As a Canadian any comedian that makes a joke about Canada is automatically funny because we are just happy to be included

@BarryB.Benson

2 жыл бұрын

Ex-FUCKIN-actly! I saw a thing about what actors thought about American accents and wanted to see what they thought about Canadians and there was nothing

@ronmartin4212

2 жыл бұрын

I'm from the Bucks Co.Pa.region north of Philly.Been to Toronto,Mississauga,Niagra Falls,Nova Scotia,Halifax,Cape Breton Island;loved it all!!Love you hosers to the Max!!Nicest people,clean areas,very prideful-I love the North anyway but if I didn't have family here,I would move to Nova Scotia in a heartbeat-the Bay of Fundy is neat-used the ferry (they take cars,by the way-travel wise-you drive onto the boat)!

@TheHeston83

2 жыл бұрын

hey as Somebody from wyoming i appreciate your culture and Hockey

@kenlompart9905

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, when it comes to stand up comedians Canada gets mentioned a lot because of Just For Laughs in Montreal. A lot of comedians do a Canada/America comparison bit but only when they're here, when they go home we no longer exist.

@thel0limiz3r

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheHeston83 Thanks my man.

Fun fact: The Northwest Territories held a referendum in 1996 to find a new name. The winner was "Northwest Territories", but the runner-up was "Bob".

@davincent98

3 жыл бұрын

"We are not going to name the planet 'Bob'!"

@JoeDirtDang

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jeffreystewart9809

3 жыл бұрын

@@davincent98 no one said you had to live on bob...

@ericpaul4575

3 жыл бұрын

Well there were only three votes.

@mitchb9714

3 жыл бұрын

Reddit stole this post and it got front page today.

The collective groan when he said he went to Winnipeg in February did it for me 🤣🤣

@cobretticobra7911

Жыл бұрын

Well in a way that’s when you go ,when you want the full Winnipeg experience and you’ll want to check out the lcbo crew in portage place 30 minutes before it opens

@annemarietobias

4 ай бұрын

It's like saying, yeah I'm damned to Hell for eternity, but its not so bad... Its a dry heat ;-)

@MolloyPolloy

4 ай бұрын

If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around, and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody! That's it! Back to Winnipeg.

@pcatful

3 ай бұрын

my brother in law from Winnipeg said in Winnipeg, you can't lose a dog because you can still see it out there if it runs for three days (more or less). (so flat).

Jim Gaffigan has the skill to find the humor in ordinary every day things. I think he's the best comedian out there today. His type of humor is what people need.

@rudywouters8303

2 жыл бұрын

It's gnarly he write and made a bit for canadians.

@squamish4244

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda sick of all the sex jokes, blah blah blah women are like this men are like that, jesus christ work on your material. Yes, this kind of stuff is underappreciated.

@josevaldez3913

2 жыл бұрын

Bill Bryson is another guy that finds humor in every day life.

@hilohahoma1547

2 жыл бұрын

He is very refreshing in a world of vulgar comedy, I mean I'm no puritan but guys like Chris Rock just curse all the time to cover up their lack of wit and nuance. Jim is a master.

@WaffleHouse247

Жыл бұрын

Sebastian Maniscalco too

As a Yukoner, the fact that he completely forgot about us is pretty par for the course

@natalieisagirlnow

3 жыл бұрын

yukon never remember it

@scocassovegetus

3 жыл бұрын

Awwww~! You got Calvin & Hobbs on your side, though.

@sethgaston845

3 жыл бұрын

So... are Yukoner do something about it? Remember: it's CANadian, not CAN'Tadian!

@mattk6272

3 жыл бұрын

Yukon is one of Canada's most beautiful places. I'm from Winnipeg and im surprised it's mentioned. Normally it's just Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal

@jonathantucker6273

3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to take my family there!

10 minutes of making fun of a country, yet never being offensive. Jim's a classy guy, comedy gold

@michaellombard894

3 жыл бұрын

Alex so true, and he's a Humble guy as well 😂!

@dustinwood8431

3 жыл бұрын

And unfunny. Super classy

@TayR0C

3 жыл бұрын

People who care about being offensive is why comedy is dying.

@geraldhgiles

3 жыл бұрын

What province are you from the one that is all perverts would you fine that offence

@MrCcnyone306

3 жыл бұрын

Ya try that with a country that isn’t completely white.

I have never seen a comedian that can tell as many funny jokes on one topic as Jim Gaffigan. Thanks Jim

@vexailspittervexailspitter2422

11 ай бұрын

George Carlin on flying goes on and on and it's hilarious

@JimmyDeLocke

11 ай бұрын

Right. How many horse jokes is this guy going to do?

@davidc5820

5 ай бұрын

Whales?

@darcisw

14 күн бұрын

@@JimmyDeLockeThat’s exactly what I was thinking. Comedy GOLD! 🐎 🐴

There are times when American comedians come to Canada and tell jokes that are not funny and sort of insulting to us but Jim tells jokes that are funny and endearing to Canadians. He is truly a great comedian

@mikearchibald744

Жыл бұрын

Come on, those are comedians who insulte everybody. Gilbert Gottfried: "oh look, there's black goo coming out of that tree....lets EAT it....and make others eat it".

7:36 Jim: "I went to Winnipeg in February." Crowd: "Ooooo"

@kimdyer2288

3 жыл бұрын

.....Canada ♫

@eileenmichl4771

3 жыл бұрын

Why would anyone go there in winter

@gracehaven5459

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that was the disappointment oooo from a sitcom haha

@estherknispel9841

3 жыл бұрын

February is the coldest month of the year here! 😂🥶

@JesusFriedChrist

3 жыл бұрын

Why anyone would come to ‘Berda, Sask, or the Tobes any time between November and March is beyond me bud. Shit gets a bit fuckin frosty eh?

"I spent a week in Vancouver, somehow it rained for two weeks." Accurate.

@TragoudistrosMPH

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe I stayed a week and it didn't rain once. I bring the sun!

@codekhalil6437

3 жыл бұрын

Could use some of that rain right about now. It's been brutally hot for 2 weeks :(

@YoutubeBorkedMyOldHandle_why

3 жыл бұрын

I grew up near Vancouver and honestly I tire of this stereotype. I get it, it rains a lot. What happens though, is it rains for two weeks, then it is sunny for two weeks, as compared with other places where it rains every other day or two. People only ever recall the rain however. Statistically Vancouver has: 45" over 165 rain days per annum. Compare this with New York: 50" over 122 days. And perhaps Los Angeles (a desert) which has: 15" over 35 days, though in reality it falls almost all at once, (which is why there are ENORMOUS cement ditches (in Terminator 2) to prevent massive flooding.) I guess it's what you are used to. But get over it, there is a lot more to be said for Vancouver than just rain.

@codekhalil6437

3 жыл бұрын

@@KZreadBorkedMyOldHandle_why You're not wrong

@pleaseenteranamelol711

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I grew up in Vancouver and the rent was high and it was mostly cold. The other kids I grew up with were nice though. The rent seems to have gone up even more since I left so I don't intend to live there again

How many entertainers can alter their entire routine to fit their audience, rather than hope the audience loves their usual routine. Class act Jim.

He is a very talented comedian, no profanity and just nails it. He even makes the famous Hot Pockets funny.

Fun fact: Canadians apologize so much we passed an apology act so if you say sorry in court it cant be used against you as an admission of guilt

@DmDrae

2 жыл бұрын

Is.. is that true??

@karma4505

2 жыл бұрын

@@DmDrae lol, I dont think its actually cuz we apologize a lot but yea- in 2009 an act was passed saying that "sorry" couldn't be used against a person as an admission of fault or liability in connection with the matter to which the words or actions relate. Excluding Québec and Yukon👀

@JamBitTheChosen

2 жыл бұрын

@@DmDrae So funny! I was asking myself the same question word for word as clicked the replies!! 🤣🤣🤣

@THIS---GUY

2 жыл бұрын

Sich a funny Canadian law.. An apology does not constitute an admission of fault or liability &must not be taken into consideration in determining fault or liability. I've been outed as Canadian for saying sorry while gaming many times 😂

@SIDCIAVIC

2 жыл бұрын

Americans aren't certain soory is an Apology.

He nailed so much of this that he must be a secret Canadian. No American knows this much about Canada!

@xipheonj

3 жыл бұрын

Most Canadians don't know this much about Canada. This was a geography refresher for me as much as a comedy special.

@wilburmcbride8096

3 жыл бұрын

@@xipheonj He probably an American that has family in Canada.

@xipheonj

3 жыл бұрын

@@wilburmcbride8096 The real and boring answer is he's a travelling comedian. He's literally been to these places. Then add any research he did to flesh out his knowledge when creating the jokes. Meanwhile, I've never left my province and only get reminded those other provinces exist when they pop up on the news, or comedians talk about them like this.

@rogerc23

3 жыл бұрын

He's CIA

@mikepaulus4766

3 жыл бұрын

@@rogerc23 Canadian In Actuality

I was up in Maine in August a few years ago. Went wading (ankle deep) in the Atlantic, and the water was so cold it was like walking in an ice chest. Yet, it was full of happy Canadians in swimsuits vacationing "down South", as if they were in Miami.

@mikearchibald744

Жыл бұрын

LOL, just have to mention the one exception (as a plug). If you go to the atlantic ocean between Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and PEI, it forms into many small bays where the water is actually warmer than New York or South Caralina.

@StrangeScaryNewEngland

Жыл бұрын

@@mikearchibald744 I'm sure the sharks love that, too

@lijohnyoutube101

Жыл бұрын

I was in Bahamas once in March it was like 72F? Maybe 74F. Am from upper midwest US. We were swimming and having a ball with a few other northern peeps including a few from Canada. Like 2/3 of our tour group was from southern Florida. They were in long beach pants, long tees, several hats and majorly had cardigans/light jackets on declaring it was far too cold for the beach. They thought we were full on BONKERS for swimming lol

@switchgears4831

Жыл бұрын

​@@justahasbeen met my wife of 25 years when she was a waitess in OOB! She would tell stories of Canadian beach attire on the regular hahaha

@nb2008nc

11 ай бұрын

I find it hard to believe the Gulf of St. Lawrence is warmer than the Gulf Stream in South Carolina.

Me and the wife while driving across canada once came upon a town named simco. It was so hilarious we stayed there for a week. Apparently we were the first tourist there ever. We stayed at the only hotel which had the only restaurant. That day happened to be mothers day and the whole town showed up and the festivities overloaded the powergrid and the lights went out. Then we were issued complimentary flashlights.

@xxxBradTxxx

2 жыл бұрын

Was it named after General John Simcoe?

@sparklemonkey11

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxxBradTxxx I haven't the slightest idea, being from indiana. During the trucker protest I saw on television a smartcar with a snowplow on it and on the door it said "support from simco"

@ROBYNMARKOW

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the real-life "Schitts Creek."

@kelliegray6088

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxxBradTxxx Excellent, Brad. He was a BAST.A.R.D

@xxxBradTxxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@kelliegray6088 The way he as depicted in TURN was very inaccurate. He wasn't a bloodthirsty psychopath. He banned slavery when he became Governor of Canada.

For the first few years after I came to the United States from Germany, I thought there was a really good college basketball team in northwestern Canada. Only later did I realize that it was UConn, not Yukon.

@TheLamrose

2 жыл бұрын

Don't feel too bad. I live in the US and don't follow basketball. When I was younger, I kept wondering why the US college teams kept playing a team from Northern Canada, who evidently was pretty good. LOL

@robertshonk518

2 жыл бұрын

And they're even called the UConn Huskies.

@reedkent7255

2 жыл бұрын

Gold! 👊😆 😆👊

@coreygossman6243

2 жыл бұрын

@Markus Fuchs I'm happy for you that you do, but you don't have to put that as your name...

@stevedriscoll2539

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍nice

Canada: St. John's - 2 United States: SPRINGFIELD - 36

@markh.6687

3 жыл бұрын

TRUE!! I'm in the U.S. Even the small town outside of Chicago I live in has "sister cities" with the same name in something like 4-5 different U.S. States!

@actinganimal885

3 жыл бұрын

Winchester

@larsencp

3 жыл бұрын

US: Kansas City - 2, across a river

@machalollipop8883

3 жыл бұрын

In Canada, we have alot of Notre-Dame and Sacré-Coeur cause the French speakers xD

@PanAndScanBuddy

3 жыл бұрын

Arcadia has a lot too

I appreciate a comedian who takes the time to learn, and discover, the geography of where he's performing. 👌

I once pulled into a parking spot at the same time as somebody pulled in from the opposite side. Since both cars wouldn't fit into the space, I apologized and told him he could have the spot. He also apologized and told me I could have the spot. After a few rounds of this we both backed out of the spot and found somewhere else to park.

@feralbluee

2 жыл бұрын

~~ ROTFL ~~ OMG, i can’t take it. so damn funny!! 😛🤣😹 and wonderful. you’re both wonderful people :)🌷🌱

@pamelasprenger459

2 жыл бұрын

That would never happen in the USA 🤣 more like a fist fight...

@KlingonPrincess

Жыл бұрын

That's the most Canadian thing ever 😂

@tomdrewenskus8167

Жыл бұрын

@@pamelasprenger459 Actually, more like a gun fight since there are 1.3 guns for every person in America.

@MjMurphy777

Жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious 😆

As a Winnipegger... "Sorry it's so cold" could be our new tourism slogan

@MsHojat

3 жыл бұрын

Except in the summer; gets quite hot compared to a lot of other places. It's only like 2-3 months tho.

@MrUndersolo

3 жыл бұрын

In Hamilton, we say, 'Sorry you're here.'

@augurseer

3 жыл бұрын

It IS your slogan bud. Though I did love Winnipeg.

@robmckay875

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Winnipeg!!! We're born here, what's your excuse?

@powertothesheeple5422

3 жыл бұрын

@@MsHojat Must be why people from the Philippines go there.

“I went to Winnipeg in February.” Audience: “Oooohhhh.....” 😂😂😂 As someone born and raised in Alberta, he stated facts. 😂

@timnor4803

2 жыл бұрын

I lived in northern Minnesota and we always said... eh it's still not Winnipeg cold😂😑

@triggeredcat120

2 жыл бұрын

@@timnor4803 That is FACTS😂

@LIONTAMER3D

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, i was wondering how dam cold if the audience recoiled lol

@triggeredcat120

2 жыл бұрын

@@LIONTAMER3D Because Manitoba also has so many lakes, it adds to the coldness. They usually get -35 Celsius.

@LIONTAMER3D

2 жыл бұрын

@@triggeredcat120 that's no longer "freezing", that's "cryo" o.0

I love the crowds reaction to the time zone, Newfoundland and Winnipeg jokes. Never heard a crowd enjoying themselves so much.

I'm a Canadian who loves this!! Jim is always funny and never crass......great talent & so funny!

@starman5234

10 ай бұрын

I'm Canadian and I loved it. The best part was about Winnipeg.

Hi, Jim. I'm a Filipino working in Saudi Arabia. I have a brother with his family living in Winnipeg. And I approve this message. 👋🤣 🤟😂

@mthedu

Жыл бұрын

I'm reading, A Good Provider is One Who Leaves." It's an amazing sacrifice to leave what you know for a chance at a better future. I commend you.

@JesusFriedChrist

Жыл бұрын

Kamusta ka at ano ba yan from a Calgarian. We have lots of Pinoy here too, so I’ve picked up a bit of Tagalog.

@Shadoufang

Жыл бұрын

@@JesusFriedChrist Haha coool! And those are good phrases you picked up 🤩 ano ba yan? ("What the heck?") 😋 Can be used as a joke or an expression of frustration.

That was a 9 minute comedy routine on Canadian geography...and it was hilarious.

@waynemarvin5661

3 жыл бұрын

We know.

@ellonysman

Жыл бұрын

WORLDS GREATEST ENTERTAINER. Period.

@LittleRedRideMeGood69

Жыл бұрын

As opposed to what? *_The gut busting 😇BIBLE BELT!😇_*

I’m an Aussie who travelled to Canada during a snowmageddon years ago and had the exact experience re: Winnipeg. I burst out laughing at that bit! Lol!

He just mines these mundane subjects and somehow finds an original comedy angle. One of my favorite funny guys!

@juliepatricia7679

Жыл бұрын

Canada's mundane??? 😂

@merczeph79

Жыл бұрын

​@@juliepatricia7679 yes

Jim is an honorary Canadian, he's polite enough.

@nonyabidness5708

2 жыл бұрын

I’m American and actually thought he was Canadian. 😂

@denniskrilla3801

2 жыл бұрын

He makes me want to visit Canada

@mikearchibald744

Жыл бұрын

He can't be an honorary canadian, he talks about canada too much.

I just learned more about Canada then I ever have in school 20 years, and it was awesome.😂😂😂

@theancientsam

2 жыл бұрын

Hey take another look!

@me-yc9gr

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad the Canada we loved has now become the Peoples Republic of North America. Thanks, Trudy.

@davidhooper1610

2 жыл бұрын

He got a whole bunch of details wrong, I wouldn’t get too excited

@erickpalacios8904

2 жыл бұрын

Man, the education system has declined that bad eh? Geez.

@PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick

2 жыл бұрын

TWENTY YEARS! Dear God woman how many grades did you flunk?

I have nothing but admiration for Gaffigan's ability to make people laugh without being rude or offensive or pushing the line. Don't get me wrong - I love that kind of comedy. I also have a very soft spot in my heart for humor I can share with literally anyone. You're a good man Jim, and f$*@ing hilarious.

Your description of Winnipeg reminds me of what my folks said about the place when they lived at Gimli, Manitoba. A level of cold you can't imagine unless you've been there. Regularly -30 to -40 and with the wind chill it can drop to -100. Cars that have to be plugged in at night to stop the battery freezing. You basically don't go out when it's that cold and if you're shopping when a snow storm hits you can be trapped in the mall for days until it passes. As warm weather Brits i don't know how they coped with it.

That unanimous "oh" after he mentioned Winnipeg was so perfect

@carpe996

3 жыл бұрын

Equivalent to " Visited Phoenix last August "

@allenmeza6786

3 жыл бұрын

Houston or new Orleans, same temp, but add 100% humidity

I love Jim gaffigan. He just has a easy way about himself. And his humor is not laced with profanity.

@commentcopbadge6665

3 жыл бұрын

So... basically he's really funny.

@jerryoshea3116

3 жыл бұрын

Yes,I can "swear"or is it "curse"enough(something I may do at times,but I'm not so stupid that it makes me proud!) so I have no need to watch or listen to someone who is totally reliant on profanity(which means many commediennes)so this dude is somewhat of a novelty(quite "old school")

@brettsmith5903

3 жыл бұрын

Jim gaffigan and bill burr are my 2 favorite comedians but their polar opposites. Bill burr swears alot but that adds to his comedy.

@royaldecreeforthechurchofm8409

3 жыл бұрын

Like totally

This man is special, and clean. No swearing every ten words.

Jim Gaffigan is one of the funniest people on earth! Awesome!!

A Newfoundlander wouldn't say "half an hour" They would say "Turty minutes!"

@ccmyart

3 жыл бұрын

Very Irish.

@freedapeeple4049

3 жыл бұрын

@@ccmyart There is both a Scots-Newfie accent and an Irish-Newfie accent. Oh, and those aren't the only accents in Newfoundland (would you believe a Scots-Irish-French-Newfie accent?) ...

@laurawheeler6684

3 жыл бұрын

They are turty minutes ahead....... not behind......well I guess it’s your point of view. I’m sure that where 90% of Canadian comedians come from.

@TheMightyOdin

3 жыл бұрын

Lord Tunderein!

@zombiefitter9998

3 жыл бұрын

Tell me where you're at and ill be where your to!

I might have cracked a rib or two on "Northwest Storage Area".

@Mishkola

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's my new name for the place.

@caity9244

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Love it

@ArnethProductions

3 жыл бұрын

that was hilarious lol ♡

This cracked me up because my parents are from The Philippines, and they got their start in North America in Canada of all places, a fact that never ceases to amaze me. 😂

@Arnold_Floyd

Жыл бұрын

Hello Maribelle, Forgive me for using this meduim in expressing that i think you're an attractive woman with calming smiles

@benaffleckisanokayactor

11 ай бұрын

@@Arnold_Floyd L

I’ve watched this bit at least ten times and as a Canadian, I lmao every time. 😅😅😅

@LittleRedRideMeGood69

Жыл бұрын

*_Please speak slowly... I have ✨SO✨ many questions._*

I once drove from Vancouver to Vancouver, then drove back down to Vancouver, then back up in order to take a ferry to Vancouver. If what I just said made sense to you, then I salute you my fellow Cascadian.

@statik47

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you live in Vancouver, WA and your last stop was on Vancouver Island. Greetings from across the Columbia River.

@jameson1239

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@mondy710

3 жыл бұрын

So, your point is that you never left Vancouver?

@DonnaBarrHerself

3 жыл бұрын

I woke up on a bus in Vancouver once and thought I’d gone the wrong way.

@mfsolutions

2 жыл бұрын

you could drive from Ontario, CA to Ontario CA and it would take several days!

Don't forget Fort Saskatchewan......it's in Alberta.

@beardking4954

3 жыл бұрын

Lol only people from The Fort remember Fort Saskatchewan bud.

@TayR0C

3 жыл бұрын

And the North Saskatchewan River literally slices through Alberta's Capital city, Edmonton.

@aidanwalt2075

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the US has Kansas City... Missouri

@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn

3 жыл бұрын

Jezuus christ. Get it together, Canada!

@Lexor888

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidanwalt2075 Haha I was so mad when I found out about it. I can't remember the occaision but for some reason I wanted to look up where Kasas City was, guess what state I was searching in... just to find out it's bordering the state of Kasas on the wrong side - like WTF? It was almost as bad as when I found out how to spell Arkensaw, erm I mean Arkansas. I already knew how to spell and pronounce the Kansas-part I thought...

Damn you Jim G!!! Found this video while recovering from surgery. Holy smokes I laughed until I cried. Maybe it was the drugs? But maybe you’re better than anything they could put in my IV. Thanks for making me smile, they’ve been sorta rare lately.

@JuanPerez-ft9vr

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you’re fully recovered. Blessings from Texas!!!

@mmdl9297

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you didn't pop any stitches 😁

@lane2063

2 жыл бұрын

@@mmdl9297 it was all staples and drain tubes and I managed to stay intact 😉

@juliepatricia7679

Жыл бұрын

Sending healing energy

This routine got me into Jim Gaffigan's comedy. It will NEVER get old. Jim IS my fav stand-up comedian ever since.

Jim Gaffigan, worlds greatest Filipino comedian

@k-dude4514

2 жыл бұрын

Jokoy is pretty funny, he might give his countryman a run for his money, lol.

As a Filipino, I can attest that he lives down the block and grew up in the same neighborhood!

Jim Gaffigan is the best/funniest comedian alive. I have seen all of his Netflix specials and have loved them all.

Jim: I went to Winnipeg in February Audience: oof

@katlynklassen809

3 жыл бұрын

In thunder bay I used to look forward to winnipeg work trips in the winter. More wind but you get some sun.

@joer8854

3 жыл бұрын

@@katlynklassen809 Their summers are awesome. Summer in Ontario is horrendous.

@anniecharbonneau6657

3 жыл бұрын

Thats when you know he is doing it the show in Canada so funny

You got off lucky. There's two seasons in Winnipeg: Winter and mosquito.

@heywoodjerbloume

3 жыл бұрын

Construction as well.

@Mishkola

3 жыл бұрын

In the North End, you know the winter is over when the sirens start.

@swilhelm3180

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mishkola How about when the frozen corpses from winter peek through the melting snow in April?

@cijmo

3 жыл бұрын

Alberta has four. Winter, construction, Christmas and no hockey.

@RaisonBaby

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mishkola Can confirm

I love Jim Gaffigan. I'm surprised he knows so much about Canada! He's so funny and such a nice guy too.

The mass "ohh" at the thought of Winnipeg in February 😂😂😂

Made me remember Eddie Izzard talking about the Founding Fathers 'They set off from Plymouth and landing in Plymouth, how lucky is that.'

@pbandj37

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly! I actually used that reference with my wife yesterday. Weird that this comes up!

"Everyone gets a Vancouver... everyone gets one." Super funny and true! LOL ♡

When he says he went to Winnipeg in February… the crowd “whoaaa” hahaha

I am from Puerto Rico and went to Winnipeg in November for a workshop. I was so excited to go to Canada! I stayed downtown so I could walk and sightseeing. I only walked outside for 5 minutes the first day. My body couldn’t bear the weather! Lovely people though! I hope to go back but in the summer ☺️

@DavesRocketShop

Жыл бұрын

You mean mosquito season. Little known fact: Manitoba's provincial bird is the mosquito

@beer1for2break3fast4

Жыл бұрын

@@DavesRocketShop What's the difference between a Raven and a mosquito in Manitoba? The Raven is smaller.

3:45 "We are the Northwest Territories, go terror" slipped by people but I caught it and it had literally laughing out loud!

As a life long Winnipeger, we genuinely tell people not to visit in February. Mostly so we don't have to go outside or show people around in that brutal cold.

@ressljs

3 жыл бұрын

I went to Winnipeg in April (not this year of course) for a concert, but I decided to spend the weekend there. I was talking to a local and ask, "What would you recommend for an out of towner?" He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "Why would you visit Winnipeg in April?"

@starlette92

3 жыл бұрын

Remember 2 yrs ago?? Had the day we were colder than the surface of Mars?? 🤣🤣🤣 Good times...

@77dris

3 жыл бұрын

Winter in Winnipeg is awesome... cold and clean. But spring... it's basically like being pigs rolling around in mud... it's disgusting.

@ressljs

3 жыл бұрын

@@77dris Yes, when I was there in "Spring," it was one big, brown mud pit. I think the snow had just melted, so it was warm, but there was standing water everywhere. And none of the plants had started turning green, so it just looked like a mess. I really need to go back during the good part of the year.

@staceystockford3309

3 жыл бұрын

Lol good point. I'm from New Brunswick and ended up moving to Winnipeg in February.... Needless to say I'll be happy to get back home to New Brunswick been out here since 2014. Happy to go home this summer.

No matter how many times I go back and re-watch any of your shows, I laugh uncontrollably as if it is the first time I'm hearing the jokes, Thanks for reminding us how great Canada is ( Toronto resident here ) through your unique balance of mild insults coupled with your clear admiration. Both your high voice and that whisper voice get me every single time! Oh also, when I feel a bit sad or down YOUR comedy flips the switch, so thanks for that too.

A whole skit on Canada...and I laughed so hard. Not many can do that. Lol

If laughter is the best medicine, you are the Covid-19 cure.

@augustsmith9553

3 жыл бұрын

Its canned laughter

@fiz1036

3 жыл бұрын

@@augustsmith9553 its not its a live crowd

@teamzlabek

3 жыл бұрын

Yung Fizz in jiijii

I'm thoroughly impressed with how much Jim knows about Canada and the places he has performed in. 👍👏👏👏

@dandecastro51

Жыл бұрын

Yep Even pronounced stuff right. I've even heard Canadians (!) say New Found... Land.

As a dual citizen, I get to giggle on both sides of the border. And yes, going to 'Winterpeg' in February - brutal! Glad you lived to tell the hilarious tale!

Wow impressive knowledge of Canada. In one special he said he was a panda so I’ve been rolling with that for ~20 years.

Omg I laughed so hard. I love Canada and Canadians. STORY TIME A girlfriend and I drove through several Canadian provinces to hit the Alcan highway and drive home to Alaska. I had a 3 and 1 year old, she had a 2 year old. We were driving her new Jeep wagoner, child seats weren’t law and just starting to make an appearance, so we loaded all our luggage on top so we could put down the back seats leaving a huge area for them. We put pillows, blankets, and toys with them, the cooler under the legs of the front passenger seat, and off we went. We were 22 and had absolutely total confidence and absolutely no sense. We had no idea speed limit signs were not in mph so we made really good time on the paved roads. Fortunately every Royal Canadian Police Officer we saw was at a gas station-boy that Jeep Wagoner V-8 sucked down the gas when you were doing 80mph-or in a restaurant. Every Canadian we met was so nice to us. At every motel we stayed there was always someone that would run out to help us haul all that luggage off the roof into our rooms. Several times they opened the closed restaurant so we and the kids could eat. At one motel a lady drove to her home in the morning and got her milk so we could fill bottles for the baby that day and there was always someone to top our cooler off with ice. Everyone was horrified when we tried tip them for their kindness which was good as the cash we had for tips went for gas. Luckily the Jeep would take unleaded gas which then was half the price of regular; you just had to find the pump which was normally off in a back corner somewhere. All went fantastically, the kids so happy in their big carpeted play area, then we hit the Alcan Highway HELL. One thousand three hundred and ninety miles of unPAVED, rutted, potholes that could swallow a small car, crossing streams, of HELL. The babies were getting beat to death in the back and only laughed when they actually flew in the air. We took the 3 sleeping bags-hey we thought we could hit snow-shoved on the floor under the folded down back seats out on the area on top of each other. Lined the sides with the pillows and pulled our heavy coats out of our suitcases to pad the inside of the metal tail gate. That helped some but we would all get hot and couldn’t put down the windows do to the dust flying up from the road. NO AC IN JEEP. The two babies traveled only in diapers, my 3 year old son in his underwear. We eventually reached home in Alaska. I was more tired than I had ever been but damn we made it with 3 live kids. Canada has always been a warm amazing memory.

@LombarHisst74

3 жыл бұрын

That's awesome! My Grandparents drove my Sister 8yrs & me 6yrs from North Hollywood California all the way to Victoria Canada in a Ford Fairlane station wagon (1980) & it was the most amazing adventure playing in the back trunk area & wearing our pj's (Underoos) & Yogi Bear one-zees most of the time. Good times & good memories passing thru California Washington & Oregon 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Canada was so clean & green from what I can remember as a 6yr old

@jbrisby

3 жыл бұрын

It's not like that anymore. Canada is gone. Asians colonized it and now it's this gross Third World diversity showcase.

@mohitoness

3 жыл бұрын

​@@jbrisby OP, great story. jbrisby, Asians are not the reasons you have to drive with toddler car seats. Small towns still have people just as friendly anytime I travel in BC and Alta... you're blaming economic globalization (a western initiative) on immigrants looking for a better life

@Mobax13

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohitoness Yup, Canada is still plenty friendly. It is definitely more noticeable in small towns. A few years back I was driving from Vancouver to Winnipeg (in the summer) for my cousins wedding. In the Fraser Valley nearly every gas station is 24hr, it didn't even occur to me that in Saskatchewan gas stations close at 9 or 10pm. So I drive into this little town 10 minutes off the freeway, and the lady opened the station back up for me to fill up. Super nice, otherwise I'd have been stuck until the next morning.

@jbrisby

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohitoness Believe me, I'm well aware that the 1% is to blame.

I'm from Winnipeg. Everything he said, even as a joke, is true.

@GameS8int

3 жыл бұрын

Soooooo, pay the weather bill then.

@meadster308

3 жыл бұрын

Do the Winnipeg wealthy head to Florida in the winter?

@br41nb0x7

3 жыл бұрын

Mike Meade ...With all that saved up unpaid weather bill money, of course!

@IAmAlgolei

3 жыл бұрын

@@meadster308 The ones I know go to Arizona. In trailer houses.

@VanisleGirl1961

3 жыл бұрын

@@meadster308 Hell no, we go to Cuba which is free from Americans lol. No seriously it is. And we love it. And we don't have to be "wealthy"to vacation there.

“A rainy Seattle” Jim was there a sunny Seattle???

I absolutely love this guy!!!! Best comedian and sense of humor!

F.Y.I.- Fun fact: Saying "sorry" in Canada does NOT mean "accepting blame or responsibility"..... Ergo, if a person being sued or charged with something in court said or says "sorry", it can not be held against them. It's legislated. In Canadian parlance, "Sorry" can mean any number of things from, "I did not hear you" to "you poor thing!" to "quit being a jerk" to "I feel badly that you feel badly" and many other sentiments besides. It's all about context. Sorry.

@bradd188

3 жыл бұрын

Someone bumped into me at the grocery store the other day and I apologized for it lol.

@brokenwave6125

3 жыл бұрын

You actually think that's unique to Canada? Haha

@bradd188

3 жыл бұрын

@@brokenwave6125 they had to pass a law in canada that saying sorry wasn't an admission of guilt because canadians would be apoligizing for shit in court that they weren't guilty of lol I think that's pretty unique to canada I'm not sure where else they've had to pass legislation like that because of how often a citizen apologies lol

@clogger10

3 жыл бұрын

'Sorry' is not an admission of guilt. 'I am sorry your goldfish died' just means that you are sad the fish died, not that you killed it. However to apologize means taking responsibility for the action.

@bradd188

3 жыл бұрын

@@clogger10 were talking about legislation passed in regards to people apoligizing and saying sorry in court no one's talking about someone's gold fish dieing. Apoligizing usually does mean a person is accepting responsibility for their actions but the legislation pointed out in the original post is that canadians apoligizing in court doesn't nessisarly mean they are accepting responsibility. Usually when we apologize for something we say sorry that's why I wrote what I wrote cuz I was talking about the same thing.

My Dad's a refugee from Chile. They had a choice between London, or Winnipeg. They made the right call. GO JETS GO!!!

@gregbohnert2789

3 жыл бұрын

😏

@starlette92

3 жыл бұрын

London has Molly Blooms tho! Stobeys pizza, shawarma across from Molly's, Barneys...😄 Tho here in Winnipeg we have Kings Head and pretty much you can't beat that and their butter chicken poutine

@77dris

3 жыл бұрын

London Knights aren't too shabby.

@robmckay875

3 жыл бұрын

​@Tony Tabri Not when Pinochet was running that country.

@matttanner462

3 жыл бұрын

London Ontario? It's pretty nice here. Good junior hockey

I just LOVE the collective 'OOoohhhh' when he says he went to Winnipeg in February. I mean, that's ballsy. Everything he said is true about us, though.

My Mom really enjoyed this; she loves learning about geography.

Jim: I went to Winnipeg in February Crowd: You made a mistake

@MrKongatthegates

3 жыл бұрын

Crowd in unison wincing: oooh

@milesl818

3 жыл бұрын

Can't blame 'em ... it's cold here :|

@marklittle8805

3 жыл бұрын

You won't make that mistake twice

@misslauren881

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrKongatthegates crowd and everyone at home: oooooh

@Bunkerdwarfputin

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart did a short 40 second clip when he was here in Winnipeg a few years ago...it was mid February, if I recall correctly...and he was outside downtown somewhere... he was NOT impressed with how cold it was...he was funny AF 😂😂😂 It's on KZread somewhere...

"I can say that joke because I'm from the Philippines." Lol

I immediately showed this to my geography class because we just had lectures on Canada this week. It's perfect.

I love when comedians make jokes about us 😂

Same here in Australia: Northern Territory, South Australia, Western Australia. Very creative. Plus two states named in honour of the British monarch at the time -- one for her name, the other her title (Victoria and Queensland); a state named after Abel Tasman (that's kind of okay), and -- try to get your head around this -- the most populous state named after southern Wales, a region with which it possesses absolutely no similarities. You guessed it: welcome to New South Wales. I think Canada, with Saskatchewan, Ontario and Quebec, is doing pretty well by comparison.

@JollyOldCanuck

3 жыл бұрын

We have Prince Edward Island and Alberta (named after Prince Albert) which are named after old princes.

@jjohnston94

3 жыл бұрын

I love all the aboriginal names in Australia: Tibooburra, Jerrabomberra, Yarrawonga, etc., We've got plenty in the US, too: Mississippi, Okeefenokee, Tallahassee, Winnepesaukee,

@geoffedwards189

3 жыл бұрын

Great post mate! I am from that state with the ridiculous name you mention - New South Wales.

@svetlana60656

3 жыл бұрын

In Australia, their time zones go by the half-hour too, don't they?

@mikeneufield5499

3 жыл бұрын

@@geoffedwards189 as a Canadian I never thought about that ,, a place called , new south Wales , in Australia lol .. n thts right when I think of Wales , green valleys etc ,doesnt exactly ring a bell thinking about Australia lets put it that way .. *w

OMG! "I went to Winnipeg...in February" Audience: OHH!! 😂

When it comes to making jokes about ANYTHING Jim is the most skilled comedian ever hands down. He did like a dozen jokes in a row about ketchup.

I love the collective groan when he said "I went to Winnipeg in February..." before he got another word out of his mouth. It must be paradise. Lol

@avroarchitect1793

2 жыл бұрын

there is a reason its nicknamed "Winter-peg"

God bless Jim Gaffigan and his beloved family. He’s been blessed with a tremendous comedic gift

Thanks Jim. Nailed it. It's obvious you're a secret Canadian. I won't tell anyone.

I like my standup with vulgarity and anger and then there's Jim that is absolutely one of my favorites. Keeping it clean and still be THAT hilarious is a true talent and rare breed. Thanks for bringing alot of laughter to my world Jim.

Absolutely love Canada. Wonderful people and wonderful scenery. Hopefully, I will be able to visit before too much time goes by. All the best to our neighbors to the north.

WOW. A comedian that can do a whole show without cussing. The man deserves a medal from the President.

@dougp9382

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah from the real President Trump!!! LET'S GO BRANDON!

@MikeHart72

2 жыл бұрын

Canada doesn't have a president

@Guitaroverkill

2 жыл бұрын

Born in US.

@Guitaroverkill

2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeHart72 Who’s talking about Canada besides you?

@MikeHart72

2 жыл бұрын

Guitar Overkill ... Maybe you should go back and read your own comments

Hey now, we tried naming the territories, "itztufar-tugo" just hasn't passed yet.

@MichaelWilliams-me3ff

3 жыл бұрын

Now THAT'S funny!

@kimpbay

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha

@graceisamazing5493

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny right there!

@freebird5064

3 жыл бұрын

Lol😄

@samuelpeterson2131

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that a city in Newfoundland?

Thanks Jim, your daily videos helped me get through the pandemic.

As an American who travels to Winnipeg regularly(until the thing happened) to hang with Filipino friends. This Comedy is Gold, Jerry! Gold! I will just say that if you have a large Filipino community in your area...you did things right! They are the most positive, hardworking, innovative, and welcoming people on the planet! I'm married to one and she drives me crazy but I hear the rest are good.

@jameshepburn4631

Жыл бұрын

Poster has to get past Winnipeg Manitoba to get more experience with Filipinos. Having lived and traveled extensively in Asia I can report they have a lousy reputation all over. About unanimously they are considered dishonest, childish, gossipy, backstabbers, financially irresponsible, and sneaky among other uncomplimentary descriptions. The unsolicited advice people over in Asia gave me was 'avoid having anything to do with them'. Imelda Marcos' hoarde of shoes sums up their culture.

@leoray1234

Жыл бұрын

@@jameshepburn4631 who hurt you as a child? Way to generalize an entire population.

@jameshepburn4631

Жыл бұрын

@@leoray1234 Not my generalization. I ‘m only reporting how the other Asians characterize Filipinos. Your inability to distinguish the difference seems to confirm their observations of Filipino deficiencies. A third grader could explain this to you at your I.Q. level, just ask them to talk slow.

@leoray1234

Жыл бұрын

@@jameshepburn4631 I'm sure your reports are scientifically proven and can't be disputed by anyone. Give me a break.

@jameshepburn4631

Жыл бұрын

@@leoray1234 Good news. Your proctologist called, they found your head. Oh yeah, your mordida payment back in Manila is overdue, cash only please. And they want to remind you nobody needs any health or personal problems. Other good news is there’s job opening in Tajikistan for cesspool cleaner. With some intensive remedial training you might be qualified. Regards.

"50 below - at that point it doesn't matter if it's Celsius or Fahrenheit" He was pretty close, the temp at which they are the same : -40C = -40F

@Paul-zk2tn

3 жыл бұрын

Now thats cold

@davidmontgomery8943

3 жыл бұрын

How cold does it get? You exhale and it falls to the ground with a clunk. Don't even think about inhaling!

@johnspooner1403

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but he's right. At -50, either way it's super hard to tell the difference by just being out in it.

@kabouterwesley83

3 жыл бұрын

I think he was implying both are friggin cold

@FalconFlurry

3 жыл бұрын

But in all practically he's right, once you pass -40 it really doesn't matter what temperature it is, the air still makes your face hurt

The reaction of shock when the audience was told February was the month he was in Winnipeg.

This guy is a KING

The Northwest Territories sounds like a mining outpost on a faraway planet in a Star Wars movie.

I like how Canadians in the comments are talking about how Newfoundland is pronounced, and I've seen five different pronounciations.

@JohnnyLanger966

3 жыл бұрын

Actually try New Fun Land!!!

@elmo-nu2qm

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyLanger966 it is no fun land

@h8rraider227

3 жыл бұрын

@@elmo-nu2qm its the best fun land

@marsbolcan9311

3 жыл бұрын

don't listen unless it's a Newfoundlander saying it, otherwise they don't know. By the way, neither of the ways in the video are right.

@ROAMinstuie420

3 жыл бұрын

Understand newfoundland

Jim Gaffagan is one of the funnier clean Phillipino comedians out there.

@The13point1

3 жыл бұрын

Nagaffag Mij was his Swahili birth name before he immigrated to Winnipeg

@kimdyer2288

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, I thought he escaped from North Korea to pursue comedy?!

@Kasper623

3 жыл бұрын

Thought he was Puerto Rican?

@willk2678

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kasper623...I didn't realize he had TDS.

@willk2678

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexismapstone8645...good one.

This guy is great, and he doesn't have to use profanity and over try to be funny. Best comedian today!!!!

Ive listened to this so many times and it's still fresh and funny.

Whenever I'm thinking things like: "Is that for real?" it's ALWAYS in the Jim Gaffigan high voice.

@scipioafricanus5871

3 жыл бұрын

it must be his famous "inner critical comedy audience monologue"

The Canadian audience have a good sense of humor. Sounded like they really enjoyed the show. I hope I can watch Jim on a live show one day. For now, I'm just gonna continue enjoying these clips. ❤

@jimpennin9588

2 жыл бұрын

It's time for... 😃

@atgb143

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimpennin9588 ...dinner with the Gaffigans 🎶☺

@jimpennin9588

2 жыл бұрын

@@atgb143 😃 Only 6 minutes before you responded. I've missed our daily, then weekly dinners, both the Gaffigans and the amazing people in the chat. Whatever happened to Eleanor? I hope you are doing well

@atgb143

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimpennin9588 Thanks! I'm okay. I hope you're also doing well. Yeah, I miss everyone too, including Smiley. Stay safe wherever you are. 🙂

@jimpennin9588

2 жыл бұрын

@@atgb143 I'm still surviving. OMG...Is Smiley...behind you?!

As an American, I thank God. 🇺🇸 And Jim Gaffigan is great - as always.

I love Canada and Canadian comedians, and I’ve never visited, but would live to some day. Jim Gaffigan is so funny and sweet in this bit about our neighbors to the North.

"Nah, he'd go to the Virgin Islands." Not enough people in the audience got that geography joke!

@1973TJM

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!

@heythave

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.