😅😅

  • @ArtyFactual_Intelligence
    @ArtyFactual_Intelligence4 ай бұрын

    Not even the most popular Donald, there's this Cartoon Duck...... Brilliant, JK

  • @urbanurchin5930

    @urbanurchin5930

    4 ай бұрын

    ......"that has a speech impediment and doesn't wear pants" ! .......

  • @B__C__
    @B__C__4 ай бұрын

    Now would Josh Hawley like to apologize to the Capitol police and the American people?

  • @marlenemeldrum7382
    @marlenemeldrum73824 ай бұрын

    GELSENKIRCHEN Germany does exist😂I live in Germany and Gelsenkirchen is 15 minutes away from where I live!!! I love JIMMY!!! Party on and Greetings from Europe!!!

  • @kauleanmorningstar
    @kauleanmorningstar4 ай бұрын

    It’s important to point out that him stopping business in New York is only for five years. Which I don’t think as long enough, it should be never again.

  • @lindaamason2804

    @lindaamason2804

    4 ай бұрын

    No. It forever for him..but five yrs for the boys

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander4 ай бұрын

    More popular than Swift, treated worse than Lincoln. Trump is delusional.

  • @TrumpGoByeBye

    @TrumpGoByeBye

    4 ай бұрын

    Thinks he's more handsome than George Clooney 😑😑😑🤢🤢

  • @helenwheels3341

    @helenwheels3341

    4 ай бұрын

    Obviously

  • @icecreamhero2375

    @icecreamhero2375

    4 ай бұрын

    Lincoln got shot. What is he talking about?

  • @StoneE4

    @StoneE4

    4 ай бұрын

    Dementia will do that.

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

    4 ай бұрын

    Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing

  • @ChadBlackwood
    @ChadBlackwood4 ай бұрын

    Predator Poopy Pants really is the comedic gift that keeps on giving

  • @jrs55555

    @jrs55555

    4 ай бұрын

    @@J-sp6ocOnly to Trumplings.

  • @larryc1616

    @larryc1616

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@J-sp6ocCope harder 😂

  • @davemckolanis4683

    @davemckolanis4683

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@Joe-wb1xh J Might Not Be In Prison. But His Idol Donny TRAMP Is Headed That Way...

  • @thomaskremer4604
    @thomaskremer46044 ай бұрын

    No jokes about Gelsenkirchen! 😮 One of the worldwide most famous soccer teams is from there. What a shame you don't know! 😬

  • @cynthiaoconnor7185
    @cynthiaoconnor71854 ай бұрын

    The Donald Duck reference was awesome!

  • @henrynewton8809
    @henrynewton88094 ай бұрын

    Hey, I'm 76 and I just repaired my garage door opener!

  • @kungfumind.

    @kungfumind.

    4 ай бұрын

    C'mon all you did was replace the batteries after your grandkids told you to 😅😅

  • @CJ-uo5cl

    @CJ-uo5cl

    4 ай бұрын

    Well done! 😂

  • @stephaniebarrett4769

    @stephaniebarrett4769

    4 ай бұрын

    Cool!! 😃

  • @KC73

    @KC73

    4 ай бұрын

    I just fixed my ice maker! ( it was in the off position)

  • @planetarysolidarity

    @planetarysolidarity

    4 ай бұрын

    🗽 😶‍🌫️ 🇺🇲

  • @silverhooligan1256
    @silverhooligan12564 ай бұрын

    Swifties-the fate of our democracy rests on your shoulders

  • @petek2316
    @petek23164 ай бұрын

    When Elmo threw up I almost sheeted in my pants from laughing.

  • @amwright63
    @amwright634 ай бұрын

    There is absolutely NO SHAME with these people. Really, J. Hawley, and all those with you? Zuckerberg should have stood up and said, "While I'm apologizing for my part in the pain and suffering that I or my company may have caused these people, why don't you all stand up and apologize for your part, or shall I say your lack of support in stricter gun laws and sales that's resulted in the deaths of many, many individuals?" If you all can't stand with me and we all apologize, then don't you dare ask me to do the same when there's blood on all of our hands. I would have loved to see their reaction.

  • @jakeryan9469
    @jakeryan94694 ай бұрын

    Kimmel has the best trump nicknames. Ayatollah Complainey is great.

  • @HylianFox3

    @HylianFox3

    4 ай бұрын

    I wonder how many people remember who Ayatollah Khomeini even is

  • @keithgriffiths9864

    @keithgriffiths9864

    4 ай бұрын

    Me. 62YR old British pèrson.

  • @ilze.459

    @ilze.459

    4 ай бұрын

    I was looking for someone who pointed that out it’s genius, props to his writers!

  • @TracyAdams-ry2fc

    @TracyAdams-ry2fc

    4 ай бұрын

    And Donye west 🤣💙💙

  • @elegantgypsyrose5328

    @elegantgypsyrose5328

    4 ай бұрын

    Me. The title was funny, but saying he was issuing a Fatwa against Taylor Swift made me fall out laughing.

  • @zenstoryshare
    @zenstoryshare4 ай бұрын

    I'll burst into laughter if Trump loses because of Taylor Swift.

  • @btrous1

    @btrous1

    4 ай бұрын

    It’s gonna happen!

  • @peterkotara

    @peterkotara

    4 ай бұрын

    He will win, because the Democrats seem to think that Taylor Swift is going to win the election for them.

  • @themaskedman6489

    @themaskedman6489

    4 ай бұрын

    Most taylor swift fans arent allowed to vote

  • @elizabethhart4164

    @elizabethhart4164

    4 ай бұрын

    I HOPE THIS WILL GIVE PRES. J. BIDEN A LANDSLIDE...... VOTE BLUE!!!!!!😊

  • @fredschnerbert1238

    @fredschnerbert1238

    3 ай бұрын

    *Not bloody likely* *13 yo girls can't vote*

  • @mytexasdays1526
    @mytexasdays15264 ай бұрын

    In Oregon their state law prohibits legislators from running for office permanently if they boycott sessions to prevent a bill from being voted. Let's see how that works if we make that tlaw in all 50 states and our federal government.

  • @lindaamason2804

    @lindaamason2804

    4 ай бұрын

    Yes Oregon just dumped 10 republicans for not showing up

  • @MrSinghSanta
    @MrSinghSanta4 ай бұрын

    Gelsenkirchen definitely exists and they have one of the finest soccer stadiums 'Arena auf Schalke'.

  • @quiltygal6981
    @quiltygal69814 ай бұрын

    Zuckerberg to Hawley: Would you like to apologise to the People of America for inciting an Insurection? ^Crickets^

  • @JW30000

    @JW30000

    4 ай бұрын

    An insurrection?? LOL bozo

  • @cherylclifton1198

    @cherylclifton1198

    4 ай бұрын

    @@JW30000wtf would you call it. I’m very curious as to your opinion. 🤬🤬🤬🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @Slo-ryde

    @Slo-ryde

    4 ай бұрын

    @@cherylclifton1198JW is a worthless bot

  • @quiltygal6981

    @quiltygal6981

    3 ай бұрын

    @@JW30000 Right back at ya 🥳🥳......... seriously, out of all the insults available, BOZO, that's the best you've got? You need to up your game mate 🥳

  • @WhyWhatWhoWhenWhyAgain
    @WhyWhatWhoWhenWhyAgain4 ай бұрын

    So funny, you make a crappy night still a crappy night, but at least I'm laughing now! Thanks Jimmy Kimmel and Co

  • @cindysolly306
    @cindysolly3064 ай бұрын

    Does he really think swifties will leave her for trump? That’s never ever ever going to happen.

  • @marengopanthers9438
    @marengopanthers94384 ай бұрын

    No way in hell is criminal dump is more popular than Taylor…

  • @Sharky1101
    @Sharky11014 ай бұрын

    I’m surprised anyone can ever take Josh Hawley seriously anymore after he ran away from Trumps minions storming the capitol, while still sticking to the insurrectionist in charge. If he would ask me to apologize I’d deflect it right back to him.. how about you apologize for being a coward … twice?

  • @jaydickey1049

    @jaydickey1049

    4 ай бұрын

    It was kind of a fast skip or a scamper, his exiting the capital. What a little twerp.

  • @richardareed3512

    @richardareed3512

    4 ай бұрын

    I believe hawley the scamper is the new nickname you got it

  • @massey4business

    @massey4business

    4 ай бұрын

    Trying to act tough bossing Mark Zuckerberg around. 😂

  • @CourageKarnga

    @CourageKarnga

    4 ай бұрын

    Come on, Misouri!

  • @andylane3739

    @andylane3739

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@jaydickey1049you misspelled "twink".

  • @syx9986
    @syx99864 ай бұрын

    My jaw hit the floor when Jimmy mentioned Gelsenkirchen Germany. I have an old friend there who would totally be amazed his small town was mentioned in a joke on an American late night show.

  • @loboclaud

    @loboclaud

    4 ай бұрын

    And my football team, FC Porto beat Monaco in the Champion League's final in Gelsenkirchen. I was really amazed that they mentioned the town on Jimmy Kimmel

  • @Itcouldbebunnies

    @Itcouldbebunnies

    4 ай бұрын

    It's not a small town.

  • @stridertherangerwoof

    @stridertherangerwoof

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Itcouldbebunnies BUT NOT BIG? MID... 270,000.. SO NOT SMALL

  • @The_Real_Mier

    @The_Real_Mier

    4 ай бұрын

    I only know it from the ski jump on New Year’s Day! My whole family used to watch it, every single year! And I’m not even German! ….I’m Dutch and it was (is?) aired the whole day long! Addition (after being corrected, thankfully): I’m also a foolish and an at times somewhat confused Dutchie….!!!! Because I happily have mixed up ‘my’ German cities here…. It’s still just 1,5 hour from where I live to Gelsenkirchen, but nope: no ski jumping nonsense there. That was, indeed in Garmisch-Partenkirchen…. So: I’m sorry, silly me, I made a mistake. At least there was a church…. That’s something. 😉

  • @Itcouldbebunnies

    @Itcouldbebunnies

    4 ай бұрын

    @@The_Real_Mier That's Garmisch-Partenkirchen...🤦‍♀️

  • @nicholashubenette1104
    @nicholashubenette11044 ай бұрын

    Swifty's worldwide outnumber all of us😂

  • @karenanson
    @karenanson4 ай бұрын

    Our poor American guy! 🤣🇺🇸😜”well go back there!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @OverL-mit
    @OverL-mit4 ай бұрын

    OMG!, didn't expect Elmo to barf. Wait for the punch line " E...M...T"

  • @michellewalters4484
    @michellewalters44844 ай бұрын

    He should be challenged to hold a rally at same time as Taylor. You think he's crying now, lol... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FirestoneX
    @FirestoneX4 ай бұрын

    Why are they blaming the social media platforms? And not the parents for not watching their kids?

  • @paulgibbon5991

    @paulgibbon5991

    4 ай бұрын

    Oh, you can absolutely blame social media for intentionally addictive designs and doing nothing to shut down harrassment and bullying via their platforms.

  • @FirestoneX

    @FirestoneX

    4 ай бұрын

    @paulgibbon5991 I disagree... 1.) addictive designs.... that's like saying how dare you make these Oreo cookies so delicious. You know I'm addicted to delicious things! Ya, that's what we want. We want you to use our product. That's how this works. And 2.) Wanting the platforms to be responsible for the stuff people do on them. That is so stupid to me That's like saying, "Hey Ford! Lots of people are driving your cars and some of them are using them to commit crimes and run from the police. You should be responsible for giving them a way to commit these crimes! What are you going to do to fix this Ford? Everyone these days are looking for escape goats instead of taking responsibility for themselves and their kids.

  • @frankrodriguezit

    @frankrodriguezit

    4 ай бұрын

    Good point

  • @AspiredLife

    @AspiredLife

    4 ай бұрын

    You know nothing about the science of social media and how damaging it is to people especially kids/teens.

  • @FirestoneX

    @FirestoneX

    4 ай бұрын

    @@AspiredLife which is why I won't be letting my kid use it. Boom problem solved

  • @GreaterJan
    @GreaterJan4 ай бұрын

    I'm living near Gelsenkirchen in Germany. It's part of the Ruhr area which has a population of 5 million but it's distributed over a dozen or so connected cities, so most people haven't heard of it.

  • @dirkweissenbacher3677
    @dirkweissenbacher36774 ай бұрын

    Shoutout from Gelsenkirchen, Germany. Living few hundred meters away from the Veltins Arena... it does exist ;)

  • @JordanHourGlassDJ

    @JordanHourGlassDJ

    4 ай бұрын

    Gruß dich! Bin Amerikaner und wohne auch in Gelsenkirchen (in Bulmke-Hüllen, direkt Am Stern) 🎉 Glück Auf! 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 🍻 😎

  • @waryaawariiri1812

    @waryaawariiri1812

    4 ай бұрын

    I googled the stadium and see Bundlesliga club Schalke plays in it. I hadn't heard about Schalke for years now.

  • @montegrifo

    @montegrifo

    4 ай бұрын

    Richtig, Bielefeld gibt's nicht😅

  • @mikelytou

    @mikelytou

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@waryaawariiri1812 that's probably because they've been a bottom dwelling team in the german league for years before they finally got relegated to their 2nd league. I recently googled the standings there, and they might even get relegated again.

  • @ChrisM-tn3hx
    @ChrisM-tn3hx4 ай бұрын

    The fact that Biden was in-tune enough with the American people to know that was occurring, and then taking the time to post an encouraging message is actually pretty impressive. He is, of course a politician, and I'm sure there are plenty of folks who would deny him any credit for this based on the fact there's an election coming, but the point to note is - look at the contrast. When was the last time Trump sent out a message that was positive towards absolutely all who heard it? It's not in him to be kind.

  • @arashitendou5941

    @arashitendou5941

    4 ай бұрын

    And if he does post something to acknowledge something bad going on or terrible that’s happened His “words of comfort” are ALWAYS followed by attacks against enemies and slights against others Look no further then his piss poor posts he made shortly after Melania’s mother’s passing

  • @user-nz3gf7sn3p

    @user-nz3gf7sn3p

    4 ай бұрын

    Not in him to president, either. I think Russia has been attacking the US since 9/11. And fools the world that he can be negotiated with

  • @Expired.Lettuce

    @Expired.Lettuce

    4 ай бұрын

    Trump takes credit for the economy Biden credits the American people the working class specifically.

  • @CaptainGinyu

    @CaptainGinyu

    4 ай бұрын

    reddit moment of the month

  • @chrisjames7887
    @chrisjames78874 ай бұрын

    The black guy with the microwave on his head riding a bicycle is most surreal thing I've seen in a long time. 😆

  • @askapk
    @askapk4 ай бұрын

    3:15 "tic tac is what you have in your pants"... would have been a better punchline.

  • @DarthJunkie666
    @DarthJunkie6664 ай бұрын

    I dont understand how anyone could take Trump seriously.... love the show Jimmy❤

  • @vultan2000
    @vultan20004 ай бұрын

    If Swifties cancel Donnie she should get a Nobel Peace Prize!

  • @LaDemocrazia

    @LaDemocrazia

    4 ай бұрын

    😄👍😄

  • @btrous1

    @btrous1

    4 ай бұрын

    She’s got my vote!

  • @stratostatic

    @stratostatic

    4 ай бұрын

    It already drives Stinky insane that Barrack Obama got the Peace Prize.

  • @shirleyandrews1152

    @shirleyandrews1152

    4 ай бұрын

    For sure‼️😻

  • @evaadams8298

    @evaadams8298

    4 ай бұрын

    🙏💙 vote blue!

  • @WoodSprite4ever
    @WoodSprite4ever4 ай бұрын

    Shared that one A pissed off Army of Swifties 😂 love it and Thank-you for speaking truth 💙💙💙

  • @Cef21
    @Cef214 ай бұрын

    Who had "Taylor Swift saves democracy" on their 2024 BINGO card.

  • @pm6693
    @pm66934 ай бұрын

    The trouble is that no-one from the tech companies being questioned, when asked what 'Yada, yada, yada' meant had the cojones to reply 'It's the noise this committee is making while we're all sitting here with our thumbs up our a**es.'

  • @brendagoodspeed443

    @brendagoodspeed443

    4 ай бұрын

    You are Correct! 😆😂

  • @krisfrederick5001

    @krisfrederick5001

    4 ай бұрын

    I believe that noise was "blah blah blah" let the record show 😉

  • @Coach_Hoodie_d_2007

    @Coach_Hoodie_d_2007

    4 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @tammymatt9186
    @tammymatt91864 ай бұрын

    Elmo puking was a visual that will never be erased.

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot124 ай бұрын

    It's the guy with the microwave on his head, though!

  • @DaneBergstrom
    @DaneBergstrom4 ай бұрын

    omg the Elmo bit made me lol 🤣🤣

  • @GiGi-lg1dl
    @GiGi-lg1dl4 ай бұрын

    “You Need To Calm Down” actually WAS written to Rump! 😂

  • @LindaC616

    @LindaC616

    4 ай бұрын

    I know it's the wrong show, but nice jackaling! 🐾

  • @katherinehunter9526
    @katherinehunter95264 ай бұрын

    OMG the Elmo segment was truly HILARIOUS! 🤮😂🤣😅

  • @cigarsid7445

    @cigarsid7445

    4 ай бұрын

    Yeah. Looked like that late night kebab was not the best idea.

  • @katherinehunter9526

    @katherinehunter9526

    4 ай бұрын

    @@cigarsid7445 Yup. Bwahahah!

  • @kittyonmydesk5532

    @kittyonmydesk5532

    3 ай бұрын

    Someone might not see this, so that's fine. It's fine!!!!!!!!! If the MAGA comes for Elmo because of Biden, let the Elmo army speak. It would be the Game of Thrones irony considering Elmo's the same color as their logo...

  • @sweetypat3986
    @sweetypat39864 ай бұрын

    Im just here from Gelsenkirchen, Germany, to tell you, it does existiert :D Awesome to hear Jimmy Kimmel talk about it 😂

  • @prisonmike4971
    @prisonmike49714 ай бұрын

    Trump picking a fight with taylor swift is like desantis picking a fight with a cartoon mouse or dukakis thinking riding in a tank would improve his numbers...how'd that go again?

  • @democratpatriot6752
    @democratpatriot67524 ай бұрын

    Has Hawley apologized to his followers for his sprint through the hallways of the Capitol? Maybe he didn't want to be late for the picnic.

  • @MerryWidow420
    @MerryWidow4204 ай бұрын

    What if the Bidens were invited to one of Swift's concerts. Heads would explode like bottle rockets on Jan 6.

  • @gary-rr7jp

    @gary-rr7jp

    4 ай бұрын

    Or how about if she dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and sang happy birthday to Joe?

  • @iana2127

    @iana2127

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@gary-rr7jp You have some weird fantasies dude...but, to each his own.

  • @gary-rr7jp

    @gary-rr7jp

    4 ай бұрын

    @@iana2127 Must've been that gummy!

  • @mediterraneanworld

    @mediterraneanworld

    4 ай бұрын

    and? what? s0?

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    4 ай бұрын

    I bet someone would come out and declare that "it was staged!" 🫠

  • @sap460
    @sap4604 ай бұрын

    Gelsenkirchen is actually well known in Germany due to a famous and traditional soccer team called 'Schalke 04'... still funny. I probably would have said it's more likely that I win the lottery than you ever mentioning Gelsenkirchen were I grew up 😂

  • @billthecat129

    @billthecat129

    4 ай бұрын

    Jawohl!

  • @BeefyBacardi
    @BeefyBacardi4 ай бұрын

    That opening clip... He's the hero that I didn't know I needed or deserved.

  • @janncoons7445
    @janncoons74454 ай бұрын

    So senator may I ask you what does bing bing bong bong mean?

  • @joyceluther-williams5600

    @joyceluther-williams5600

    4 ай бұрын

    And whoosh.

  • @meme-tg6hr
    @meme-tg6hr4 ай бұрын

    He couldn't get sports teams to show up for a big mac feast at The White House. The music he chose to play at his rallies created anger by the musicians and they demanded he stop playing those songs. He wasn't given permission to use them.

  • @ronaldmello1831
    @ronaldmello18314 ай бұрын

    I am so sick of Trumpty Dumpty and all his cronies. Lies, Lies, Lies.

  • @johnelway3728
    @johnelway37284 ай бұрын

    Jimmy roasted that guy! Hahaha

  • @omarsdiscourses7143
    @omarsdiscourses71434 ай бұрын

    When I studied in Med school, and for 20 years thereafter, every simple blood profile included the VRDL syphilis test. Then we stopped, then syphilis came back, SURPRISE! Now we do MRI's, CAT SCANS and meaningless genetic isolations. Lets train our doctors to diagnose and provide safe, effective health care, however; never happened in America before.

  • @14LP2
    @14LP24 ай бұрын

    It’s a Swifty Voting Insurrection!!! Oh my, what are we to do!!!? 💙VOTE💙

  • @GrimDarkness1972
    @GrimDarkness19724 ай бұрын

    LMAO! 😂😂 One of the best JK’s vid I’ve ever enjoyed.

  • @sandragruhle6288
    @sandragruhle62884 ай бұрын

    That was one of your best monologues. Bravo!

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