MANY People Say Trump FARTS in Court and Privately Stews Over Jimmy & Guillermo Meets Madonna!
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Opening arguments began this morning in the People of the State of New York vs Donald Jeraldine Trump, he posted little bursts of lunacy on Truth Social in protest, his lawyers made it clear that they are going to continue to deny Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels, Trump is rumored to be farting in the courtroom but there’s no way to prove it so please don’t repost this video out of context with dumb captions like “The Shart of the Deal” or “Gassolini”, Donny has reportedly been stewing in private over everything from the look of his courtroom sketches to Jimmy making fun of him, New York Times reporter Susanne Craig wrote that Trump is STILL having trouble staying awake during the trial, we will hear testimony from his old friend David Pecker tomorrow, Taylor Swift’s album dropped over the weekend and Jimmy was confused about a bumper sticker he saw, and Guillermo went to Mexico City over the weekend as a special guest of Madonna who pulled him up on stage at her concert!
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Now you know why those large men who come up to him calling him sir - have tears in their eyes!
@LindaC616
12 күн бұрын
😅
@michel_michel
12 күн бұрын
💨💨💨
@Cx8103
12 күн бұрын
Best comment 🤣🤣
@sid7088
12 күн бұрын
Big man, strong man. He said Sir.........😂😂😂
@susanpeck530
12 күн бұрын
😂😂😅😊
Nice to see Ben Meiselas making it on Kimmel, you go Ben!
@d.b.1176
12 күн бұрын
No Popock of KFA though.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
12 күн бұрын
They've come a long way, the Meiselas brothers.
@markwitte303
12 күн бұрын
meisalas are amazing and trumps arch nemesis
@a.j.schlatterflynn5128
12 күн бұрын
❤ The Mighty
@SamWlodawski83
12 күн бұрын
Meidastouch forever y’all.
I was in a restaurant a year ago and Don jr. and Eric were seated at the table next to me. Both cut farts out loud all evening long. Must be a family thing where they blast gas non stop.
He was literally breaking new wind as the first President ever to pass gas most uproariously while being tried for various felonies.
@alwilson3204
9 күн бұрын
The first POTUS ever to keep all his campaign promises. And Biden's first executive order is to shut down the oil pipeline and raise inflation! 🤒
He's going to be pissed off with this one Jimmy! Ha ha ha..
@KrakenIsland64
12 күн бұрын
He won't be happy about that at all, according to Stormy he prefers to be pissed on! Who needs writers, Trumps life writes the jokes all by itself 😂
@user-bd1bj8gk6j
12 күн бұрын
Why does this comment sound like a threat lmao
Trump sure knows the Fart of the deal! 😆
@timothyburnett2770
12 күн бұрын
Yes a wet silent one
@the80sliveagain63
12 күн бұрын
😂
@istdochallesegal3427
12 күн бұрын
He is, after all, the Chief Queef!
@makepeace234
12 күн бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@ZootZinBootZ
12 күн бұрын
Old trumpet but
After Noemi said, "Trump doesn't think he's better than anyone else." Or something along those lines, I absolutely lost it. I'm still crying from laughing so hard. OMG, I have not laughed that hard in years!
@levent8208
11 күн бұрын
😂😂
@sachadee.6104
9 күн бұрын
I think she misspoke, or misquoted? It was supposed to be : Trump thinks he's better than anyone else. In the world. !".
@levent8208
9 күн бұрын
@@sachadee.6104 😅
@MrMatteNWk
7 күн бұрын
Her dog ate her speech. Which is odd because she murdered her dog many years before...
We know he is obsessed and will watch. And he will be furious. He will stay awake Late into the Night, and even More sleepy in the courtroom.
It's way, way, way past his jail time.
@kekojones7641
12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@vedagower-my5wy
11 күн бұрын
The courts are afraid to put Trump in jail because they are afraid of riots. VoteBLUE 💙
@tristanbenning8168
11 күн бұрын
Yea for the Biden Crime Family
@govindagovindaji4662
11 күн бұрын
Guarantee you, it will NEVER, EVER happen. It is just like why they were unwilling to put Madoff's wrongdoings on trial of any kind. If they had, too many banks and big corporations would have had to testify to their own dereliction of duty. If Trump is convicted in this trial, which I also doubt, he will get a suspended sentence. Guaranteed.
@aldamakazumi
11 күн бұрын
They are just letting him finish his movie: 'Fart and Furious'🤣🤣🤣🤣
In Europe we don't understand that somebody who is indicted for so many cases, can still run for president?
@juliemissick4206
11 күн бұрын
We don’t understand it either.
@lauraturner7048
11 күн бұрын
There is no law saying he can’t. Unbelievable, right?
@oldman3319
11 күн бұрын
@@lauraturner7048 suppose he will be convicted, what happens then? Can he still run?
@curiosdogg
11 күн бұрын
@oldman3319 unfortunately. The thought was that a person could be wrongly convicted by the opposing political side. Imagine Nevalny in Russia. Putin put him in prison for nothing. In America, that person can still run for President which in that case would be very fair. It was a good, original thought. It backfired horrendously, but the premise was sound.
@elimaurer9491
11 күн бұрын
I've heard of a German politician who went to jail for 'Trouble Making' in 1921 and then on a separate case in 1924, was convicted and imprisoned changed with 'High Treason'.
To see him with Madona is history in the making congratulations for this Jimmy, Guillermo nailed it
Trrrrrumph 🤢 I am Dutch and I can’t wait to see behind bars 🔒
@susieroberts8175
10 күн бұрын
Lekker!
@vjcodec
9 күн бұрын
@@susieroberts8175double lekker!!
@VanessaNoname-lb2dc
7 күн бұрын
Oh how impressive you're dutch! Wow can I have your autograph!
@noelleonard2498
7 күн бұрын
Can't wait till Ukraine is part of Russia
@mcdutchpatriot6763
7 күн бұрын
@@VanessaNoname-lb2dc hi Marjorie tailor Green, are you a little upset ? Don’t think Trump is popular outside your MAGA cloud
Seeing Ben Meiselas on Kimmel is like watching the local neighborhood kid get instantly famous.
@MeidasTouch
12 күн бұрын
😌
@ruvoodoo4862
11 күн бұрын
Exactly! 😊
@roserose8283
11 күн бұрын
Hi Ben! Nice to see you on Kimmel. 🙋♀️
Trump must be FUMING over this episode. Jimmy Kimmel and MeidasTouch - his two least favorite shows.🤣🤣 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
@johnhammond9962
12 күн бұрын
From what I hear, there are plenty of fumes coming from him.
@rob9241
12 күн бұрын
Fuming nah he is living up to the English meaning of his name, fart.
@johnl6176
12 күн бұрын
@@rob9241 As Jimmy said "We're in unsharted territory here", at least for the time being.
@teresatrigiani7838
12 күн бұрын
@@johnhammond9962 from the diaper
@tinadiffee3900
12 күн бұрын
@@johnhammond9962HA!! You got it!!!
Oh this is absolutely hysterical 🤣 😆 I don't know your laws, but if he was anywhere else in the world, I'm sure he'd be in jail!!! 😮😮
@JM-wn1gr
Күн бұрын
Here in America, we believe and due justice even when there was a corrupt prosecutor and judge We don’t just jail, people specially when they’re innocent
@cathyflorence8040
Күн бұрын
@@JM-wn1gr oh I see, so he's innocent. 😊
The problem is that he has already spoken about all those people. Now, he has to take whatever they dish out. They also have freedom of speech, and now they're going to use it without fear of retaliation.
This is so funny!!!! Kimmel is a master at ridiculing Trump!!!! KEEP IT UP!!
@ln8116
12 күн бұрын
He is producing Fartaroma.
@Yahyia-cv3sx
12 күн бұрын
Trump makes it so tempting to ridicule him. And it's necessary! To defend our nation, our freedoms, our impressionable youth!
Before Trump, that courtroom was "unfarted" territory.
@J-CNick92106
11 күн бұрын
Good one
@DennyToth-uf1bg
11 күн бұрын
Let it rip
@debylove16
11 күн бұрын
Don’t leave me 😂😂😂
@mikibihon8826
11 күн бұрын
Donnie denies he is a serial farter! Taking Ozempic as a side effect is flatulence and diarrhea.
@markedly1013
11 күн бұрын
Good one! And now? Fart Attacks!
So far, the judiciary, despite being law-abiding, clean and acting in good faith, have done everything they can to delay Trump's trials and have done everything they can to doubt and question the evidence, just so as not to give the impression of being biased. It remains to be hoped that this chivalry, fairness and decency will not ultimately turn into a boomerang.
The “Gag” odor causes everyone in the Courtroom from Stinky’s Stench Everybody needs gasmasks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There’s a reason he says so many people approach him with tears in their eyes.
@MutethatBozo
11 күн бұрын
Rock on, Meidas Mighty!🙂
@roserose8283
11 күн бұрын
👍😆
@jeffreyh1778
11 күн бұрын
Yooooo Ben! You made it to Jimmy Kimmel!
@Kid_Ying
11 күн бұрын
Hell yeah! Awesome to see you guys here.
@macrent2
11 күн бұрын
They are probably tearing up from his stench.
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
@tylersmash7134
12 күн бұрын
I mean, he's violated numerous gag orders and is STILL talking crap about jurors.
@heidiperez1387
12 күн бұрын
💯%!!!
@Electric_Skunk
12 күн бұрын
Did he swear on the New Testament or the Trump testament with his constitutional cliff notes
@broadwaybaby348
12 күн бұрын
Nailed it
@resQfurppl
12 күн бұрын
@@tylersmash7134 and complaining that he’s gagged & can’t talk - while he’s talking
Hi, just wanted to say love Jimmy it’s part of my day to watch his monologue and laugh, absolutely tare Donny boy apart, you get under Trumpys skin. Can only watch the clips because we don’t have JKL on telie in Australia, Hi from Perth Western Australia. Keep up the great work laugh out loud tear rolling laughs, coming to see the show when I’m in LA next my Wife’s American. Grant from Perth! Jim on TV in oz please,
Dildonald Trumpkin probably passed out in court from his own stench.
To think hundreds of thousands of taxpayers dollars wasted on this asses security.
@ray24051
12 күн бұрын
More like millions of dollars every year.
@mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
12 күн бұрын
@ray24051 I'm just counting the 5 guarding Trump. Not the rest of the family which is yes millions of dollars.
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi
12 күн бұрын
Millions
@Cheryldqt
12 күн бұрын
Think of the tax dollars going toward everything having to do with tRump's criminal behavior and court costs, etc.
@EndlessTravels
12 күн бұрын
I know right, millions wasted, we could totally add that to biden's TRILLIONS to cover border protection abroad for 3 current wars....
Trump is the biggest embarrassment in America. In every way. So many crimes...lock him up! You're on fire Jimmy & were here for it!💙
@Loknath009
12 күн бұрын
Even worse is the people who voted / want to vote for him!
@AAZEDLARC
12 күн бұрын
I agree and would add "on the planet." Jimmy K deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom during Old Handsome Joe's second administration :)
@2bunnies254
12 күн бұрын
It's sad we put President in front of his name.
@rcpilot179
12 күн бұрын
The first witness is a guy Trump stole $150K from... this is perfect.
@carlocalingasan998
12 күн бұрын
@@Loknath009 I think you should try to know them more before you judge them. They are our poor American brothers forgotten by Bush, Obama, Clinton and Biden.
I guess MTG would breath the farts of Donald Trump with distinction.
Jimmy, thank goodness for your humor 😂😅😂 You help keep us sane!
@KennethDonnellyStargazer21
7 күн бұрын
It's excellent therapy in a country gone mad.. the MAGATS side that is 👽
Oh man, Ben Meiselas is going to be thrilled to know he was shown on your show.
@randy7003
12 күн бұрын
👍!
@Mister_Listener
12 күн бұрын
He would already know when it was going to air beforehand.
@scarygreenmonster4130
12 күн бұрын
MEIDAS MIGHTY!!!!!
@jenbobcat387
12 күн бұрын
I was ridiculously excited by the cameo 🙃
@ArchdukeHesperus
12 күн бұрын
Is he the spokeswoman for the LQBTQ bowel movement?
How can his lawyer possibly keep a straight face and not start laughing at him? Trump is such a buffoon .
@morstyrannis1951
12 күн бұрын
The answer in two simple words, “billable hours.”
@SixteenTonesStudio
12 күн бұрын
@@morstyrannis1951 he's hoping T***p Tower still has a functional "accounts payable" department
@amberturdcoloringbook1733
12 күн бұрын
They laugh at Trump when he is not looking 🤭🤭
@Jyard
12 күн бұрын
Lawyer is worried about getting paid!
@sbh344
12 күн бұрын
His lawyer probably believes trump will pay him the bill.
Geezzz, Jimmy, you're killing me laughing this time of the morning 😂! Love you, mate!❤
Trump... Madonna... Honnestly I don't know who was the most embarrassing to watch.
A haiku for you: Old man sleeps in court Toxic stench is all around Men with tears in eyes
@ZolaClyde
12 күн бұрын
Nice job! (I love haikus)
@ytsux9259
12 күн бұрын
Come up and say, "Sir, you are the best ever, the best con in history"
@terri6854
12 күн бұрын
Nice. Translate it into Japanese.
@handmadehearts
12 күн бұрын
@Cheryldqt
12 күн бұрын
Courtroom disclaimer: Enter at your own risk. People with breathing issues may prefer to inhale the fumes from taxis outside.
We The People of The United States of America do not need a " Dictator " . Please Vote for Democracy America.
@teelo12000
12 күн бұрын
Please vote Trump back in so we can go back to laughing at you again. Sincerely, ~Rest of the world
@ace9840
12 күн бұрын
Rather have a Constitutional Democratic Republic.
@phampton16
12 күн бұрын
Absolutely 🇺🇸💙
@eriksparks9179
12 күн бұрын
@@ace9840Why do you people insist on this game of semantics? A democratic republic is a function of democracy. It doesn't matter if you call it a democracy or a democratic republic. The majority still chooses it's leadership and we don't have fascist dictators. It's funny how nobody ever had a problem with the concept of democracy before Trump lost the 2020 election.
@CX103
12 күн бұрын
@@ace9840 The more qualifiers people add to the word republic, the more obviously it is a dictatorship: People’s Republic of China Democratic People’s Republic of Korea German Democratic Republic and so on Do you really want the Constitutional Democratic Republic of the United States of Trumpia to join that list?
Love your work Jimmy! Keep it coming!
Ben Meiselas on Jimmy Kimmel live. 😂😂😂 ... and the clips afterwards, my belly is hurting from laughing. 😂🤣
Stop letting trump testify In front of the courthouse. If he wants to tell his side of the story then let him get on the witness stand and testify. Where he can be cross examined!!
@allison4970
12 күн бұрын
He keeps incriminating himself and violating gag orders... I say let the man SPEAK!
@TravelwithTasha393
12 күн бұрын
They aren’t stopping him. They can use it in court. He is doing the prosecutors job. They can enforce the gag order that would be great
@deenormus1975
12 күн бұрын
I second that
@grammysal
12 күн бұрын
I agree!
@joemtnclimber793
12 күн бұрын
1000%
I just left a comment on Fox: "Whatever you do, DO NOT watch Jimmy Kimmel's monologue!"
@AlexaJane9091
12 күн бұрын
Haha wait for the trollers to arrive over here with their outrage 😂
@4-Methylaminorex
12 күн бұрын
I just saw Dog the bounty hunter on fox, thought it was MTG for a second
@salviaspuzzle
12 күн бұрын
@@4-Methylaminorex they're 2 different people? 😂
@Lib-Tard
12 күн бұрын
Perfect!😊💙
@justsayin5609
12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
He’s been gaslighting all the time. So that’s why he makes a stink !
I was expecting him to pull his own finger in that last clip!😂😂😂
Given his diet, I'd be really surprised if he didn't pass rancid gas all the time.
@teresatrigiani7838
12 күн бұрын
you can bet he's a chronic
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
12 күн бұрын
That orange cheese from McD's is all-pervasive...dyeing him orange, fermenting to yield noxious fumes, lubing his nether pipeworks...a multiple use food product.
@rosablume4346
11 күн бұрын
You mean like an anging Labrador, like Sorrow? 🤪
@veganbutcherhackepeter
11 күн бұрын
@@rosablume4346 I love 'The Hotel New Hampshire'! 🥰
@Fifty1100times
10 күн бұрын
Oh he does! His Aides said they had to fumigate the Oval Office when he left and clean the food off the walls that the threw at people in meetings in staff meetings
He says he’s not allowed to speak but the S. O. B. Never shuts up!
@nancyx6390
11 күн бұрын
I know!!! He keeps talking....and talking...and talking 🤦. I now mute him whenever they show him talking 😊
@bobheck8326
11 күн бұрын
@@nancyx6390 👍💯
@steve-uu6bb
11 күн бұрын
@@nancyx6390 its like listening to Putin, you know 90 percent is complete bullshit
@stephenhatt742
11 күн бұрын
Thanks I needed that laugh , you totally nailed it :) Zoe , Canada
@stevepierce9152
11 күн бұрын
He can't shut up. He is a narcissist. He HAS to be right, and will accept nothing less. Pointing the finger at everyone else out to get him and ruin him trying to be The Emperor.
Fynny how someone who claims to have "committed no crime" keeps insisting that he has "immunity"!
Honestly I’ve never been a huge fan of Kimmel, but he’s won me over with the way he fearlessly rips on Trump…excellent work Jimmy🤣
@karmaalstad5588
12 күн бұрын
Laurence O'Donnell does a great job too.
@teresatrigiani7838
12 күн бұрын
Kimmel rules on comedy over the orange man.
@Omni0404
12 күн бұрын
@@karmaalstad5588 I can't watch him without picturing those clips of him yelling at his staff. They're so funny and depressing at the same time.
@___beyondhorizon4664
12 күн бұрын
For a former president to be obsessed with a comedian, that's another level
@sunshine3914
11 күн бұрын
Keith Olbermann & Seth Myers does a fine job. Basically, that’s all KO lives for.
The thing that hasn't surfaced is that in England, the word trump is used as a polite way to say that someone farted!! Hence his surname has always been a joke to us Brits.
@martinconnelly1473
11 күн бұрын
If he has his orange jumpsuit on you can say he has trumped in his romper.
@AladimBR
11 күн бұрын
Donald Fart 😂?
@AladimBR
11 күн бұрын
Donald Fart trumped in the courtroom 😂
@johnbeer4963
11 күн бұрын
I've been saying it and laughing about it since he waddled for president the first time. I called him president fartypance and president stinky all through his presidency
@Lumibear.
11 күн бұрын
I’ve been singing versions of Nelly The Elephant in my head since he first appeared, so this has really gone full circle now, hahaha.
Shout out to Meidas Touch Network! Kimmel points out the MTN exclusive on DJT farting in the courtroom.
To be honest. All people in that courtroom farted at on time or another. They are in there for a whole day after all. Just imagine all the farts...😅
Not for nothing, there's an actual video of Trump farting on camera. He was next to Diane Feinstein when he did it and her response was classic.
@4-Methylaminorex
12 күн бұрын
I've seen it, her face is hilarious. Rudy did the same thing.
@marcusott2973
12 күн бұрын
People say, it's that moment when her dementia started. Poor woman Edit: he literally melted her brain
@andrewcrowder4958
12 күн бұрын
Sent her into her final decline.
@ytsux9259
12 күн бұрын
I hate that orange thing, but gotta be honest here, pretty much all elders fart a lot. It's no big deal really.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
12 күн бұрын
Was that the time when she stopped, looked at him and asked "What have you been eating?"
Thanks for sticking it to him Jimmy, he deserves it.
@hollyjones8775
12 күн бұрын
So do you for voting for dementia joe
Awesome! I have not laughed this much at 3 pm in the afternoon!!!!!!
Have trump sit in a glass booth in the courtroom.
“Trump” literally means “fart” here in the UK
@TheViolalove
11 күн бұрын
Talk about living up to one’s name!😂
@RoccoGucci
11 күн бұрын
Do you mean like. "Bluddy hell, that curry was spicy, I'll be Trumping all night."
@TheDonna200
11 күн бұрын
Yup, you’re not wrong about that!! 😂😂🇬🇧🇺🇸
@TheDonna200
11 күн бұрын
@@RoccoGucci Exactly! I couldn’t have put it better myself 🤣🤣
@t.dwhitaker8808
2 күн бұрын
Or only if you knew what UK means here in the USA, you would probably puke up your tea and crumpets
I was at a neighbour's house and she'd sent her obnoxious 6 yo son to his room for a time out. He sat in his room shouting juvenile insults at her about how it wasn't fair. At one point I laughed and said, "you got Donald Trump locked up in there?"
@dianep6791
11 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Ahtaht227
11 күн бұрын
A 6 yr old would not yell insults to me his mother and still keep his teeth…that’s how you get an adult trump
@jaygray7102
11 күн бұрын
@@Ahtaht227 oooohhhhh.....gotta' be real tough to take on a 6 year old
@user-zn6wz5ox6d
11 күн бұрын
😂
@geekishgir
11 күн бұрын
@@Ahtaht227 oh dear, I feel I should call social services! lol No it wasn't that bad, it was whining how it wasn't fair, not his fault, he did nothing wrong. Mom just kept giving him more time out time. So yea, very Trumpian
Brilliant , loved the librarians 😂
I bet he doesn’t get on the stand to defend himself! But he sure tries to outside the courthouse 😂
Protesting a gag order by saying "They've taken away my right to express myself" is a weird way to admit that you can't distinguish between expressing yourself and attacking people.
@Anabee3
11 күн бұрын
Well...he's a weird cat.
@dmann1115
11 күн бұрын
Excellent point!!
@takaorobinson8719
11 күн бұрын
Well said
@penelopesimpsonadams624
11 күн бұрын
@@Anabee3 He does not display any critical thinking skills. Puppets and madmen usually don't.
" Dictator Don " . " But Her Emails ". Please send this wannabe " Dictator " " Dictator Don " packing. Please Vote for Democracy America...
@MG-jw6uy
12 күн бұрын
Send him to Mars on Space Force one way ticket.
@Prince_the_One
12 күн бұрын
you dont care about hillarys emails because all you care about is trump
@Zomby_Woof
11 күн бұрын
@@MG-jw6uyMany people say we should only send him halfway.
@Mr80jb
11 күн бұрын
Vote for the deep swamp state? 😂
@lynemac2539
11 күн бұрын
@@Mr80jb Spanky's world is the swamp, if you haven't noticed.
"I should be allowed to speak!" whines an elderly man who speaks constantly
0:17 - It's the Randy Rainbow reference for me! 🤣🤣🤣
IT was exactly how his presidency went too. A lot of promises, but all we got was a lot of farting, wheezing, complaining, whining, self grandizing, dictatorship and $8 trillion added in debt to show for it.!
@brdnrd
11 күн бұрын
This comment was edited?? Get a new editor!
@bauerpower83
11 күн бұрын
How's your new president doing? The country sucks right now. I'd take Trump and a fake fart over this mess.
@edg3048
11 күн бұрын
and golf. don't forget the golf.
@easymoneysniper9013
11 күн бұрын
@@bauerpower83what sucks?? You're impoverished??
@easymoneysniper9013
11 күн бұрын
@@bauerpower83my life is awesome maybe just YOUR life??
Why is he allowed to stand outside spewing his lies?? Anyone else would be done for contempt of court!
@markedly1013
11 күн бұрын
They send him outside to fart.
Skunks use the same tactic to scare away their ennemies ... Well done Donald Skunk !
Ok DJT will have to be known as FARTY FIVE😂😂😂
If Trump only felt the same way about the freedom of speech of the people he forced to sign NDAs. Why won't he let them speak?
@diane9247
11 күн бұрын
Excellent point!😂
@RobButler-ez7mv
11 күн бұрын
They are speaking , what do you think this circus is about!
@UK1uno
11 күн бұрын
NDAs are signed globally. What's your point?
@Max_Mustermann
11 күн бұрын
@@UK1uno There are valid reasons for NDAs. Keeping one's extramarital affairs secret isn't one of them.
@Kerry-uo6og
11 күн бұрын
They are speaking. All of them.
Loved seeing a real political news outlet on the show. Shout out to the Meidastouch Network. Just the facts from those guys. Vote blue!
@MeidasTouch
12 күн бұрын
😌
@Ceerads
11 күн бұрын
And shoutout to Brian Tyler Cohen for his very informative daily videos of the trial! And to Jay Kuo of “The Status Kuo” articles.
@penelopesimpsonadams624
11 күн бұрын
@@Ceerads And to Glenn Kirschner for Justice Matters!, Joyce Vance, Karen Agnifilo and Michael Popok--lawyers/prosecutors extraordinaire. And to Heather Cox Richardson for historical education and teachings of how history repeats. Education is essential in America to sharpen critical thinking skills that would never allow an entire party to commit insurrection and treason against our government, supported by hostile foreign dictator/s.
@Ceerads
11 күн бұрын
@@penelopesimpsonadams624 Thank you! 💙💙💙 I knew about Kirschner from his being with Bryan Tyler Cohen and I knew and read Richardson, but I didn’t know about the others. Good to know! Will follow them.
Thank you Jimmy that show had this 70 year old heart pounding!!!!!.
Donny Fartpants has invented his own style of gagging order
I literally couldn’t wait until Monday just to hear Jimmy’s monologue about all that happened during this moron’s trial.
@joko09010
12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂🙌🏻
@livewiiiiire
11 күн бұрын
Nvm I misread your comment lol
@lenkacfk7155
11 күн бұрын
But I'm in crisis because, apparently, this week Seth AND Stephen are off the air - HOW is that even allowed?!?
Trump’s rapid hand motions are to circulate the gas.
@4-Methylaminorex
12 күн бұрын
Wind milling
@Moluccan56
12 күн бұрын
@@4-Methylaminorexand fanning.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
12 күн бұрын
Accordion fart fan. The newest musical instrument.
@handmadehearts
12 күн бұрын
Accordion hands 👐
@CaptainCologne
12 күн бұрын
@@handmadehearts That’s right, and to be fair he does do that rapid sniffing too. That’s when he’s taking one for the team.
Most definately , OUTRAGEOUS ! But Madonna knows how to get Attention !
President Truman: "The buck stops with me." EX-President Trump: "I don't take responsibility."😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The United States of America does not need a " Dictator " . Vote no to "Dictator Don " . Please Vote for Democracy America...
@Omni0404
12 күн бұрын
Dictator Don against Democracy Joe
@phampton16
12 күн бұрын
Absolutely agree 🇺🇸💙
@jewelmueller
12 күн бұрын
Please vote for anyone besides trump
@hollyjones8775
12 күн бұрын
What did he dictate? I’ll wait
@Omni0404
12 күн бұрын
@@hollyjones8775 "I'll be a dictator on day 1" -Donald Trump. He's on video.
Many people come up to him, big strong men, with tears in their eyes, and they ask. "Mr. president, did you just fart?"
@bigoldgrizzly
11 күн бұрын
Judge ....Mr trump, was that a fart ? Trump.....Erm ... Some of it was ;
@dawnstanley1733
11 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@k.mccandies1505
11 күн бұрын
Then they say, " Thank you sir, may I have another?" 😂
LMAO! Jimmy you are missing out on a gem of an opportunity here. When "The Farting Preacher" videos came out they took off like a rocket. ..trust me, "The Farting Politician" videos would take off like an asteroid.
Trump and DeSantis should run together.
So you're saying Trump is a human windmill and killing a lot birds, reporters and the ozone
@Cx8103
12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@charlesljones2454
12 күн бұрын
Republicans claim that gas costs too much .....trump is distributing gas .....for free.
@j.c.5749
11 күн бұрын
Causing cancer too!
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT...!!!!!!!!
@wc6564
11 күн бұрын
2024 trump,not criminal biden!!!!
@michaelhorath6851
11 күн бұрын
@@wc6564 LET`S GO STORMY ... LET`S GO !!!😁😂🤭🤭🤭🥳🥳🥳
@GOPexorcism-we4mp
11 күн бұрын
@@wc6564
@murphyrod4839
11 күн бұрын
@@wc6564Republicans Hate the Truth, VOTE BLUE For Joe Biden and Blue Top to Bottom for America 🇺🇸 💙💙💙💙💙
@Ivansky1
11 күн бұрын
@@wc6564 Just use Google Translate if you don’t Speak English!!!!! OR is it just Dyslexia!?!?!?
Jimmy Kimmel ripping Don Gasolini several new ones 😂😂😂The man doesn't know when to stay down ... Don Snoreleone v Jimmy Kimmel ... Kimmel everytime by a KO!
And if he's so innocent why isn't his loving wife, Melania, supporting him during his trial?
@J-CNick92106
11 күн бұрын
Or his children of the corn?!
@LanceZaan1
11 күн бұрын
She can't handle the outburst that comes out of his you know what.
@user-vv8ux1kn3n
11 күн бұрын
Melania who?
Law & Odor Odor in the Court!!!🤣🤣🤣
@Kwami357
12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 air pollution in the court
@socaltriker4212
12 күн бұрын
Priceless 😁
@bonzrh68
12 күн бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@LindaC616
12 күн бұрын
Hey, Kazoo! Raised there 👋
@MrMikeyt65
12 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Put him n jail where no proud boys cant see him or hear him. Hes try n to incite another mob action on our government buildings.
Now I know why there are no family members sitting behind him!
I've been calling him Shitler for a while. But I never knew how appropriate that was...
@vickijarabek79
11 күн бұрын
So true and funny if not so awful that Republicans endorse him.
“I should be allowed to speak” he is yelling into a dozen tv cameras and two dozen microphones. All broadcasting live. Oh, the irony.
If Ben Meiselas reports Trump farting then Trump WAS farting!! 😂.
“Trump” in Scotland means “fart”! You would have thought trump’s Scottish mother would have told her husband!
Can someone tell that man he isn't the president anymore and doesn't have power to say what he wants.😂😂
@susanturner8537
12 күн бұрын
It's America's fault because we continue to tolerate his crap , it's sad to say we have no leadership on both sides, If we want change we need to start with ourselves .
@lenawagenfuehr53
11 күн бұрын
He didn't have that right as president 🙄
Guillermo is living the life! 😅😅 From parking lot security to joining Madonna on stage...
Been following you guys since you first got together. Great ro see you back. Best wishes in your new ventures.
🎶 There's a kind of stench All over the world, tonight; All over the world, people just like us Are falling in droves, You know what I mean; Just the reek of him... His foll'wers have fled, in fright; There's nobody else, there's just him and gas, And our lips are clenched tight. So inhale very carefully, Closer now, and you will know what I mean... (Please make it a dream;) The only time that you can say It's safe to breathe, is when he's locked up to stay, Forever and ever... There's a kind of stench All over the world, tonight; All over the world, people just like us Are falling in droves. Yes they're falling in droves. They're falling in droves. 🎶
"He didn't think he was better than anybody" . . . except for the generals, the doctors, etc.😅
@gary-rr7jp
12 күн бұрын
And Abraham Lincoln.😁
Thursday, this week, Portugal, where I now live, celebrates the 50th anniversary of the Carnation Revolution when they removed the dictatorship of the Estado Novo. Surely America doesn't want a dictatorship, even for a day. Under a dictatorship you would lose all your Constitutional rights!
@juandilla8009
11 күн бұрын
Dictator Fidel Maduro trump.
@alisonponce8337
11 күн бұрын
Some people do. They want to destroy the "system". They don't realize that is end of democracy.
@chiggins4399
11 күн бұрын
Lived there under Salazar and PIDE. Some Americans have no idea what they say is okay is very dangerous.
@Wishes890
11 күн бұрын
The Republicans think that he will only be a dictator to Democrats....they are 🤪
@stevejarred6484
11 күн бұрын
Yet if you try to overthrow a dictator in the US, you are accused of causing an insurrection, if you cause an insurrection then you are guilty of treason - Unless you are "crooked" Donald Trump, it seems!
Hard to believe that guy I used to see sitting on a stool on Win Ben Stein's Money, is getting under the skin of a former president. Keep it up!
And this punk is running for president??????? A statement made by the Arizona Attorney General, Kris Mayes, agrees, thank you from the bottom of my heart, Pepsee.
Imagine being mad about a gag order when you paid someone to stay quiet 😂
As a native South Dakotan, I apologize for Christie Noem. We are not all that stupid, which I can only imagine Floridians,Texans, and many southerners find themselves saying frequently.
@jimijames63
11 күн бұрын
Florida here. I concur.
@motherlove202
11 күн бұрын
As someone who currently lives in Texas, I agree
@Jschepen1
11 күн бұрын
I am from south Florida the smarter side……
@joebarr725
11 күн бұрын
I saw Noem on TV recently. I'm sorry for your state.
@winstonoboogie6725
11 күн бұрын
We love you guys out there in NC, and when we in California vote, my heart is with you too in red states or blue... we are voting for the United States and all the people in it. That's you, my friend.
This was hysterical. Every bit of it! Bless Kimmel's heart. ❤
Thank you ❤
DJT vocabulary is limited to 50 words. That is why he repeats himself so much.
@4-Methylaminorex
12 күн бұрын
I know words, I have the best words
@msimm8612
12 күн бұрын
You are being too generous
Literally every single accusation he throws around about others that ‘many people say’, are all HIS doing. Master of PROJECTION!