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Love when comedians keep the joke going. What room am I staying in? Lmao
@ALu-nq8rf
7 жыл бұрын
I love when the little kid says it. "I can play AND PEE! This is amazing! What room are you staying in?"
@MrMan-ez4gg
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when a comedian does that, it's called a tag
@crosstolerance
4 жыл бұрын
@@MrMan-ez4gg What does tag mean in that context?
This guy never fails to make me laugh out loud. Gosh, Gaffigan, how do you do it?
This guy is hilarious! I recently found him -- glad I did!
@foggyleg12
9 жыл бұрын
I also suggest John Pinette, Brian Regan if you haven't seen them. Clean and funny!
@F3yris
4 жыл бұрын
go see james veitch (i spelled it wrong)
"What room am I staying at" haha....made me laugh loud in office ;-)
“What room am I staying in?” 😂
Turns the everyday into comedy gold. Pure genius.
He is now my favourite comedian now... Has anyone here seen HOT POCKETS!!!😅😅😅
@isabelhajjar
8 жыл бұрын
"Next thing you know there will be hot pocket hot pockets. It's a hot pocket in a hot pocket. Tastes just like hot pockets! (silence) hot pockets~"
@gamiller69
7 жыл бұрын
hot poket
@gamiller69
7 жыл бұрын
there will be water flavered,hot pockets~
@hopey5964
7 жыл бұрын
Boom diareah pooockeeet
@mr.wizard2974
5 жыл бұрын
I have.
Jim is my favorite comedian
I love comics that do not have to use bad language to be funny! Jim Gaffigan ~ period.
"What room am I staying in??" 😂😂😂😂😂
"I CAN PLAY AND PEE!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!! What room are you staying in?
I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A POOL SINCE THE THIRTIES
@RAWINTHEVOID
7 жыл бұрын
IF MY HAIR GETS WET, I'LL MELT
@mr.wizard2974
5 жыл бұрын
How old are you? What room are you staying in?
The kings of talking about mundane subjects for minutes on end: Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Seinfeld.
@JLukeHypernova
7 жыл бұрын
Gregor Collins and me
@michaell.8938
6 жыл бұрын
I hate Jerry Seinfeld. He's a greedy asshole.
@martinet1985
5 жыл бұрын
@@michaell.8938 So is Kevin Hart
Room? Probably room 1408. I heard it's great there! In fact, no one ever leaves there! ;P
Every time I swim in hotel pool where kids are swimming I hear Jim's voice saying "Yeah, I'm swimming in a toilet."
I live in Minnesota, It's only indoor pools up here.
@skymist8919
8 жыл бұрын
lol so true
@Kemonokami
8 жыл бұрын
+domki366 Not always.
@connori2391
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah basically
@rutabagasteu
6 жыл бұрын
domki366 Outdoor pools ice skating in winter and swimming in summer.
@brettsteele7027
5 жыл бұрын
Open the windows... voila! ICE SKATING!
I've been a huge fan of Jim since the 90's, I remember vividly as a kid laughing my ass off watching, and re watching his specials on Comedy Central. And I stayed a fan of his to this day, he's always been hilarious, but these bits you've uploaded are no doubt the best I've ever heard from him, I'm assuming these are new as I've never heard them.
I closed my eyes and listened...i hear Ron Burgundy...
Jim is just hilarious!
Gaffigan.....one of the best!
OMG,,,he is so funny! 😂
LOL! I love this guy! My teacher showed me his Hot Pocket video today. Love him! LOL
kids in hotel pools instead are mostly "I can swim AND scream! WEEEEEE!!!!"
@SKyrim190
7 жыл бұрын
aval1998 "ALSO PEE!!!!"
@romariodesrosier1450
6 жыл бұрын
What room are you staying in?
What room are you staying in?
@muzerhythm2242
5 жыл бұрын
Old lady..."What room am I staying in"😂😂
@YourGodsIcon
4 жыл бұрын
Not an original thought between the two of you huh?
@LiteralNerd260
4 жыл бұрын
YourGodsIcon and what room are YOU staying in
damn i wanted to hear the end of that joke
I would love to meet him in person I’m from Toronto ont Canada
don't you just love when a video cuts out in the middle of a joke, it's my fav. thumbs down for that.
@ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e
9 жыл бұрын
Yep. If you're gunna post someone else's content it's important to get the posting right!
if i get my hair wet ill melt
Happy New Year!!!! 2017!!!!!
I was trying to drink some water and I almost died
First time I heard this I was trying to eat a sandwich. Big mistake. I nearly choked. Absolutely hilarious.
What room am I staying in? I have been there hahahaha. He I such a riot
Beautiful edit.
the bit about above ground pools is hilarious!
@whooots
8 жыл бұрын
heading to the deep end slash middle had me cracking up!
@JohnSmith-xk5ou
8 жыл бұрын
+ed hanshaw Amen
what room are you staying at? omg lol!!
It's now the year 2018 and I'm still here... it's official, I have no life haha
At last , a Comedian for Mensa members!
@tron3entertainment
9 жыл бұрын
Yes, we call that the "Dennis Miller Ratio." - Prof. John Frink / The Simpsons
so true!
If my hair gets wet, I'll melt! That's why I brought my shower cap! ... What room am I staying in?
13 people forgot what room they were staying in
@FireLordJohn3191
10 жыл бұрын
18 now.
He said I can play And pee!
Hilarious!
Does anyone know why indoor pools have lounge chairs?
lmao yeah whats with the lounge chairs in indoor pools ive always thought that was weird.
my eyes are bleading
WHAT DOES HE HOPE ABOUT THE MAD HATTER?
What room you staying in
Minnesota has ten thousand lakes.
1:09. Got eight bucks in quarters? Got that right at any motel.
Watch out for the tiny brown logs.
What room am i staying in?
Sooo what is the name of the full stand up ?
@hawadjie
10 жыл бұрын
Mr. Universe.
#swag
And if you actually want to know the room he was staying in............. You guessed it Hot pocket!
my eyes are bleeding
"I hope the Mad Hatter's not in here."
He's a scream !!!!
The Mad Hatter's what?!
Looks like Dave Rubin
what special is this from?
@melissawright9893
9 жыл бұрын
Mr. Universe
What room am I stayin' in? LOL.
I CAN PLAY AND PEE AT THE SAME TIME!!
Maybe I'll buy you a drink from the vending machine
Yay a big tolit lets swim in it. Lel
What room am I staying in? Lol XD
Which special is this from
@theycallmeabs50
10 жыл бұрын
Mr. Universe
@willmiller3094
10 жыл бұрын
Mr.Universe :D
He’s so right about the ‘bucket of bleach’ smell in the lobby of a motel with an Indoor Pool. YUCK.
"yeah that dad was a tough one to kill"..
What about the Mad Hatter? What is happening with the Mad Hatter?!
anyone else notice that Evian spelled backwards is naive
deep end? the whole above ground pool IS the deep end lol
why'd it stop?
@communistjesus
10 жыл бұрын
why'd it stop??--- Because EVERYTHING has an end.. We are alive today but tomorrow we maybe dead. If not tomorrow, than the day after that. None of us will get out of this life alive.. this is the sad fact, Welcome to the USA under OBAMA..!!!OBAMA!!!
@jdawg2384
10 жыл бұрын
communistjesus What does Obama have to do with not getting out of this life alive?
@jweezindasnow
10 жыл бұрын
Jeez.. all I mean is that there is more to the comedy show but the video cut it off. Like I wanted to hear more cause there is more there.
@Bbfishman
10 жыл бұрын
communistjesus well its clear to the majority of us that you're completely shot. You ramble about some garbage, and then end it off by somehow trying to connect it to Obama.....yet the cycle you're babbling about has been going on since the beginning of time. Your mind must be all over the place
@communistjesus
10 жыл бұрын
WELCOME TO THE USA UNDER OBAMA.. !!!OBAMA!!!,BABA BOOEY
I used to love indoor pools, especially at the athletic club, then it's obvious it's just a germ and chemical bowl.
Push
A woman approached the hotel pool we were swimming and in a panic announced, " I've lost my ring". We searched and I found it. It was a f#$@ing toe ring. She offered to reward me in her room, in front of my wife, her friend from church and her kids. Give me a B. Give me a B. Give me a B. What's that spell? Now take your finger and move it rapidly up and down your lips while saying B,B,B...
Why do Americans call chlorine 'bleach'?
Wtf??!!! Where's the video feed!????!!!
66 people have peed in the pool. sad, sad people.
wow... hahaha.. is there any subject this guy cant make funny?!
@thatswassus
10 жыл бұрын
death
@CT2507
10 жыл бұрын
cook1emonst3r21 lol.. i actually think that is an easy one for him! ;)
@HeriEystberg
5 жыл бұрын
Cancerous AIDS-babies
No elegant way to get out of an above ground pool either. If you're like me you go face first, smashing your 4 front teeth through your upper lip!
I’ve never thumbs downed anything before, but when you stop the video in the middle of a joke, ....it’s enough to put someone with OCD into a tornado of thoughts to come find the person who made this and make them pay for that big, big mistake!
I don't even want to own a pool in my yard unless it's my own personal pool nobody else gets to use. Because then other people want to use it and you know at least some of them go in there filthy, maybe having not done a good job of wiping after their last trip to the bathroom or covered in fetid sweat. Not to mention the people (even adults) who think it's okay to urinate in a pool. And don't get me started on children. Are you going to invite an adult to go in your pool and tell him/her their children aren't allowed?
Thought he was funny until he proclaimed friendship with Micheal Moore.
im staying in room go get a LIFE
@THE3NEGOTIATOR1
9 жыл бұрын
WE GOT A BADASS OVA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not the most funniest guy in the world or on the block for that matter
This is NOT a Gaffigan vid. This is a ripoff. Thumbs down
what room am i staying in?