Jim Gaffigan - Holiday Traditions - Beyond the Pale

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Jim Gaffigan talks about holiday traditions in this clip from his Comedy Central stand-up special and DVD "Beyond the Pale".
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  • @Haydenaeron
    @Haydenaeron9 жыл бұрын

    I love his "Hypothetical Audience Member" voice!

  • @saresafoster

    @saresafoster

    9 жыл бұрын

    Qwjje

  • @andresico1646

    @andresico1646

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's probably what his wife tells him when he jokes about things

  • @Juanatin

    @Juanatin

    5 жыл бұрын

    sonico Sicchi what’s cool is his wife writes some of his jokes

  • @josephkelley8641

    @josephkelley8641

    5 жыл бұрын

    yeah - plus it's pretty hot! .

  • @starisesun7692

    @starisesun7692

    5 жыл бұрын

    Right lmfao 😂 it cracks me up every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @daniellee1722
    @daniellee17224 жыл бұрын

    I remember watching this with a roommate and wondering why he wasn't laughing. When he said Gaffigan isn't funny I knew I was going to have to find a new roommate.

  • @jennymcmillin5668

    @jennymcmillin5668

    4 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Lee 🤣 & Bummer. So did you??

  • @jennymcmillin5668

    @jennymcmillin5668

    4 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Lee I had a first date for a David Sedaris show with him reading his stuff. My date was my guest and he didn’t laugh one time. Not a single time. I knew we didn’t fit. What a jerk! Was disappointed to have wasted good tix on him! Oh well. I still enjoyed the show despite the black force of David Downer on my left, the dummy.

  • @dookeland8
    @dookeland88 жыл бұрын

    What separates Jim from every other comedian is he doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious playing off of racism and dirty vulgar comedy to make people laugh. He is just genuinely funny, very rare to find a comedian who's jokes are clean and PG-13 at his most vulgar and classy

  • @chasep86

    @chasep86

    8 жыл бұрын

    No doubt. Well said. Jims money

  • @ebeestutoring1416

    @ebeestutoring1416

    8 жыл бұрын

    Very well said!

  • @moviebad109

    @moviebad109

    7 жыл бұрын

    I consider him and Louis CK two of the best living comedians. Two very different styles, but both are so good at acknowledging uncomfortable truths. Jim doesn't curse a ton, but he does curse. He knows when it fits. Louis curses a lot, but he does it usually for emphasis, and using the words to accent the vicarious anger and rage he's trying to express.

  • @normantrombon

    @normantrombon

    7 жыл бұрын

    dookeland8 ...Good clean fun.

  • @sonofaballer96

    @sonofaballer96

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mike Varosky nah, Louis just curses a lot. He could joke without it but I couldn't imagine a clean Louis C.K. unless he turned over to Jesus.

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver5 жыл бұрын

    Love his ‘church lady’ whispery judgy voice. 😂❤️

  • @dustydesper2840
    @dustydesper28404 жыл бұрын

    One of the most relatable comedians ever. Love it!!

  • @PeriscopeProd
    @PeriscopeProd8 жыл бұрын

    "I normally dont have a burger, a brat and a steak, but it is fourth of july.............. i need the energy if i wanna start blowing crap up." OMIR! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • @dugroz

    @dugroz

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's what the founding fathers would want.

  • @Iron_Mikaveli
    @Iron_Mikaveli7 жыл бұрын

    I love how he says hilarious things with a straight face. Lmao too funny

  • @gavinfleming565

    @gavinfleming565

    7 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @Iron_Mikaveli

    @Iron_Mikaveli

    7 жыл бұрын

    Gavin Fleming HI 😊

  • @derekroberts5931

    @derekroberts5931

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hi.

  • @TEMUistheworst
    @TEMUistheworst4 жыл бұрын

    He should run for President this year. I can see it now: Jim Gaffigan Will Make us Laugh Again.

  • @tretre3892
    @tretre38925 жыл бұрын

    Kitty wants some candy!😂

  • @allys744
    @allys7444 жыл бұрын

    “I’m little miss muffet!” “I’m sure you are.” Hey, that almost sounded dirty fella... 😂

  • @CocoOPNY
    @CocoOPNY7 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this 500 times and it's always hilarious!!!!! His delivery is so funny and his material is too true! I can't look at a chocolate heart without calling it "gamble chocolate" 😅 😂 😂

  • @NewLife-zy3ob
    @NewLife-zy3ob4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard for the first 2. I've asked the same questions as a Christian who didn't grow up in North America. It makes sense that it was a drunk guy 😅

  • @TumpskyandMrsSmall
    @TumpskyandMrsSmall5 жыл бұрын

    2:23 "I'm going to need the energy if I'm going start blowing crap up!" 😂

  • @MoxieMike66
    @MoxieMike669 жыл бұрын

    Don't worry, there's a bunny...

  • @jmccuanu2

    @jmccuanu2

    8 жыл бұрын

    +MoxieMike66 Oh yeah, the bunny explains everything! LOL!!

  • @andrewptob
    @andrewptob10 жыл бұрын

    "Aw, I got the one filled with toothpaste!"

  • @kleec0203

    @kleec0203

    6 жыл бұрын

    The funniest! Some actually do seem to taste like toothpaste lol.

  • @mrmustangman

    @mrmustangman

    4 жыл бұрын

    i lost it with that one.!!!!!!

  • @LesleighHart
    @LesleighHart7 жыл бұрын

    Just watched this entire stand-up on Netflix - very funny man :)

  • @cersadescosmos7497
    @cersadescosmos74978 жыл бұрын

    Jim's drunk voice sounds like a Jimmy Stewart impression.

  • @tempviduse

    @tempviduse

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cersades Cosmos i thought he was impersonating don knotts at first

  • @cindydeosaran5460
    @cindydeosaran54608 жыл бұрын

    I always like watching this around the holidays for that warm fuzzy feeling

  • @seahorse5689
    @seahorse56894 жыл бұрын

    "Oh, great! I got the one filled with toothpaste." Too damn funny!

  • @lyndior8963
    @lyndior89635 жыл бұрын

    This perfect comedian and Brian Regan are the absolute clean, laughing funniest. Thank you!

  • @stankfanger1366
    @stankfanger13669 жыл бұрын

    I think the phrase we're looking for is: The Best.

  • @stephenbruce4052

    @stephenbruce4052

    6 жыл бұрын

    I've got the same afflication ...............lol ............The most terrible people in the world .can't laugh ....I'd go crazy xo LOL

  • @MoviesTubeYou0675

    @MoviesTubeYou0675

    5 жыл бұрын

    I say brilliant.

  • @shymickey6
    @shymickey610 жыл бұрын

    "...big red hearts filled with the gamble chocolate......'Well this could be really good or really nasty'.....'Agh! I got the one filled with toothpaste!' " Hahahaa. My favorite joke ever.

  • @Kell553
    @Kell5538 жыл бұрын

    The cat is what got me

  • @nathanlu3291
    @nathanlu32918 жыл бұрын

    HOW BOUT EGGS!?

  • @Udgrasil13

    @Udgrasil13

    5 жыл бұрын

    I hear that in my head every time somebody asks me what I want for Breakfast XD

  • @AlyssaJobes

    @AlyssaJobes

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Udgrasil13 I didn't, but now I will haha.

  • @cstevens16

    @cstevens16

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dont worry there's a bunny

  • @OldRaver

    @OldRaver

    5 жыл бұрын

    ED the Happy Clown ... and now I will too ! 😂😂

  • @hd-xc2lz

    @hd-xc2lz

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sorry to be Mr Oblivious, but original idea behind Easter eggs is that they (hollowed) represent the empty tomb.

  • @nitroglyc-erin
    @nitroglyc-erin10 жыл бұрын

    I normally don't have a burger, a brot, and a steak but, it is the fourth of July. And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowing crap up. It's what the founding fathers would want.

  • @robertzelonis7254
    @robertzelonis72547 жыл бұрын

    The funniest clean comedian around.

  • @rs72098

    @rs72098

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't think non-clean comedians are as funny either. CK louis? Maher? Even their acts aren't all cursing.

  • @lordanthony2253

    @lordanthony2253

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Lisa Woodrow compared to people like katt William's and some of the other ones he is

  • @utube9000

    @utube9000

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you like clean comedians, Brian Regan is great too. But you probably already knew that!

  • @jjryan1352

    @jjryan1352

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hookers and cross-dressing. So clean.

  • @mikedownes4782
    @mikedownes47827 жыл бұрын

    My favourite part was the meowing like Henrietta from Mr. Rogers. 🐱

  • @hollywoodsanchez5283

    @hollywoodsanchez5283

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmfaoooo

  • @nince021
    @nince02110 жыл бұрын

    omg, Jim is one of maybe 3 people that can make me literally cry from laughter.

  • @goldenrule3261
    @goldenrule32618 жыл бұрын

    Jim is the funniest person on this planet!!! LOL. He should be nominated to win the #1 best comedian of the 21st century award.

  • @apophis7712

    @apophis7712

    6 жыл бұрын

    He's good, but he does have stiff competition with George Carlin, Louis CK, and Robin Williams.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat10 жыл бұрын

    My teacher showed me his Hotpocket video. Omg! I love this guy! So funny and clean!

  • @cremetangerine82

    @cremetangerine82

    5 жыл бұрын

    Starwarsrap1 Your teacher is awesome!

  • @Enbarr11
    @Enbarr117 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to know what person in Jim's life inspired that whispering critic voice.

  • @Mitwadus

    @Mitwadus

    6 жыл бұрын

    Enbarr11 his sister.

  • @Pimping9167

    @Pimping9167

    5 жыл бұрын

    You serious about his sister inspired him?

  • @derekroberts5931

    @derekroberts5931

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I want to know to.

  • @absolutetuber

    @absolutetuber

    5 жыл бұрын

    It was one of his older sisters. He was the youngest child and tells about how his older sister would always nicely correct him by doing that when he was gonna screw, or screwed, something up

  • @edmundnschrag

    @edmundnschrag

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kind of reminds me of Chris Farley's "Sinner" in Tommy Boy.

  • @ReelCajun
    @ReelCajun5 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy because he can make jokes without all the curse words and they are mostly clean.

  • @amandalyons5582
    @amandalyons55829 жыл бұрын

    Wow, that cat imitation is really impressive!

  • @TheCampbell536
    @TheCampbell5364 жыл бұрын

    I love that this guy says pretty clean with his jokes!

  • @branon6565

    @branon6565

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheCampbell536 ....that's the only thing I don't like about him.,.it's very difficult, bordering on impossible, to trust any adult male who doesn't cuss, cuz not cussing is very much not normal....

  • @RattlesnakeJake1195
    @RattlesnakeJake11959 жыл бұрын

    HOW BOUT EGGS! I pissed myself XD

  • @adronnmusic
    @adronnmusic11 жыл бұрын

    "I'm Little Miss Muffin!" "I'm sure you are."

  • @allys744
    @allys7444 жыл бұрын

    “I’m little miss muffett!” “I’m sure you are.” * Hey, that almost sounded dirty fella. * 😂😂

  • @ediah5
    @ediah55 жыл бұрын

    Gaffigan cracks me up man.... genius !

  • @harrygaul4475
    @harrygaul44754 жыл бұрын

    Jim, I like the different voices you do because I do that too in joking around!

  • @dovie2blue
    @dovie2blue11 жыл бұрын

    This guy is hilarious, and not obscene! Love it!

  • @leonsandcastle4878
    @leonsandcastle487810 жыл бұрын

    "Let's make a day were we over eat..." "But we do that everyday?"

  • @carolecook1116

    @carolecook1116

    6 жыл бұрын

    Leon Sandcastle~I👍liked that one, but too true😔.

  • @KeithCooper-Albuquerque
    @KeithCooper-Albuquerque5 жыл бұрын

    Jim you are simply a unique comic talent! I love your work!

  • @MPBassonMusic
    @MPBassonMusic7 жыл бұрын

    We do that everydayyyy

  • @Crowfoot_Crew
    @Crowfoot_Crew10 жыл бұрын

    "Kitty want some candy"

  • @ArkaeaFCL3

    @ArkaeaFCL3

    6 жыл бұрын

    Samuel Crowfoot and they wonder why we do drugs. Lololol

  • @lilj2345
    @lilj23459 жыл бұрын

    the Catwoman bit was hiliarous and slightly disturbing.

  • @josephkelley8641

    @josephkelley8641

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me - I didn't find it disturbing-ENOUGH. .

  • @tehtacoverse7341

    @tehtacoverse7341

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Kitty wants some candy.*

  • @HolyKhaaaaan
    @HolyKhaaaaan4 жыл бұрын

    The only other comedian I know who talks even remotely as descriptively, seriously, and cleanly is Garrison Keillor. Jim Gaffigan really has a talent.

  • @marianomolina263
    @marianomolina26310 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha... freaking hilarious!! Jim kills me!! LMAOFF!!! 😂😄😃😁😀☺

  • @marianomolina263

    @marianomolina263

    9 жыл бұрын

    hahaha,...you are soooo cute! Lol Thank you, Maya! I love this! :-)

  • @marianomolina263

    @marianomolina263

    9 жыл бұрын

    Are you a fan, how do you like Jim? He kills me!! I keep watching his video's over and over! :-D

  • @marianomolina263

    @marianomolina263

    9 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha lol 😀

  • @saresafoster

    @saresafoster

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** eeewiwwwkw1

  • @strawb3rrygh0st
    @strawb3rrygh0st5 жыл бұрын

    I have mad respect for a dude who's not afraid to make cat noises on stage in front of like thousands of people

  • @KaelaCarver
    @KaelaCarver15 жыл бұрын

    "what if we eat a lot with people who annoy the hell out of us?" LOL That's hilarious. And soooo true.

  • @tgoyer
    @tgoyer10 жыл бұрын

    "Gah! I got the one filled with toothpaste..." Haha!

  • @thecataclysman
    @thecataclysman13 жыл бұрын

    He's just the best comedian around. Clean, super funny comedy.

  • @feenicks1
    @feenicks17 жыл бұрын

    Jim Gaffigan I know you are so very anointed by God to be doing what you are doing great brother in arms who is making a real tangible difference in the world, and know that we the church are praying and believing for your and Christ's success making His Name famous, you are doing one heaven of a good work, thanks again for making us laugh and take our Medicine!

  • @cantwhistleforshit
    @cantwhistleforshit12 жыл бұрын

    It's been my holiday tradition to watch this each year around holidays then quote them on facebook.

  • @irisfaloon1690
    @irisfaloon169010 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry it's called a sense of humor, you all should get one, it's great. He actually has one. So, if you don't like it don't watch it and don't comment no one cares if you don't like it. That's your opinion, so shut up, sit back and laugh. :) have a wonderful day.

  • @AshlynnStemer
    @AshlynnStemer11 жыл бұрын

    "I'm a witch!" "If she was a hooker"

  • @JoshMcSwain

    @JoshMcSwain

    4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm little miss muffet"

  • @AlyssaJobes
    @AlyssaJobes5 жыл бұрын

    Someone just said Happy Easter (its Easter, obviously, and I work the graveyard shift) and the first thing that popped into my head was "How bout eggs?!" I honestly almost laughed in her face.

  • @y3ee3e
    @y3ee3e13 жыл бұрын

    gaffigan and louis ck are my 2 favorite comedians now....they're completely different yet both incredibly hilarious.

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono80954 жыл бұрын

    It's now a tradition for me to show this video to people who ask me why I don't get Christmas trees.

  • @vincentgioacchio9394
    @vincentgioacchio93946 жыл бұрын

    Funny made my day thank you very much

  • @qwertsaq345
    @qwertsaq34512 жыл бұрын

    Watched this in my AP econ class at a Catholic school. My teacher's the best

  • @mlh333
    @mlh33310 жыл бұрын

    Jim Gaffigan's imaginary critic: He's anti-Christmas. Oh, he's anti-family. Hey, that almost sounded dirty fella. Oh, that was negative. How about those traditions fella, why don't you go back to that?

  • @MrNoobx2

    @MrNoobx2

    10 жыл бұрын

    Nice!

  • @SideStrafed

    @SideStrafed

    10 жыл бұрын

    i like it when he does this, he becomes a member of the audience

  • @communistjesus

    @communistjesus

    9 жыл бұрын

    MrNoobx2 Jim Gaffigan's imaginary critic: He's anti-Christmas. Oh, he's anti-family. Hey, that almost sounded dirty fella. Oh, that was negative. How about those traditions fella, why don't you go back to that? Reply · 33

  • @communistjesus

    @communistjesus

    9 жыл бұрын

    counterclockwise123 Jim Gaffigan's imaginary critic: He's anti-Christmas. Oh, he's anti-family. Hey, that almost sounded dirty fella. Oh, that was negative. How about those traditions fella, why don't you go back to that? Reply · 33

  • @starisesun7692

    @starisesun7692

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leonsandcastle4878
    @leonsandcastle487810 жыл бұрын

    So funny... thats the summary of the holidays....

  • @sherryjeanne
    @sherryjeanne13 жыл бұрын

    Jim is HILARIOUS and articulate enough that he doesn't need to say the F word at all. How refreshing!

  • @obsidiansugar1123
    @obsidiansugar11235 жыл бұрын

    I love all of his voices!

  • @robj7481
    @robj74814 жыл бұрын

    Trees are a strange Christmas tradition.. that reminds me, MERRY SATURNALIA and have a HAPPY EOSTRE!

  • @rashasabz
    @rashasabz6 жыл бұрын

    Why would anyone dislike this guys comedy !!

  • @buknar456
    @buknar45611 жыл бұрын

    1:17 the easter skit is the best , "alright we'll hide em" brilliant

  • @romaneeto
    @romaneeto14 жыл бұрын

    He's great! Love that old lady voice over....

  • @BradleyStuartable
    @BradleyStuartable4 жыл бұрын

    I don't think I could actually attend one of his live shows. I'd be to afraid of passing out from laughing so hard. The "Hot Pocket" skit still just about kills me every time I hear it.

  • @Moscow450
    @Moscow45010 жыл бұрын

    Holy crap he is hilarious

  • @ufoundbethany
    @ufoundbethany14 жыл бұрын

    "I don't follow your logic." "Don't worry there's a bunny." :-D

  • @adambonner7
    @adambonner710 жыл бұрын

    He has a very good point about the easter bunny and eggs

  • @battletoads22

    @battletoads22

    10 жыл бұрын

    Kind of, but not really. Since Easter is celebrated in the Spring, people decided to throw in shit that reminded them of fertility. Rabbits can't stop mating and you can't have offspring without good eggs. Easter, it's the fertility/renewal holiday.

  • @adambonner7

    @adambonner7

    10 жыл бұрын

    battletoads22 touche

  • @David.S.
    @David.S.10 жыл бұрын

    "Kitty wants some candy" - I died.

  • @TaylorKnightCosplay
    @TaylorKnightCosplay7 жыл бұрын

    He's absolutely right

  • @mattfu1
    @mattfu114 жыл бұрын

    One of the best comedians ever!

  • @mrrager55
    @mrrager5511 жыл бұрын

    Jim gaffigan is one of my favorite black comedians he has lead the black comedy wave

  • @olivianicozisis3011
    @olivianicozisis30114 жыл бұрын

    Good analogy and love the clean humor. Love this..

  • @stingcoldplay1
    @stingcoldplay113 жыл бұрын

    Honestly some people don't like this guy??? Wow a deaf, dumb or blind person would love his comic appeal. The man is brilliant!!!! Now put you thumbs UP, WAY UUUUUUPP!!!!

  • @Attixist
    @Attixist10 жыл бұрын

    I fucking lost it at "gambling chocolate"

  • @DCfreerunner
    @DCfreerunner4 жыл бұрын

    "Well what does that have to do with Jesus?" "DONT WORRY WE'LL HIDE EM" 😂🤣😂

  • @Greencoast215
    @Greencoast21510 жыл бұрын

    Kitty wants some candy

  • @gustavvader2207
    @gustavvader22074 жыл бұрын

    Simply the best ever.

  • @windwoman3549
    @windwoman35496 жыл бұрын

    Love him more & more as the years go by!

  • @casthedemon
    @casthedemon4 жыл бұрын

    This is in my recommended feed 10 years after it's out...

  • @ThousanWhite
    @ThousanWhite15 жыл бұрын

    legend in the making

  • @JSurm
    @JSurm11 жыл бұрын

    hahah how does this man keep a straight face while doing these jokes, pure genius!

  • @doitover
    @doitover7 жыл бұрын

    greatness

  • @RadiatedPigeon
    @RadiatedPigeon13 жыл бұрын

    I can't go to sleep.... I keep watching one after the other.

  • @LavenderApogee
    @LavenderApogee6 жыл бұрын

    One of Jim's best standups!

  • @EnderManBoBo
    @EnderManBoBo12 жыл бұрын

    Watching this on Easter-Love it

  • @TUComedy
    @TUComedy15 жыл бұрын

    Jim, you are awesome!!!

  • @Zami80
    @Zami8011 жыл бұрын

    My favorite clip.

  • @oldladybird8528
    @oldladybird85284 жыл бұрын

    He is so funny an his family is so nice an normal.

  • @wolftamer9
    @wolftamer915 жыл бұрын

    gotta love the traditions.

  • @fhpetrino3612
    @fhpetrino36128 жыл бұрын

    Funny!!

  • @theycallmeabs50
    @theycallmeabs5010 жыл бұрын

    I'm laughing so hard right now!

  • @dazoooooooool
    @dazoooooooool13 жыл бұрын

    Ah, I got the one filled with TOOTHPASTE! Jim Gaffigan is so AWESOME!

  • @DanJenification
    @DanJenification13 жыл бұрын

    Jim Gaffigan is hilarious! He crept up on me when I was listening to Pandora's and Slacker Radio's comedy station. When he does the voice of the one lady in the crowd who doesnt get him is too funny.

  • @yamibacon32
    @yamibacon3213 жыл бұрын

    Earlier in Beyond the Pale, he talks about ordering delivery and bringing it in his home and feeding him in the tub. Haha he says "I'll be in the bathtub. And the key is under the mat, chip chop chip!" And then he says in his 'Audience' voice, "Chip chop chip? I don't even know what chip chop chip's supposed to mean." Hahaha gotta love him!

  • @Valoop
    @Valoop4 жыл бұрын

    Love his humor!

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