"I'm Taking My Fat Ass Home"- Lynne Koplitz - Full Special
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Lynne Koplitz recounts her experiences with LA diet culture, having a boyfriend of five years and trying to recall what Jesus would do in Manhattan.
Original airdate: April 29, 2005
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So beautiful. Like a cross between Cindy Crawford and Lori Loughlin.
@IVC55555
23 күн бұрын
I thought she looked like Eva Mendez!
@aliengranpa
22 күн бұрын
Half the people in the comments are too young to know who either of those people are.
@slockhrt
22 күн бұрын
I thought this was Cindy Crawford. (Current)
@alexeilindes7507
22 күн бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/i22HxpKbaLy2mZM.htmlsi=i29G9ZvIWJz-cL90 Lmfao Its a complete manufacturing
@mandymasters6610
22 күн бұрын
Agreed!
so I think this is almost 20 years old now? Just so the people here who never heard of her know, she's about 55 now. Her last special I think was called "Hormonal Beast" in 2017, it's pretty good.
@Rj-dq1qe
15 күн бұрын
The 2017 special was the first I had seen of her. It was very good.
@alanvallazza9781
14 күн бұрын
It was after she was part of a talk show that failed. It only lasted one season. It was supposed to be a younger version of The View but topics were more like what you would get on The Talk. Unfortunately did not work out but it also had Jules Asner and Kimora Lee Simmons.
@camilledibenedetto7538
14 күн бұрын
Ty never heard of her.
@WattWireNet
13 күн бұрын
I wonder if that boyfriend is still alive? lol
@frankbrodie5168
10 күн бұрын
She's aged incredibly well also. An absolutely delightful woman. Then and now.
Wow, I didn't know Cindy Crawford did standup comedy 😜🤪😁
@yungspenc313nation3
23 күн бұрын
I thought she was uncle Jesse wife from full house 😆 🤣 😂 same women 🤔 😆
@yungspenc313nation3
23 күн бұрын
Lori Laughlin Cindy Crawford smh same chick's. She was funny though I watched the full show 😂
@yungspenc313nation3
23 күн бұрын
You know what's crazy the all 3 look alike and they're damn near same age. Lynne 54 Cindy 58 Lori 59. 😂😂😂 jeez Louise random facts for today
@allison.guy6673
8 күн бұрын
Same, lol…
If Cindy Crawford and Eva Mendez had a baby
I just watched this the first time now. The second she spoke I thought this chick's bipolar.... and I love it! lol
@jennevermore6937
8 күн бұрын
Wow you’re an a$$
So many teenage memories unlocked rewatching this all these years later. Still a great special!
I’ve only seen Hormonal Beast and I LOVED IT.
Walking down the street sucking a lollipop 🍭 bit was hilarious 😂
Lmao my brother and i first watched this Presents when it came out in 2005, and we have been quoting it back and forth to each other for the almost 20 years since. Really happy to see it here!
"...and phone rang." LOL
I loved Comedy Central Presents back then... downloaded the series. NEVER saw her before... which is a shame, I liked her a lot.
I love Lynn. She’s the best.
I thought this beautiful woman was a young Cindy Crawford at first.
@CanItAlready
14 күн бұрын
I remember her once saying she's like a poor man's Cindy Crawford. 😄
@1uciddreams
6 күн бұрын
Or Cindy Crawford and Jami Gertz :)) ♡
@elliejeen
3 күн бұрын
Me too!
Excellent comedian. Truly talented. Hope to see her more often. 😂
Lynn is very intelligent! Which makes her such a great comedian! Yhe good comedians are intelligent.
Im from uk never seen her before, soooo funny 😁 so great every time find an actually good female comic , happy randomly recommended 😄
Always liked this special
I love Lynne, I remember the first time I saw her talking about walkingdown the street in NYC by a construction site sucking on a tootsie pop.
“I go down on the nana and wink at the man” 😂😂😂
@michellewitt2071
15 күн бұрын
I CACKLED 🤣
Her voice reminds me of that show the nanny
@ThatJew
9 күн бұрын
Liar!
@rtflone
8 күн бұрын
Only 7 yrs in NY and she lost her southern accent? Sounds like she grew up there
@TruckTaxiMoveIt
8 күн бұрын
@@rtfloneall depends on how much you want to fit in
She has a more recent special (I say that but I think its about 5 yrs old or so) on Netflix. Its funny as hell too. And she's a little older so its cool hearing her take on things from the age she is here to the 1 on Netflix. At least I think so
@JacyndaMinor
22 күн бұрын
It’s called “hormonal beast” and her comedy cellar sets on KZread are really good, esp her bit where she gives out her address and talks about what she would do to a home intruder
@NateandMary
2 күн бұрын
Thanks for letting us know
Cross between Cindy Crawford and Nan Drescher.
I used to have this special on my iPod Video like almost 20 years ago, ive been looking for her ever since!!! Couldnt remember her name! Used to watch this all the time. Thank you algorithm for bringing it back into my life! It used to be free on iTunes
Art Linkletter's "Kids Say the Darndest Things": a little boy said the difference between boys and girls was that girls were tucked in better.
Flawless delivery ❤
She is funny and beautiful! I remember this like if it was yesterday!
Lynne’s a natural.
She’s genuinely funny, and gorgeous.
I could watch her do stand up for a long time. Her humor is also great.
Oh my gosh the go peeny about doing dishes part had me cracking up. That was just what I needed. Hahah
I swear to God, that happened once to me...doggy style. He asked if it was good and I finally replied back - you talking to me, I was reading.
@JekyllHyde22705
10 күн бұрын
😆😂🤣🤣
I actually have been locked out many times in the summertime and drank out of the hose🎉
she's a natural. good for her.
Never heard of her before shame on me awesome talent
She’s hilarious I’ve never heard of her, will be looking her up for more
She a little crazy the way she be looking up when she's telling jokes, but she's funny and talented and got no filter, which is always appreciated.
@seeharvester
11 күн бұрын
"she be looking"?
@fmlAllthetime
11 күн бұрын
Look this comment trying to correct the grammar of OP ^^^
@seeharvester
11 күн бұрын
@@fmlAllthetime ^^^^^^^^^ Look at this commenter too afraid to correct grammar for fear of being labeled a bigot by her peers and thereby perpetuating the ignorance of todays youth. ^^^^^^^
@t3hpenguinofd00m
10 күн бұрын
@@seeharvesterthis actually isn't incorrect grammar. @vicstf8432 just gave us a really good illustration of "habitual be," a tense that exists in AAVE but not in standard English. The "habitual be" is used to describe extended actions rather than singular actions. It tells us that event in question happened more than once. It's funny that AAVE is often viewed as "less correct," in some way. As any linguist will tell you, AAVE contains grammatical aspects that don't exist in standard English, meaning that AAVE actually communicates information _more_ efficiently than other dialects. And communicating information is kind of the whole point of language. So the thing that language exists to do, AAVE does _better_ than standard English.
@seeharvester
9 күн бұрын
@@t3hpenguinofd00m kzread.info/dash/bejne/dJuBpphvj9yopZM.html
she's got great timing and original.
I wasn't expecting that voice. It's weird cos che looks just like a young Cindy Crawford
I have been looking for this one for so long!❤
Very funny. Loved this.
19:55 who'd break up w/ her..I mean...😂!
Absolutely hilarious!
Great show. Now I have to look for more.
Absolutely adorable and funny to!
Enchanting....and hilarious...
How can a woman that beautiful sound like Fran Drescher mix with Lois from family guy😂😂
@LucyPerez-me5gy
8 күн бұрын
Probably because looks don't dictate how you sound... But who knows
So good.
THAT was friggin hilarious!!! Great job 🤘
So hip kinda punk. Love it! Using something that is already bound is so good! I’d like to take some thing like this to work to make personal notes. Thanks Nat! ❤
Mama just got the new vibrating Oral-B toothbrush and a brand new pack of batteries get yo ass outside
A hilariously funny woman! Well done!
HILARIOUS!
Naturally funny
Can you get a bagel for a dollar in Manhattan? 🤔
@martinyang3991
23 күн бұрын
It was 2005
@RagingGeekazoid
23 күн бұрын
@@martinyang3991 Thank you. So more like $2 now. 😊
She’s funny as hell!
Cindy Crawford is hillariousss!!! 😁
Very funny😂😂
She’s really good.
Loved it
She is so funny 😂😂😂❤❤
It was this one!
Nice set ... and her comedy was pretty good too!
1st female comedian I've seen that was actually funny in a long time. Most of them, I can't even get thru an entire vid. The New York accent creeping in on her southern accent was a hoot.
The Kitten is called ? Making Biscuits ! Cat owner !!!🐈
She's a KILLER! AWESOME!!
Lovely southern belle
GREAT
3:51 The title skit.
She is funny" And she is so darn cute, I could definitely overlook the Extreme nazel thing for at least 3 months.
Wasn’t expecting this😅
Falafel pie, my fave, from the 314
"...the phone rang."
3:00 size 14.. maybe her comboned w/ her twin sisters ❤😂
She totally reminds me of Cindy Crawford. ❤
she so FUNNY!!! 😂
She’s really a natural
Wow she is born in 1969...from when is this show?
4 grapes is crazy
So that’s what a 14 looks like huh? Looks damn good to me, and makes me laugh… that’s a win
At 1st I thought it was Anne Margret.
Yes. Teach him something.
Wow, i haven’t seen this one in literally 20 years!
Had to clivk on this to make sure it wasn't CC. 90's CC is pretty high up there, ngl
In or out - man I can really relate.
That had "meat on the bone" funny. I loved that and don't know how it's that old. Or how have i not seen it....?? Till now. It 20 yrs. Ago approx.
Gorgeous and funny ❤
Wow, this is from almost 20 years ago, it holds up well. Wonder what she's up to now?
@JacyndaMinor
22 күн бұрын
She’s got a Netflix special and she’s still hilarious at comedy. She’s got some comedy cellar sets on here that are really funny, if you search her name
She's like a funny "Cindy Crawford"
very funny
I can’t get over how much she looks like Cindy Crawford.🌸
I remember this special when it came out. I thought it was excellent and i made it a point to follow Lynne's career. Besides a few follow-up appearances, I haven't heard much from her. I'm not sure what happened.
@michellewitt2071
15 күн бұрын
It’s honestly crazy she wasn’t huge! She’s very funny and has the looks of a movie star.
So funking funny
Hilarious!
I thought she was Cindy Crawford.. I was so confused! She’s funny!!!
Pretty funny
👇🏿 nailed it with that comment! First thing I thought is she looks absolutely amazing.
Finally 😂
"SUCK YOUR LOLLY!" Husband n i saw this when it 1st aired 20-somethin years ago n we still use that quote in our daily vernacular.
Hilarious and beautiful
Funny lady 😂😂😂