Hotel Pools - Jim Gaffigan

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  • @chivatech
    @chivatech8 жыл бұрын

    Love when comedians keep the joke going. What room am I staying in? Lmao

  • @ALu-nq8rf

    @ALu-nq8rf

    7 жыл бұрын

    I love when the little kid says it. "I can play AND PEE! This is amazing! What room are you staying in?"

  • @MrMan-ez4gg

    @MrMan-ez4gg

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, when a comedian does that, it's called a tag

  • @crosstolerance

    @crosstolerance

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrMan-ez4gg What does tag mean in that context?

  • @pillarsofserpents
    @pillarsofserpents10 жыл бұрын

    This guy never fails to make me laugh out loud. Gosh, Gaffigan, how do you do it?

  • @IntuitiveHeartHealer
    @IntuitiveHeartHealer10 жыл бұрын

    This guy is hilarious! I recently found him -- glad I did!

  • @foggyleg12

    @foggyleg12

    9 жыл бұрын

    I also suggest John Pinette, Brian Regan if you haven't seen them. Clean and funny!

  • @F3yris

    @F3yris

    4 жыл бұрын

    go see james veitch (i spelled it wrong)

  • @suhailnasir1573
    @suhailnasir157310 жыл бұрын

    "What room am I staying at" haha....made me laugh loud in office ;-)

  • @XxTheJimsterxX
    @XxTheJimsterxX5 жыл бұрын

    “What room am I staying in?” 😂

  • @landsurfer66
    @landsurfer667 жыл бұрын

    Turns the everyday into comedy gold. Pure genius.

  • @Boom-rv8vn
    @Boom-rv8vn8 жыл бұрын

    He is now my favourite comedian now... Has anyone here seen HOT POCKETS!!!😅😅😅

  • @isabelhajjar

    @isabelhajjar

    8 жыл бұрын

    "Next thing you know there will be hot pocket hot pockets. It's a hot pocket in a hot pocket. Tastes just like hot pockets! (silence) hot pockets~"

  • @gamiller69

    @gamiller69

    7 жыл бұрын

    hot poket

  • @gamiller69

    @gamiller69

    7 жыл бұрын

    there will be water flavered,hot pockets~

  • @hopey5964

    @hopey5964

    7 жыл бұрын

    Boom diareah pooockeeet

  • @mr.wizard2974

    @mr.wizard2974

    5 жыл бұрын

    I have.

  • @samalbright6984
    @samalbright69848 жыл бұрын

    Jim is my favorite comedian

  • @suzieqwonder3089
    @suzieqwonder30894 жыл бұрын

    I love comics that do not have to use bad language to be funny! Jim Gaffigan ~ period.

  • @Dj-fx9yy
    @Dj-fx9yy7 жыл бұрын

    "What room am I staying in??" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @melissawright9893
    @melissawright98939 жыл бұрын

    "I CAN PLAY AND PEE!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!! What room are you staying in?

  • @marleygreen3866
    @marleygreen38669 жыл бұрын

    I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A POOL SINCE THE THIRTIES

  • @RAWINTHEVOID

    @RAWINTHEVOID

    7 жыл бұрын

    IF MY HAIR GETS WET, I'LL MELT

  • @mr.wizard2974

    @mr.wizard2974

    5 жыл бұрын

    How old are you? What room are you staying in?

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins10 жыл бұрын

    The kings of talking about mundane subjects for minutes on end: Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Seinfeld.

  • @JLukeHypernova

    @JLukeHypernova

    7 жыл бұрын

    Gregor Collins and me

  • @michaell.8938

    @michaell.8938

    6 жыл бұрын

    I hate Jerry Seinfeld. He's a greedy asshole.

  • @martinet1985

    @martinet1985

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@michaell.8938 So is Kevin Hart

  • @cpt.mystic_stirling
    @cpt.mystic_stirling7 жыл бұрын

    Room? Probably room 1408. I heard it's great there! In fact, no one ever leaves there! ;P

  • @FatalChaz33
    @FatalChaz338 жыл бұрын

    Every time I swim in hotel pool where kids are swimming I hear Jim's voice saying "Yeah, I'm swimming in a toilet."

  • @domki366
    @domki3668 жыл бұрын

    I live in Minnesota, It's only indoor pools up here.

  • @skymist8919

    @skymist8919

    8 жыл бұрын

    lol so true

  • @Kemonokami

    @Kemonokami

    8 жыл бұрын

    +domki366 Not always.

  • @connori2391

    @connori2391

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yeah basically

  • @rutabagasteu

    @rutabagasteu

    6 жыл бұрын

    domki366 Outdoor pools ice skating in winter and swimming in summer.

  • @brettsteele7027

    @brettsteele7027

    5 жыл бұрын

    Open the windows... voila! ICE SKATING!

  • @Zerlono1
    @Zerlono110 жыл бұрын

    I've been a huge fan of Jim since the 90's, I remember vividly as a kid laughing my ass off watching, and re watching his specials on Comedy Central. And I stayed a fan of his to this day, he's always been hilarious, but these bits you've uploaded are no doubt the best I've ever heard from him, I'm assuming these are new as I've never heard them.

  • @Yosukei22
    @Yosukei225 жыл бұрын

    I closed my eyes and listened...i hear Ron Burgundy...

  • @NeluMbingu
    @NeluMbingu9 жыл бұрын

    Jim is just hilarious!

  • @TrillDistic
    @TrillDistic10 жыл бұрын

    Gaffigan.....one of the best!

  • @elmerj112
    @elmerj112 Жыл бұрын

    OMG,,,he is so funny! 😂

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat10 жыл бұрын

    LOL! I love this guy! My teacher showed me his Hot Pocket video today. Love him! LOL

  • @aval1998
    @aval19989 жыл бұрын

    kids in hotel pools instead are mostly "I can swim AND scream! WEEEEEE!!!!"

  • @SKyrim190

    @SKyrim190

    7 жыл бұрын

    aval1998 "ALSO PEE!!!!"

  • @romariodesrosier1450

    @romariodesrosier1450

    6 жыл бұрын

    What room are you staying in?

  • @disneyfan85
    @disneyfan859 жыл бұрын

    What room are you staying in?

  • @muzerhythm2242

    @muzerhythm2242

    5 жыл бұрын

    Old lady..."What room am I staying in"😂😂

  • @YourGodsIcon

    @YourGodsIcon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not an original thought between the two of you huh?

  • @LiteralNerd260

    @LiteralNerd260

    4 жыл бұрын

    YourGodsIcon and what room are YOU staying in

  • @trh616
    @trh61610 жыл бұрын

    damn i wanted to hear the end of that joke

  • @SteelTreeGone
    @SteelTreeGone4 жыл бұрын

    I would love to meet him in person I’m from Toronto ont Canada

  • @brackishnz
    @brackishnz9 жыл бұрын

    don't you just love when a video cuts out in the middle of a joke, it's my fav. thumbs down for that.

  • @ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e

    @ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e

    9 жыл бұрын

    Yep. If you're gunna post someone else's content it's important to get the posting right!

  • @davidbryan3808
    @davidbryan380810 жыл бұрын

    if i get my hair wet ill melt

  • @sp-rm9cs
    @sp-rm9cs7 жыл бұрын

    Happy New Year!!!! 2017!!!!!

  • @mr.dogger6204
    @mr.dogger62048 жыл бұрын

    I was trying to drink some water and I almost died

  • @dkbsoulman
    @dkbsoulman6 жыл бұрын

    First time I heard this I was trying to eat a sandwich. Big mistake. I nearly choked. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @tamaramattson4768
    @tamaramattson47689 жыл бұрын

    What room am I staying in? I have been there hahahaha. He I such a riot

  • @SANDSCORCHER
    @SANDSCORCHER7 жыл бұрын

    Beautiful edit.

  • @jeffhanshaw
    @jeffhanshaw9 жыл бұрын

    the bit about above ground pools is hilarious!

  • @whooots

    @whooots

    8 жыл бұрын

    heading to the deep end slash middle had me cracking up!

  • @JohnSmith-xk5ou

    @JohnSmith-xk5ou

    8 жыл бұрын

    +ed hanshaw Amen

  • @matthewtrabue2556
    @matthewtrabue255610 жыл бұрын

    what room are you staying at? omg lol!!

  • @Gallantsky
    @Gallantsky6 жыл бұрын

    It's now the year 2018 and I'm still here... it's official, I have no life haha

  • @BrianJMonahan
    @BrianJMonahan10 жыл бұрын

    At last , a Comedian for Mensa members!

  • @tron3entertainment

    @tron3entertainment

    9 жыл бұрын

    Yes, we call that the "Dennis Miller Ratio." - Prof. John Frink / The Simpsons

  • @matthewtrabue2556
    @matthewtrabue255610 жыл бұрын

    so true!

  • @omeganave7425
    @omeganave74258 жыл бұрын

    If my hair gets wet, I'll melt! That's why I brought my shower cap! ... What room am I staying in?

  • @michaelhoffmann3464
    @michaelhoffmann346410 жыл бұрын

    13 people forgot what room they were staying in

  • @FireLordJohn3191

    @FireLordJohn3191

    10 жыл бұрын

    18 now.

  • @timmclaughlin2316
    @timmclaughlin23165 жыл бұрын

    He said I can play And pee!

  • @cathyrusso8113
    @cathyrusso81137 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious!

  • @hittingtax2670
    @hittingtax26706 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone know why indoor pools have lounge chairs?

  • @MattLtheGreatest
    @MattLtheGreatest8 жыл бұрын

    lmao yeah whats with the lounge chairs in indoor pools ive always thought that was weird.

  • @dylanrushing1044
    @dylanrushing104410 жыл бұрын

    my eyes are bleading

  • @kevinlin2636
    @kevinlin263610 жыл бұрын

    WHAT DOES HE HOPE ABOUT THE MAD HATTER?

  • @mfishman9311
    @mfishman93115 жыл бұрын

    What room you staying in

  • @evamadsen9340
    @evamadsen93408 жыл бұрын

    Minnesota has ten thousand lakes.

  • @Camop-iz9kt
    @Camop-iz9kt5 жыл бұрын

    1:09. Got eight bucks in quarters? Got that right at any motel.

  • @dannytat1823
    @dannytat18238 жыл бұрын

    Watch out for the tiny brown logs.

  • @filiporvik2782
    @filiporvik27827 жыл бұрын

    What room am i staying in?

  • @Leikjarinn
    @Leikjarinn10 жыл бұрын

    Sooo what is the name of the full stand up ?

  • @hawadjie

    @hawadjie

    10 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Universe.

  • @MrBeastiebo
    @MrBeastiebo10 жыл бұрын

    #swag

  • @corkydelarge4440
    @corkydelarge44405 жыл бұрын

    And if you actually want to know the room he was staying in............. You guessed it Hot pocket!

  • @JasonBlakemoregoogle
    @JasonBlakemoregoogle7 жыл бұрын

    my eyes are bleeding

  • @rebajoe
    @rebajoe5 жыл бұрын

    "I hope the Mad Hatter's not in here."

  • @urkoolUncle
    @urkoolUncle8 жыл бұрын

    He's a scream !!!!

  • @candyman81cb
    @candyman81cb10 жыл бұрын

    The Mad Hatter's what?!

  • @pattymarie9730
    @pattymarie97304 жыл бұрын

    Looks like Dave Rubin

  • @shortgiantproduction
    @shortgiantproduction9 жыл бұрын

    what special is this from?

  • @melissawright9893

    @melissawright9893

    9 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Universe

  • @tylerhumphrey1485
    @tylerhumphrey148510 жыл бұрын

    What room am I stayin' in? LOL.

  • @wylielytle5650
    @wylielytle56509 жыл бұрын

    I CAN PLAY AND PEE AT THE SAME TIME!!

  • @alysononoahu8702
    @alysononoahu87024 жыл бұрын

    Maybe I'll buy you a drink from the vending machine

  • @jenabear2004
    @jenabear20049 жыл бұрын

    Yay a big tolit lets swim in it. Lel

  • @wlkrjnn
    @wlkrjnn9 жыл бұрын

    What room am I staying in? Lol XD

  • @Bubblesandgoop
    @Bubblesandgoop10 жыл бұрын

    Which special is this from

  • @theycallmeabs50

    @theycallmeabs50

    10 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Universe

  • @willmiller3094

    @willmiller3094

    10 жыл бұрын

    Mr.Universe :D

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango96534 жыл бұрын

    He’s so right about the ‘bucket of bleach’ smell in the lobby of a motel with an Indoor Pool. YUCK.

  • @anastasia-wj2bv
    @anastasia-wj2bv7 жыл бұрын

    "yeah that dad was a tough one to kill"..

  • @YourGodsIcon
    @YourGodsIcon4 жыл бұрын

    What about the Mad Hatter? What is happening with the Mad Hatter?!

  • @nestajarrett4924
    @nestajarrett49247 жыл бұрын

    anyone else notice that Evian spelled backwards is naive

  • @GOD767676
    @GOD76767610 жыл бұрын

    deep end? the whole above ground pool IS the deep end lol

  • @jweezindasnow
    @jweezindasnow10 жыл бұрын

    why'd it stop?

  • @communistjesus

    @communistjesus

    10 жыл бұрын

    why'd it stop??--- Because EVERYTHING has an end.. We are alive today but tomorrow we maybe dead. If not tomorrow, than the day after that. None of us will get out of this life alive.. this is the sad fact, Welcome to the USA under OBAMA..!!!OBAMA!!!

  • @jdawg2384

    @jdawg2384

    10 жыл бұрын

    communistjesus What does Obama have to do with not getting out of this life alive?

  • @jweezindasnow

    @jweezindasnow

    10 жыл бұрын

    Jeez.. all I mean is that there is more to the comedy show but the video cut it off. Like I wanted to hear more cause there is more there.

  • @Bbfishman

    @Bbfishman

    10 жыл бұрын

    communistjesus well its clear to the majority of us that you're completely shot. You ramble about some garbage, and then end it off by somehow trying to connect it to Obama.....yet the cycle you're babbling about has been going on since the beginning of time. Your mind must be all over the place

  • @communistjesus

    @communistjesus

    10 жыл бұрын

    WELCOME TO THE USA UNDER OBAMA.. !!!OBAMA!!!,BABA BOOEY

  • @Funky-Channel
    @Funky-Channel Жыл бұрын

    I used to love indoor pools, especially at the athletic club, then it's obvious it's just a germ and chemical bowl.

  • @davanmani556
    @davanmani5565 жыл бұрын

    Push

  • @josephyork4175
    @josephyork41754 жыл бұрын

    A woman approached the hotel pool we were swimming and in a panic announced, " I've lost my ring". We searched and I found it. It was a f#$@ing toe ring. She offered to reward me in her room, in front of my wife, her friend from church and her kids. Give me a B. Give me a B. Give me a B. What's that spell? Now take your finger and move it rapidly up and down your lips while saying B,B,B...

  • @HeriEystberg
    @HeriEystberg5 жыл бұрын

    Why do Americans call chlorine 'bleach'?

  • @cathleensvatosky3336
    @cathleensvatosky33369 жыл бұрын

    Wtf??!!! Where's the video feed!????!!!

  • @hopey5964
    @hopey59647 жыл бұрын

    66 people have peed in the pool. sad, sad people.

  • @CT2507
    @CT250710 жыл бұрын

    wow... hahaha.. is there any subject this guy cant make funny?!

  • @thatswassus

    @thatswassus

    10 жыл бұрын

    death

  • @CT2507

    @CT2507

    10 жыл бұрын

    cook1emonst3r21 lol.. i actually think that is an easy one for him! ;)

  • @HeriEystberg

    @HeriEystberg

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cancerous AIDS-babies

  • @Edited6
    @Edited69 жыл бұрын

    No elegant way to get out of an above ground pool either. If you're like me you go face first, smashing your 4 front teeth through your upper lip!

  • @Livetoeat171
    @Livetoeat1715 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never thumbs downed anything before, but when you stop the video in the middle of a joke, ....it’s enough to put someone with OCD into a tornado of thoughts to come find the person who made this and make them pay for that big, big mistake!

  • @gewgulkansuhckitt9086
    @gewgulkansuhckitt90865 жыл бұрын

    I don't even want to own a pool in my yard unless it's my own personal pool nobody else gets to use. Because then other people want to use it and you know at least some of them go in there filthy, maybe having not done a good job of wiping after their last trip to the bathroom or covered in fetid sweat. Not to mention the people (even adults) who think it's okay to urinate in a pool. And don't get me started on children. Are you going to invite an adult to go in your pool and tell him/her their children aren't allowed?

  • @stephenblessed92
    @stephenblessed925 жыл бұрын

    Thought he was funny until he proclaimed friendship with Micheal Moore.

  • @smithjoey6421
    @smithjoey64219 жыл бұрын

    im staying in room go get a LIFE

  • @THE3NEGOTIATOR1

    @THE3NEGOTIATOR1

    9 жыл бұрын

    WE GOT A BADASS OVA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @johnmccarthy7193
    @johnmccarthy71935 жыл бұрын

    not the most funniest guy in the world or on the block for that matter

  • @madmonkey9143
    @madmonkey91439 жыл бұрын

    This is NOT a Gaffigan vid. This is a ripoff. Thumbs down

  • @F3yris
    @F3yris4 жыл бұрын

    what room am i staying in?

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