Best Holiday Jokes 2020 - Jim Gaffigan
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Here are the funniest Holiday jokes from my standup career! Featuring Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Valentine's Day, and more! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.
:00 - Christmas Tree
1:15 - Easter
1:41 - Overeating
2:23 - Halloween
3:35 - Valentines Day
5:13 - Gift Giving
5:45 - Robe
7:15 - Fruit Cake
7:52 - Thanksgiving
8:31 - Santas Belt
9:32 - New years Resolution
10:32 - In-Laws
11:31 - A Disney Christmas
13:49 - Birthday Jesus
16:31 - Thanksgiving
19:08 - Valentines Day
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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He’s his own heckler 😂
@leeconnors8680
3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Perfect! I was trying to think of how to describe what he does with his alter voice. Its so weird and funny!
@jessadayvlogs4572
2 жыл бұрын
So am I 😂
@alysononoahu8702
2 жыл бұрын
Self-heckling..☺☺
@venyavanwright5157
2 жыл бұрын
I love that constant heckling he does. He’s the best!
@alexk440
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. annoying to listen to for sure
Ah, Jim Gaffigan, we love you! You are an American treasure.
One of the BEST comedians, ever!!!
Grandparents at Disney. After endless threats, grandpa tells his son "I'm sorry I wasn't there for your childhood." He's sooo good. 😅
I just found you about a month agoJim Gaffigan!! Thank you! I lost my husband in July and in December I found a clip of you, and from then I Watch you a lot You turned my grim sad feelings, to well I can go forward now with humor
First two of Christmas and Easter are especially hilarious. The man found his calling. Perfect.
The only comedian who is his own heckler 😂
Seriously, Gaffigan is a comedic genius... His ability to observe true reality and transform it into great, real and clean comedy that always works, is so great!...🌟🌟🌟
@s.oliveira6795
3 жыл бұрын
He can make a 100 jokes on anything, like a cup, a horse,... unreal
@ginachristine7721
Жыл бұрын
🌟🌟🌟+🌟🌟 =5! :)
@cv507
Жыл бұрын
beel gänz in köngöh vBv like a prölithickäll ansvvhörr to that grümpic ny düdd ^^ lip sanchez suaräzz
@kimlefave6042
Жыл бұрын
Nah it's his wife lol
"It's not even holding up his pants it's keeping his jacket closed.... And we're leaving cookies out for that slob???" I love that line, it had me dying!
@jarrodbarkley9061
7 ай бұрын
Me too! 😂😂😂
"Kitty wants some candy" gets me every time 😂
Jim is the perfect “Everyman”. He is so relatable. He makes telling clean jokes look easy but it takes being very talented and clever. It is refreshing to find a comedian that does not to use f bombs and cruelty for shock value laughs.
@chiendinh-je2xi
7 ай бұрын
I know, Jim is being funny without using any dirty words.
@ascent8487
5 ай бұрын
I don’t think comedians who use curse words are doing it for shock value. I think that’s how they talk off stage so that’s how they talk on stage. No comedian will be great unless they are themselves on stage. If they tried to censor themselves I just don’t think that would lead to compelling comedy.
@LynneWright
5 ай бұрын
@@ascent8487 it is too easy to stretch things out with outright vulgarity. It takes thought and intelligence to entertain in a more subtle way.
In case anyone wanted to know, stuffing and dressing are different things. Stuffing is made with loaf bread and cooked inside the bird. Dressing is made with cornbread and cooked in its own separate dish.
He got me with the robe!!!!! I wear one all the time and I’m pretty sure I look insane 😂😂😂😂
@alysononoahu8702
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@albertadams2095
7 ай бұрын
Same 🤦♂️… I’m the “walk outside to check the mail and visit neighbors in a robe” guy in my neighborhood 😁
The king of clean humor! Love Jim's work, this is art.
@T410ce
2 жыл бұрын
He’s clean compared to other comedians but he’s getting more crude lately...
@redwingsfan3621
2 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan
@soul1984vic
2 жыл бұрын
pg13
@janelliot5643
Жыл бұрын
@@redwingsfan3621 where'd he go? He's hilarious too
@cv507
Жыл бұрын
beel gänz in köngöh vBv like a prölithickäll -ansvvhörr- to that grümpic ny düdd ^^ lip sanchez suaräzz
His take on holidays makes me happy! Love his humor.
He is so hilarious. Most of us can identify with his jokes.
Jim and Brian Regan are the best
Jim you're such a blessing. Thank you for bringing joy to all of us. God bless you and your lovely family! Stay well.
You know I've been unemployed for months. I've run out of my unemployment benefit. I had Covid 19 and I'm stressed out. Yet Jim posts these clips from his shows everyday and its 10 minutes or so to forget about things for awhile! Thanks Jim!
@RuleofFive
3 жыл бұрын
Spencer Proctor Thanks!
@RuleofFive
3 жыл бұрын
@Leslie Killam Yes he is!
@antinsanwo
3 жыл бұрын
Hope things turn around for you in the new year champion
@markdemell3717
3 жыл бұрын
You survived the flu ,excellent.
@RuleofFive
3 жыл бұрын
@@markdemell3717 I had Covid not the flu. I had a flu vaccine but thanks for asking. ;)
Always enjoy watching him!
These are my favorite Gaffigan jokes😂❤
I actually saw a woman the other day walking past my house wearing a robe... And I said to myself, hurry home before the monsters get ya 😂
Whenever I have a tough day I put on one of your shows and it helps me get through it with a smile on my face 😂
He is Comedic genius. I can laugh no matter how many times I see the same clip.❤❤
Jim, I love your humor. When in doubt, know there's a lot of us who are helped by your views daily and we're just too lazy to send you a card or text. Thank You. Sincerely..
I love his humor, and I've quickly learned not to eat while listening. I've never before spit this much food out from laughing.
Everyday before I go to sleep I watch a clip, and you always make me laugh. I’ve heard every joke a 100 times and I still burst into tears. You’re truly a master of your craft!
@eileensanford7038
3 жыл бұрын
Me,too!
@jamesrinaldi1856
2 жыл бұрын
Funny guy. I've never seen him take a drink on stage .which is odd
@kellypearsall4540
2 жыл бұрын
I agree😂😂😂
@RB-ef6mw
2 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@chiendinh-je2xi
7 ай бұрын
@@RB-ef6mwmiss Rush Limbaugh, every time I see ditto
Jim Gaffigan “Unplugged” Love the acoustic set! lol
St. Valentine was a tragic figure, but discussing him here would put a damper on Jim’s amazing jokes
Ty Jim I needed this this morning. Laughing is so therapeutic.
@markdemell3717
3 жыл бұрын
According to readers digest ,laughter is good medicine .
@laraoneal7284
3 жыл бұрын
@@markdemell3717 That is also in the Bible.
Jeanie and Jim together forever… especially since you have so many kids!!! 😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
“Kitty wants some candy.” I’m dyin’ over here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Despite being weary of sequels/remakes, I think we need to have one with Jim as Catwoman
I love him, I have been watching him since 2020, and now in 4th grade I love him. He is so funny! 😂
"I got the one filled with toothpaste." Next second, Colgate ad.
Thank you for the laughs during the pandemic.
Jim you are so funny and relatable! I am in tears watching you. I have spent all day now watching you and the only bad thing about that is I'm running out of clips. Thank you for the smiles and laughter!
In 1978 we got John Mellencamp and David Lee Roth. It was a long time before we got another Rock Star from Indiana, but Jim, you were worth the wait.
@christinatweet6580
Жыл бұрын
What about Dave Letterman--and his mom!!? ( chef )
Thank you for making life livable! You always make my day a happy one!
Thanks for keeping us laughing. Awesome job.
I got a robe for Christmas & I love it
5:40 "Wow, a robe. I hope I get the flu so I can wear it."
That segue from Catwoman to Henrietta (Mr. Rogers cat) always makes me laugh
He is my favorite comedian, always make me 😂
You make an excellent point about Valentine’s Day. It’s a holiday dedicated to putting all the leftover Halloween chocolates on clearance
I remember going to Disney World with my grandma. She went on all the rides, saw all the attractions. She loved every second of it!
@SuperScottCrawford
3 жыл бұрын
My mom (who was a grandma) did too! It's cool when she got on rollercoasters. The trick is go during weekdays.
How 'bout eggs?? I died laughing
Jim is a gem
@redwingsfan3621
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@brianjoyce9040
2 жыл бұрын
@@redwingsfan3621 -used to run a Red Wing store. I’m a fan too
@redwingsfan3621
2 жыл бұрын
@@brianjoyce9040 Nice!
My family adopted a stray dog when I was a young boy. The first Christmas, I came out into the living room to find a "present" from our dog under the tree.
@mykingdomforak9
5 ай бұрын
❤️🩹. Thankfully, there's folks upon this planet like yours! 🎄. Wonderful to read your comment about them healing that pup's🐾 ❤️,🧠, and soul . 🌌
We all love Jim!!
Thank you so much Jim! I am forwarding this to all my friends that need a good laugh in these crazy times. You help us all get through!
@athinamplank8057
3 жыл бұрын
No by
Gamble chocolate is big at Christmas time. I called it gamble chocolate when a friend gave it to me, she thought I was insane.
Happy Gaffiganmas! 🎄 🦃 🎉
I love how your part of our favorite line at work. " Are you saying meow?" 🤣 Super troopers
Stuffing? Wait until he hears about a turducken.
These videos are brief holidays for 2020. Keep 'em coming, Jim!
When he's just talking at the end the material is less funny, but in front of the audience it's downright hilarious 😂. Of course the audience laughter helps:) Thanks Jim keep up the comedy 👍 😄
You are hilarious and I love all your compilations. Good job👌👌👌👌👌
"Dressing", at least in the south, is when you cook "stuffing" but in a pan, *not* inside the turkey lol
Beautiful articulating of normal and hilarious human interactions. The gaffs done it again🤭🤗
Wish we were clapping in person in a theater......next best are these videos. Thank you! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Jim is the best! I have watched his specials over and over. I never get tired of them. I think Noble Ape is my favorite. No wait Cinco...No maybe it's Obsessed. Oh hell I can't choose.
Most people: “Disney is the happiest place on earth!” Gabriel Iglesias: “No, that’s IHOP”
Dear Jim, Southerners call it dressing because it's on the side not in the bird. Frankly, my family never understood why you would stuff bread up a turkey's ass. We just shove an apple and onion inside with about two pounds of butter. We throw away the onion and apple when the bird is done. Added benefit of dressing is that you toss the gravy and turkey into it and then you got yourself another good ol' meal. Thank you for these compilations they're hilarious
@infonut
2 жыл бұрын
It was my understanding that it was originally done that way to save room with such little oven/baking space. I too stuff my bird with vegies and fruit for flavor. I've even heard of people putting bacon in there. (Don't tell Gaffigan.)
Thanks this showsme how I should be thankful everyday and yes we always need reminders to be kind to one another
@markdemell3717
3 жыл бұрын
That's deeeeep.
Always love your work, just a pleasure to visit.
I enjoy you Jim, great work 🤣🤣🤣
Yes Jim's clean humor takes talent!! It's the shizit!! Yes I have no the talent!! LOL!!?
He's the best
Brilliant!!!
The bit he did on Sunday morning was awesome!!!
Another fantastic funny video. Feels good to laugh.
Kitty wants some candy 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg!
Thank you Jim!!
I love his Karen alter ego voice, hey fella.
@garthshineman3081
3 жыл бұрын
OMG, you’re right!! It is Karen he’s been mocking this whole time!! That’s what makes his stand up, stand out.
@markdemell3717
3 жыл бұрын
Karen who? I am confused.
@fumi2360
3 жыл бұрын
@@markdemell3717 Karen - is slang term for an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often middle-aged woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviors. Thats shockingly from dictionary.com 😅
@markdemell3717
3 жыл бұрын
@@fumi2360 Well that is just stupid because it really slanders a persons name . Just call it as you see it ,ugh.Labelling just sucks .Don't be a Nimrod ,now that's one for ya!
@leeconnors8680
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part XD
Dressing isn't cooked inside the turkey. I'm with you on Valentine's Day 😅
Thanks for the humor. It is much appreciated. Made my day.
Thanks again, have great fun with family
This guy is incredibly funny thank you so much...😎✨💪...
🤣🤣🤣🤣 My Favorite Comedian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We call it “stuffing” instead of “cram-it-in”, because the cram-berries got it first
@alysononoahu8702
2 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahaha
Jim, your comments about the fruit cake are hilarious. In Japanese, the expression “Christmas cake” means a person, who’s often left out of the dating circuit and only get a date if/when someone is desperate (like a trip to a fast food joint after drinking)
@elizabethyong5399
4 ай бұрын
I remember my Japanese host explaining that a single person who is over 25yo is called a Christmas (fruit)cake, “because no one wants them after the 25th” and that was almost 30 years ago!
Great, funny stuff, thanks Jim.
1:21 literally sitting on the 2nd day of Easter opening my first boiled egg :P
The Santa bit is hard money.
Kitty wants some candy!
King of clean comedy 🤴🏼
I’m not offended by swearing or crude/vulgar humor, but Jim and his clean humor is so refreshing. Jim even trying a little to be dirty, but not, is hilarious. I love this guy.
Even his holiday jokes are just about holiday food 🤣🤣🤣
We simply adore you, Jim!!! From our family to yours, wishing you all the best! Happy Easter 2023 🐥🐤🐣🌼🐇
Canadian here eH! ...we celebrate July 1st and keep drinking till July 4
Very, very funny guy. Love watching him. If there was an Andy Griffith/Mayberry remake, he would be a great cast for Otis. Think about it.
Watching this in bed, volume way up so I can hear over my c pap & I start choking & laughing & my wife woke & though we were having a earthquake.
that picture with your wife is adorable
In the south we often cook the "Dressing" in a separate pan.
The Christmas tree is an ancient Germanic fertility symbol....so...I'm guessing the Gaffigans have been very devout supporters of the tree tradition lol. Love ya Jim!
@EA-tz2vz
3 жыл бұрын
Omg it was a joke I’m sure he knows or just doesn’t care
@linshanhsiang
3 жыл бұрын
Take it easy....I was joking...wtf!
We make dressing in a separate pan. Not inside the turkey
I love you man your so funny! Please keep making content!
Jim is hilarious
Awesome
Kim I love listening to you you are spot-on with those holidays thank you and keep up the great work