Getting a Camera Shoved Up Your Butt - Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan reveals his wife’s superpower and details his experience getting a colonoscopy.
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  • @blaze18206
    @blaze182064 жыл бұрын

    I love how he becomes his own heckler, genius!

  • @rubytuesday247

    @rubytuesday247

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @dataodokpa5431

    @dataodokpa5431

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @kimberlysizemoremanor8712

    @kimberlysizemoremanor8712

    4 жыл бұрын

    Word.

  • @BillyBobBeauBenson

    @BillyBobBeauBenson

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's the ultimate defense.

  • @bothkidsx18

    @bothkidsx18

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'll try that in life I'll hopefully be happier 👍👍👍

  • @tonyrehal218
    @tonyrehal2184 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know of any other comedian today that can tell that many jokes in that little amount of time and actually be funny consistently. Gaffigan is a legend in his own time.

  • @ThenZ6

    @ThenZ6

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tony Rehal Daniel Sloss. Much darker comedy though

  • @hfis459

    @hfis459

    4 жыл бұрын

    and unproblematic too lol

  • @DanielHBuchmann

    @DanielHBuchmann

    4 жыл бұрын

    Steven Wright bangs em out pretty quick too. Of course most of his jokes he's been doing for decades, lol.

  • @christianheichel

    @christianheichel

    4 жыл бұрын

    (clears throat) "Hot Pocket"

  • @blaman6

    @blaman6

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sam Morril, Dave Attell

  • @brokenking5044
    @brokenking50444 жыл бұрын

    I dont care what people think, Gaffigan is one of the best Comedians. He proves you dont have to be a hateful piece of crap to be funny. You dont even have to swear like a 10yo to garner some laughs

  • @spitflamez

    @spitflamez

    4 жыл бұрын

    Broken King #TRUTH

  • @AT-5000_Autodialer

    @AT-5000_Autodialer

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who the hell is saying he sucks?

  • @brokenking5044

    @brokenking5044

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AT-5000_Autodialer people who think kevin hart, jeff dunham, jim jefferies, and doug stanhope are funny because of their "edginess"

  • @AT-5000_Autodialer

    @AT-5000_Autodialer

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@brokenking5044 hahaha Kevin Hart fans? I don't know I've never seen anybody complain about Gaffigan. I like some of those edgy comics you mentioned as well as Gaffigan and Brian Reagan who is also clean.

  • @ssheeessh

    @ssheeessh

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@brokenking5044 Lmao you think Kevin Hart is edgy?? Dont trash Stanhope though, he is raunchy, but he is one of the better comedians alive today

  • @Cesarsanvicente
    @Cesarsanvicente4 жыл бұрын

    Never get tired of his stories

  • @kimberlysizemoremanor8712

    @kimberlysizemoremanor8712

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me either...Either or Neither nor.

  • @vjohnson6464
    @vjohnson64643 жыл бұрын

    This 66-year-old lady is ashamed to say she had never heard Jim before but thank God I found him because he is just so hilarious and funny and I sure need to laugh. I watch him everyday. Thank you!

  • @fazergazer
    @fazergazer4 жыл бұрын

    A comedian who never jokes at other’s expense, maybe his own...and always gets the laughs. No cheap tricks here.

  • @iamnormal8648

    @iamnormal8648

    Жыл бұрын

    It's called self-deprecating humour.

  • @SillyGoose2024

    @SillyGoose2024

    Ай бұрын

    ​@iamnormal8648 thanks genius. Pretty sure the op is aware of that

  • @Deznaj666

    @Deznaj666

    22 күн бұрын

    He constantly makes fun of other people, cultures, countries, etc. It's just not mean, that what makes it harmless.

  • @hammie1989
    @hammie19892 жыл бұрын

    “You like photography? Cause I got a job you’re gonna love!” 🤣

  • @Ghoopty
    @Ghoopty3 жыл бұрын

    “Yeah we didn’t need to do that. We could just chalk it up One For Fun” 🤣🤣

  • @pughconsulting
    @pughconsulting4 жыл бұрын

    Everything about the colonoscopy is spot on.

  • @lukewarmwater6412

    @lukewarmwater6412

    3 жыл бұрын

    the night before my colonoscopy, I believe I passed time. I pooped out things I had not eaten yet. I am almost sure of it!

  • @GraceLJW

    @GraceLJW

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lukewarmwater6412 yeah, getting all the way to the Ghost of Food Future was pretty alarming

  • @RodnyCorrea
    @RodnyCorrea4 жыл бұрын

    My favorite comedian, genius in action

  • @isaiahpinkerton3445
    @isaiahpinkerton34454 жыл бұрын

    Everyone talks about how jim never swears and thats what makes him a great comedian. I just think hes relatable and his descriptions is what makes him hilarious!

  • @auraxfire
    @auraxfire4 жыл бұрын

    So I'm at the Gastroenterologist.... Hahahaha!

  • @rn2511
    @rn25114 жыл бұрын

    The pregnancy part killed me.

  • @arrjee9474
    @arrjee94744 жыл бұрын

    It dawned on me that this guy had me crackin' up over and over and I didn't hear him use profanity even once! Pretty remarkable today. And I'm not even a prude or offended by curse words.

  • @SKa-tt9nm

    @SKa-tt9nm

    4 жыл бұрын

    Arr Jee then you gonna fucking love George Carlin

  • @jck1794

    @jck1794

    4 жыл бұрын

    brian regan is also another fantastic clean comedian

  • @sumbynum

    @sumbynum

    4 жыл бұрын

    He needs a dry bar special

  • @emic138
    @emic1384 жыл бұрын

    gaffigan always comes with the masterful delivery 📦 🚚

  • @LTD-7
    @LTD-74 жыл бұрын

    *This guy's jokes don't even have to be funny because his delivery is hilarious! I crack up just hearing him talk!*

  • @whoseyourdaddyful

    @whoseyourdaddyful

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's the key to comedy

  • @linshanhsiang

    @linshanhsiang

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah his voice and the way he uses it.

  • @JeffreyOcaya
    @JeffreyOcaya4 жыл бұрын

    I've been laughing nonstop on his videos. He's unbelievably hilarious.

  • @anjaliarnold5115
    @anjaliarnold51154 жыл бұрын

    I love his old lady judgment voice!

  • @threetreasures7698

    @threetreasures7698

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s the absolute best, right?!

  • @SpecialBeam
    @SpecialBeam4 жыл бұрын

    1:05 He didn't do it much in this set, but one thing I LOVE about Jim Gaffigan is how he'll sometimes act as if he's a member of the audience reacting to the joke he just told. The voice he uses is just hilarious. I'm surprised more comics don't do that. The ones that do usually only do it on the fly, like a throw away line. But Jim really makes it seem like its part of the bit most of the time.

  • @caffeinatednation8885

    @caffeinatednation8885

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same, same! 😂

  • @emic138

    @emic138

    4 жыл бұрын

    nobody can pull this off like jim!! 😂

  • @guillermoromero8041

    @guillermoromero8041

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s Jim’s thing, would be kinda rude if other comedians just stole his thing.

  • @Luwispurpul

    @Luwispurpul

    4 жыл бұрын

    As he and his wife write together I’ve always imagined it’s his wife’s voice admonishing him for the bits she doesn’t like so much.

  • @Mickju
    @Mickju3 жыл бұрын

    I've never heard this guy before. (I'm ancient) He is the funniest comedian I have heard in years.

  • @yourfriendlyneighbor985
    @yourfriendlyneighbor9854 жыл бұрын

    The last video was only 3 minutes and I laughed so hard my face hurts.... now my whole upper body hits from laughing so hard! You rock jim. And your wife seems like an awesome person. We both married up brother.

  • @sarahpapp5452
    @sarahpapp54522 жыл бұрын

    One of the greatest comedians of all time. I don’t know if there are many others that consistently make me laugh this hard.

  • @BeFaithful00
    @BeFaithful004 жыл бұрын

    I'm a few weeks away, and a buddy recommended this video to me. Outstanding stuff. I'm no more relaxed than I was before, but at least I've had some serious laughs.

  • @Hollowelldena70
    @Hollowelldena707 ай бұрын

    You know, Jim, you really make colonoscopies fun. My daughter was having her first one and I gave her this video and she loved it. Kind of got her through the fear of it.

  • @RJ1Reed
    @RJ1Reed4 жыл бұрын

    One of the only comics that can get a true laugh without a curse word. Solid as they come! Top 10 in America.

  • @warrenphilips8441
    @warrenphilips84414 жыл бұрын

    It is worth wading through the D- to D+ material on this channel to get this, A comedian.

  • @horseman4now

    @horseman4now

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dry Bar Comedy really helps!

  • @stellarsideconference2973
    @stellarsideconference29734 жыл бұрын

    He's one of the best.. All his content be original and funny AF

  • @manfordsonstegard
    @manfordsonstegard4 жыл бұрын

    More jokes per minute than any other comedian!

  • @SKa-tt9nm

    @SKa-tt9nm

    4 жыл бұрын

    steve thompson I love Jim, but NOPE. Steven Wright, Jimmy Carr and Demetri Martin all have higher JPM.

  • @swn69
    @swn694 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Gaffigan, would you like the deluxe service with the fiber optic cable, or would you prefer the discount version where we send a gerbil up there with a goPro?

  • @mothership9207

    @mothership9207

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shawn 😂😂😂😂

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown89984 жыл бұрын

    This guy is awsome. Nonstop funny and a million stories

  • @garyschuller6981
    @garyschuller69814 жыл бұрын

    Funniest man alive! Can't wait to see him New Years Eve in Tampa.

  • @mariemulkey4228
    @mariemulkey42282 жыл бұрын

    His delivery is divine and I’ve laughed my ass off again.

  • @vadamsable
    @vadamsable4 жыл бұрын

    Jim is a real pro! I always enjoy his work! Always!

  • @akberet35
    @akberet354 жыл бұрын

    This man is the best comedian ever.

  • @vonalxao1
    @vonalxao14 жыл бұрын

    He’s the best.

  • @rachaelmagerl4836
    @rachaelmagerl48362 жыл бұрын

    Everything he said about the serum you drink is 100% true. You literally live in the bathroom all night. I had to have a colonoscopy in my early 20s. They gave me propofol to knock me out. As I was falling asleep I said don't lift the sheet until I'm out lol.

  • @geemail369
    @geemail3694 жыл бұрын

    _Dang it!_ Missed the end ... again! Been in tears from the moment he pulled the "puppy"!

  • @cadebritt8001
    @cadebritt80012 жыл бұрын

    Gaffigan, Thanks for all the specials during the worst of the covid days.

  • @wicketuma444
    @wicketuma4444 жыл бұрын

    He's genius low key. I really hope he talks to Dr.s that way.

  • @scottthomas6682
    @scottthomas66822 жыл бұрын

    Very hilarious routine. Jim Gaffigan is very hilarious.👍👍

  • @GumRapper
    @GumRapper Жыл бұрын

    Comedic GENIUS!!!!

  • @rhenachase7933
    @rhenachase79334 жыл бұрын

    This man is funny. He has been given a talent

  • @NVGTO
    @NVGTO4 жыл бұрын

    not sure if anyone else has mentioned this, but I see him as a clean-speaking Louis CK. The way he holds the mic, his physical presence and approach to jokes...I mean this in the best possible way, by the way!

  • @CristinaCee
    @CristinaCee4 жыл бұрын

    "No I've had diarrhea...I don't wanna brag."😂

  • @id10t98
    @id10t984 жыл бұрын

    My jaw, stomach and ribs are HURTING!! From non stop laughter!!!

  • @SI-ez6qb
    @SI-ez6qb Жыл бұрын

    Just comedic gold! JG just killin it! Loll

  • @DanielHBuchmann
    @DanielHBuchmann4 жыл бұрын

    Just got tix to his show in Philly. He's taping a special that night. Can't wait!!!

  • @reany7246
    @reany72464 жыл бұрын

    😆😅🤣 I'M LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!

  • @stoneddragon5400
    @stoneddragon54002 жыл бұрын

    I told my doctor that he owes me dinner, he laughed and said when you get better.

  • @johnbarone8948
    @johnbarone89484 жыл бұрын

    Jim is the funniest comic of all time!!

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk84 жыл бұрын

    I like how he heckles himself..

  • @tomz58
    @tomz584 жыл бұрын

    Amazing...the BEST!

  • @patrickburke6128
    @patrickburke61282 жыл бұрын

    That is legit the funniest but I’ve ever heard. I come back about once a month and still practically pee my pants 😂 so funny

  • @Empathicveteran
    @Empathicveteran2 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious. I never bothered to read the bottle and I drank the liquid in one shot. My stomach had an exorcism. I spent 4 hours on the toilet and my legs fell asleep.

  • @tinotendamakumbe9094
    @tinotendamakumbe90944 жыл бұрын

    This guy looks like Thanos from the Avengers.

  • @giuseppefarrugio3077
    @giuseppefarrugio30774 жыл бұрын

    Lovely respect toward his wife ,real men do that ,Cheers

  • @chiapagringa

    @chiapagringa

    4 жыл бұрын

    Of course in reference to prince Edward, he said, "and that idiot chose the broad." The word "board" is rather derogatory toward women....just saying.

  • @linshanhsiang

    @linshanhsiang

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chiapagringa It's funnier than if he'd said any other word, think about it.

  • @imraptureready1
    @imraptureready14 жыл бұрын

    This dude is straight up FUNNY. For real he had me looking up all of his material on YT.

  • @kieferrex8454
    @kieferrex84544 жыл бұрын

    If I could choose , I’d want him to be my gastroenterologist

  • @kirkjohnson9353

    @kirkjohnson9353

    4 жыл бұрын

    He would understand you yelling "Don't take my kidneys!!" as you went under.

  • @jazmyneelizabeth9814
    @jazmyneelizabeth98144 жыл бұрын

    💛💛 this was great!

  • @7kandyland
    @7kandyland2 ай бұрын

    Prepping today. I was so hungry, I licked four potato chips. Lol

  • @mprattyh3
    @mprattyh34 жыл бұрын

    Gaffigan is awesome

  • @fredderf3207
    @fredderf32072 жыл бұрын

    The last time I had a colonoscopy the doctor explained it would be recorded on a DVD and asked if I would like a copy. I asked, "Why? So I can tell my friends to bring some beer and chips while we watch a tour of my intestines? No thanks."

  • @RulerWhy
    @RulerWhy4 жыл бұрын

    Jim slays always

  • @giancarlobonacorsi8436
    @giancarlobonacorsi84364 жыл бұрын

    genius....he's the best

  • @anthonypanteleimon9351
    @anthonypanteleimon93514 жыл бұрын

    What a genius!!! Very funny.

  • @_thomas1031
    @_thomas10312 жыл бұрын

    This guy's great🤣

  • @1papester
    @1papester4 жыл бұрын

    Gaffigan is, without a doubt, the funniest person on the planet. So freaking hysterically hilarious!!

  • @jefnatividad5968
    @jefnatividad59683 ай бұрын

    I am sitting in hospital, see what I did there, drinking a horrible drink the size of a def bottle awaiting my colonoscopy. God bless you Jim!!

  • @dmfd123
    @dmfd12311 ай бұрын

    Sooooooooo good!

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick4 жыл бұрын

    Me: supposed to be working, supposed to be work. Video: camera shoved up a butt. Me: sure

  • @eligebrown8998

    @eligebrown8998

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @Maria-vn4hd
    @Maria-vn4hd8 ай бұрын

    If you want to laugh so hard that you will cry listen to his stand up!

  • @kurtisburtis
    @kurtisburtis2 жыл бұрын

    I’m sure the “jelly on the belly” is way more fun than the jelly on the chest … (Stress test with echocardiogram)

  • @davidboron1485
    @davidboron14852 жыл бұрын

    This man is genius 😂

  • @dulynoted2427
    @dulynoted24272 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this so many times, I can't keep count. Just sent this to my sister in response to why I'm seeing a dr.

  • @johnrobert493
    @johnrobert4932 жыл бұрын

    This is the best 👌

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd642 жыл бұрын

    jim is the only one that can make poop jokes funny

  • @collinhennessy3190
    @collinhennessy31904 жыл бұрын

    The jelly on the belly is awesome

  • @Trig242

    @Trig242

    2 жыл бұрын

    It really is! 🤣

  • @thebluecollarbadass9945
    @thebluecollarbadass99454 жыл бұрын

    Jim holds the world record for the funniest clean comic

  • @rustyking23able
    @rustyking23able2 жыл бұрын

    Dude is a legend

  • @treasurelaughcomedy35
    @treasurelaughcomedy354 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 very funny guy

  • @gzmain78
    @gzmain784 жыл бұрын

    Hot pockets!

  • @christopherhday
    @christopherhday4 жыл бұрын

    I watched this the day before I had my colonoscopy. On the day of the procedure as I was starting to fall asleep from the anesthetic, I vaguely remember telling the medical staff, "OK guys, say cheese before you put the camera in there."

  • @Bulldog75stp
    @Bulldog75stp4 жыл бұрын

    "I want his kidney" lol

  • @theemarydee1610
    @theemarydee16104 жыл бұрын

    When I had the camera put up my butt, I actually woke up half way through!!!!!!! I was screaming 😱 someone said if I didn’t stop I would have to go through it all over again. What? Ya know, I passed out again but...I DID REMEMBER EVERYTHING! I thought I got PTSD from the teen years of my daughter but now I think it was that...

  • @haridemospergantis7504
    @haridemospergantis75043 жыл бұрын

    My wife just mentioned colonoscopy and I sent her this joke 🤣

  • @tylerlemm9108
    @tylerlemm91084 жыл бұрын

    Finally Comedy Central put something funny on here!

  • @soth1sol

    @soth1sol

    4 жыл бұрын

    RIGHT?!

  • @mqbitsko25
    @mqbitsko254 жыл бұрын

    They gave me Propofol for mine. Amazing stuff! I started to feel sleepy, and I could hear people stirring around like they were getting ready to shove the camera up me. I said, "Umm....I'm not unconscious yet you know." A nurse replied, "We're finished." I can see what Michael Jackson enjoyed about that stuff. Other than the death it must have been awesome.

  • @kirkjohnson9353

    @kirkjohnson9353

    4 жыл бұрын

    He must have realized that from having 'work' done and decided "Hey, I'm Michael Jackson. I can buy a doctor and have him give me some whenever I want"

  • @GeoffsSousChef
    @GeoffsSousChef4 жыл бұрын

    absolute C L A S S I C 👍🏼

  • @craigwatson9151
    @craigwatson91512 жыл бұрын

    Where do you want me to sleep.....lmao

  • @benwood7174
    @benwood71743 жыл бұрын

    "And that idiot" sums it up

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang4 жыл бұрын

    Actually I think Edward was already king when he said, "I don't think so."

  • @Trig242
    @Trig2422 жыл бұрын

    Turning 45 this year! Here come the colonoscopies!!

  • @maxiepattie85
    @maxiepattie854 жыл бұрын

    Girls were flirting with me in front of the wife too! I guess before the old finger camera thingy that cool and exceptionable...

  • @mikerichardson7261
    @mikerichardson72613 жыл бұрын

    Edward wasn't a prince. He was king.

  • @cormacmccarthy1559
    @cormacmccarthy15592 жыл бұрын

    Good stuff.

  • @nomibynoother2786
    @nomibynoother27864 жыл бұрын

    I'm almost scared to go to a live show. I think I would literally bust a gut from laughing. I'm in pain just thinking about it cuz I can't stop laughing now...

  • @jacelandadventures1523
    @jacelandadventures15232 жыл бұрын

    good lol

  • @CalebsGamingShow
    @CalebsGamingShow4 жыл бұрын

    Hi Jim! I hope you are doing well! I hope you are coming to Portland Oregon or somewhere in Washington state after the coronavirus is gone! I’m a big fan like everyone else. I never seen you in person before.

  • @JasonGastrich
    @JasonGastrich4 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @sergiott9782
    @sergiott97822 жыл бұрын

    He is a genius

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