Jim Gaffigan: “I’m Too Lazy” - Full Special
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In this classic Comedy Central Presents special, Jim Gaffigan talks about being from Indiana, his own laziness, manatees and more.
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Original airdate: July 12, 2000
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These half-hour specials showcased some of the best up-and-coming comedians of the moment. The show was a pivotal stepping stone for many of today’s stand-up stars, including Dave Chappelle, Patton Oswalt, Amy Schumer, Jim Gaffigan, Kevin Hart, Zach Galifianakis, Dane Cook, Bill Burr, Wanda Sykes and Maria Bamford.
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I was supposed to clean my garage out this morning buuuuuut, here I am watching Gaffigan talking about laziness, lol.
@tammeyj1958
Жыл бұрын
I'm watching him while laying in bed.
@michellec6119
8 ай бұрын
I listen while I’m doing the dishes.
@runoz2839
4 ай бұрын
laziness well spent 🙌🙌🙌🙌
@ImNotaRussianBot
2 ай бұрын
You can do both. But on headphones.
God bless this guy...having a little anxiety today and I'm forgetting about it. I guess laughter IS the best medicine!
@juketv9452
3 ай бұрын
Same here , bless you 💜
@JimReynolds-dd4fn
3 ай бұрын
Jim Gaffigan is in a very rare club within the comedy community: He makes people laugh, and he does it without ever relying on vulgarity, or gross images in his act. Jim's talent is observational comedy at its best. Shine on, Jimmy! 🤩
Legend of clean comedy.
@ModeMan101
11 ай бұрын
He wasn't 100% clean back then, I remember his non-TV standup shows in the early 2000s used to have a handful of F-bombs in them, but I think he realized the material was just as good without them.
@gmar7836
10 ай бұрын
Well there’s Seinfeld
@life_withl
7 ай бұрын
Agreed…. Clean standup (agreed also w/ Seinfeld) but Jim just cracks me up… both great.
He looks so healthy, "said in the Gaffigan whisper "
@pocahon8460
Жыл бұрын
U got it!
He killed it here. He's still killing it. One of the best ever.
22 years later and this is still funny.
My favorite joke of his is still the one about being at church praying but really thinking about "... did I go to Wendy's twice yesterday?"
@TVSTGProductions
11 ай бұрын
Peace be with you, and an extra piece for you
@cbabick
11 күн бұрын
Same here!
I love how casually he kills.
This young Gaffigan kid shows a lot of promise.
Many years ago, I was lucky enough to work with Jim Gaffigan at the Manchester Comedy Festival at the Buzz Club. What a masterclass. I still smile at his mayonnaise material twenty odd years later.
@stigtuneback1966
Жыл бұрын
seem like a down to earth guy , decent .
@robertheck1255
Жыл бұрын
9
@mytwocents7303
10 ай бұрын
Are his eyes brown?
@drinkinslim
7 ай бұрын
I'm not sure, but they *are* round.@@mytwocents7303
Hot Pockets!
"Anybody here The Pope?" That had me dying. Such perfect delivery.
@johnmills247
4 ай бұрын
There he is! The leader of all the Catholics!
I predict Jim gets married and has five kids
@jennifercamille16
Жыл бұрын
😉
@pattyandersen5516
10 ай бұрын
Good call.
@starrynight2218
10 ай бұрын
Psychic!
@charlenemack7040
10 ай бұрын
@@starrynight2218🔮 😆
@stoke777
10 ай бұрын
He also seems to have more hair now than he had then.
Watching his career trajectory in reverse is amazing, because his genius was right there at the very start. Everyone is all about Chapelle, Burr and CK, which they should be, but this guy has put his time in and produces
22 years later and he still looks...translucent
@MelancholicFools
Жыл бұрын
That’s the worst word to use
@barbkurka325
Жыл бұрын
LOL
@belelokai3328
Жыл бұрын
He looks older the younger he is.
@belelokai3328
Жыл бұрын
At age 5 he had an 80 year old face.
@belelokai3328
Жыл бұрын
At age 80 he will look 5 years old.
His comedy holds up even years later!😆
This was my first Gaffigan experience, so happy to run across it again!
That mayonnaise bit had me dying at work
When he whispers is what gets me... Lol 😆😂😆😂😆😂
@phyllisnunn2061
4 ай бұрын
Yes!!
@runoz2839
4 ай бұрын
Ty!!! 🙌👋🤗🙏
@DouglasNicholson-ff6ep
3 ай бұрын
His alter ego!
@runoz2839
3 ай бұрын
@@DouglasNicholson-ff6ep LOVE IT 🤣... Jim is just hilarious....
There's something about him to make you want to give a big old hug
I remember staying up way past my bedtime to watch Comedy Central Presents and this one was a favorite ❤
@yasseford
Жыл бұрын
I forgot all about these but that corny jazz and those graphics brought me back to my childhood.
@joecardigan
Жыл бұрын
I remember using the "Lifetime Television for Women" joke and cracking up all my 5th grade classmates lol
@oscarzarraga8107
Жыл бұрын
Do you know what year was this from?
@larrygrebler5054
Жыл бұрын
@@oscarzarraga8107 The credits say 2000.
@brittany9233
Жыл бұрын
Sneaking into the family room after everyone went to bed just to binge standup comedy, and I remember this one so fondly.
One of my favorites, he makes comedy fun, not just funny.
@nicolevahai5982
Жыл бұрын
Good way of describing him... his lighthearted, riiculous, and silly.
@Samuel-ku1qb
Жыл бұрын
I think he’s become my favourite purely cause even though I won’t always laugh out loud all the time I enjoy listening to his stories to the point where I know like 3 of his specials by heart😂
@jarrodbear3032
10 ай бұрын
@@Samuel-ku1qbq L
Jim Gaffigan use to look like Ed Begley Jr. Now he looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman.
He's so uniquely funny! 😂
I used my vacation time to get a neccerary operation. When the hospitality cart came around, I bought a post card with the picture of the hospital. I wrote, "Having a great time. Wish you were here. The veil is great, but the food is lousy." and sent it to where I worked. It was on the bulletin board when I returned.
2 decades have passed😳...good times man🥲
When my doctor tells me to lose weight, I just tell him I have a layer of blubber to keep me warm in the ocean.
Brilliant, clean humor all the way through. Jim Gaffigan is a treasure!
Been a fan ever since I saw this special 20 years ago. That’ll grab you by the horn.
@michellec6119
8 ай бұрын
What horn? Lol
Gaffigan before the kids -- priceless! 😂
He's too funny 🤣! Everyone can relate to his comedy.
@Zipperneck.
Жыл бұрын
I didn’t laugh once.
@DonTheMoron716
Жыл бұрын
@@Zipperneck. Okay. Sorry? Ha ha! Not sorry.
@mellowwbeats7918
Жыл бұрын
@@Zipperneck. brother nobody asked you to admit you don’t have a sense of humor 🤣
@kathleenboyd3001
Жыл бұрын
@@mellowwbeats7918 lol
@Bone89
Жыл бұрын
@@mellowwbeats7918 that’s ur brother? Don’t take this wrong, but did ur mother enjoy hallucinogens? Zipper neck and Mellow Beats. Both great names but very unique. She had to be trippin balls to come up with Zipperneck.
No comedian on the planet could get a laugh from the line "This city has big buildings I like food bye" like this man.
He grew some hair! 🤪 One of the best intelligent comedians ever! & Clean
"Smoke pot and become a lawyer 😂
@chorradynoth5902
7 ай бұрын
185, i love it smoke pot become a lawyers,Lol🤞✌✌
The world before 911 and cell phones. The best times gone forever.
@davetod9169
7 ай бұрын
That's what they use to say when they replaced the horse and buggy with cars and airplanes.u loser.
He the 🐐 of comedy. Always funny. Has the talent to make anything hilarious, god love him. Doesn't have to swear so all the family can go see him. Thank you Jim 💕
This was filmed before the hot pocket was even invented.
Man this was a long time ago. 2000? That wasn't that long ago. Oh crap. 2000 was a long time ago.
@taramiller3236
Жыл бұрын
Back when everyone was afraid of computers crashing everywhere 🤓
This has inspired me to earn more money and buy more hair. Thanks Jim!
He’s the best comedian ever, I can honestly never get enough!!!
@jdsartre9520
Жыл бұрын
can you get enough dishonestly?
@theohuioiesin6519
Жыл бұрын
Really? 😂
@ponohawelu4608
Жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one that feels that way!
@chuckgriffith4539
Жыл бұрын
Hot Pockets! Yeah Jim's got a great outlook and delivery that to me rivals the greats like Seinfeld..Carlin..Chappell. ..Murphy..Pryor..Burns..Burle..Marx..Willians..etc..
@weedermann
Жыл бұрын
He's skilled...but HARDLY the "best comedian ever".
I'm addicted to mayonnaise 🥺
Wow, Lol! I can't believe how funny he was and still is.... I burst out laughing a number of times which seems rare to my in my older years. Jim is just a delight, and I hope we have him around for years to come. 😀👍🐰☮
"It just so happen you live in the ocean cuz you aint got no job."😂😂😂 This was the first time i ever saw Jim Gaffigan. Been a fan ever since.
My favorite joke ever from him is the one about the manatee!! Such a classic!!😂😂😂😂😂❤
I swear I met him when he was still a commercial writer in Chicago back in the early 2000's. Even though he did this special he wasn't famous yet.
Great comedy delivered with such poise and tact that he makes it seems effortless. Cannot believe this was 23 years ago too! My how time flies.....non-linearly :O)
@jeffreyrothenberg346
Жыл бұрын
23 yrs ago.......sounds like today.....great
U know ur good when people are clapping after EVERY joke, geez lol
"something smells like smoke in here!" LOL i hate that person. 😎💨
This guy has me rolling lol 🤣
1:56 It’s weird to hear single Jim Gaffigan. So much of his act since this special is about his wife and kids.
@Take-the-Ticket
Жыл бұрын
Agreed Mr. Commenter. Do you think it was love at first sight? I like to think it was.
@reggiethecommenter9137
Жыл бұрын
@@Take-the-TicketFor him, definitely. For her……
I love to see a man who doesn’t drink! I’m a woman who doesn’t drink and I can totally relate to ppl’s reactions when you say “I don’t drink”. They look at you like you’re a weirdo 😂
@Jacam781
Ай бұрын
I know what you mean - I actually love to see someone who doesn't use mayo
oh man that soundtrack is so nostalgic! haven’t heard it in years!
Oh shoot full special KZread ???? Jim back ? I'm here for it
It's impressive he's so funny without being crude or using profanity.....
@NoloPrime
Жыл бұрын
What's crazy is that not 1 female comedian is funny without being crude.
@CoreniaBug
Жыл бұрын
He's pretty amazing, and funny 😂
@callielee733
Жыл бұрын
@@NoloPrime lol
@DrewHop325
Жыл бұрын
You might be a red neck if.
Jim Gaffigan is 92% sexier after his marriage to Jeannie.💚💚💚
This special was a formative experience for me. So glad it's on here.
Jim also became a good funny actor on shows and movies. 😁😁😁😁
No comedian can beat his rate of laughs per minute
@TVSTGProductions
11 ай бұрын
Dangerfield
@coltonknowles1314
9 ай бұрын
Mitch Hedberg is up there for sure
Need my Jim laugh tonite 😊
Such a great set! Thanks Jim. We all listen to you over and over and over because you are so funny.❤
@QuantumMind88
9 ай бұрын
Very true
Great memories! He's still killing it to this day too.
it's weird to see him this thin! But this is such a classic special - '6 kids, catholic' gets me everytime lol
Thanks for all the laughs ❤😂
So funny about the bottled water and Mexican food!
This guy is the greatest 😂
I remember seeing this when I was 12. Never had cable and was at a hotel. Never forgot the “heat” joke. Forgettable joke, but I ended up being a huge fan decades later. I’d typically forget that joke and ever seeing it, but I think my destiny was to love Jim Gaffigan haha.
@johnnations5932
3 ай бұрын
It's cool, that the "heat joke" turned you into.. a fan! 🤓🤣
I did find it startling when I returned to the Continental U.S. from Guam and I saw all the bottled water on the beverage aisle in the supermarket. All these decades later the trend still continues.
He’s so dang funny. That delivery…😅
Jim’s the man!
Wow, Jim is so skinny in the thumbnail that I didn't recognize him!
Still one of my fav comedy specials
@ericfuller6922
Жыл бұрын
26
"You live in the ocean cuzyou aint got no job!"
Man looks like he grew up at an elderly home, and today he looks like he visits his grandma every other month.
Funny how the hair on the top middle came back after all these years. 😂
@lai6551
6 ай бұрын
It’s the beard comb over
He really nails it!
"Are you addicted to mayonnaise"?
Jim Gaffigan is one of the only comedians that doesn’t rely on bad words and also while he cartoonishly exaggerates (no matter how dumb he may sound) can be profound and make the audience resonate lmao he’s a deadpan genius
Maybe he’ll do another 20 minutes on horses…😝😂
Wow! A classic!
Hey- We can still enjoy humor without offending everyone - bring some more of this back!
@richneu2327
8 ай бұрын
I know what you mean
@joewhitfield5561
7 ай бұрын
You mean not getting offended at everything
"if we give the alien a cold" best line
One of the few shows where I am laughing embarrassedly out loud, most of the way through it.
I can listen to him any time, just great So talented and funny
Best comic ever!! 😂
Legendary
The most talented comedian still alive!
@hockey321smash
Жыл бұрын
Nope Jim Breuer is the best family oriented comedian; by a long shot!!!
The Comedy Central Presents of this era were pure gold. Please do Adam Ferrara next!
This was so FUNNY ,This made me a fan. Only a small percentage bought water and it exploded. And everyone drank bottled water. Celebrities, Musicians. And the PHONES WERE NEW.🗾🗾🗾🗾🗾🗾🗾 Japan 😀😀😀😀.I used to Love these ....'97 '98, '99 '2000
Does it mention when this was taped? must be a long time ago, he's married with several kids, and I believe has a beard now LOL
In Japanese, dolphin 🐬 is written as sea pig and an alternative way of saying (not writing) canned tuna is sea chicken.
I think this guy could be famous one day
Oh how fun. First time seeing your early routines. Great!!! Love ya!!!
This dude funny as hell. I need more
22 years later he still looks like he spends most of his savings on Sun Screen.
Between Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan, that's just about all I need.
Lol OK I'm watching this because I can't find my TV remote. But I *CAN* cast KZread from my phone. Before that, hubby was watching the same channel for hours because he couldn't find the remote.
"Some people SHOULD be fat." -Jim Gaffigan
I think why I gravitate to Jim is purely because he has a baseline for his comedy which is “fat” but he’s so varied in the rest of his acts that I never feel like I’m listening to the same thing twice and that alone is incredibly skilled to curate!
Best comedian ever
I remember seeing this with my mom years ago on a Friday night and I've been a huge fan ever since.