Him and his wife write all their jokes. Jim is hilarious and his facial expressions are great.

I often listen to Jim while getting ready or driving to work in the morning to make me feel happy and set the tone for my day. Thanks Jim!

@Arieslove176

Күн бұрын

I watch him now before bed so I’m happy before sleep 😂

"Why are you here?????...You're done!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

PSA...watching Jim's stand-up is a great workout for the abs...and your facial muscles. 😂😂😂 The more you know...🌈🌟

I love how Jim's old-timey gangster voice has a Chicago and not a New York accent.

My stomach hurts from laughing. What a treasure you are Jim!

Jim, you are so funny, I laugh so hard the dog runs out of the room. I think he's concerned I'm having a seizure or something. Rock on!

@eileens8589

3 жыл бұрын

That’s funny!!!

"I'm at the gym so I won't eat for an hour". Same here, Jim. Then I got hungry and left to go eat.

@thekeegster6278

4 жыл бұрын

My local gym is right near a Wendy’s and I remember one time I was done working out, I was like “I’m craving a Baconator...”

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

Every time I work out I ended up eating double portions of what I usually eat. So I think it's better to limit myself a little...at working out...

My workout involves me taking a shower, cooking meals, walking to mailbox, walking around mall shopping, folding and putting away laundry, taking dog for walks, and cleaning house.

@rocky5152

3 жыл бұрын

You still have a mall?

@factsoverfiction7826

3 жыл бұрын

Aaand ... Repeat!

Its middle of the night and I am laughing out loud, people are asleep. Jeeze Louise...my tummy hurts.😂🇹🇿

Too funny. I actually love to work out at the gym, but getting there is another story. "It's too cold, it's too rainy, it's too nice out...." and Never get there lol

@Shelleybean3315

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Jim, this got me through lunch, laughing out loud, working sixty hour weeks through this Covid-19 pandemic. This is just what I needed. Thank you, Jim Gaffigan.

@joansnow4013

4 жыл бұрын

Just want to say thank you, for what your doing. Stay safe, hope you stay well. God speed!

👍Awesome bit!👍 Reminded me of my old “Health Club” in Green Bay, WI where they have a full bar in it! 🍸🍺🍷 I’d go for a “quick workout” 🏋️‍♀️ which consisted of a cocktail & heading over to the jacuzzi for about 30 minutes! 🤣😂

Jim no one can make me laugh as much as you do. Thank you.

The most impressive thing about Jim is his consistency, all comedians have that at least one special they were just off for whatever reason, Jim seems to always be in the zone he makes me laugh and hungry with his comedy. Hot pocket

Jim Gaffigan and his crew is how Lulu and I are getting through this. This man and his family puts us in the best mood. Huge thank you!

@Mary_O

4 жыл бұрын

Awww! Lulu is so coooot!

My fitness goal is to weigh what I told the DMV I weigh

@genericusername1365

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if the DMV actually required that a driver stand on a scale to document his/her weight.

@GeminieCricket

4 жыл бұрын

SNAP L O L !

@Makado14

4 жыл бұрын

Me too...

@wandalee5010

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!

@Robert08010

4 жыл бұрын

He wait a minute, that's legal obfuscation.

Everything you said is absolutely true....but the way you say it is soooo funny!

Jim - you're hilarious!

The Sharon Stone machine. That is comedy gold!

I never get tired of your jokes Jim,you are my favorite comedian😁

@trailblazer77

4 жыл бұрын

Hoot pockeet

@dalegribble5661

4 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@Gimber71

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

That creepy guy stretching nearby stuff. I died. 😂

Bit about jogging in place behind someone on treadmill is so great...

@Makado14

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was hilarious too

@vroxxzz

4 жыл бұрын

I loved that he added the lyrics from irreplaceable at the end 😂

I used to always watch the food network when i was able to go to the gym overnight. I dont eat that food so it didnt distract me, but love the passion and energy the cooks etc have

He is so funny. I just can’t even take it. I can’t go a day without laughing out loud.😅

Definitely a hilarious individual and absolutely needing more recognition

You see that person and say "you're wasting your tiiiime" then you realise ... THEY HAVE FULL LENGTH MIRRORS!

I just started watching Jim today. I couldn't stop laughing. I've never laughed so hard...

Thanks for the laughs Jim, I needed that

Jim's my new workout buddy. Always listen when using circuit equipment and treadmill. 😆😆

He's the best ever.

I use my extra weight for balance, it keeps me centered, I heard it in a video, it's healthy!

Excuse me while I go to let my muscles breathe a little... Haaaaa!!!

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest part for me on this bit, LOL. I can honestly relate, hahaha...

The dislikes are the "Health Club" employees.

Lol yep, they always wear tighter shirts than their actual body size to look big

This is one of my all time faves

jim gaffigan is the best comedian I have ever heard

Ironically he is in better shape and he had lost some weight. He kinda looks younger

@Mary_O

4 жыл бұрын

This show is from 2012. He only had 4 kids at this time.

@BSKX17

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mary_O lol i had the impression having the fifth kid put him out of shape. then i remembered he's not the one who gets pregnant.

@joedufour8188

4 жыл бұрын

Look up his first tv gig and you will see where he began.

@mariannesouza8326

4 жыл бұрын

Silent Sahara 😂👍🏼

@Mary_O

4 жыл бұрын

@@BSKX17 - I think you are correct. There is a big difference in appearance between "Mr. Universe" (mentions having 4 kids) and "Obsessed" (mentions having 5 kids).

Omg 😂😂😂 I’m almost shock drinking my Café ☕️ con Leche 😂😂😂

ohhhhh Jim Gaffigan oh youuuuu ☺️

In tears LMAO LOL...Hilarious -classic

LMAO...I love ALL his skits

@richardingame

4 жыл бұрын

He is a legend

*I COULD SET AND LISTEN TO JIM JUST TELL HIS GREAT STORIES ALL DAY LONG WHILE I SLOWLY LAUGH MYSELF TO DEATH*

Jim and his wife are beauties!!!! absolutely hilarious, never hateful..

This guy is a scream! Love him so much, one of my favorite comedians. That being said, as someone who also hates working out, and as much as I love the "pyramid scheme" bit about personal trainers, I will say personally I actually feel more motivated and focused working out when I have a personal trainer, or at least someone with me who has a plan because I sure as hell don't. And I think that's the key to workouts: You got to find what works best for you.

Way too funny his delivery is good

Can’t wait to see his show tomorrow in Cleveland!😄

Brilliant. The gym bit...oh it's all so good!

Jim is good for a laugh. 😁

I would love to hear Jim Read an audible book and listened to him do the different voices, I think they'd all be a ganster from either New York or Brooklyn😂

@michellemacioszek6062

3 жыл бұрын

YES! He should narrate audiobooks!!!!. I would read/listen to him whether I liked the book or not😄

Every time my personal trainer sent me to the "gynecological" machine, I'd call it the Sharon Stone machine, because of Jim. She didn't get it; she's 22. So I shared a portion of this video with her today. I've mentioned it enough times that she knew right away and thought it was hilarious. 😆

@kathykelley7273

4 жыл бұрын

Mary O lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THATS WAS HILARIOSO

Ur my favorite comedian.❤

One of the best stand ups of all time! In my top 5

On my comedy binge. Thank you for your performances, Jim. Talking about the gym stereotypes is always funny because it's all true. The only one I've never heard anyone take a crack at are the slim young women in tight Spandex who come in for

"...my birthday suit needs more suit".

I watching this while on a treadmill!!

Jim is so funny 😂 so true on everything

Oh come on! You cut out the other part of your last joke. It's "then you realize it's a reflection of you. ". It's my favourite part gets me every time

@kikol5180

4 жыл бұрын

wow thanks for the info

Oh this is just awesome and some irony of it.

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

Second. Jim thank you for your work!

gaffigans got some good thumbnails for his videos, right on!

Jim is fire

Nailed it!!!

He's the best!!! The Gold Standard!!

I love jimmy g.........

oww man.. you're the god of comedy...

Can’t wait till you make it back to our town

Had tickets for the 4/11 show. Looking forward to the July reschedule!

@ericbernstein7281

4 жыл бұрын

Susan Chambers me too!

@tomlorenzen4062

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericbernstein7281 never happen

@Shelleybean3315

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly, it'll likely be a lot longer than July before its safe to do shows live like this.

I just saved all the animals! Yay me!

@Makado14

4 жыл бұрын

I did too!

I had been trying to remember why I act the way I act and say the things I say... I think I'm imitating Jim Gaffigan.

Hahahaha. Thanks Jim

for a small fee😂🤣

Love you Jim.

“this birthday suit needs more suit”

I had a friend from work who would go to the gym and stand in the knee-up machine and talk to people about joining his record club (he gets a discount). In the year he went he never lifted a weight.

Who else remember Jim from that 70's Show? Damn Jim killed that character man ♥️

@deservinglistener245

2 жыл бұрын

me! That was the first time I watched him and I loved his character.

@stagcoen1572

2 жыл бұрын

Roy!!! Such an underrated character!

My fn god this was brilliant 😂😂☠️☠️

Too funny!

My brother had a stair master... Boy was that thing loud

Comity has gotten funnier good job thanks ya all

A bike that goes nowhere 🤣🤣

Love it! When are you coming to New Zealand?? We love you here...& covid free.

I’ve always wondered if you are given a specific number of breathes in a lifetime, and what if I waste them on a treadmill, when I could be walking on a secluded beach or laughing???

@thestruggleisreal9626

3 жыл бұрын

Not sure but I've heard mammalian species on average get about 1 billion good heart beats a lifetime, and modern medicine has doubled that for us. So 2 billion beats.

@SKyrim190

3 жыл бұрын

@@thestruggleisreal9626 yeah, but fit people have a really slow baseline for heartbeats, so they may "spend" some in the gym, but they make it up in their daily life

Hilarious.

Haaaaaaaaaa ur the shit ! Cheers from Boston 🥃💯

Oh wow good thing I subscribed...

This guy is a discovery... He is a funny talk generating machine... Just give him a mic and watch him go.

The Sharon Stone machine! 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

love doing the stair master and the bike. It gave me energy to go up and down stairs for my husband who was lazy and did not want to up and down the stairs: I OVED it and I am glad I did not only because I love doing things for him and would do for others and because I am proud I did as much as I could before losing the ability to do any of it getting sick. Proud and happy to be laughing at his jokes even if I have a very different views on things. GLAD I get to see his videos and laugh even if by now I know them all by heart :) :) Angela Umbria Italy

...burn calories putting the outfit on... lololololol

my thoughts exactly Jim! Exercise is a bad word in my vocabulary!

I joined a health club for the sauna and whirlpool. It was worth it.

Always In the Jim

I listen to Jim when I’m crabby so I can laugh my way of it.

Den you don’t gotta walk up stairs no more........🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not once do I go to the gym and not think of this bit.

lol !!