Broke my hip nine days ago in nursing home for rehab I watch this guy because laughter is the best medicine I truly believe this will help me get healed up and get out of here and get back home quicker love this guy

@spinderola

3 жыл бұрын

Hope you heal quickly ❤️

@lovelyrat33

3 жыл бұрын

3 years sober from an 13 years coke addiction! Hope you stayed clean bud! Give us an update

@kleptocat2478

3 жыл бұрын

Laughter is poison... Reason: You can choke in laughter Smiling gives wrinkles, resting bitch face is where it’s at

@ianpollard4501

3 жыл бұрын

He is a national treasure. I hope your better now.💪

@ticket2space621

3 жыл бұрын

@@kleptocat2478 and yet youre here watching standup. Come on bro. Dont be that guy.

Jim’s delivery on McDonalds made me cry. He’s brilliant! So diverse. And.....hardly any swearing.

@jeffreym.8957

7 ай бұрын

"That's still McDonalds!" Reminded me of "Three Amigos" and El Guapo. In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!”

@FlowerGirl.MN50

6 ай бұрын

We don't mind swearing

@yournamehere1886

3 ай бұрын

​​@@FlowerGirl.MN50The real problem for a stand-up comedian would be, profanity through out a set, doesn't necessarily make their material any funnier... In fact, the real challenge for a stand-up comedian is working reasonably "clean"...This separates real talent from mediocrity... Because it's a lot harder writing and doing material, that isn't peppered with F-bombs and expletives, than it is to write mediocre quality material, that even kids or grandma & grandpa, and the rest of the family could listen to....Jim Gaffigan has this kind of talent....

I discovered Jim Gaffigan when I was 12, that was 13 years ago and he is still the funniest person out there. It’s even more enjoyable now that I’m a dad

@wilsonp2936

2 жыл бұрын

Word This man Is undeniable comedian 💪🌎🙏

@user-yw4fh4pw3q

Жыл бұрын

Hey man that's so cool. I would never have guessed that a 12 year old would like his comedy. Not sure why I thought that...

@petertosh4748

10 ай бұрын

Now that you're an adult, time to try some of the hard drugs now.. Chappell

@daricestrickland9530

5 ай бұрын

Filth isn't adult.....🤫​@@petertosh4748

@VidGamer123

5 ай бұрын

Damn, time flies.

The inner voice - outer monologue is what makes jim so hilarious. Naturally funny guy. I’ll always support everything he puts out!!

@austenhead5303

2 жыл бұрын

I think he stole that from Eddie Izzard. Does it just as well, though. I'm not complaining about more comedians using that trick - it's a good trick.

@MrTPain

2 жыл бұрын

HIS " VERBLES"😀😀...."slendiferriss"😭😭😭@me!

@David-R.

2 жыл бұрын

You nailed it. Same here :) You seem smart as hell too, just by recognizing "The inner voice - outer monologue" is a sign that you are. I mean the way you first realized it and then put it in words. You seem very educated as well. I love you lol. jk not kidding.

@blackneos940

2 жыл бұрын

Would YOU still support HIM if he came up with plans for a space station with a giant eye, capable of destroying PLANETS?? I WOULD

@David-R.

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackneos940 lol sure! I would

Jim. My heart is on my sleeve here. you’ve got me through migraines, depression, sleepless nights, and never ending days. Thank you, Mr. Gaffigan.

@rebeccamcroberts5486

2 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan is a godsend. Regarding sleepless nights, try a good quality magnesium and vitamin d. Totally saved me, I tell everyone I can

@NZKiwi87

2 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccamcroberts5486 love magnesium for sleep but love medicated brownies even more 😉👍

@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD

2 жыл бұрын

Same 💜

@marthadavisellerbe5333

2 жыл бұрын

Hey dear💛 hear back from you and may God continue to shower his blessings upon you, I hope you’re staying safe I'm doing good can't complain either thanks for asking.. Hope everything is going well with you ?

@blackneos940

2 жыл бұрын

@@NZKiwi87 Oh, like the kind with 420 Calories? :)

The fact that he’s spent 40 minutes just talking about fast food is comedy gold itself! Love you Jim! ❤️

@curtisfranzen986

2 жыл бұрын

Well, that is because fast food is funny. Trust me, I managed a Wendy's for nearly a decade. Some of my encounters were legendary. Not just the customers, employees as well. Management can also be a real trip. I did also get the chance to meet both Dave and Wendy Thomas. They were both exemplary people.

@jimmyhembree6964

2 жыл бұрын

Favorite all-time comidian

@dianetaylor609

2 жыл бұрын

The horse jokes are the best 😂

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185

Жыл бұрын

@@curtisfranzen986 wow u met Wendy?

@noahahlstrom3834

Жыл бұрын

McDonald's Egg McMuffin, hash brown, small coffee is one of the best ways to start the day. worth every penn ~ 8.38 in Calif.

Extremely talented comedian. Can’t get enough Gaffigan!

@dorothysittler8120

Жыл бұрын

Talented wife too who is not getting enough credit.

@DemonGames666

Жыл бұрын

You gaffican't get enough badumtss

@rashaunakovacich1979

8 ай бұрын

Me either😂

Jim, you are the only comedian that I can watch, hear the same jokes over again and still laugh like heck. It's the delivery, you are a master at it. Thank you and God bless.

@ibrahimezzat3730

20 күн бұрын

Pm mm 8:56 ..,,..,. ,.p

I love the “audience voice” he does 😂😂😂😂😂

@choreomaniac

2 жыл бұрын

He’s his own best heckler.

@rockiebattles411

2 жыл бұрын

That's one of my favorite parts of his routines! 😁😂

@ooglboogl3

Жыл бұрын

The disillusioned audience member is the best bit

The best part of this is when he breaks down the Other Mcdonald's we fool ourselves about. Pure philosophy right there.

@cincin9543

Жыл бұрын

Genius!

My girlfriend and I have done Gaffigan comedy special marathons and we both end up laughing so hard that we have tears running down our face and getting the hiccups! 😂 We’ve seen these specials before on our own individually... and it doesn’t matter...we will still crack up and have to pause the show! There’s nothing more therapeutic than having a great friend and some great comedy to get through some tough times. ❤❤🎉🎉😅😅

The waffle house bit is one of the best I've ever heard........."just think of a gas station bath room that serves waffles" Priceless.

This guy is timeless dont mater when u hear it its always funny

@EPB-lo4yy

3 жыл бұрын

@R. Schowiada71 shut up

@hplovecraftmacncheese

3 жыл бұрын

yup. dont mater.

@zippydooda

3 жыл бұрын

I can watch him over and over again and crack up.

@evangeline...

3 жыл бұрын

ima be honest the only reason I liked this comment was so I could be the 300th one to do so

@Jocken333

3 жыл бұрын

*almost* timeless. "We all like Jared; he seems like a good guy." (36:32)

“Order panic” is a real thing 🤣🤣

@GBfanatic15

3 жыл бұрын

I always rehearse my order XD

@peachybuttercrunch4409

2 жыл бұрын

synonymous with stagefright in my mind....i had a short stint having to rehearse scripts. i was so phobic about forgetting my lines.

@TheAmtwhite

2 жыл бұрын

Yep!!

@aprylmccoy6956

Жыл бұрын

Kay kids, say what you want. Bug eyes looking at you, it's supposed to be fast and easy... you are making this hard!!!

I was at a bulk liquidator a few years ago. A big unmarked box was sitting on a shelf so I opened it. Ketchup packets! For resale!!!!😁

The fact that Jim Gaffigan was raised on McDonald’s and turned out to be this awesome should be used as marketing by them.

Only Jim's Comedy could fill my heart with joy while making me feel like my arteries are hardening.💘

@LoniLoni11

3 жыл бұрын

Pi

@ericscott5028

3 жыл бұрын

Hey

@blackneos940

3 жыл бұрын

@@LoniLoni11 Profiterole.

@zippydooda

3 жыл бұрын

@jimgaffigan it's hilarious that you said thanks to someone who said you make him feel like his arteries are hardening!!!

@zippydooda

3 жыл бұрын

@jimgaffigan thank you Jim for keeping us laughing through all of this.

You're my #1 Primary Care Physician providing the best medicine for the body and soul and without any expletives. You rock, doc!

I’m having one of the worse days and he’s lifted my spirits All better

How is it possible for someone to be so funny? Thank goodness for you Jim. We especially needed you now.

“Scarlett Johanson got a hair cut why do I give a shit” killed me. I don’t think I’ve ever heard Jim cuss it cut me off guard and I loved it.

@DeathBYDesign666

3 жыл бұрын

Read this before he said it and it was so subtle I honestly wouldn't have noticed. Ironman made "shit" socially acceptable so blame him.

@SauceMan48

3 жыл бұрын

Ba Da Ba Ba Ba... I regretted it!

@luispedroso3898

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qKKJxM6MlpPFd6Q.html

@zippydooda

3 жыл бұрын

Are you celebrating Festivas with your profile pic?

@genzcurmudgeon8037

3 жыл бұрын

@@zippydooda lmao. No that’s my company logo. I clean windows in Canada with a telescopic extendable water fed pole, revolutionary technology. 3rd story windows cleaned without getting on a ladder. That’s a great episode of Seinfeld though.

I have been so down for the last few months and your videos give me a reason to laugh out loud. Thank you Jim Gaffigan. You are the best.

@karifredrikson8492

2 жыл бұрын

Me too,Yvette.

@poltronafrau

2 жыл бұрын

@@karifredrikson8492 yes you are also the best

@bobbeflint667

Жыл бұрын

I am terminally I’ll and have been watching and rewatching Jim Gaffigan. I feel he is healing as well.

@adrianpena677

Жыл бұрын

@@bobbeflint667 God bless you & hope you get well soon, never lose hope! Praying for you 🙏

@bobbeflint667

Жыл бұрын

@@adrianpena677 thank you Lord Bless you

This video was so funny I was literally crying at one point. Love Jim Gaffigan’s sense of humor!

Jim Gaffigan, you're the funniest comedian I've ever heard. What makes your comedy so special is you're absolutely right on the mark. You say what most of us think. And who posted the remark about laughter being the best medicine was right on as well. We live in a time where laughter is a much needed thing.(there isn't a whole lot to laugh about these days) and Jim Gaffigan provides that. God bless ya Jim!

Good guy Jim releasing material on KZread during the pandemic. Not all heroes wear capes.

@barrya.6212

3 жыл бұрын

" Not all heroes wear capes" Good one...can I use it ? ....

@barrya.6212

3 жыл бұрын

@Misan tropo What's your Paypal ID....I'll send the money (5K) straight through!

@sigmacentauri6191

3 жыл бұрын

Laughter is medicine

@0range1968UK

3 жыл бұрын

@@sigmacentauri6191 Laughter is the best medicine: Unless You're asthmatic -in which case: It's Ventolin!

@GamingForGains

3 жыл бұрын

all cucks think ppl are hero’s to easy.

I love that he can take something as innocent as food & make it funny as hell. XD

@jeannieharper7750

Жыл бұрын

So simple Brilliant

Comedy without the f word. Brilliant

I’ve seen this so many times, along with all his other complications and I laugh every time like I’ve heard it for the first time!🤣🤣 Such comedic genius!

@bozoclown7005

2 жыл бұрын

Laff ass of !

Jim Gaffigan is one of the funniest and most relatable comics ever! would love to met him sometime

I feel he got really deep when he talked about how everything is "MacDonalds'. That was deep Jim! Love it, you're so funny.

Jim Gaffigan needs a late night talk show. Let's go.

@celestehogan5907

Ай бұрын

Yes yes yes!!!!!

@alnelson8484

2 күн бұрын

Great

OMG I just had a flash back of those old glass ketchup bottles and tapping it on the side to try to get it to come out. hahahahahahaha!

Those Jared jokes play so differently now yet still hilarious 😂

@ericscott5028

3 жыл бұрын

Hey

@jdmagicmusic

3 жыл бұрын

@jimgaffigan you are one truly funny guy!!! but we already knew that (disclaimer: i did stand-up in LA from 85-91) ps: just subbed

@tommyhallum2054

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yes it does

@TrySomeFentanyl

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdmagicmusic do you even know where you are?

@jdmagicmusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrySomeFentanyl yes and i know that you seem to be a troll...

I love that his fast food compilation is 40 minutes long lol.

@zippydooda

3 жыл бұрын

Makes me hungry every time

@SC-gp7kt

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@maenad1231

2 жыл бұрын

Bet

@wadepenley7380

Жыл бұрын

I don't care what people think about me I love McDonald's lol

Jim & his wife are geniuses 🎉😂❤

Jim has probably kept hundreds of people from dying. Laughter feels so good.....comedians also contribute to society.

Thank you Jim for posting daily. We need this more than anything right now... a reminder to laugh and love!

I've heard all these jokes a dozen times. Still funny.

@l.jbragg9016

3 жыл бұрын

On this hilarious about the cinabon

@sixtycargothefightinggameg569

3 жыл бұрын

I can just repeat all the lines

@zippySquirrelface

3 жыл бұрын

It's Jim, he's a genius. And his delivery is on point everytime.

@Jasn.21

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

@chrisdonatini1126

3 жыл бұрын

A baker's dozen!

The time of this series of videos was a crazy time, and I thank you for being there, helping us through it, Jim. You're a top act.

Love some of the stuff from King Baby!

My workmates and I spend our lunch breaks (as we work from home) watching these clips together (on zoom). Love you Jim - from Vancouver, where we squeeze two weeks' worth of rain into one week!

@peachybuttercrunch4409

2 жыл бұрын

a bright point in the day is definately something to look forward to for me. i love gaffigan. he is so universally appealing.😄

When I noticed this was 40 minutes I thought I wouldn't watch the whole thing but it felt like 5. These are still funny.

@KyChristensen

3 жыл бұрын

This was 40 minutes???

@Nomadistar

3 жыл бұрын

I call BS too! No way that was 40 minutes & IDGAF what the video says :)

"We all know Jared from Subway. He seems like a good guy." Boy, how times have changed since that line.

@Michelle-zz7no

Ай бұрын

Yeah, almost all of his material ages well but not the Jared stuff.

@ClaudeSac

Ай бұрын

Living in the Netherlands, I am completely unaware of Jared from Subway. Did I miss much?

@ClaudeSac

Ай бұрын

Oh, I just searched 'jared from subway' .... Nevermind. Ew.

@Michelle-zz7no

Ай бұрын

@@ClaudeSac right? 🤢

@micahbush5397

15 күн бұрын

The emphasis is on the word "seems."

Thank you Jim for making me laugh every morning when I go to work and after work. When I have a bad day, I watch your videos to put a smile.

Thank you for keeping me sane during this catastrophe. Listen to these jokes dozens of times and they always make me laugh. Never get tired of them. Timeless classics. Stay safe & best wishes to you & your family.

I didn't even know Jim was into math ... apparently he's all over pie

@chelseywinters1825

3 жыл бұрын

That sound yumzees

@user-dt4uh3jm7p

3 жыл бұрын

@@chelseywinters1825 cringe

@davidinvenio3094

3 жыл бұрын

Jim was a math major in college and the president of his fraternity....IATA-PI :-)

@looty2244

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidinvenio3094 I always thought he majored in cake and he was the president of a way-too-Fastfood chain? Apparently McMuffnigans is highly thought of in Naura .

@billd.6847

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidinvenio3094 maybe that's why he is so frat.

Jim is the best comedian ever

It is a testament to his immense talent that he makes people laugh without using foul or vulgar language when most successful comedians today use absolutely vile language.

@M1ster.Fr3sh

Жыл бұрын

I love Jim, don't get me wrong....but the reason he'll never be close to the GOAT of comedy is due to his commitment to the safe and clean. To be a true GOAT, you have to be willing to offend sensitive people who let words offend them. Language is neutral, there's no such thing as vulgar, vile, or foul language. If a person uses "foul" language with tact and wit it's incredible. George Carlin won over Roman Catholic nuns with his comedy that contained "bad words", because they were intelligent enough to see what he was doing. The world isn't safe and clean, thus I like my comedy to reflect the reality I live in.....Just a thought.

@Quantum-1157

Жыл бұрын

@@M1ster.Fr3sh disagree language is ‘neutral’. You can’t let your friend call your wife or mother a f#%@# bi&#@^ can you? Or your kids to call you a limpd&$# in front of their friends if you ask them to clean up their room! Or can you?

@jamesfreeman2258

Жыл бұрын

I never watch the ones that use f, b , c words or/and say demeaning things about women. Its filth, and I will never understand why anyone would laugh at demeaning another human being. The fact that some make very good money insulting half the worlds popuaation is a clear indication that sexism(hate toward women by males,) is PC. It is a relief to realize there are talented comics that never use filth.

@jntj3007

Жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@annieb5146

10 ай бұрын

​@@M1ster.Fr3shwrong look at Jerry Seinfeld! 😘

Thanks again for helping us laugh when we forgot how, Jim. Love to you and stay safe. Comedians are essential.

Dear Jim , please keep us laughing, you are so essential!1

"Chip, chop, chip" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That expression gets me every time!!!

I used to get a pretty good collection of ketchup packets when I clean out my truck. I had a large zip lock bag I put them in. My daughter at the age of 7 said we should give them out as treats for Halloween

I am an African American female that has been watching this guy for many years. Watching these I am still rolling. His jokes are timeless.

@christopher5863

2 жыл бұрын

No need to mention your color because you like a white comedian. That’s what divides us.

@put-the-truth-in-it

2 жыл бұрын

@@christopher5863 Literally, just read your statement, please, forgive me for my late reply. All comments are welcomed, by me, even yours and that's how I get into trouble by embracing dialog. Let me clarify that I only mentioned my race because there was a comment made by another person on here, "I guess I don't really find him funny cause his humor is for white people." Therefore, I felt an obligation to defend his funny. Furthermore, his overall appearance is part of what makes him hilarious. He is unapologetically him and actually picks on himself about everything including his own weight, eating habits and his pale skin amongst other things that I find absolutely brilliant. Refreshing to see someone not take themselves so seriously, in a time, when everyone is obsessed with appearances. Anyway it was to my surprise to read the comment about his jokes being for white folks, again, that's why I made my comment about being African American. My apologies for any person that was offended or bothered by my statement that is never my intention.

From a person who used to work at McDonald's, that ketchup packet thing is real.

@dennisdubois4210

2 жыл бұрын

Freekin customers don’t get me started

@ImNotaRussianBot

Жыл бұрын

I hope your children are well-fed. Truly worried about your ketchup packet reserves.

@TRUECRIMESPTV

2 ай бұрын

They’re even worse about mayo, like it’s made of gold.

Back in 1998 I was in highschool, a friend of mine & I would stay up & watch premium blend and comedy central presents... and other stand up shows at the time. Jim was on one of them one time when we were watching & we were crying laughing. We made sure to remember his name,so we can look out for him on other shows. Whenever he would pop up on the Tonight Show or Late Night we would call each other & say "remember that guy with the Mexican food joke"? When Beyond the Pale came out I was so excited to go buy it. Thanks for all the good memories, Jim!!

When I'm down I come to Jim to make me laugh and feel lots better. Thanks a lot buddy.

My tonic and antidepressant for the day. Jim Gaffigan, keep doing what you're doing, you are brightening lives!

Jim is the first comedian that I got to see perform in person. My favorite!

You are truly an elite comedian Jim. Non-stop laughter from people of all ages.

Laughter really is the best medicine!

Have I watched Beyond the Pale a minimum of five times? Yes. Did I still laugh until I threw up (I'm currently sick)? Also yes. My God, Jim. I love you! Thank you for helping with my depression!!

@alikahla208

3 жыл бұрын

Funny

@andyblanton6570

3 жыл бұрын

Have I watched Mr. Universe a minimum of 12 times? Yes.

@markdemell3717

3 жыл бұрын

Take care and keep the faith.

@zippySquirrelface

3 жыл бұрын

Was it the cove?

@eddierayvanlynch6133

3 жыл бұрын

Your story was SICK! I mean, it was great...

"Yea.. do you have a shovel back there?" 😆

@mayhemmacraider4737

3 жыл бұрын

Killed me🤣🤣🤣

Jim gaffigan all time favorite. Thanks for bringing joy and laughter on the long road trips.

Love you Jim. Honestly you're the single greatest comedian around because of how you describe daily things that literally everyone thinks or says. Thanks for the laughs and not offending anyone with jokes you make "ridiculous"🙄🙄

I could watch his videos a million times and it would still make me laugh!😆😆😄😄

Jim, you are so brilliant! You never fail to make me laugh.

I literally cried from laughing so much! He's hilarious!!!

@pornsakpongthong1092

2 жыл бұрын

80 iq probably

@roseymalino9855

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment is funnier than anything he said.

40 minutes? Lol. That’s a whole special in itself.

We love Jim Gaffigan. When we have family gatherings and someone rattles on with a story, we say, "chip chop chip". They get the message to keep it moving.

@davidvollmar9029

3 жыл бұрын

I also almost coughed up a munchkin - the gateway doughnut 😂

@clivewells7090

3 жыл бұрын

Tim Fronimos ; over here it's: Chop-chop! - slightly quicker

@vroxxzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@clivewells7090 you did not get the joke...

@clivewells7090

3 жыл бұрын

@@vroxxzz ...which was... Chop-Chop!

@vroxxzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@clivewells7090 sigh 🙄 right I'll clue you in because you're clearly out to sea, here. It's a reference to one of Gaffigans own food jokes where he says "chip chop chip". Just do a KZread search with that phrase to get clued in. Glad to to have helped👍. please don't don't continue trying to convince us that "chop chop" is in any way unique and/or a hyper-efficient alternative - everyone knows and uses this phrase already, "chip chop chip" is made up by Gaffigan.

“Salsa is the Mexican ketchup, marinara is the Italian ketchup, British food is terrible”

Absolutely love your comedy,your acting to. You never use profanity, and overly dark material, but by far my favourite stand up comedian. Thank you so much for all that you share and do Jim,you are a diamond.

Jim gaffigan is definitely on my top 3 favorite comedians in the entire world! 😊❤

Jim, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts and my eyes are watering! Thank you so much for being a bright spot during a very dark time. You are a blessing and I wish you and your family a very Happy New Year!!

@joannealtshuler3245

Жыл бұрын

I’m

Jim is the best comedian

I loved the McDonald's bit. I worked there for 5 years and everytime someone would act outraged by how unhealthy the food is, I wanted to ask them if they were in denial about where they were lol.

@darkdemonqueen

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that’s like someone walking into a candy store and complaining everything has too much sugar in it 🤣

@kathymyers7279

Жыл бұрын

@@banhammer3904 we do now!

Domino’s effect was absolute magic. That is what you call a professional execution of a well built joke. I got asthma from it I was laughing so hard. I think most people hear a joke and just laugh, they’re unable to see the layers of genius. JG’s jokes are masterfully built like a brick house. Each layer is sculpted just right. He doesn’t give away the joke until he’s fleshed it out…all while adding a casual ‘slob’ layer to make it look like it was just thought up on the spot. Absolute genius.

I Have always liked you brother! But your KZread videos the last couple of months have really lightened things up for me during a tough time. Thank you Sir

I can't believe...., why do I like to read the comments so much. I just read and read and ...... 😳 Am I the only one? This was my favorite of yours Jim. Absolutely hilarious!

@tangenty6987

3 жыл бұрын

Only one? Nope!

@rebeccarowland2533

2 жыл бұрын

No. You’re not the only one.

@Laura-Lee

2 жыл бұрын

I totally read the comments. It's like sitting and watching a movie with someone else only I don't have to selflessly share my popcorn with you when you run out. LL 🍿🍿 🙋🏻‍♀️✝🇨🇦

@suzanneyoung1729

2 жыл бұрын

No, you're not!!

Give Jim any topic and he'll say so many jokes about it that there's no room for anyone else to add anything to it. Genius! I could listen to him talk about fries for an hour straight and enjoy every second of it. Anything really. Even "Horses" lol.

Jim Gaffigan and John Pinette are by FAR my two favorite comedians no contest

After 2 minutes..I checked how long will this be .. it said 40 minutes plus.. I almost cried in joy and happiness.. I laid back further and lit another blunt.. #heaven

It's very dangerous to try and drink your coffee while listening to Jim.

@ThePlaySpace-CurtainCall

3 жыл бұрын

You're telling me. I'm drinking a White Russian and it almost came out of nose.

@RealEnerjak

3 жыл бұрын

It's dangerous to eat or drink anything while listening to Jim Gaffigan.

@ceciliasugg4485

3 жыл бұрын

I just spit out my coffee during the Popeyes chicken jokes!

@honey-comb-

3 жыл бұрын

half of his internal organs were destroyed...

@MorbidMissMuffet

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm, I wish I read this BEFORE I started watching this. Had to change my outfit because I spewed coffee EVERYWHERE. lmao, the other thing I need to remember is to cover my keyboard before drinking something and watching Jim Gaffigan 😂😂

He is a family man and tells funny jokes anyone can relate to

The 1,000 people who gave this a thumbs down are vegetarians and people who jog for fun.

Jim you’re not a mess- you’re brilliant 🥰hilarious- thanks for your clean humour 👍🏻

Jim!!!!! Thank you so much. You have become one of my favorite comedians during the pandemic. Hope you are healthy and are doing well!

Jim is brilliantly funny. One of the best comedians ever.

Lots of love to you and your family! Thank you for bringing so much joy to the world!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Loved this! Some I'd heard before and some I hadn't but I still had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! Thanks Jim! Truly, a master comedian!

Jim you keep me sane through this pandemic! Thank you!

One of the funniest comedians ever! 😂

This guy is hilarious, Jim has gotten me through a few nights. 😊 thanks

during this horrible time we are in, you bring a bright and happy time in my depressing day. Thank-you so very much for the CLEAN jokes as they are so funny and refreshing.because not everyone likes to hear vulgarity. I even like your jokes about Canada, which you don't go too far in delivering. We like to poke fun at ourselves as well.

@chadmatthew8339

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, I must have missed what's so horrible about this made up pandemic. Elites don't believe it's real because they refuse to follow their unconstitutional rules. Oh and mandates are NOT LAWS.

So many of these I have referred to as “my favorite” over the years. Seeing them all together makes me realize a favorite just isn’t possible. Although the McDonalds set is certainly up there. Awesome compilation. Thanks!

My favorite comic hands down.

The ripping on Subway was so dead on. And he even foreshadowed the nightmare of Jared with the sociopath reference.

Much love Jim and the family. You made being drunk at 9AM less shameful.

Chip chop chip!

@robsutton3092

3 жыл бұрын

Chip chop chip!

@mlittlegrizz

3 жыл бұрын

Chip chop chip chip chop chip chip chop chip

@mrberry4893

3 жыл бұрын

"I say chip chop chibby chibby chop... , well ya don't stop choppin, to da rhythm of da chippity be". Sorry, both of my parents were white too!

Gaffigan is HILARIOUS even clean!!!

I love this guy! No swearing and he's so funny !